Shadoweh Quest! [Complete]

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

> relationships

>Your relationship with Kitten4u is friendly. (+30)
>Your relationship with Zakeri is neutral. (-2)
>Your relationship with Chaore is neutral. (+2)
>Your relationship with Edible is neutral. (+8)
>Your relationship with UncertainKitten is cordial. (+18)
>Your relationship with Serpentarius is cordial. (+15)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)

> quests

>The Townest Town: It's almost time to find a lover and get that gay bar built. Just one more day.

> abilities

>You have one lover charge remaining.
>You can give up all remaining abilities, as well as your ability to vote to begin building a gay bar. Building a gay bar takes one day and one night.

> inventory

>Your inventory contains:

• 1x Tasty Cookies
• 1x Chocolate
• 1x Boombox with Umineko CD

>LLD would be the best player to blame as a serial killer. Unless we want to just call her scum.
>Since if nothing changes UK will probably get lynched today.

>You consider outing LLD to prevent UK's lynch.

> Ask the QT what they think of Dan's ranting about dinosaurs and capt.h possibly being a cop/doc
> Use ~*LOGIC*~ to talk to capt.h and LLD. "Don't you see, UK can't be scum anymore, because Chaore is trying to lynch her, the scum would lose today! The only thing we need to worry about now are third parties hanging back.. like HIM!"
> Point dramatically at Action Dan. "Look at him sitting there, not voting anyone! He's being opportunistic! OPPORTUNISTIC LIKE A THIRD PARTY SCUM!"
> ##VOTE: Action Dan
> Try to convince Zakeri to join in, tell him there are more gummis in it for him if he does. Ask him where he gets his outfits made.

>Tell everyone that Action Dan's ranting reminds you of the serial killer in Darker than Black.

>Several people exclaim "What? Are you saying that there's another third party in this game?"
>Regardless, you stand by your exclamation that ActionDan is a third party and place your vote on him.
>Most of town appears to be wondering what to make of your exclamation, and ActionDan goes into his daily rant about how amazing dinosaurs are.
>Zakeri says "Why not, I guess." and joins you on the ActionDan case.

> vote analysis

>Examine Vote Count 7 for clues.

>The parser tells you that the parser is tired and grumpy and that you should analyse your own damn votes.

> Point out that a scum unlimited dayvig and Dormio being an unlynchable killer makes the mod as bastardly as possible. Kiro wasn't even on the playerlist!
> Hand around a petition for all the players to sign having Dormio banned from hosting mafia forever.

>You point out some of the more extreme examples of bastard modding in this game, though a few people still seem to have trouble believing that there would be more third parties.
>Everyone, however, does agree to sign your petition to ban Dormio from hosting forever.

>_



STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[ActionDan]

>votecount

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>_



Busy Rebalancing Angel Beats! Mafia Don't Disturb
UncertainKitten(4) - Chaore, capt. h, Lady Lambdadelta, ActionDan
Chaore(5) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
ActionDan(2) - Shadoweh, Zakeri


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[capt. h]

>Plot: Progress.

[Shadoweh]

> Aaaah we don't want the wagons to go like this yet! What is capt.h's case right now, and what is Lambda's?
> How did capt.h respond to our case on Dan? Continue trying to reason with capt.h, pointing out the wagon is scum-motivated.
> Try to reason with Lambda as well, appealing to her towniness (don't let on that we know she's not) and showing that if Chaore really is scum she shouldn't want to push UncertainKitten down. Also Dan insulted Umineko and said she wasn't certain enough.

[Pesco]

> Votecount and time remaining.

I sense something amiss.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

> Aaaah we don't want the wagons to go like this yet! What is capt.h's case right now, and what is Lambda's?
> How did capt.h respond to our case on Dan? Continue trying to reason with capt.h, pointing out the wagon is scum-motivated.
> Try to reason with Lambda as well, appealing to her towniness (don't let on that we know she's not) and showing that if Chaore really is scum she shouldn't want to push UncertainKitten down. Also Dan insulted Umineko and said she wasn't certain enough.

>You're going to save your kittens, damn it!
>capt. h appears to be under the firm belief that Chaore and UncertainKitten are the last two scum.
>Lady Lambdadelta is going with capt. h's theory.
>capt. h refuses to entertain the idea that there could be yet another third party in this game.
>Lady Lambdadelta is more open to your idea of having ActionDan lynched instead of UncertainKitten, and the point about Umineko drives the point home.
>You still have plenty of hours left in this day.

>_



I Told You I'm Busy So Go Away
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, ActionDan
Chaore(5) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror, Serpentarius
ActionDan(3) - Shadoweh, Zakeri, Lady Lambdadelta


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Chaore]

>seriously ask why the fuck UK would seriously bus her -last scumbu-
>That's actually completely in line with her. Damn, he's got a point.

[Pesco]

> Just as I thought. Kitten ISN'T voting with us like she promised!
> Nurse our broken heart at her betrayal.

[Shadoweh]

> Let's not mention UK's superbussing habits when they'll make her look bad.
> I-it's not like it's important for her to follow us or anything! S-she's just trying to get townie cred that's all :ohdear:
> Discuss in the QT who can switch over to Dan, suggest Serpentarius make the jump. We can carry both non-UK wagons with 4 and 4! \o/
> Don't forget to give Kitten4u our new specially baked cookies! The secret ingredient is <3
> Give Zakeri the chocolate we made for him earlier
> Play celebratory music for Kitten4u and Lambdadelta to appreciate.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>seriously ask why the fuck UK would seriously bus her -last scumbu-
>That's actually completely in line with her. Damn, he's got a point.

> Let's not mention UK's superbussing habits when they'll make her look bad.

>You're about to ask the town why the hell UK would bus her last scumbuddy, when you realize that this is a thing that she would totally do.
>Goddamn that meta.

> Just as I thought. Kitten ISN'T voting with us like she promised!
> Nurse our broken heart at her betrayal.

> I-it's not like it's important for her to follow us or anything! S-she's just trying to get townie cred that's all :ohdear:

>Following up your vote immediately whilst lurking would look suspicious though.
>Regardless, you can't help but feel hurt inside.
>You desperately try to defend Kitten4u in your mind, she must have her reasons!

> Discuss in the QT who can switch over to Dan, suggest Serpentarius make the jump. We can carry both non-UK wagons with 4 and 4! \o/
> Don't forget to give Kitten4u our new specially baked cookies! The secret ingredient is <3
> Give Zakeri the chocolate we made for him earlier
> Play celebratory music for Kitten4u and Lambdadelta to appreciate.

>You talk with your cult about who should switch to the ActionDan wagon.
>Eventually, you decide that Serp should switch.
>You give the cookies to Kitten4u.
>"Cookies again?"
>Kitten4u eats one of the cookies, and another, and another, and another.
>The <3 is working. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u increase.
>You also give Zakeri the chocolates who promptly begins to nibble on them.
>You feel your intimacy with Zakeri increase slightly.
>In celebration of getting the wagon off your kitten, you play some more Umineko music in celebration.

>_


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Conqueror]

>Votecount after Serp switches over.
>Let's barrel through the rest of the game.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>Let's barrel through the rest of the game.

>You've got this game in the bag. Almost nothing can stop you at this point... you think.

>_


Stop Asking For Those Damn Votecounts
UncertainKitten(3) - Chaore, capt. h, ActionDan
Chaore(4) - UncertainKitten, Kitten4u, Affinity, Conqueror
ActionDan(4) - Shadoweh, Zakeri, Lady Lambdadelta, Serpentarius


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Pesco]

> Prod all lurkers
> Vote analysis

[capt. h]

>A THING HAS HAPPENED.

[Conqueror]

>Try to divine the future.

[Shadoweh]

> Present Kitten4u with the boombox and CD proudly, telling her if she wants we can play this in the bar as much as she wants~

[Pesco]

> Seek out a zombie for lovin'

[Shadoweh]

> Fortunately we have a zombie in our cult!

[Conqueror]

>Don't we have a dead body tastefully dressed up in our room?

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

> Prod all lurkers
> Vote analysis

>You prod all lurkers, though you don't really get a response from them. Damn lurkers.
>Analyse your own damn votes.

>Try to divine the future.

>You consider performing some divination with Kitten4u but decide to save it for when you become a lover with some higher intimacy.

> Seek out a zombie for lovin'

>Instead, since Kitten4u is unavailable for now, you decide to seek out a zombie for some ~❤~lovin'~❤~
>The dead can't say no, after all.

> Fortunately we have a zombie in our cult!

>You eye your latest recruit that you've released from the chains of death not once but twice.
>She looks back at you for a moment, but in that moment, you know that she was calling out to you.
>You approach her quickly and whisper in her ear.
>"[REDACTED]"
>UK looks back at you with a shocked expression on her face, and she is now blushing furiously. She asks you "What the hell are you trying to pull?" and looks for a way to get away from you, but you won't let that happen.
>You tell her that she owes her life to you. Two lives, actually.
>UK seems uncertain on how to act before you simply grab her arm and forcefully lead her to your room.

>Don't we have a dead body tastefully dressed up in our room?

>Your room is well decorated, after all.
>Once you and UK are alone in your room, you [REDACTED].
>[REDACTED].
>[REDACTED].
>Your intimacy with UK has risen significantly.

> Present Kitten4u with the boombox and CD proudly, telling her if she wants we can play this in the bar as much as she wants~

>Once you clean up, you return to the town square and present your boombox and Umineko CD to Kitten4u as a gift.
>"Really, wow neat."
>Kitten4u starts humming along to her favorite tracks, and invites you to join her.
>You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u rising.

>A THING HAS HAPPENED.

>"OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE!"
>You point wildly in the direction of the sky, and the rest of the town looks up.
>Oh God Oh GoD oH gOd.
>Something so large is approaching the earth that it's completely obscuring your vision.
>If it hits, it's going to wipe out civilization as you know it.
>You need to do something about this!
>You need to save humanity!
>Oh, wait, you just needed to open your eyes.
>The rest of the day passes without much incident.
>Soon, the end of the day comes and the projection of Dormio comes back on.
>"The votes have been tallied, and the lynches for today have been decided."
>You think you can hear something ticking, before you hear several explosions.
>You see small craters in lieu of ActionDan and Chaore.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our seventeenth and eighteenth deaths."
>"Chaore, who was the Scum Rolecop, has been killed."
>"ActionDan, who was the Townie Scientist, has been killed."
>"Day four has ended. Please return to your rooms and perform any night actions that you may or may not have from there."

>_



STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Shadoweh]

> Before going to our room as Kitten4u if she wants to sneak out in the middle of the night with us to stroll around the empty town, just the two of us. :3

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

> Before going to our room as Kitten4u if she wants to sneak out in the middle of the night with us to stroll around the empty town, just the two of us. :3

>"If you want, I guess."
>You make arrangements to meet Kitten4u in the town square at midnight.
>With that, you return to your room.

>_



STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
16.UncertainKitten
21.Serpentarius
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
9. Chaore - Scum Rolecop
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
15.Edible - Townie Delicious Cake
17.ActionDan - Townie Scientist
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
22.Sect - Townie Demoralizer
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Shadoweh]

> Carefully review our handy dandy Day Notes! We have a big decision to make about our last recruit!
> Post in the cult QT to get everyone's opinions on the last few players.
> Review capt.h's actions. Who has he been suspicious of daily? Has he ever been suspicious of Kitten4u? Does it seem like he's leaked anything besides cop and doctor powers?
> Review Conqueror's actions.. wait, what HAS Conqueror been doing besides lurking through the wagons?
> Review Zak.. oh wait Zakeri never posts ever. Why is he still alive after targetting Lambdadelta and Kitten4u? Should we worry about him at all?

[Chaore]

>Real K4U and Real Chaore: Burst into the game and punch the shit out of your alternate selves.

[Conqueror]

>Log on to MotK and post in Shadoweh Quest.

[PX]

>Best thought ever. Recruit...








>Yourself

[Chaore]

>Upon seeing real Chaore and K4U shenanigans, get an idea.
>Ascend out of this false realm. Face Real Shadoweh.
>FINAL BATTLE.

[Shadoweh]

> Consider all the information before making any rash recruiting decisions first.

[PX]

>Forget the last recruitment thought
>Recruit Alcohol
>Recruit Beer
>Recruit Booze
>Combine the three together
>Recruit...
>ZUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!