> Try to explore and learn the Lighting magic from the Ruins :V
2: You try to badger a telephone pole with a live wire dangling from it to divulge its secrets, but it resists your demands.
Roll to Dodge!3: You are hit in the back with a ladder during tables, ladders, and chairs. It stings! (-1 to your next roll)
> Add Conqueror to my Hydra Head collection. With Conq AND Dormio as heads, we shall be civil, wise and stupid enough to see through retarded ploys!
1: You remove the Dormio head. It was starting to smell...
Roll to dodge!3: You take a table to three of your jaws! (-1 to your next roll)
> Fight heroically through the event.
4+1=5: You heroicall y lay waste to the juicers, taking their ammo and spare combat drugs. (+1 to you next roll!)
Roll to Dodge!5+1=6: You come in first place in Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, bringing the carnage to an end and winning much prestige to your village!
Nobody wants to be my ally.... Well fine.
>Set up a trap with the Kolbold's skills and wait for an unsuspecting victim to arrive.
6: you and your kobolds set to work making an epic and terrible trap. Then you lie in wait. The next three living people to come within six turns are going to be in deep shit~
>Pull self to Himiko from the dead. Nuuuuuuuuu
1: You get as far away from Himiko as post-mortally possible. You are now in Makai!
>I'm perfectly civilized. Show death it's place by becoming a prim and proper noble.
2: You mistake your salad fork for your dining fork. How embarrassing!
> The Dead are coming the dead are coming!
5: You spread word of the oncoming dead, scaring many a bystander in the ruins of old New Seattle. (+1 to your next roll)
>Pesco
2: You are so bad at Pesco that you cannot even make proper pesto just from association.
>Use spirit power.
6: You plunge the game into a grimdark hell. The setting is now changed to White Wolf's World of Darkness!
> Form a tag team with Tokiko for the upcoming event.
5+1=6: You and Tokiko form a tag-team to be respected and feared, training hard and creating many a montage together. Then you find out Kasu won that event entirely. Oh well, at least you got to rock out to a number of upbeat 80s songs.
who knew i would populer enough to become a star!? In Space no less.
> using the Jet pack on my space suit, search earths orbit for that space station with the laser cannon.
1: You guide yourself back down to earn, realizing the terrible power of orbital weaponry must never be allowed to be used.
Roll to Dodge!4: As you land, you very narrowly avoid several rolling boulder traps that try to herd you off the edge of a cliff.
well finally.
> DANCE PAWTEE IN DA NEHDURWURLD
1: As a former stiff, you refuse to have anything to do with the afterlife, and instead play something
more life-tunedRoll to dodge!4: You just manage to avoid several flame jets in the process. Go you!
>Hmph. Take a hike in the mountains and attain enlightenment.
Jerks wouldn't sell me mah dry ice. I need that for summoning rituals! D= That, or intestines, but seriously.
4: You hike through the mountains, and find enlightenment hiding under a rock.
Roll to Dodge!2: Then you fall into a pit of spikes, with more spikes raining down from above. Ow your everything!
Squawkers is seriously wounded!> Make some fresh fruits grow out of the ground, and hand some to Reimu for lunch as thanks for walking with me.
4: You produce a couple of apples. Reimu takes one and digs in with rather unnerving abandon!
And not a single regret was giv--I LIVED!?
>Victory lap around the Tables Ladders and Chairs event
1: You run as far away from the event site as possible. You are now in Antarctica! There are vampires here! Why? Because fucking White Wolf!
>Take Action Dan's power and consequently his life to make mine return.
4: You take Action Dan's power, then run out of AP for the turn. Whups!
>Don't drown
>Don't drown
5-1=4: You fail to drown. Good job, soldier!
>Schezo want's my power eh? Foist onto Schezo the power of the cursed country music and begone of it forever thus granting Schezo his wish (minus me dying), and damning him eternally.
2: You completely fail to inflict country music on the dead.
> Moonwalk back into the game
5: You moonwalk up a frenzy, and just almost make it into the game.
Heh, this is gonna be great!
>Drag my team off to Glast Heim(The RO version) and start the serious level grinding!
3+1=4: You go to Glast Heim, but it's the 2004 version where it's pretty much the highest level place you can go; you send up having to deal with many other levelers and bots, slowing things down greatly.
Well, offing myself won't get me there anyway cuz the Yama'd just throw me into the bad place or something, soo... Time to
>Spin around in circles and close my eyes, then stop and walk in whatever direction I'm pointing, hoping to find something interesting to do.
3: You spin around, fall over, and hurt yourself. Oww... (-1 to your next roll)
oh hey vivit find
>Have a nice romantic dinner! Bring up alternate realities as a conversation to interest her.
4: You have a nice dinner with VIVIT, discussing the idea that in another timeline this conservation isn't happening. She is moderately amused.
> Travel around the world and spread the awesomeness of Nachos to everyone coincidentally starting a religion around it.
6: You travel the world, spreading the faith of Nachislam to people all over, soon attracting many thousands of followers and becoming an emergent force in global politics, as well as inadvertently ruining the machinations of numerous secret societies. This makes them antsy!
Roll to Dodge3: You are very nearly poisoned by the order of assassins, who are under the control of the Nosferatu, and have to go to the hospital! (-1 to your next roll)
> Throw random living player onto a table, climb a ladder, perform a flying elbow drop onto said poster.
1: You resolve not to abuse the noble table in such a fashion, respecting its role in our lives and history much too much for such a thing.
> Aahh, that felt great. Now let's see if I can connect my brain with Flan's now that we're both cyborgs. There's got to be a usable cable or something lying around here somewhere.
3-1=2: You try to connect your brain to CyberFlandre's but the connection can't go through due to all weird stuff you think about.
> Apply wrench to reality. Megadamage applies to everything.
6: You apply a wrench to reality and manage to inflict
mega aggravated damage to reality itself! It does not look too happy about this!
Warning! >Oh well. Let's just find a tree and take the wood and saplings from it.
5: You plunder the wood and saplings from a random tree, and find a heartwarming family of bunnies leaving nearby!
>You (destructive)
2: No it's not.
> Raise all the ded people from the grave for one turn so they can join in on the match.
1: You say injunctions to keep the dead in their place, keeping them from intruding upon the living entirely.
> ...I'm vanilla town aren't I? This cannot be! Steal a bus and drive it over the nearest person, that'll show them!
1: You get a job driving a pedal cab.
>With Sanae as my mount, lead my armies into the TLC, carrying additional 25' ladders, barbed wire bats, mats to set tables on fire, and Terry Funk, who is dual wielding Mick Foley, who has the mandable claw applied to Sting and Triple H.
1: You make sure Sanae is not placed into the stables, and to be certain there are no pro wrestlers hereabouts, which results in you chasing off Zack Ryder with a broom. Then brick over the door to the TLC
>Enjoy the carnage.
2: You are led from the arena after bring a sign that didn't praise John Cena hard enough.
Beeved Up: Naiceguy999
Wounded: Rotude Zad, Bardiche, Doll S., Jq1790
Seriously Wounded: Wandering Beats (1), Squawkers (2)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ran Yakumo, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, PX, NaiceGuy999, Youkai Jesus, Headcarbs
