~Hakurei Shrine~ > Alice's Art Atelier
Marisa Jackson
Tonepoet:
This is more of a joke than anything else. It popped up into my head in part due to the, ahem, recently unavoidable rise in social awareness of Michael Jackson. I apologize to anybody who may've viewed this site as safe sanctuary from the aftereffects of such unpleasant things.
That being said, please, give it up for Marisa Jackson singing Alice Jean! (To the tune of Billie Jean, naturally)
[Verse 1]
She was more like a magic queen, from a Touhou scene. I said "I don't mind but What do you mean I am the one?" She said I am the one, who will dodge on the floor in the round.
[Verse 2]
She told me her name was Alice Margatroid, as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one, who will dodge on the floor in the round.
[Bridge]
Reimu always told me, be careful of what you do and don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. And Mima always told me, be careful of who you love and be careful of what you do, 'cause the lies become the truth.
[Chorus]
Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who claims I am the one. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the doll is not my son.
[Verse 3]
Four sixty days and sixty nights, Sikeiki was on her side. But who can stand with Alice in demand?Her schemes and plans, 'cause we dodged on the floor in the round. So take my strong advice, always remember to always think twice. (Do think twice)
[Verse 4]
She told my dolly we'd dodged 'till three, then she looked at me. Then showed a photo my dolly cried, his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) 'Cause we dodged on the floor in the round, dolly.
[Bridge]
Reimu always told me, be careful of what you do and don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. Alice came and stood right by me, then the smell of sweet perfume, this happened all too soon. She called me to her room.
[Chorus]
Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the doll is not my son. She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son.
She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the doll is not my son.
She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. Alice Margatroid's is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the doll is not my son. She said I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. She says I am the one.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Maragroid is not my lover.
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Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
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Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
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ohandpleasedontkillmemalicefans Please? T_T
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Edit: It's quite long when written out in proper lyrical format with returns and all. I feared it would be annoying or appear spammish to have such a long post, with such little actual writing substance directly on the forums, which is why I originally decided to attach the file. It seems to be more annoying as an attachment though, so? 2: Fixed a couple of instances where dance wasn't replaced.
M. Burusu:
Erm . . . you know that you can just copy-paste the text in the RTF file into your post so that we don't have to download the thing?
Like with YCM, attachments are not usually the solution when they contain the meat of your post.
Sawaguchi`Mai:
I'm just lol'ing at this right now but DAMN that was excellent.
Encore, please?
Tengukami:
Now do Human Nature.
Tonepoet:
Oh wow, I thought I was going to get zero input for a while there. I'm glad it's liked though. I'm going by the Thriller lyrical booklet, so no Human Nature, sorry. Wouldn't know the tune well enough to make a catchy conversion of it anyway. Encore though? Certainly, if I have enough material left in this head o' mine that is. I'm not quite familiar enough with cannon to get everything perfectly right just yet. Feel free to jump in if you want guys, it's actually kinda fun.
Let's try Thriller next; that should be easy enough:
[1st Verse]
It's close to midnight and something pale's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sign that almost stops your heart
You try to bomb but bullets take your life before you make it
Your computer starts to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
It's paralyzed.
[Chorus]
'Cause this is Zombie, Reimu night
No maiden's gonna save you from the Miko about to strike
You know it's Zombie, Reimu night
You're Curtain Fire Dodging for your life inside a boss zombie tonight.
[2nd Verse]
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to fly
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the spring
You press your focus and hope this is all just your imagination.
But all the while you hear a creature creepin' up behind.
You're in Yuyuko's kitchen.
[Chorus]
'Cause this is hungry, hungry night
There ain't no next continue against the thing with fourty teeth
You know it's hungry, hungry night
You're fighting for your life inside a hungry, ghostly boss to-night.
[Bridge]
Mystia sings
And the dead start to walk in their costume play
There's no escaping the jaws of Rumia this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your lives.
[3rd Verse]
They're out to get you, there's fairies closing in on every side.
They will possess you unless you up the number of default lives.
Now it is time for hitboxes to graze closely together
All thru the night bombs'll save you from the bullets on the screen.
Spell cards you'll see.
[Chorus]
That is a Touhou, Touhou night
'Cause I can thrill you more than Youmu would dare to try.
Player it's Touhou, Touhou night
So press your Z key tight and share a Uhsuho, Cirno
Touhou here tonight.
(Rap, Performed by Vincent Price)
A red mist falls across the land
The Lunar Dial's hour is close at hand.
Scarlet sisters crawl in search of blood
To terrorize Gensokyo's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
without the grove for evasion now
Must stand and face the librarians of doom
And rot inside the girl's secret room.
The foulest stench is in the air
The alcohol breath of Suika's fourty thousand beers
And moe girls from every room
Are spewing bullets to seal your doom
And though you move to stay alive
Your hitbox starts to shiver
For no mere player can resist
The curtain of the fire.
(edit: o w8, eye'm de strngist. Human nature is here. >_< . Maybe later, after I listen to it and such.)
(edit 2: Verse 3 improvements.)