Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Nobu on September 03, 2009, 09:48:26 PM
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TH10, 11, and 12 were the only games where I first saw the characters on my first playthrough, so there was maximum surprise value there mind you.
Nothing in 11 was too lulz worthy, but I remember laughing when I first encountered Kanako and her ZOMG big purple hair. That, and I wasn't prepared for how plain Murasa looked at first. I thought ZUN might have run out of ideas or something.
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Utsuho (I still remember when they called her Nuke-tan) and Unzan.
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Every character from THRtP, with the exception of Reimu, Mima, and Elis.
Honorable mention to Nitori Kawashiro from MoF.
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Hina.
God, she looks like she had a stroke.
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Every character from THRtP, with the exception of Reimu, Mima, and Elis.
How dare you laugh at shingyoku
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Utsuho (I still remember when they called her Nuke-tan) and Unzan.
I half-loled, half floored by awesomeness when I first saw the Caution symbols and heard the alarm. I was afraid my characters would get cancer.
Hina.
God, she looks like she had a stroke.
Practically every character from MoF looks like they either got a stroke or fell out of the crib one too many times. That was a bad art year for ZUN.
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minoriko for sure for me lol is that a chin growing out of her neck?
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the only characters i got to see "in person" were the chicks in UFO, since i didn't play the games until after1-2 months of discovering it.
but,
Kogasa
CAPTAIN MURASA
Nue (although she was more "what" than "lol", but still)
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minoriko for sure for me lol is that a chin growing out of her neck?
This. Although since it was my first time playing Touhou ever and I wasn't really thinking about the art (and I'm still in that boat that thinks ZUN's art is charming in all the games in one way or the other), Minoriko is the only ZUNart in the series I cringe looking at.
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minoriko for sure for me lol is that a chin growing out of her neck?
This. Although since it was my first time playing Touhou ever and I wasn't really thinking about the art (and I'm still in that boat that thinks ZUN's art is charming in all the games in one way or the other), Minoriko is the only ZUNart in the series I cringe looking at.
The first thing that I noticed about Minoriko was her bare feet.
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EoSD Sakuya.
Is that a hand, or what?
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EoSD Sakuya.
Is that a hand, or what?
This.
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Giant Catfish.
No explanation necessary.
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This place need a lot of pictures. :P
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Giant Catfish.
No explanation necessary.
This.
Also, Cirno was a pretty big laugh fest on easy mode my first run through or so. Of course, I never actually watched any videos of Cirno's spellcards beforehand, so I never noticed the blindspot. The laughter was directed at me that time.
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This.
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4659/ohhey.jpg)
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Koishi.
YOU WANT AN EXTRA BOSS?
A JAPANESE KINDERGARTENER WITH A PURSE, THAT'S YOUR EXTRA BOSS.
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Definately the Giant Catfish. i was in a "wtf" state throughout that battle
and Unzan as well i guess
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Everyone in EoSD mainly because it was the first Touhou game I played and the Dialouge in it.
I recall calling Patchouli a "Library Hobo"...
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Nitori, Utsuho (Spell Card Caution!), Kogasa (Urameshiya!), and Ichirin (brofists) all made me laugh a bit.
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I recall calling Patchouli a "Library Hobo"...
You... You take that back! You big bully!
Actually, EoSD was my first Touhou game too, and I hadn't had any prior Touhou experience, so I didn't know what anyone looked like. If anyone made me lol though, it'd have been Sakuya. "Wait, why am I fighting a maid?"
And in more recent times, Suwako and Unzan. That hat, those fists...
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I recall calling Patchouli a "Library Hobo"...
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5871/9b569f33457f2c68916057d.jpg)
"Let's see, how to easily remove unneeded portions of food..."
Fixed.
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Practically every character from MoF looks like they either got a stroke or fell out of the crib one too many times. That was a bad art year for ZUN.
but Reimu is an undead zombie so yeah
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I could just imagine a drunken ZUN and a dart board with pictures of random objects and animals taped on it.
I'm pretty sure that's how he gets character ideas.
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well i for one admire his outrageous character designs.
hell, even i couldn't come up with something that far out there.
an earth goddess with an extreme fascination of frogs? GENIUS
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I could just imagine a drunken ZUN and a dart board with pictures of random objects and animals taped on it.
I'm pretty sure that's how he gets character ideas.
He goes to some kind of online Youkai libray and hits the "Random" button. either that or he gets fucking SMASHED and tries despratley to comprehend cartoons with monsters
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Sanae.
Her hair looks like some kind of a toxic green shapeless lichen that's eating her face.
Thank god for fanart.
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THE CATFISH HAHAHA
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I love Ran now, but when I first saw her hat I giggled.
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minoriko for sure for me lol is that a chin growing out of her neck?
Bazooka Chin.
Also, Eirin looks shit ugly compared to what Fanart portrays her as.
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I laughed at Yamame's dress a bit. It's so...poofy. :S
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I laughed at Yamame's dress a bit. It's so...poofy. :S
That is actually one of the reasons why I like her. The dress makes her look so huggable~♥
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I started with EoSD, and before I got accustomed to ZUN's art, I couldn't look at Sakuya without chuckling. I referred to her as "the autistic ninja maid."
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(http://i30.tinypic.com/2m46lx4.jpg)
"the autistic ninja maid."
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2zdvkw4.jpg)
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oh god i just realized she's making that klingon sign with her fingers
fuck i can't unsee it
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oh god i just realized she's making that klingon sign with her fingers
fuck i can't unsee it
You had to say it aloud.
Goddamn it Ruro.
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oh god i just realized she's making that klingon sign with her fingers
fuck i can't unsee it
fortunatly for me, I have no idea as to what you are talking about.
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Er, it's actually the Vulcan salute (live long and prosper). Not that it matters.
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I hate to get this wrong...but isn't that the Vulcan symbol?
And non of the characters struck me truly as loltastic (setting the fact aside that the premise of the characters is always "little girl/young woman capable of destroying large armies")
I do still giggle at the Kirby hat Ran wears though...and the concepts of Utsuho (nuclear powered, super powerful, pet.) and or the good Captain (Anchors away!) amuse me to now, amongst others.
Oh, and then there is the Evil Eye Sigma Tank...
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Does anyone know even WHY Utsuho has a club foot anyway?
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Giant Catfish.
No explanation necessary.
This. I was totally not expecting that at all. Utsuho as well with the intro to her spell cards. "Caution and all" i was like "wth?! haha oh wow"
Reisen probably made me chuckle a bit. A Bunny girl in a business suit? serious business indeed haha.
Mokou for sure cause she highly reminded me of inuyasha.
Does anyone know even WHY Utsuho has a club foot anyway?
A crow that gives off a conspicuously-colored light.
On her left foot is the "Foot of fission";
On her right foot is the "Foot of fusion";
Finally, on her right arm is the "Third Leg" which controls it.
from the SA instruction booklet translation at the wikia.
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Does anyone know even WHY Utsuho has a club foot anyway?
Her right foot is supposed to be encased in concrete (representing the concrete sarcophagus that was built to contain the Chernobyl reactor)
i guess?
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I saw the 'armless' comments long before I played SA myself but when I saw Satori in person I realized that the comments were spot on.
Also, Kaguya looks mildly fisheyed.
Add another vote for the giant catfish. That one caught me by surprise as well. Also, UNL Shanghai.
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Sakuya look so much younger when Zun draw it...
The knife is totally off angle unless those are Kukri.
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Satori looked more zombie-like to me, with her half-open eyes and awkward, wobbly sprite.
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Satori has no elbows.
That is all.
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I can't think of any character that made me "lol"... Usually if I laughed it's more of a "Oh god that's so freaking awesome" kind of laugh, like with Ichirin/Unzan and the catfish.
The only character that even really got close to that kind of reaction from me was, um, Yuyuko. The first time I saw her, I found myself questioning whether she actually was the final boss or not. I mean, her artwork hardly makes her look threatening. Like, at all. Seriously, look at it:
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/2/21/Th07yuyuko01.png)
Does this look like a final boss? All poofy blue nightdress and pink hair and Dreamcast logo hat?
Of course, then you actually see what she can do and you get more of a "HOLY CRAP!" reaction from her. The butterflies... DEAR GOD THE BUTTERFLIES!
/me breaks down and curls into a foetal ball.
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Haha when you say it like that i did kinda felt the same way but not really in the comical sense like the way you described ahah. i was kinda like "what the hell? that's the final boss? I mean i thought it would be a ghost but i was expecting a vengeful looking ghost." and we get this cherry.....cheery happy ghost instead.
This is lol.
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I can't think of any character that made me "lol"... Usually if I laughed it's more of a "Oh god that's so freaking awesome" kind of laugh, like with Ichirin/Unzan and the catfish.
The only character that even really got close to that kind of reaction from me was, um, Yuyuko. The first time I saw her, I found myself questioning whether she actually was the final boss or not. I mean, her artwork hardly makes her look threatening. Like, at all. Seriously, look at it:
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/2/21/Th07yuyuko01.png)
Does this look like a final boss? All poofy blue nightdress and pink hair and Dreamcast logo hat?
Of course, then you actually see what she can do and you get more of a "HOLY CRAP!" reaction from her. The butterflies... DEAR GOD THE BUTTERFLIES!
/me breaks down and curls into a foetal ball.
This post reminds me of that doujin that tells you how to measure your 9 level. (Screw the circle.) I think... being tricked by Yuyuko's cute appearance was among the highest 9 levels or something.
Or maybe I'm confusing everything.
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Back when I was in my first week of Touhou, I hated Yuyuko's guts because I could not beat her on easy (yes, believe it or not such a time did exist). I wanted to rip her face off because that ditzy smile was kicking my ass all over the place.
I got better thankfully.
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When the UFO demo screens were being leaked:
"Oh, so it's a mouse instead of a grasshopper. Cool."
"Hey, looks like that miniboss from Kirby's Dream Land 3 is in this game."
"aaaand some girl. How very OH SHIT AHAHAHA THAT CLOUD"
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Suwako's hat. I was like, really?
Apart from that nothing really springs to mind. Although Orin transforming from cat to catgirl and saying "Tada~" made me laugh.
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Kanako - Her hair.
Unzan - The fist
Suika - The drunken sprite
Momizi - Made me think of Santa Claus.
Byakuren - So out-of-place its funny.
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Yes! I also thought Momiji was Santa. I remember thinking, "Why does Santa want to rape me?"
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Huh, no mentions of Hisoutensoku yet? That thing was almost as weird as the giant catfish, though perhaps not as much of a surprise.
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Apart from that nothing really springs to mind. Although Orin transforming from cat to catgirl and saying "Tada~" made me laugh.
I almost forgot about Orin. It was like, WTF catgirl Wendy? Did ZUN run out of ideas and think no one would notice if he ripped off some 'obscure' american fast food icon?
I think the day I quit is when when they introduce a clown character. I almost thought Yuugi was a clown at first with her ridiculously pale skin.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/24xmdqt.jpg)
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These two expression always make me laugh.
Yuyuko's fufufu and Eirin's idk what you call that face. Also don't laugh at my crap score.
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/fufufuherpderp.png)
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Er, it's actually the Vulcan salute (live long and prosper). Not that it matters.
I'm too much of a Doctor Who fan :( My bad, thanks.
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Okay is it just me or does anyone see some kind of writing on Sakuya's Sleeve (I guess).
Looks like R..... M......
Just looked at it in the game. Looks like Real Music or Magic.
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Sakuya's sleeve has "Red Magic" on it, which is of course Remilia's final card on Normal. I always thought that was kind of cool.[/sakuyabias]
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Sakuya in EoSD.
Must've been ZUN's all-time high in alcohol consumption at that time.
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- Utsuho, because of some patterns that reminded me of Ms. Garra (from ESP Ra.De)
- Yugi, because of her last midboss pattern (which remind me of Larsa, from Mushihimesama Futari)
- Yamame, because of her dress and hairdo (I felt like, "okay, I get it, she's spider-themed, right?")
- Satori, because of her tiny arms (and later, because of her "dancing" sprite)
- Murasa, because of her tiny hat (and perhaps because she could be seen as a Chiyuri replacement)
- Nue, because of her childish clothes and appearance :p (haven't cared much for her wings, initially thought that she looked like Flandre, not that she was her successor.. and thus haven't associated her with the mythological Nue, even though I've heard this name before)
- Suwako, because of her hat and frog theme, too
- Sanae, for using shots from Bornnam and Miyamoto (both are characters from the Mahou Daisakusen series) in UFO
- Komachi, because of her scythe. I thought.. "that scythe, what happened to it? Is it still working? xD"
- Alice in PCB, because of her spinning sprite :D (when I think of Alice, I don't think of this as one of her characteristics :p)
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Catfish for obvious reasons.
Shou and Nue because they looked like guys. Still do but fanart has been working to rectify that.
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I laughed at Luize after I mistook her for a prototype Yukari. The laughter was directed at myself, because I was an idiot of the highest degree for ever mistaking the two as the same.
Also Ice-Antlers (I don't care if she isn't a character, I still laughed at it, and that's all that counts).
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Oh yeah, I laughed at Shou, particularly her hair. I know it was intended to go with the tiger theme, but it makes her look like an 80s raver.
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When I first saw Unzan I had no forewarning. I could not stop laughing, especially considering thsi was during the prime of the Brofist.
Sakuya's EoSD face made me laugh nervously at how horribly disfigured she looks.
Ran's swastika spellcard was a definite "lol".
For some reason the "cheeto" homing lasers from Mystic Square gave me a good chuckle but I guess those don't count as a character.
The inanimate bosses in SoEW made me think I was playing contra with Touhous.
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I could have sworn Shou was a dude.
Toramaru is a guy's name.
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The only character that even really got close to that kind of reaction from me was, um, Yuyuko. The first time I saw her, I found myself questioning whether she actually was the final boss or not. I mean, her artwork hardly makes her look threatening. Like, at all. Seriously, look at it:
Does this look like a final boss? All poofy blue nightdress and pink hair and Dreamcast logo hat?
Of course, then you actually see what she can do and you get more of a "HOLY CRAP!" reaction from her. The butterflies... DEAR GOD THE BUTTERFLIES!
I didn't think any of the others really looked like final bosses either save for utsuho.
I guess it really takes for the boss to be planet-sized to really look like a final boss :V
Also,
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/f/fa/Th10Suwako01.png)
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I didn't think any of the others really looked like final bosses either save for utsuho.
I guess it really takes for the boss to be planet-sized to really look like a final boss :V
I'd like to think that Touhou's rather infamous for this sorta thing. Half of the final/EX bosses don't even look remotely threatening save for a few (Evil Eye Sigma is the most imposing, imo)
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I could have sworn Shou was a dude.
Toramaru is a guy's name.
If Shou was a dude, he'd easily be 3x popular than normal, from all the people going "ZOMG first guy as a Touhou boss" followed by an explosion of fan content.
Of course, ZUN could just be playing a trick on us by not specifying guy or girl, then saying half the cast were guys all this time. o_o
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When I met Ran, at first I lol'd pretty hard at her pyjama and went "D'awwww" when she started spinning for no reason afterwards. Now that I think about it, it should've rather went the other way around I suppose.
Kanako when she took out her pillars... horns... whatever the hell those are.
"Wha...? Ahahahaha OH SHI- *bomb"
Yuugi because she gives me a surprisingly GAR impression. If it would've not been for the fact that I actually mistook "him" for a unicorn at first.
Yuyuko was a mixture of amusement and disappointment at the same time. I just came from EoSD, and Remilia kicked huge ass for a final boss, being a vampire and shit. And then I saw Yuyuko right after the Youmu fight and went duhhhh. I was expecting some kind of reaper or something.
"What, that's it? Another ghost? Of a console?"
Surprisingly, I did not lol at Okuu's spellcard alert. It rather scared the crap out of me since I was on my last life when I first saw it. I had huge respect for that.
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Perhaps I was just used most anime character designs by the time I got into Touhou, but I never really found the designs of any of the girls particularly strange. The artwork on the other hand...
However, I think Ran is the one that comes close due to her tails. Then Satori would probably come second, because out of all the things I've seen in Touhou so far, I thought that fighting a boss that wears slippers was odd.
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of all the things I've seen in Touhou so far, I thought that fighting a boss that wears slippers was odd.
This. Too funny.
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Youmu made me lol the first time I saw her discription as Half Ghost Half Human.
I now claim she stalks herself...
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...I didn't even notice Satori's slippers.
I think she just skyrocketed up my favourite character list.
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Like a few others, I too, thought that Shou was the first guy in Touhou.
Then I remembered that there are no guys in Gensokyo (Rinnosuke's too effeminate).
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Chen, with her spinning....
And sakuya's face in EoSD.
Let's not forget suika in 12.3......look at her image in the character select screen. No, no, the smaller one. That got more a "what the!?" reaction out of me once i thought on it.
PS: All of ZUN's drawings make me lol, but these take the cake.
PPS: I know that suika was not ZUN's work.
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PPS: I know that suika was not ZUN's work.
Objection! (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/0/06/Suika_rough.jpg)
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Well then here goes my list.
-EOSD.
Sakuya: her smiling face is just creepy.
Flandre: the wings, just the wings.
-IN
Wriggle, oh look a male character.
Tewi: her sprite seems weird to me.
-MOF.
Kanako: the hair.
Suwako: the hat.
-SA
Satori: obvious reasons.
Orin: she has cat and human ears.
-UFO
Kogasa: the umbrella is beautiful.
Unzan: brofist.
Nue: totally unexpected character design.
As a bonus: Genji.
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(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2442/catra.jpg)
I stopped laughing after her stage 5 midboss card raped me sideways.
Also,
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/f/fa/Th10Suwako01.png)
This as well.
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Oh yeah, I laughed at Shou, particularly her hair. I know it was intended to go with the tiger theme, but it makes her look like an 80s raver.
When I've seen Shou for the first time, I thought she was an amazon, not a tiger youkai >.>
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Kanako's hair
Jesus christ.. thank god for fanart.
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The ZUNart Kanako is a horrific abomination that should never be spoken of, ever.
Also, Suika. >_>;
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The ZUNart Kanako is a horrific abomination that should never be spoken of, ever.
Also, Suika. >_>;
she honestly doesn't look too bad in the UFO endings
but that's probably because she's not colored :(
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The ZUNart Kanako is a horrific abomination that should never be spoken of, ever.
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Aw, I like Kanako's eighties hair for some reason~
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Tewi's Last Word portrait in IN. Everytime I look at it... (http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3843/tewilwportraitdequalssi.png)
Also, what I'm assuming to be Rika's sprite in SoEW. I swear, the first time I saw it, I thought it was Dracula. (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7791/rikaisthatqm.png)
Also, I have an aunt who used to have hair similar to Kanoko's... Great, now I can't unsee it.
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Also, what I'm assuming to be Rika's sprite in SoEW. I swear, the first time I saw it, I thought it was Dracula. (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7791/rikaisthatqm.png)
Rika is a Freemason. (http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4255/3382915.jpg) Seriously.
Also, unless you've played the PCB Demo, you have not seen Sakuya's best portrait. It will put her EoSD portrait to shame in ridiculousness:
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
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Those hands. Tewi's and Sakuya's. ◎.◎
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Also, unless you've played the PCB Demo, you have not seen Sakuya's best portrait. It will put her EoSD portrait to shame in ridiculousness:
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
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That left hand looks...
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OWCH!
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Remi must break Sakuya's hands when ever she doesn't do her job right.
They don't go to Eirin so the hands don't heal right and become disfigured.
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The ZUNart Kanako is a horrific abomination that should never be spoken of, ever.
ZUN's Kanako smirk is actually pretty awesome.
Also, am I the only one who thinks that SWR Tenshi's face on her 'normal' portrait looks horrid?
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/b/be/SWR_Tenshi.jpg)
Edit: I absolutely love Yuki's portrait in MS.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/5/53/Th05yuki01.png)
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(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
wh-
what the hell?
was that the portrait that came in when she bombed or something?
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Tewi's Last Word portrait in IN. Everytime I look at it... (http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3843/tewilwportraitdequalssi.png)
Her IN portrait is still better than her PoFV portrait.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/zjulqr.jpg)
What is going on with her EARS? O_O
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not to mention her hair.
well, really, all characters with black hair. the way ZUN shades it makes it look..greasy.
(inb4 Grease)
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not to mention her hair.
well, really, all characters with black hair. the way ZUN shades it makes it look..greasy.
(inb4 Grease)
What is it with ZUN and wavy, chin-length hair?
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not to mention her hair.
well, really, all characters with black hair. the way ZUN shades it makes it look..greasy.
(inb4 Grease)
What is it with ZUN and wavy, chin-length hair?
Probably based on an ex-girlfriend.
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Yeah, I knew a girl in high school who looked exactly like Tewi. It drove me crazy, I couldn't unsee it.
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Greasy hair kind of works for Tewi, though.
Iunno, Tewi's IN portrait looks like something ZUN kept locked up in the Last Words so only people who were playing long enough to be desensitized to ZUNart could see it.
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1406/beznzvudp.png)
THE LEG
MAKE ME UNSEE IT
Seriously, can you bend it like THAT?
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(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh sweet Jesus I actually burst out laughing seeing that, BEST PORTRAIT EVER.
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Seriously, can you bend it like THAT?
As far as I know, you can, if you want to hurt yourself.
I'd like to think that Tewi is just showing us how flexible her body is. ;)
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Also, what I'm assuming to be Rika's sprite in SoEW. I swear, the first time I saw it, I thought it was Dracula. (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7791/rikaisthatqm.png)
Rika is a Freemason. (http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4255/3382915.jpg) Seriously.
Also, unless you've played the PCB Demo, you have not seen Sakuya's best portrait. It will put her EoSD portrait to shame in ridiculousness:
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
What about Marisa's SIX FINGERS?
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What about Marisa's SIX FINGERS?
what
what
what
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What about Marisa's SIX FINGERS?
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Proof pics please
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We should just rename this topic to 'lol ZUNart' while we'r at it.
Also Tewis ears look like formless blobs that do not belong on one's head.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/5/53/Th05yuki01.png)
Strangely, I think his PC-98 art is a bit better than Windows imho...
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I really want to play the PCB demo just so I can see all the spell cards Alice used to have, but I can't find a video of it anywhere. D:
Also, yeah. I think ZUN's art was better in PC-98. Even if there were some...problem portraits, it was generally better and at the very least was consistent between games.
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Genji's portrait looked rather creepy, it didn't look anything like a turtle at all.
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(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/5/53/Th05yuki01.png)
Strangely, I think his PC-98 art is a bit better than Windows imho...
Frankly, that was what I had in mind when I browsed through TH1-5 portrait arts.
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Also, yeah. I think ZUN's art was better in PC-98. Even if there were some...problem portraits, it was generally better and at the very least was consistent between games.
that's because most of them were only waist-up :V
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Tewi's picture in IN looks a little manly there.
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Also, what I'm assuming to be Rika's sprite in SoEW. I swear, the first time I saw it, I thought it was Dracula. (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7791/rikaisthatqm.png)
Rika is a Freemason. (http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4255/3382915.jpg) Seriously.
Also, unless you've played the PCB Demo, you have not seen Sakuya's best portrait. It will put her EoSD portrait to shame in ridiculousness:
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9205/pcbtrialsakuyaditz.jpg)
DEAR GOD, PLEASE tell me where I can find that demo, I've been looking for ages ;;
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1406/beznzvudp.png)
THE LEG
MAKE ME UNSEE IT
Seriously, can you bend it like THAT?
Not to mention the fact that she's \m/-ing with her TOES.
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Speaking of six fingers...
(http://omploader.org/vMmF0ZQ/touhouanimeprojectwtfsixfingers.png)
And that wasn't the only mistake they made in Touhou Anime Project.
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Hmm, good question. I'll probably say Suwako, since the first pic I saw of her was from UNL. She looks like such a ditz in that game.
Although Suika's also a funny character at times, at least when she's not trying to flatten you.
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Hmm, good question. I'll probably say Suwako, since the first pic I saw of her was from UNL. She looks like such a ditz in that game.
Although Suika's also a funny character at times, at least when she's not trying to flatten you.
I remember when MoF came out, Suwako got probably the strongest reactions to any single character. That hat had the whole fanbase shitting bricks.
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Hmm, good question. I'll probably say Suwako, since the first pic I saw of her was from UNL. She looks like such a ditz in that game.
Although Suika's also a funny character at times, at least when she's not trying to flatten you.
I remember when MoF came out, Suwako got probably the strongest reactions to any single character. That hat had the whole fanbase shitting bricks.
kinda like us and CAPTAIN MURASA?
if so then wow.
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Hmm, good question. I'll probably say Suwako, since the first pic I saw of her was from UNL. She looks like such a ditz in that game.
Although Suika's also a funny character at times, at least when she's not trying to flatten you.
I remember when MoF came out, Suwako got probably the strongest reactions to any single character. That hat had the whole fanbase shitting bricks.
kinda like us and CAPTAIN MURASA?
if so then wow.
Imagine if CAPTAIN MURASA were posted all over /a/, which means more hype and more threads. There were FUCK YEAH FROG GODDESS threads and LOOK AT THAT HAT threads everywhere.
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Imagine if CAPTAIN MURASA were posted all over /a/, which means more hype and more threads. There were FUCK YEAH FROG GODDESS threads and LOOK AT THAT HAT threads everywhere.
Yeah, but Suwako is interesting to look at and had lolhat. All things considered, Captain Murasa is... a girl with black hair and a little hat wearing a sailor fuku holding stuff.
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Kanako's hair makes me cringe every time I look at it.
Actually all the portraits in MoF do that :V
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Kanako's hair makes me cringe every time I look at it.
Actually all the portraits in MoF do that :V
Undead Zombie Miko Reimu.
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*Nitori enters*
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/7/76/Kawashiro_zomg.jpg)
*Nitori leaves*
Wait whut...
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LOL
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Aya's face.
You look at it... and you go "what a smirk"
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Aw, now I wish I'd read this thread earlier.
1. I'm so glad I'm not the only person who notices and laughs at Alice's spin in PCB.
2. Did someone say six-fingered Marisa?
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2813/facemrn2.png)
Early PCB had some pretty special portraits, yep.
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Early PCB had some pretty special portraits, yep.
And where the hell can I get this masterpiece?
Because I've been hunting it for months.
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We have yet to get a decent Sanae :V
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Aw, now I wish I'd read this thread earlier.
1. I'm so glad I'm not the only person who notices and laughs at Alice's spin in PCB.
2. Did someone say six-fingered Marisa?
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2813/facemrn2.png)
Early PCB had some pretty special portraits, yep.
I think this is actually a pretty good ZunArt piece, despite what the critics say.
I don't like the idea of the M in the most recent game. Looks silly and I laughed because I thought it looks like McD.
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I don't like the idea of the M in the most recent game. Looks silly and I laughed because I thought it looks like McD.
EVERYTHING Marisa wears is pure fashion.
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I thought Sanae in UFO wasn't bad. Actually, I can't really complain about any of the characters in UFO, except for Marisa and Nue. I love the idea of a goth loli zettai ryouiki meticulous evil character, but Nue's original portrait is like ".... pleh."
That early PCB art, sans the 6th finger, is awesome. (Also, I like how she's looking all innocent and blushing, but she's discreetly flipping the bird.)
Usually artists gradually improve over time, but ZUN's shit is like a sine graph of skill. O_o TH13 is either going to amaze or horrify us.
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Early PCB had some pretty special portraits, yep.
And where the hell can I get this masterpiece?
Because I've been hunting it for months.
Same here, but for over a year. =<
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Also, Unzan's Brofists had me nearly in tears when the demo came out. I played through the demo again and again just to see the fists and laugh.
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Kanako's hair makes me cringe every time I look at it.
Actually all the portraits in MoF do that :V
Marisa's portrait makes me cringe the most. It doesn't seem to bother anyone else, but it bothers me even more than zombie Reimu (big deal, ZUN clicked a few pixels away on the color palette).
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No one mentioned being surprised at how Byakurin looks like a certain psycho-bitch doll?
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No one mentioned being surprised at how Byakurin looks like a certain psycho-bitch doll?
That's been mentioned.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/9i4svb.jpg)
Quite a bit.
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The Giant Catfish.
I wonder what balls ZUN was tripping when he thought that up?
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No one mentioned being surprised at how Byakurin looks like a certain psycho-bitch doll?
That's been mentioned.
Byakugintou.jpg
Quite a bit.
Really? must have missed it.
Well, uh, Ichirin looks like a weirdo with that nun thing on her head.
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Kanako's hair makes me cringe every time I look at it.
Actually all the portraits in MoF do that :V
Marisa's portrait makes me cringe the most. It doesn't seem to bother anyone else, but it bothers me even more than zombie Reimu (big deal, ZUN clicked a few pixels away on the color palette).
Seconded. Good god I hate that portrait.
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Genji made me think of some tentacled monster
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/f/f0/Genjii2x.png)
YOU WILL LOVE KANAKO'S HAIR!!! I was more confused at the mirror at her chest
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/1/14/Th10Kanako01.png)
Remilia's guy face and overly-long fingers, I think Zun's bad with hands :V
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/d/d6/Th06remilia_portrait.jpg)
I'm amazed no one has talked about bucket girl
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/3/30/Kisume_portrait.jpg)
Marisa's mushroom hat from IaMP
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/thumb/0/0e/Th075marisa01.png/256px-Th075marisa01.png)
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Remilia's guy face and overly-long fingers, I think Zun's bad with hands :V
I don't think I ever really noticed detail on Remilia, due to her portrait's ZOMG lack of contrast in EoSD.
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Marisa's mushroom hat from IaMP
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/thumb/0/0e/Th075marisa01.png/256px-Th075marisa01.png)
Now *that* is an awesome hat!
Also, yeah Bucket loli was a wtf moment alright. ^_^;;
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Hats that can cause neck damage.
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I have to admit, when I first saw Ichirin, I kinda laughed at the concept of fighting against a nun. Then when Unzan appeared, oh god...
I shit brix.
Bucket loli in SA was also a wat moment for me.
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I swear, i'm the only person ever who saw Unzan's brofists for the first time and just went "Oh, that's neat."
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The pic of Sakuya in EoSD stage 6 when you use Marisa. Let me see if I can find a picture.
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I swear, i'm the only person ever who saw Unzan's brofists for the first time and just went "Oh, that's neat."
i didn't really lol when i saw them, i was more like "i can't wait to see what stages 4-6 has now"
and look at that, we got curvy lasers, giant anchors and laser-shooting flowers.
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Only one character has done that to me.
She's a wannabe Mariachi(sp badly) dancer, smooth as greased lightning. She'll shock and amaze with her violet thunder while dancing you to death with her own "Saturday Night Fever". The disco queen with the fancy shawl, the one and only Iku Nagae.
Disco has never been more awesome.
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Disco has never been more awesome.
I'd definately call Amakasu Barley from Uwabami Breakers a worthy challenger to Iku's disco-awesomeness. All right so he's not strictly related to Touhou but ZUN did have a finger in the creation of the game! ;)
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No matter how hard I try, I will never, ever unsee the Backpack that Remilia is wearing.
She's holding her backpack the exact same way I do. It's the hands.
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*Nitori enters*
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/touhou/images/7/76/Kawashiro_zomg.jpg)
*Nitori leaves*
Wait whut...
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LOL
That was actually one of my D'aawwww moments in MoF~
Nitori's cute when she's all shy like <3
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Speaking of six fingers...
(http://omploader.org/vMmF0ZQ/touhouanimeprojectwtfsixfingers.png)
And that wasn't the only mistake they made in Touhou Anime Project.
Oh god that hand >.< That manages to look outright disturbing!
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Well, when an independent studio tries to get such a big project done by Reitaisai 6 instead of 26, mess-ups are bound to occur.
Personally I could have waited the extra 20 years.
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5018/th006.png)
Anyone posted this yet?
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Anyone posted this yet?
Haha, I thought that made Sanae look really cute. :3
It kinda gave me the impression of "Oh! I get it now! This is how Gensokyo is! >:3"
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sdfhlkefhlaefewf I hate Sanae and her lime green vomit acid hair.
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My common sense is tingling!
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My common sense is tingling!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3297/3482701675_598f6ebb99_o_d.jpg)
Sorry, I couldn't resist. So whose up for touhoufying this?
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sanae
Anyone posted this yet?
The hair colour isn't bad, but it looks.....meh.
There is a lot of good Sanae art, but this isn't one of them.
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Yeah, in the original MoF/SA portraits of Sanae, she has toothpaste for hair.
Anyway, there weren't anything what made me 'lol' but there was a lot of 'WTF O_o' moments... Actually the whole UFO itself was like that. First in the demo, the Brofist. Then in the full game: "wtf the giant ball of light is shooting SPACE FAIRIES!", then first spellcard of Murasa "Holy shit it's a Freaking ANCHOR???!!!" and died in an instant. Then in the fifth stage, "WTF Am In the Cyberspace?? With SPACE FAIRIES??!! O_o", "Holy shit CURVING LAZERZ!!" then "Spinning lazer cross of death, What The Hell!". When I've reached Byakuren, I was already exhausted from the so much wtf-ing.
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The design that made me lol was Evil Eye Sigma. That, and Unzan(Which is love).
I mean, what the hell.
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MoF Sanae. Fungal growth isn't supposed to be used as a hairpiece.
OR: EosD Sakuya. I'm not sure if it's a result of too much sake or too little on ZUN's end. Of course, Kanako's hair produced a chuckle too, but that was more "That is the greatest hair ever" than "Lol".
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(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs225.snc1/7226_1125449500401_1352044817_30289491_1047005_n.jpg)
Ever since I first saw Chen's "WTF?" portrait,it has never failed to make me Laugh. :))
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Excuse me...
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Minoriko_Aki_portrait.png)
What is this? Does Minoriko have Goiter?
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Minoriko has like, a double chin. And a big head.
And woah, Chen.
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When i first that oni in touhou 11 (can't remember the name)
I was like o.0
A muscular guy with skirt ...
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Since the first 'touhous' I'd seen was mostly all fan-art, as soon as I'd gotten PCB and IN, I was hysterical.
Some of the sprites in SWR are a bit silly, too - not the character portraits, but the actual fighting sprites. Remilia while walking away just looks lolcute, and Komachi doesn't have a proper arm more than she has a fleshy flesh colored flesh appendage.
And drunken stagger Suika is just ROFLTACULAR.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs039.snc3/12668_1148669800894_1352044817_30347814_1460652_n.jpg)
:o
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(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7025/stage03e03.png)
There are no words to describe this (Except for maybe "pink").
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i loled so hard in MOF. oh hi Nito- uhm... hello? why are you leaving? i want to fight >.<. ohh well.... hey faries, out of nothing! ohh optical illusion... uhhh.
found also out that her spell card with light balls on straight lines was a joke.
why shouldi move up and down?
i can't be hurted.
it was indeed funny with her.
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(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/218/aliceyandere.gif)
Thank you, SWRRRRRRRS, for forever tainting Alice.