Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Slaves on October 04, 2009, 06:32:27 PM
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:<
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So, when are you two going to exchange phone numbers already?
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YOU MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER THAN MEEEEEEE
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ilu slaves~
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Why am I a pirate anyway? It's been bugging me for months man!
And whoever we're at it, who the heck is this "U.N. Owen" anyway!?
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Where is Myon?
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Where is Myon?
Fuck you in the nose. >:C
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And whoever we're at it, who the heck is this "U.N. Owen" anyway!?
Isn't it an Agatha Christie reference?
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Why am I a pirate anyway? It's been bugging me for months man!
And whoever we're at it, who the heck is this "U.N. Owen" anyway!?
i was going to make you look like a gundam pilot, but it ended up looking like a pirate so i thought "well we didn't get the pirate loli we wanted from UFO so why not make Vic one"
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Where is Myon?
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Yea, it's a Christie reference, from Ten Little Indians.
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Fuck you in the nose. >:C
So thats where the white stuff came from..
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oops, I forgot to actually type skmetjikn, haha.
I was just going to type "Beyond" so pretend I did that.
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I JUST NOTICED
EVEN THE DUCKS HAVE THE e we.
SLAVES <3
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fine motherfuckers
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Bravo Slaves, Bravo.
You are a fucking picasso.
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Does she have spooge on her dress? e we
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/r/ part 2 of that comic which involves Myon x Mode image.
WHICH THEY STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME GODDAMN IT MYODE!
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What does my bandanna say?
Also, Slaves, love you, beat artist ever, etc.
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Hay gais wats goin on hurr?
D:
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What does my bandanna say?
I think it says "pew pew".
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Does she have spooge on her dress? e we
it was supposed to be Myon (the real one not the whoreslutbitch)
What does my bandanna say?
Also, Slaves, love you, beat artist ever, etc.
Pew Pew, as in the bullet sound effect.
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Oh, gotcha. e we
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pew pew e we
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fuck yes ghost dress e we
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pew pew e we
әm ә mәd mәd
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So now there are two separate series of "Mode presents"? Sweet.
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So now there are two separate series of "Mode presents"? Sweet.
I'm too lazy to make miiiiine. e we
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GPOOP HAS A STD
HE GUNNA DYE
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Isn't it sad, Gpop?
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:[
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I gots STD now ;_;
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Better get some penicillin young man.
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Oh man that sucks how fatal is it?
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mode y u take babby
mode y u eat babby
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can I has one
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babby wuz deelishos gud stuff lol
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DDR EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
Also I want babby too. Share Mode?
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oh TSO ;;
i am truley sorry for your lots
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babby is good but a little too chewy if eaten raw.
It's best to fry it first. :V
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APATHETIC MODE FUCK YEAR
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Such a bitch, Mode. :|
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That was AWESOME
Could you do me next?
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Edibuttmuncher. >:3
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Mode doesn't care about dusty. D:
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There still needs to be a comic in which Mode interviews herself. :V
in any case, uh. I wouldn't mind stepping up to the plate again. :x
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind a new treatment, either.
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THERE CAN ONLY BE Oe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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WHOA.
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DIVIDED BY ZERO OSHI-
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Ahahah, that made me giggle~
Also do one for me when you have time please~
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SADGIWDUIADIHWHLD
WTF MAN U BROKE IT
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pffffffahahahahahahahaha
yes
That was simply glorious. Especially the last two panels.
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SADGIWDUIADIHWHLD
WTF MAN U BROKE IT
BROKED IT WITH RAINBOW
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These are too funny. I wouldn't mind one either if you had any good ideas. :3
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BROKED IT WITH RAINBOW
SDFIOJWOIJQFW NFQWFQW FQWFQOHQUIFQW!
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Mode doesn't care about dusty. D:
Wryyyy ;_;
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XD XD XD
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will not be updating for a while because
obligatory preview, will add another one when i get some color in.
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also, TSO's portrait is special because, unlike the others, i'm doing it listening to Heian Alien rather than Leaf Ponders the Flower, Flower Ponders the Leaf and One-Way Accelerator.
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S'all good.
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I cannot think of a better way to have ended the series.
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Slaves, send whatever mod is online a PM when you're ready to start doing pictures again. I will not have this glory tainted.
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:V
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words words words
words words
words words words words
snarky words
ColonVee
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The ULTRA COLONVEE at the end was just glorious. Not gonna lie.
also :V
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garlic bread
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garlic bread
you're doing it wrong. :|
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The ULTRA COLONVEE at the end was just glorious. Not gonna lie.
also :V
This has to go into a spellcard. It HAS to. :<
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you're doing it wrong. :|
I like garlic bread. Is there something wrong with that?
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FABULOUS
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I like garlic bread. Is there something wrong with that?
no, only the fact that there are no italics involved.
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no, only the fact that there are no italics involved.
I saw you use it once though :V
Fine I'll remove them then =/
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That was fucking grand.
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pr0 $kater
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Holy Fuck, Over There
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Hosnap.
HE'S SO COOL HE TALKS GOLDDDDD
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HE SO HIP AND PHAT AND DOWN WITH THE KIDS
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He's not cool if he doesn't ollie off a building do a Varial Mctwist over a motherfuckin' helicopter, while you have your friend record the entire damn thing, steal the tape, edit the video with himself in it instead of you to become pro, win a pro contest, find your friend back in New Jersey and punch him in the face to get the original tape back and become pro like the Hawk.
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I HAVE THAT GAME FOR GAMECUBE.
YESSSS
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I HAVE THAT GAME FOR GAMECUBE.
YESSSS
My god that game was definitely the shit. <3
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I always played as a girl. And my voice had to be squeaky.
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But can he do a 720 Inverted Bugbear?
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No but I can do a grind for 38462402342034 hours.
I was the best. e we
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No but I can do a grind for 38462402342034 hours.
I was the best. e we
OH GOD GRIND 50-50 OLLIE INDY BACKFLIP GRIND TAILSLIDE OLLIE HEELFLIP MANUAL SPECIAL!!! GRIND DARKSLIDE BONELESS GRIND ON WIRES OLLIE FLIP SPECIAL!!! MANUAL HANDSTAND OLLIE KICKFLIP GRIND SPECIAL!!! OLLIE MANUAL SPACEWALK bail ;_;
But yeah I used to be godly in that game too. Beat every goal on the hardest difficulty.
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I would just do long combos of grinds and manuals. e we
I wasn't godly, just a regular movespammer.
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Oh boy I remember Pro Skater. I used to go on a forever loop on a rail, going round and round.
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less skating
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more e we
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SCUSE ME BUT WHARE DID THAT SWORD GO
And I still don't know what he means. :C
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he was saying :sword!: :(
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oh alright. e we
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These are awesome.
Do me next! *hops up and down*
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Since Mode didn't get to me, you might as well do me... :(
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:Sword!: is the new :cool:
:Sword!:
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Shh Slaves is sleepan you gonna wake him up. >:C
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this is very nice =]
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I SAID SHH YOU ARE GONNA WAKE HIM UP
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I SAID SHH YOU ARE GONNA WAKE HIM UP
=| sorry, geez... T-T nyuu~
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shhhh..... Slaves is sleeping at the moment
The boy is sleeping
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I order Slaves to do one of these starring himself.
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I order Slaves to do one of these starring himself.
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You don't order anything, zygote.
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You don't order anything, zygote.
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Slaves is sleeping. Please wait warmly until he awakens.
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Yall better have some breakfast waiting for him, too.
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Yall better have some breakfast waiting for him, too.
You're his roommate, aren't you? ???
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/me belches quietly.
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Yall better have some breakfast waiting for him, too.
I will make him love on rye bread with a side of hugs coke (http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7581/sandwichcokefishing.jpg).
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Why would you drink Coke in the morning? It will melt your teeth.
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They should have made teeth stronger.
Stupid evolution.
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coke (http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7581/sandwichcokefishing.jpg).
May E-mouse's reign be long and prosper.
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May E-mouse's reign be long and prosper.
I concur.
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May E-mouse's reign be long and prosper.
E-mouse's in his heaven. All's right with the world~
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Why would you drink Coke in the morning? It will melt your teeth.
I do that every training season for marathons, I don't see my teeth melting if you compensate with healthy calcium diet and brush your teeth and CLEAR YOUR CACHE.
LOL
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I concur.
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Wanna club dat seal~
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Wanna club dat seal~
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Heh, thanks, Slaves.
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The irony is, in reality, I can't even stand on a skateboard without it flying out from under me.
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Mus that is a fetus not a seal, that guy used to be my clan leader =I
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Sup' Bashy
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Mus that is a fetus not a seal, that guy used to be my clan leader =I
Quote from: Captain Purvis the Fetus on Today at 01:59:51 am
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Obama?
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More like ...
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... Obadass.
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no
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Putin here, I like to have a word with you.
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Now that I can see the pictures, I approve of this thread.
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now go find the ZUN version of this, and yes one does exist for I have seen it, now go find it :V
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now go find the ZUN version of this, and yes one does exist for I have seen it, now go find it :V
Allow me!
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ZUN!
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what the hell is this
it's on the 2nd page
>:(
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O0
Just O0.
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Why doesn't that guy from Heaven's Liquor have fanart?
son i am disappoint
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fine jeez
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y we is on the fire ???????
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Seriously, Slaves, exchange phone numbers man. You two gush at each other like that couple from The Notebook. Just get it over with already.
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but is we on the fire !!!!!!
phone is working against!!!
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Seriously, Slaves, exchange phone numbers man. You two gush at each other like that couple from The Notebook. Just get it over with already.
I hate you for this. (http://www.the-elite.net/---/story/)
It all started when our uber geek, Slaves, woke up in a swamp. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling very relieved, Slaves punched a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Absolutely thrilled, he realized that his beloved Alice was missing! Immediately he called his former cellmate, Mode. Slaves had known Mode for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were exotic ones. Mode was unique. She was ingenious though sometimes a little... clueless. Slaves called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Mode picked up to a very happy Slaves. Mode calmly assured him that most disease-carrying chipmunks yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually charismatically yawn *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Slaves. Why was Mode trying to distract Slaves? Because she had snuck out from Slaves's with the Alice only ten days prior. It was a sassy little Alice... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Slaves got back to the subject at hand: his Alice. Mode cringed. Relunctantly, Mode invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Alice. Slaves grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Mode realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the Alice and she had to do it aptly. She figured that if Slaves took the homemade car, she had take at least nine minutes before Slaves would get there. But if he took the seal? Then Mode would be abundantly screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Mode was interrupted by nine stupid muffins that were lured by her Alice. Mode cringed; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling angered, she aimlessly reached for her ripened avocado and randomly deflowered every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the seal rolling up. It was Slaves.
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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of dangerous oil-soaked rags, so he knew he was running late. With a deft leap, Slaves was out of the seal and went scandalously jaunting toward Mode's front door. Meanwhile inside, Mode was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the Alice into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind her rhinocerus. Mode was puzzled but at least the Alice was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Mode explosively purred. With a quick push, Slaves opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish self-righteous ass in a curb-jumping ghetto sled (Impala),' he lied. 'It's fine,' Mode assured him. Slaves took a seat frighteningly close to where Mode had hidden the Alice. Mode yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Slaves was distracted. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, Mode noticed a oafish look on Slaves's face. Slaves slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Mode felt a stabbing pain in her love handle when Slaves asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the Alice right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A stupid look started to form on Slaves's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's potatos from when she used to have pet legless puppies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Slaves nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Mode could react, Slaves aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The Alice was plainly in view.
Slaves stared at Mode for what what must've been ten microseconds. A few unsatisfying minutes later, Mode groped charismatically in Slaves's direction, clearly desperate. Slaves grabbed the Alice and bolted for the door. It was locked. Mode let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Slaves,' she rebuked. Mode always had been a little oafish, so Slaves knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Mode did something crazy, like... start chucking dangerous oil-soaked rags at her or something. A few unfulfilled decades later, he gripped his Alice tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Mode looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Slaves. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eight days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Slaves. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Mode walked over to the window and looked down. Slaves was gone.
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Just yonder, Slaves was struggling to make his way through the haunted thicket behind Mode's place. Slaves had severely hurt his prostate during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral muffins suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Alice. One by one they latched on to Slaves. Already weakened from his injury, Slaves yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of muffins running off with his Alice.
But then God came down with His clever smile and restored Slaves's Alice. Feeling stunned, God smote the muffins for their injustice. Then He got in His tricycle and bolted away with the fortitude of 1.2 billion venomous koalas running from a teensy pack of long-haired sea monkeys. Slaves tripped with joy when he saw this. His Alice was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes his favorite TV show, CPMC, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When disease-carrying chipmunks meet unborn fetus'). Slaves was thrilled. And so, everyone except Mode and a few unborn fetus-toting South American hissing sloths lived blissfully happy, forever after.
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oh jesus christ
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Why, oh why do I put off assigned reading but will gladly read things like this in the meantime?
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WE DRINK RITALIN
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HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT
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WE DRINK RITALIN
And eat it at the same time.
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BOOKMARKING THAT MOTHERFUCKER OF A POST.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH QUITE SO LOUDLY AT 4.30AM
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I want heat vision.
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Alice theft is serious business!
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WE DRINK RITALIN
HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT
MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!
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i'll have you all know that for the next few days i'm going to be (slowly) making that post into a comic because it's too awesome to have no visuals.
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YOU CHASE SOLO SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT
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SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT
That can't be healthy.
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Wow.
Wow.
WOW.
RURO.
WOW.but is we on the fire !!!!!!
phone is working against!!!
s'okay we gunna get mared
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fine jeez
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y we is on the fire ???????
DOUBLE POSTAN CAUSE JESUS KRISTAL
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elepantz
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Gimme my fuckan socks Pesco and explain Mafia in the process. >:C
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ahahahaha
GOD DAMN IT PESCO was my favorite part.
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Pesco, you tool.
:Sword!:
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Next Tewi avi get!
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Oh. Where's Sir Donut?
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WE DRINK RITALIN
YOU CHASE SOLO
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Next Tewi avi get!
but that's not Tewi
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YOU CHASE SOLO
CREAM CHEESE REVEILLE!
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PLEASE LET ME DOWN TO HOLD THE KETCHUP
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by the way, if anyone doesn't know what we're referencing, get out
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SUBMARINE, BURNING IN HELL!
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Fa-an-cy cola through the night
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by the way, if anyone doesn't know what we're referencing, get out
We have our own made up lyrics for that in our parts. :<
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GATHER ME EYES!
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by the way, if anyone doesn't know what we're referencing, get out
i don't know what you're referencing :(
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i don't know what you're referencing :(
Then stop posting and GET OUT! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45257)
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UNCLE COOL, NEW LETTER YOU BE SHOCKIN' ME
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This song is going nowhere TO BE FOUND. :<
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ONE TALK IF TWO ARE DOWN
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wat u guys tlkaing bout
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wat u guys tlkaing bout
WE DRINK RITALINS, HERES THE FOOD I WANT TO EAT
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Alright.