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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 12:31:56 AM

Title: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 12:31:56 AM
Yes Baitles, that includes you. Don't think you can sit on your laurels forever y'know! And JT! Polaris! Valentia! Prody! Axman! Theshim! This large list of IPs (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=groups;sa=members;group=17) that i'm not going to name individually! You sorry lot of idiots, sitting around and squandering those spiffy blue titles while other, more hapless capable individuals with boatloads of potential are waiting in the wings! (At least, in theory..) The shrine is a mess, we've been out of toilet paper for weeks, and there's a stench coming out of the refrigerator that is making my head spin.

So what are we going to do about it, hmm? Welp, somebody's head is going to be on the chopping block for this, and it sure ain't going to be me.. Hmm...


(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7099/nobuhappynote.png) I've got it!

If you guys want to keep your positions, then put up or shut up! Convince us why you deserve to keep your spot on the Idiot Hierarchy. Remind us why you're apparently so sweet. Because i'm drawing a blank here, peoples. If you don't answer the call, then don't be too surprised if you wake up one morning and your house has been emptied of its valuables. Your title might even be gone with it.


(And note, all your poor title-less heathens have an opportunity! Think of this as "MotK's got talent", even. Or a forced challenge between everyone who has Idiot Hierarchy titles, and everyone who doesn't. )
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on October 10, 2010, 12:33:46 AM
The hierarchy has been terrible ever since I left it. This will never work, Nobu.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: HakureiSM on October 10, 2010, 12:35:15 AM
My ass deserves it's blue little title. Leave it there.,

Also I did challenge JT but for several reasonable reasons he had to go missing for a while then I had to go missing for a while
Sorry Baitums :s
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: helvetica on October 10, 2010, 12:36:16 AM
You can take my title but you can never take my SPIRIT!!!!!!!

/me paints face blue and runs at the English lines
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 12:36:43 AM
Now now! Have a little bit more faith, Ruro~n! I'm sure that there's somone out there who will---


....waitaminit, since you left it?

Oh, it's on now. >:(
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 12:38:27 AM
So... Idiot War 9 is upon us finally?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on October 10, 2010, 12:38:51 AM
....waitaminit, since you left it?

Oh, it's on now. >:(
You heard me. :smug: Bring it, broomswinger boy.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: theshirn on October 10, 2010, 12:58:02 AM
Because the more I rage, the more my title changes color from orange.

AND I HAVE A WAYS TO GO

<Nobu> You do indeed have a ways to go. Orange granted. :smug:
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on October 10, 2010, 12:59:37 AM
What about the super duper cool people who probably won't see this thread despite their title?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 01:04:48 AM
My ass deserves it's blue little title. Leave it there.,

Also I did challenge JT but for several reasonable reasons he had to go missing for a while then I had to go missing for a while
Sorry Baitums :s

Well now you, Baitums, and JT have sufficient time and pressure to get said challenge off the ground, do you not? :3

You heard me.  :trollface: Bring it, broomswinger boy.

Oh, it's been brought. You'll grow to regret that choice of words.  8)

Also, totally unstickying this for now to decrease the likelihood of people overlooking the topic hidden in the mess of stickies.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: theshirn on October 10, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
<Nobu> You do indeed have a ways to go. Orange granted. :smug:
oh you schmuck

it is ON

I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 01:14:37 AM
So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

tl;dr: So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

I'm screwed now, aren't I? Ah well, no regrets.

inb4udontbelonghere
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: HakureiSM on October 10, 2010, 01:15:44 AM
Well now you, Baitums, and JT have sufficient time and pressure to get said challenge off the ground, do you not? :3

S'up to Bay Tee~
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: helvetica on October 10, 2010, 01:31:37 AM
So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

tl;dr: So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

I'm screwed now, aren't I? Ah well, no regrets.

inb4udontbelonghere
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on October 10, 2010, 01:44:58 AM
I only just got it though...
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/manmuppet/creepyvees/C.png)

AND I PLAN TO USE IT
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/manmuppet/creepyvees/grahV.png)

also trollface emote. Somehow, I never noticed that was there. LUB IT! dundundunudun
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ubiquitial on October 10, 2010, 02:01:03 AM
I'll be back in three months with something worth showing off...

And then I'll be deserving.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Suikama on October 10, 2010, 02:04:25 AM
So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

tl;dr: So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

I'm screwed now, aren't I? Ah well, no regrets.

inb4udontbelonghere
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Phlegeth on October 10, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
IEye deserve to keep it cause Eye'm an idiot.  After Eye got it, Eye spent the next fifteen minutes trying to figure out what IP stood for.  And yesterday Eye quoted myself instead of modifying.  And doesn't my avatar just fit?  And one moooooore thing, Eye'll reference even more cartoons that ya'll have forgotten about if I lose it.

<Nobu> Oh god my ears eyes brain. The idiot hierarchy is a little more dignified for those I/Eye shenanigans, you poor, pitiable plebian. *sweepsweep*
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: HakureiSM on October 10, 2010, 02:11:50 AM
Take IP from this man right now please.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 02:15:08 AM
And one moooooore thing, Eye'll reference even more cartoons that ya'll have forgotten about if I lose it.

I second HakureiSM's motion.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 10, 2010, 02:17:46 AM
Take IP from this man right now please.

As you wish!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: HakureiSM on October 10, 2010, 02:18:33 AM
I was joking, you meanie ;-;


Kilgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have a pending challenge with JT
I can't lose IP now ;-;
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Bananamatic on October 10, 2010, 02:23:17 AM
stickies
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9831/demoe.jpg)
STICKIES
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Seian Verian on October 10, 2010, 02:23:59 AM
...*twitch* The eyes... THOSE EYES! I MUST DESTROY THOSE EYES!

/me is dragged off by men in white coats while screaming promises of destruction to the eyes instead of I s
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Reddyne on October 10, 2010, 02:26:58 AM
(And note, all your poor title-less heathens have an opportunity! Think of this as "MotK's got talent", even. Or a forced challenge between everyone who has Idiot Hierarchy titles, and everyone who doesn't. )
Is this a CHALLEEEEEEENGE?! Everyone says the Idiots are the guys, but I wanna be the guy, too.

So whut's yer game, pardners? Blackjack? Or we seddlin' this with a duel at sunset? No, seriously, how do you go about doing this?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 02:33:21 AM
Is this a CHALLEEEEEEENGE?! Everyone says the Idiots are the guys, but I wanna be the guy, too.

So whut's yer game, pardners? Blackjack? Or we seddlin' this with a duel at sunset? No, seriously, how do you go about doing this?

It's very simple. At the next full moon, you will be given a location and a text to recite. Your job will be to acquire a means of recording video with sound, make your way to the location, get naked, wear 6 living cats, and recite the text in a wailing voice, as you begin to envision the interdimensional horror that you are about to summon into our world. You of course want to film all of this, and then post the video here.

PS: edit your privates out please, it still has to follow the main forum rules.
PPS: Bonus points if the cat are under the influence of catnip.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Fetch()tirade on October 10, 2010, 03:06:34 AM
It's very simple. At the next full moon, you will be given a location and a text to recite. Your job will be to acquire a means of recording video with sound, make your way to the location, get naked, wear 6 living cats, and recite the text in a wailing voice, as you begin to envision the interdimensional horror that you are about to summon into our world. You of course want to film all of this, and then post the video here.

PS: edit your privates out please, it still has to follow the main forum rules.
PPS: Bonus points if the cat are under the influence of catnip.

I support this idea, if it comes with the following addendum:
Take care not to actually an interdimensional horror into our world. Any damage, be it physical or psychological, is not covered by MotK membership, nor is it covered by any staff members or regular members in particular unless specifically stated in a document that has been in existence for five seconds or longer. MotK membership can be revoked at any time.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Tengukami on October 10, 2010, 03:14:53 AM
Another pantheon sweep! Ah these are always entertaining. I propose a mass Nethack tournament - five tries, as Tourist, best score is final. Should be a piece of cake.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Reddyne on October 10, 2010, 03:20:08 AM
It's very simple. At the next full moon, you will be given a location and a text to recite. Your job will be to acquire a means of recording video with sound, make your way to the location, get naked, wear 6 living cats, and recite the text in a wailing voice, as you begin to envision the interdimensional horror that you are about to summon into our world. You of course want to film all of this, and then post the video here.

PS: edit your privates out please, it still has to follow the main forum rules.
PPS: Bonus points if the cat are under the influence of catnip.
I was referring to which game or competition they would like to participate in in order to protect their status, not their hobbies.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 03:31:07 AM
I was referring to which game or competition they would like to participate in in order to protect their status, not their hobbies.

A) "Their" hobbies? I was talking about mine!

B) Why not mix business and pleasure?!

I support this idea, if it comes with the following addendum:
Take care not to actually an interdimensional horror into our world. Any damage, be it physical or psychological, is not covered by MotK membership, nor is it covered by any staff members or regular members in particular unless specifically stated in a document that has been in existence for five seconds or longer. MotK membership can be revoked at any time.

Unnecessary. If they do manage to summon their assigned horror, they will likely be killed right away, severing the horror's only tether to our reality. And if the Horror should by some freak chance remain in our world, then hey, nice knowing y'all~<3
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ubiquitial on October 10, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
I was referring to which game or competition they would like to participate in in order to protect their status, not their hobbies.

I approve.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on October 10, 2010, 03:33:07 AM
tl;dr: So, it was stickied to draw more attention to it, but then stickies here draw less attention to them so it was unstickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, Max, I'm stuck, blow my head off! but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it, but it'll be lost in the posts, so it will draw less attention to it, so it will be stickied, to draw more attention to it, but it will get lost in the stickies so it will draw less attention towards it, so it will be stickied to draw more attention to it *mind blown by big gun*

I'm screwed now, aren't I? Ah well, no regrets.

inb4udontbelonghere

A tl;dr needs to be shorter than the original statement or else you're breaking the internet.

May I remind you that the internet does not enjoy getting broken?

...I'll show myself out the door now.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Drake on October 10, 2010, 03:33:14 AM
random unrelated post
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also i'm pretty sure kinzo deserves his for a while longer
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Tengukami on October 10, 2010, 03:44:59 AM
Would have to second Kinzo be spared la guillotine.

A note on horrors: some horrors have bigger fish to fry than the person who summoned them, and would likely scare away whoever dared open a door for it to our world and unleash hell upon all of humanity. The only way to prevent this is to summon the horror to an alternate world. Then, by performing an obscene rite of ceremonial magick, make an appeal to the Elder Beings of the alternate world to destroy the horror, sacrificing it. Then you have drawn the favor of far more terrible gods.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Esifex on October 10, 2010, 03:46:52 AM
Always eager to usurp and overthrow, though fastidious in his endeavors to hide such urges, our hero Esifex senses an opening.

After some initial observation and studying of his opponents, and potential challengers, plans started to formulate in his mind. Gears within gears, plots within plots within plots, subtle manipulations that wouldn't be traced back to him for many moons to come... but how best to execute these plans? The ever-changing nature of the internet itself, and the community in general, meant it would be hard to efficiently play mindgames with the denizens within. Perhaps, he would need an ally...

...but where could such an ally be found? The Librarians were a noteworthy choice; they already had their own positions of power, and would not be threatened by the chaos. Perhaps one of them would be willing to aid Esifex?

Alternatively, the other artistic minds of the community may be a viable resource. While the Librarians would be perfect, the other writers would be ideal, as well. All were creative, all were clever, and many were good with subterfuge - a necessary evil for writing suspense-ridden stories. Unfortunately, Esifex couldn't be sure of their ability to keep a secret. They would make good comrades, but poor secret keepers.




Then Esifex realized he was trying to compete for an 'Idiot' tag, and shrugged.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 03:50:08 AM
So whut's yer game, pardners? Blackjack? Or we seddlin' this with a duel at sunset? No, seriously, how do you go about doing this?

Figuring this out is half the battle, y'know. :3

I was joking, you meanie ;-;


Kilgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have a pending challenge with JT
I can't lose IP now ;-;

Note that CPMC is currently in a state of Upheaval, meaning everyone's titles are up for grabs by anyone (and thusly, you can still challenge him in your puny titleless state).


Note, none of my defamatory comments towards hierarchy members apply towards Kinzo, as he seriously just earned it. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7324.0.html) Though feel free to try and trump that~
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on October 10, 2010, 03:50:44 AM
No, Esifex, I will not give you IP for writing Shikieiki bandage BDSM with Yumemi. I already have Roukan writing that.

Next?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ubiquitial on October 10, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
I'll engrave your name on the underside of gunkanako's skirt.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 03:52:03 AM
Would have to second Kinzo be spared la guillotine.

A note on horrors: some horrors have bigger fish to fry than the person who summoned them, and would likely scare away whoever dared open a door for it to our world and unleash hell upon all of humanity. The only way to prevent this is to summon the horror to an alternate world. Then, by performing an obscene rite of ceremonial magick, make an appeal to the Elder Beings of the alternate world to destroy the horror, sacrificing it. Then you have drawn the favor of far more terrible gods.

Sounds ever more appealing. I would also suggest adding "wearing nekomimi accessories" to the necessities list. Just for added cuteness.


Then Esifex realized he was trying to compete for an 'Idiot' tag, and shrugged.

Too late, you have been ensnared now. May I suggest your mirror as a viable ally? You should have little issue coming to an agreement...then again, if my own mirror is any indications, they do sometimes surprise you in their rebelliousness...

No, Esifex, I will not give you IP for writing Shikieiki bandage BDSM with Yumemi. I already have Roukan writing that.

Next?

=<  So much for an easy victory. *shot*

Addendum: Yeah, Kinzo should remain ranked. Too much lulziness there.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Esifex on October 10, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
No, Esifex, I will not give you IP for writing Shikieiki bandage BDSM with Yumemi. I already have Roukan writing that.

Next?

Ohohoho. This does give me an idea, though.

Templar Knight of Yamaxanadu: The Green Head of Justice
Coming soon(?) to a PSL near you!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ubiquitial on October 10, 2010, 03:55:06 AM
Would have to second Kinzo be spared la guillotine.

A note on horrors: some horrors have bigger fish to fry than the person who summoned them, and would likely scare away whoever dared open a door for it to our world and unleash hell upon all of humanity. The only way to prevent this is to summon the horror to an alternate world. Then, by performing an obscene rite of ceremonial magick, make an appeal to the Elder Beings of the alternate world to destroy the horror, sacrificing it. Then you have drawn the favor of far more terrible gods.

Ssalmani-ia ana pagri tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana pagri taxira duppira
Ssalmani-ia iti pagri tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani ini ishdi pagri tushni-illa duppra
Ssalmani-ia qimax pagri taqbira duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana qulqullati tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina igari tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina askuppati Tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina bi'sha duri tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana GISHBAR tapqida duppira!!!!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Esifex on October 10, 2010, 03:57:14 AM
Ssalmani-ia ana pagri tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana pagri taxira duppira
Ssalmani-ia iti pagri tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani ini ishdi pagri tushni-illa duppra
Ssalmani-ia qimax pagri taqbira duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana qulqullati tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina igari tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina askuppati Tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina bi'sha duri tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana GISHBAR tapqida duppira!!!!


Esifex checks for signs of Elder God activity.

Nope, looks like my Elder Sign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M) is still working.
Got it just in case Erebus ever snapped on us.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 10, 2010, 04:08:56 AM
Ssalmani-ia ana pagri tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana pagri taxira duppira
Ssalmani-ia iti pagri tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani ini ishdi pagri tushni-illa duppra
Ssalmani-ia qimax pagri taqbira duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana qulqullati tapqida duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina igari tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina askuppati Tushni-illa duppira
Ssalmani-ia ina bi'sha duri tapxa-a duppira
Ssalmani-ia ana GISHBAR tapqida duppira!!!!


yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Suikama on October 10, 2010, 04:11:29 AM
everyone's titles are up for grabs
wait what so we get to


oh

titles

:3
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on October 10, 2010, 04:22:37 AM
Man, I have no clue what to do. :ohdear:
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: theshirn on October 10, 2010, 04:31:49 AM
I'm noticing a trend, where everyone with a title who posts in this thread gets it revoked.

I cannot say I approve.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within
Post by: Fetch()tirade on October 10, 2010, 04:34:50 AM
Dammit Kilga, I haven't seen that show in forever.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Suikama on October 10, 2010, 04:35:46 AM
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
REEEESEAAAARCHHHHH
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Phlegeth on October 10, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
<Nobu> Oh god my ears eyes brain. The idiot hierarchy is a little more dignified for those I/Eye shenanigans, you poor, pitiable plebian. *sweepsweep*

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/Rats.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 10, 2010, 04:51:24 AM
Man, I have no clue what to do. :ohdear:

stuff

more stuff

REEEESEAAAARCHHHHH

MAGIC
MUST
DEFEAT
MAGIC
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Hello Purvis on October 10, 2010, 04:52:52 AM
About time we had some bloodbaths. =]
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Drake on October 10, 2010, 04:55:14 AM
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/Rats.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8056/95263464.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Suikama on October 10, 2010, 04:56:37 AM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8056/95263464.jpg)
Because I'm Nazrin!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: helvetica on October 10, 2010, 05:11:42 AM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8056/95263464.jpg)

ur sig is hawt
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Drake on October 10, 2010, 05:16:08 AM
yes it is
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Stuffman on October 10, 2010, 05:29:52 AM
MAGIC
MUST
DEFEAT
MAGIC


We're playing D&D 3.5E?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Prody on October 10, 2010, 05:55:39 AM
Give me a break, I just got IM!

If you want something from me, (http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10120538) the most I got are Nico videos! (http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12331189)

For something original, I need some time to think about what to do.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ryuu on October 10, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
No, Esifex, I will not give you IP for writing Shikieiki bandage BDSM with Yumemi. I already have Roukan writing that.

Next?

will you give me IP if I take a shikieiki fig and wrap her leg in bandages
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: theshirn on October 10, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Give me a break, I just got IM!
And I held mine for all of a month and a half?  Less?

Whatever.  I'd still rather take Janitor over IM. :ohdear:

Anyway, on topic (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7300.msg458047.html#msg458047).
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Spidere on October 10, 2010, 07:01:07 AM
Ax should keep his title due to bountiful loyalty to his masters. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7300.msg458137.html#msg458137)

Quote
<~Thundr> Ax, crossdress and sing the alphabet and first Death Note theme backwards at the same time.

Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on October 10, 2010, 07:02:58 AM
Gahahahaha, is this a revolution I see?

Knowing how this came about, I cannot help but smile.

Show us your worth, idiots~  >:D
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Furienify on October 10, 2010, 07:08:52 AM
JT needs to keep IP for the literary gold he posted a few weeks back. If you didn't spit your drink out at Jerome the Ninja Cable Dog your humours need checking.

Idk about the rest; 'Hey guise if you want to keep your title tell us how awesome you are.' is pretty meh.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Pesco on October 10, 2010, 07:31:13 AM
Kitten4u and Bardiche keep IP for nepotism
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 07:37:50 AM
And I held mine for all of a month and a half?  Less?

Indeed, so this has been way past due. :toot: I see no statues erected, I see no new threads that ascended to Lecture Series, nothing that indicates to me why the period of time you held your title was anything more than an infinitesimal singularity in the timeline of More Notable Things this forum has seen.

Idk about the rest; 'Hey guise if you want to keep your title tell us how awesome you are.' is pretty meh.

'Awesome'? You think this is some sort of popularity contest?

/me scoffs.

To hold a Hierarchy position requires merit! Blood, sweat, and tears! Individuals who would gladly give up such paltry things as 'popularity' for the amusement of those around them! And earning the right to boast the tabard of CPMC does not mean you can sit idly by and expect to be waited on by hand and foot. Is not a humble cleric expected to continue doing good deeds upon becoming a Bishop?


@Arashi: I dunno, you seem to be pretty good at arts and crafts if past challenges have been any indication. :3

Kitten4u and Bardiche keep IP for nepotism

No way, pal. No one is safe.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Moerin on October 10, 2010, 07:38:54 AM
If you don't want me to tell everyone about that then you'll keep me blue. >.> <.<

Ahem... But seriously, um... I'm supposed to prove myself?  Um...

...Welp, got nothing.  To be honest I don't feel I deserve any spiffy title really.  I'm just some crazy guy who occasionally spouts out random nonsense and is generally incredibly creepy to just about everyone.  Sure I want to help in some way or another, but the truth of the matter is I'm not very good at it.  Sure I want to entertain people, but I usually come off as some massive creep.  Sigh...

...So yeah, looking at it, there's no real reason for me to be part of the Idiot Heirarchy, seeing how I really don't contribute anything of value at all.  Hell, just being able to be here is enough for me, really.  I don't want to be a face in the crowd, but... I dunno, I just think there's probably people out there a lot more worthy of being part of the heirarchy than me.

...Ahem... Sorry that was so, uh, serious and all.  Um... Here, have Doom going on about ponies to make up for it~
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2z7fu3d.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 07:49:05 AM
If you don't want me to tell everyone about that then you'll keep me blue. >.> <.<

Uh...

Congrats Moerin, you've proven yourself! Yay on keeping IP! Everyone give Moerin a round of applause!





:ohdear:
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Esifex on October 10, 2010, 08:05:54 AM
Uh...

Congrats Moerin, you've proven yourself! Yay on keeping IP! Everyone give Moerin a round of applause!





:ohdear:

Blackmail? Very nice. I'm almost kind of jealous you were able to get stuff.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Iryan on October 10, 2010, 08:11:39 AM
I have been IP for a little less than 3 days before the last wipe.

Once an IP, always and IP.


But yeah, long live Lenin, kill the Zar, and all that palaver...
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Reddyne on October 10, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
Figuring this out is half the battle, y'know. :3
I dunno how much that could help for inspiring friendly or clever competition.  :V
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Tengukami on October 10, 2010, 02:06:51 PM
Executive summary: we couldn't think up an Idiot Hierarchy challenge, so, dance my pretties DANCE!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on October 10, 2010, 02:08:24 PM
More like: We had Idiot Hierarchy challenges and now we have IMs doing nothing. Dance my pretties DANCE!

End result is the same though :3
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Tengukami on October 10, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
More like: We had Idiot Hierarchy challenges and now we have IMs doing nothing. Dance my pretties DANCE!

Absolutely true. IMs and IPs abound, but where are the cooking contests, huh? WHERE ARE THEY?!
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Ubiquitial on October 10, 2010, 02:16:55 PM
There needs to be more of these contests. It's more fun for MotK as a whole.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Lloyd Dunamis on October 10, 2010, 03:02:38 PM
...Wh-where's the... Dating Challenge? >///////<... :ohdear:

/me applauses for Moerin

Also, what Ubiquitial said >w<



?D-did someone said dance?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Suikama on October 10, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
1. Take all names and put them in a hat
2. Pull out names at random
3. ???
4. HIERACHY GET
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Reddyne on October 10, 2010, 04:33:30 PM
...Wh-where's the... Dating Challenge? >///////<... :ohdear:
Not familiar with it yet, but should it be what I imagine it could be, I think I would enjoy it very much. If it's just RP stuff, my presence won't do anyone any good.
?D-did someone said dance?
It's just a jump to the left...
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 04:37:56 PM
Not familiar with it yet, but should it be what I imagine it could be, I think I would enjoy it very much. If it's just RP stuff, my presence won't do anyone any good.

Then here's some study material. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/board,23.0.html) I'll give you two guesses as to who won. BV
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: ?q on October 10, 2010, 04:43:44 PM
It's just a jump to the left...
...and then a step to the ri-i-iiiight ♪
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Prody on October 10, 2010, 04:50:12 PM
Then here's some study material. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/board,23.0.html) I'll give you two guesses as to who won. BV

Ayaya, I had so much energy when I was younger. Whatever happened to Kuma...?
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: JT on October 10, 2010, 05:16:07 PM
Is it enough to just contribute, or do IMs have to host competitions and stuff? If it's the latter, I might give up my position.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Helepolis on October 10, 2010, 05:19:50 PM
To hold a Hierarchy position requires merit! Blood, sweat, and tears! Individuals who would gladly give up such paltry things as 'popularity' for the amusement of those around them! And earning the right to boast the tabard of CPMC does not mean you can sit idly by and expect to be waited on by hand and foot. Is not a humble cleric expected to continue doing good deeds upon becoming a Bishop?


(http://i51.tinypic.com/2rxigyf.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on October 10, 2010, 05:21:43 PM
If everyones titles are on the line, wouldn't that, at least in theory, mean things like Admin or Mod as well :3

Maybe I should challenge a mod teehee~

Yeah, the dating thing, I wanted in that, but my chance never came round. Heck, I never even got paired, last I checked. Dating thingie could work, if only cause I wanted in that.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Helepolis on October 10, 2010, 05:29:23 PM
Maybe I should challenge a mod teehee~

Now you mention it. We should have regular users challenge Mods as well imo, If they win they can get a IP? Or a Mod challenges an IM/ID in order to take away their titles.

Hmmmmm
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 05:33:08 PM
What is this? More than five seconds have elapsed since the beginning of this thread and no virgins have been sacrificed to the Moriya Shrine, no blood has been spilled for the Scarlet Devil Throne, no souls have been claimed for the glory of Hakugyoukuro, no photos have been taken of foreign countries for Makai, no drinking contests have ended in alcohol poisoning in the name of the onis, no sleeping beauties have been violated for Yuuka, no images of Ruro and bandaged Yumemi suggestively sharing a strawberry have been posted, nobody has worshiped the true god of the Hakurei shrine, nobody has witness the epic battles between the Angel of Death and the Astral Knight, no earthquakes have been summoned, we're still waiting on that bandaged Eiki figurine, no flashlights have been shone on fairies to lead to their ultimate loss of motivation for the time being, no nuclear launches have been detected, I see no giant mecha on catfish action, and where the hell is my Byakuren bondage?

I am dissapoint, sons.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: An Odd Sea Slug on October 10, 2010, 05:35:06 PM
my Byakuren bondage?

I am dissapoint, sons.

Well I don't know about any of that other shit, but Lilish has you covered.

Also, thanks for the comedic story ideas.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Nobu on October 10, 2010, 05:37:36 PM
Is it enough to just contribute, or do IMs have to host competitions and stuff? If it's the latter, I might give up my position.

It's not really rocket science. Competitions are one way to give people amusement and  get people participating, but it's far from the only way. You're more safe than others due to producing a steady stream of random content (and making up for your absence with Jerome the Ninja Cable Dog :v)


Ultimately, the Idiot Hierarchy exists as an institution to make this place less boring. When people do sweet things, they get something to show for it as appreciation, in hopes that the slight encouragement will lead to more amusing things down the line.

However, sometimes that doesn't always pan out. Maybe the person in question was a one-hit wonder, or they are hitting a block of some kind. Taking away your title doesn't mean we don't like you, we just don't want the Idiot Hierarchy reduced to a badge of popularity or some kind of tenure-track position.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on October 10, 2010, 05:38:52 PM
Now you mention it. We should have regular users challenge Mods as well imo, If they win they can get a IP? Or a Mod challenges an IM/ID in order to take away their titles.

Hmmmmm
*Sakana brandishes tuna

Fine with me, I can use some fun >:D

(Yes, Acolytes are not mods, but hey :V )
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on October 10, 2010, 05:42:42 PM
I'm really wishing I'd bothered to type that filk idea I had into my phone when I came up with it away from notebooks or laptop right about now. :ohdear: Now all I remember is what song it was to, not any of the actual lyrics I had. :V
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Sana on October 10, 2010, 06:02:34 PM
It's not really rocket science.
What if bofh somehow attained IP, and challenged an IM to a physics battle? :O
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Esifex on October 10, 2010, 06:03:28 PM
What if bofh somehow attained IP, and challenged an IM to a physics battle? :O

Bofh vs. Fightest

Battle of the Century
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Pesco on October 10, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Bofh vs. Fightest

Fightest fight of the Century
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on October 10, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

I have details to pick out, and maybe preparations to do, but expect something... hopefully amusing?... from me by the end of the week? ;)
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: ES-Anthy on October 10, 2010, 06:29:18 PM
I've done my studies and have lost part of a finger in the process of making something but then my results are yet to be finished, but I'll show something off, too bad I got nothing to save. I've only had IM for 2 days way way back due to shenanigans on livestream :D


Then here's some study material. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/board,23.0.html) I'll give you two guesses as to who won. BV

Oh god that that thing, DO NOT BELIEVE MY WORDS I HAVE CHANGED. CHANGED MUCH I HAAAAAVE.

/me spazzes out as he tries to hide the past
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Reddyne on October 10, 2010, 06:42:00 PM
Then here's some study material. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/board,23.0.html) I'll give you two guesses as to who won. BV
(in monotone) All I can say for sure is maybe.

I think a good large chunk of my interest in this is that the only thing to do where I live is play video games and LEAVE. Even work is a breeze and it'll be at least two months before I can move on to something I'm not 2-4 years overqualified for. I'm prodding to see if anyone gives me something other to do than push the number of hours I play Oblivion up another 20 hours every week.

I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

I have details to pick out, and maybe preparations to do, but expect something... hopefully amusing?... from me by the end of the week? ;)
Yew stahtin' mate?! Callin' me a wankuh? I'll duff ya' up. Just let me put on my trousers first.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Drake on October 10, 2010, 06:54:14 PM
Why has nobody done anything yet.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: Iryan on October 10, 2010, 06:56:22 PM
Why has nobody done anything yet.
I can't do anything.
Title: Re: ATTENTION IDIOT HIERARCHY. If you'd like to keep your titles, inquire within~
Post by: JT on October 10, 2010, 06:58:53 PM
Why has nobody done anything yet.

I have something in mind. It'll probably be a couple of days before I can whip it up though.
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Post by: triangles on October 10, 2010, 07:00:18 PM
Why has nobody done anything yet.

Because I, like yourself, have transcended the Idiocy.

also I don't have time for anything creative or shenaniganny until winter break  :V
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Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on October 10, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
I have something in mind. It'll probably be a couple of days before I can whip it up though.

Exactly this for me. Especially since I'll be pretty busy Tuesday/Wednesday. I can't just pull brilliance out of my ass, as much as I'd like to be able to. :V
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Post by: Phlegeth on October 10, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
Why has nobody done anything yet.

I did do something, it didn't turn out so well.
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Post by: Drake on October 10, 2010, 08:01:20 PM
Come on people. This took me like ten minutes. You can do better.

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Post by: Alfred F. Jones on October 10, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
No images of Ruro and bandaged Yumemi suggestively sharing a strawberry have been posted, we're still waiting on that bandaged Eiki figurine, and where the hell is my Byakuren bondage?
What Stein said. I am heartbroken at your collective indifference. Absolutely heartbroken. ;__;
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Post by: Von Stein on October 10, 2010, 08:04:53 PM
Come on people. This took me like ten minutes. You can do better.

*Funky image*

Nope, nope I can't.
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Post by: Prody on October 11, 2010, 05:20:11 AM
That reminds me. Prody's Pixiv is now in my signature. Are the links in my signature sufficient for presentation?

Especially Prody's Map. That's a must play for Wc3 fans!
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Post by: Pesco on October 11, 2010, 05:23:51 AM
What's the map about?
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Post by: Ayuka on October 11, 2010, 06:17:28 AM
On a somewhat related note, is there a gallery of Ijiyatsu character designs or is what little I can scavenge from the forums the best I'm gonna get?
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Post by: axman36 on October 11, 2010, 06:46:31 AM
This (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,2455.0.html) should contain a good amount of the art for the Iji characters.
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Post by: Ayuka on October 11, 2010, 06:58:19 AM
This (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,2455.0.html) should contain a good amount of the art for the Iji characters.
Thanks much.
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Post by: Prody on October 11, 2010, 07:12:09 AM
What's the map about?
It's a map of fun and joy! Basically you try to make it to the end with a group of people.
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on October 11, 2010, 08:35:51 AM
I had the best blog thread back in the days... or so I like to think I did.

/unfunny Asian look
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Post by: Nobu on October 11, 2010, 06:48:33 PM
See? Axman knows how to render proper service (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7337.0.html) to the Pantheon! (And there's just something about his o_o face that's just hypnotic, I swear)

Of course, don't think y'all can just whore out your bodies for two tricks and a title, taking whatever requests come your way! A good Idiot has some amount of pride after all (and they also know when to push that pride aside for a couple of laughs).


I'm not going to be pushing everyone off the gangplank just yet, but consider it as Security Level Orange. I wouldn't want to be caught unawares with two left feet, after all.
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Post by: Drake on October 11, 2010, 07:20:39 PM
Dude you missed Pirate day by like a month.
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Post by: Esifex on October 11, 2010, 08:30:38 PM
Dude you missed Pirate day by like a month.

Because you brought that up, I was forced to re-read Nobu's post all Piratey.

Nobu's a pirate, this is canon
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Post by: Moerin on October 11, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
I wouldn't want to be caught unawares with two left feet, after all.
What have you got against Minoriko? >.<
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Post by: Myukuu on October 11, 2010, 09:48:27 PM
Well I should be an idiot maiden because, uh,  I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
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Post by: Solais on October 11, 2010, 09:49:26 PM
Because you brought that up, I was forced to re-read Nobu's post all Piratey.

Nobu's a pirate, this is canon

Does he sings?

He better sing!
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on October 11, 2010, 09:50:32 PM
Does he sings?

He better sing!
~ A pirate he was meant to be~
~Set the sails and roam the sea~
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Post by: Suikama on October 11, 2010, 09:59:00 PM
Does he sings?

He better sing!
He sure does BV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE&feature=related)
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Post by: Pesco on October 11, 2010, 10:11:13 PM
Well I should be an idiot maiden because, uh,  I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

You mentioned South Africa. You lose.
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Post by: Myukuu on October 11, 2010, 10:15:44 PM
Myukuu never loses! WAHHHHH!
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Post by: Tengukami on October 11, 2010, 10:16:03 PM
You mentioned South Africa. You lose.

Try Googling everything after "Idiot maiden".
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on October 12, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
I agree with Tesco

it should have been Sudan.
or those sensitive areas always talked about in TIME.
you also did not mention sagging breasts and a random tribe mom feeding her nine children.
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Post by: Fetch()tirade on October 12, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
Uhh I do believe she was referencing this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Upton#Infamous_response).

~ A pirate he was meant to be~
~Set the sails and roam the sea~


But he's never been to Boston in the fall.
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Post by: Iryan on October 12, 2010, 07:39:53 AM
"If you're from the train station in Munich ... ten minutes, without that you have to check in at the airport, then start basically at the airport ... on ... at the main station in Munich to start your flight. Ten minutes . just look at the major airports, if you're in Heathrow in London or elsewhere to my very ... uh, Charles de Gaulle in France and in Rome ... in .... If you times the distance look, if you look at Frankfurt, then you will notice that ten minutes you loose at any time in Frankfurt need to find their gate, if you from the airport of ... ... from the main station start -. you get on the train station , go to the Transrapid in ten minutes at the airport ... the airport Franz Josef Strauss. Then start here almost at the central station in Munich. This of course means that the central station basically closer to Bavaria ... Bavarian cities grow, because this is clear because converging on the main train station many lines from Bavaria. "

Despite Google Translator only slightly less coherent than the German original.
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on October 12, 2010, 07:43:57 AM
GOD. DAMNIT. IRYAN.  :V