Author Topic: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version! [End!] (Read 24085 times)

Bardiche · « **Reply #180 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:00:46 AM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 01:58:54 AM

> Savestate
> GET THE FUCK OUT
> Go talk to Serela, he should definitely have something we need.

> You try to save your state. It fails.
> You also try to get the fuck out. It fails.
> The parser is a sadistic jerk and forces you into this encounter now. You have all the necessary pieces of evidence to get Edible.

>_

PX · « **Reply #181 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:03:13 AM »

> Court Records

Bardiche · « **Reply #182 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:12:32 AM »

Attorney Badge
Wouldn't be one without one. Though this one isn't actually yours, but that's alright. You've just been borrowing it for a bit. A few years. Or so.
Apparently it has magical powers. Could it be the legendary Badge used by Super Attorney Pesco, who could make anyone squirm and spill the beans...?!

Bard's Case File
NeoSerela; Defendant
Accused of the murder of Kitten4u

Specifics: Kitten4u and NeoSerela had been in disagreement over NeoSerela's latest Psycho Plot Mafia the Extreme setup for 64 players. Two days ago, Kitten4u invited NeoSerela to her room to discuss matters again. The room was securely locked with a steel door, and it was locked from the inside.

Between 9 PM and 12 o' midnight, Kitten4u was shot in the face with a gun.

Said gun was in NeoSerela's hands.

The door was also shown to not have been opened between 9 PM and 12 o' midnight. There is no window in the door, and shooting through the steel door has been proven impossible.

VOTE/VIG Handgun
Allegedly the murder weapon. Was fired only once, and only has Serela's fingerprints on it.

Role PM
Serela is a Vigilante.

Note
The police were called after Edible heard gunfire at 10.13 PM. The police arrived at some unknown point. They found Kitten4u's dead body and arrested NeoSerela on the spot at 10.44 PM.

Puppy Door Knob
Conflicts with Detective Serpentarius' story that there was a kitty motif on the door knob. Can be removed to 'create' a hole in the door.

Autopsy Report
Estimated Time of Death: Between 10PM and 12AM.
Cause of death: single bullet shot through the brain. Object entered through the back of the head and left the body through the eye. Death was instantaneous.

Bard's Meido Suit
A meido dress Bardiche wore for some reason. It's soft, fluffy and frilly. It's so cute, you want to hug it and keep it close to you forever. The garments are squeaky, spotlessly clean. Impossibly clean.

Broken Cellphone
If you can somehow repair it, you can show off pictures of Bardiche in a meido suit everywhere...!

PX · « **Reply #183 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:19:59 AM »

> Note

Bardiche · « **Reply #184 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:30:04 AM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 02:19:59 AM

> Note

> "Eh? What's that? Is that evidence?"

> You lost 1 HP! 5 HP remaining!

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #185 on:** September 02, 2011, 03:13:54 AM »

> Show him the knob.

Bardiche · « **Reply #186 on:** September 02, 2011, 03:49:12 AM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 02, 2011, 03:13:54 AM

> Show him the knob.

> Edible looks away. One of the locks violently explodes in a blinding light while little angels chorus in the distance.
> "So it's just a stupid door knob. That still doesn't prove anything, you know. Anyone could've removed that. In fact, it could've been Bardiche."

>_

PX · « **Reply #187 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:00:14 AM »

> Meido Outfit

capt. h · « **Reply #188 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:14:08 AM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 05:00:14 AM

> Meido Outfit

> Scratch that.

> Case file, last page.

> "There is no window in the door, and shooting through the steel door has been proven impossible."

Chaore · « **Reply #189 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:18:08 AM »

Quote from: capt. h on September 02, 2011, 05:14:08 AM

> Scratch that.

> Case file, last page.

> "There is no window in the door, and shooting through the steel door has been proven impossible."

No no, We need to prove someone else removed the door knob.

Specifically that it wasn't bardiche.

So

>Scratch That

Bardiche · « **Reply #190 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:24:27 AM »

> You are conflicted.
>_

PX · « **Reply #191 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:35:41 AM »

> Faceplam
> Meido Outfit. Seriously, that's as easy as it gets.

Bardiche · « **Reply #192 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:45:46 AM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 05:35:41 AM

> Faceplam
> Meido Outfit. Seriously, that's as easy as it gets.

> You reacquaint your palm with your face. Your face is happy to have made a friend.
> You PRESENT Edible with the Meido Outfit.

> "Pfffft, what's a Meido Outfit prove...?"

> YOU POINT YOUR FINGER. "It's very logical! What do we call a maid competent with a handgun?"
> Dormio knows this one! "A battle maid!"
> "Precisely. And does Bardiche look like a battle maid to you?!"
> "Hey!"

> The second lock breaks.

> "Fine, so Bardiche probably didn't do it, what makes you think I'm the one that did it?"

>_

PX · « **Reply #193 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:59:29 AM »

> Nooto

ActionDan · « **Reply #194 on:** September 02, 2011, 12:31:53 PM »

>note, proving Edible was at the scene of the crime where there were but 4 people... 1 of which is dead, 2 of which are cleared. PoE.

Bardiche · « **Reply #195 on:** September 03, 2011, 01:28:37 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 02, 2011, 12:31:53 PM

>note, proving Edible was at the scene of the crime where there were but 4 people... 1 of which is dead, 2 of which are cleared. PoE.

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 02, 2011, 05:59:29 AM

> Nooto

> The last lock breaks unceremoniously.
> Edible, however, just grins, and puts on another pair of shades.
> "Okay, so I shot her. Dumb broad had it coming. Shot her so hard like you would not believe, and that stupid as hell Serela got himself framed. So? Deal with it. You don't have much in the way of proving I'm the killer anyway, because you can't show I used the gun."

> He's got a point.

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #196 on:** September 03, 2011, 02:46:18 AM »

> Point a finger at Edible. "But we're going to prove Serela didn't do it! Then what are you going to do, huh? UK will find you and throw you into the cell instead!"

Chaore · « **Reply #197 on:** September 03, 2011, 02:54:30 AM »

>Realize we're taunting a murderer.

>Use Dormio as a shield.

Bardiche · « **Reply #198 on:** September 05, 2011, 05:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 03, 2011, 02:46:18 AM

> Point a finger at Edible. "But we're going to prove Serela didn't do it! Then what are you going to do, huh? UK will find you and throw you into the cell instead!"

> Edible erupts in laughter.
> "UK won't be doing anything," he says coolly. "Just you wait and see."

Quote from: Chaore on September 03, 2011, 02:54:30 AM

>Realize we're taunting a murderer.

>Use Dormio as a shield.

> You belatedly realise you're trying to argue with someone who shot Kitten4u through the head OH GOD HE SHOT HER THROUGH THE HEAD WHAT THE HELL PANICCCCCCCCCCC

> You hide behind Dormio.
> Dormio thinks you finally recognise him as a man and feels more confident.

>_

PX · « **Reply #199 on:** September 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM »

> "I'm going to prove that you killed Kitten4U! I'll see you in court tomorrow!"
> Hide behind Dormio, and tell him he's more a bag of meat than a man.

Bardiche · « **Reply #200 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:13:15 PM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM

> "I'm going to prove that you killed Kitten4U! I'll see you in court tomorrow!"
> Hide behind Dormio, and tell him he's more a bag of meat than a man.

> Edible shakes his head and walks off, laughing.
> Dormio seems conflicted between punching you or just ignoring you.

> Suddenly night falls, because that's how these kind of games work.
> When you open your eyes again, you're in the defendant's lobby with Dormio and Serela.

> "So what're my chances?!" Serela looks at you like you're the goddamn messiah.

>_

PX · « **Reply #201 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:26:40 PM »

> "Just be quiet and look pretty in your seat."

ActionDan · « **Reply #202 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:52:04 PM »

>"Don't worry, Edible's the killer, you're innocent"
>"Do what you do best, make sure everything you say has a tinge of confirmation bias. Conviction influences judges."

Shadoweh · « **Reply #203 on:** September 06, 2011, 12:19:08 AM »

> "All we need is townie motivation! We can DO THIS!"
> Pump our hands in the air.
> "If there's anything else important you remembr Serela, now is a good time to tell us or let us now."

mad · « **Reply #204 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Bardiche on August 31, 2011, 08:07:30 PM

Between 9 PM and 12 o' midnight, Kitten4u was shot in the face with a gun.

Autopsy Report
Estimated Time of Death: Between 10PM and 12AM.
Cause of death: single bullet shot through the brain. Object entered through the back of the head and left the body through the eye. Death was instantaneous.

How did the victim get shot in the face when the bullet entered through the back of the head?

Edible · « **Reply #205 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:34:15 PM »

Quote from: mad on September 08, 2011, 10:13:10 PM

How did the victim get shot in the face when the bullet entered through the back of the head?

Spherical face.

Bardiche · « **Reply #206 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:14:34 AM »

Quote from: MiPX Sayaka on September 05, 2011, 07:26:40 PM

> "Just be quiet and look pretty in your seat."

Quote from: ActionDan on September 05, 2011, 10:52:04 PM

>"Don't worry, Edible's the killer, you're innocent"
>"Do what you do best, make sure everything you say has a tinge of confirmation bias. Conviction influences judges."

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 06, 2011, 12:19:08 AM

> "All we need is townie motivation! We can DO THIS!"
> Pump our hands in the air.

> Serela stares at you with confusion. Damn, you're so good at this 'make people feel at ease' stuff.

Quote

> "If there's anything else important you remembr Serela, now is a good time to tell us or let us now."

> Serela frowns. Serela thinks. And then pouts. "Nothing comes to mind."

Quote from: mad on September 08, 2011, 10:13:10 PM

How did the victim get shot in the face when the bullet entered through the back of the head?

> Erroneous earlier information, you presume.

Quote from: Edible on September 08, 2011, 10:34:15 PM

Spherical face.

> Or a spherical face. You determine to find out if K4u has a round or spherical face.

> It's time.......for JUSTICE!

> "Oh, look, there she is again." GLaDOS is extremely happy to see you. You think. You hope.
> UK should be pret-- wait, what. Why is Hero999 in the prosecution's seat, and why is his seat five feet tall? Why does he have girls skimpy clothes fanning him anyway?!

> "Do you like it? I like it," GLaDOS comments.
> Beside you, you can hear Dormio slam his head into the desk.

> "We should begin the trial so we can determine Serela is guilty," GLaDOS drones on. "Is there anything the Defence wants to say before we declare the verdict?"

>_

Conqueror · « **Reply #207 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:21:36 AM »

>OBJECTION! We have evidence that Serela is innocent!

Shadoweh · « **Reply #208 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:23:14 AM »

> "Also where is UncertainKitten?! And why does Hero get a swarm of girls and all we get is Dormio?!"

Bardiche · « **Reply #209 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:30:13 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on September 09, 2011, 01:21:36 AM

>OBJECTION! We have evidence that Serela is innocent!

> GLaDOS slowclaps. "Bravo, you have evidence."

Quote from: Shadoweh on September 09, 2011, 01:23:14 AM

> "Also where is UncertainKitten?! And why does Hero get a swarm of girls and all we get is Dormio?!"

> Hero999's voice rings out clear. "OBJECTION!"
> "Sustained," GLaDOS responds, and then after a whirr adds, "Overruled. Hero999 is a hydra with UncertainKitten. You've heard of it, right? I'm sure you have. You're so big, nothing gets around you. Oops, did I say that out loud? But it's still true. Fattie."

> Dormio glares at you and starts yelling something in Korean.

> GLaDOS whirrs around a bit, and tosses a Companion Cube in the centre of the room. "I've decided. We'll continue this trail. The defence may present evidence. One piece of evidence, or the Cube gets it."

>_