Author Topic: This is an Unprecedented Shino Affair... WHAT?! (Read 197992 times)

Momijibot · « **Reply #150 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:40:48 AM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 01:36:59 AM

I really hope that french is mangled and wrong.

Wait, why?

edit: Une moment-pourqois?

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #151 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:20:27 AM »

If you're quoting Meet the Spy, they mangled the French there too.

Momijibot · « **Reply #152 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:21:40 AM »

Quote from: IronE-Nazrin on August 07, 2011, 06:20:27 AM

If you're quoting Meet the Spy, they mangled the French there too.

I studied french at GCSE (think 15-16yrs), and looking over the statement, the most prominent mistake I can think of is the use of masculine "fleur" instead of "fleure", but there may be more.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #153 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:27:26 AM »

I'm saying it because mangling French is exactly what Shino would do.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #154 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:42:12 AM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 01:23:47 AM

>"Yuka, you mustn't be so harsh! But, thank you. You were a big help!"
>Presuming we don't get blasted, head back. Then, at the last moment, turn and add, "You're lovely, too!"

Quote from: Momijibot on August 07, 2011, 01:32:04 AM

>"Isn't it funny how the prettiest things are always the ones right in front of our faces?"
>"Ma petite fleure c?leste <3"

<"Ah, Yuuka, you mustn't be so harsh! Bu..But thank. You were a big help!"
>Yuuka stares at you for a few seconds, frowns for a split second, before smiling again; parasol still aimed at you.
>"Well, I guess you had better run off then. It's obvious what your motives are for today."
>You begin to head back towards the village, before turning back around to Yuuka; who had lowered her parasol.
<"You know, isn't it funny how the prettiest things are always the ones right in front of us?"
>Yuuka blinks and stares at you again; she seems to be muttering something.
<"Hey, what do you think, huh? HUH?! Ma petite fleure celeste~ <3"
>Flowers... Flowers are blooming around you.
>Yuuka is aiming at you once more; you can see that little spark of light readying.

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #155 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:56:29 AM »

>Get out of that side street and duck around a building!

Momijibot · « **Reply #156 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:09:27 PM »

I'm tempted to leave a parting remark-should we?

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #157 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:50:42 PM »

>No, don't run. Lower your head in pretend shame, before walking off, throwing some fake tears to the ground because Yuuka rejected your frenchy advance?
>Or maybe run.
>~~Grope?~~ Nah, just think about it.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #158 on:** August 07, 2011, 04:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 11:56:29 AM

>Get out of that side street and duck around a building!

Quote from: Youkai Jesus on August 07, 2011, 12:50:42 PM

>No, don't run. Lower your head in pretend shame, before walking off, throwing some fake tears to the ground because Yuuka rejected your frenchy advance?
>Or maybe run.
>~~Grope?~~ Nah, just think about it.

>Ah, the idea of playing it a little more is so tempting...
>Actually, even your head rejects that.
>You run away from the scene as quickly as you can.
>You think the flowers have stopped, but you're not... OHGOD!
>Your back gets whacked hard!
>You are currently flying well away from Yuuka; with a beautiful beam of light pushing into your back.

...

>Poke, poke.
>Something is poking your side.

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #159 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:37:17 PM »

>"Bluh?"

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #160 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 05:37:17 PM

>"Bluh?"

>You're not even thinking straight at this point.
<"Bluh?"
>"Well, at least she isn't dead yet."
>"You sure that's a good thing?"

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #161 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:08:38 PM »

>Do we know the voices?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #162 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:23:16 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 06:08:38 PM

>Do we know the voices?

>Your mind is a bit of a blur at the moment.
>One of them is definitely Kanjou.
>You can't quite place the other one.

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #163 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:31:28 PM »

>Open eyes. Try to figure out what's going on.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #164 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 06:31:28 PM

>Open eyes. Try to figure out what's going on.

>Ah, the sky is so blue...
>Obviously, you're flat on your back.
>There's someone in front of you...
>"You should really pick a better target for your morning call, next time."
>"Mokou, don't encourage her; you're not really helping."
>And someone knelt down beside you.

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #165 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:00:33 PM »

>"I didn't even do anything this time..."

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #166 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 07:00:33 PM

>"I didn't even do anything this time..."

>You begin to sit up a little.
<"Hey, I didn't do anything this time..."
>"Because I'm going to argue against a gigantic laser coming at me."
>You can hear Kanjou sigh next to you.
>"Honestly you two; I'm not playing the straight man to both of you again."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #167 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:19:42 PM »

>That's just mean, and after we're in-
>"Crap! How long have I been out?"

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #168 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 07:19:42 PM

>That's just mean, and after we're in-
>"Crap! How long have I been out?"

>How rude of them! After all that and...
>Wait...
<"CRAP! How long have I been out for?"
>"Not long." Kanjou replies calmly. "Thankfully, Mokou saw what happened and..."
>"Saw?! I think I did more then just see the damn.."
>"Anyway... I was in the area. I'm sure you time these things on purpose."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #169 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:33:53 PM »

>"Hey, did either of you see Sakuya just recently?"

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #170 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 07:33:53 PM

>"Hey, did either of you see Sakuya just recently?"

>Ah, too much of useless stuff.
<"Ugh, did either of you see Sakuya recently?"
>Mokou scratches her head a little.
>"Can't say I have."
>A bottle with green liquid is held out in front of you.
>"Not today." Comes Kanjou's voice. "But I can tell you where she is."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #171 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:01:44 PM »

>Look expectantly at Kanjou.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #172 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 08:01:44 PM

>Look expectantly at Kanjou.

>You turn to Kanjou and stare; you want answers!
>"Well, first you'll have to come with me."
>Kanjou stands up and shakes the bottle in front of you again.
>"Which means, drink up; unless you want to sit around in pain all day."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #173 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:13:28 PM »

>Drink up!

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #174 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:26:34 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 08:13:28 PM

>Drink up!

>You don't question the contents at all and gulp it down in one.
>It tastes... kind of sweet actually. You can't pin-point a specific flavour; but it tastes nice.
>The pain in most parts of your body; specifically your face, start to vanish.

>"I thought you hadn't seen Eirin in a while?"
>"I haven't. Reisen dropped them off earlier."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #175 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:36:29 PM »

>Awww, we missed Reisen?
>No! Eyes on the prize!
>"So where is she, again?"

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #176 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 08:36:29 PM

>Awww, we missed Reisen?
>No! Eyes on the prize!
>"So where is she, again?"

>Damn; missed them awesome thighs...
>ARGH! Forget the bunny; MAID, MAID!

<"Soooo, where is she then?"
>"As eager as ever." Mokou sighs. "I'll leave you be."
>"Thanks again, Mokou."
>Mokou begins to head away from you two.
>"Patience Shino; you'll find out soon enough."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #177 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:27:25 PM »

>"Okay, okay. It's just, I kind of have a time window to worry about..."

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #178 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Killer Purvis on August 07, 2011, 09:27:25 PM

>"Okay, okay. It's just, I kind of have a time window to worry about..."

<"Okay, okay. It's just, I kind of have a time window to..."
>"Time?"
>Kanjou looks at you with a grin, before waving a piece of paper around.
>"Surely your common sense should tell you that you have enough time."

>...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #179 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:34:21 PM »

>Do we recognize this paper?