>I am so tempted to revive affinity to take his win, but we can't. God damnit. Convince the clan that lynching Conqy is our best plan in action, start on the gaybar.
>As much as you'd love to take away Affinity's win by recruiting him into the cult, when you start building your gay bar, you give up the ability to do so.
> Have the cult start a seperate wagon on Conqueror while we vote Zakeri, arguing that Zakeri must be a lurking third party holding up the game because Zakeri is always a third party. Assure everyone we are working on a permenant solution to any alcohol problems town ever has.
> Go back to our room and cosplay as Bernkastel then skip cheerfully back to town, see if anyone notices.
> Seriously question why searching for Bernkastel turns up so much Bern x LLD shipping.
>Create a feminizing machine
>Have Zakeri vote himself, everyone else quicklynch Conq
>It takes you a lot of singing about the gay bar, but you manage to convince your cult that letting you finish the gay bar is for the greater good.
>Your cult wagons on Conqueror whilst Zakeri and yourself places your votes on Zakeri.
>You change into a Bernkastel cosplay, and LLD eyes you with interest. Hopefully this will be enough to stop her from trying to night kill you.
>We need to start the gaybar now. We'll lose our vote when we do.
>Actually, how late can we put off starting the gaybar?
>Also find a rake to mount dormio's corpse on.
>You decide to begin work on your gay bar. Naturally, your vote fades away into non-existance.
>You could start it whenever you want. Not that it really matters though, since you've just started.
>You do make a note to yourself that when you set up Dormio as a centerpiece, you want him mounted on a rake.
>Have a non-K4U cultist show secondary suspicions of LLD to draw the NK.
>Your cult considers it to be too much effort and are content in lazing around for the rest of the day.
>There are no quicklynches in this setup.
>Don't do it; it'll just give away the cult.
>Indeed, there aren't.
>It would, but at this point your cult controls the numbers for the most part.
> Flex while doing all of the above.
>You need to keep yourself in shape and look beautiful at the same time. What better way to do this than to flex?
> Take Kitten4u to the side while town bickers and present her with TEH RING, making her our lover for reals.
> Nay, we shall declare it out loud and proud in the backdrop of a burning town square with a vote to show our true intents. Nothing can hide this love.
> Don't forget to keep flexing.
>You consider making Kitten4u your lover in private, but decide that your love is one that everyone should see.
>You get down on one knee and present the ring to Kitten4u, who accepts with a small tear in her eye.
>Naturally, during this entire process, you're flexing. You want to look fabulous for your Kitten4u, after all.
>The rest of your cult, LLD, and Conqueror burst into applause at your new relationship.
>The fools.
>Little do they know what you have planned.
>You spend the rest of the day working on your gay bar.
>The day passes without much incident, and Zakeri and Conqueror are lynched, just as planned.
>You wonder how a boat managed to be blown into the sky and happened to land right on Zakeri and Conqueror, but you pay it no mind. This game made no sense anyway.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twenty first and twenty second deaths."
>"Conqueror, who was the
Townie Mason, has been killed."
>"Zakeri, who was a
Cultist, has been killed."
>LLD's eyes widen at the mention of a cult, but it's already too late for her. At this point, it's impossible for her to win, and you think she has realized this.
>"Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>Your cult asks you when you're going to recruit LLD, she is the only non-cult member left, after all. You tell them that you have won and they have not before cutting off your communications with them.
>You spend the night with Kitten4u, playing several games of chess with her. You try different positions each time, trying to see which one gives you the most pleasure when you manage to break through Kitten4u's defenses.
>Dawn breaks, and you make your way back to the town square with Kitten4u.
>Along the way, you notice some strange gas flowing out of UK's room. You take care to avoid it.
>Once you reach the town square, you see LLD and Serpentarius drinking together.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twenty third and final death."
>"UncertainKitten, who was a
Cultist, has been killed."
>"The game has ended!"
>"Shadoweh, who was a
Cultist Lover, has fulfilled her win condition and won the game."
>"Kitten4u, who was a
Cultist Lover, has fulfilled her win condition and won the game."
>All of the previously dead players, bar Dormio who is still stuck inside a giant lump of gummi, return to the town square, where you proudly announce the grand opening of your gay bar.
>Everybody appears to be simply happy that the game is over and begin chatting with each other as they walk in.
>You're tending to the bar when you can't help but look at all the activity.
>Kiro and Serpentarius are sitting at a table, ten triple grenades sitting in front of them.
>A small crowd consisting of PX, Schezo, Conqueror, capt. h, Kilgamayan, Edible, Iced Fairy, and Sect are watching the pair, cheering them on and placing bets on which one can drink more.
>Zakeri is playing pinball in a corner with Pesco, they seem to be having fun.
>Hanged Hourai appears to be performing magic tricks with a noose, DollS, Dorian. G, and Helepolis are watching and applauding.
>Kips appears to be trying to one up Hanged Hourai and failing miserably.
>Chaore is laughing at Dormio, who appears to be screaming from inside the gummi. It's rather hard to tell, he is encased in gummi, after all.
>UK, Bardiche, and LLD are all sitting together at a table, horribly drunk and yelling loudly at each other. Still, it looks like they're enjoying themselves.
>Affinity and ActionDan are ranting to each other about Gods and dinosaurs respectively, drinks in hand. You can see several Minoriko plushies on Affinity's side of the table, and several miniature plastic dinosaurs on ActionDan's side.
>You also hear that your gay bar is actually haunted. Some claim to see Huh What's ghost roaming around, you've seen him several times too. In plain daylight. And he was drinking. You wonder if he really was a ghost.
>Kitten4u walks up to you and you can't help but grab and kiss her as soon as she touches you.
>She resists at first before loosening up and returning the kiss, the two of you are lovers now, you know.
>You're living a good life here, and every day is pretty fun.
>Kitten4u GOOD END.
0. Kiro -
Drunken Survivor1. Bardiche -
Townie Unlimited Dayvig2. PX -
Townie Bus-Driving Bomb3. Kitten4u -
Cultist Lover -
WINNER4. Zakeri -
Cultist5. Schezo -
Vengeful Scum Godfather6. Pesco -
Mindhax Townie Cop7. Hanged Hourai -
Roleblocking Scum Traitor8. Conqueror -
Townie Mason9. Chaore -
Scum Rolecop10.Shadoweh -
Cultist Lover -
WINNER11.capt. h -
Townie Robocop12.Kilgamayan -
Townie Useless Bunny13.Dormio -
Self-Governing Serial Killer14.Affinity -
Townie Raving Lunatic -
WINNER15.Edible -
Townie Delicious Cake16.UncertainKitten -
Cultist17.ActionDan -
Townie Scientist18.Kips -
Vanilla Townie19.Iced Fairy -
Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper20.DollS -
Townie Supply Box21.Serpentarius -
Cultist22.Sect -
Townie Demoralizer23.Dorian. G -
Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor24.Helepolis -
Townie Vampire25.Lady Lambdadelta -
Action Immune Scum Paranoid Gun Owner
