>Disentangle Yukari from tails.
5: You skillfully remove Yukari from your tails and use a pillow to substitute the one she is snuggling. (+1 to your next roll)
>Emerge from Ran Yakumo's tails with Himiko
6: You emerge from Ran's tails like a Kool-aid man with Himiko in hand, transcending life and death!
Youkai Jesus has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge!2: Your triumphant return wakens Yukari, who gaps you into Sharp Painful Object Land
Youkai Jesus is Seriously Wounded!>Find the portal out the Netherworld and get back in the game.
4: You hunt for a portal back, but all you find are some Endermen.
Being lost in space is still good if we're chilling together, right? RIGHT?
>Use high-tier astronomics to build a space ship, and then teach VIVIT the wonders of the universe.
4: You manage to cobble together a space craft out of passing bits of asteroid and lash it onto a passing comet.
> Become a Servant.
2: You can't even become an illegal immigrant housekeeper.
> Throw that beer can at the next person trying to revive
2: You can barely throw it ten feet with your puny rabite arms.
Grinding's coming along quite nicely eh? Time to speed shit up!
>TEK SETTER! Use Past Self Upgrade #05, Become a Tekkaman! Then use that to plow though even Boss-Class foes like Abyssal Knight and Mystletainn!
6: You exceed your past lives and become the Thnikkaman! This includes the fabulous Thnikka Van!
. . . -_- . . .
>Okay, they've asked for it. This hike has done nothing for me. I bet they just wanted to get rid of me! Oh, I'll show them. Summon and befriend Cthulu.
Here's hoping he doesn't kill me in the process.
6: You summon Cthulu and bring him under your control! He is a lame of pink fleshy blob in a box car that makes 1d6 lame trolls per round. You probably wanted Cthulhu. Oh well, at least that box car should be useful!
> Use Weather Controller Device (Thunder Strom) with everyone.
2: You cannot figure out how to make it work!
Wacky Races? 
> Build a vehicle using that wrench that just hit me, and invite Reimu to race with me! It'd be a good way to get money to buy food with!
4-1=3: You convince Reimu to join in, and get the Broom Mobile put together. There is a slight welding accident involving you and a Master Spark (-1 to your next roll)
Somehow...this seems to be good and bad.
>Wait for Yukari to wake up and ask about getting gapped into Hakugyokurou without having to die.
2: Yukari, quite irritated at being awakened earlier, informs you that you can have one or the other. Then promptly gives you little choice in the matter.
Roll to Dodge!1: You end up in Hakugyokurou.
Jq1790 has lost the game!time for turn 2
> I play a Forest tap it and my plains, and enchant myself with Eland Umbra
5: You wrap yourself in an aura that looks kind of like a goat with wheels, and feel pretty good about yourself (+1 to your next roll)
As Isaac, get Monstro, Larry Jr., Gurdy, Duke of Flies and Mom to kill everyone alive...again.
6: You summon up the boys, and they get themselves ready to go to work. Which seems to involve steam rollers this time around!
fack.
>Become a green sun prince with my now seperated exaltation.
1: You are no prince, nor are you cool enough to end up chillin' with Doc Scratch.
> This
3: You are not a Pokemon. Nurse Joy calls the ghost busters, and you have to beat feet.
The one 6 I get...
> Find Yuuka and give her some coconut cream pie.
2: You cannot find Yuuka. You cannot find pie. What a terrible night for a curse!
> Show those who wish to eliminate me the greatness of Nachos not with violence but with words, charisma and the awesomeness of Nachos.
6+1=7: You spread the word of Nachos far and wide into those that would oppose you. A grateful convert gifts you with a nacho truck!
> Chain opponents' cars' rear axles to nearby lamp-post in a manner most dastardly.
2: Yeh seem t' 'ave used up all yer chains, mate!
Well, now's as good a time as any.
>Time for an orgy!
1+1=2: Do you have any idea what a pain in ass it is to organize one of those? You're never going to get this done!
> Put away the greeting card and head for the next village.
5: You head to the next village, and find they are busy putting together that can only be hay wagon from hell, with trains in place of the horses. Recognized immediately, they give you possession of the fell vehicle. (+1 to your next roll)
> Invent something.
4: Design #3305155409: It's a bubble-car that's perfectly safe to use and checks your spelling.
(I swear I got that first try)
> Level up.
4: You level up! As a class bonus, you gain: One riced-out Honda Accord
> Offer Marisa our help in building that car. Hopefully she'll help us in exchange.
3: You go to help, but get caught in a welding accident involving yourself and a Master Spark (-1 to your next roll)
>Begin search for nearest axe. Current form does not have enough axe.
5: You find an axe car! Hell yeah! (+1 to your next roll)
>Create a lottery system that promises a trip to the cake planet but is actually a trap set by Kolbolds.
1: You cannot fathom lying about cake, and do all in your power to prevent this from occuring. An overjoyed union of Bakers present you with a pastry wagon!
>Turn Purvis' computer into a flower.
6: You do your utmost to monkey with Purvis' computer.
Purvis rolls to dodge!21: Purvis is too awesome for you to mess with. He flexes.
>Yukari has power of Life and Death. Ask her to shoot me through.
1: Yukari sends you to Higan.
>Are we there yet?
3: You try to get a taxi to hurry the trip up. It runs over your foot! (-1 to your next roll)
> Nonsense, missing an arm never hurt anyone! Go wake up our kidnap-ee and ask to borrow her third arm -- and tell Marisa that she can keep the arm. We have transcended such feeble things for now.
5: You are too deadish to interface with the third arm. Utsuho walks out after helping herself to your remains, muttering how her diet is ruined again.
> Create another sun for eternal day time
4: You make another sun! Well, not so much make as Rent to own. But it's like the same thing! Take that, fucking vampires and whip-poor-wills!
> Embrace Reimu as a Toreador.
6-1=5: You embrace Reimu in front of all and sundry, and change her class to bullfighter! You moxious devil you! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6+1=7: You manage to escape while she is sputtering random Spanish in fury.
Ahahaha. Nice one.
>Construct a gyrocopter.
1-1=0: You make a mole machine. It doesn't work at all =[
> Prepare to start business
3-1=2: You sleep in.
Two Storms a comin'!Beeved Up: Ran Yakumo, Master105, Kasu, Smashy,
Wounded: Nazrdj, Omba, Conqueror
Seriously Wounded: Youkai Jesus,
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, NaiceGuy999, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790
MAD: Master105
