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Title: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: game2011 on July 02, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
I'm aware of the topic "Things Touhou characters would never say", but this is about things that you cannot imagine them doing.  For example...

Sakuya: Placing a tack on Remilia's chair.

Flandre: Patching up things that she destroyed.

Cirno: Warming herself in front of fire.

Yuka: Crying like a little baby when someone offends her.

Have fun!
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on July 02, 2010, 09:13:10 PM
Oh, I can do this one.

Reimu: Giving all her donations money away like she even has any!
Byakuren: Being mean and all that crap to Youkai but treating humans nicely

Oh god I ran out of ideas quickly
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: OkashiiKisei on July 02, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
Remilia/Flandre/Kurumi/Rumia/Letty: Sunbathing.
Yuuka: Use a lawnmower.
Youmu: Using guns.
Nazrin/Suwako: Dissect lab rats/frogs.
Mokou: Smoke (she's a health nut).
Patchouli: Doing any kind of physical activity.

Quote from: game2010 on July 02, 2010, 04:37:40 PM

Yuka: Crying like a little baby when someone offends her.

Oh sweet Shinki, the mental image is adorabubble~
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Bias Bus on July 02, 2010, 10:30:09 PM
Quote from: OkashiiKisei on July 02, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
Mokou: Smoke (she's a health nut).
Real funny how you say this, and yet Mokou's actually protrayed as something of a smoker...or rather is associated with smoking for obvious fire related reasons.

Also, crying Yuuka? I can dig it.

Keine: Actually being an interesting teacher (children find her boring).
Kaguya: Do anything besides being a lazyass.
Yukari: Not be a troll.
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Blackraptor on July 03, 2010, 02:27:09 AM
Wait...no...okay!

Kirisame Marisa...as a shrine maiden!
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: game2011 on July 03, 2010, 09:15:05 AM
Quote from: Canoness Acidus on July 03, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
I'm just putting this here~ (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/388499)
Yeah, I'm aware of that 4-koma, though I can't really say that I was thinking about it when I made this topic.

Anyway...

Keine: Tear educational books into pieces.
Reisen: Sneak up on Eirin while she is sleeping to try to hammer her over the head for all the times that she used her as a lab rat for her potions.
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Shizzo on July 04, 2010, 07:22:07 AM
Kogasa: Entering through the frond door, politely saying hello.
Letty: Go to a sauna.
Orin: Go to a funeral and do nothing with the deceased.
Kanako: Go on a plane
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Ubiquitial on July 04, 2010, 02:18:25 PM
Quote from: Linnah on July 04, 2010, 07:22:07 AM
Kogasa: Entering through the frond door, politely saying hello.
Letty: Go to a sauna.
Orin: Go to a funeral and do nothing with the deceased.
Kanako: Go on a plane

I'm sick of these Motherfucking Gods on this Motherfucking Mountain!
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: あさらぎシジェ on July 04, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
Quote from: Ubiquitial on July 04, 2010, 02:18:25 PM
I'm sick of these Motherfucking Gods on this Motherfucking Mountain!
^ Should have been Reimu's line after defeating Kanako in MoF.

Any Touhou character: Collecting stamps.
inb4ZUNmakesastampcollectingcharacter.
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: orinrin on July 05, 2010, 01:55:50 AM
Going out with a non-female.
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Blackraptor on July 05, 2010, 05:59:10 AM
Quote from: unlableable on July 04, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
^ Should have been Reimu's line after defeating Kanako in MoF.

You are now imagining zombie Reimu voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Doll.S CUBE on July 05, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
Reimu: Actually training hard

Marisa: Asking for Patchouli's books nicely, not stealing at all actually

 
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Blitzer on July 06, 2010, 06:31:44 PM
Sakuya: Open a window in space. (On second thought, she would do that.)
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on July 07, 2010, 05:45:12 AM
Bring logic to Gensokyo
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Phlegeth on July 07, 2010, 06:08:26 AM
Cirno - Play nicely with Suwacko

Ran - Treat Chen how Yukari treats her

Yamaxanadu - Hand out "Get out of Jail Free" cards

Tewi - Kick Eirin and Co. out of Eientewi
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Teewee on July 07, 2010, 07:25:36 AM
Remilia- drink salt water as an alternative to blood
Nazrin- shoot lightning out of her cheeks
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: あさらぎシジェ on July 07, 2010, 08:20:37 PM
Quote from: Blackraptor on July 05, 2010, 05:59:10 AM
You are now imagining zombie Reimu voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
Well, she said something similar pre-Yuyuko fight in PCB!
It's possible!
Title: Re: Things Touhou characters would never do
Post by: Blitzer on July 07, 2010, 09:19:05 PM
Utsuho: Wake up feeling that the world is somehow wrong.

Reimu: Burn everything.

Marisa: Tone down the flashiness of her magic.

Chen: Treat Yukari how Yukari treats Ran.