Author Topic: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.  (Read 23925 times)

Hououin Kyouma

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2009, 01:16:02 PM »
That game SUCKED with capitals because that is how much it SUCKED
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

KomeijiKoishi

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2009, 01:30:46 PM »
What I remember being fucked up were the playable characters, because they were too fucking lazy making sprites for Suika and Ran. And Ran was bugged, which sometimes shut off the game.
It's so sad that they put Ragnarok Battle Offline music in it, making the game actually sound good. And Mischievous Fox Child is one of my favourites...  :'(

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2009, 01:56:36 PM »
It's so sad that they put Ragnarok Battle Offline music in it, making the game actually sound good. And Mischievous Fox Child is one of my favourites...  :'(
Okay, now I'm pissed. RBO was awesome. =V

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2009, 02:07:01 PM »
Ahh yeah I remember reading about this. The screenshots don't look half as bad as RoHL, but ... a lawn gnome?

I have to try this.

EDIT: It's a Danmakufu game, i.e., utterly useless in WINE. Darn it all! My loss.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 02:17:13 PM by Amaterasu-ōmikami »

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2009, 02:10:57 PM »
Ah yes, this one. Never played it, but a Lawn Gnome kicking my ass is too much for me.

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2009, 03:15:16 PM »
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I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
You can keep it.

Hououin Kyouma

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2009, 03:22:02 PM »
Now I want to play Resurrection of of Heaven's Liquor *shot* but I seriously want to play it....
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2009, 03:23:57 PM »
Hey Muffin, I know you do reviews on Touhou related stuff. How about I request a review from you about this game.

This shameful piece of shit was made by a certain Anonymous-Fairy, but is now deleted- bawwwww.

KomeijiKoishi

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2009, 03:45:50 PM »
Now I want to play Resurrection of of Heaven's Liquor *shot* but I seriously want to play it....
If you unlock Aya, tell me how to. Then I will start the game and crash into every bullet on the screen.

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2009, 04:07:25 PM »
And I could also be a jerk by replying to this, but I'm not going to. Instead, I will be like everyone else.
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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2009, 04:27:10 PM »
Sweet! I'm totally trying this game. I need something to wake me up. xP
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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2009, 07:49:39 PM »
How can anything be worse than Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor? That doesn't make sense!!!

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2009, 08:49:01 PM »
How can anything be worse than Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor? That doesn't make sense!!!
There's Superman 64. And Drake of the 99 Dragons. And ET. Basically, there are a lot of games worse then RoHL.

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2009, 09:35:05 PM »
At first I thought it was going to be a really really hard game, but it turns out it just sucked. >_<

I just tried it and blargh, I don't think any other game has been closer to inflict epilepsy. There's shit flashing everywhere and nothing really makes any sense.

Hell I'm throwing this crap away right now. >_>
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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2009, 05:01:48 AM »
How can anything be worse than Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor? That doesn't make sense!!!
But a game that was made in order to suck? I think so.
Regarding score threads: For the time being, I'm not going to be online much; I would suggest that you simply do as you normally do, because I will come back and I will want those threads when I do.

KomeijiKoishi

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2009, 09:58:43 AM »
How can anything be worse than Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor? That doesn't make sense!!!
There's Superman 64. And Drake of the 99 Dragons. And ET. Basically, there are a lot of games worse then RoHL.
RoHL is just the worst - wait, now second-worst - Touhou fan game.

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 11:06:32 AM »
I wonder how many people saw the readme file?

Also, one or two of the Last Words were okay, but the concept behind way too many of the attacks overall involved putting a laser in your face and/or directly under the boss and/or spawning bullets rather close to you.  Hitboxes don't seem to be quite as precise as one would hope for the kind of micrododging you have to do at times.  Where present, backgrounds weren't bad.  Sonja's nonspells weren't horrible from what I recall.  I think I recognize the name Ylle from someplace.  Attack power seemed rather weak for Suika and Alice, and their bombs weren't great.

It needs polish, but I think that's the point.

dustyjo

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2009, 02:34:35 AM »
I'm going to try it, wish me luck or something.


Edit: sucks
« Last Edit: July 12, 2009, 03:23:10 AM by dustyjo »

Quintafeira12

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2009, 08:09:31 PM »
How can anything be worse than Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor? That doesn't make sense!!!

That's enough for me! *downloading*

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2009, 08:37:09 PM »
Any of you who try it: please post your replays on YouTube for us to enjoy.

Also, be sure to identify the games as coming from the anime Touhou 2: Lawn Gnomes in Paradise.

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2009, 08:43:54 PM »
It's not such a bad game, just... boring.

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2009, 04:04:23 PM »
Do I want to play this game? Yes.
Can I get a danmakufu game to run on my computer? No.

BAD END

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2009, 05:11:55 PM »
Do I want to play this game? Yes.
Can I get a danmakufu game to run on my computer? No.

BAD END
All about switching your computer's locale to the one Danmakufu uses.
Easy solution.


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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2009, 05:45:03 PM »
Let me recap...

Stages: There are no stages... it?s only fighting bosses

Stage 1 Boss: Hello there Kirby who turns into yuyuko in his Spellcard cut-in
Stage 2 Boss: Oh hello there... he at least doesn?t use a touhou character in the cut-in
Stage 3 Boss: Oh hi there Remilia who is shooting Sinisters
Stage 4 Boss: Hello there wierd Fox Youkai who uses reimu,s Spell Cut-in
Stage 5 Boss: Seriously male ran?
Stage 6 Boss: what? why did you stole Marisa,s Masterspark... or even better WHY ARE ALL YOUR BULLETS F***ING BLUE?!?!
Extra Stage Boss: ... what am i doing here? where is the boss? or the Stage?

Overall: 0.9/10
+some good Spellcards

-Wrong characters: Ran(and Chen) is in-game a Reisen Recolor(with a half visible Sakuya) and Siuka is Rumia in-game... WTF?
-everything else sucks

KomeijiKoishi

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2009, 06:33:24 PM »
Let me recap...

Stages: There are no stages... it's only fighting bosses

Stage 1 Boss: Hello there Kirby who turns into yuyuko in his Spellcard cut-in
Stage 2 Boss: Oh hello there... he at least doesn't use a touhou character in the cut-in
Stage 3 Boss: Oh hi there Remilia who is shooting Sinisters
Stage 4 Boss: Hello there weird Fox Youkai who uses reimu,s Spell Cut-in
Stage 5 Boss: Seriously male ran?
Stage 6 Boss: what? why did you stole Marisa,s Masterspark... or even better WHY ARE ALL YOUR BULLETS F***ING BLUE?!?!
Extra Stage Boss: ... what am i doing here? where is the boss? or the Stage?

Overall: 0.9/10
+some good Spellcards

-Wrong characters: Ran(and Chen) is in-game a Reisen Recolor(with a half visible Sakuya) and Siuka is Rumia in-game... WTF?
-everything else sucks

Congratulations. You are the new Christian Fateaux.

Quintafeira12

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2009, 11:10:23 PM »
oh god...
Someone has got to film this...


Biggest pile of author self insert ever. Not that it wasn't meant to be it, from the looks of it, but they could at least give the playable characters the right sprites.

Hell, I even streamed it to a friend 2 minutes after starting it so she could see the lunacy along as I found out about it. Sinistars were so much worth the trouble of doing that.

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2009, 11:11:44 PM »
Congratulations. You are the new Christian Fateaux.

Who is that?

KomeijiKoishi

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #57 on: July 15, 2009, 11:44:51 AM »
Congratulations. You are the new Christian Fateaux.
Who is that?
I misspelled him, Fauteux.
Anyway, it's the guy who made video game reviews long before AVGN and all the other guys got popular:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x1WlBRMiWc&feature=PlayList&p=CBD5A854A0472026&index=0&playnext=1

Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #58 on: July 15, 2009, 06:32:34 PM »
The title isn't exactly five kanji long!

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Re: I have a worse game then Ressurection of Heaven's Liquor.
« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2009, 10:50:38 PM »
Ohaha, I said the same thing.

But I think there are official works with less or more so =V
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