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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Gappy on May 26, 2009, 03:21:25 PM

Title: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gappy on May 26, 2009, 03:21:25 PM
Dunno if this has been posted before or not. The following are bits and pieces from the 'Lets Make Touhou Kids' Project.

(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8675/eb21d91a6367dec01b7cc49.jpg)

Why?

Because its CUTE. The fact that their clothes don't match makes it even more so.

Before you go on, try and guess who their parents are.

Now for an introductory 4-koma. Scroll down for translations.

(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4983/a0f5577c6fa714613a6af63.jpg)

First panel:
Box: How do you address your parents?
Shourei: Ummm.... Mother Meiling, Mother Sakuya....
Second panel:
Youyu: Venerated/Honoured Mother and Mommy.
Third panel:
Iris: Mama, Papa.
Fourth Panel:
Reirisa: Mother. Father.
Box: There's no punchline!

Here's what you get when you combine Reimu, Marisa, Reimu's balls, and a LOT of persuasive talking. You get Reirisa (no, seriously, that's what the artist named her).

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4593/59c50119655dfc6179d9e2c.jpg)

Meiling + Sakuya = Hong Shourei/Xiaoling (紅 咲鈴) The 咲 in his name is the same as the first kanji in Sakuya's, while the 鈴 is the second kanji of Meiling's name

(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7682/97ae56036f9c0a24841bd04.jpg)

I knew Sakuya torments Meirin out of love....err...sort of...

Psst, Reirisa has a crush on Shourei....

Anyhow, a Shourei 4-koma!

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3180/d22c8626a3cc7c592fe2b57.jpg)

First panel:
Sakuya: Shourei, please take care of the laundry today, ok?
Shourei: WHAAAA!
Second panel:
Sakuya: No complaining.
SFX: Scrub scrub
Shourei: It's not like I hate doing the laundry or anything but...
Third panel:
From right to left
First box: Koakuma
Second box: Sakuya
Third box: Flandre
Fourth box: Patchy
Fifth box: Remilia
Fourth panel:
Shourei: At least do something about all your underwear...
Last box: Meiling.



In Gensokyo it appears XX + XX = XY. A magical 'Y' can appear out of nowhere, just like that. Here's what you get when Yuyuko's molesting goes a tad too far. Meet Konpaku Youyu.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3904/85c3a62f6800784d782773a.jpg)

Now, 3 guesses who mothered this one. The first two don't count. Her name is Fuuko.

(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2321/0deb2533a87dae1151e1108.jpg)

And a 4-koma. Scroll down for a translation.

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6982/fab88ba68e9b8b506c8a17a.jpg)

First panel:
Sanae: Fuuko, is it all right if I send you on an errand?
Fuuko: Ok
Second panel:
Sanae: The alcohol we need for our shrine's rituals seems to have been delivered elsewhere by mistake.
Fuuko: Uh oh, where is it now?
Third panel:
Sanae: The Hakurei Shrine...
Fourth Panel:
Fuuko: They're going to drink it all!
SFX: Dash
Sanae: Sorry about that. Please hurry, 'kay?

Ok, no, seriously, don't ask me how this happened. I'm baffled too, ok. Her name is Iris Margatroid. No, don't ask how or why. Either Reisen used her hypnosis or Alice pulled a few strings.

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4056/196075d05d7eae2fec863bb.jpg)

It seems certain phenotypes are inherited in a dominant fashion. Hmm. Anyhow, meet Shameimaru Shamoji.

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4425/71d2d29da40fd7a8d3a0cac.jpg)

More 4-komas and art here (http://w3.hidemyass.com/index.php?q=aHR0cDovL3NhZmVib29ydS5kb25tYWkudXMvcG9zdC9pbmRleD90YWdzPWt5b3Vubw%3D%3D)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 26, 2009, 03:28:58 PM
KILL IT
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/74fcbf6b4a0d4805cc16d16edc4a63a5.gif)

DO NOT WANT
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: U. N. Owen on May 26, 2009, 03:32:03 PM
Looking back, I have no idea why I was expecting Capt. Jean Picard when I clicked on this thread.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on May 26, 2009, 03:56:23 PM
What..
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gappy on May 26, 2009, 04:01:37 PM
KILL IT

DO NOT WANT

I don't care about OCs as long as it's entertaining so meh.

Looking back, I have no idea why I was expecting Capt. Jean Picard when I clicked on this thread.

That was the general idea.

Anyhow, I found more, though I don't think these are from the same project.

(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4103/ff237c67dd73593b930d30f.png)

Something went wrong somewhere.....

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9572/982c59efb392c71b232948f.jpg)

Kirisame Arissa or Malice?

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4067/e8eb520d4a30f81bf8434e9.jpg)

Hakurei Aimu, apparently the bastard child of Reimu and Alice.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4306/0e902d73da234a625144d64.jpg)

Fujiwara no Hizuki. Possibly a product of the most impossible pairing possible. Kaguya x Mokou.

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3601/ec5147bc66e83ad46f14ab7.jpg)

Kirisame Maya! Now with speeds up to mach 7!

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9861/d27710eb7fe14b30b910252.png)

And Youmu finall succeeds in her pursuit of her Oneesama! Here's proof - Konpaku Kikka-chan!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 26, 2009, 05:12:18 PM
Huh...why did I get some kind of vibe for Star Trek when I saw this. I don't even watch/like Star Trek. in anycase, I'm sure some others will pick up on this sooner or later. Although there is the question as to why no one made a thread about this sorta thing last time if everyone was rabid about the whole yuri thing from the beginning.

Ahh whatever, I don't really have pics of Touhou offspring running around floating around on my HD so...you keep doin' what you're doin'. I'll just watch, like the Observer I am. Oh wait there IS something I can do here. Okay, since my internet is too shitty to load all the pics I'll just take a crack at the last one you posted.

-Sakuya and Youmu. fairly obvious due to attire and the Myon, in fact all of Youmu's offspring will be pretty much identifiable by just that one aspect. Ah why am I getting so into this, I don't even like this sorta thing...
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Cadmas on May 26, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
Quote
DO NOT WANT
Agreed Do not want half-breed freaks.
Specifically those boy ones. At least I think those are boys.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gappy on May 26, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
*laughs good-naturedly at the negative reactions*

Haha, I was expecting people to go 'ZOMG, OCs! FAIL! BURN!'

I'm generally open-minded in being a fan. As long as it's entertaining and not grossly offensive I don't really care.

I'll post more later.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Schpwuette on May 26, 2009, 07:50:13 PM
I'll post more later.

Please do :3
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 26, 2009, 08:16:39 PM
Haha, I was expecting people to go 'ZOMG, OCs! FAIL! BURN!'



(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v-acO_kk7YU/SYjD-M-HFhI/AAAAAAAAALQ/n9M5PHHX0tE/s400/monty_python_witch-701441.jpg)
BUUUUURRRNNNN HEEEERRR!!!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on May 26, 2009, 10:58:02 PM
Yukari (or Sanae or someone else from Outside) should totally try to convince Marisa how to temporarily transform someone into a newt.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 26, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
None of you have any taste. At all.

Thumb'd for huge

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8941/rinyuukachild.th.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8941/rinyuukachild.jpg)

The Ultimate Sadistic Creature.

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8157/kanakoyoumuchild01.th.jpg) (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8157/kanakoyoumuchild01.jpg)

I am surprisingly fond of Kanako and Youmu's child.

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7945/kanakoyoumuchild02.th.jpg) (http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7945/kanakoyoumuchild02.jpg)

No, really. Kanako x Youmu is awesome.

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/184/mokouwrigglechild.th.jpg) (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/184/mokouwrigglechild.jpg)

Those hips.
(Nobody cares about the child when they see this picture, all they see is Wriggle's hips)

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2411/komashikichild.th.jpg) (http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2411/komashikichild.jpg)

Judge and Executioner rolled into one. <3

For the record, more pictures are available on Danbooru (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=if_they_mated+touhou). However, true badasses use the Let's Make Touhou Kids! (http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9%E5%AD%90%E4%BD%9C%E3%82%8A%E3%81%97%E3%81%BE%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%EF%BC%81) tag on Pixiv.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: DarkHedge on May 26, 2009, 10:59:28 PM
KILL IT
DO NOT WANT

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7617/aaaaaaaaaugh.png)

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN - STOP THAT STOP THAT.
Srsly it's AWFUL!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on May 26, 2009, 11:00:47 PM
Okay, then, I promise you guys I won't commission anyone to draw a particular OC who's going to show up in my "Fate of 60 Years" storyline.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Keruri on May 26, 2009, 11:03:24 PM
eye think they are cute
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: untitled servent on May 26, 2009, 11:06:52 PM
I actually thought that comic was ok. It wasn't anything great but having Sanae/Kanko's and Reimu/Marisa's child crushing on Sakuya/Meilings was kind of cute.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Satori Komeiji on May 26, 2009, 11:19:23 PM
who's genius of an idea was it to make these.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Schpwuette on May 27, 2009, 12:20:50 AM
Right I knew I couldn't be the only one who liked these.

...
Those hips.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 27, 2009, 12:25:41 AM
i personally think it's cute thou.. not much of an issue..
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on May 27, 2009, 04:03:40 AM
Same here, kinda. I mean, I'm not particularly interested, but my cute-sense is tingling and I'm not one of the "omg hideous" people.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Aya Reiko on May 27, 2009, 06:26:46 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q158/AyaReiko/macros/do-not-want-dog.jpg)

BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on May 27, 2009, 06:28:41 AM
BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?
With very strange magic. (I decided not to use the forbidden template)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: stassy on May 27, 2009, 08:02:09 AM
Quote
(I decided not to use the forbidden template)

Mannosuke x Unzan child? :D
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 08:35:10 AM
I'm having difficulty feeling outraged by this. Looks fine to me. Might get people interested in the original characters and then the games themselves. Who's harmed?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 12:22:57 PM
Who's harmed?

All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Quintafeira12 on May 27, 2009, 12:54:40 PM
KILL IT
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/74fcbf6b4a0d4805cc16d16edc4a63a5.gif)

DO NOT WANT

My reaction to some of those children!

Geez, If I ever have any, I REFUSE to dress them in a mixture of eybleeding match of what me and my wife dress every single day



Wait... that sanae one looks... good?
IMPROBABLE!!!!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 12:57:07 PM
All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach

Here, maybe this (http://i41.tinypic.com/hu0zmc.jpg) will cheer you up (NSFW-ish).
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 01:18:22 PM
BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?

Seeing someone else with genetic knowledge makes tear drops of joy comes out of my eyes

With very strange magic. (I decided not to use the forbidden template)

I thought you guys didn't like futa?

Here, maybe this (http://i41.tinypic.com/hu0zmc.jpg) will cheer you up (NSFW-ish).

We are not pedophiles, y'know...

eye think they are cute



All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/727688568da9f283e1d83ebeecf6ee63.png)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 01:29:18 PM
We are not pedophiles, y'know...

How on earth do you get "pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
How on earth do you get "pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged?

I'd tell you but then I'd get the bans....
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
How on earth do you get "pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged?

"pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged

image of Rumia bound and gagged

Rumia bound and gagged

bound and gagged

will cheer you up
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 02:00:27 PM
I'd tell you but then I'd get the bans....

Fair enough.

AntKiller, I don't know if you're trying to be funny or what, but it just rubbed me the wrong way to get a remark like that, especially from a Touhou fan. How many times do we get accused of that crap as it is? Not to mention the fact that even though no one knows Rumia's age she's probably older than all of us put together and then some.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 02:04:46 PM
Also, the zoom-quotes don't really substitute a point. "bound and gagged" "will you cheer you up" =/= pedophile. Especially when the subject in question could be decades or even centuries old. At worst, it makes me slightly kinky, and I can live with that. Can you?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 27, 2009, 02:05:37 PM
Disgaea pulled the same joke with Flonne but no1 gave a damn... it depend son the amount of H doujin work starring them and.. we all know the more popular it is.. the more ... exposure~ etc
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 02:06:50 PM
AntKiller, I don't know if you're trying to be funny or what, but it just rubbed me the wrong way to get a remark like that, especially from a Touhou fan. How many times do we get accused of that crap as it is? Not to mention the fact that even though no one knows Rumia's age she's probably older than all of us put together and then some.

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/loli.jpg)

But yeah, I won't start a flame war here (more). I rest my case  ;)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 02:12:59 PM
But yeah, I won't start a flame war here (more). I rest my case  ;)

Your "case"? Alright, whatever it is/was. Maybe I haven't had enough coffee or something.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 02:14:27 PM
Your "case"? Alright, whatever it is/was. Maybe I haven't had enough coffee or something.

I need some as well, shall we get some?  ;)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
I need some as well, shall we get some?  ;)

Sure. I'd say we're bound to have a coffee sooner or later. :D
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Sure. I'd say we're bound to have a coffee sooner or later. :D

Please only properly matured beans and no bloody crossbreeds
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Moerin on May 27, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
I apologise to anyone who's offended by these, but I was drawn in by Wriggle hips and now feel like I have to post something.

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1958/wxy30.th.jpg) (http://img38.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wxy30.jpg)
It's... Wrika!  Or is it Yuggle?  Either way, she's adorable.

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8495/sakumei.th.jpg) (http://img38.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sakumei.jpg)
I suppose it makes more sense for them to have a girl, what with the lack of Y-chromosomes all around...

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2729/alicechildren.th.jpg) (http://img38.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alicechildren.jpg)
We've hit the motherlode!  And they say it's Marisa that's the pimp...
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 04:00:48 PM
I object to "papa" Wriggle. Other than that, these are becoming strangely fascinating.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Bad Apple!! on May 27, 2009, 04:12:01 PM
Some of them are made of win, others just fail.

THERE ARE NO GUYS IN GENSOKYO.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on May 27, 2009, 04:28:50 PM
Mannosuke x Unzan child? :D
No, this :P
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/ForbiddenTemplate.jpg)

I thought you guys didn't like futa?
Which guys in particular were you referring to? ``
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Moerin on May 27, 2009, 05:01:01 PM
Actually, there is a way that such offspring could exist without the need for magic, shady drugs, Yukari fooling around or futa, and that is simply due to Gensokyo being a land of illusion.

Think about it: things happen and exist in Gensokyo due to them being actively disbelieved or disproved in the outside world.  Here, we know as a scientific fact that homosexual intercourse of any kind will not yeild any offspring, and because of that, there is the chance that in Gensokyo, it could.  Therefore, one girl could theoritically get another girl pregnant.

...Or maybe I'm just a rambling lunatic.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 05:06:45 PM
Actually, there is a way that such offspring could exist without the need for magic, shady drugs, Yukari fooling around or futa, and that is simply due to Gensokyo being a land of illusion.

Think about it: things happen and exist in Gensokyo due to them being actively disbelieved or disproved in the outside world.  Here, we know as a scientific fact that homosexual intercourse of any kind will not yeild any offspring, and because of that, there is the chance that in Gensokyo, it could.  Therefore, one girl could theoritically get another girl pregnant.

...Or maybe I'm just a rambling lunatic.

Probably the latter. It's all just a fruit of Zun's pedo-lesbian fetishism.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
It's clearly Eirin using Lunarian genetics to extract chromosomes from each partner, emptying a donation of Rinnosuke's spermatazoae of chromosomes and filling the cell nuclei with the DNA of one of the females, and then fertilizing the eggs of the other female in vitro before implanting them in the uterus of either female, or possibly a surrogate fairy.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Schpwuette on May 27, 2009, 05:26:54 PM
Magic. The same magic Shinki used to make Alice.
There need not be an understandable explanation for this when not even danmaku, one of the defining - yet everyday - features of Gensokyo is explained.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 05:28:08 PM
Magic. The same magic Shinki used to make Alice.

You mean killing some random people and stealing their child? Yeah, that actually works!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 05:30:48 PM
The next generation of Flandre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdmJyJFKTX4&fmt=18)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 05:37:48 PM
The next generation of Flandre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdmJyJFKTX4&fmt=18)

This is completely plausible.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 27, 2009, 05:40:14 PM
I hope the lot are happy, you've gone and poisoned me with this...stuff. You all should be ashamed! *shame finger*

Magaki/Patchouli spawn. Rather odd, but who cares? (http://imgshed.com/files/v19djfc0s8c0h1stmveu_The%20product%20of%20my%20poison.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gpop on May 27, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
Let me tell you from a lolicon's point-of-view view:

Lolicon =/= Pedophile
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gambit on May 27, 2009, 06:30:14 PM
The next generation of Flandre
The thought of something like this (http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo137/Darkwashu/Touhou/1223217967962.png) scares me.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: shadowbringer on May 27, 2009, 07:02:01 PM
Magaki/Patchouli spawn. Rather odd, but who cares? (http://imgshed.com/files/v19djfc0s8c0h1stmveu_The%20product%20of%20my%20poison.jpg)

Magaki? Hopefully not this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpbEne336Vk)..
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Slowpoke on May 27, 2009, 08:57:42 PM
I'm very disappointed. I clicked on this thread expecting Captain Reimu Hakurei of the starship Enterprise.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 27, 2009, 09:07:15 PM
I'm very disappointed. I clicked on this thread expecting Captain Reimu Hakurei of the starship Enterprise.

Oh, man, I can almost smell another crossover thread come rolling down the road ...
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 27, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
Magaki? Hopefully not this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpbEne336Vk)..
Yes, THAT one.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 09:52:35 PM
Looking back, I have no idea why I was expecting Capt. Jean Picard when I clicked on this thread.
I'm very disappointed. I clicked on this thread expecting Captain Reimu Hakurei of the starship Enterprise.

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/picards.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 27, 2009, 10:42:51 PM
....
/me kills Antkiller
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 27, 2009, 10:44:15 PM
....
/me kills Antkiller

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/bullshit3.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 27, 2009, 10:53:16 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/picards.jpg)
(http://imgshed.com/files/njy8w1csdou7fxow1y7h_th_laughinghyena.gif)

We have what we sought for men

/thread
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 27, 2009, 11:24:55 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/picards.jpg)

ENGAGE!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Keruri on May 28, 2009, 12:11:21 AM
....
/me kills Antkiller
/me protects Antkiller!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 28, 2009, 12:20:34 AM
* Etch-E-Sketch uses clorofoam on wrathie

No violence!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 28, 2009, 12:26:14 AM
* Etch-E-Sketch uses clorofoam on wrathie
Mama said to knock you out~!

/me protects Antkiller!
*Hakutaku Erebus D'awwwws...for some reason.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 28, 2009, 12:29:15 AM
No violence!

But violence solves EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Some Ordinary Dood on May 28, 2009, 12:39:45 AM
Well, actually, could violence solve this?

(9)/0 = X

o wait I divided by ze
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 12:42:42 AM
Well, actually, could violence solve this?

⑨/0 = X

o wait I divided by ze

I smell a copycat,

but continuing with the thread....

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/spockwaht.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Some Ordinary Dood on May 28, 2009, 12:44:07 AM
I smell a copycat,

?

What's this about a copycat?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 28, 2009, 12:45:09 AM
Well, actually, could violence solve this?

⑨/0 = X


Of course. We just need to beat you up until you stop doing things like this and then is problem solved ^_^

Also the correct mathematical answer for that is that X is undetermined.


Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 12:45:45 AM
?

What's this about a copycat?

  • 10/10 - because Marisa is one of my fav chars
  • ⑨/0   - because there is no sig
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Some Ordinary Dood on May 28, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
  • 10/10 - because Marisa is one of my fav chars
  • ⑨/0   - because there is no sig

:o

holy...

did not see that. sorry.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on May 28, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/spockwaht.jpg)

It's only logical, ze.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 01:17:08 AM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/patchoudata.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Slowpoke on May 28, 2009, 03:55:50 AM
Needs Satori as Deanna Troi.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on May 28, 2009, 04:39:33 AM
Whats next Meiling as a Red shirt?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Quintafeira12 on May 28, 2009, 08:31:43 AM
I'm sorry to break your shady Spamming but can I add something to this thread?
Just trying to confirm that perhaps Eirin will someday make all of this possible in a fashion (they'd still need males to have female x female children, but still...), thus pointing out that Amateratsu might be right all along when it happens O_o

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1548492/Women-may-be-able-to-grow-own-sperm.html

and this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sperm

of which the TLDR people should focus on this part:

Quote
If created, a "female sperm" cell could fertilize an egg cell, a procedure which, among other potential applications, might enable female same-sex couples to produce a child which would be the biological offspring of its two mothers
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 28, 2009, 08:41:38 AM

I'm sorry to break your shady Spamming but can I add something to this thread?
Just trying to confirm that perhaps Eirin will someday make all of this possible in a fashion (they'd still need males to have female x female children, but still...), thus pointing out that Amateratsu might be right all along when it happens O_o


Less excuses, more admittance of Zun's pedo-lesbian fetishes. Also moar  Touhou Trek
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 28, 2009, 09:11:31 AM
Touhous are whiptail lizards am I right~
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tapsa on May 28, 2009, 09:17:15 AM
Touhous are whiptail lizards am I right~
すごいー☆
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 11:34:36 AM
Needs Satori as Deanna Troi.

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/deannasatori.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Dollywitch on May 28, 2009, 11:41:35 AM
Speaking of the next generation...

(http://i.eprci.net/picard-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Tengukami on May 28, 2009, 11:55:08 AM
I'm sorry to break your shady Spamming but can I add something to this thread?
Just trying to confirm that perhaps Eirin will someday make all of this possible in a fashion (they'd still need males to have female x female children, but still...), thus pointing out that Amateratsu might be right all along when it happens O_o

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1548492/Women-may-be-able-to-grow-own-sperm.html

and this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sperm

of which the TLDR people should focus on this part:
Quote
If created, a "female sperm" cell could fertilize an egg cell, a procedure which, among other potential applications, might enable female same-sex couples to produce a child which would be the biological offspring of its two mothers

Do you see, people? DO YOU SEE??? Rinnosuke is being milked like a cow, his sperm's DNA replaced with the girls', their eggs fertilized in vitro and then plugged into fairies as surrogate moms who then start popping out all sorts of cross-matched kids and oh god what's going to happen to Gensokyo?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 12:03:29 PM
Speaking of the next generation...

(http://i.eprci.net/picard-facepalm.jpg)

You're out son,
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/picard.gif)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 28, 2009, 05:09:53 PM
Why did I take so long to post this?
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/kirk.jpg)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Gpop on May 28, 2009, 05:41:22 PM
Needs more Koishi.

But Satori is win.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Slowpoke on May 28, 2009, 10:59:17 PM
Dare I ask...who's Worf?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 29, 2009, 12:16:03 AM
I'm sorry to break your shady Spamming but can I add something to this thread?
Just trying to confirm that perhaps Eirin will someday make all of this possible in a fashion (they'd still need males to have female x female children, but still...), thus pointing out that Amateratsu might be right all along when it happens O_o

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1548492/Women-may-be-able-to-grow-own-sperm.html

and this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sperm
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: An Odd Sea Slug on May 29, 2009, 12:16:17 AM
This thread was once delicious, but now I want to just plain kill you all.

And Worf is Yuka.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Demonlord Pichu on May 29, 2009, 02:06:05 AM
Don't blame us. Blame the misleading title.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: shadowbringer on May 29, 2009, 02:30:35 AM
And Worf is Yuka.

I refrained to assign someone as a Worf, but I knew that I wouldn't easily agree with whatever choice was presented for one :p

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: shadowbringer on May 29, 2009, 02:33:04 AM
I refrained to assign (edit: from assigning) someone as a Worf, but I knew that I wouldn't easily agree with whatever choice was presented for one :p

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on May 29, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
This thread once made me want to kill all of you and myself, but now is delicious.

I agree with you, sir.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on May 29, 2009, 08:35:27 AM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/loli.jpg)

But yeah, I won't start a flame war here (more). I rest my case  ;)

Where is this comic from and is it related to Touhou because it sounds like Suwako to me but doesn't look like her
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on May 29, 2009, 08:53:51 AM
geez it is SUWAKO
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 29, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
I see no one mentioned a third mix.

You have Nitori and the chair

What came after is...

OH GOD WHAT?

Srsly, Nitori and Momiji needs a lovechild, I already seen too many Momiji x Aya.

Meanwhile, placing placeholder, because I will make this one myself if no one does.

Ever wondered how your dog looks like if you place a Galapagos turtle on his back?
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on May 29, 2009, 11:12:53 AM
Why did I take so long to post this?
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/kirk.jpg)

KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Srsly, you guys make the best topics, this is by far my favorite topic ever on Touhou.

I will see what I can do with Janeway and Voyager.
Any requests? Now that I have my photoshit back.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on May 29, 2009, 11:48:15 AM
Any requests? Now that I have my photoshit back.

I do on paint  =D (Photoshop doesn't have the same fun xD)

Where is this comic from and is it related to Touhou because it sounds like Suwako to me but doesn't look like her

The Doujin is called Kochiya-ke by Kagero, you can find him on Wikia.  ;) (And yes, that is Suwako)

This thread was once plan to kill you all, but now just delicious.
fixed
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Bad Apple!! on June 15, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
Hm... definitely making a fanfic on this.

Anyone want to vote for pairings? Or should I just use whatever I decide?

Personally, I kinda like the challenge of using characters that are the children of a couple I didn't pick, but I also like using the children of couples that I like, too.
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: AntKiller on June 15, 2009, 11:25:06 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/shinkiiiii.png)

At the core you are still mine~
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Quintafeira12 on June 16, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z129/biones/shinkiiiii.png)

At the core you are still mine~

No wonder they say Alice isn't really her child...
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Vile Lasagna on June 16, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
Borg
is
Love
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Slowpoke on November 14, 2009, 02:09:17 AM
Okay, who uploaded these? (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=star_trek&commit=Search)
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: Rinnosuke Morichika on November 14, 2009, 03:03:51 AM
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2270/original/political-pictures-do-not-want-surprised-guy.jpg?1242277575)

MY EYES... MY EYES!..


..and my brain..
Title: Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
Post by: WHMZakeri on November 14, 2009, 03:36:14 AM
Where is this comic from and is it related to Touhou because it sounds like Suwako to me but doesn't look like her

Suwako - Hat = "Who is that?"

It really has taken a hold over her.