So when I said that I wouldn't be updating today, Pesco took it upon himself write the flavor for the next update for whatever reason.
Which means that I can actually update today!
Everyone thank Pesco!
> Unleash Ragnarok.
5: You unleash a small Ragnarok. It's small because you are dead. And nobody notices.
> Hug my Mystias in celebration of returning.
5: Both Mystias glomp you in joy! (+1 roll)
>Hijack thread, taking full control of it and change the thread title to '1st Roll to Dodge: Won by the Stealth General'
Hope it isn't garrisoned.
2: If Pesco couldn't hack the code to Dormio's system then neither can you.
>Become Ragnaros The Firelord. With all EQs instead of Sulfurion. And have the 4.2 patch model(WoW)
2: You do not meet the minimum requirements to become Ragnaros.
> Travel south and keep traveling south collecting things along the way that will help me with my ultimate goal and looking for stuff to do.
3: You travel south and pick up everything that isn't nailed down along the way. The load of trash you're gathering is becoming quite a burden. (-1 roll)
>(ﾟдﾟ)
4: :qq:
> Create a Nice Spaceship Boat
6: You've got plans for a Nice Boat. A damn fine Nice Boat. And you make it happen. The Boat is so Nice that Komachi and Minamitsu want to touch it.
>become long hair ♂Yuuka and team up with long hair ♀Yuuka(Classic 4tw) and beat down everyone who's against flowers in the most sadistic way that is even possible, starting with Villain999 (including all who revived since the flower death flavor) Note: everyone who is nice to flowers this round is save, except Villain999!
5: ♀Yuuka heartily agrees to have some sport with whoever thinks they can fool around with her flowers. (+1 roll)
Roll to dodge!6: Your Boat is too Nice for ♂Yuuka and ♀Yuuka to hit. You just leisurely cruise through their faces.
Roll to dodge!1(+1): With the boat coming straight at you, ♀Yuuka throws you in the way to block the vessel. There's no way you're dodging it. (Wounded)
>Become a Fireproof Ent in the shape(and size) of a normal human through sheer willpower!
3: After focusing long and hard enough you feel as if you've become humanoid. You would hope you're fireproof as well. (-1 roll)
>Be of good cheer. It's okay to be blown up every once in a while, that's how the life of a zombie fairy is. 
4: Rin notices your liveliness at being blown up. She does it again.
>catch ALL the pokemon and digimon
83: You capture all known pokemon and Digimon. Professor Oak would be proud. If only you had a pokedex. (+1 roll)
>Spray sunflower pollen as thickly as possible. We're see how those unnatural mechanical bastards like it when they pass through and get their vents all clogged up.
3: You release your pollen to the air but there is no wind to carry them anywhere.
>Build interstellar amusement park
3: It looks like a big job for one person to do alone. You're getting it started though. (-1 roll)
> Release the penguins.
4: You release the penguins. They're very confused as to what to do with their new freedom.
> Kill all magical girls (anyone with a magical girl in their avatar).
4: You attempt to kill all the magical girls in the vicinity!
Villian999 and DrHomurawr must roll to dodge!4: Pesco can't touch your Nice Boat.
4: You take advantage of Pesco's lag and dodge him.
>GB2 human form, and search for a lovely scientist again. A strawberry-colored scientist, if you catch my drift.
1: You vow never to take up the form of a human ever again. At the same time you harbour a hatred of scientests, especially strawberry-coloured ones.
>Lament our misfortune of rolling well on poor flavor posts.
6: You cry a river on how poorly your rolls have gone. Everyone can't help but stop and feel sorry for you. Isn't it sad yuyukos? ;_;
All rolls to dodge in the rest of this update suffer a -1>Boop Shiki's nose
4: You flick Shiki on the nose. She replies with a Kyan!Smash on your head.
> Troll Pesco with this lack of nerfing
1: You petition to Pesco to notice your overpowered bonuses that deserve to be nerfed.
> Unleash a game of Zombie Tag in the topic
5: You add Zombie Tag to the mess that this game has become. Who is chasing who now?
> Take revenge on everyone in the topic by putting on our pajamas and joining German Flower Yuuka in trying to beat down everyone against flowers, avoiding being targetted for death myself.
2: You try to join Yuuka going out on her hunt. She simply shoos you away saying that you're too weak.
>Bloom the Saigyou Ayakashi and use it to devour everyone.
2: Saigyou Ayakashi refuses to bloom without some kind of motivation.
>Make myself useful as a safehouse to the humans. Let's try not to fall over this time and kill... oh let's say, people with touhou related avatars.
6: You become a safe haven for humans. You even manage move to wherever humans who may be in danger are to defend them from people wearing the faces of touhous. (+1 roll)
> Lurk
1: You attempt to garner as much attention as possible in all places accessible to you.
> To celebrate the successful repair of the Nuclear Furnace, throw a party that cumulates in Pesco's insertion into the furnace.
6: The repaired Nuclear Furnace lights up the world as the heart of your celebration party. You tell your guests the main show will be insertion of Pesco into the core of the furnace.
Roll to dodge!5(-1): You easily avoid being captured as your mindhax warns you of people on your tail.
> Be not forgetful. :<
6: You undergo memory training to remember everything you ever experience.
>Become a fisherman.
1: A life on the high seas doesn't suit you. You run away to become a city man.
>Watch as Schezo blooms the Saigyou Ayakashi.
2: You don't have eyes to see who the blooming is blooming what the blooming blooming
> With new money, buy a WEAPON OF AWESOME (+10)
6: You buy a WEAPON OF AWESOME +10 and it comes with a whole bunch of other extras too, such as ARMOUR OF AWESOME.
> Lurks too
6: You watch, from the shadows, Kitten4u doing it wrong.
Dorian G. has reentered the game!>Procrastinate my revival until it's due.
2: You fidget at the thought of revival.
>Protect Pesco from burnination by furnace.
1: You throw Pesco into a furnace in an attempt to incinerate him.
Roll to dodge!5(-1): You're too busy trying to kill magical girls to be burnt here.
