Blargggh!
>A MERE JAIL CANNOT HOLD THE FIRELORD! Reunite with my loved ones and Kanjou.
3: You try to reunite with your loved ones, but cannot find them. Such is a ghost's lot.
> Whine at the GM that the encounter was way above the recommended level.
4: The GM reminds you that you insisted on using an awful system, and you got what you had coming.
>bah deadbooked! Time to use my love as a playable character. Let's call her... ActionDanielle!
3: Sadly, ActionDanielle is too busy sweeping out her post-apocalyptic hovel to do much to help you.
Well, it might not be as strong as say, the Hagane, but it's got impeccable armor!
The only thing that remains is to decide what to do next....I got it!
>Park Space Ark in opposite orbit of the natural moon, and become the Core Unit of the Space Ark that will eventually become a Second Moon.
2+1=3: You head out for the moon and...oops, you broke the parking break... (-1 to your next roll)
> Rename thread "Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome".
4: You rename the thread! Assuming Purvis remembers to do it after handling all these actions.
> Start haunting the Space Ark.
3: You haunt the Space Ark, and have a little bit of fun with its parking brakes. Kekekekeke...
> Cheer myself up by turning my local apocalyptic wasteland into a frozen, slippery, local apocayptic wasteland
1: You didn't want to set the world on fire. But you did.
The setting is now a desert wasteland!Roll to Dodge!Oh crap, you're evaporating!
Allosawyou is severely wounded!> Make the deadbook a lovebook
6: The Lovebook now records the annuals of love as well as those who have passed beyond the veil! Multifunctionality!
>Find the greatest director in Gensokyo, and try to strike a deal with them to be the director for my amazing movie-in-the-making.
5: You find Gensokyo's greatest director, Yuugi, and promise her liquids that won't cause further dehydration in the desert heat in exchange for her directing your movie! (+1 to your next roll!)
> We're this close! Use our claws to force our way through the remaining barrier.
3: You find that your have worn your claws down to a nub. Ow...
see i knew that would work. now i just have go get out of jail. could be worse though, i could be dead.
>say " Oh, if only there was a beautiful and intelligent 17 year old woman, who can manipulate the boarder between imprisonment and freedom, help me so I can be free again, I would owe her a great favor, for witch I'll do anything to repay."
6: A gap opens up, and Yukari pops her head through. "You forgot to mention adorable," she says, then pops back out before the gap closes.
> Sic Berserker on that bane of my existence known as "blimp." Then go have some fish.
3+1=4: Berserker considers the blimp for a moment, then throws a boulder at it!
Mr Bob Rolls to Dodge!6: You easily move out of the way, of the boulder, and drop some bombs of Berserker.
Sophilia rolls to dodge!4: Berserker takes the explosions for you, and vanishes, his task complete.
>Huh? Confirm identity.
5: You confirm that you are Ran Yakumo, and feel pretty damn good about yourself. Also, it seems you've managed to get rid of that pesky feedback loop, and are once again Yukari's familiar. You feel rather relieved about that. (+1 to your next roll)
> Send my appreciation of Nachos and whatever remains of my power to someone worthy that can unite my followers and bring the greatness of Nachos back to the world.
6: You appoint a new heir to Nachislam, and confer full rights of the prophet upon them! And the lucky new winner is...HanzoK!
>Become a Desolator from Red Alert 2 seeing as I'm radiating.
3: You become a Desolator! It is not a fun process... (-1 to your next roll)
Well whatever works.
>Turn my human army into vampires and set them loose on the world to bring havok. Make sure they glitter in the sun.
6: You unleash the glittery plague upon the sands!
>Go on a G-Rank ultra-rampage with exploding goo, fancy explosions and powerfists of ultimate destruction.
>Make sure theme music is playing while doing so.
Watch 'til the end of the video for no reason.
2: You cannot go G-Rank. You are not awesome enough. You stupid fish.
>Take the Dirigible on a ride around the world.
3: You head take the dirigible over the desert wastes of Europe, and encounter some turbulence (-1 to your next roll)
> Break down into sadness.
5: You mope on a sand dune and go hard emo. Paradoxially, you're rather pleased with the depth of your sadness. (+1 to your next roll)
> Tame a dragon to be my mount
6: You do not tame a dragon, you tame The Dragon. You now have Bruce Lee as a mount.
Let's run with the smexy new avvie for a bit.
>Reincarnate as YouRyusei the Constant Star, love child of Yousei and Ryusei.
6: You are now the heir to faeriedom and one of the stars of the ATAX project!
Old Man Sour has reentered the game!At least I'm Ghost now! :V
So I should...
> Use Lightning Mare Ring to solid my lightning unstable body to become the real thing on the world
6: You are now a horse made of lightning in the desert! You may or may not have a name.
Rotude_zad has returned to the game!> "UNTIL NEXT TIME!" *poof*
5: You make your final declaration and poof away to make the best of stage magicians jealous!
>Invite Hanzo to come play some Blackjack with me in this other dimension.
3: You invite over Hanzo, and suffer only mind damage from hard vacuum! (-1 to your next roll)
Hanzo rolls to dodge!4: Hanzo handily holds his own in blackjack, and comes out no poorer for the experience.
Beeved Up: Dormio, Biohazurd,
Wounded: Infinity, Mr Bob,
Seriously Wounded: Allosawyou(2)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Old Man Sour, Omba, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Lovebooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Guardian Tempest, Squawkers, Infinity, Jq1790, Dormio, Rotude Zad,
Storm's a'comin: The Glittery Plague
