Shadoweh Quest! [Complete]

[capt. h]

>Play a drinking game with Affinity and Dorian tomorrow.
>Win.
>Successfully kill both via alcohol poisoning.
>Our iron liver can take it!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>"We're really rather ridiculous. I'll save revive recruiting for later, when we need to pad the game out more."
>"Agree. Chaore is probably scum just on the basis of Pesco's flip at the none-to subtle cop crumb. If he is town, that's just good for us."
>"Unfortunately, if Zakeri is any way to go by, they're probably still using stuff."

>"Sounds that way."
>"So are we going to go for Chaore then?"
>"Wonder what Zakeri does..."

>Plans? We were seducing them with liquor so we can kill them and flash their dead bodies.
>But you know, stopping them from using their roles is cool too I guess

>Planning is for the transient people.
>But that side effect is something you're cool with.

>"12 players have died in the past 2 days, and our win condition activates on day 6."
>"I think the killing roles are a bigger threat than scum. Any leads on who can kill?"

>"I thought you said Day 5."
>"I've got nothing on roles."

>Check current relationship with Serp.

>You have a friendly relationship with Serp. (+10)

>Check relationship status with Kitten4U
>Give Kitten4U chocolates you stole from Pesco's house

>You have a cordial relationship with Kitten4u. (+18)
>You didn't take any chocolates from Pesco's room, though you have some of your own.
>You receive: 1x Chocolate

> Make extra strong alcoholic cocktail for Serp, something with whiskey.

> None of that cheap stuff, either.

>You make a double grenade for Serp.
>You receive: 1x Double Grenade
>You monster.

>check our inventory once more
>Play a drinking game

>Your inventory currently contains:

• 1x Cookies and Milk
• 1x Cookies
• 1x Chocolate
• 1x Double Grenade

>Spend the night constructing a drinking game to use for the Mafia game. For example, "every time someone talks bullshit, take a shot."
>Wonder if death by alcohol poisoning is common in Mafia.

>You consider taking a shot every time somebody rages.
>You think that even your liver couldn't take this.

> Suggest to the others that we should lurk a bit or otherwise dump some town cred.  Wouldn't want to get NK'd tomorrow night.

>"Probably a good idea, we just need to coast."

>Play a drinking game with Affinity and Dorian tomorrow.
>Win.
>Successfully kill both via alcohol poisoning.
>Our iron liver can take it!

>You consider trying to kill Affinity and Dorian. G through alcohol poisoning.

>_


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Chaore]

>"We're probably best going with other's thoughts than actually making our own cases, so not quite yet. If people pile on Chaore though, we should."

[Shadoweh]

> "Though if he's scum he's probably the only one left.. I have this case I want to present on LLD!"
> Proudly show our wall of text and hatred about LLD to Kitten4u and Serp

[Conqueror]

>Ask Serp if his rolecop ability was gained from someone trying to kill him.
>If so, seriously consider the possibility of Edible scum.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>"We're probably best going with other's thoughts than actually making our own cases, so not quite yet. If people pile on Chaore though, we should."

>"Coasting through the rest of the game doesn't seem too bad."

> "Though if he's scum he's probably the only one left.. I have this case I want to present on LLD!"
> Proudly show our wall of text and hatred about LLD to Kitten4u and Serp

>You force Kitten4u back into the conversation and show them both your wall of text and hatred.
>Kitten4u simply says "tl;dr"
>"In other words, with this town, it's perfect."

>Ask Serp if his rolecop ability was gained from someone trying to kill him.
>If so, seriously consider the possibility of Edible scum.

>"I started with nothing, I can't see any other way for me to have gotten it."
>Could Edible be scum? He did seem to be afraid of your "eating Edible" comment.
>The end of night appears to be approaching.

>_



STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Chaore]

>Clearly Edible and Chaore are having another bad game together then. Aww. Lets do our LLD case tommorow and cut them some slack.

[Shadoweh]

> Ready a boombox with a CD of nothing but Umineko music and remixes to bring to town tomorrow to please Kitten4u
> Ask Serp how he feels about opening a gay bar

[Conqueror]

>Look into our heart. What is the TRUE END?

[ActionDan]

>Look into our heart.  What are the OTPs?

[PX]

>He is calling for you. Look into your heart.
>Give Milk & Cookies to Kitten4U
>Give Double Grenade to Serp. Can't have him alive now so others can discover the cult, can we?

[capt. h]

> Give Dormio a post mortem sex change.
> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.

[E-Nazrin]

> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.

>Contemplate suicide before the lynch/dayvig comes.

[Shadoweh]

> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.

> Doesn't Kitten4u hate that thing? Let's not make our intimacy drop to 0 tonight.

[Kips McKipzerson]

>What exactly are the requirements to open up a gay bar with K4U?

[Conqueror]

>Kick the dead mod's body.

[PX]

>Stick a fork in Dormio's body

[Conqueror]

>Take Dormio's body back to our room.

[PX]

>Prepare more snacks to give to K4U as we work our way up her heart meter

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>Clearly Edible and Chaore are having another bad game together then. Aww. Lets do our LLD case tommorow and cut them some slack.

>You decide with Kitten4u and Serp to go for a LLD lynch on the following day.

> Ready a boombox with a CD of nothing but Umineko music and remixes to bring to town tomorrow to please Kitten4u
> Ask Serp how he feels about opening a gay bar

>You spend the rest of the night collecting Umineko music and burning it onto CDs.
>You look around for a boombox to play these CDs with.
>"Do I get free drinks?"

>Look into our heart. What is the TRUE END?

>The TRUE END? Naturally, the one where Dormio wins. Where you open a gay bar with your lover and you spend the rest of your days in an alcohol fueled paradise.

>He is calling for you. Look into your heart.

>Look into our heart.  What are the OTPs?

>The only OTP matters is YOUR OTP.
>With this thought, you turn in for the night.

>Give Milk & Cookies to Kitten4U
>Give Double Grenade to Serp. Can't have him alive now so others can discover the cult, can we?

>As the morning breaks, you make your way towards the town square again, as does everyone else.
>Along the way, you see PX's bus rammed into one of the rooms. You think that room belonged to Dorian. G.
>When you make it to the town square, Dorian. G and Zakeri appear to be missing.
>In addition, you see a familiar looking corpse next to the remains of eight triple grenades.
>The projection of Dormio comes on.
>"It looks like the thirteenth and fourteenth deaths has occurred overnight."
>"Dorian. G, the Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor, has been killed."
>"Kiro, the Drunken Survivor, has been killed."
>"And without further ado, let Day 3 begin."
>Most of the town appears to be suffering from a hangover.
>You give the Cookies and Milk to Kitten4u.
>"Are these for me? Thanks."
>Kitten4u begins to munch on the cookies. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u increase.
>You then pass the double grenade to Serp, who downs the thing in twenty seconds.
>He gives you a thumbs up. Your intimacy with Serpentarius has increased.

> Declare the Umineko no naku koro ni anime to be a thing.

> Doesn't Kitten4u hate that thing? Let's not make our intimacy drop to 0 tonight.

>You're about to declare that the Umineko no Naku Koro Ni anime exists, before you decide against it in case you lose all of your intimacy with Kitten4u.

> Give Dormio a post mortem sex change.

>Kick the dead mod's body.

>Stick a fork in Dormio's body

>Take Dormio's body back to our room.

>You decide to steal Dormio's corpse, dragging it back to your room whilst everybody suffers from a hangover.
>In the privacy of your room, you mutilate Dormio's body to your heart's content.

>What exactly are the requirements to open up a gay bar with K4U?

>You need to have a gay bar built, and Kitten4u must be your lover.

>Prepare more snacks to give to K4U as we work our way up her heart meter

>You spend an hour making more cookies for Kitten4u.

>_



STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Kips McKipzerson]

>Relationships
>Money
>Sizes
>Maybe Kiro would be a good revival. After all, He's the only yellownamesurvivor in the game, and he was useless to begin with. Maybe now he could be helpful when we recruit him.

[PX]

>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri
>Continue with the LLD case
>Head back to room to make more snacks. And beer, gotta get more beer.

[Conqueror]

>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for having invisible Survivors.

[Shadoweh]

> We're already in our room, doing bad things to Dormio's body. Search his body for his role pm before making more cookies.
> Give cookies to Chaore
> Tell Kitten4u and Serpentarius what alleyways Zakeri has been hiding in.

[capt. h]

>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri

>Create a search party.
>Arm it with cattle prods.
>Prod Zak if he's alive, bury him if he's dead.

[Shadoweh]

> And don't forget to bring the ice cream for Edible!
> Give ice cream to Edible and cookies to Chaore

[PX]

>Nooooooooo, cookies to K4U
>Tease K4U a little
>Prepare to bus Serp

[Shadoweh]

> We are not bussing Serp. We're already making our case on LLD and readying the Zakeri-hunt!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

>Relationships
>Money
>Sizes
>Maybe Kiro would be a good revival. After all, He's the only yellownamesurvivor in the game, and he was useless to begin with. Maybe now he could be helpful when we recruit him.

>Your relationship with Kitten4u is cordial. (+24)
>Your relationship with Serpentarius is friendly. (+15)
>Your relationship with everyone else is neutral. (0)
>You have no money.
>You slap Kips.
>You note that Kiro may be a good recruit target. Especially since he can drink more than you.

>Petition for Dormio to be banned from hosting for having invisible Survivors.

>You think there may be more bastard modding in this game than how much Kiro drinks over the course of a year.

> And don't forget to bring the ice cream for Edible!
> Give ice cream to Edible and cookies to Chaore

>Head back to room to make more snacks. And beer, gotta get more beer.

> We're already in our room, doing bad things to Dormio's body. Search his body for his role pm before making more cookies.
> Give cookies to Chaore
> Tell Kitten4u and Serpentarius what alleyways Zakeri has been hiding in.

>You take a break from mutilating Dormio's body to search for a role PM. Soon enough, you find it covered in Dormio. It may not have been so messy if you had looked for the PM first.

You are awesome. You are so awesome that you're a Self-Governing Serial Killer.

You have the following abilities:

• Kill: Every day you may kill someone of your choosing. Your shot pierces any protection.
• Self-Governer: You have two governor charges. Whenever you are about to be lynched, you can govern yourself.

You win when you show everyone else how awesome you are by being the last one standing.

>You decide to make another batch of cookies while you're here.
>You receive: 2x Cookies
>You receive: 1x Orange Ice Cream
>You tell Serpentarius and Kitten4u about the alleyways that Zakeri may be hiding at.
>"Well, what do you want to do about him?"

>Direct everyone to look for Zakeri
>Continue with the LLD case

>Create a search party.
>Arm it with cattle prods.
>Prod Zak if he's alive, bury him if he's dead.

>You decide to go back out and organize a search party for Zakeri. You aren't going to let him lurk forever.
>While you're at it, you give Chaore a batch of cookies.
>"Well, I wasn't even really expecting anything out of this game, but these are nice I guess." You feel your intimacy with Chaore rise slightly.
>You give Edible the orange ice cream too.
>"I guess I approve." You feel your intimacy with Edible rise somewhat.
>In addition, you keep pushing your LLD case, though it seems the rest of town don't really care at all. You save your wall of text and hatred for later.
>Unfortunately, you have no cattle prods.
>You begin searching for Zakeri! Whereabouts would you like to look for him?

>Nooooooooo, cookies to K4U
>Tease K4U a little
>Prepare to bus Serp

> We are not bussing Serp. We're already making our case on LLD and readying the Zakeri-hunt!

>You give the rest of your cookies to Kitten4u.
>"How many of these do you have."
>As you give Kitten4u the cookies, you tease her a bit. She seems to take it in good humor. You feel your intimacy with Kitten4u rising.
>You decide against bussing Serp for the time being.

>_


STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
25.Lady Lambdadelta

DEAD:
0. Kiro - Drunken Survivor
1. Bardiche - Townie Unlimited Dayvig
2. PX - Townie Bus-Driving Bomb
5. Schezo - Vengeful Scum Godfather
6. Pesco - Mindhax Townie Cop
7. Hanged Hourai - Roleblocking Scum Traitor
12.Kilgamayan - Townie Useless Bunny
13.Dormio - Self-Governing Serial Killer
16.UncertainKitten - Scum Unlimited Dayvig
18.Kips - Vanilla Townie
19.Iced Fairy - Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper
20.DollS - Townie Supply Box
23.Dorian. G - Townie Vote-Stealing Doctor
24.Helepolis -  Townie Vampire

[Kips McKipzerson]

>Look for his body where he died.

Nothing is wrong with this.