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Title: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 02, 2016, 11:36:10 PM
Decided to revive the topic.

During PoDD today (when I cleared the game as Mima, using 1 continue) I started chanting "CROCKPOT COOKBOOK" during Rikako's stage and continued it up to Yumemi. I also kept saying "Speed over Power!" and when I beat Reimu, I said "SEE THE BRIGHT DAY!" And when I beat Yumemi, I yelled "I BEAT PHANTASMAGORIA OF DIM. DREAM!" at the top of my lungs.

What do you say when playing Touhou?
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 03, 2016, 12:50:56 AM
Whenever I deal with a maze-like spellcard, I mutter "Kagome, Kagome" to myself as reference to Flandre.
When I fight Orin, I like to quote Reimu's "the cat turned into a cat" line.
During my last playthrough of DDC as Sakuya, I often said "along with my typical maid duties, I also kill for a living..." as reference to her more psychotic lines during conversations.
When I finally unlocked the extra stage in EoSD, I just laughed like a lunatic (pun intended).
When my brother listened to me read the dialogue in SA, he asked me if someone bought Hell during the conversation with Yuugi.
I like to yell "everybody chill out/calm down" during moments when there are a lot of enemies as reference to TheAnimeMan's first try of PCB.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: TableCloth on March 03, 2016, 02:15:35 AM
I like to yell "everybody chill out/calm down" during moments when there are a lot of enemies as reference to TheAnimeMan's first try of PCB.
This is epic

I always scream when picchuun'ed by bullets unexpectedly, humming "Lullaby of Deserted Hell" by SA stage 5, and yelled "Let's play with the sun!" (In Indonesian language, of course) during Utsuho's first spell

Oh, also, during Clownpiece, "MURICAH F*CK YEAH!!"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 03, 2016, 02:39:07 AM
Screaming during Rikako vs. Yumemi. I CANNOT BEAT YUMEMI AS RIKAKO. And "WHAT IS THAT DAMN FANTASTIC PRIZE YOU WERE GONNA GIVE ME?!"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: AzyWng on March 03, 2016, 03:51:29 AM
I say "OW" when hit.
If I get hit due to sheer carelessness, I usually facepalm.
I also say "Phew" when defeating a boss, even if it's only a Stage 1 boss.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Kairyu on March 03, 2016, 09:18:43 AM
For me, its generally some variant of YYAAARRRGGGHHH after the dozenth time failing to death bomb in time.

Recently though, I can't stop myself from humming "What kind of dreams do you have?", the lyrics for East New Sound's latest album during Doremy's battle.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 03, 2016, 10:48:19 AM
When my brother last watched me play Hisoutensoku as Patchouli, I kind of entered a role-play state and went on a tiny rant about Marisa.  On my next playthrough, when I was fighting Sakuya as Reisen, she managed to sneak in some hits to which I would yell "surprise knives, bitch!".  During my last playthrough of IN, I would constantly yell "moon people are trolls!" because of how many bullets they fire but they are surprisingly easy to dodge.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: amalgam on March 03, 2016, 12:29:00 PM
For me, its generally some variant of YYAAARRRGGGHHH after the dozenth time failing to death bomb in time.
Whenever I fail due to a special absence of thinking, I tend to tense up every muscle I can, and let out a slow groan. This once occurred for a full minute when I failed to defeat Orin's last spell, despite having full power.

Other things I have said include:
"Yesterday was not special. Tomorrow will be. Today ... WILL BE SPECIAL!" - after doing well on an attack I normally die at.
"Ha. Ha. <high-pitched laugh/squeal>" - when taking an attack too casually and nearly dying because of it.
"I'm sorry Lunatic. I'm sorry I challenged you. Please stop hurting me" - whenever I try to play Lunatic.
"Do not question why you are still alive! Move on and keep dodging!" - usually at least once per game.


Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Tengukami on March 03, 2016, 01:23:01 PM
I tend to start off with "Let's get this youkai party started," in honor of the perfection which is IN's first English patch.

From there, plenty of variations of "greizu greizu greizu", especially in LoLK, and general semi-coherent swearing when I mess up.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Kairyu on March 03, 2016, 03:45:50 PM
From there, plenty of variations of "greizu greizu greizu", especially in LoLK, and general semi-coherent swearing when I mess up.

Ahaha! That reminds me. Can't help but mutter 'Shinra Kekkai' whenever I go between two lasers!
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Python on March 03, 2016, 05:59:06 PM
Most of the time I hum the current theme, and depending on what situation I am in the game, the melody varies a little. I often also shout "diediediediediediediediediediediedie" if clearing a boss pattern is taking way too long. When getting a lot of graze, I either say "420 graze it" or "AMAAAAAAAAAAZING GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE". And generally, when I'm having trouble, or die stupidly very often I say "okay, we can stop that now".

And of course, there's the obligatory "fuck this game" if I quit the game without having achieved my goal.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Das on March 03, 2016, 08:51:38 PM
"thanks for the memes Sakuya" - Lunatic Killing Doll

"god damn it/weird gurgling noises" - everywhere else.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: HalfGrand on March 04, 2016, 07:39:16 AM
*uses a bomb* BOMBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!! (from Ibara arcade game)

*begins to hold down Z key after period of not using it* FULL FOCUSED GATLING FIRE!!! (Air Gallet arcade game)

*during intense period of dodging and trying not to die/lots of enemies on screen* I BELIEVE BACK!!! (RefRain ~prism memories~ PC doujin game)

*about to battle a boss I haven't fought before* Lets dance rookie! (some movie... probably)

*loses a life* Damn it! (from everywhere)
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 04, 2016, 09:22:40 AM
When Patchouli uses Royal Flare - "Solar Flare!"
When Marisa uses Master Spark - "Shinku Hadouken~!"
When I lock people into a combo as Alice in Hisoutensoku - *orgasm sounds*
When I win in Hisoutensoku as Patchouli - "Read or die, bitch!"
When I declare a spellcard - "You just activated my spellcard!"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: CelestialFire on March 04, 2016, 08:23:09 PM
For absolutely no reason, I often say "parietal cells!" after I lose a life. Oh, and while I'm dodging, I think random things such as stuff about history o_o.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: TresserT on March 05, 2016, 04:04:03 AM
Mostly it's just me saying swear words really quietly cause my cousins are right across the room. Sometimes I throw in a "what is wrong with me", "oh my gooooooood" or a "today is not a day for touhou".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: the old guy on March 05, 2016, 01:11:39 PM
... shouldnt this be in the HELP ME EIRIN section?

Yes. - ammy
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 05, 2016, 08:28:19 PM
Recently while playing PoDD, "Who knew the best way to scare off a bear was to do the Hokey Pokey?"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 06, 2016, 01:15:48 AM
During moments where there are no bullets, I like to move my character in a quick circular motion, often referring to it as the "arrogant movement technique".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 06, 2016, 02:35:08 AM
During moments where there are no bullets, I like to move my character in a quick circular motion, often referring to it as the "arrogant movement technique".
that reminds me of bass....
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: HalfGrand on March 06, 2016, 06:05:20 AM
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During moments where there are no bullets, I like to move my character in a quick circular motion, often referring to it as the "arrogant movement technique".

I do that too! I also move my player character in time to the music in a rhythmic way when there are no enemies on the screen. I also press the focus key in time to the music to dance with my options by moving them up and down!  :3

I forgot to put these up earlier...

I am also prone to felling "FEVER S.O.S!!!" at random times during my play through of certain games.

*when lots of P blocks scatter and fall down the screen* Precious P!...

*When my P meter reaches MAX* FULL POWER MODE BABY!!!
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: lesanae on March 06, 2016, 06:19:57 AM
When I was playing Imperishable Night on Normal, I reached Reisen and when I was struggling I said to myself "kill yourself reisen" (not very nice).
help me i told reisen to kill herself
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Tengukami on March 06, 2016, 06:24:27 AM
Tapping focus to the beat of the music post-fight is what I consider a victory dance.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 06, 2016, 04:21:23 PM
Screaming loudly like a warlord during playings of LLS.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 06, 2016, 07:15:21 PM
On my last playthrough of LLS, I was singing Bad Apple during stage 3.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Hannibal_Kills on March 07, 2016, 12:40:59 PM
Every time I'm in panic (bcoz of the presence of a thousand bullets), I just said, "Bloody hell mate, I should calm myself down and move back here." SERIOUSLY, the reason why we are having a hard time dodging those bullets is because we always panic and time flows too fast during that period. Thus, you try moving your character in a rush randomly in hoping to find a space to break through that wave. Also,

"Unleash the POWAHHHH!!!!" every time I used Master Spark
"No flares 4 U!!!" every time I used fantasy orbs
"I just took myself a can of Red Bull!" when I'm at max power.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 07, 2016, 08:47:48 PM
I finally unlocked the extra stage in PCB.  During Yuyuko's last spell, I was counting down in excitement as if it was New Year's Eve all over again.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: MrDoomBringer on March 08, 2016, 09:01:48 AM
"Fuck!" - whenever I screw up, sometimes I facepalm or hit the table with my fist

"Did this just happen?"
"All I had to do, was follow the damn train"
"This is unreal" - when I screw up at Stage 1 or 2 or when I die by a stupid mistake

"WOOHOO!"
*maniacal laughing*
"YES!!" - in case of an accomplishment, accompanied by hand gestures

"Shit, I'm the best there ever was!" - when I clear a spell that I always screw up or when I survive a difficult situation

"I shouldn't have woken up today"
"Maybe I should play games for preschoolers"
"Okay, enough failure for today"
"Stupid fucking game" - when I keep failing, get mad and decide to quit the game

"Shove that maze up your ass, bitch" - after totally failing at Maze of Love again and again

"Will it ever end?"
"Just die already!" - when a spell takes too long

"This thing is so slow" - when playing EoSD as Reimu

That's about it.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: HalfGrand on March 08, 2016, 11:40:20 AM
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I finally unlocked the extra stage in PCB.  During Yuyuko's last spell, I was counting down in excitement as if it was New Year's Eve all over again.

Congrats on a 1cc of PCB! I 1cc'd that game long ago and I remember Youmu being more of a challenge for me than Yuyuko was. :derp:

I always make an attempt to contain my excitement when I am ever so close to finishing the game or beating a survival card. Counting down the remaining 10 seconds or so I believe takes away precious concentration from the game at hand. It's one of those situations where you realize your winning the game but are not there just yet so instead of celebrating to yourself early and possibly getting hit due to you keeping an eye on the health bar/timer, you have to focus on making it through and making your victory a reality when the game really is over. That's the reason I try to avoid getting excited when I am almost to the end because I believe it can foil you in the end if counting down makes you loose even a tiny bit of focus.

Remember, it's still a long road ahead to beating the ever-so-mysterious yet marvelous Yukari-sama!  :]

... Oh yes, back to the topic at hand.

*Uses Byakuren to beat an opponent in HM or ULiL* "NAMUSAN! NA-MU-SAAAN!!!"

*Uses a bomb which has a spectacular flashy effect* "LAZAR LIGHT SHOW!!!"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Nolegs the Cat on March 08, 2016, 11:28:32 PM
"GOD DAMN IT!"
... me in a nutshell. :V
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Jimmy on March 09, 2016, 02:52:27 PM
A loud AAARRGGHHHH can be heard through closed doors if I suffer last-second clipdeaths just frames before a 1cc.
I also tend to mutter some silly responses to the bosses dialogues (why am I so weird) and almost smashed my face onto my keyboard (combined with the above) when game overing on a final boss' final spellcard.

Other than that, I still scream about myself forgetting that there was no auto-collect before MoF, and run into a bullet or an enemy while moving up the screen (in IN and PCB mostly) :V
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 09, 2016, 04:42:06 PM
Yesterday, I played through MS for the first time.  After defeating Yumeko, I couldn't help but mutter "Sakuya is better".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Yukaris Glove on March 09, 2016, 05:00:10 PM
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A loud AAARRGGHHHH can be heard through closed doors if I suffer last-second clipdeaths just frames before a 1cc.

More or less this :/ This series can be sooo frustrating sometimes.... (always  :V)
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 09, 2016, 08:35:22 PM
During the fight against Mai in MS two days ago, "SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 12, 2016, 04:20:57 PM
When battling Flandre, I enjoy singing the lyrics by Lyrica Live (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng-iYlhWbEI).
When trying to unlock the extra stage as Marisa, I lost a life at Sakuya at the same time I defeated her, which pretty much negated my chances of defeating Remilia.  I in turn responded with a facepalm followed by a "well, that was bitter-sweet..."
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 13, 2016, 04:32:41 AM
While playing MoF today, at 11:30 pm, during the Hina battle, I was wondering about "Touhouphobia", a fear of Touhou. It's weird. I thought of this in my head, as I couldn't awake my parents, who were obviously gonna take the computer away from me and yell at me.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 13, 2016, 01:06:10 PM
While I was playing DDC yesterday, my brother came to watch me.  During the battle with Sekibanki, my brother yelled "oh my God, she has five heads!", to which I replied with "yes... Yes she does...".  Although in retrospect, I should have said "boy, she has so many heads; heads for days..."
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 13, 2016, 05:54:12 PM
"I think I just did my first 1cc!" when I 1cc'd LLS on Easy today
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Hannibal_Kills on March 14, 2016, 01:57:41 PM
Well, after 1cc Touhou 09 Hard mode with Cirno,
"Finally I prove those memes wrong!"
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 14, 2016, 02:47:06 PM
I managed my second 1cc in EoSD yesterday.  During Remilia's last spellcard, I told my brother that I was "dealing with a vampire who uses Red Magic"; clearly a joke complaint.

EDIT
I was playing SWR yesterday (Reisen's story).  When she said "long time, no see" to Remilia, I immediately responded with "this is not a Sonic game, shut up".  I'm so mean to Reisen sometimes...

EDIT #2
I managed to make it to Maze of Love during the battle with Flandre this time.  Having not being used to it, I kept responding with a panicked "there is no love in this maze...".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 22, 2016, 01:48:18 AM
During my failed IN run, I was saying "I hath thou weed!" when I fought Reisen and was also saying "It's like crossing the street...but with danmaku and weed" during a spell card. Was also singing "Eirin's Clinic that People Queue Up For" during the Eirin fight and of course was cursing Overdrive under my breath when I got a bad ending.

FUCK THAT VIDEO.

It ruined my life.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 22, 2016, 04:40:19 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/102/653/easymode.png)

All joking aside, I just had a failed run of IN as well (not on easy mode, mind you).  It was going well until the Reisen fight when I kept failing to make precise dodges.  All I really did was say in a more impressed tone how much faster Remilia moved than I thought.  There was also a rant of how I personally think the Reimu fight is easier than the Marisa fight.

I also question how I am able to 1cc EoSD, PCB, LLS, and MoF, but not IN.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 22, 2016, 07:18:01 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/102/653/easymode.png)

All joking aside, I just had a failed run of IN as well (not on easy mode, mind you).  It was going well until the Reisen fight when I kept failing to make precise dodges.  All I really did was say in a more impressed tone how much faster Remilia moved than I thought.  There was also a rant of how I personally think the Reimu fight is easier than the Marisa fight.

I also question how I am able to 1cc EoSD, PCB, LLS, and MoF, but not IN.
I knew it lol
Anyway I installed a SUPER practice patch for SA so
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Mujie on March 24, 2016, 12:51:23 AM
Somewhere around Junko's last spellcard I remember yelling "ENGAGE MAXIMUM DODGE SPEED, AAAAAAAAA"
LoLK was an interesting 2 days.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Howard Akeley on March 24, 2016, 01:23:06 AM
When I see Marisa I say her name like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8RvCw9Uwo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m14s).

Else, I'm more often singing and laughing !
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 24, 2016, 07:21:35 PM
"ARROGANT MOVEMENT TECHNIQUE~" when I start moving around freely
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on March 25, 2016, 05:20:50 AM
I find myself often giving commentary as if I were recording for a "let's play" channel, even when nobody is around.
"ARROGANT MOVEMENT TECHNIQUE~" when I start moving around freely
Also, seriously?  You're going to copy me with that?
(I kid, I have no quarrel)
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 25, 2016, 01:53:25 PM
Also, every time I start a game now I say "Are you watching, Bass?" in a similar manner to "Are you watching, Chang'e?" because I have a crush on Bass~
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Howard Akeley on March 25, 2016, 08:38:03 PM
because I have a crush on Bass~

Basshunter  :D ?
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on March 26, 2016, 02:22:40 AM
Basshunter  :D ?
No, Bass from Mega Man
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: ojisama on April 04, 2016, 02:19:07 AM
When I play Cirno in Soku Story Mode, when I die : "No, you are supposed to be the STRONGEST".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: DeityDiz93 on April 04, 2016, 11:59:45 PM
Touhou 1 Highly Responsive to Prayers was my first Touhou game that I played almost 8 years ago, and it's because of the game's untranslated stage timer running out I say "Harry Up" when I want a boss to die faster or a stage to end quicker. I'm honestly upset that the English patch for the PC-98 games got rid of the "Harry Up", it was one of that games' hilarious highlights.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Rp97 on April 05, 2016, 12:48:14 AM
I was paying SA during informatics class in my school while helping a classmate of mine doing the exercise that we should have been doing on the computer (but when come to me Touhou has the priority on the exercise) then while I was fighting Satori I was concetrated a bit to much on my classmate's exercise and I noticed at the last moment that I was going to be hit and I failed to dodge, this leaded to this phrase which in english is "...Then click here and-C**P!!! s**t..."
this then leaded to an embarassing conversation where my classmate apologized to me for distracting me from the game and I apologized to her for having scared her with one of the loudest esclamation that I ever pronounced
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Sombres on April 06, 2016, 05:27:09 AM
I keep saying "oops" when I die.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Boomer on April 06, 2016, 08:36:39 AM
Yesterday, I played Hisoutensoku for the first time in a while; my favourite characters to play as are Sakuya and Patchouli.  In any case, while utterly destroying characters as Patchouli, I said "heh... Patchouli: the ultimate projectile spammer".  After finishing the arcade mode, I muttered to myself "I still got it...".
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Kaisou on April 11, 2016, 06:12:50 AM
I scream in a very high-pitched voice at halfway to the top of my lungs when I either get walled, get hit, or am panicking with fast bullets. It still hurts the ears of people around me, somehow.

Oh, I forgot to mention sometimes I cry after I scream. Whenever my player gets hit, I feel it in my soul ._.
Title: Re: Things you say while playing Touhou, the second one
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on April 14, 2016, 08:05:52 PM
A "yaaaaaaay" after I beat Yumemi today, and then during the credits, "Oh my goodness I think I got a 1cc" and when I saw I used 0 continues I started freaking out