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Title: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: beaver1231 on January 23, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
You can also include Touhou fans too...

Whether it is a particular line or a picture in some fanart or doujinshi doesn't matter.

Cookies will be given to those with the most original idea to piss a person off...

Again, doing this "just because".
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on January 23, 2010, 12:42:09 PM
TV Tropes refers this as the BERSERK BUTTON

And while I'm at it:

Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: 8lue Wizard on January 23, 2010, 12:46:17 PM
Parsee: exist.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Observer on January 23, 2010, 12:59:42 PM
Let me think, for the fans:

"I'm only here for the lolis"
"What? They are also shoot the schmuks up?"
"Isn't it all hentai doujinshi?"
"Is this some sort of twisted eroge VN?"
"These crazy chinese little kids stuff, go man up with GoW or GTA"
"Arranges? What is this, The Beatles again?" (I heard this one once, poor guy never ever caught the real, brutal magnitude of the Toehoe arranged albums, which by now I think already surpasses pretty much anything else except for classical music reissues)
"TOO HARD! *playing easy mode*"
"OMG YOU ARE GOD *someone playing Extra*" (this pisses off everyone, especially non-Cave fans when we consider how inhumanly inhuman some shooters are)

And, when it comes to piss off Touhou characters:

"*empty donation box*" (For Reimu)
"Marisa likes Patchouli." (To Alice)
"Marisa likes Alice." (To Patchouli)
"Marisa likes Alice AND Patchouli and hates science!" (To Nitori)
"Sanae, you are a bad girl!"

Last one: Suika x Yuugi: "Sorry, no booze allowed here."
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on January 23, 2010, 01:09:53 PM
"Touhou is about Spaceships shooting each other"  :V
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: beaver1231 on January 23, 2010, 01:19:34 PM
Wait I got one.

"Zun - The father of Danmaku"

Trolling is an art form. Agree?
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 23, 2010, 01:33:46 PM
TV Tropes refers this as the BERSERK BUTTON

And while I'm at it:

Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.

It really is a sure fire way to be instantly mauled to death by rabid fans. Have to admit it kind of gets on my nerves too. Especially so when the comment before theirs was someone explaining that it's a game not an anime.

Anyways, to stay on topic:

 "I don't want to play that game it's full of lolis. People will think I'm a pedophile."

One of my friend's actually said that to me when I tried to get them into Touhou. I had a long lecture talk about that with him and he understands that's not true now.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Helepolis on January 23, 2010, 01:34:43 PM
Trolling is an art form. Agree?

Like art, trolling can be either good or bad. Generally it is bad.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 23, 2010, 01:43:43 PM
"The creator of the series is lazy 'cuz he only uses bullets."

My friend had the balls to say that in my face. Obnoxious prick.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 23, 2010, 01:47:47 PM
For pissing off Touhou characters:

"You're going on a diet!" (To Yuyuko)
"Stop slacking off so much! You could learn a thing or two from Meiling." (To Sakuya)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Bananamatic on January 23, 2010, 01:53:43 PM
"ikaruga is harder"
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on January 23, 2010, 01:57:43 PM
"The creator of the series is lazy 'cuz he only uses bullets."

Isn't that kinda like saying "The creator of this RPG is lazy 'cuz all characters only use weapons?"
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 23, 2010, 02:35:53 PM
Isn't that kinda like saying "The creator of this RPG is lazy 'cuz all characters only use weapons?"

Exactly and I tried telling him that, but like I said, he's a stubborn prick, and he continued calling ZUN lazy and unoriginal. And he also calls it a series filled with child porn, though it obviously doesn't show any. It's just girls with magic and colourful outfits.

He also says the series doesn't make any sense and is retarded because those little girls can destroy planets. Once again, I tried telling him that danmaku isn't a real representation of the girls power, even the weakest of them can do that. There are only four who could destroy the planet (Yukari, Utsuho, Flandre and Suika. Yuuka possibly.), and the rest are just your standard magic users. But he just doesn't listen. Also, not all of them are little girls, there are actually a dozen who are fully adult.

Just to show he's that much of a hypocrit, he designs malformed beings and machines that could hardly move on their own, and yet he tells me they're all godlike. Even a small kitty he once drew could take over hell. A little mammal can have the strength to pile drive Satan but girls can't? He also thinks things like World of Goo are perfectly normal compared to Touhou.

Alright, all together now: What. The. F*CK?!
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Rikter on January 23, 2010, 03:59:49 PM
"ikaruga is harder"
I actually do find that harder than any game before SA...

Anyways Mention "Mc Rolled" on any video on Youtube with Flandre's Theme or some remix of it.

Watch A likely Flame War.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou fan.
Post by: Tapsa on January 23, 2010, 04:08:46 PM
Hate touhou.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on January 23, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
I'd just like to destroy some of your friend's arguments:

Exactly and I tried telling him that, but like I said, he's a stubborn prick, and he continued calling ZUN lazy and unoriginal.

Yeah, somebody's really unoriginal when he designs over 100 characters AND composes themes for many of them.
And yeah, if somebody programs games ALONE for over seven years, there no way he's not lazy.

And he also calls it a series filled with child porn, though it obviously doesn't show any. It's just girls with magic and colourful outfits.

Exactly. Also, I can't imagine somebody jerking off to the ORIGINAL artworks.

Just to show he's that much of a hypocrit, he designs malformed beings and machines that could hardly move on their own, and yet he tells me they're all godlike.

Don't know why, but that kinda reminds me at FMA.

He also thinks things like World of Goo are perfectly normal compared to Touhou.

I just can quote you here:

What. The. F*CK?!
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 23, 2010, 04:28:36 PM
For Touhous:
"Hey Eirin, have you gotten older?"
"Keep of the grass? Pffft, what's going to happen?" *steps on grass* - source: Yuuka victim
"Oh, these flowers are beautiful! Mommy would love these! I'll just pluck a few." *plucks flowers* - source: Another Yuuka victim
"Pads." (I don't need to explain this one)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on January 23, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.

This, and the "Mcrolled" one lol. (which is where i first found out about touhou actually ^^; though i did hear a few IOSYS tracks at about the same time)

For pissing off marisa? "No, you can't borrow it."
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on January 23, 2010, 04:32:46 PM
For pissing off marisa? "No, you can't borrow it."

This wouldn't work. She'd take it anyway.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Bananamatic on January 23, 2010, 04:33:57 PM
I actually do find that harder than any game before SA...
most touhoufags consider touhou being the hardest game ever, even harder than Futari ultra.

also, "this song was based on mcroll"
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 23, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
Thank you VideoGameCrack, for showing how epically wrong my friend is. I myself have a hard time to think up arguments to support Touhou while he's screaming and jumping up and down like a chimp. Whenever he starts dissing Touhou again, I'll use your rock hard arguments and points. If he still keeps his claims about it even after those arguments, it just proves he's ignorant.

I think part of his hate for it all originates from the fact he hates moe anime and cute things in general, and anything that remotely resembles it (Touhou and almost everything else I like) makes him go apeshit. He even dislikes some kinds of normal anime, even though he never saw it (he dismissed Gurren Lagann as stupid only because of the name).
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on January 23, 2010, 05:11:44 PM
This wouldn't work. She'd take it anyway.

Good point, and if you wouldn't let her she'd probably see that as a challenge and enjoy kicking your ass for it anyway lol.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Drake on January 23, 2010, 05:37:44 PM
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Toasty on January 23, 2010, 06:19:19 PM
Put an average touhou fan in the same room with Satori. OH THE CRUELTY.

Tell koishi love doesn't exist.

Knock yuugi's sake out of her hand.

Parsee: It's already been stated. You only need exist, unless you want to start a jealousywar with her until she caves.

Bugspray+Yamame

Fill kisume's bucket with water, or use her to carry stuff around. Or, simply take away the bucket.

Rinnosuke: "All the girls in gensyoko are gay."

Now moving on to touhou fans:

What anime is this?

ZUN MADE DODONPACHI

What is this loli pedo garbage?

and everything else in this thread/youtube comments.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Suikama on January 23, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.
The way this sentence is constructed it pretty frustrating in and of itself.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 23, 2010, 08:45:25 PM
Here are some more ideas for pissing off characters:

Set Patchouli's library on fire.

Laugh at Yumemi and call her crazy for believing magic exists.

Break into Marisa's house and steal everything she has while she's away. Also leave a note behind telling her it's a taste of her own medicine.

Telling the Prismriver Sisters that their music is completely off-key and sounds awful.

Give Aya or Mystia a meal with chicken in it but wait until after she's finished eating to tell her.

Step on a bunch of bugs while being near Wriggle.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 23, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
Here are some more ideas for pissing off characters:

Set Patchouli's library on fire.

Laugh at Yumemi and call her crazy for believing magic exists.

Break into Marisa's house and steal everything she has while she's away. Also leave a note behind telling her it's a taste of her own medicine.

Telling the Prismriver Sisters that their music is completely off-key and sounds awful.

Give Aya or Mystia a meal with chicken in it but wait until after she's finished eating to tell her.

Step on a bunch of bugs while being near Wriggle.

Setting her library on fire wouldn't piss Patchouli off. It would drive her either psychotic, send her into a coma or make her suicidal.

Also, the chicken trick would not piss Aya and Mystia off, but rather traumatize them for life. Same goes for Wriggle, who would burst out crying uncontrolably. And then seek revenge.

The other things do piss the respective people off.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Ghaleon on January 23, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.

I find some of these to be rather entertaining personally, so TTHHHHBBBBTTT!
I'm not very original myself, only one I could think of was the "this is a remix of McRolled", which was taken >=(
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Observer on January 23, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
Let's just take the absurdity to another layer (section):

"ZUN CREATED THE SHOOTER GENRE. (c)"

Or, "Where I can download this? Torrent plz."  :V

"IOSYS makes the music, not ZUN." And I heard this one; after that I quite stopped liking most flash videos altogether, unless it's that kickass Reimu versus Okuu 3D fight that actually does something awesome and serious business flavoured in danmaku instead.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: jigglyppuff8 on January 23, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/oszcjn.png)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: shadowbringer on January 23, 2010, 09:30:12 PM
since there's much stuff to be said about the internet, I'll just agree with the "I'm only here for the lolis" (a.k.a Gpop trolls FallenAngelVeronica, intentionally or not).

anyways, what I can think for the moment :p
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/589366/-_-_-akeome-arrow-bat_wings-black_hair-blonde_hair
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/596933/4koma-colonel_aki-comic-hakurei_reimu-ibuki_suika-
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/599665/-_-4koma-black_hair-black_wings-bow-braid-breast_p
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Drake on January 23, 2010, 09:37:10 PM
The way this sentence is constructed it pretty frustrating in and of itself.
Because of my welp moment, the only thing that I can do now is point out this typo.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: orinrin on January 24, 2010, 12:25:02 AM
When people go:"Dude, that bullet went through your sprite and you didn't die.  F*cking cheater!"Could you imagine if hitboxes were the size of the sprite?  Try grazing with that.
Or when people on Youtube spam "*knifed*" on those Sakuya videos.
You could piss off Reimu by donating a large sum of money during the day and coming back and stealing all of it during the night.You could piss me off by being Kaguya and killing me right when the very last spellcard ends, where the bullets are about to dissappear and me being two seconds from 1CCing it.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 24, 2010, 12:43:38 AM
Saying something like this: "Touhou is a piece of over popularized crap."

and went on to say how "It's shit just like Naruto and Bleach."

My friend just said that and a few other things to me just now over MSN and I feel like I want to kill him. But since that's illegal I did the next best thing and blocked him instead. He was pretty much displaying about as much intelligence as a 4chan anon in his arguments.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Ghaleon on January 24, 2010, 12:58:53 AM
burning Patchy's library would be kinda overkill, but it would be kinda funny to tear out a page from one of her books then asking her to translate it or something for the lulz.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Bananamatic on January 24, 2010, 01:04:43 AM
When somebody pisses you off, take it easy and troll him back. It always works. :V
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: shadowbringer on January 24, 2010, 01:18:45 AM
burning Patchy's library would be kinda overkill, but it would be kinda funny to tear out a page from one of her books then asking her to translate it or something for the lulz.

not entirely related: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/542703/alice_margatroid-bkub-book-comic-kirisame_marisa-m
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Sen on January 24, 2010, 01:21:46 AM
"this song was based on mcroll"
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Patorikku on January 24, 2010, 01:56:27 AM
"Why this japanese?" I actually saw a similar comment somewhere.
Generally posting any sort of "Firin my lazor" meme when Marisa uses her anything Spark.
Any combination of the previously posted, like say, "This is a pedo McRoll hentai doujin anime, right?"

Best I could come up with. :V
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: beaver1231 on January 24, 2010, 02:15:22 AM
Thank you VideoGameCrack, for showing how epically wrong my friend is. I myself have a hard time to think up arguments to support Touhou while he's screaming and jumping up and down like a chimp. Whenever he starts dissing Touhou again, I'll use your rock hard arguments and points. If he still keeps his claims about it even after those arguments, it just proves he's ignorant.

I think part of his hate for it all originates from the fact he hates moe anime and cute things in general, and anything that remotely resembles it (Touhou and almost everything else I like) makes him go apeshit. He even dislikes some kinds of normal anime, even though he never saw it (he dismissed Gurren Lagann as stupid only because of the name).

You don't need to do that. I thought it was fairly obvious he's biased against it. Why forcing the thing down his throat if he's not even going to listen? It's like trying to prove that the Irate gamer is better than the AVGN to a AVGN fan.

Back to business.
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It's just noise.

The comment was made in response to Nazrin's theme in youtube. How many thumb downs did that user get? You don't wanna know.

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Tell Gpop Koishi sucks.

I'm not sure how this will end.

Or, "Where I can download this? Torrent plz."  :V

Really?

Also, Parsee:exist  kind of confuses me.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: shadowbringer on January 24, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Quote
Also, Parsee:exist  kind of confuses me.
what this means, is that anything that exists is a potential target for her jealousy.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 24, 2010, 02:50:09 AM
Setting her library on fire wouldn't piss Patchouli off. It would drive her either psychotic, send her into a coma or make her suicidal.

Also, the chicken trick would not piss Aya and Mystia off, but rather traumatize them for life. Same goes for Wriggle, who would burst out crying uncontrolably. And then seek revenge.

The other things do piss the respective people off.

Good point... those are more along the lines of a death wish then a piss off.

Well then for character piss offs:

Go to Mystia's grilled lamprey stand and ask if she has any chicken. Then remark on how much you love to eat it.

Tell Letty spring is coming early this year.

Telling Suwako you just gave a bag of frogs to Cirno to play with.

Explicitly go on how much you hate history and think it's so boring to Keine.

Run around the Scarlet Devil Mansion with muddy shoes/boots on, getting footprints everywhere after Sakuya had just finished cleaning the entire mansion.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/oszcjn.png)

Kind of like that image but with more muddy footprints.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Hideki on January 24, 2010, 03:07:53 AM

Go to Mystia's grilled lamprey stand and ask if she has any chicken. Then remark on how much you love to eat it.


I don't really get this one.  Mystia's a night sparrow, why should she care about chicken?  It's like asking a salmon if it has any trout to eat ( bad analogy, but I hope you get the point) to piss it off just because they're both fish.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 24, 2010, 03:12:18 AM

I don't really get this one.  Mystia's a night sparrow, why should she care about chicken?  It's like asking a salmon if it has any trout to eat ( bad analogy, but I hope you get the point) to piss it off just because they're both fish.

Her profile explicitly states she doesn't like it when people eat yakitori, and yakitori is chicken. That's why she sells lamprey as an alternative.
Perhaps to Mystia the various bird species are what different skin colors are to us. Different, but essentially the same.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on January 24, 2010, 03:15:55 AM
True that in a sense. Its like saying to another human "i ate a monkey" ... you'd get weird looks, and they might get in a stress cause its a cute monkey and all but certainly not be pissed off just cause were a related species.

Best off asking for sparrow.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Valentinya on January 24, 2010, 03:47:59 AM

I don't really get this one.  Mystia's a night sparrow, why should she care about chicken?  It's like asking a salmon if it has any trout to eat ( bad analogy, but I hope you get the point) to piss it off just because they're both fish.

Her profile explicitly states she doesn't like it when people eat yakitori, and yakitori is chicken. That's why she sells lamprey as an alternative.
Perhaps to Mystia the various bird species are what different skin colors are to us. Different, but essentially the same.

Exactly. It says both on <a href="http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Mystia_Lorelei ">her profile[/url] as well as in the article and interview with her in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Mystia) that she hates it and why she hates it. Aya being a crow tengu also expresses her dislike for eating chicken.

Quote from: Touhou Wikia
She hates Yakitori (grilled chicken on sticks) because she is a kind of bird. So she started a grilled lamprey stand instead of a Yakitori stand.

True that in a sense. Its like saying to another human "i ate a monkey" ... you'd get weird looks, and they might get in a stress cause its a cute monkey and all but certainly not be pissed off just cause were a related species.

Best off asking for sparrow.

I'm pretty sure if she hates it asking her if she has any and then telling her how you like to eat it would definitely piss her off.

Since different bird species to them are just like different races are to us; eating chicken to them is cannibalism. So really it's more like saying you're going to eat an Asian.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: _Zac_ on January 24, 2010, 09:11:34 AM
I remember when my friend said that Touhou is technically an anime because someone made an anime for it. Unofficial or not it still counts.

Then I told him that FMA is technically a Yaoi series because of all the yaoi doujinshi (I didn't check for myself I'm just assuming here).
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Ghaleon on January 24, 2010, 09:15:49 AM
I remember when my friend said that Touhou is technically an anime because someone made an anime for it. Unofficial or not it still counts.

Then I told him that FMA is technically a Yaoi series because of all the yaoi doujinshi (I didn't check for myself I'm just assuming here).

Your friend's logic is pretty messed up. Life is fiction because of all the fiction in it.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: suki-gin on January 24, 2010, 01:43:09 PM
Patchy: Let's burn some Patchouli  :P :P
Alice: Aren't you too old for dolls?
Tenshi: Take the peaches away from her...
Reisen: Punish her
Kaguya: Ask her to do something really repetitive and boring
Cirno: Call her an idiot
Parsee: Be jealous of her [endless spiral XD]
Reimu: Don't give her any donations
Kourin: Pretend to buy something, don't pay and then leave
           - leave with the item and he'll be even angrier

Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Helion on January 24, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
Exactly and I tried telling him that, but like I said, he's a stubborn prick, and he continued calling ZUN lazy and unoriginal. And he also calls it a series filled with child porn, though it obviously doesn't show any. It's just girls with magic and colourful outfits.

He also says the series doesn't make any sense and is retarded because those little girls can destroy planets. Once again, I tried telling him that danmaku isn't a real representation of the girls power, even the weakest of them can do that. There are only four who could destroy the planet (Yukari, Utsuho, Flandre and Suika. Yuuka possibly.), and the rest are just your standard magic users. But he just doesn't listen. Also, not all of them are little girls, there are actually a dozen who are fully adult.

Just to show he's that much of a hypocrit, he designs malformed beings and machines that could hardly move on their own, and yet he tells me they're all godlike. Even a small kitty he once drew could take over hell. A little mammal can have the strength to pile drive Satan but girls can't? He also thinks things like World of Goo are perfectly normal compared to Touhou.

Alright, all together now: What. The. F*CK?!
Just how bad did you get trolled there, and how much did your friend laugh at your reaction, taking him seriously?


I remember when my friend said that Touhou is technically an anime because someone made an anime for it. Unofficial or not it still counts.

Then I told him that FMA is technically a Yaoi series because of all the yaoi doujinshi (I didn't check for myself I'm just assuming here).

You win.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 24, 2010, 07:45:10 PM
Just how bad did you get trolled there, and how much did your friend laugh at your reaction, taking him seriously?


You win.

You wouldn't believe how long he can keep up laughing.
But though he partially did it to just to anger me, he also said it from the bottom of his heart. He genuinely despises it. And he's genuinely obnoxious and stubborn. I can mostly get the message people give me, and he was dead serious.
I'm not even sure if he knows the concept of trolling.
Though he does pose as a girl on chat sessions and tell the unknown guy at the very last moment he's a dude.
Yeah, he's a troll.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Helion on January 24, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
Then if so, just ignore him. Some just don't deserve the attention.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Athon on January 25, 2010, 12:37:01 AM
Just eat frog legs near to Suwako and see the fury.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Slaves on January 25, 2010, 03:26:39 PM
Just eat frog legs near to Suwako and see the fury.

you'd be dead before you could take a bite of one. she's a goddess, remember? >:3
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 25, 2010, 03:35:53 PM
There was this old game for rapscallions which involved sticking straws in frogs and blowing hem up till they popped. Ofcourse, this is unnecessarily cruel, and anyone who did it would get a hefty punishment.


Though it would be the ultimate way to piss off Suwako. And get you killed. With Suwako performing the action on you.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Bananamatic on January 25, 2010, 03:41:11 PM
Say that Mokou is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on January 25, 2010, 04:21:58 PM
Say that Momiji is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Athon on January 25, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
you'd be dead before you could take a bite of one. she's a goddess, remember? >:3

Well, if Cirno can get away with freezing them...  :V
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 25, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
Well, if Cirno can get away with freezing them...  :V

Cirno is immortal. All fairies are. They can get away with anything. But that doesn't mean they can get away with everything without any suffering.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: flurk on January 25, 2010, 06:25:05 PM
"I'M RICH! Now to donate some of these to the Moriya Shrine!" to reimu
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Minxix on January 25, 2010, 07:18:38 PM
Say that Mokou is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE
This and this. (http://zaephyer.deviantart.com/art/The-band-131173367)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Danielu Yoshikoto on January 25, 2010, 07:29:24 PM
"I'M RICH! Now to donate some of these to the Moriya Shrine!" to reimu

why not just simply: "(something involving the Moriya Shrine and not the Hakurei Shrine)" to Reimu.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 25, 2010, 07:32:11 PM
For me, it's every time I see Patchy get hurt or something unfair happening to her. (She still hasn't gotten her own moment of victory, KimikoMuffin!!!)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on January 25, 2010, 08:58:11 PM
create.swf

I don't hate it, but a lot of people do
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: beaver1231 on January 26, 2010, 02:59:19 AM
This and this. (http://zaephyer.deviantart.com/art/The-band-131173367)

B+ for effort.

F+ for result.

On topic:

create.swf

I don't hate it, but a lot of people do

No way! That's impossible!.jpg

Wait really?

People hate it!?

Quote
Touhou anime? Here.(Touhou Project Side Story)

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Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor isn't actually that bad.
Sheesh, fanboys and trolls.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: orinrin on January 26, 2010, 04:34:14 AM
Just say, Wriggle is a boy.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Lishy1 on January 26, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Start praising Skies Ablaze :V
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: youkai_R_US on January 27, 2010, 02:46:48 AM
Walk realllly slowly towards Yukas flower field with a flamerthower, but you'd probbly die before you get close

Call Eirin/Yukari/Kanako a hag

 :V erm thats all I've got at the moment
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on January 27, 2010, 06:15:37 AM
No way! That's impossible!.jpg

Wait really?

People hate it!?

The only reason I've heard is because people who make stuff with it end up making unfunny jokes.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on January 27, 2010, 06:32:35 AM

Call Eirin/Yukari/Kanako a hag


that works with Sariel too...(angels are old like the universe) perform a christian exorcism,or try to invoke him/her with his/her sigil-symbol without experience in that things...(but probably you will die if he/she looks you a bit angry XD)

to Marisa: call her Pimprisa. (i remember who a yukkuri marisa call her like that and was beaten)
to Sakuya: say who her misstress no is so cute than bla bla bla (chose your favorite moe character)
to Byakuren: beat some youkai. simple. n_n
to EX Keine: call her cow.
to Medicine: say who you are human. She simply no like them XD
to Tokiko: steal her a book, or wet her nest-house.
to Rinnosuke: broke one of his objects "no for sale" call him Kourin (or Kourindou...no! better...Koringo!) or found one of his private collection of photos...http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/305382/4koma-blonde_hair-cho_aniki-comic-hat-ishikiri-kir
to Youmu: enter to the garden without permission.
to Youki: molest Youmu chan, say something bad about "Lady Yuyuko", or about Lady Yuyuko AND Yukari-dono (XD) or begin to flirt with Rinnosuke in front to him...

Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Mitsuhana on January 27, 2010, 06:54:54 AM
OK how come no one has mentioned this yet? Aya: take away her camera and break it while she watches, then laugh at her tears. Please enjoy your brutal death afterward.

To the idea of taking away Tenshi's peaches I must ask where did that come from? Wouldn't doing bad things to Tenshi in any way actually make her happy? I want to molest Tenshi too  :-X

I can't think of anything else right now. Except for tying up Nazrin and letting her go a day without food then eating cheese in front of her. My god, that's just cruel. Too much Yuuka. Nazrin fans will now flame me.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Toasty on January 27, 2010, 07:47:59 AM
You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight: ???
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: beaver1231 on January 27, 2010, 02:41:04 PM
Start praising Skies Ablaze :V

I can see that happening sometime.

I can't think of anything else right now. Except for tying up Nazrin and letting her go a day without food then eating cheese in front of her. My god, that's just cruel. Too much Yuuka. Nazrin fans will now flame me.

I hope you haven't forgotten Shou and Byakuren.

You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight: ???
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

[nsfw](http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4627/4914963.jpg)[/nsfw]

This would have the same effect. Yes?
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on January 27, 2010, 02:42:53 PM
You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight: ???
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

There's a flaw there, Satori can read your mind
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Aya Reiko on January 28, 2010, 12:15:55 AM
Introduce a flamethrower to a flowerbed = death if Yuka is around.  Substituting the flamethrower with Mokou or Okuu probably would work too.
Saying "Baka, baka" = death by Cirno
Opening a KFC in Gensokyo = death by either Aya, Mystia, or both (but not Okuu)
Getting between Yuyuko and food = death for you.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 28, 2010, 12:23:12 AM
Throwing out old objects (like umbrella's) in the trash while loudly declaring your disgust of the object while Kogasa is in vincinity.
Take a wee in the Scarlet Lake and you can bet Cirno and the fairies will freeze off your nether regions.
Go walking around Eientei with a 'Mokou rules, Kaguya drools' shirt on.
Go walking around Mokou's house with a 'Kaguya rox, Mokou sux' shirt on.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Toasty on January 28, 2010, 01:04:51 AM
There's a flaw there, Satori can read your mind

In that case, we shall only do it to koishi.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: flurk on January 28, 2010, 01:16:59 PM
why not just simply: "(something involving the Moriya Shrine and not the Hakurei Shrine)" to Reimu.

because it's money, silly.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Chen on January 29, 2010, 01:05:51 AM
Call Meiling China.
Think about NSFW things near Satori.
Call Reisen a useless bunny only good for sex appeal.
Steal Alice's precious thing.
Give Remilia Twilight as a gift.
Misspell Shikieiki's name.
Call Letty fat.
Say that you like Orin better than Chen in front of Ran.

Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on January 29, 2010, 01:19:28 AM
Start an animal rights group against resident fox kicker Yukari.
Use Flandre to decorate your Christmas Tree.
Mention frogs of impressive size near Cirno.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Kuma on January 29, 2010, 02:34:13 AM
Too piss off a touhou, you must piss ON a touhou.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: necorelli on February 01, 2010, 12:11:00 AM
Ask if Touhou is some disembodied fat head thing.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: orinrin on February 01, 2010, 02:56:13 AM
Ask if Touhou is some disembodied fat head thing.
Take it easy, pal.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Gpop on February 01, 2010, 03:08:48 AM
(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

And FG and Pako and Ruro an(ry :P

Also, you'll never make it to them since you just recently broke up with Satori and all >.>
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Toasty on February 01, 2010, 06:45:35 AM
:V

So, how's doing imitations of a character infront of them sound?

Stand infront of remi and.....

"ooohohoooo, i'm remilla. Look at me, i'm SO charasmatic with my fluffy hat! I'm a charismatic little gir-*gugnir'd*"
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Momiji on February 01, 2010, 06:56:26 AM
Say that Momiji is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE
In before inu janai yo.



Wait...  =|
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: warpshadow on February 03, 2010, 05:11:49 AM
I once saw a youtube video that totally bagged on Koishi (honestly I did).
If I could find the video I could use that as Gpop's beserk button.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: OkashiiKisei on February 03, 2010, 12:44:37 PM
I once saw a youtube video that totally bagged on Koishi (honestly I did).
If I could find the video I could use that as Gpop's beserk button.

That reminds me of all the Aqua Style games and animations. In each and every one of them, Sanae is the buttmonkey, getting her ass kicked by Reimu and Marisa in that SRW parody and Sakuya obliterating her in that Magical Maid Sakuya vs Miracle Girl Sanae flash. Defiantly not suggested for Sanae fans. But if your a Sakuya fan, go right ahead! Aqua Style worships Sakuya like a Goddess....
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Chen on February 03, 2010, 09:51:48 PM
That reminds me of all the Aqua Style games and animations. In each and every one of them, Sanae is the buttmonkey, getting her ass kicked by Reimu and Marisa in that SRW parody and Sakuya obliterating her in that Magical Maid Sakuya vs Miracle Girl Sanae flash. Defiantly not suggested for Sanae fans. But if your a Sakuya fan, go right ahead! Aqua Style worships Sakuya like a Goddess....

Well , Sanae  IS a good slut.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Solais on February 03, 2010, 10:17:30 PM
Well , Sanae  IS a good slut.

You know, that pisses up someone else too.

/me kicks Chennel 2 across the boards.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
Post by: Nobu on February 03, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Lock Remilia and Sunny Milk in a room together.