>Look for his body where he died.
>If Zakeri is dead, this just means you have another corpse to indulge in your necrophiliac fantasies with.
> Google Zakeri
> Nibble on Edible
>Find the game set up using google
>You'd google Zakeri and the game set up, but you don't have any internet access.
>Instead you try to nibble on Edible, who evades your antics. It would seem that Edible does not approve.
>Where do you look for a person that doesn't exist?
>The World That Never Was of course.
>Create a spaceship out of Gummi Bears to fly to The World That Never Was.
>You'd make a gummi ship to search for Zakeri, if you had gummi bears.
>Unfortunately, it would appear as though somebody ate the entire town's supply of gummi bears.
>Put in a request to give Dormio a yellow card for repeated modding errors.
>Stalk people and look at their last active times.
>You make a note to yourself
>Everybody appears to be active this morning, bar Zakeri's who's last active time was in the middle of last night.
>Nonsense, with the power of our love, we can teleport anywhere with Kitten4U unharmed
>Assess what new abilities have been unlocked via the power of alcohol liver failure schizophrenia love.
>You do not have any special abilities brought on by the power of love.
>You vow to fix this by developing your own love-based powers in the near future.
>wonder who could have known that Kiro existed, besides Kiro, and possibly Dormio
>did Kiro drink himself to death?
>grow some grape vines in the town square, use Dormio's body as fertilizer
>You have no idea, he wasn't even on the playerlist.
>You'd guess so. Even if it was Kiro, you don't think that he could handle eight triple grenades.
>You make a note to yourself to grow some grape vines in the town square. You'd need to go back to your room to retrieve Dormio's body though, and you have no idea where you would find some seeds.
>Get Down
>Row Row Fight The Power!
>Evil Laugh
>Tease K4U more
>Before you go searching for Zakeri, you inspire the rest of the town by
getting down. :getdown:
>You follow this up by breaking out into a
dramatic rap. Serp joins in.
> Do this by playing Shadoweh's happy townie song from your boombox for her before leaving on the Zakeri Hunt!
> Did we manage to get anyone to join the search party?
>Once you finish singing with Serp, you bust out your boombox and start playing Umineko tracks. You seem to have caught Kitten4u's attention.
>Every living person but Zakeri appears to be in your search party.
> @addme DotS
>You refuse to play DotS with those jerks. Ever.
>OH GOD THE MOD HAS MORE POSTS THAN SEVERAL F*****G PLAYERS
>Cut the mod before he posts the next votecount.
>Dead people can't be more active than the living players!
>You make a note to yourself to cut up Dormio's body when you get back to your room later. You could use it as fertilizer or something.
> If none of those work, search for Zakeri in the alleyways we tracked him to earlier.
>You decide to lead the search party to the alleyways.
>scream to crowds "Burn the Witch, Zakeri!" to rile up townie rage
>What's edible made out of again?
>But I thought we were looking for scum, not witches...
>At this point, you don't think any of the town cares.
>"YEAH! BURN THE WITCH!"
>Edible is made out of... What is Edible made out of? You make a note to yourself to find out one day.
>_
If You Don't Stop Asking For Votecounts I'm Going To Turn This Quest AroundBooze(10) - capt. h, Sect, ActionDan, Affinity, Chaore, Serp, Conqueror, Lady Lambdadelta, Edible, Kitten4u
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
0. Kiro -
Drunken Survivor1. Bardiche -
Townie Unlimited Dayvig2. PX -
Townie Bus-Driving Bomb5. Schezo -
Vengeful Scum Godfather6. Pesco -
Mindhax Townie Cop7. Hanged Hourai -
Roleblocking Scum Traitor12.Kilgamayan -
Townie Useless Bunny13.Dormio -
Self-Governing Serial Killer16.UncertainKitten -
Scum Unlimited Dayvig18.Kips -
Vanilla Townie19.Iced Fairy -
Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper20.DollS -
Townie Supply Box23.Dorian. G -
Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor24.Helepolis -
Townie Vampire
