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So, have you all ever wondered how pure you are? I, surprisingly, am a full 61.8% pure. Meaning I have a lot of work to do, ne :P?
At any rate, for others interested in this rather long quiz, go to here (NSFW) (http://www.puritytest.net/)
Mostly the questions are NSFW, so yeah.
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Don't be like me, and read the disclaimer. Seeing my 99.5% score wasn't worth reading what some people will do for fun. ;_;
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Appears to be the longest question test ever.
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What? Only 0.5%? Renko's going to have to work harder.
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What? Only 0.5%? Gpop's going to have to work harder.
fixed
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Too long don't take.
Besides I have to do some work to do.
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96.4%. Shoddy test of anything other than being a virgin.
Also, Clone, You best take this or else there'll be hell toupee.
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I'm in the 90%+ purity social club yay (94% to be exact)
Apparently stroking someone's bare legs makes you unclean :(
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97% here~
Although next Friday that is going to be lowered by 2 percent because I am going on my first date then >:3
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99.5% with the quick 200 questions test.
Wont even bother with the standard 500 one because
Hahahah- Too many questions based on sex alone.
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93.6%
I answered no to pettings since I haven't actually done that.
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I'm amused by the phrasing of "been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)"
EDIT: Also, "a circle of fuck" sounds funnier than it probably should.
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I'm amused by the phrasing of "been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)"
Should have been two questions honestly :P. For extra impurity ^-^.
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91.2%
Took the 500 question one. I should be doing my school work.
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How much purity would you lose if you marry a video game character?
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How much purity would you lose if you marry a video game character?
All of it, but you can take a continue.
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All of it, but you can take a continue.
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/7/75/Th06flandre_portrait.jpg)
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This quiz has to be pretty old. Taking it is like watching That 70s Show.
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Have you anything better to do Slowpoke? Stop using Logic.
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...eaten a lab dissection?
Yes No
That is the least arousing thing I have ever heard of.
Anyway, 82%. :V
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k, 89.6% |3
*goes back to working on comic*
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Have you anything better to do Slowpoke? Stop using Logic.
Oh, I already breezed through the 500-question test in 15 minutes. 94.8%.
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It's pretty fast when you read the first two words "had sex" and then click no.
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Your Final Score:
88%
um,i must want "it" a little...much,even my inexperience (and be a fujoshi help me to quit me some points maybe)...XD
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...held hands with someone?
OH NO I'M UNCLEAN D:
...anyway, 96%.
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97.4% for me~
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94.2
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93.8%
Am I THAT pure? D:
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83.8%
...I need to go wash the filth away now...
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You know, seeing the other scores, it's apparently really hard to be super impure.
I have a newfound respect for the guy I know that got a 5ish% purity.
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Also, just as a friendly reminder, let's make sure this topic does not degenerate into inappropriate discussion.
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You know, seeing the other scores, it's apparently really hard to be super impure.
I have a newfound respect for the guy I know that got a 5ish% purity.
If you got 5%, you're probably a felon.
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97.6%
I are pure.
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If you got 5%, you're probably a felon.
Well, he could have been lying. I guess he's into more extreme stuff than I
Also, just as a friendly reminder, let's make sure this topic does not degenerate into inappropriate discussion.
Aye, there's a high risk of that. I know I'm walking the line so I'll try to back off a little.
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92.4%, apparently.
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97.5%
o/
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Me and Nwbi are purity-bros. >:<
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Me and Nwbi are purity-bros. >:<
Would you believe that I'm actually more or less as clueless as you? :V
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?!
It's like I'm looking into a mirror! Except my reflection is younger, artistic, and has a better sense of direction!
;_;
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I got 93.2%, this test is rather majorly based on sex, especially the 500 question one.
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93% (500 Qs)
Well that was enlightening. I feel as though I should go and look for more tests so I can prove to the world how much of a cool person I am.
/virgin
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500 Questions: 70.8%
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500 Questions: 70.8%
I'm quite impressed. Kilga's older and got far higher purity.
I didn't expect that from you. I guess being big in all the right places helps ^-^.
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98.8% homies
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Letty has made an erotic snowman before.
OMG that is so bad. ><
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Letty had made an erotic snowman before.
OMG that is so bad. ><
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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97.7% in 1000 questions.
way too many repeats and far too sex-oriented. Hell, you could probably compress a nice chunk of the questions and make room for better ones. :V
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78.4%? Guess that's not far off...
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u323/Gpop92/Purity.png)
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I expected more from you Gpop. >:E
Get out there and cause misdeeds onto yourself.
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I expected more from you Gpop. >:E
Get out there and cause misdeeds onto yourself.
Too bad 90% of the questions are pretty much "Did you do a dead animal?" or something as fucked up =/.
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Too bad 90% of the questions are pretty much "Did you do a dead animal?" or something as fucked up =/.
Get on that.
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80%. Considering my life, I find that surprising.
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99.5% on 200 questions.
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Get on that.
I'll go wait on that GO train until someone gets run over then :V
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90.2%. I guess compared to other people, that aint so bad.
But honestly, some of those questions are fucked up
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I'll go wait on that GO train until someone gets run over then :V
The correct answer is to punch someone in the stomach so hard they throw up.
And then you know the rest.
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I'll go wait on that GO train until someone gets run over then :V
Train is here.
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/1255404354543.gif)
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Too bad 90% of the questions are pretty much "Did you do a dead animal?" or something as fucked up =/.
That or DID YOU HAVE SEX [other conditions].
Could've been a lot faster if they just added on question at the beginning "have you ever had sex," that'd take out 95% of the questions.
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That or DID YOU HAVE SEX [other conditions].
Could've been a lot faster if they just added on question at the beginning "have you ever had sex," that'd take out 95% of the questions.
But then they'd have nothing to artificially lengthen the test with!
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This test must take forever if you've actually done half of this stuff. Because then you have to bother to read the entire question, and then try to remember if that was the fifth story or higher, or if they had clothes on, or just how big that animal was, etc
Oh god mental images AUGH GO AWAY DO NOT WANT
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o, 92%, was expecting higher, whatever.
I guess it helps that I"ve necked in a moving minibus and the like.
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The correct answer is to punch someone in the stomach so hard they throw up.
And then you know the rest.
That only takes out one question =/.
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That only takes out one question =/.
I'm sure the experience would increase your lust for preforming more 'fun stuff'
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/bec5j.jpg)
Way to go.
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/bec5j.jpg)
Way to go.
Jerks forgot to include me.
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I stopped a little after 100 questions when I saw the rest involved sex or risque behaviors. I was 97.4% pure at the time.
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/bec5j.jpg)
Way to go.
MOTK REPRESENT!
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Pretty straightforward, I can answer from seeing the first 5 words :V
EDIT: 97% on the 200 question one. I guess that I could land a near perfect virgin on the 500 question one.
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The normal people there most think the Vatican came to take the test.
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The normal people there most think the Vatican came to take the test.
Or people decided to actually tell the truth on their test :P.
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500/84,2%
I'm boring normal.
...necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (Car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)
Considering all the explicit/hardcore questions there were, this was the one that made me go "Wat..."
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88% on 200.
Dusty, face it. We're destined to be together.
and forever virgins
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November 29th, 2009
Bananamatic (97%, 200 questions) wrote:
I'd say that it was almost a no-miss clear.
Doomsday93 (90.2%, 500 questions) wrote:
Hmm. only 90% D:
Gpop (71.4%, 500 questions) wrote:
:V
Anonymous (98.8%, 500 questions) wrote:
I'm still a child Homie.
Anonymous (63.2%, 500 questions) wrote:
That's pretty good, consideing I'm 16. =D
Sapz (89.3%, 1000 questions) wrote:
Complete version :V
Dragoshi (97.7%, 1000 questions) wrote:
...yeah. I guess I'm pure. :V
waaa-haaa-haaayyy too many sex-based questions though. Need to tone down on that and focus on other things. :V
also way too many repeats that were only just the same questions with the genders flipped. Felt like it was artificially extended, really. :/
Kerigis (93.8%, 500 questions) wrote:
Pure, yeah...
>_> <_<
VIVI (88%, 500 questions) wrote:
pure but no so much...
ChaoreLance (96.6%, 500 questions) wrote:
Hahahah- Too many questions based on sex alone. Thats not complete Purity.
mmiii.akaruna (33.6%, 500 questions) wrote:
well it could be worse, i could still be a virgin... nah screw that need to lower it by 30 points
yz (58.4%, 500 questions) wrote:
so much to do, so little time...
Mountain (68.5%, 1000 questions) wrote:
Mental note, if your score does not go down over time. Your not living. (I do mean years not months)
heh
Also
With 19 questions down, you're -1700.2% pure.
Uh oh...
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Uh oh...
It's a signal
You're the true DERPMASTER
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With 424 questions down, you're -199999899.8% pure.
help ;_;
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Suikama...no...I...I thought I was the dirtiest but...you...
/me falls to her knees in despair
:(
EDIT: Screenshot the final result :P.
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help ;_;
Attention, we have found the antichrist
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(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/552/rumiajesus.jpg)
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(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1827/75248613.jpg)
I can't go on...
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I took the 500 question version, all excited, hoping to think myself relatively pure, even answering "no" by default on things I wasn't sure of, and yet:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/262ksj5.png)
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I took the 500 question version, all excited, hoping to think myself relatively pure, even answering "no" by default on things I wasn't sure of, and yet:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/262ksj5.png)
You're married so it's different
I guess
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I got to around 300 and stopped.
68% and counting was beginning to make me feel guilty. No more.
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I think we may just want to say that this thing can't divide properly.
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I took the 500 question version, all excited, hoping to think myself relatively pure, even answering "no" by default on things I wasn't sure of, and yet:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/262ksj5.png)
/me kneels in aw at Tengu's feet.
I can't compete with that. Give me another 19 years and I might approach that but...you are just an amazingly dirty old man, dearest Ammy.
I thought my 61.8% could contend :S.
I got to around 300 and stopped.
68% and counting was beginning to make me feel guilty. No more.
Really? That's...kinda scary.
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You're married so it's different
I guess
How? More erotic snowmen?
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Really? That's...kinda scary.
see:Peer-pressure
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http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/552/rumiajesus.jpg
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/8474b6307c9122bda0739cd569894f03.jpg)
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How? More erotic snowmen?
And microwaves.
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How? More erotic snowmen?
Well every question involving sex, even if it's normal sex, you would answer quite differently from us.
Also final result
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5950/60519445.png)
derp
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see:Peer-pressure
I'm not going to ask. Nor am I going to criticize because if I had the opportunities I'm inferring you've had, I'd be dirtier.
I'd just like to...caution you to be careful. If you aren't already.
and Suikama winrars
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How? More erotic snowmen?
More experience and opportunities, most likely. Still, 27.4%?! You must have been a monster in your dating years!
ByakurensRevival.jpg
I AM NOT SEEING ANY NEEDLESSLY SYMBOLIC CROSSES HERE
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As I think of it, most of the things I checked off I did when I was in my 20s. Some of it, the substances in particular, was done in high school.
Things like going to see a porno in a theatre, subscribing to a porn magazine, or playing Twister naked with cooking oil - yeah, like Slowpoke said, that's pretty outdated. I last saw advertisements for porn in theatre when I was still in grade school. Maybe it varies by region.
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As I think of it, most of the things I checked off I did when I was in my 20s. Some of it, the substances in particular, was done in high school.
Things like going to see a porno in a theatre, subscribing to a porn magazine, or playing Twister naked with cooking oil - yeah, like Slowpoke said, that's pretty outdated. I last saw advertisements for porn in theatre when I was still in grade school. Maybe it varies by region.
As I said, I'll be happy if I can even see the amount of experience you've had in the distance by the time I'm your age.
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Why do I feel as if I've been missing out on something?
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I'm not going to ask. Nor am I going to criticize because if I had the opportunities I'm inferring you've had, I'd be dirtier.
I'd just like to...caution you to be careful. If you aren't already.
Well, being stupid, fourteen, and having older friends has pretty awful effects.
And to be honest, if I could go back and change it, I would. But now it's literally made me want more. Sure, it sounds nice, but it makes me really sad sometimes. The fact that I was truly exposed to stuff I shouldn't have been at around six only made it worse from then on out.
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Well every question involving sex, even if it's normal sex, you would answer quite differently from us.
I disagree. Marriage concentrates your sex life on a single person. They might be more apt to try new things, being married to you, I suppose. But like I said, the bulk of the things I answered were things I did in my 20s, when I was free and single.
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How? More erotic snowmen?
oh...at least you have snow in winter for make that. Here no have snow (or only few snowdrops)...because try to make a ero-ero snowman is a fun idea now who i think. um,added a carrot, a cucumber,a banana or maybe a long cabagge will work in snow-males,but...in females,how will be? i know,a pair of melons, coconuts,oranges or even tangerines or lemons can be good for the upside...but down? um...
((thinking weird things again is your fault XD))
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Well, being stupid, fourteen, and having older friends has pretty awful effects.
And to be honest, if I could go back and change it, I would. But now it's literally made me want more. Sure, it sounds nice, but it makes me really sad sometimes. The fact that I was truly exposed to stuff I shouldn't have been at around six only made it worse from then on out.
I don't really envy you. Even I recognize that there's an age that's just too young.
I...hope things get better for you.
oh...at least you have snow in winter for make that. Here no have snow (or only few snowdrops)...because try to make a ero-ero snowman is a fun idea now who i think. um,added a carrot, a cucumber,a banana or maybe a long cabagge will work in snow-males,but...in females,how will be? i know,a pair of melons, coconuts,oranges or even tangerines or lemons can be good for the upside...but down? um...
((thinking weird things again is your fault XD))
fleshlight maybe?
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VIVI is a girl, UK. Hate to break it to ya.
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VIVI is a girl, UK. Hate to break it to ya.
I know she is. She was asking about how to make an erotic snow woman. Hence my suggestion.
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I disagree. Marriage concentrates your sex life on a single person. They might be more apt to try new things, being married to you, I suppose. But like I said, the bulk of the things I answered were things I did in my 20s, when I was free and single.
Well I made that remark before I knew you played Twister naked with cooking oil :V
Also
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2760/79961410.png)
REDEMPTION!!!
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As I said, I'll be happy if I can even see the amount of experience you've had in the distance by the time I'm your age.
Eh, you know what? A lot of those things really didn't shape me for the better, to be honest. Sure, it was fun, in a superficial sense. But the things that really moved me, changed the core of me, were at more an emotional level. I've had relationships that were pretty tame, physically, that really made me grow as a person because of the kind of connection and communication I had with that person. Looking back, those are the people I remember clearest of all.
Well I made that remark before I knew you played Twister naked with cooking oil :V
Haha, no, I meant things like that were outdated, even for me. I never did Twister naked with oil.
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Eh, you know what? A lot of those things really didn't shape me for the better, to be honest. Sure, it was fun, in a superficial sense. But the things that really moved me, changed the core of me, were at more an emotional level. I've had relationships that were pretty tame, physically, that really made me grow as a person because of the kind of connection and communication I had with that person. Looking back, those are the people I remember clearest of all.
That does make sense, truly. In the end, all that matters is who you become, not who you play with.
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Haha, no, I meant things like that were outdated, even for me. I never did Twister naked with oil.
Hold on
*wipes glasses and then re-reads your post*
Alright I'm good
Darn it won't save my "results" V:
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this test give me ideas for future things.The Naked Twister, for example no sound bad...but first i must lost more pure-pure points for use that item.
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Have you ever watched animals having sex, or been aroused at the sight of animals having sex?
Mmm, binary fission in prokaryotes. Hot.
Also, this test is made by Puritans who failed Calvinism 101.
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Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.
Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
DAMMIT SEX IS TRENDY
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Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.
Why aren't these people sent to therapy
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69.4% for me, by the way.
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Mmm, binary fission in prokaryotes. Hot.
Also, this test is made by Puritans who failed Calvinism 101.
It's also made in the mid-1980s. Many of the actions described have fallen out of use, and the test ignores most of the fetishes we know about today through the internet.
Anyone can pass it with ease.
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Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.
Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
DAMMIT SEX IS TRENDY
mm...or almost pure,at least he must humped his pillow (in the honeymoon XD)
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mm...or almost pure,at least he must humped his pillow (in the honeymoon XD)
Well even I could've done that(I didn't. Don't have a dakimakura, wouldn't have a dakimakura, and come on, I sleep with my head on my regular pillow). :<
That doesn't count as sex, only to those few questions related to self-masturbation
only. :v
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Well even I could've done that(I didn't. Don't have a dakimakura, wouldn't have a dakimakura, and come on, I sleep with my head on my regular pillow). :<
That doesn't count as sex, only to those few questions related to self-masturbation
only. :v
even that,one of the questions was about humping pillows...i believe...
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69.4% for me, by the way.
hot
a/s/l????????
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Well...I definitely need to up my game then.
Any girls willing to do all of the stuff in the Purity Test?
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I somehow got the exact value of 78%
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Well...I definitely need to up my game then.
Any girls willing to do all of the stuff in the Purity Test?
Well, anything that doesn't have to do with scat, dead people, or animals. And I'm iffy on the watersprots as well so...
OH WAIT, you meant with YOU!
/me starts laughing.
EDIT: As a hint, you might want to ask the guys around here. Bisexuality apparently demolishes purity.
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Dammit Ammy, and here I figured that I had topped everyone with my 54.4%. :<
I'm totally making an erotic snowman this year. ><
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Dammit Ammy, and here I figured that I had topped everyone with my 54.4%. :<
I'm totally making an erotic snowman this year. ><
Nobuko!?
/me sinks in despair.
I-I'm...not dirty :(.
T-there are sicker freaks than me out there...
*ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
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So, 92.4% on the 500 Question Test.
Granted, I actually expected to get higher on this test because IRL I actually don't go out and do dirty and sick things - not a part of my agenda right now, haha. It seems that it's because of the things I receive rather than initiate, though...
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This test doesn't take context into context:
[14:12] <YoseiOnmyoji> ''...kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture? " WHAT, It's a tradition in Hungary!
[14:12] <YoseiOnmyoji> this doesn't counts and I hate it ><
[14:12] <Sapz> IT COUNTS
[14:12] <Sapz> YOU ARE IMPURE
[14:13] <Greyn> degenerate hungarians >:|
Nor does it take intent into context, much less the importance of repeat offenses. I said it before on IRC: Half of this test is your intent. If you want to be seen as pure, you are more likely to excuse your actions as "just a one-time thing". If you are UK want to be seen the opposite way, you will do the opposite thing. This test will tell you nothing new. So don't take it seriously, it's just a bit of (outdated) fun, especially when you consider how far standards of purity have progressed (or degenerated, depending on your point of view) since the 80's.
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Dammit Ammy, and here I figured that I had topped everyone with my 54.4%. :<
I'm totally making an erotic snowman this year. ><
So *ahem* how was the trip to Japan with your gf eh?
This test doesn't take context into context:
Nor does it take intent into context
I think most tests are like that anyways :V
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Nobuko!?
/me sinks in despair.
I-I'm...not dirty :( .
T-there are sicker freaks than me out there...
*ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
WE MUST FIX THIS
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a/s/l????????
495/yes plz/right behind you
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Nobuko!?
/me sinks in despair.
I-I'm...not dirty :(.
T-there are sicker freaks than me out there...
*ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
I mainly took it because I figured i'd get a lower score than you. :V Also wanted to see how i'd do in relation to others, but Ammy completely whomped me.
Nor does it take intent into context, much less the importance of repeat offenses. I said it before on IRC: Half of this test is your intent. If you want to be seen as pure, you are more likely to excuse your actions as "just a one-time thing". If you are UK want to be seen the opposite way, you will do the opposite thing. This test will tell you nothing new. So don't take it seriously, it's just a bit of (outdated) fun, especially when you consider how far standards of purity have progressed (or degenerated, depending on your point of view) since the 80's.
Excuses excuses! You're a bad person for those leg rubbings and you know it! It's ok, you're still my oniichan. ;_;
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I mainly took it because I figured i'd get a lower score than you. :V Also wanted to see how i'd do in relation to others, but Ammy completely whomped me.
What made you so confident? I'd like to think I did pretty well for a girl with only two sexual experiences!
/me hmmphs
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What made you so confident? I'd like to think I did pretty well for a girl with only two sexual experiences!
/me hmmphs
Clearly those two weren't nearly exotic enough
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Well, anything that doesn't have to do with scat, dead people, or animals. And I'm iffy on the watersprots as well so...
Okay that's something I'm definitely gonna avoid. I'm definitely not into that kind of shit.
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Clearly those two weren't nearly exotic enough
Oh, cmon I was...
/me is stopped before she says things she really can't on this bored.
I might tell ya sometime, ok?
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Nor does it take intent into context, much less the importance of repeat offenses. I said it before on IRC: Half of this test is your intent.
If it did, I'd have probably gotten lower, and not because of how I want other people to see me - because there's a few I want to do but haven't yet (e.g. hot wax). :V (Though not much lower, because god damn there's a lot of watersports/scat/bestiality questions on there. Also a whole page of drugs that mostly wasn't alcohol. =P)
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Oh, cmon I was...
/me is stopped before she says things she really can't on this bored.
I might tell ya sometime, ok?
61.8%
54.4%
27.4%
I believe this evidence is sufficient, is it not detective?
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I have friend who had sex at age six
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4306/1182610207halfnek0gamid.jpg)
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Thread derails into the inappropriate specifics in 3... 2... 1...
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It better not.
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I believe this evidence is sufficient, is it not detective?
It means that I need to take advantage of these next few years to rival my superiors in kink.
But, you notice they haven't spoken of their experiences in detail. I can't either.
Thread derails into the inappropriate specifics in 3... 2... 1...
Not touching that. Notice how I'm trying to be a good girl and not get into details?
It better not.
And that's why ^-^.
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I've never had any kind of sexual experience ever.
not with another person at least
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(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4306/1182610207halfnek0gamid.jpg)
Saved so hard
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But UK you're not supposed to be a good girl :V
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(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4306/1182610207halfnek0gamid.jpg)
This was reported. Why was this reported?
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Check the report details? >_>
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But UK you're not supposed to be a good girl :V
I am if I don't wanna get banned.
Which I don't.
Heck, even starting this thread was kinda "well, it's borderline"
I think the Childhood Destroyed thing was a little tasteless, but not report worthy. Course, I'm not a mod so derp :V.
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I've never had any kind of sexual experience ever.
not with another person at least
The closest thing I checked is "thought I contracted a VD once". Because I wasn't positive whether it's possible to give myself a VD :V
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Nope, not seeing what's quality about an image like that in response to that kind of revelation. The guy could be talking about a traumatic incident. I'm not seeing the humor in it as it is. But alright, I just wanted to drop a report on it. Didn't realize it would cause a fuss.
Naw my friend's fine. My friends and I were just sharing silly childhood stories. And he told us this and I'm going to stop there.
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Nope, not seeing what's quality about an image like that in response to that kind of revelation. The guy could be talking about a traumatic incident. I'm not seeing the humor in it as it is. But alright, I just wanted to drop a report on it. Didn't realize it would cause a fuss.
Just fyi it's a GuiltyGear joke
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Nope, not seeing what's quality about an image like that in response to that kind of revelation. The guy could be talking about a traumatic incident. I'm not seeing the humor in it as it is. But alright, I just wanted to drop a report on it. Didn't realize it would cause a fuss.
Sorry, when I'm in a CPMC mindset the last thing that usually comes to mind is "oh this is actually serious business". I'm not used to doing much of anything social in the first place, so I tend to mess up and say things that aren't really appropriate, so I'm sorry if I offended anyone D:
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Yeah, this is the classroom. I disregard 99% of what's said in here as hyperbole, wishful thinking, outright lies, RPing one's own life, excessive jokes, etc.
Now if you'll excuse me, my jetpack is waiting to take me to my private brewery since one of the Ferraris is in the shop in Monte Carlo this week.
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Now if you'll excuse me, my jetpack is waiting to take me to my private brewery since one of the Ferraris is in the shop in Monte Carlo this week.
*envy~*
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Now if you'll excuse me, my jetpack is waiting to take me to my private brewery since one of the Ferraris is in the shop in Monte Carlo this week.
Rich bastard.
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Oh yeah?! Well I... I.........
I can't think of anything.
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Unfortunately, "Humor" is like people on a table surrounding a big tower made of cards. Schadenfreude, black humor, and whatnot, it might get a little touchy. I liked the joke a lot, but others might not get the same vibe.
Yeah, my analogy sucks, tyvm. >_>
In any case, let's move on.
Can anyone go and throw the average % of CPMC's?
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Now if you'll excuse me, my jetpack is waiting to take me to my private brewery since one of the Ferraris is in the shop in Monte Carlo this week.
Pfft, I've got a Ferrari Jetpack. Get with the times ::)
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Can anyone go and throw the average % of CPMC's?
You kidding me? What do you think this is, a classroom?
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Pfft, I've got a Ferrari Jetpack. Get with the times ::)
I buy classic American.
:dealwithit:
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Enough of this.
85.2% for the 500 question version. really wished I had used the 200 question one...
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I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/963/kisumekissme.jpg)
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This thread gets wierder and wierder.
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This thread gets wierder and wierder.
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/214/e/0/Yukkuri_Shite_Ittene_by_ikura_maru.jpg)
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2125/marisareimuanimalkiss.jpg)
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Can anyone go and throw the average % of CPMC's?
86.969%
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Naw my friend's fine. My friends and I were just sharing silly childhood stories.
Alright, glad to hear it.
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(http://img1.gelbooru.com//samples/517/sample_6fc313df0602287cc076ccb91b20dde639420196.jpg?645037)
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ITT logic goes down the drain
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(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3738/yukkurikriegsaffescream.gif)
LEMON DROPS LOVES YOU
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GATTAI!
(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/519/1e66d3f380aa1d78a2f16170c5389f5353357d0f.jpg?646772)
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Too think this all started as a purity quiz...and now...
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<---
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To think this all started as a purity quiz...by UK.
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TRUMP CARD GO
[nsfw]http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/516/6568fbeaec031f8cf6939b4bd9059aa548e10bcb.jpg?644208[/nsfw]
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THIS IS MY BROOMSTICK
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3758/1212763630289.jpg)
TRUMP CARD GO
what the
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oh you did not just
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/539/prismriverfreakout.gif)
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Well, I started the thread...
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oh you did not just
There's more where that came from
[nsfw]http://img1.gelbooru.com//images/518/c84d1783df8739d31e183839ed119a292f1382bb.jpg?646261[/nsfw]
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u323/Gpop92/sample-a2b84b0b8e96e94752bcd3597cf7.jpg)
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1667/reimusurrealism.jpg)
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Reimu danmaku eh?
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8994/snapshot009b.png)
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3384/snapshot014b.png)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4368/snapshot016b.png)
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/2ibl3eb.jpg)
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8685/ranhijackanimation.gif)
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(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/Heiwa_album/psichodeliciousze.png)
finally a moment for show you this thing made for boreiness XD
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The first thing that came into my mind was that Overdrive remix. I swear I could hear the video too while watching this thing
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Dammit VIVI won again
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i am 12 and what is this
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/kurakkaa-11756.png)
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i am 12 and what is this
ITT logic goes down the drain
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/kurakkaa-11756.png)
Its a MAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGICAL Yukkuri Reimu!
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This thread is gonna make my dreams interesting.
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(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5788/yagokorocho.jpg)
oh god I've been up so damn long I need to pass out
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BUCKSACKERS!
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This is totally not about Purity anymore, is it?
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This is totally not about Purity anymore, is it?
This is a different kind of impurity
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This is totally not about Sanity anymore, is it?
^
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This is totally not about Purity anymore, is it?
I am some how sadden by this turn of events.
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/kurakkaa-11699.png)
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PURGE THE INFIDELS
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2253/torihimegoddesses.jpg)
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It's a Shakashuri Blowdown!
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Your gods are nothing. We are chaos incarnate.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/7588.png)
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Yorihime deserves to be in a fighting game
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(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h182/GAmer1991/1241133709628.jpg)
:S
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well,we can combined things, insanity with impurity...(someone must say me how put the nwfw link for future,even that this no are too much that...)
[nsfw]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/Heiwa_album/34.jpg[/nsfw] (only in case)
are Evil Eye Sigma and YuugenMagan (humanized) with the 5 magic stones and the Saigyou Ayakashi tree...or something.
edit: thanks!
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well,we can combined things, insanity with impurity...(someone must say me how put the nwfw link for future,even that this no are too much that...)
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/Heiwa_album/34.jpg (only in case)
are Evil Eye Sigma and YuugenMagan (humanized) with the 5 magic stones and the Saigyou Ayakashi tree...or something.
Same as any other tag, but it's "nsfw"
Like [ nsfw ] link [ /nsfw ] only without the spaces
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/25fo7qf.gif)
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/25fo7qf.gif)
That is amazing
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I doubt I'll be winning anything for crazy but...
(http://i50.tinypic.com/m99bw4.jpg)what the hey
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/25fo7qf.gif)
That's actually a high-quality sprite.
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Kimeemaru are the best yukkuri
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Kimeemaru are the best yukkuri
Indeed
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That is amazing
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/Yukkuri_AyaGriffin.jpg)
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/25fo7qf.gif)
Looks like someone at Jusenkyo is fooling around again..
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That's actually a high-quality sprite.
Too bad I didn't make it
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(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/7252.jpg)
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I have nothing weird enough for this thread. I am sad. D:
So here's a muffin:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h182/GAmer1991/muffin.jpg)
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Kimeemaru are the best yukkuri
quotin dis
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/1242964027278.png)
Sweet dreams~
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/1242964027278.png)
Sweet dreams~
That's not even a yukkuri
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(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/7397607_m.jpg)
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That's not even a yukkuri
Yes it is.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/touhou%20art/11686.png)
I love Kurakkaa's stuff.
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SHAMEIMARU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB2VAK4zU_I)
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[nsfw]http://i47.tinypic.com/elegeh.jpg[/nsfw]
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First CPMC, Next, THE WORLD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptNv8DrvqsI)
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ITT you're all disgusting perverts and should be ashamed of yourselves~
And UK is all talk~
Just kidding, I love you all. Call me~<3
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Surely you jest.
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(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/133/1ba0ae248fa36d2de27077fc7b7dd9972a4824c1.jpg?131849)
Main text reads "Merry Christmas", and the text in parentheses reads "Shitting Sleep"
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ITT you're all disgusting perverts and should be ashamed of yourselves~
And UK is all talk~
Just kidding, I love you all. Call me~<3
I'd say given the average of this board, being third in impurity at age 19 is pretty decently "not all talk"
Granted, I guess I do gloss over the fact a lot of the things I'm willing to do are either theoretical or done alone, but still, I've obviously been adventurous enough to almost lose a full 40%
That's as many as 4 tens.
And that's terrible.
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This thread was better when people were posting pictures
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brb, 1000 questions test :V
have you ever hugged someone y/n
n
date
n
kissed
n
Wait, how the hell does visiting a heavy metal concert make you less pure? :V
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We need IDs to start lecturing threads.
Goddamn it UK why did you do this to us!?
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We need IDs to start lecturing threads.
Goddamn it UK why did you do this to us!?
Do what to you ^-^?
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I'd say given the average of this board, being third in impurity at age 19 is pretty decently "not all talk"
Granted, I guess I do gloss over the fact a lot of the things I'm willing to do are either theoretical or done alone, but still, I've obviously been adventurous enough to almost lose a full 40%
That's as many as 4 tens.
And that's terrible.
Yeah, about what I said earlier... (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcasm)
I thought you'd have learned to not take everything I say so seriously by now, dear UK~
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Yeah, about what I said earlier... (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcasm)
I thought you'd have learned to not take everything I say so seriously by now, dear UK~
Sarcasm rarely transfers well over the toobs. You know that :P
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This test was very biased towards sex for some reason. I still have no idea why there were more questions about participating in sodomy than for taking drugs.
And since when was nitrous so terrible that it warranted more questions than cocaine or ecstasy?
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Forgot to mention this, though I've told UK.
I scored 99.5%
Funnily enough, the only thing that brought me down was having been confessed to by somebody else, which I take as being synonymous to being 'picked up'.
....do people actually do all this stuff....? Egads...
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This test was very biased towards sex for some reason. I still have no idea why there were more questions about participating in sodomy than for taking drugs.
This is true. You could easily argue that acts of violence, for example, makes someone more "impure" than consensual sexual acts.
And since when was nitrous so terrible that it warranted more questions than cocaine or ecstasy?
That still confuses me. Cocaine is evil, nitrous is just dumb. Even in a sexual context, sex on nitrous is pretty pointless. It's a freakin' aenesthetic. Ecstacy has far more sexual connotations.
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Forgot to mention this, though I've told UK.
I scored 99.5%
Funnily enough, the only thing that brought me down was having been confessed to by somebody else, which I take as being synonymous to being 'picked up'.
....do people actually do all this stuff....? Egads...
How is that score even possible....I've had 97,6% on the 1000 question one and the only things I've done was having alcoholic stuff once a year, stole cucumbers when I was 5 years old and usual fapping/measuring your manliness.
Oh, and I've lost 2 questions just because I love rock and metal. What the hell.
Does stuff like licking your urine while you were 5 count? Or only stuff which you still do on a regular basis? :V
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Yeah, the test doesn't have too much in the way of face validity. At least the gender tests back when were a little bit better than this.
I don't think it's possible to get 99.5 and still be a functional human (if you took the 500 q test that is), because some of the questions are practically impossible to not do. Hell, i'm surprised 'breathing air' wasn't on this test somewhere. :V
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Yeah, the test doesn't have too much in the way of face validity. At least the gender tests back when were a little bit better than this.
I don't think it's possible to get 99.5 and still be a functional human (if you took the 500 q test that is), because some of the questions are practically impossible to not do. Hell, i'm surprised 'breathing air' wasn't on this test somewhere. :V
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2760/79961410.png)
REDEMPTION!!!
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So, would that make Suikama a dysfunctional human?
That 'Recent Perverts' list on the right looks like a Who-Is-Who of MotK :V
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Oh look it's me :V
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Nah, that just means Suikama is full of shit. :V
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4153/yukkuridiscworldgensoky.jpg)
Don't make me bring Kriegsaffe into this.
Or maybe do.
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E-Mouse, we both know that bringing Kreigsaffe into this is the only right thing to do.
Also:
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2nuq5qc.png)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2142wk1.jpg)
Whee~
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A preview. (http://gallery.whatistheexcel.com/main.php/v/krieg/)
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8110/yukkuritransformers.png)
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Nah, that just means Suikama is full of shit. :V
(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/521/5948ef2a3230a1d1d437eaf75034870f5f1dc51c.jpg?648935)
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(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7572/yukkuritrainthomas.png)
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http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7572/yukkuritrainthomas.png
chooyuu! chooyuuu!
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I think that my life would be no less fulfilled if I never saw a yukkuri ever again
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[nsfw]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8259/yukkuriayamuscleman.jpg[/nsfw]
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A preview. (http://gallery.whatistheexcel.com/main.php/v/krieg/)
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8110/yukkuritransformers.png)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/icl9hi.jpg)
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[nsfw]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8259/yukkuriayamuscleman.jpg[/nsfw]
Ooh, phallic phallic~
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(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2849/yukkuribasketball.png)
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(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/521/081e012026d3f3b15970a28e825ebb50830ab796.jpg?648847)
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/do9y5g.jpg)
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(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/521/081e012026d3f3b15970a28e825ebb50830ab796.jpg?648847)
Dakimakkuri shiteitte ne!
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/efh3eb.jpg)
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[nsfw]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1658/yukkurievolution.jpg[/nsfw]
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[nsfw]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1658/yukkurievolution.jpg[/nsfw]
Who are those two guys on the bottom? :o
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1648/yukkurifreakouttime.gif)
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There goes the purity that had finally been achieved :V
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T'fuck are you talking about?
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/5305/yukkurilionkanako.png)
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I think that my life would be no less fulfilled if I never saw a yukkuri ever again
Well guess what
You thought wrong
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T'fuck are you talking about?
That's it. Go now, Yukkureimu-Zombie-Mutation and rid CPMC of those atrocities that have infiltrated it.
Wait, now you're one of them as well... whatever
(http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab98/Twilight0402/YukkureimuCreepy.jpg)
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Somehow this thread got re-railed back to derailment.
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That's it. Go now, Yukkureimu-Zombie-Mutation and rid CPMC of those atrocities that have infiltrated it.
Wait, now you're one of them as well... whatever
Eh, just have the stupid thing nuke itself in the end. whatever gets rid of those tardbuses more effectively, I guess. :V
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way too many repeats and far too sex-oriented. Hell, you could probably compress a nice chunk of the questions and make room for better ones. :V
Took the 1000 question version while doing some other things. And yeah, they pad that shit out. You could literally drop most of the vehicle/public sex questions. That's just padding it out.
Also: 76.7%, but that is probably a little low since I took liberal interpretations of some questions. You could probably raise it a couple of percents easy with different spirits of the questions in mind.
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Took the 1000 question version while doing some other things. And yeah, they pad that shit out. You could literally drop most of the vehicle/public sex questions. That's just padding it out.
Also: 76.7%, but that is probably a little low since I took liberal interpretations of some questions. You could probably raise it a couple of percents easy with different spirits of the questions in mind.
YAY! I'm a dirtier girl than the Purvis :P. Ammy remains the dirty old man of the board :P
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YAY! I'm a dirtier girl than the Purvis :P. Ammy remains the dirty old man of the board :P
Yalls can have the quantity. I've got quality.
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Yalls can have the quantity. I've got quality.
Yeah, like I said - the 27.4% score consisted mostly of acts that, while I engaged in them willingly, did not really shape me for the better in retrospect. Some of my most soul-altering experiences were with girls I did little more than hold hands with.
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/hrimva.gif)
My god, how did I forget I had this?
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Ow-w
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(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1071/yukkuripacman2.gif)
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yukkuripacman2.gif
I SO want to play this if it ever existed.
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Well I just finished doing the 200 question quiz. I'm not kidding either I actually seriously did answer all 200 honestly.
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/Kaji_Kai/200questions.png)
Time for the 500 question quiz now~ ♪
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oh I remember this topic
it had some [nsfw]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6233/6568fbeaec031f8cf6939b4.jpg[/nsfw] in it
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Why is this alive again? It was fun, but yeah.
Also, I saw that mysterious person that I won't reveal!
Yeah, thought I wouldn't find out about your report. You know who you are :P.
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Why is this alive again? It was fun, but yeah.
Also, I saw that mysterious person that I won't reveal!
Yeah, thought I wouldn't find out about your report. You know who you are :P.
Sorry ^^; I know this thread is old and previously got derailed to hell but I just came across it a few nights ago. It looked like fun so I wanted to take the test too and post my results.
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Sorry ^^; I know this thread is old and previously got derailed to hell but I just came across it a few nights ago. It looked like fun so I wanted to take the test too and post my results.
It's fine, just kinda curious. I don't think anyone will yell at you too much for this particular necro, but you might wanna be careful of them in the future :P.
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It's fine, just kinda curious. I don't think anyone will yell at you too much for this particular necro, but you might wanna be careful of them in the future :P.
I'm not a fan of necro-ing threads anyways so I don't think I'll be doing it ever again xP As soon as I finish the last two tests I'll let it die and fade back into obscurity again ^^;
Also god the 500 question one is stupid. The things that are apparently impure are ridiculous.
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Also god the 500 question one is stupid. The things that are apparently impure are ridiculous.
Have you ever touched someone's legs, or held their hand?
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE IMPURE GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME *wields pepperspray*
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The 1000 question one is even more idiotic. As it has several impossible scenarios, waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too many sexually-oriented questions, and a shitload of gender-flipped repeats. and I'm sure I'm forgetting a bit more on the stupidity thing too.
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Also god the 500 question one is stupid. The things that are apparently impure are ridiculous.
oh it gets worse. And...really weird.
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oh it gets worse. And...really weird.
To the point where it's pretty much hilariously improbable.
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Wow... this test takes stupidity to levels that I never even knew existed before now. Like this question "used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?"
So apparently tickling someone is impure. That makes no sense at all. At least I'm not guilty of tickling :P
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When I clicked on the New Posts button, I got taken to the OP because this thread came around when i was inactive. I was so confused. ;_;
Test looks like a waste of time, but maybe I'll do the 200 one to spite myself.
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This test was brought to you by (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud)
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Wow... this test takes stupidity to levels that I never even knew existed before now. Like this question "used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?"
So apparently tickling someone is impure. That makes no sense at all. At least I'm not guilty of tickling :P
I have this one girl in my school whom we tickle all the time because it's so fun to do XD You should really see her reaction she jumps like a fucking cat!
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Wow... this test takes stupidity to levels that I never even knew existed before now. Like this question "used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?"
So apparently tickling someone is impure. That makes no sense at all. At least I'm not guilty of tickling :P
It is a fetish, to be fair. But it should have been phrased a LOT better.
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Kay, I just finished the 500 question test.
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/Kaji_Kai/500questions.png)
Ok, so I'm not completely pure after all XP But I'm still A+ ;D
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I'm asexual yet I still didn't get 100%. Something is obviously wrong with the test.
Not that you need to have a good reason in order to realize such, as said above.
Ok, so I'm not completely pure after all XP But I'm still A+ ;D
If you DO get 100% and you are past puberty, something is wrong :V
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I'm asexual yet I still didn't get 100%. Something is obviously wrong with the test.
Not that you need to have a good reason in order to realize such, as said above.
If you DO get 100% and you are past puberty, something is wrong :V
Well considering I'm 21 and got 98.4% I'm very pure :)
I don't think it's even possible to be past puberty and get 100% after honestly answering all of the questions in the 500 question test.
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...Huh. I got a 62, and I haven't actually lost my virginity or done any drugs/alcohol. Maybe the 200-question one is better for lowering score? :V
In any case, this was a pretty lame test... I can definitely tell that they were trying to extend it, even with the 200Q version.
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...Huh. I got a 62, and I haven't actually lost my virginity or done any drugs/alcohol. Maybe the 200-question one is better for lowering score? :V
In any case, this was a pretty lame test... I can definitely tell that they were trying to extend it, even with the 200Q version.
Huh, maybe I should take the 200Q one. Might lower my purity. It's so fun to be dirty :(.
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...Huh. I got a 62, and I haven't actually lost my virginity or done any drugs/alcohol. Maybe the 200-question one is better for lowering score? :V
In any case, this was a pretty lame test... I can definitely tell that they were trying to extend it, even with the 200Q version.
They needlessly extended it by asking the same questions twice or variations of questions. A few times the same question would be on the next page after it had just appeared on the previous one.
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No offense, UK, but I think striving to be dirtier or have a lower score is kind of silly. It's like one of those e-peen things to me, I guess.
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No offense, UK, but I think striving to be dirtier or have a lower score is kind of silly. It's like one of those e-peen things to me, I guess.
Plus you'll never beat me
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1827/75248613.jpg)
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ahahahahahaha oh god. I forgot about that. That is still amazing.
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Plus you'll never beat me
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1827/75248613.jpg)
How is that even possible?! O.o; Just how many erotic snowmen did you have to build to get that low of a score? :p
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He pretty much answered yes to every question, which pretty much caused the damned thing to fudge its huggies
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Oh god, wat.
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Plus you'll never beat me
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1827/75248613.jpg)
Holy fuck Letty is less pure than Gpop D:
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...what. No. That's Suikama, you dunce. :V
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Holy fuck Letty is less pure than Gpop D:
Ooh nice eye there :V
...what. No. That's Suikama, you dunce. :V
Look again
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MotK invasion, yo.
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No offense, UK, but I think striving to be dirtier or have a lower score is kind of silly. It's like one of those e-peen things to me, I guess.
B-but I already lost to Nobu and Ammy :(
I'm not counting Sukima's "lol wut" score.
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People are still taking this?
Derp, got a 97.5% on the 200 questions one.
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Decided to take the 200 question test this time, got a 95.5%. The same questions that I checked on in the 1000 question test, are of course the ones that got me this time as well. :V
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Currently being bored to death by the 1000 question test. It really would be more convenient if they had an option to choose no for all questions on the page.
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Currently being bored to death by the 1000 question test. It really would be more convenient if they had an option to choose no for all questions on the page :P
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Thanks a ton! :D This should make it go a little faster.
But do they really have to keep asking the EXACT same question over and over again? I've seen most of these questions twice now or a variation of the same question.
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Yeah, they tend to do that a lot. It gets really annoying really fast.
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Yeah, they tend to do that a lot. It gets really annoying really fast.
I've seen this one three times now "Have you ever had sex with a virgin?" Sadly I'm only half way done.
This one is just plain stupid "Have you ever hot tubbed in mixed company?"
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One thing that bugs me about the test is that they judge how pure you are solely on how much experience you have had with sex and drugs.
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One thing that bugs me about the test is that they judge how pure you are solely on how much you don't go out and do things.
fixed
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Also the questions don't seem to have different weights, the score seems to be based purely on how many yes's you answer
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Also the questions don't seem to have different weights, the score seems to be based purely on how many yes's you answer
Something I noticed is that there's no option for being decidedly bisexual (or at least not in the 200 question quiz), so people who are would have to answer that they're both decidedly heterosexual and decidedly homosexual, which would result in them getting a lower score than if they had just chosen one.
Though I don't even know why saying yes to either makes you less pure in the first place :x
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Someone should make a Touhou purity test with questions like
Have you ever "1cc"ed a game? y/n
Can you name every windows touhou character? y/n
Can you name ever PC-98 character? y/n
Can you clear any extra stages? y/n
Can you 1cc lunatic? y/n
etc
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I'm finally done all 3 tests! Here is what I got on the 1000 question test:
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/Kaji_Kai/1000questions.png)
Never have I been so relieved to be done a test :P
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Great, congratulations. Can we lock this zombie up now?