> Did I say UK? FAILUREPOLIS. I meant Kitten4U
> Dem cats, so many cats.
> Retry previous post, but target Kitten4u.
> Ignore Edible for now.
>No, don't do that. We can talk to her in private.
>You consider trying to seduce Kitten4u but decide against it for now.
>You also decide to ignore Edible for the time being.
>Ignore the voices inside our head that are feeding us a constant stream of bad ideas.
>Is there a pill for that? Pay the town doctor pharmacist a visit.
>Take a closer examination of players we think are doctors - capt. h, Edible, and Dorian G. Surely one of them must have something for the voices. Also, If you think someone is a doctor, he's probably mafia, so there's that too.
>Basically, we want to speak to the player that's been distributing morphine under the guise of "roleblocking".
>The voices in your head, they're so loud.
>You don't know who the doctor is, or if there is a pharmacist in this game.
>You're relatively certain that a few players have been in some shady deals, but you haven't paid enough attention to determine whether or not was capt. h or Dorian. G that was distributing the drugs.
>Use one charge on ourselves. Infinite protection duration go!
>You use up one of your doctor charges by protecting yourself. The next action that would kill you will now fail.
>You can seduce a corpse, right?
>We must find out. For science.
>You consider indulging your necrophiliac fantasies...
> We can seduce UK when we bring her back to life later!
> Examine Serp's case on Iced Fairy. Has Serp had any interaction with Schezo?
> Do the same with LLD
> Prepare a giant wall of text post analysis skewing every action LLD has ever taken as scummy and anti-town
> Bring Kitten4u more snacks and ask her if she wants anything special
> Ask Kitten4u if she's seen Zakeri hiding in the same lurker spots as her
>... But decide against it for now. There's a time and place for developing new fetishes.
>Serp's case on Iced Fairy appears to involve minor contradictions in his arguments. Serp hasn't had much interaction with anyone.
>Lady Lambdadelta claims to have seen Iced Fairy kill Pesco on the first night.
>You prepare a great case on LLD involving liberal amounts of INFALLIBLE TOWNIE LOGIC. She can't have seen Iced Fairy kill Pesco if you know that somebody else killed him!
>Unfortunately, you're not carrying any snacks on your person. You do ask Kitten4u if she wants anything special though, to which she shrugs in response.
>You ask Kitten4u about Zakeri.
>"A few times, but he was usually somewhere else."
> Ask Serp how's his merp
>"My what?"
>Give Kitten4U milk and cookies.
>Edible. Give him ice cream
>Chocolate to Zakeri
>Prepare to revive UK
>Prepare to recruit Kilga
>You'd give milk and cookies to Kitten4u, ice cream to Edible, and chocolate to Zakeri but you have none of these on your person. Maybe you should take some with you the next time you get to your room. Not that you even know where Zakeri is.
>You ponder between choosing to recruit UK or Kilga.
>Stop getting ahead of ourselves and just make sure the end of the day goes as we expect, jesus christ.
> Come to the conclusion that LLD is "derptown" and ignore her.
>You're not going to let some potential surprise vote let your fate get left up to a coin flip.
>You drop your LLD case for now, and move your vote back onto Iced Fairy, securing his lead over yours.
>Ask Schezo to claim, if he hasn't already.
>Joke about LLD stopping time
>remember that the last time ActionDan crumbed anything, he was a scum doctor, voting his obv buddy Schezo... Yeah.
>wonder why we think Chaore is a cop-like entity if Pesco already flipped Mindhax cop. (maybe Pesco was a paranoid cop?)
>Schezo has long since stopped contributing to town. Instead he's now performing parlour tricks.
>You make a joke about LLD's LOGIC, mimicking her by saying "Hold on. Too many people agree that Schezo is scum and PX is completely right about me. That is suspicious. Let's freeze time!" LLD seems rather annoyed at you.
>You think ActionDan's last crumb was a rant involving dinosaurs. Again, you have no idea what kind of ability he might have.
>Chaore has been dropping hints that he knows about certain people, leading you to believe that he may be a cop of some sort. You have no idea what the "Mindhax" in Pesco's role implies.
>Ask Kitten4U for scummy music choices while we plan this town's demise.
>Kitten4u suggests a variety of tracks from the Umineko OST.
>Intensely study Kitten4U's personality, likes, etc. AKA Stalk her so we can find the easiest way to her heart (Not through the ribcage)
>You watch Kitten4u, and note that she seems somewhat more apathetic than usual. You believe this may have something to do with the fact that you took away her win.
>She appears to like sweets, perhaps this could be a way into her heart?
> Request to Pesco to Lynch PX for being creepy
>You'd ask Pesco to Lynch PX, but you killed him already.
>Easiest way is clearly through the stomach. The most stoic of word warriors can easily fall prey to daintily prepared delectables.
>Search for brownie and cookie recipes online.
>Make sure we have all the ingredients.
>You decide that the easiest way to win someone over would be through food.
>You make a note to yourself to find out how to make brownies and cookies yourself. Homemade treats are the best.
>Your room has most basic cooking ingredients.
>SUMMON GLaDoS
>Unfortunately, you lack the ingredients to summon GLaDoS.
>How many Ruppees do we have?
>You have no Ruppees.
> Ignore kips again
>It's fairly easy to ignore the dead.
> hijack a bus
> Steal PX's, he's dead so it's not like he's using it anymore.. keep the bus away from Kitten4u.
> Drive the bus into town after we hijack it
>You decide to use the rest of the day stealing and driving PX's bus.
>Aim for Kips' house
ilu2guys
>start kicking in the back seat. Because you know, we're gunna have fun fun fun.
>You search PX's charred body for the keys, and you wander into the outskirts of town where you find a bus parked there.
>You smile and get in before you put your foot down on the accelerator, aiming for the general direction of Kip's assigned room.
>Despite the fact that you're heavily intoxicated, you drive the bus fairly well, and crash it into Kip's room.
>Town seems not to have noticed, or they simply don't care. It's Kips.
> Kick Kips out of the thread
>Boot pesco out of the forums
>You step out of the bus. Your joyride has taken up the rest of the day, and so you begin heading to the town square for the day's lynches.
>As you pass by Pesco's room, you kick his body, just for the hell of it.
>When you enter the square, you kick Kip's corpse, because you can.
>The townsfolk don't seem to mind you kicking Kip's corpse.
>After everyone has gathered, you see the projection of Dormio appear again.
>"The votes have been tallied, and the lynches have been decided."
>You think you can see a small glint in the distance before Schezo and Iced Fairy drop to the floor, a bullet through their heads.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our tenth and eleventh deaths."
>"Schezo, who was the
Vengeful Scum Godfather, has been killed."
>"Iced Fairy, who was the
Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper, has been killed."
>As Schezo falls to the ground, he draws a small knife at the last moment and throws it at an unsuspecting Kilgamayan.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have had our twelfth death."
>"Kilgamayan, who was the
Townie Useless Bunny, has been killed.
>"Day 2 has ended, please return to your rooms and perform any night actions you may or may not have from there."
>_
If You Don't Stop Requesting Votecounts I'm Going To Kill All Of YouSchezo(8) - Iced Fairy, Iced Fairy, Kilgamayan, Edible, Sect, ActionDan, Conqueror, Chaore
Iced Fairy(5) - Serp, Lady Lambdadelta, capt. h, Kitten4u, Shadoweh
Shadoweh(3) - Affinity, Dorian. G, Schezo
STILL ALIVE:
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche -
Townie Unlimited Dayvig2. PX -
Townie Bus-Driving Bomb5. Schezo -
Vengeful Scum Godfather6. Pesco -
Mindhax Townie Cop7. Hanged Hourai -
Roleblocking Scum Traitor12.Kilgamayan -
Townie Useless Bunny13.Dormio -
Self-Governing Serial Killer16.UncertainKitten -
Scum Unlimited Dayvig18.Kips -
Vanilla Townie19.Iced Fairy -
Scum Double-Voting Jailkeeper20.DollS -
Townie Supply Box24.Helepolis -
Townie Vampire
