> That damn idiot witch. Who needs her help anyway. Together with Flan, use and brutally kill Marisa in a blood-ritual to fuse myself into Flan's body. At least Marisa'll have had some use this way.
5-1=4: You give Marisa the JR Ewing treatment, and fuse yourself with CyberFlandre. (Wuh-Oh!)
Roll to Dodge!4: You quickly figure out this may not have been a hot idea when Reimu comes after you with Capote and Sword in hand. Thankfully you are small enough to duck under it.
Roll to Dodge!3: You are then approached by some followers of Nachislam; who natter at you while you're trying not to die! -(1 to your next roll!)
Roll to Dodge!5: Then some losers in steam rollers get to work trying to wipe out all life, and you're able to manipulate Reimu into sabotaging them all while chasing after you. (+1 to your next roll!)
> GDI, I go and play Dark Souls in the GameShop next to the Pokemon Center
5: You go play some Dark Souls at the game store, and manage not to get chased out!
Power Offline!!! Damn!! It can't be use now!
> Create the addination Power Plants and try to use it again to move the incoming Storms to Omba and Kasu.
4: You manage to build up some power plants, and send storms toward Omba and Kasu. It'll be a while for them to get there.
Roll to dodge!3: You are then hassled by followers of Nachislam for three hours, and get a headache! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5-1=4: Then you just barely avoid being steamrolled by a bunch of weird guys!
>Hey, I own stocks in Higan Security. Surely they will treat me nice because I support them and they'll send me to the living world.
3: You try to throw around your wealth in Higan, and quickly find they don't cotton to that sort of thing from the dead after Sariel bonks you on the head.
>Meh. Use the power of love to rejuvenate self. Give Ran Yakumo/Dormio a +1 to his next roll from the overpowering love for Himiko.
6: You give Dormio all your love and support, practically becoming a one-man cheering section! You feel better! (+1 to Dormio's Next roll)
Youkai Jesus has recovered!Roll to Dodge3: This attracts the attention of Nachislam followers, who bother you for hours and hours... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4-1=3: Then some jerks with steamrollers run over your little toe! (-1 to your next roll)
> Transform Gorken Morkann into lightning-powered car with a huge spoiler on the back. The spoiler says "Bruce Willis Is Dead All Along."
2: You'll 'ave t' get back t' dat; foist ya gotta be proper sure dat he was th' dead guy.
Roll to Dodge!4: Them Nichislam types sit down t' wotch wiff ya, even!
Roll to Dodge!4: Y' 'ear some steamrollas in th' distance. 'at's th' way, ladz!
>Turn the astronomy lesson into a date with VIVIT.
1: You tell VIVIT to take a hike, there's galaxies to observe! She runs off in tears.
Roll to Dodge!5: Then you have to drive off some Nachislam missionaries via throwing rocks, which helps with you aim! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!3+1=4: Being in space, you have little to worry about from Steam Rollers.
aaaaaa Shadoweh why :<
> Try to calm Reimu down with aromatherapy!
3-1=2: Reimu is a bit too pissed to be calmed, and chases after Omba!
Roll to Dodge!2: Then you are cornered by some Nachislam missionaries. Their theological arguments are too much for you to handle, and your head aches fiercely!
Rdj is seriously woundedRoll to Dodge!5: You solve this by getting the steam roller guys after them! (+1 to your next roll!)
> Ew, we're inside of a bird. Live on through our other arm and possess Utsuho. Girl should have played Metal Gear Solid.
2: You attempt to possess Utsuho, but find she is too busy working off the excess calories to pay much attention to the effort.
Oh a storm is brewing alright.
> I play an Island, then tap my forest and plains to activate Rampant Growth to play another Plains
1+1=2: You do not have any islands to tap!
Roll to Dodge!2: You are then approached by followers of Nachislam, whose well reasoned arguments in favor of their faith in nachos to bring world peace gives you a small aneurysm before your prior defenses take hold.
Master105 is seriously wounded!Doll S. Rolls to Dodge!2: You are seriously hurt by a Mutually Assured Destruction Magic Card!
Doll S. is seriously wounded!Roll to Dodge2: Then you are run over by a steamroller.
Master105 has lost the game!NO PIE?! NOOOOOOOOO.
THIS WORLD IS NOTHING WITHOUT PIE
> Open a pie shop. Survey the local area in case anyone wants meat pies. Cats, dogs, rabbits, Mystia...
6: You start up a pie van! It is wildly successful and soon you have all sorts of youkai types clamoring for them.
Roll to Dodge!5: Even the followers of Nachislam love 'em! (+1 to your next roll!)
Roll to Dodge6+1=7: They're even good enough to get those guys with steamrollers to calm down and stop trying to run over everyone!
inb4 Conq
> Fusion Dance with Dormio
2: It turns out you have two left feet.
Roll to Dodge!4: But it's enough to ward off the followers of Nachislam, who seem to regard botched before they began fusion dances as anathema.
> Make DollS' nacho truck become a Not-Your-Truck
1: You make sure that DollS has all the proper transfer paperwork filled out, and proper license plates.
Roll to Dodge!4: Standing in line at the DMV does much to keep the Nachislam missionaries from finding you!
If I wound up here...did I REALLY lose? All a matter of opinion! Kinda sucks, the whole 'being dead' thing, though. Might wanna try and fix that later. Til then, though...
>Try to find a certain ghostly gardener.
1: You keep as far away from the gardens as possible, and run into the ghost of Franklin Roosevelt. He has a spectral wheelchair!
> Ride the BERSERCAR!
2: You miss the bersercar's last stop, and are left in the dust.
>Post before Dormio in RtD
4-1=3: Well done, soldier! Too bad you banged your knee being in such a hurry to get here. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6-1=5: Your angry sweary banged knee dance scares off the followers of Nachislam that were about to descend on your with pamplets in hand. Moxious! (+1 to your next roll)
> Thank the people for their generosity and get to racin'!
3+1=4: You express your gratitude, then get to racing, pulling into the top fifteen!
Roll to Dodge!1: Then you suddenly find a follower of Nachislam chasing you in a chopper! In surprise, you go off the side of a bridge!
Kasu has lost the game!> Trick out the Nacho truck for the race with the help of my followers so that it may be worthy of representing Nachosin the race.
1: You go solo and create the frittermobile.
>Plain, freakin' attack.
1: You decide you're done with the whole attacking shtick.
Roll to Dodge!2: Then you are suddenly mobbed by missionaries of Nachislam!
GuardianTempest is seriously wounded!>Usurp Yukari's powers.
4+2=6: You help yourself to Yukari's powers while she is distracted, and become the new Gap Youkai!
Roll to Dodge!6: Yukari applauds your initiative, and goes to get a nap; which involves your tails once again.
Roll to Dodge!3: Then you end up being nearly buried under tracts from followers of Nachislam! (-1 to your next roll)
Edit: Better idea.
>Use Cthulu as the sacrifice in a Black Magic ritual to summon and befriend Cthulhu.
3: You sacrifice Cthulu, who goes down with a "wat" and summon Cthulhu! Unfortunately, he's not feeling friendly and you go slightly mad from the sight of him. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!2: You are dang near eaten by Cthulhu before it wanders back to R'lyeh.
Squawkers is Seriously Wounded!Roll to Dodge!5: But your ravings afterward are enough to get the followers of Nachislam to go elsewhere. You feel proud. Proud and kuzzy. (+1 to your next roll)
>Usurp Dormio's tails.
5: You try to become the Nine-tailed Infinity! (+1 to your next roll)
Dormio Rolls to Dodge!6-1=5: But Dormio is too wise for such tricks, and defeats your efforts effortlessly (+1 to your next roll!)
Roll to Dodge!2+1=3: Then you are set upon by followers of Nachislam, and take a papercut from one of their tracts. (-1 to your next roll)
>Thank bakers and set up a stand to give away our delicious reward, however it is a trap, as the pastries are now poisoned.
6: You set up a stand to give away delicious pastries to all and sundry, while my winamp plays Kefka's theme. They're going to be sorry soon~
Roll to Dodge!4: The followers of Nachislam accept cakes in exchange for leaving you alone.
>Slay all the vampires!
6: You solve the vampire problem! You receive: Adoption into the Belmont Family x1
Roll to Dodge3: Then you are mobbed by followers of Nachislam, and stub your toe real bad. (-1 to your next roll)
> Practice SICKNASTY driving
3+1=4: You practice some deliriously sicknasty moves, nearly get to know your dashboard better!
Roll to Dodge!6: Your moves are so impressive the followers of Nachislam stop proselytizing to watch!
> Class advance into the Ghost Driver.
3: You advance your class to ghost driver, but don't break in time and rear end the class ahead of that! (-1 to your next roll)
>Find a lava pool. And an iron bucket, while we're at it.
4: You find a lava pool in the back yard, and an iron bucket.
> Rise from the ded. :/
3: You cannot stop being ded. It's what you do.
> Sue anyone and everyone who tries to mess around with me, go through every court of the multiverse if necessary
1: You are Omerta; you will never turn to the law.
So, we'll put the orgy on hold for now.
>Riding Shou (tiger cavalry banzai!) at the head of my armies, challenge Laharl for Overlordship of his world and claim Flonne as a worthy consort to my glorious Yeekness upon my victory! Mwa ha ha.
4: You ride Shou into battle, and strike down Laharl and his legion of Rogues transmigrated from Majins!
Roll to Dodge!1: Fuck. Etna.
Old Man Sour has lost the game!>Conquer the Balkans
6: You thoughly conquer the Balkans! Turkey and Greece are Balkans, right?
> Command my Zombie Reimu minion to destroy Sanrisa for attempting to destroy my brood.
6: Bullfighters are not zombies. But you manage to convince Reimu by telling her that Sanrisa is hiding Omba!
Sanrisa rolls to Dodge!2: Reimu chops up Sanrisa about a third of the way before she realizes that Omba isn't there.
Sanrisa is Seriously Wounded!Beeved Up: Omba, Rdj, Conquerer, Squawkers, Ran Yakumo
Wounded: Youkai Jesus, Infinity, Sanrisa laser, Biohazurd
Seriously Wounded: GuardianTempest, Rdj,
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, NaiceGuy999, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Kasu, Old Man Sour
Wuh-Oh!: Omba
Storm's a comin'!
Omba : Storm's a comin'!
