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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Kenchiwa on July 07, 2013, 03:57:40 PM

Title: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kenchiwa on July 07, 2013, 03:57:40 PM: Here we go again.

1. Move to Japan and become a shrine maiden. Ask the other shrine maidens, "Where can I find Reimu?" Listen to the shrine maiden reply. (Protip: Learn Japanese!)
2. Wander in a forest after midnight, and try to find a gap.
3. Play every Touhou game you have on Ultra mode, without continues.
4. Locate the Road of Reconsideration.
5. Send ZUN a letter asking him to put a portal to Gensokyo in your room.
6. Dress up as Maribel and run around local shrines.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Darkness1 on July 09, 2013, 10:33:51 PM: 7. Learn to play necrofantasia on a flute or maybe an ocarina.
:V
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Post by: Kenchiwa on July 12, 2013, 12:13:44 AM: 8. Stay in a forest (again!) until it becomes the end of daylight. :V
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Lavalake on July 12, 2013, 01:15:48 AM: 1. Make Reimu break the fourth wall while playing a Touhou game.
2. Role play as Yukari. :V
3. Be an evil human/youkai.
4. Role play as Shikieiki. :V
5. Yell "REIMU! I HAVE DONATIONS FOR YOU~" And wave a lot of money.
6. Role play as Reimu. :V
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Blast Hardcheese on July 16, 2013, 12:54:10 PM: 1. Become a magician, break through the barrier!
Hey if Remillia and all those other incident-instigators can, then you too, could cause an incident! ~~Just don't die.~~
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: guertin.person on July 23, 2013, 04:15:57 AM: 1. Start a religion in which you are the god, and amass a ton of extremely faithful followers. Then somehow cause them to lose faith in you. Hopefully get sent to Gensokyo.
2. Find a wish-granting entity. (They probably already fled to Gensokyo or are owned by lawyers)
3. Find a lawyer and convince him to let you use his enslaved wish-granting entity.
4. Find an easier universe to enter and figure something out using the different rules.
5. Convince people in Gensokyo to make a portal to your room.
6. Register Koishi's presence and follow her until she wanders back to Gensokyo/ask her to take you with her.
7. Get someone else to come up with how to get to Gensokyo.
8. Get ZUN to add you into a game. You will eventually be teleported there in order to avoid disrupting canon.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Hinacle on July 23, 2013, 05:02:38 AM: 1. Get off the computer and go outside for some fresh air.
Oh wait, we're trying to get inside Gensokyo!? I thought we trying to get over our computer addictions :V
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kenchiwa on August 21, 2013, 07:30:14 PM: 41. Beat Helper to Hero in Kirby Super Star Ultra with all helpers in 2p mode, then beat every Touhou game you have on the highest difficulty.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Fonzi on August 21, 2013, 07:59:01 PM: Spray a "Gensokyo" sign on your house's front door and enter it.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Raikaria on August 21, 2013, 09:38:42 PM: #42: Pretend your umbrella is a karakasa and hold it tight as Yukari inevitably pulls it into Gensokyo.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Tengukami on August 21, 2013, 10:00:53 PM: 43. Stand on chair, attempt to bite own forehead.
44. Eating a cheeseburger with your left hand while crossing a two-lane street on a full moon.
45. The Gilded Turkey Baster.
46. Draw picture of entrance to Gensokyo, become two-dimensional, enter.
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Post by: Fonzi on August 21, 2013, 10:20:58 PM: Die. No, seriously. some ghosts from the outside world do end up in Gensokyo.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Rei Scarlette on August 21, 2013, 10:31:58 PM: 48. Spoiler warning this one actually works
Go to sleep, try to get lucky and end up in Gensokyo
:V
49. Push the big red buttons that say "Do not push". All of them.
50. Enter a black hole
51. What do you think is really at Area 51?
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: draganuv15 on August 21, 2013, 11:01:01 PM: 52. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop and Yukari will kidnap you for knowing it's secrets.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: an unmatched sock on August 22, 2013, 05:10:15 AM: 53. Make a BLT, but put the tomato on top and the bacon on the bottom. When Seija breaks through to the real world from Gensokyo to flip it back to normal, jump through said break. (Warning: May be flipped as you try. You'll get it eventually.)
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: haoreos2 on August 22, 2013, 08:51:37 AM: 54. Find the physical location of the border, and prop up a table against it. Bang your head on it to get a sore.
Using the saw, cut the table in half. The two halves make a whole.
Climb through the hole to Gensokyo. However, without spellcards you're in danger, so you'll probably want to get to the human village or shrine quickly. Scream for help until your throat is hoarse.
If a malevolent youkai appears before help arrives, no biggie, just jump on the horse and ride off.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kenchiwa on August 24, 2013, 03:07:32 PM: 55. Go to Japan, get a time machine, and transport yourself to 1885 while standing in front of the Yagsutake Mountains.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Neal Kawashiro on August 26, 2013, 07:30:40 AM: 56: Make everyone forget about you.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Tengukami on August 26, 2013, 08:11:44 AM: I was in Gensokyo a couple nights ago and honestly, I'm not really sure if half these ideas would work.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kenchiwa on August 31, 2013, 01:51:25 AM: Quote from: Tengukami on August 26, 2013, 08:11:44 AM
I was in Gensokyo a couple nights ago and honestly, I'm not really sure if half these ideas would work.

How did you get there? Who'd you see? What did you do?
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: MewMewHeart on August 31, 2013, 02:11:50 AM: Just think of all the fun times you would have with your favorite Touhou and you'll be there!
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kimmachinima on August 31, 2013, 01:40:01 PM: Quote from: MewMewHeart on August 31, 2013, 02:11:50 AM
Just think of all the fun times you would have with your favorite Touhou and you'll be there!

I'd sincerely would not like to be stuck with Satori in the Palace of the Earth Spirits, no. I hate underground places.

58. Gather the seven Chaos Emeralds and try to cross the sound barrier. You might eventually cross the Hakurei Barrier too, but with all that speed, be careful not to end back in the Earth again. DO NOT HIT ANYTHING.
59. Be a hopeless green-haired person who only thinks about living in another world and doesn't care about anything else. You'll be shortly transported to Gensokyo and being held captive as a servant to some weird women who claim to be goddesses. Collateral effects: you'll become a shrine maiden.
60. Travel to the moon and backtrack all the way through the first tunnel you find until you get to the bamboo forest. Try to find the Hakurei Shrine and do not get eaten.
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on August 31, 2013, 03:32:10 PM: R.I.P. 57
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Error on September 01, 2013, 05:00:35 AM: 61: Die with regrets and become a vengeful spirit. Try not to get exorcised.
62: Eat moldy rye.
63: Stay awake for a week straight.
64: Make a breakthrough with portals.
65: Search around Lake Suwa.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Mocking Morning on September 01, 2013, 05:30:13 AM: #?? Initiate a Resonance Cascade and hope one of the subsequent portal storms leads you to Gensokyo.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kenchiwa on September 05, 2013, 04:00:12 PM: Run away, get lost, and hopefully end up in Gensokyo.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Monkeypro257 on September 06, 2013, 03:58:08 AM: 67. Whistle every official Touhou theme for every character.
68. ~~Twerk~~ Dance to every Touhou theme.
69. Drink as much sake as you can!
70. Dress up as Marisa for Halloween every year and rob as many people as you can.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Kirnis on September 07, 2013, 03:07:36 PM: 71.Pass through the torii gate of an abandoned temple when it's touched by the rays of the rising sun
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Tengukami on September 07, 2013, 03:33:54 PM: Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on September 06, 2013, 03:58:08 AM
69. Drink as much sake as you can!

I can attest that I have tried this, and it doesn't work.

Quote from: Harune on September 07, 2013, 03:07:36 PM
71.Pass through the torii gate of an abandoned temple when it's touched by the rays of the rising sun

Now this is the right idea. That's downright poetic.
Title: Re: Top ways to get to Gensokyo 2 - Story of Eastern Wonderland!
Post by: Chirumiru-chan on February 07, 2016, 04:26:50 PM: JUST LUCID DREAM