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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Esifex on May 15, 2010, 04:56:15 AM

Title: The bullets are now SINATRA and also PRONUNCIATION THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 15, 2010, 04:56:15 AM
So, I've gone and revealed that I can do a pretty good Lord Tenma impersonation (according to my buddies in Ventrilo and some of my co-workers).

I lack the funny talent necessary to come up with a suitable Touhou Parody of the 'Ladies, look at your man' routine. If someone else can script it up for me, and possibly provide me with a good recording program (besides basic Windows bundled crap) that's intuitive to use - and most importantly, free - I'll take a whack at it and post it here for all to strike down enjoy.

I just need something to do to occupy my time that doesn't involve motor oil, massage therapy, or Florida. Please help me entertain myself by entertaining you.

The challenge has been issued :derp: but it's not really a challenge and more of a HAY GAIZ THISD BE FUN
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 15, 2010, 04:58:01 AM
To up the stakes: I will give IP to whoever does the best, and to you if you do a good job of voicing it. I need to use this IM power for something.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Polaris on May 15, 2010, 05:01:53 AM
recyclans

<Sana> theshim just sent me the best PM ever
<Sana> Hello, forumgoers.  Look at your board's deity.  Now back to me.  Now back to the deity.
<Sana> Sadly, she isn't me.  But with the magic of SANA SPICE she could smell like me.
<Sana> Look down.  Now back up.  Where are you?  You're in CPMMMC with the deity your deity could smell like.
<Sana> What's in your hand?  Back at me.  It's a Hat with a fighting and a rhythm game in it!  Look again.  The Hat is now DIAMONDS.  With the magic of SANA SPICE, anything is possible!  I'm now lost.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 15, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
To be fair I had IP for helping with the Library pre-April 1st, but never actually asked for it back.

Also, that Sana Spice could work if I weren't doing Lord Tenma, but instead maybe Lady Tenma :v
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 15, 2010, 05:16:04 AM
To be fair I had IP for helping with the Library pre-April 1st, but never actually asked for it back.
Uhhh I don't pay much attention to PSL, but isn't that what the Librarian group is for?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Polaris on May 15, 2010, 05:16:59 AM
Uhhh I don't pay much attention to PSL, but isn't that what the Librarian group is for?

Well way back then Ruro was only allowed to have three Librarians so the others got Idiot Princess :B
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 15, 2010, 05:30:39 AM
SANA SPICE
Seconded.

Do it, Esifex.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 15, 2010, 05:36:29 AM
Hello, ladies.

Look at your cameras. Now back to me. Now back at your cameras. Now back to me!

Sadly, they cannot capture my beauty. But if you switched from shooting bullets to ladies, you might capture it anyway.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're at the Hakurei Shrine, behind the hot springs!

What's in your hand? Back at me. I am. It's a yin-yang orb with two backrub tickets in it.

Look again! The tickets are now rolls of film!

Anything is possible when your work pleases me, ladies.

I'm on a turtle.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Kuma on May 15, 2010, 06:05:46 AM
Look at this touhou, look away, look back, the touhou is now a ruro, look at yourself, you are Shikieiki, look at your legs, your legs are now ruros
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 15, 2010, 08:12:18 AM
Look at this touhou, look away, look back, the touhou is now a ruro, look at yourself, you are Shikieiki, look at your legs, your legs are now ruros

Hot damn.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 15, 2010, 01:05:10 PM
So far it seems like the Sana Spice one is gonna win out - the rest of 'em don't capture the entire commercial :v

Also, need a decent recording program. I have a decent-quality microphone already, but the only sound-capturing program I have at the moment is Ventrilo, and Ventrilo doesn't record/save things.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: triangles on May 15, 2010, 01:12:33 PM
Wavepad is my favorite, it has the most options for background noise removal.  Audacity's function always makes me sound like I'm underwater.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 15, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Appreciate it, I'll look into getting it when I get back from work today.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: lumber_of_the_beast on May 15, 2010, 04:58:24 PM
Hello, ladies. Look at your miko. Now back to me. Now back at your miko. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if she stopped using men's deodorant and switched to Old Shrine, she could smell like she's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in the sky, with the miko your miko could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a fairy with two fragments of that bomb you love. Look again. The fragments are now point talismans. Anything is possible when your miko smells like Old Shrine and not a man. I'm on a turtle. *whistled jingle*
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: HakureiSM on May 15, 2010, 07:43:21 PM
I'm on a turtle.

Every idea must end with this.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: theshirn on May 16, 2010, 01:48:23 AM
The Sana Spice one was only so much fun to come up with because I hit everything that had gone down in that thread.  Aw, man, I was on a roll then.

Anyway, give me an hour or two.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 16, 2010, 03:42:11 AM
Hello, ladies. Look at your miko. Now back to me. Now back at your miko. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if she stopped using men's deodorant and switched to Old Shrine, she could smell like she's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in the sky, with the miko your miko could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a fairy with two fragments of that bomb you love. Look again. The fragments are now point talismans. Anything is possible when your miko smells like Old Shrine and not a man. I'm on a turtle. *whistled jingle*
This one is most likely to get recorded.

If everyone thinks I do a good enough job I'll do the rest of them for lulz, of course.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Nat Tea on May 16, 2010, 05:58:02 PM
I don't know if I should slap you for this, Atlus. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4M1qsdCT4)

<Suikama> a month late there sir :smug:
EDIT: Ehhhhhhhh. Okay then.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 16, 2010, 06:23:14 PM
First time I've seen it. And I was pleased.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: theshirn on May 16, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Huh.  I posted that a while ago.  Anyway.

Hello, players.  Look at your miko.  Now back to me.  Now back to your miko.  Now back to me.

Sadly, she isn't me.  But if she stopped beating up youkai and switched to the Moriya Shrine, she could perform miracles like me.

Look down.  Now back up.  Where are you?  You're at the top of the Youkai Mountain with the miko your miko could do miracles like.

What's in your hand?  Back at me.  I have it!  It's a gohei with two extra lives on it.  Look again.  The gohei is now DONATIONS.  Anything is possible when your miko worships at the Moriya shrine and not Hakurei.  I'm on Hisou Tensoku! *whistle*

Hmm.  I've had better ones, but this is pretty good, I think.  Also, Moerin came up with the Hisou Tensoku line.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 17, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
I'm on Hisou Tensoku!

This made my day.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 17, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
I like lumber_of_the_beast's the best so far
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 17, 2010, 05:05:01 PM
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/shoutenma.jpg)

Look at your miko, now back to me, now back to your miko, now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me, but if she stopped using Shinto-scented bodywash and switched to Old Spiceravana, she could at least smell like she's me.

Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're on a flying boat, with the girl your girl could smell like.

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it! It's a pagoda, containing two lasers with that curve you hate.

Look again. The lasers are now JUSTICE!

Anything is possible when your worshipper smells like Old Spiceravana and not a miko.

I'm on a mouse.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Spidere on May 17, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
*begins to clap*

Well said, good sir.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Infy♫ on May 17, 2010, 07:23:24 PM
that 1 was p dang gud bro
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: theshirn on May 17, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
Old Spiceravana
/thread
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 17, 2010, 09:45:18 PM
Goddamnit Rou. That was awesome  :D
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 17, 2010, 11:34:47 PM
I'm on a mouse.
...
My god.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 02:15:57 AM
These are all pretty damn godly, BUT...

I'm not a girl. I literally sound like the guy on the Old Spice commercials! I can't be doing 'smells like the chick your chick could be if she smelled like a chick'.

Oh also I got Wavepad but it's giving me a little trouble.

THE CHALLENGE MUST CONTINUE but damn there are a bunch of good ones already!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 18, 2010, 02:47:50 AM
So, do we have any deep-throated ladies willing to do the feminine ones?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on May 18, 2010, 03:30:22 AM
Hello guys,

Look at the mirror, now back to me, now back to the mirror, now back to me. Sadly, you are not me. But if you would stop drinking water and have a jug of beer after every meal you could be me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a con with buying from the man you could be.

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a jewel case containing two CDs of that game you love.

Look again. The CDs are now beer!

Anything is possible when you're the creator of Gensokyo and not a sober guy.

I'm on a UFO.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 03:54:39 AM
So, do we have any deep-throated ladies willing to do the feminine ones?

Not sure about ladies buuuuuuuuuut

This is Donut's version of it :3

Might be a bit choppy due to my lolconnection but you'll still be able to distinguish his incredibly masculine voice :D
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2010, 03:57:41 AM
There is no written word to describe this. So please accept this:

X(
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Polaris on May 18, 2010, 03:59:28 AM
There is no written word to describe this. So please accept this:

XD
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 04:04:47 AM
Okay now here's my version

My voice is just ugh :ohdear:

Make Arashi do this, her voice is much nicer than mine :(
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 18, 2010, 04:20:25 AM
Damnit, Ruro.

Buenos dias, se?oritas.

Mira a tu miko, ahora mirame, de vuelta a tu miko, de vuelta a m?. Tristemente, ella no es como yo, pero si ella dejara de usar jab?n con olor a Shinto, y se cambiara a Old Spiceravana, al menos podr?a oler como si fuera yo.

Mira alla arriba. Mira hacia abajo. Donde est?s? Est?s en un barco volador, con la chica que huele como tu mujer podr?a.

Que hay en tu mano? Mirame. Yo lo tengo! Es una pagoda, conteniendo dos lasers con esa curva que odias.

Mira de nuevo. Los lasers ahora son JUSTICIA!

Todo es posible cuando tus seguidores huelen a Old Spiceravana y no como una miko.

Estoy en un rat?n.

[ruro]Edited for my own ease in reciting :3[/ruro]
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 18, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Donut your voice is not bad at all :< But the quality of the sound file is pretty choppy. That's probably your mic's fault.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 18, 2010, 04:45:37 AM
Brilliance at the tipping point.

damn you lot, for making me laugh quite hard.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Suikama on May 18, 2010, 04:48:31 AM
I clicked Ruro's reading first thinking it was Donut's and my first thought was "Donut's a trap!?" :getdown:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Polaris on May 18, 2010, 05:06:36 AM
I clicked Ruro's reading first thinking it was Donut's and my first thought was "Donut's a trap!?" :getdown:

Well, Donut's reading would probably give a similar reaction anyway :S

(sorry donut)
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 18, 2010, 05:12:30 AM
Make Arashi do this, her voice is much nicer than mine :(

Yeah OK. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 05:20:15 AM
Hot damn.

I would so buy Old Spiceravana if Arashi sold it with that voice~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 05:21:00 AM
Hot damn.

I would so buy Old Spiceravana if Arashi sold it with that voice~
That. And I'm not even a lady  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 18, 2010, 05:24:49 AM
That. And I'm not even a lady  :V
It's because it makes you MANLY and GIRLY depending on your stance!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2010, 05:29:00 AM
Arashi, you need to record yourself doing Head-On. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 18, 2010, 05:29:25 AM
Arashi, you need to record yourself doing Head-On. :V

No I don't. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 18, 2010, 05:31:11 AM
Awwww hell naw.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Matsuri on May 18, 2010, 05:31:48 AM
/me suddenly wants Old Spiceravana
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 05:33:56 AM
WTF How are you people recording this? I can't do it! And I was originally supposed to be the only one doing it! >.<
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 05:35:30 AM
Arashi, you had me at "hello, ladies". :blush:

Okay, this took forever to rehearse with Donut on Skype.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Spanish-speaking persuasion: Old Spiceravana, en Espa?ol!

Oh, and @Esifex: Audacity bro :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 18, 2010, 05:46:34 AM
Hot damn.

I would so buy Old Spiceravana if Arashi sold it with that voice~

yes.

Hello ladies indeed. That is where it sounds great, and goes on better and betterer.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 05:59:40 AM
Old Spiceravana, now also available in German  :D

Edit: Added a bonus for Ruro  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 18, 2010, 06:06:18 AM
[nsfw]http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/34972339[/nsfw]
someone has bought the meme to 4chan
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 06:53:57 AM
With how out-of-left-field that commercial is, are you sure it didn't come from 4chan?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 06:55:42 AM
Edit: Added a bonus for Ruro  :V

Sakana

When you come to Colorado

There will be a cabin in the mountains waiting for the two of us all night long

:yumemi:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 07:07:34 AM
.....


Oh god I sound totally different on Audacity than I do on Ventrilo this is going to be awesome


I will officially record the top set of quotes tomorrow when I'm off and .... all alone in the apartment :derp:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 07:18:03 AM
Oh, are we all recording it now?  Hrm...

/me considers doing it in Hebrew
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 18, 2010, 10:38:44 AM
These are all pretty damn godly, BUT...

I'm not a girl. I literally sound like the guy on the Old Spice commercials! I can't be doing 'smells like the chick your chick could be if she smelled like a chick'.
Man Service Bullet Blocker Body Wash is SO POWERFUL it can auto-graze for 16 hours!

It's so powerful it can turn off the sun!

But then it gets too cold, so we ask Okuu to make another sun!

DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRRRRRR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvWLdyG4Uw&feature=related)

(tl;dr I'll come up with something MANLIER when I get home today. :V)
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 11:06:28 AM
Okay, this took forever to rehearse with Donut on Skype.
Goddamnit you guys need to do this kind of stuff before I go to sleep >:<

Arashi: Hoooooooly crap, I am so sold. @_@

Anywho, I gave a few of them a go. I think the Old Spiceravana one came out better, but I dunno. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Rabbit on May 18, 2010, 12:00:57 PM
Damn you, peer pressure!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 12:01:58 PM
Whoa (o_0)
Damn, you have an awesome voice, Sapz.

EDIT: Yay, finally someone else who did the whistle. Gj, Rabbit.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 12:18:36 PM
Whoa (o_0)
Damn, you have an awesome voice, Sapz.
Thanks. :P

Ruro: I dunno if it's just me but I like the Spanish one better than the English one despite not being able to understand it. :V

Also, re-uploaded as .mp3 because a few people were having trouble listening.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Rabbit on May 18, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
@Acidus: Needs more volume but oh baby oh baby

EDIT: Yay, finally someone else who did the whistle. Gj, Rabbit.

The tricky part was doing it in such a way that I could keep up the rapid fire delivery and not hurt peoples' ears.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Helepolis on May 18, 2010, 12:23:00 PM
Arashi can voice Remilia imo and Sapz some bad ass guy in some action movie.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Solais on May 18, 2010, 12:25:10 PM
It's nice to hear Sapz's Hellish Deep Voice again.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: triangles on May 18, 2010, 12:27:32 PM
There are all fabulous~~!

I need to get in on this silly recording action but I sound not sultry or alluring I sound like a 14 year old girl this is bad  :ohdear:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Rabbit on May 18, 2010, 12:33:15 PM
You many want to turn down your volume a bit for this one.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: LHCling on May 18, 2010, 12:38:03 PM
I need a microphone  :<

Also, pastry sounds nothing like I would imagine him to. Don't know why though.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 02:42:25 PM
Finally figured it out. God, now I feel like I'm late to my own party.

Added 'Did you know?' routine.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Suikama on May 18, 2010, 03:00:56 PM
Finally figured it out. God, now I feel like I'm late to my own party.

Added 'Did you know?' routine.
Holy fuck you DO sound like him :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 03:08:05 PM
Holy fuck you DO sound like him
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 03:45:37 PM
Oh good, I was afraid the files would be too quiet to be heard :D

I'm willing to do many more if necessary.

Please remember that I am male, however, and it'll sound just goofy if I have to take on the role of a miko once more. Old Shrine was justified in that it had the best adherence to the actual ad.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 03:54:28 PM
Please remember that I am male, however, and it'll sound just goofy if I have to take on the role of a miko once more.
That didn't stop Donut, Rabbit, Sapz and me, you know. You started this, so record everything   :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 04:02:26 PM
Could anyone hand me a shovel, I need to dig myself a bigger hole.

*Sakana hands Esifex a shovel and even helps digging~

Gimme a few minutes, I'll go through and record 'em all.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2010, 04:02:52 PM
I need a microphone  :<

Also, pastry sounds nothing like I would imagine him to. Don't know why though.

Considering I was doing my best "girly" voice I should hope not. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 18, 2010, 04:06:21 PM
Man, I've been productive lately.



Old Spiceravana bomb blocker bodywash is so powerful that it can block bombs for sixteen hours!
Its blocking power is almost as powerful as me!
Yeah, it is.
Who said that?
Is that my left gohei?
No. It was my...
Hiiiiiiiiitbox
*Whistling, then wreckage*
AAAAAAA
BOMB BLOCKER BODYWASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS SPELLCARD END
BLOCK
MIKO KICK
FANTASY SEAAAAAAAAAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI)
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Iryan on May 18, 2010, 04:06:53 PM
All you guys are awesome.

That is all.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 04:14:51 PM
Man, I've been productive lately.



Old Spiceravana bomb blocker bodywash is so powerful that it can block bombs for sixteen hours!
Its blocking power is almost as powerful as me!
Yeah, it is.
Who said that?
Is that my left gohei?
No. It was my...
Hiiiiiiiiitbox
*Whistling, then wreckage*
AAAAAAA
BOMB BLOCKER BODYWASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS SPELLCARD END
BLOCK
MIKO KICK
FANTASY SEAAAAAAAAAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI)
Welp, this is embarassing.

EDIT: Oh dammit I forgot the second jingle :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: triangles on May 18, 2010, 05:27:18 PM
I want to play it's called Mario Twins

Also include me messing up for you entertainment.  Truly, I don't even come close to sounding my age  :ohdear:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 05:38:43 PM
I want to play it's called Mario Twins

Also include me messing up for you entertainment.  Truly, I don't even come close to sounding my age  :ohdear:
I can't speak that fast either. I just ended up slowing down. :3

Aaand well yeah you don't sound your age but it still sounds good so. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Suikama on May 18, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
Also I dont think he even speaks that fast in the actual commercial
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Helepolis on May 18, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Oldspiceravana in Dutch and Turkish.

sfx_ZUN.wav etc (ry
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 05:48:09 PM
YES! This thread has become so awesome in just one day~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: triangles on May 18, 2010, 05:57:29 PM
Also I dont think he even speaks that fast in the actual commercial

Well maybe he SHOULD.
Yeah I went there  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: dustyjo on May 18, 2010, 06:22:39 PM
BLOCK

FALCON KICK

HADOUUUKEN
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Matsuri on May 18, 2010, 06:31:52 PM
I want to play it's called Mario Twins

Also include me messing up for you entertainment.  Truly, I don't even come close to sounding my age  :ohdear:

triangles, do Mario Twins and I will give you SM. Seriously. @_@

Also this thread has to be one of the best I have ever seen. Loving this.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 07:31:42 PM
Rabbit's voice is nice. Anathe, you're adorable. Triangles, so cuuuuute (especially with that outtake!) Esifex, woooooow, you really do sound like him o_o

Helepolis, your pronunciation in Turkish is fun to listen to :3 I love how "Old Spiceravana" jumps out of the words.

Sapz.

... Sapz.

I want to hear Sapz whisper "justice" in my ear someday :blush: God DAMN, I swooned right then and there. :x
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 07:42:07 PM
Using the list from the Pronunciations thread in that other subforum that Esifexes don't frequent, I have compiled a Stupid Sexy Baritone voice-recording of the various names in Touhou, as organized by the Stupid Sexy Charismatic Helepolis.

Look down. Back up! The list is now RECREATED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE!

Quote from: Helepolis
Hakurei Reimu, Kirisame Marisa, Satsuki Rin, Cirno, Flandre Scarlet, Remilia Scarlet, Alice Margatroid, Saigyouji Yuyuko, Yakumo Yukari, Kamishirasawa Keine, Inaba Tewi, Kochiya Sanae, Moriya Suwako, Kaenbyou Rin, Komeiji Satori, Minamitsu Murasa, Hijiri Byakuren, Amakasu Barley Tenji.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 07:44:48 PM
I want to hear Sapz whisper "justice" in my ear someday :blush: God DAMN, I swooned right then and there. :x
Well, if you're ever in England, we could arrange that. :3 Anywho, I'm not quite done yet~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 07:48:47 PM
AIGRkj3q4932hfwe;f

A-and nothing else

My god

:yumemi:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
It occurs to me now that I have no idea how to attach something...
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 07:50:07 PM
*Sakana highfives Sapz
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Helepolis on May 18, 2010, 07:50:47 PM
Arashi and Sapz should have a bad ass dialogue challenging each other. Something like:

Sapz: "I come to put an end to your evil plan, Arashi."
Arashi: "<evil laugh>  you think you can stop me?"

Or w/e clich? dialogue.

It occurs to me now that I have no idea how to attach something...
Drop down additional options, button appears.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: nintendonut888 on May 18, 2010, 07:52:11 PM
Well, sounds like I have something to look forward to once I get home. :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 07:52:40 PM
derp

anyway, clearly I have nothing better to do than add to the heap
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Iryan on May 18, 2010, 07:54:35 PM
All of you guys are still awesome.

I love how Dutch always sounds like a blend of German and English, same language group and all that.


I wonder, could anybody do a Finnish version? Best language there is when it comes to the sound alone.  :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2010, 08:01:01 PM
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> Ooh, theshim's voice is surprisingly delicious too :3
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> I'm not just saying it because he emphasizes JUSTICE
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> >_>
[13:59] <Dragoshi> :V
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> <_<
[13:59] <Dragoshi> you are a horrible liar
[13:59] <Dragoshi> >_>
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> :x

Also, the whistle~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
/me high fives Sakana back

Alllllrighty then, something for Hele and a request from Moerin. Your turn, Arashishi. :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 08:03:50 PM
Since a few people are apparently unfamiliar with The Raven, and I've been told (and promptly had an ego inflation) that I have a good voice for reciting depressing things (cue ego deflation), I did Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven.

It's 6 minutes long, be warned, but enjoy!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 18, 2010, 08:13:29 PM
Your turn, Arashishi. :3

I'll try to get around to it later, when I'm somewhere in the house I won't be bothering people and am less vaguely sleepy. <3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 08:15:21 PM
[13:59] <Sakura-Rurouni> I'm not just saying it because he emphasizes JUSTICE
A lot of people's could be improved if you stick to the timing and emphases from the commercial itself.  It's surprisingly well-crafted.  Or not so surprising; Old Spice seems to put a lot of thought into making their commecrials as wacky as possible.

what IRC channel is that I will hunt you all down
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Moerin on May 18, 2010, 08:19:12 PM
Sapz I want to marry your voice.  That is all. >.>
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Helepolis on May 18, 2010, 08:27:57 PM
Sapz, have you actually ever did a try out with your voice for VA a like stuff? If not, you should do something.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 18, 2010, 08:28:23 PM
Sapz I want to marry your voice.  That is all. >.>

Just your voice and NOTHING ELSE.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Jana on May 18, 2010, 08:34:27 PM
I have a million things to listen to after I do the shopping and cooking now. :ohdear:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 18, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
Hello, ladies.

Look at the clouds, now back to me, now back to the clouds, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped using lady-scented bodywash and switched to Old Masculine they could at least smell like me.

Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're in the sky, with the cloud your cloud could smell like.

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it! It's a brofist, containing five fingers with that punch you hate.

Look again. The brofist is now killing you!

Anything's possible when your cloud smells like Old Masculine and not a lady.

I'm on a nun.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rabbit on May 18, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
I'm bandwagoning!  And I'm going to post this every day until you like it.

Another fairly famous Edgar Allan Poe poem, I suspect at least a few of you will have heard this one before.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
I'm no match for Sapz or Esifex, but it's just too much fun. So have some Old Masculine now~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 08:55:30 PM
I have no idea how you come up with so much of this awesome stuff, Rou.
Sapz, have you actually ever did a try out with your voice for VA a like stuff? If not, you should do something.
Well, I haven't really looked for any jobs other than random shop jobs yet since I'm still at school, but I'll keep a look out for that. :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 09:02:42 PM
Someone could post Britney Spears lyrics here and I bet we could still get half a dozen people to say it.

Anyway.

Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Paul Debrion on May 18, 2010, 09:07:01 PM
Thankfully my afternoon class got canceled today, so I got to listen to the awesomeness in this thread.

/me applauds everyone.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 18, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
Wait what are we reading now?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Sapz on May 18, 2010, 09:16:22 PM
Wait what are we reading now?
Damn near anything, apparently. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 18, 2010, 09:16:52 PM
Damn near anything, apparently. :V
Exactly. There are no rules in this thread anymore  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Iryan on May 18, 2010, 09:21:05 PM
Would you mind recording a reading of In the Realms of the Unreal, includes The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion by Henry Darger?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 18, 2010, 10:08:53 PM
Current mic sucks. Have something I made earlier. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord)
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: axman36 on May 18, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
Old Spice... IN HORRIBLY TRANSLATED LATIN!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: LHCling on May 18, 2010, 10:44:55 PM
Considering I was doing my best "girly" voice I should hope not. :V
(dis)Prove it or that will be my impression of you forever.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: theshirn on May 18, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
All people in this thread must now record their best impression of the opposite gender.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: triangles on May 19, 2010, 12:02:11 AM
triangles, do Mario Twins and I will give you SM. Seriously. @_@

OK I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING WHEN I GET HOME
BRB CHANNELING MY INNER GROUP X
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Matsuri on May 19, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
:*
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: triangles on May 19, 2010, 01:48:53 AM
Ok I lied I got in too close to bedtime to get it done.

But tomorrow!
Ohhhh tomorrow!

You will regret putting ideas in my head!!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 19, 2010, 02:10:28 AM
I did some readings y'all

(http://tindeck.com/image/both/stats.png) (http://tindeck.com/listen/both)
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Toasty on May 19, 2010, 03:16:09 AM
Why did I do this?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Suikama on May 19, 2010, 03:29:20 AM
Why did I do this?
Lord Tenma at 3 in the morning
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 04:41:53 AM
Well, if you're ever in England, we could arrange that. :3 Anywho, I'm not quite done yet~

Pure distilled awesome, Sapz, the man, the legend.

Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 19, 2010, 04:53:39 AM
Sapz cannot stop me, I think. :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 19, 2010, 04:58:24 AM
Sapz cannot stop me, I think. :3
MY GOOOOOOD
THAT LAUGH
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 05:42:53 AM
Sapz can't handle

all that Arashi
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 05:50:29 AM
I'll just say this:

MotK Audio Drama - Coming this summer
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 06:32:05 AM
I endorse the dubbing of an anime OVA with MOTK members only.

please please please make it happen.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 06:37:00 AM
I endorse the dubbing of an anime OVA with MOTK members only.

please please please make it happen.
Why the hell didn't we think of that yet?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 19, 2010, 06:46:20 AM
To up the stakes: I will give IP to whoever does the best, and to you if you do a good job of voicing it. I need to use this IM power for something.
Esifex, I guess I owe you IP now? :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 06:49:19 AM
Esifex, I guess I owe you IP now? :V
Even if he hadn't done his recordings, he'd already deserve IP for making this thread  :D
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Helepolis on May 19, 2010, 07:08:53 AM
Sapz cannot stop me, I think. :3

THAT LAUGH.

It was so good. This requires further work.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: dustyjo on May 19, 2010, 07:25:01 AM
I endorse the dubbing of an anime OVA with MOTK members only.

please please please make it happen.

I'd totally join in on this.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 07:41:31 AM
So should we make an anime-dub our next goal? I'm all for it~

On another note, this thread is also the perfect chance for something that had been long overdue:
A vocal rendition of Angry Colossal's Gangster's Paradise Parody (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4483.0)

Here we go~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 09:13:07 AM
Old Spiceravana - AF's edition  (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XIM6416C)

sorry, cause attachments isn't working for me.

hope I don't sound too strange
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: trancehime on May 19, 2010, 10:32:28 AM
I endorse the dubbing of an anime OVA with MOTK members only.

please please please make it happen.

You can count me in on that shit, bro.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rabbit on May 19, 2010, 11:42:06 AM
You can count me in on that shit, bro.

Even if it's Boku no Pico?  Especially if it's Boku no Pico. :V

I want in on this too.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ES-Anthy on May 19, 2010, 11:51:39 AM
Even if it's Boku no Pico?  Especially if it's Boku no Pico. :V

I want in on this too.


Do I have to shoot someone? >:|
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 11:58:22 AM
Even if it's Boku no Pico?  Especially if it's Boku no Pico. :V

I want in on this too.

in before ban
oh, man, I can say for sure I want in on this, just give me a goddamned role.
any anime is fine at this point, but we probably need more anime where there are more guys than girls.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS
Post by: lumber_of_the_beast on May 19, 2010, 11:59:31 AM
Finally figured it out. God, now I feel like I'm late to my own party.

Added 'Did you know?' routine.
:insert giant coolvee here:
(http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/Smileys/default/emot-v.gif)
<Baity> FFF- that looks terrible
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
oh, man, I can say for sure I want in on this, just give me a goddamned role.
any anime is fine at this point, but we probably need more anime where there are more guys than girls.
More guys than girls.... Will I be shot if I suggest Ouran High School Host Club? I have the feeling it could be hilarious  :D

I think we'll need to do more than one anime anyway, since there's already quite some interest and the majority of people haven't even seen those plans here yet (especially all the Americans).

If that goes on we'll have quite a large cast soon~
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: triangles on May 19, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
So pretty much I'd have to be every moeblob character  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 12:43:56 PM
So pretty much I'd have to be every moeblob character  :V
But of course. There's no one better suited for such roles  :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 01:39:49 PM
I wanna be the trap, but unless I am voicing Hideyoshi (Bakatest) I wll never get the chance
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 19, 2010, 01:46:05 PM
I still don't understand what's going on here
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
I still don't understand what's going on here
It started with Old Spice parodies, then expanded to poems and fiction and is now heading towards the first MotK anime dub, apparently.

So you might say we have CPM4C-history in he making here  :D
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Slaves on May 19, 2010, 02:12:50 PM
i haven't seen this many readings since MODESLAVES.

which reminds me, we should write another one.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Moerin on May 19, 2010, 03:10:03 PM
I endorse the dubbing of an anime OVA with MOTK members only.

please please please make it happen.

I'd be so up for this if I could speak loud enough for Audacity to register my voice. >.>

...Seriously, the mic volume's up full and it still hardly picks it up... Am I really just that quiet? ;_;
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 03:15:05 PM
Have you set the microphone volume to max in the windows settings as well? Or run the Windows mic-configuration?

I had the same problem at the start, but after some messing around with setting it now records well.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Sapz on May 19, 2010, 03:19:27 PM
Sapz can't handle

all that Arashi
Damn straight. That laugh was pretty excellent. Very classy. @_@

...Welp, now I need some kind of comeback. :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Moerin on May 19, 2010, 03:21:31 PM
Have you set the microphone volume to max in the windows settings as well? Or run the Windows mic-configuration?

I had the same problem at the start, but after some messing around with setting it now records well.

Yep, I've maxed the volume everywhere.  I really am that quiet, I guess.  I should, uh, probably work on alleviating that problem, ahah. >.>
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Iryan on May 19, 2010, 03:31:14 PM
Okay bitches, let's do this!  8)

Hello, ladies.

Look at your boss. Now Back to me, now back at your boss now BACK TO ME.

Sadly, she isn't me.

But if she stopped using Windows-scented body wash and switched to Old Games, she could at least smell like she's me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You're on a Probability Space Hypervessel with the boss your boss could smell like.
What's in your hand? Back at me.
I have it! It's a scientist who can give you the maid you want.
Look again! The scientist is now Shinki!

Anything is possible when your boss smells like Old Games and not like Windows.

I'm in a tank.



Sadly, I can't whistle  :(
Oh well, at least my voice doesn't sound as terrible as I remembered.  :V
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 19, 2010, 03:46:03 PM
You're on a Probability Space Hypervessel with the boss your boss could smell like.

:*
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: triangles on May 19, 2010, 03:55:22 PM
Yep, I've maxed the volume everywhere.  I really am that quiet, I guess.  I should, uh, probably work on alleviating that problem, ahah. >.>

It's definitely not you... the mic I recently bought is CRAZY sensitive.  The headset I used for Vent before?  Had to have it on full blast to get anything.  Could be hardware, could be software.

Also if you crazy kids are serious about trying to redub an animu may I suggest Angel Beats?  It's a mostly male cast so yeah.

My own challenge contribution will occur once I'm back from a career fair today  :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 19, 2010, 04:31:58 PM
and this time I wanna be a part of that history.

can I count on someone to actually organize this project for real?
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 19, 2010, 06:19:53 PM
Hey, nice one Iryan~

Man, this thread is turning into Ruro-heaven  :V

and this time I wanna be a part of that history.

can I count on someone to actually organize this project for real?
In the worst case, if noone else does it, I will take it into my own hands. The plan is to hilarious to let it die.  :D
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Nobu on May 19, 2010, 06:24:37 PM
Oh god, so much to catch up on in this thread  :ohdear:

Curse you work computer for not having speakers! ;_;
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 19, 2010, 11:03:28 PM
More guys than girls.... Will I be shot if I suggest Ouran High School Host Club? I have the feeling it could be hilarious  :D

KYOYA. KYOYA! I CALL KYOYA.

Also, the Sapz vs. Arashi thing... I came.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: axman36 on May 19, 2010, 11:35:44 PM
Ooohhh I'd so join if there was a MoTK anime dub...
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Demonbman on May 19, 2010, 11:48:27 PM
An MoTK anime dub? It sounds very interesting. I would like to participate in this some way or another if it were to happen.


So many crazy things in this thread.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 20, 2010, 12:01:44 AM
What anime?  That is big question
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Suikama on May 20, 2010, 12:46:07 AM
What anime?  That is big question
Touhou :smug:
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: triangles on May 20, 2010, 01:07:33 AM
Well minus the whole "85-90% of the forum has a Y chromosome and we should pick something that compensates for that" thing...
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 20, 2010, 01:11:35 AM
Someone call for an exterminator? 
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Esifex on May 20, 2010, 01:17:47 AM
Not yet, but check again later.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Toasty on May 20, 2010, 01:32:56 AM
What anime?  That is big question

G Gundam. Totally.

SAPZ BRUDER.
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 20, 2010, 02:13:43 AM
G Gundam. Totally.

SAPZ BRUDER.
MY GOOOOOD
YESSS
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 20, 2010, 02:41:47 AM
G Gundam. Totally.

G Gundam is too MANLY for a forum full of prissy ladies and guys who wish to be the little girl.  I'd have to do every voice of every character myself, Rain excluded. 

DON'T SUGGEST THIS TO ME, I AM TOO LAZY TO DO IT. 
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Post by: lumber_of_the_beast on May 20, 2010, 02:54:36 AM
Hello, ladies. Look at your Charms. Now back to mine. Now back at your Charms! Now back to mine! Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped playing Dragon-Bloods and switched to Solars, they could work like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a yeddim, with the Exalt your Exalt could play like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a character sheet with that paranoia combo you hate. Look again! The combat is now boring. Anything is possible when your Charms are Solar and not Dragon-Blooded. I'm on the Daystar.

The funniest joke is one that no one else gets.
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Post by: dustyjo on May 20, 2010, 06:06:23 AM
Well minus the whole "85-90% of the forum has a Y chromosome and we should pick something that compensates for that" thing...

It's quite a bit less than other forums at least :V
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 20, 2010, 06:15:03 AM
Alright, with all the interest in the anime dub-thing, it needs its own thread, or else we'll never be able to organize it. And that will be done right now.
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Post by: ES-Anthy on May 20, 2010, 07:56:44 AM
G Gundam. Totally.

SAPZ BRUDER.

YESYESYESYESYES

/IN AS CHIBODEE CROCKET
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 20, 2010, 08:00:34 AM
YESYESYESYESYES

/IN AS CHIBODEE CROCKET
If you're serious about that: Look over here (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=6162.0)

Same goes for everyone else who expressed interest in the anime dub idea
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 20, 2010, 09:03:17 AM
more liek fark you G Gundam, lets skip serious stuff and do a parody for SEED DESTINY.

anyone who is willing to voice the emo fag Shinn will be most welcomed.
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Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 20, 2010, 02:43:56 PM
SEED DESTINY
For the love of-
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 20, 2010, 03:20:15 PM
okay, likewise, bringing the IRC stupid idea over.

Let's voice the Tsukihime OVA.

/me hides in a box.
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Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 20, 2010, 04:24:34 PM
okay, likewise, bringing the IRC stupid idea over.

Let's voice the Tsukihime OVA.

/me hides in a box.
The what?  There's an awful series but I haven't heard of an OVA
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Post by: Pesco on May 21, 2010, 07:09:07 PM
Somebody do these (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1004.0)?
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Post by: Matsuri on May 21, 2010, 07:28:43 PM
So um... about that Mario Twins, triangles :3
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 07:38:42 PM
I am actually working on it!  At the present moment!

I got sidetracked cause I got congested with allergies the past few days and was trying to figure out the best way to mix it together but I think I figured it out so expect it tonight at the latest if not later this afternoon~~~!
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Post by: Matsuri on May 21, 2010, 07:39:34 PM
:D
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU GUYS
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Post by: Matsuri on May 21, 2010, 09:14:19 PM
Oh, memories of middle school just came back to me.

I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing, but this was! xD

As promised, you get SM. Congrats.
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 09:16:49 PM
The question remains if it's special or "special" like the shortbus is "special"

I just relistened to that oh god.  It probably would have been better with a drumtrack but whoops oh well!
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Matsuri on May 21, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
All a matter of interpretation!

I had the drumtrack playing in my head as I listened to it, really. God, I feel like I'm 13 again. :P
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 09:21:02 PM
When I pulled up the Newgrounds flash the most recent comment was to the effect of "these graphics suck"  WELL GEE IT WAS MADE IN LIKE 2001.

Kids these days...
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Post by: Matsuri on May 21, 2010, 09:26:20 PM
Watching it again, I just now realized that The End of the World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gbProBuXjs) was by Group X as well. I had been trying to figure out who did that for a long time! It had just dawned on me, I was all 'waaaaait this sounds familiar!'
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 09:32:03 PM
OH SNAP  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 21, 2010, 09:32:41 PM
ffffffffffffffffffff triangles is adorblz.
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Post by: Esifex on May 21, 2010, 11:35:24 PM
Oh my God, Triangles, you win a whole bucket of internets.

For some reason, no less, 'Schfifty-five' has been running through my head for the past two days.
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Post by: triangles on May 21, 2010, 11:57:16 PM
Somebody do these (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1004.0)?

Ask and ye shall receive.  Which is probably a bad thing.

Also MJP says if someone writes a Sinatra Touhou parody he'd sing it but he's too busy delivering WASTELAND JUSTICE (more like being a dick IMO :V) in Fallout 3 at the moment.
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Post by: Esifex on May 22, 2010, 02:53:44 AM
Sinatra Touhou parody

Quote
Sinatra Touhou parody

Quote
Sinatra Touhou parody

Quote
Sinatra Touhou parody

DO IT NOW
FUND THIS
IT MUST HAPPEN
Title: Re: The bullets are now DIAMONDS and also PRONUNCIATIONS THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Matsuri on May 22, 2010, 02:59:04 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.  Which is probably a bad thing.

Also MJP says if someone writes a Sinatra Touhou parody he'd sing it but he's too busy delivering WASTELAND JUSTICE (more like being a dick IMO :V) in Fallout 3 at the moment.

Holy shit telling Tonepoet now
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 22, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU GUYS
Late, but OMG, I squealed.
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Post by: Tonepoet on May 22, 2010, 10:35:18 PM
Sooo somehow it looks like I just became the resident lyricist. I suppose it fits my name at the least, although it's not like that was ever the reason for it...

Somebody do these (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1004.0)?
This might be a bit of ego speaking here but hey Pesco, how often do people tell you you're awesome? XD Also Smooth Criminal is really hard since it relies upon gender roles and the distinctively hard to rhyme word crescendo. :(

First off as a machead, I feel obligated to give a nod to Pogue's Song Spoofs (http://www.davidpogue.com/pogue_unplugged/songspoofs.html) which are kinda neat if not a bit, erm, obsolete. So let's do Girl from Ipanema:

Girls from Gensokyo

Small and cute, young and mo-e
the girls from Gensokyo go flying
and when they pass they go zoom.

When they fight it's ka-lei-do-sco-pic,
so colorful yet very deadly.
When Reimu passes,
each boss she dodges goes doowwn.

But we play them so sadly.
How can we tell them we love them?
Yes, we would give them our hearts gladly
but each day they fly on our screen,
they shoot straight ahead in the game.

Small and cute, young and mo-e,
the girls of Gensokyo keep flying
clearing games while I smile,

But they do not see.
They just cannot see.
It's not re-al-it-y.

You know, I wasn't aware that was a Sinatra song until just now, though lots of people have covered it so perhaps it's not. I'd save it for a, erhem, more "seasonal" time but it's just so easy.

Hakurei is Coming to Town.

Chen better watch out,
Chen's ready to cry
She's starting to pout
I'm telling you why

Hakurei is coming to town. x3

She's making a list
And checking it twice
Wants to find out what's junk and what is nice

Hakurei's invading the town. x3

Mayohiga is sleeping
But Chen's hyperly awake
Reimu can't tell bad from good
which is bad for Chen-chan's sake.

Hakurei is raiding the town. x3

Chen oh no, watch out!
No, she's starting to cry
Please don't pout
Oh geeze no, why oh why

Hakurei has looted the town
Hakurei is leaving, the town.
Hakurei's the jerk of the world.


Poor Chen. T_T

Perhaps I'll have something more characteristic of the singer's voice later, as there are a lot of suggestive titles. However I need to uhm, actually play more of the games for source material. (Reboots into windows)
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 22, 2010, 10:43:11 PM
Hey, the person doing the awesome song parodies. \o/
Now MJP has to sing them~
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Post by: Tonepoet on May 22, 2010, 11:14:54 PM
Yeah, I'm kinda aware.

However in the time it took me to reboot I had some hindsight, I kinda wondered why they were so comparatively upbeat compared to his usual songs and um... They're both just covers. XD So um, do they count? Sinatra did sing them.  :P

Should've checked that before posting. Oh well, I'll get one in soon enough.
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Post by: E-Nazrin on May 22, 2010, 11:58:10 PM
Quote
Hakurei is Coming to Town.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffff I may have to do this.

And if you're feeling lazy/strapped for time you COULD just check out the Touhou Wiki: It has transcripts of most game dialog and plenty of notes about character traits/memes/etc.
Title: ITT we are Old Blue Eyes
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 23, 2010, 09:58:17 PM
http://www.mediafire.com/?ytxzdcdzwty

There's going to be about a million mobsters out to kill me now that this is on the Internet so enjoy it while you can.

 It was very nice knowing you all  :ohdear:
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Post by: Toasty on May 23, 2010, 10:04:42 PM
:teaspit:
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Post by: Spidere on May 23, 2010, 10:04:58 PM
:teaspit:
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Post by: Kuma on May 23, 2010, 10:11:46 PM
:teaspit:
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Post by: Hello Purvis on May 23, 2010, 10:12:59 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4332/fozantbj79x428v.jpg)
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Post by: Doomsday on May 23, 2010, 10:14:03 PM
Teaspit.jpg
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Post by: Nobu on May 23, 2010, 10:15:17 PM
For some reason, the 'I want to.... EAT SNACKS' line cracked me up. The whole thing is pretty golden though :3
Title: Re: The bullets are now SINATRA and also PRONUNCIATION THREAD REVIVED
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 24, 2010, 12:14:26 AM
If someone else writes Sinatra Touhou, I will sing it. 

THE GAUNTLET IS THROWN DOWN, LADIES
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Post by: Hello Purvis on May 24, 2010, 03:09:10 AM
Rare footage of an older MJP dub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0)
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 24, 2010, 03:54:05 AM
If someone else writes Sinatra Touhou, I will sing it. 

THE GAUNTLET IS THROWN DOWN, LADIES

I got Kisume under my skin?
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Post by: Dorian White on May 24, 2010, 07:19:44 PM
If someone else writes Sinatra Touhou, I will sing it. 

THE GAUNTLET IS THROWN DOWN, LADIES
It is already done!^^ (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4597.0)
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Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 24, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
I got Kisume under my skin?
THESE BURNS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL
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Post by: Tonepoet on May 26, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
Hmm...

It seems I'm a bit late to the party in more ways than one. Still, I said I'd be back so I'm back regardless so that's gotta count for something, right?

Anyway when I randomly pick songs that tend to spark my interest most like "I get a kick out of you" and "Fly me to the Moon" are ones that Sinatra apparently didn't sing first, so I'll just settle for a song he's accredited with popularizing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoX5HgTJwM).

Strange Imperishable Night, with upward glances
Wond'ring in the night, where the moon advances
We'll stall time to find it before the night is through.

Something in your eyes, was dizzifying 
Something in your song was appetizing
Something in my rules, told me I get extra tries

Strange Imperishable Night
Two hasty partners, were rushing through the night
Up to the moment when the culprit said hello, little did they know
The moon was a door away, a few requests away

Strange Imperishable Night, with upward glances
Wond'ring in the night, where to make our entrances
We'll have to choose one before the night is through.
The moon was a door away, a few requests away.

And

Ever since that night, they've been quite curious
Livid at my slight, they're almost furious
It turns out I won despite that Strange Imperishable Night

[Varied (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/strangers+in+the+night_20056148.html) maniacal laughter and other gloating from Erin to {normal} end.]

I'd use a different ending but it's only two lines, I'm having a few difficulties with my "research (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoX5HgTJwM)" and the Wiki isn't really what I'd call an inspirational source.

If anybody else wants a shot though, here's a major pointer for you guys: Do "Nice 'n Easy, (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=239292)" 'cause while it stares me in the face as being blatantly obvious, I'm definitely not.

P.S. Oh neat, I missed that Triangles did Alice Jean, that'll be interesting to listen to. *Downloads*
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Post by: triangles on May 26, 2010, 11:19:49 PM
It was MJP who did it, I just posted it because I tidied up the audio.

Though I probably have the same range as Michael Jackson soooo  :V
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Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 28, 2010, 01:45:38 AM
God freaking dammit, I was thinking of doing Strangers in the Night next.  Then someone ruined the party.  >:(

I need suggestions people. 
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Post by: Tonepoet on May 28, 2010, 05:56:47 PM
First of all you guys are both such teases. :P

Also, who? Me? :3

Weelllll, I was kinda working on it for the better half of the week you do realize 'cause I needed to clear the necessary story data on easy mode, which is a resort I'd have rather refrained from if I hadn't a good reason and soooooomebody wanted lyrics. I can hardly be blamed for picking a good song now can I? Besides you know the old adage, 'great minds think alike.'

Speaking of which, nice ad-lib with the word Danmaku in Alice Jean MJP, it fits in quite nicely, although I'd have left the word dodge in since it'd mentally read "dodge the curtain fire." Others are so-so but I know how repetitive the source materials can get without a little spice. You'd think these legendary artists would know how to avoid broken record styled repetitions but meh, I personally couldn't argue that time around...

Concerning suggestions do you want titles suggestive as to what the content should be like "Nice 'n Easy" > "Take it Easy" or just untainted requests? I could provide one, the other, both or neither if you wish.