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Title: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 30, 2012, 08:31:47 PM
http://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-news/press-releases/2012/10/disney-acquire-lucasfilm-ltd

(http://oi48.tinypic.com/2lnu0co.jpg)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 30, 2012, 08:35:46 PM
Remember how Los Angeles got burned to a crisp in the backstory (forestory?) of the Terminator films?

I'm starting to think now that that would have been an improvement.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 30, 2012, 08:39:28 PM
I hate to sound like a hipster purist, but LucasFilms in general and the Star Wars franchise in particular more or less became Disney from the moment Jar Jar Binks first opened his mouth. And by that I don't just mean the cartoon racism. It's a commercial franchise built on merchandising. Disney and LucasFilms having themselves a $4 billion make-out session was just a matter of time.

EDIT: You may need this (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/) before watching ep 7.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 30, 2012, 08:50:13 PM
You're preaching to the Star Wars Hipster choir here. There were so many things fundamentally wrong with the prequels. Between the glaring inconsistencies, the soulless characters, the boring, shitty cinematography, the dialogue that sounds like it was written by a 10-year-old... Jar Jar is just the tiniest tip of the iceberg.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: DX7.EP on October 30, 2012, 08:59:15 PM
This doesn't come to any surprise, I must say.

Though I wonder if Disney Interactive will make use of the LucasArts games portfolio? :V
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 30, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
Though I wonder if Disney Interactive will make use of the LucasArts games portfolio? :V

Gotta be at least SOMETHING of a step up from Bioware's schizophrenic handling of the line.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Stuffman on October 30, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
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Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015

This looks so much like an Onion headline it's depressing.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Reddyne on October 30, 2012, 09:34:22 PM
This blew me out my door. Feelings of ambivalence cannot be any more powerful.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 30, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
Wait, I forgot the money quote:
Quote from: George "Why Can't I Hold All This Money?" Lucas
"For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next," said George Lucas, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Lucasfilm. "It's now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers."
And what says "passing it on to a new generation" like selling your entire body of work to the oldest and most creatively conservative studio in the world?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: HakureiSM on October 30, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Meh, I'm sick and tired of Star Wars fanboys bitching and moaning about every little fucking thing ever ever since I exist.

I hate this piece of news, hate that the corporation that made a movie about battleship the paper game now got their hands on a marvelous franchise(both trilogies, fuck you hipsters), but what sucks harder is knowing that for the next year I'll to listen to people talk about this for the next year. Or decade. Also this
This looks so much like an Onion headline it's depressing.

e: I was wrong, wasn't Disney that made battleship. Still.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 30, 2012, 10:06:07 PM
How would an Episode 7 even work? The story ended.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Suikama on October 30, 2012, 10:39:34 PM
darth vader confirmed for kingdom hearts 3
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: theshirn on October 30, 2012, 10:54:32 PM
How would an Episode 7 even work? The story ended.
expaaaaaaaanded uuuuuuuuuniveeeeeerse
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Moerin on October 30, 2012, 10:57:43 PM
I for one think this is actually a good thing. >.> I mean, if anyone can help recapture the spirit of the original trilogy that was lost in the prequels, Disney are probably most likely to be it.  Does anyone remember how people got upset when Marvel got bought out by Disney?  Yeah, that went really badly, didn't it? >.>
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Raikaria on October 30, 2012, 11:10:21 PM
How would an Episode 7 even work? The story ended.

George Lucas always intended to make 7,8,9, which are basically what is currently labeled as the 'Expended Universe' right now, from the start. It's stuff like rebuilding the Jedi Order, and of course MORE EVIL which I won't go into because spoilers.

He decided after III to not make 7,8,9, because he was afraid he'd die before they were finished. I heard anyway that was his reason.

Also am I the only one that doesn't hate 1,2,3? Honestly I think half the thing about 1,2,3 is the fact that you already had a pretty good idea what was gonna happen because of 4,5,6. You know, it's like reading a book backwards, the start ain't gonna be that good when you know how it ends.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: theshirn on October 30, 2012, 11:46:17 PM
Also am I the only one that doesn't hate 1,2,3? Honestly I think half the thing about 1,2,3 is the fact that you already had a pretty good idea what was gonna happen because of 4,5,6. You know, it's like reading a book backwards, the start ain't gonna be that good when you know how it ends.
As with most of the people who disliked 1,2,3...it wasn't the fact that they were prequels.  It was the fact that the writing, acting, characters, plot twists, and pretty much everything that wasn't special effects (and even those get a black mark because of Jar Jar) were all absolutely insipid trash, and that people who had celebrated the massive opening of our collective minds that Star Wars gave us were utterly repulsed by the sharp drop in quality.  Some of that may have been unrealistic expectations not being met, but nonetheless, it's a matter of quality that makes a lot of people hissy.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Cadmas on October 30, 2012, 11:54:01 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2qassae.jpg)

I can't wait for the rides.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 30, 2012, 11:55:47 PM
Also am I the only one that doesn't hate 1,2,3? Honestly I think half the thing about 1,2,3 is the fact that you already had a pretty good idea what was gonna happen because of 4,5,6. You know, it's like reading a book backwards, the start ain't gonna be that good when you know how it ends.

There might be something to that, as that gives a higher set of expectations to meet. But I think it would be too easy to dismiss the subsequent fallout as whiny fanboyism. The prequels were in Lucas' control, and instead of even attempting to work up a good pre-story, it relied heavily on special effects over story quality - much like Disney did with Marvel, so maybe this is the perfect wedding.

NB: I'm not so much of a fanboy that I will literally argue about the prequels. I'm happy people can get enjoyment out of them.

(In fairness, I find superhero stuff incredibly boring, with the exception of Iron Man, which owned.

Also, I saw the original Star Wars movie at the muthafuckin' drive-in, bitches.


OK, I was six and all I remember was the Sandman suddenly leaping up in front of Luke's space-age binoculars, and Han Solo's "YEE-HAWWW!" at the end.)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on October 31, 2012, 12:08:38 AM
God damn I thought the Episode 7 thing was a joke until I clicked through to the article to read it.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: NekoNekoRex on October 31, 2012, 01:06:07 AM
I was pretty disappointed  to hear it too. I have no idea how Expanded Universe works so how the story can go on from "They blew up the second Death Star and saved the galaxy" is a complete mystery to me.

I'm guessing it will involve more Death Stars somehow.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 01:07:00 AM
Honestly I think half the thing about 1,2,3 is the fact that you already had a pretty good idea what was gonna happen because of 4,5,6. You know, it's like reading a book backwards, the start ain't gonna be that good when you know how it ends.
No, the problems go way, way deeper than that. I'm going to try not to sperg out and write a giant wall of text explaining everything the prequels got wrong, but just trust me: I know what I'm talking about, and nobody here is gonna be able to change my mind about it.

I can see why you (people in general, not you specifically) would like the prequels if the only thing you care about is the flashy action sequences and special effects, Everything else about them is terrible, and it especially bothers me because the original trilogy had actual depth to it and wasn't about brainless spectacle. The action that did happen wasn't just action, it was about the characters, and the characters actually behaved like real people who the audience could sympathize with. That's part of why the original Star Wars is considered a classic of cinema rather than just another old movie. Seriously, just compare, let's say, Han Solo to the characters from the prequels.

Can you name a single personality trait of Qui-Gon Jinn? What was his role in the story? What about Darth Maul? Who the fuck was that guy? Why did he exist other than to give Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon someone to have a flashy, overly-choreographed fight sequence with? Why should we give a fuck about the "romance" between Anakin and Amidala? Anakin is a whiny shit, Amidala literally does not have a personality, and all the dialogue between them sounds like it was written by a space alien awkwardly trying to grasp the concept of hyoo-man love. Also, I know everyone harps on this, but seriously, fuck midichlorians. What in the hell is the point of this concept? They bring it up in the first movie, it has zero relevance or importance to the story, and it's literally never mentioned again. All it serves to do is give a big middle finger to the audience by taking the mysticism out of the Force.

Again, I'm trying my best to keep it short and not lose my spaghetti. I could go on and on about this. Just be aware that 30 years from now, nobody's going to remember the prequels except for angry nerds like me. They have neither the spirit nor the quality of the originals. They're not even good movies. But sure, just give Yoda a light saber and shove in Samuel L. Jackson and a bunch of computerized explosions and shit, because all that matters is money.

You just don't get it, maaaaan. Oops, dropped my fedora.

Edit: Seriously, get a load of this shit: (http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Star-Wars-Revenge-of-the-Sith.html)

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ANAKIN: You are so beautiful!

PADME: It's only because I'm so in love . . .

ANAKIN: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

PADME: So love has blinded you?

ANAKIN: Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .

PADME: But it's probably true!

They laugh.

rrghrhgsfgsh
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: theshirn on October 31, 2012, 01:09:38 AM
I'm just gonna leave this here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI)

(while it is filled with a lot of stupidity and random crap, it also makes some superbly salient points, much the same that JT has made, and is frequently hilarious to boot)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on October 31, 2012, 01:17:47 AM
Hrm.

You have one shot with me, Disney.

Don't let me down. :|
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on October 31, 2012, 01:23:50 AM
Disney literally cannot hurt the series worse than Lucas has in the past 13 years.

This is neutral news at worst.

Now, if it's at best, they turn everything over to Timothy Zahn, and Part 7 is all about Thrawn.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Moerin on October 31, 2012, 01:43:28 AM
Better yet, just adapt the Thrawn trilogy as the new trilogy?  Always thought it was supposed to be a sort of unofficial sequel trilogy, after all...
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Reddyne on October 31, 2012, 01:44:12 AM
expaaaaaaaanded uuuuuuuuuniveeeeeerse
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Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 31, 2012, 01:50:01 AM
KyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarn

Beard beard beard. Beard beard beard beard beard. Beard? Beard!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on October 31, 2012, 01:54:09 AM
Better yet, just adapt the Thrawn trilogy as the new trilogy?  Always thought it was supposed to be a sort of unofficial sequel trilogy, after all...

Precisely.


KyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarnKyleKatarn

Is this Starkillah?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 31, 2012, 01:56:09 AM
Episode 7 will be about Kyle Katarn's childhood.

Episodes 8 and 9 will be about the rise of his beard from mere stubble to the most powerful living being in the Star Wars universe.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Aya Reiko on October 31, 2012, 04:26:28 AM
Not sure if this is "You have got to be kidding me. D:" or "You have got to be kidding me. :D".
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on October 31, 2012, 04:55:23 AM
Beard beard beard. Beard beard beard beard beard. Beard? Beard!
I read this in Kyle Katarn's voice.

But yeah,
Disney literally cannot hurt the series worse than Lucas has in the past 13 years.

This is neutral news at worst.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Gpop on October 31, 2012, 05:05:58 AM
So...

...does that make Leia a Disney Princess now? :V
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 31, 2012, 08:01:23 AM
Disney literally cannot hurt the series worse than Lucas has in the past 13 years.

In my experience, saying "Well it can't be any worse than [X]" is pretty much inviting the universe to prove you wrong. It can always get worse.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 08:47:40 AM
In my experience, saying "Well it can't be any worse than [X]" is pretty much inviting the universe to prove you wrong. It can always get worse.
(http://oi48.tinypic.com/20a5cf8.jpg)

Bit of a tangent, but I also just want to elaborate a little further on what I meant with the Yoda lightsaber comment. I know I said I would keep the ranting to a minimum, but this really is one of the biggest sticking points of the prequels for me: Lucas doesn't get Yoda at all. The whole point of Yoda's character and the Force in general is to illustrate that true strength lies within the mind and the spirit rather than the body. That's the whole idea behind the legendary Jedi master being this little feeble-looking Muppet thing. He states it himself practically verbatim, in the scene where he asks Luke to levitate his X-Wing in The Empire Strikes Back. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUKGTkiWik) Just watch this scene. There's more substance to this three minutes than everything that happens in the prequel trilogy combined.

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Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

...

Luke: I don't believe it.

Yoda: That is why you fail.

The prequels shit all over this concept of mind over matter and inner strength by giving Yoda a weapon and making him cartwheel around in fight scenes like fucking Diddy Kong. It completely violates the spirit of his character. Same thing goes for the midichlorians - In addition to serving absolutely no narrative purpose whatsoever, they spit in the face of everything the Force is supposed to represent. Either Lucas is a moron who can't grasp the subtext of a movie with his own name on it, or he's a cynical asshole who just doesn't even care and only wants money. Seriously, I can't overstate how much the prequels suck.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hazdoc on October 31, 2012, 09:49:54 AM
so is 7 gonna be about the machine dudes with the soul thingy or is it gonna dive straight into thrawn?

because thrawn was pretty much a BA
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 31, 2012, 12:50:58 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/afk2zt.jpg)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 01:07:19 PM
I can't help it! My opinions on Star Wars need to be heard. Star Wars is serious fucking business, man.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on October 31, 2012, 02:17:10 PM
In my experience, saying "Well it can't be any worse than [X]" is pretty much inviting the universe to prove you wrong. It can always get worse.

I look at it like this; at this point, anything LucasArts does is pretty much automatically rejected by the majority of the fandom who stays into shit, until it is proven otherwise.

Also, Jay, is that you? Mr. Plinkett?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 31, 2012, 03:14:19 PM
I look at it like this; at this point, anything LucasArts does is pretty much automatically rejected by the majority of the fandom who stays into shit, until it is proven otherwise.

Which is different than saying "it can't get any worse".

But this unrelated point touches on one pretty hilarious fact: as much as many die-hard fans I know are rightfully unhappy about this news, they will still all the same likely line up to see these films (yes, plural - Disney said it intends to release a new Star Wars film every couple years), buy the merch and so on.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 31, 2012, 03:22:41 PM
Bollocks to Star Wars, I'd murder in cold blood for 21st Century Fox to make an Alien or Predator movie worthy of those names again.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Shadoweh on October 31, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
So...

...does that make Leia a Disney Princess now? :V
Can someone please photoshop Jar Jar's head onto Bella's body? I lack the sophistication to make this statement. :<
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on October 31, 2012, 05:17:02 PM
Which is different than saying "it can't get any worse".

But this unrelated point touches on one pretty hilarious fact: as much as many die-hard fans I know are rightfully unhappy about this news, they will still all the same likely line up to see these films (yes, plural - Disney said it intends to release a new Star Wars film every couple years), buy the merch and so on.

As to go with just about any franchise that had a following to begin with. Even if the Marvel Superheroes that will come on later... like gasp.... ANT MAN (more like irrelevant man, what the fuck is he gonna do, climb into my ear and bite my cochlea?) I must say, the following will always follow.
and that said, I am all over JT's side, I remember when Star Wars wasn't WIRE KUNG FU FIGHTING IN SPACE PAJAMAS OVER SLOPPY ROMANCE, and that frankly was the biggest let down of the 123. not that 6 was much better, 4 and 5 was the shizz.

I believe one of my strong opinions would go with how I feel much like JT in the Aliens and Predator franchise. AVP was a lets throw a dick into the franchise bad. (although really I couldn't see what the fuck was going on due to the shit dark film to begin with) It just gives BOYS mind you, the slug-out they always wanted, without much substance, then again, if you are going for that, THEN MAKE IT GREAT EPIC ALL OUT, but no, it wasn't that kinda film. Oh well, at least Predators (2010?) was a good follow up, totally brought back the whole Arnold thing and copped a feel on Danny Glover sequel (seriously who the fuck decided he could be in this franchise? even Van Damme would have made a better guy)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 05:25:14 PM
Also, Jay, is that you? Mr. Plinkett?
I've been repeating all this stuff like a broken record since I was like 14. All Plinkett did was prove to me that I'm not crazy. Or if I am, then at least I'm not alone.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Aya Reiko on October 31, 2012, 08:00:02 PM
I've decided it could be awesome since The Avengers is a Walt Disney Pictures film.  Just let Joss Whedon handle SW Ep 7.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on October 31, 2012, 10:28:39 PM
Which is different than saying "it can't get any worse".

Okay, I'll give you that. It can get worse, it just won't realistically make a difference if it's worse!

Speaking as a 90s era SW fanboy who got burned by the prequels and all the rest of the slush, I'll be watching news and reviews on Ep 7 very closely before committing to it >=|
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 31, 2012, 10:35:52 PM
In terms of box office sales, no, it likely won't make much of a difference. Lucas will continue to light cigars with $100 bills while ignoring the din of clattering keyboards from angry nerds the world over.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Edible on October 31, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/heXk4.jpg)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
I've decided it could be awesome since The Avengers is a Walt Disney Pictures film.  Just let Joss Whedon handle SW Ep 7.
But that's not even the same kind of-- MUST... RESIST!!!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on October 31, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
I've decided it could be awesome since The Avengers is a Walt Disney Pictures film.  Just let Joss Whedon handle SW Ep 7.

"I'm sorry, are you Bill Keane, creator of The Family Circus? Because you are making me laugh. The Avengers were comic book superheroes and as such, completely incomparable to the vast complexity of the Star Wars universe. May I remind you that the Star Wars canon extends far beyond the movies, but is also mapped out through hundreds of novels, incorporating characters who have never seen the light of day on the silver screen. Furthermore, this universe spans thousands of years across dozens of galaxies, with a complexity that rivals all of recorded human history, if not exceeding it. I dare say Star Wars might even be the most complex universe ever conceived. To hold up this pinnacle of achievement against mere Men In Unitards is akin to saying the Commodore 64 is on par with the Large Hadron Collider. Please do not touch my figurines on your way out of my store. I said good day, sir!"

(http://i.imgur.com/dVl8il.jpg)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 11:18:50 PM
GOD DAMN IT

The point of The Avengers was to make a big, fun, spectacular action movie without a lot of depth. It definitely succeeded in doing that, and it's a good movie, but I JUST said that focusing on action and explosions and lightsabers and shit is exactly why the prequels went so wrong.

STAR WARS ISN'T ABOUT SPECTACLE!

IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING CHARACTERS!

RAAAHHH NERD SMASH
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Suikama on October 31, 2012, 11:22:29 PM
STAR WARS ISN'T ABOUT SPECTACLE!

IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING CHARACTERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on October 31, 2012, 11:39:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
Yeah, I've seen this. :qq:

Also, I have to say, considering the universe Star Wars takes place in, you'd think a giant Death Star-shaped disco ball would be considered extremely offensive. It'd be like having two of those tall home theater speakers with little airplanes stuck in them.

Edit: Joking aside, seeing Han Solo in a dance game doesn't really bother me, since it's just a light-hearted, jokey thing. What DID legitimately upset me, though, was when I first saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5wCzrk5q2o). I don't care that it isn't canon. I don't want to see Han and Chewie get killed, and I don't see why anyone would. :(
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Suikama on November 01, 2012, 12:29:02 AM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5wCzrk5q2o)
holy shit i think this guy wins stuffman's chuuni challenge hands down
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on November 01, 2012, 02:37:06 AM
HI STAR TREK > STAR WARS

you want characters interacting ? ya hahahaha

dat said what the fuck is that video omg. fuck the internet.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: pineyappled on November 01, 2012, 05:47:03 AM
Anyone else looking forward to Fuck-it Freddy?
related because disney
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Shadoweh on November 01, 2012, 05:53:46 PM
I hope they make a movie out of that book where Chewie is crushed by a moon. :)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Quad City QBs on November 02, 2012, 12:07:03 AM
George Lucas Will Use Disney $4 Billion to Fund Education (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-deal-george-lucas-will-384947)

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The spokesperson noted that this ?announcement continues a commitment that Lucas made in 2010 to The Giving Pledge, where he stated,  'I am dedicating the majority of my wealth to improving education. It is the key to the survival of the human race. We have to plan for our collective future -- and the first step begins with social, emotional and intellectual tools we provide to our children. As humans, our greatest tool for survival is our ability to think and to adapt -- as educators, storytellers and communicators, our responsibility is to continue to do so.??
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on November 02, 2012, 12:17:28 AM
God damn George Lucas for doing something that makes me not hate him.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Edible on November 02, 2012, 12:31:48 AM
Bill Gates --> Vilified by nerds --> Retires --> Donates vast sums of personal wealth to the betterment of humanity --> <3<3<3

George Lucas --> Vilified by nerds --> Retires --> Donates vast sums of personal wealth to the betterment of humanity --> <3<3<3
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Reddyne on November 02, 2012, 12:44:50 AM
Karmic loopholes through piles of money!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 02, 2012, 02:28:59 AM
God damn George Lucas for doing something that makes me not hate him.

Don't worry, I'm sure that Objectivism will be a core part of the curriculum, yes even though he said collective future.

I am cynical when rich people get involved with education until proven otherwise =[
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 03:00:14 AM
Don't worry, I'm sure that Objectivism will be a core part of the curriculum, yes even though he said collective future.

I am cynical when rich people get involved with education until proven otherwise =[

Oh, don't take cheap shots already. (Also, while Ayn Rand was a very strange woman with some dubious opinions, everybody is accusing her of shit her particularly dumbest fans propagated more than she ever did.)

Anyway, it's not the first time he's donated to places:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lucas#Philanthropy
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 03:58:44 AM
George Lucas Will Use Disney $4 Billion to Fund Education (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-deal-george-lucas-will-384947)
That's great news.

The prequels still suck, though. (Issues That Matter?)

Ayn Rand was a very strange woman with some dubious opinions
That's putting it lightly. Did you know she was one of those weird girls who worship serial killers? (http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/08/mark-ames-paul-ryans-guru-ayn-rand-worshipped-a-serial-killer-who-kidnapped-and-dismembered-little-girls.html) This definitely seems like someone we should have informing our political discourse and ideas about morality.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 04:26:51 AM
That's great news.

The prequels still suck, though. (Issues That Matter?)
That's putting it lightly. Did you know she was one of those weird girls who worship serial killers? (http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/08/mark-ames-paul-ryans-guru-ayn-rand-worshipped-a-serial-killer-who-kidnapped-and-dismembered-little-girls.html) This definitely seems like someone we should have informing our political discourse and ideas about morality.

Yes, yes, I know, but all I'm saying is that the liberal left turning her into a punching bag for the more irrelevant reasons (misconceptions about her politics) and misquoting her when she was a screwed-up woman in plenty of other ways bothers me, mainly because said behavior sacrifices the accuracy of the argument for the sake of wanting something to hate. I don't like her either but damn me if I'm not going to have some scholastic integrity in my criticism.

That much said, Paul Ryan is still an idiot who couldn't even be arsed to remember that Rand was an atheist.

Anyway. Disney. If we get Darth Vader fighting Sephiroth, I'm not sure if I'll consider it an improvement but it'll at least be entertainingly insane.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 04:32:37 AM
more irrelevant reasons (misconceptions about her politics)
Well, like what, exactly?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 04:46:15 AM
Well, like what, exactly?

She believed that people should determine their own fates, and she was also an atheist.

Yes, she was a weird and fucked-up woman in some ways but the left strawmanning her annoys me in various ways mainly because it comes across as the liberal left going all WIN WIN WIN TWO-MINUTES HATE TIME WHO CARES WHAT THE TRUTH IS WE HAVE TO WIN which is a bit contrary to their/our self-image as the voice of reason and enlightenment.

I find her interesting. I do not find her particularly accurate or even likable, but I find her interesting.

Just saying, two wrongs don't make a right. And for the record I'm voting Democrat, in case you're wondering.

If I'm making an assumption about anyone here...Please let me know.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 05:01:16 AM
No, I mean, what specifically do you mean by irrelevant reasons/misconceptions about her politics? Could you give me some examples?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 05:03:53 AM
Basically saying that she's Republican-ism incarnate when there's some differences like what I mentioned above such as the atheism.

That's...It, mainly, from me. She was a more complex case than that.

EDIT: At any rate Republicans quoting Rand doesn't bother me half as much as, say, Reddit libertarians with dubiously flexible conceptions of what constitutes free speech quoting Ayn Rand.

EDITDEUX: It appears I will have to do some serious research about Rand to understand Who She Fucking Worked With and What Her Fucking Deal was. How fascinating and yet how bothersome.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 05:30:48 AM
Baka Ayn Rand! I-it's not like I like her, or anything!
Please tell us more. :justasplanned:
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 05:40:55 AM
Please tell us more. :justasplanned:

Oh, fuck off if you're going to play like that (and also please shove your emote somewhere when I'm trying to be serious). That's exactly the shit I'm talking about, your/my left-wingers acting all WITTY and then patting themselves on the back about it because you're SO PROUD that you're SO MUCH SMARTER than those dumb hicks.

Look. I'm voting Democrat. I'm playing Devil's Advocate here only because I'm plenty familiar with what happens when people push onward without applying a healthy amount of self-scrutiny.

I'm SAYING that I'm finding a lot of conflicting information about her and that if I'm going to dislike her it's going to be for clear reasons and not because a liberal pundit told me to do so.

Rest assured I have plenty of reasons already---her failure to see any value in altruism disgusts me---but I'd like to be thorough. My main complaint is how intellectually dishonest the left can be about the whole matter.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 05:59:43 AM
Oh, fuck off if you're going to play like that (and also please shove your emote somewhere when I'm trying to be serious).

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Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 06:01:58 AM
Actually, nevermind.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 06:22:07 AM
Hey man, don't get mad at me just because you want to put it in Ayn Rand's sweet free market cherry buns. I'm just asking for some examples of your dumb and indefensible claim of misconceptions.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 06:31:29 AM
I already told you what I know and said that I have some things I need to look up and confirm for myself. I'm just saying that the American left keeps labelling her as a Republican icon when she was merely co-opted by the Republicans. She didn't put much stock in labels like "conservative" and "libertarian".

Now would you rather get back to Disney, or would you like to continue being a sarcastic, meme-spouting, emoticon-abusing, phrase-twisting, self-absorbed clod who doesn't seem to have a single academic bone in their body and cites blogs instead of formal research?

It is not your opinion I find fault with. I find little to agree with Rand about and don't think she's changed the world for the better. It is your uncouth lack of formality and due procedure, or rather your apparent inability to even UNDERSTAND those concepts.

Short version: Ayn Rand was a dumbass, but you're prescribing dumbassitude to her that wasn't her doing, and so are a bunch of others like you. And even if she was a dumbass the truth of the matter should be kept straight for the sake of the history books. Do I make myself clear as fucking crystal?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Pesco on November 02, 2012, 06:57:02 AM
Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 07:03:24 AM
Yes. Anyway.

I just wanna say Rafiki hanging out with Yoda would be pretty boss IMO.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 07:23:25 AM
You cited a blog instead of "formal research," so I'm going to respond by backing up my own claims with absolutely nothing!
Yes! Keep flailing! It's like vitamins to me!

PS: Here's her journals (http://books.google.com/books?id=2Gkx0STfl5kC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_atb#v=onepage&q&f=false)
Here's another article with direct quotes and page numbers (http://michaelprescott.freeservers.com/romancing-the-stone-cold.html)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 07:44:45 AM
I like how you insist on trolling me even when I said that I do agree with you regarding the big picture of things.

That much said, in all seriousness thank you for the links. That was very kind of you to do even if you continue to miss my fucking point repeatedly and just spout off like a broken record.

You're fundamentally on the right side but you're ignorant and have an abrasive personality. Your contribution to the liberal cause is appreciated but I sure as Hell am not electing you for president.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 07:53:26 AM
you're ignorant
Good joke.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 07:55:19 AM
This is boring now. Let's drop it.
Title: Hopeless Masquerade (TH13.5) - Discussion
Post by: Tengukami on November 02, 2012, 08:40:44 AM
Alliterator, do keep in mind that you barged into this thread contending that the Big Bad Liberal Left touts a lot of "misconceptions" about Ayn Rand. When pressed for actual evidence for this, you just repeated this baseless assertion with different words, and then got progressively (if you'll excuse the pun) angrier about it when challenged and mildly teased.

Maybe, in the future, you should respond to honest questions for evidence behind political assertions with, you know, actual evidence. I also realize it takes two or more to derail a thread, but this is kinda becoming A Thing with you, and it'd be great if you could resist that urge. Just sayin'.

Disclaimer edit: I say all this as a fellow user and not an SJ. Just mho.

Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Disney has said they're going to do a new movie every couple years. I am now wondering just how many of the Star Wars authors are going to be hired onto Team Disney, or if there's already enough material for at least ten more films. Maybe someone who's read the books can shed some light on this.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on November 02, 2012, 08:55:06 AM
This is boring now. Let's drop it.
Fine by me. You are aware that I understand your point perfectly, right? I just refused to directly acknowledge it because of how dumb it was. "HOW DARE THOSE SMUG LIBERALS SPEAK ILL OF MAI WAIFU AYN-CHAN! THEY DON'T DO RESEARCH LIKE ME! THE GREAT AND SCHOLARLY ALLITERATOR! I, WHO CAN'T DO A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH TO VERIFY THIS BLOG POST!" Hurr durr.

At least you were able to nut up and admit you were wrong about something when presented with proof. That's more than can be said for most people with political opinions.

at least ten more films
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/dbm5hj.jpg)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 02, 2012, 09:03:48 AM
Fine.

Christ, I hate how absolutely nothing in my life is straightforward and even ostensible friends have trouble understanding me.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Pesco on November 02, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
The thread was enjoyable until you came in to respond to Purvis with something way off topic. Stop posting unless you're a liar about dropping the subject.

Disney has said they're going to do a new movie every couple years. I am now wondering just how many of the Star Wars authors are going to be hired onto Team Disney, or if there's already enough material for at least ten more films. Maybe someone who's read the books can shed some light on this.

A few of the authors of Star Wars books write for the general fantasy genre. Getting on Team Disney for writing might be a bit too much of a career lockdown for them as I'd imagine.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on November 02, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Well look at that, Cracked just propped up an article about how the sequel of ep7 will likely suck no matter which way they twist it.

I must agree, it does look (if by this Cracked has already done all the novels games etc and have effectively spoiled the remaining franchise for me) this would be an example of Chuunibyou writing after episode 6 because it sure does.
Guy dies, gets cloned, he dies too, his son who was good turns evil becomes good again and subsequently failed in his duty and the universe resets itself wtf/

I say it should just drop ep 7 as an idea and use the Force Unleashed as movie material and straight out make a solo movie with references to 1 - 6 for good measure. Might as well give someone like... say I dunno, Ice Cube a Jedi role while at it so we can Triple muthafucking X the whole movie. Better yet, Vin Diesel as the Sith. Because face it, who doesn't want a Sith that is Riddick.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: theshirn on November 02, 2012, 12:58:21 PM
A few of the authors of Star Wars books write for the general fantasy genre. Getting on Team Disney for writing might be a bit too much of a career lockdown for them as I'd imagine.
And yet the thought of Michael A. Stackpole being taken on to get a film out fills me with not-inconsiderable glee!

Though they'd need someone to go through and rewrite the end of virtually every scene.  I like Stackpole - some of his books are particularly fantastic and the old X-Wing novels were great - but the guy has a habit of ending nearly every single chapter with incredibly OMINOUS AND PORTENTOUS STATEMENTS.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 02, 2012, 03:21:10 PM
I say it should just drop ep 7 as an idea and use the Force Unleashed as movie material

Any mentions of Starkillah as movie material from this point on shall be met with probations. >=|

And yeah, like I said, the best result would be getting Timothy Zahn to take the whole thing over.  Michael A. Stackpole would be a good second. A good wingman, you might say.

Also, yeah, I really hope the whole cloen Emperor thing isn't the actual episode 7. That would be disappointing, I'd rather it just be quietly dropped entirely =|
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Joveus Molai on November 02, 2012, 03:43:38 PM
If they absolutely must make an Episode 7, then I'm hoping that they don't adapt the Thrawn trilogy at all, or almost any of the currently existing EU material.

Don't get me wrong; I thought the Thrawn Trilogy was very well written. However, I feel that Episodes 4-6 had more in common with, say, the Lord Of The Rings than with Mass Effect, Aasimov's works, or even Star Trek, and even what I consider to be the best of the EU works (KOTOR II, Thrawn Trilogy, etc.) never really captured that "epic fantasy with sci-fi trappings" feel that I got from the original trilogy. Because of that, I'm hoping the next trilogy will be more a return to form, back to what I think is Star Wars' true roots, rather than a space opera in the style of current EU stuff.

I doubt very much that that will happen, though. Epic fantasy isn't very popular nowadays. :qq:

STAR WARS ISN'T ABOUT SPECTACLE!

Don't tell that to the person who's making Episodes 1-3! You'll make him sad---oh.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 02, 2012, 05:53:15 PM
Star Wars, to my understanding, has always been space opera, and is pretty much the reason why there is a modern space opera thing at all.

What's the difference, in your mind?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Joveus Molai on November 03, 2012, 12:28:47 AM
For me, Star Wars draws elements from both the Space Opera genre and the High Fantasy genre (and High Fantasy is what I meant to say when I said "epic fantasy" in my previous post). So that we're on the same page, let me define Space Opera and High Fantasy as I understand them:

Space Opera = a fictional work set in a setting that appears futuristic from our (the reader, the audience, etc.) point of view--so Star Wars, despite having taken place a long, long time ago, would still qualify because they have spaceships and lasers and whatnot--and focuses on exaggerated, romantic/melodramatic events and characters. If an event happens, then the nature of that event will lean towards being epic in scope, or otherwise designed to evoke strong emotions from the audience, even if the conditions for that event to unfold and/or how the event itself unfolds isn't terribly realistic.

Star Wars fits under this category in several ways. Instead of focusing on mundane things like minor guerilla attacks on Imperial supply depots, you have big, XBOXHUEG battles like the Battle of Yavin (against a space station the size of a small moon armed with a laser so powerful it can blow up whole planets) or the Battle of Hoth (where the rebels have to fight colossal walking tanks the size of buildings) or the Battle of Endor (Space Station the Size of a Moon 2: Electric Boogaloo). Instead of Han and Leia going through realistic angst in their relationship ("I told you to leave the toilet seat down after you use it, you scruffy nerf herder!"), their relationship is more about getting together in the midst of dashing rescues and a galactic struggle, culminating with Leia declaring her love in a moment of anguish to the man she thinks she very well may never see again.  So you've got big, epic, romantic events designed to draw out strong emotions in the audience rather than giving them an intellectual or philosophical puzzle.

On the other hand, High Fantasy = a fictional work placed in a setting that is not our own,  where the sequence and cause of events leans more towards "fantastic" than realistic, and there is usually both a clear line between good and evil and there is a struggle between them. The safety of the world is frequently at stake, and not only is there often magic and/or the supernatural, but they also work in a certain way. Prophecies, fate, and destiny aren't just words that people throw around, but are real things that profoundly influence the world.

Here is what I mean by the sequence and cause of events leaning more towards fantastic than realistic:

Let's say that you have a person who is skilled in combat and leads a group of people against another group of people who are perceived as being vile and evil. The (supposed) evildoers are driven off, and the leader of the first group of people takes the crown. In very loose terms, I have described both the end of the Lord of the Rings (Aragorn helps defeat Sauron and is crowned King of Gondor afterwards) and the backstory to the Game of Thrones series (Robert Baratheon leads a rebellion against the evil Aerys Targaryen II, and is crowned king of the Seven Kingdoms afterwards).

In LOTR, things play out in a more fantastic manner: Aragorn is the rightful king because he's the last descendant of a dynasty that apparently had died out almost a 1000 years ago (the last King of Gondor was Earnur, who died in 2050 Third Age: Aragorn took up the crown in 3019 Third Age), he's got the fancy Ring of Barahir to prove it, and no one objects. He takes up the crown, and despite having lived most of his life as a ranger and a swordsman rather than a politician, his long reign is said to have been quite good.

In the Game of Thrones, things play out in a more realistic manner: Robert is the rightful king because he's seen as being the face of the rebellion, despite him being mostly just charismatic and really good at killing people. Once he becomes king, while he doesn't go around committing atrocities the way Aerys Targaryen II did he isn't a very good ruler either. He even admits it--he would much, much rather have spent the rest of his days as a mercenary, killing and eating and whoring instead of having to deal with schemers and backstabbers wearing smiles. By the time the first book of the series rolls around, IIRC Robert's put his kingdom into debt with all his partying, and is simply not all that great of a ruler. Can't blame him--again, he became king not because he was a skilled politician and statesman, but because he happened to be the leader of a rebellion that happened to succeed.

Now let's switch things around; let's take LOTR's and GOT's premises and play their sequences out realistically and fantastically, respectively:

In LOTR, Aragorn maybe tries to take up the crown, but the guy's spent most of his life as a ranger living out in the wilderness and tracking stuff. He doesn't have any political acumen, he doesn't know how an economy works, he's not a diplomat; he's just unfit to be a politician. If things play out more optimistically, then perhaps he does take the throne, but it's up to his good Steward Faramir to do the political heavy lifting while Aragorn sits there looking wise and regal. If things play out more cynically, then perhaps the leaders of Gondor (and maybe even the leaders of Rohan, since they've got a bunch of horsemen right there at the broken-down gates of Minas Tirith...) decide to give the crown to Faramir, while Aragorn gets a nice retirement package with a noble title and a chunk of good land. If things play out badly, then maybe the Men of Gondor and Rohan outright reject being ruled by a mere ranger from the north, and quickly fall into fighting each other now that the elves are gone, the dwarves are reclusive, and Sauron is no more.

In GOT, Robert's rebellion is a resounding success, and it turns out that he's actually a very good king. He used to like wine, woman, and war more than running a country, but perhaps over the course of the rebellion he learned to put those things aside and become the King He Was Destined To Be. Maybe he even discovers that Aerys Targaryen was a usurper, and that Robert's lineage was supposed to have been kings all along. So he defeats the evil Targaryens, takes up the crown, and ushers in a new golden age for Westeros. No muss, no fuss, no web of intrigue that leads to his untimely death.

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So how does Star Wars fall into the genre of High Fantasy?

You've got magic in the form of the Force, and unlike magic in, say, Fate/Stay Night where it's governed by a system of rules, it just...kind of happens. The Force in the original trilogy is less a special form of energy that special people can manipulate to do whatever they like, and is more a way to give certain fated characters a more mystical and otherwordly quality. True, Luke does have to undergo a training regimen to learn how to use the Force better, but the process is more meditative, akin to achieving a sort of enlightenment, than like learning a set of rules and then figuring out how to use them to your advantage as an engineer or a scientist would. When the Emperor shoots lightning at Luke, it's less that the Emperor has figured out a way to move electrons in a certain way with his mind to shock people to death, and more that his mastery over the supernatural is so great that he can do cool stuff like shoot lightning out of his fingertips. Using the Force in Star Wars felt more like Gandalf emitting light out of his staff to drive away the Nazgul, rather than Emiya Shirou figuring out how to channel Prana through his Magic Circuits to cast Reinforcement on a rolled up poster.

You've got a clear line between good and evil. Rebellion vs the Empire: boom, you're done. Not a whole lot of room from grays--you're either a good guy fighting for the noble Rebellion or a bad guy fighting for the evil Empire. It's not like the Rebellion in the original trilogy is riven with internal strife, or secretly does evil things behind the heroes' backs, or whatever, nor is the Empire portrayed as being misguided or with good intentions: it's simply Rebellion = Good, Empire = Bad. Compare to the Lord of the Rings, where you have the Free Peoples of Middle Earth (Gondor, Rohan, the Ents, the Elves, etc.) vs Sauron and his minions (orcs, Saruman, Easterlings, Haradrim, etc.). You've got a bad egg or two on the good guy's side (thanks, Grima! And stop being a jerk, Denethor), but aside from that there's a very very clear line between good and evil.

You've got prophecies, fate, and destiny. No, not "bring balance to the Force", that's prequel trilogy nonsense. I mean the whole "last of the Jedi" bit. In a more realistic setting, being the Last of X largely just means that X is on the verge of extinction. You're the last speaker of an incredibly obscure language? Well, if you can record it or spread its use again to revive it then that's all well and good, but being the last speaker of, say, Nahuatl (the language of the Aztecs) doesn't give you any special powers. However, Luke being the Last of the Jedi, the last of a mystic order of knights from a lost age, IS of narrative importance--it's all up to him now, he's the last champion of good capable of facing up against the darkest of powers. Likewise in the Lord of the Rings, why is it that only Aragorn can wield the Sword of Elendil? Because he's the last of Isildur's dynasty, and only they can wield the sword.

You've got a threat to the safety of the world. Death Stars, anyone? Not to mention, it's implied that living under the Empire sucks--I believe in Episode 4 Grand Moff Tarkin explicitly says "rule through fear", and there's a scene near the beginning where either Darth Vader or Tarkin mentions that the Senate just got dissolved.

Finally, you've got the sequence of events unfolding in fantastic than realistic ways. The attack on the Death Star in Episode 4: if things played out more realistically, it was more likely that Red Leader would have scored the kill shot on the Death Star than Luke, or if Luke did get the kill shot on the Death Star it would have been out of sheer, one-in-a-million lucky shot that he managed to pull off because his enemies underestimated him. Instead, Luke blows up the Death Star because he's the hero, he's the fated one, he's the special guy with a connection to the mystical power called the Force. Alternatively, the Battle of Endor, where it's the smaller elements of the Rebel Fleet flying into the incomplete Death Star to blow it up. Why is it the Millennium Falcon that pulls it off? It's a big, fat ship that's not terribly suited for the dangerously cramped quarters of the Death Star superstructure--the movie even lampshades it when Lando accidentally scrapes the radar dish off the top of the Falcon. Yet, despite being in the biggest, fattest ship of them all--hell, according to supplemental sources the Falcon's a goddamn light freighter, they brought a freaking cargo plane to a place where jet fighters are feeling cramped--it's Lando (and Wedge) who blow up the Death Star and get out of there. Why? Because it's the Millennium F**king Falcon and don't you forget that damn it! All the other rebels? Redshirts, the lot of them. (Except Wedge, dude didn't get shot down at Yavin AND he  blew up an AT AT.) Likewise in LOTR, most of the plot is built around getting a ring to a specific place in order to destroy it, causing a group of heroes to go on an epic journey to get there and pull it off. But why does it have to be in the fires of Mt. Doom? Because, well...that's how it's gotta be. Elrond said it, and I think Gandalf said it, that's just how the ring works--you can't destroy it unless you bring it to the fires of Mt. Doom. You could argue that they just needed temperatures as hot as the fires of Mt. Doom, but note that they say you need the fires of Mt. Doom specifically, not just 'fires as hot as those on Mt. Doom'. Combined with the fact that that's where the ring was made in the first place and you can see the necessity of the ring being brought to Mt. Doom specifically being quite symbolic, and through that more fantastic than realistic since real life rarely lends itself to such poetic coincidences.

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So that's how think Star Wars fits under both the categories of Space Opera AND High Fantasy. It's been a while since I read the Thrawn trilogy, but IIRC while they were certainly Space Opera (going on an adventure to find a long-lost fleet of ships that are remotely controlled by one specific ship in the fleet, and it's named after a type of ancient Japanese sword? Sounds like Space Opera to me), and very well written Space Opera, they weren't very High Fantasy. The Empire under Thrawn wasn't the same Eeeeevil Empire that it was under Palpatine, nor was Thrawn the sort of evil overlord that Palpatine was; the guy was pleasant enough that few would mind sitting down for a nice cup of tea with him, even if he did plot the destruction of the Rebel Alliance. The Force became less mystical when it was discovered that a
bunch of random non-sentient space lizards could nullify it.
And so forth. I don't recall the Thrawn Trilogy and every other EU material I've ever encountered capturing that same High Fantasy feel that the original Star Wars trilogy did, and I both miss it and lament the fact that no one else misses it,, thereby leaving no chance for Episode 7 to mix Space Opera and High Fantasy the way Star Wars did.

Tl;dr: WHY CAN'T STAR WARS BE JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT :qq:
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 03, 2012, 12:54:03 AM
That's all pretty wrong and dumb, dude, Go kill yourself

There's a couple flaws in your analysis.

Firstly, the original trilogy wasn't black and white like you portray it. You have Lando, and Bespin as a whole, who were unaligned until the end. You have Han Solo, who straight said "Fuck this noise" and left at one point. You have Boba Fett, who's only in it for his own interest. As well, you see Luke committing tons of dark side shit in RotJ (there's a fun game to be had in counting how many times he does it; and it's significant in line with his meeting with the Emperor!).  This isn't counting the vast amount of EU stuffs where there's all sorts of shades of gray and everyone has a story; particularly the official bits.

I think it's not so much High Fantasy vs Space Opera as it is Simplicity vs Complexity. You favor the former, but kinda don't see the latter is lurking underneath it.


(Also, one of the things that Tolkien has stated is that he regretted portraying the orcs as completely and irredeemly evil, as he never meant to do that. He didn't even mean for Sauron to be fully and perfectly evil; as Sauron's loyalty to Melkor well after Melkor's cause was lost was a big deal.)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Joveus Molai on November 03, 2012, 01:18:28 AM
That's all pretty wrong and dumb, dude, Go kill yourself

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Firstly, the original trilogy wasn't black and white like you portray it. You have Lando, and Bespin as a whole, who were unaligned until the end. You have Han Solo, who straight said "Fuck this noise" and left at one point. You have Boba Fett, who's only in it for his own interest.

You have a point; Han was pretty gray, though by the end of Episode 4 he comes back to save the day and doesn't really look back from Episode 5 onwards, and Lando does stay largely neutral (I suspect that Lando was more a Space Opera thing than a High Fantasy Black/White thing). For Boba Fett, however; isn't he portrayed in a somewhat evil way, what with his first scene being shown standing among a vicious looking robot, a heavily scarred and dubious man, a guy with creepy bug eyes, a robot with creepy bug eyes, and a weird lizard dude? Not to mention, while Lando redeemed himself and became heroic, Boba Fett got put in the Sarlaac pit by a blind guy.

Despite these, however, I argue that my point still stands; in Star Wars, for the most part there's still a very clear delineation between Light and Dark, good vs evil. As you point out, it's grayer than I thought it was, but the original trilogy wasn't about two morally ambiguous factions duking it out for power, I don't think.

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As well, you see Luke committing tons of dark side shit in RotJ (there's a fun game to be had in counting how many times he does it; and it's significant in line with his meeting with the Emperor!). 

I don't remember this from the Return of the Jedi: what sort of "dark side shit" does Luke commit?

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This isn't counting the vast amount of EU stuffs where there's all sorts of shades of gray and everyone has a story; particularly the official bits.

Indeed, the EU stuffs have a bunch of shades of gray, but that's the thing; that's EU stuff. I know they're considered canon, but I'm not talking about the EU stuff here, only the original trilogy which, as far as I remember it, wasn't all that gray. As you pointed out, a few gray spots here and there, but for the most part not so much.

I know that there's gray stuff in the EU. Part of my lamentations is that I don't think there was as much gray in the original trilogy as there is now in the EU, and I was hoping for Episode 7 to be more along the lines of the original trilogy in that sense.

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I think it's not so much High Fantasy vs Space Opera as it is Simplicity vs Complexity. You favor the former, but kinda don't see the latter is lurking underneath it.

I should note: I'm not arguing that Star Wars is High Fantasy AS OPPOSED TO Space Opera. I'm arguing that Star Wars is High Fantasy AND Space Opera, and I'm saddened that subsequent Star Wars is missing the former part in favor of the latter.

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(Also, one of the things that Tolkien has stated is that he regretted portraying the orcs as completely and irredeemly evil, as he never meant to do that. He didn't even mean for Sauron to be fully and perfectly evil; as Sauron's loyalty to Melkor well after Melkor's cause was lost was a big deal.)

Perhaps, but nonetheless we ended up with a LOTR where orcs and Sauron were perfectly evil and that was pretty much it. *shrug*
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Zerviscos on November 03, 2012, 03:34:46 AM
Disney buying star wars ep 7? Well I don't see the reason why they should stop Star Wars, since it's soooooo complicated. The plot constantly shifts from one point to another. It's like a never-ending cycle that when something is done, it starts again from the beginning.

I just wish they'd use actors, and not computer animation again...then again, it is Disney. Not that I hate computer animation, but they might make ep. 7...err...child-like or something.

Still I love Disney, I just hope they would make cartoon drawn movies once more.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 03, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
:qq:

With Luke's issues, large portions of the raid of Jabba's palace. There was a reason that the Emperor expect Luke to fall, in fighting a war, you have to do dark side stuff. You aren't an ally of light and such when you're running around killin' dudes.  As for Fett, what makes being around weird aliens and robots evil? The rebellion was full of weird robots and aliens and such. And when I was talking about EU stuff, I was particularly talking about EU stuff as it relates to characters like that. They all had their own story and such, and most of them were pretty gray. Some of this was established since the first movies and such via newsletters and the like.  But back to Fett, nothing made him "a bad guy" except for the fact that he worked against the good guys. He was just in it for the money, Empire and Rebellion meant nothing to him; really that's the case for all of the bounty hunters.

As for Lando, I would say he wasn't really established a hero, rather he kinda had to join the rebellion because the Empire wanted him dead. He had nowhere else to go. He was certainly heroic within the Rebellion, but he wasn't on the side of light so much as it was either that or hoping the Empire never found him.

In relation to High Fantasy, What I am saying is that your view of High Fantasy is that it is simple, and Space Opera is complex. And as I've shown, Star Wars is a lot more of the latter than you like to think. You're trying to oversimplify it to fit it into this category, and thus brushing over or denying a lot of stuff in the process.  You have an idealized view, but reality kinda doesn't match with it.

(With Tolkien actually, no, point is that Sauron isn't fully and perfectly evil. This isn't rewriting, it's a nuance that was briefly touched on and came through more in Tolkien's other writings.)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Joveus Molai on November 03, 2012, 04:17:26 AM
With Luke's issues, large portions of the raid of Jabba's palace. There was a reason that the Emperor expect Luke to fall, in fighting a war, you have to do dark side stuff. You aren't an ally of light and such when you're running around killin' dudes.

Huh? You thought Luke killing mooks at Jabba's Palace was a gray thing?  :wat: Maybe I was misinterpreting that whole segment, but I got the impression that Jabba's mooks were supposed to be the generic, faceless minions that no one really cared about when the heroes killed them. The fact that they were working for an extremely shady crime lord didn't help gain much sympathy when they got tossed into the Sarlaac, either. No one's calling out Han for blasting all those Stormtroopers in the face, are they?

And as I recall, Palpatine was trying to make Luke fall through temptations of power and dark emotions: "and together we will rule the galaxy" and "give into your hate!", the latter of which was within the context of Luke battling his father. I don't recall the Emperor ever trying to make Luke fall through jumping off the slippery slope of being brutal in a war--he tried to make Luke jump off the slippery slope of abstaining from dark emotions like hatred.


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As for Fett, what makes being around weird aliens and robots evil? The rebellion was full of weird robots and aliens and such. But back to Fett, nothing made him "a bad guy" except for the fact that he worked against the good guys. He was just in it for the money, Empire and Rebellion meant nothing to him; really that's the case for all of the bounty hunters.

Very well, I'll give you that Boba Fett himself is gray in the sense that he's not particularly for good or for evil. Nonetheless, I argue that the existence of Boba Fett does not completely negate the sharp Good and Light vs Evil and Dark distinction that the original trilogy tried to make.

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As for Lando, I would say he wasn't really established a hero, rather he kinda had to join the rebellion because the Empire wanted him dead. He had nowhere else to go. He was certainly heroic within the Rebellion, but he wasn't on the side of light so much as it was either that or hoping the Empire never found him.

I agree that Lando certainly wasn't the most heroic character, but his semi-redemption at the end of Episode 5 seems to be confirmed when he returns as not only a general in the Rebel army but also spearheads the assault on the Second Death Star.

Regardless, I still think  my point about the Good vs Evil distinction in Star Wars stands. As you point out, Star Wars was a little grayer than I remember, but from what I remember from the movies, Rebels and Luke and Leia and Han = Good, Empire and Palpatine and Vader = Evil.

...or at least, if it weren't for...


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And when I was talking about EU stuff, I was particularly talking about EU stuff as it relates to characters like that. They all had their own story and such, and most of them were pretty gray. Some of this was established since the first movies and such via newsletters and the like.

I admit, you got me there. *shrug*. I wasn't aware that they had that much EU stuff before between the movies in the original trilogy.

To my credit, though, Star Wars canonicity is a very weird thing. The fact that so many authors can lend a voice to Star Wars means that the tone can vary quite a bit; as I've said before, EU stuff like KOTOR II come off to me as being a lot grayer than the original trilogy (not counting canon EU stuff directly related to the original trilogy). Imagine if Asatsuki Dou's ultra grimdark Touhou doujin manga were suddenly declared canon by Zun: it'd throw the overall tone of Touhou into utter chaos. That, to a small extent, is how I feel about Star Wars canon.

Nonetheless, I still ask: does my point still stand for the things portrayed in the original trilogy and only the original trilogy? That is, if someone were to see Episodes 4, 5, and 6, and (somehow) that was the only exposure they've ever had to Star Wars, would they be more likely to agree with me or you?


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In relation to High Fantasy, What I am saying is that your view of High Fantasy is that it is simple, and Space Opera is complex.

You've argued that my view of Star Wars is simple, but I'm not sure if you've said that my understanding of the High Fantasy genre is simple. Could you clarify?

 
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And as I've shown, Star Wars is a lot more of the latter than you like to think.

I'm not entirely convinced. You've shown me that some of the characters in Star Wars, namely Lando Carlissian and Boba Fett, leaned more towards gray than black or white, but what about the other High Fantasy elements? Destiny, magic, the sequence of events playing out in a fantastic rather than realistic fashion? Are they not relevant?

Actually, so that we're both on the same page: what is High Fantasy to you? Perhaps our disagreement is stemming from differences in our definitions of High Fantasy.

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(With Tolkien actually, no, point is that Sauron isn't fully and perfectly evil. This isn't rewriting, it's a nuance that was briefly touched on and came through more in Tolkien's other writings.)

Interesting...I recall that Sauron was corrupted by Melkor, but I've never heard of Sauron not being totally evil. Was this somewhere in the Silmarillion, Children of Hurin, or other such work?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Zil on November 03, 2012, 04:50:16 AM
I'm not going to comment about High Fantasy and Space Opera, as they're not terms I'm overly familiar with. I do, however, agree with what Joveus Molai said here...
I'm arguing that Star Wars is High Fantasy AND Space Opera, and I'm saddened that subsequent Star Wars is missing the former part in favor of the latter.
interpreting it as simple "Fantasy and Science Fiction," at least. In that sense, I don't think complexity or moral ambiguity matter too much, genre-wise. The original trilogy is definitely Science Fiction, but I think it also includes lots of Fantasy elements. The Force, for one thing, and also the general dynamics of Obi-Wan and Yoda. The whole idea of the Jedi is a really strong Fantasy element. It's subtle, for the most part, and could have perhaps been left out altogether without changing the plot to a terrible extent. It's there however, and so amongst all the Sci-Fi you have things like destiny, sword fighting, some kind of apprentice/master relationship, the showdown(s) between Luke and Vader, etc. I think things like that have a distinct Fantasy feel to them, more so because they are kept somewhat separate from the rest of the plot. For me at least, that's part of what made the originals so good.

The prequels really corrupted that aspect of the series by making the Jedi overly "normal" and commonplace. Then with the duels being way too flashy and lots of extra lasers, bombs, and robots thrown in everywhere, they really lost the element of Fantasy that the original Trilogy had. Not that that's the only reason they're bad (and I'm a fan of -good- Sci-Fi anyway); there are all too many things wrong with the prequels, many of which have already been mentioned in the thread, but the loss of the Fantasy stuff contributed to making them that much more forgettable. I would even say that they have permanently damaged the idea of what a Jedi is, and I'm not sure an episode 7 could return to it style of the originals, even if it tried. I can most definitely see where Joveus Molai is coming from, unless there's such a big difference between Fantasy and "High Fantasy" that I'm missing here.
That's my two cents anyway.

(And did I read something about lizards "nullifying the Force"? What?)
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Joveus Molai on November 03, 2012, 12:35:48 PM
I'm not going to comment about High Fantasy and Space Opera, as they're not terms I'm overly familiar with. I do, however, agree with what Joveus Molai said here...interpreting it as simple "Fantasy and Science Fiction," at least. In that sense, I don't think complexity or moral ambiguity matter too much, genre-wise. The original trilogy is definitely Science Fiction, but I think it also includes lots of Fantasy elements. The Force, for one thing, and also the general dynamics of Obi-Wan and Yoda. The whole idea of the Jedi is a really strong Fantasy element. It's subtle, for the most part, and could have perhaps been left out altogether without changing the plot to a terrible extent. It's there however, and so amongst all the Sci-Fi you have things like destiny, sword fighting, some kind of apprentice/master relationship, the showdown(s) between Luke and Vader, etc. I think things like that have a distinct Fantasy feel to them, more so because they are kept somewhat separate from the rest of the plot. For me at least, that's part of what made the originals so good.

The prequels really corrupted that aspect of the series by making the Jedi overly "normal" and commonplace. Then with the duels being way too flashy and lots of extra lasers, bombs, and robots thrown in everywhere, they really lost the element of Fantasy that the original Trilogy had. Not that that's the only reason they're bad (and I'm a fan of -good- Sci-Fi anyway); there are all too many things wrong with the prequels, many of which have already been mentioned in the thread, but the loss of the Fantasy stuff contributed to making them that much more forgettable. I would even say that they have permanently damaged the idea of what a Jedi is, and I'm not sure an episode 7 could return to it style of the originals, even if it tried. I can most definitely see where Joveus Molai is coming from, unless there's such a big difference between Fantasy and "High Fantasy" that I'm missing here.
That's my two cents anyway.

That's pretty much what I was trying to getting at, yeah. If it wasn't clear, then that was probably because I've been stumbling over my own words. :fail:

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(And did I read something about lizards "nullifying the Force"? What?)

Uh, I should probably have spoilered that...I forgot that the Thrawn trilogy isn't something everyone has already read...

"Nullifying the Force" =
In the Thrawn trilogy, which is set about 5 years after the destruction of the Death Star, Grand Admiral Thrawn gets his hands on a species of lizards called Ysalmiri that project an anti-force bubble, an empty void in the Force. Jedi like Luke can't use the Force while he's in such a bubble, and anyone in the bubble can't be affected by Force powers, either.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on November 05, 2012, 05:24:22 AM
Hmm. I'm thinking ... the thing with Jedi is, they're supposed to be Special. In the original trilogy, the story included as few Jedi and other force-users as possible (you can literally count them on one hand -- Luke, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Darth Vader, the Emperor), so as not to dilute how special they are. The end result was that Jedi, and mastery of the Force, are percieved by the audience as Awesome.

In the prequels (and to a certain extent the EU), the philosophy seemed to start with "Jedi are Awesome," and used the reasoning "therefore, 100 Jedi would be 100 times more awesome," and the stories seemed to try to include as many Jedi and Sith and other force-users as possible. The end result is that Jedi and other Force-users are percieved by the audience as not particularly special since they're a dime a dozen.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Iryan on November 08, 2012, 04:59:06 PM
Bill Gates --> Vilified by nerds --> Retires --> Donates vast sums of personal wealth to the betterment of humanity --> <3<3<3

George Lucas --> Vilified by nerds --> Retires --> Donates vast sums of personal wealth to the betterment of humanity --> <3<3<3
Obviously what we have to do is to have more nerds vilify people with lots of money!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Aya Reiko on November 11, 2012, 03:08:44 AM
"Little Miss Sunshine," "Toy Story 3" writer to write script for Episode VII.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/10/michael-arndt-star-wars-episode-vii_n_2109223.html?ref=topbar
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 12, 2012, 08:55:34 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/357610/Darth-Vader-to-be-resurrected

Hahahahahahahaha, welp. Looks like nothing's changing.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: theshirn on November 12, 2012, 10:11:53 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/357610/Darth-Vader-to-be-resurrected

Hahahahahahahaha, welp. Looks like nothing's changing.
God almighty let it be a hoax.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Suikama on November 12, 2012, 10:20:44 PM
I have altered the plot, pray I do not alter it any further
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on November 12, 2012, 10:24:21 PM
I'm going to guess as a Force spirit or something since his ghost was visible with Obi-wan and Yoda at the ROTJ.

If they mean a bodily resurrection though then I'm just going to throw up my arms in furious resignation. o/
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Solais on November 12, 2012, 11:05:58 PM
They will ride the zombie apocalypse wave and have zombie Darth Vader and zombie jedis fighting against old man Skywalker and the other old farts. Music will be provided by Queen.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on November 12, 2012, 11:11:41 PM
I'm going to guess the Stormtroopers sift through his ashes, post Luke-torching, and retrieve the magic microchip containing his entire consciousness, and load it into a Vader-esque droid. Which can transform into a spaceship. It will be directed by Michael Bay and star Matt Damon as the voice of Vader.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 12, 2012, 11:13:26 PM
I'm going to guess the Stormtroopers sift through his ashes, post Luke-torching, and retrieve the magic microchip containing his entire consciousness, and load it into a Vader-esque droid. Which can transform into a spaceship. It will be directed by Michael Bay and star Matt Damon as the voice of Vader.

I'm pretty sure Disney bough the rights, not Capcom.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 13, 2012, 12:29:06 AM
I'm guessing CloneVader myself. Clone jedi have happened in the EU, (mind you, this is back when they thought that clones were the bad guys of the Clone Wars).  And there was a lousy comic book with a Clone Emperor, which is one of the first EU things to have happened.

Edit: But what I'm really hoping for is time travel. Because if we're gonna fuck it up, let's ride the handbasket right into Cocytus!.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Aya Reiko on November 13, 2012, 04:33:15 PM
There's also the prospect of flashbacks, or an interquel with 7-9 taking place between 3 and 4.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on November 13, 2012, 06:11:56 PM
interquel with 7-9 taking place between 3 and 4.

It would be kinda neat if they made Shadow of the Empire into a movie. But from what I've heard, they've contracted Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill for it, which suggests that they intend to have it way in the future compared to RotJ.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: An Odd Sea Slug on December 01, 2012, 05:55:43 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/357610/Darth-Vader-to-be-resurrected

Hahahahahahahaha, welp. Looks like nothing's changing.

I wouldn't actually worrying too deeply about this for now. The writer of this article does not appear to be operating with any solid truth.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Zork787 on December 07, 2012, 09:17:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fU7v_Ju3djI

I'm just gonna leave this here
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on December 08, 2012, 05:26:05 AM
I'm pretty sure Disney bough the rights, not Capcom.
I was gonna say Hideo Kojima.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Aya Reiko on January 26, 2013, 08:13:53 AM
J.J. Abrams officially named 'Star Wars' director (http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/01/26/j-j-abrams-officially-named-star-wars-director/)

Yay!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on January 26, 2013, 06:27:08 PM
Oh cool, does this mean the next trilogy is going to be made up on the fly scene by scene?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on January 26, 2013, 06:59:38 PM
As a friend of mine, who is also a major Star Wars fan, put it:
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Armageddon sucked. Alias sucked. Lost sucked. Mission: Impossible III sucked. Super 8 sucked. Fringe sucked. The new Star Trek sucked. So tell me again why I'm supposed to be excited that J.J. Abrams is making a Star Wars film?
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: JT on January 26, 2013, 07:36:40 PM
The new Star Trek didn't suck! That was a decent movie!
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Tengukami on January 26, 2013, 07:38:34 PM
Yeah a lot of people disagreed with him on that one. I didn't see it myself.

Funny how no one objected to the other points, though. Personally, imagining J-dog doing Star Wars fills me with a morbid fascination to see what he would come up with. I think this will account for most of the ticket sales.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on January 26, 2013, 08:20:50 PM
Surprised your friend didn't mention Cloverfield.
Title: Re: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 slated for 2015
Post by: Hello Purvis on January 26, 2013, 11:07:09 PM
They should have gone whole hog and gotten David Lynch, rather than his tenth rate doppelganger.