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Title: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 09, 2012, 09:28:46 AM
(http://www.xead.nl/resize/500-500/upload/1a62630d9c37507611e79000cb114c16dWVmYS1ldXJvLTIwMTItbG9nby5qcGc=.jpg)

ヴエエエエエエエエエ..

Never mind. I know that this isn't probably on the same league as the World Cup, but even then this is quite important because Germany and Porto are in the pool of ze Dutchies.

Are you EUROPZ people ready to lose?
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Kilgamayan on June 09, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Lepetit89 on June 09, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
Russia's game yesterday was great, looking forward to seeing how Germany will be doing tonight.
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Post by: ふねん1 on June 09, 2012, 02:41:21 PM
I saw both matches yesterday. That penalty kick opportunity in the Poland v. Greece game was wild. I know I don't follow soccer that closely, but still, I rarely if ever get to see a goalie get a red card.

And I notice the Netherlands are playing Denmark today. Where's Zengeku when you need him? :V
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Post by: fondue on June 09, 2012, 02:49:30 PM
I wish Greece done better...
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 09, 2012, 02:50:39 PM
Greece vs Poland was indeed weird as hell. Especially being the first one. Russia pretty much steam rolled Czech, although when the 2-1 came I thought it was going to be tight.

Germany has to slaughter Porto because Ronaldo has to cry :V
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: fondue on June 09, 2012, 02:55:23 PM
Germany has to slaughter Porto because Ronaldo has to cry :V
Oh Ronaldo...
Anyways, I wonder how the Netherlands V Denmark match will come out. I think Netherlands will win for some reason.Subconscious foresight, maybe?
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Rin Kagamine on June 09, 2012, 03:24:45 PM
I don't really have a favorite in this, but I love me some national level soccer, so I'm glad I still have access to ESPN this month
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: fondue on June 09, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Oh dammit Denmark  :V
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Rin Kagamine on June 09, 2012, 05:52:43 PM
An unfortunate start for the Oranje
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 09, 2012, 05:53:35 PM
Wow, is this The Netherlands that was 2nd in the world cup? lol.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 09, 2012, 06:10:38 PM
The dudes that bought permission rights for broadcasting the early games are dumb and charge a hell of a lot of money for them. Guess I'm not watching any of those!

I remember that Russia was promising a while ago too. Made it to the semifinals, I believe... Was it '08 or '10?
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 09, 2012, 08:46:21 PM
Germany won :V but Holland didn't. This isn't really good. I am fearing that maybe Denmark and Germany will both advance from this group =.= unless Holland starts doing something.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Gpop on June 09, 2012, 09:05:43 PM
Germany won

All was well
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: M M on June 09, 2012, 09:09:08 PM
I'm so sad Portugal lost, but hey it's Germany. 1 - 0 wasn't that bad.

At first I didn't care about who won at this year's Euro, but I guess being Brazilian made me root for our colonizers :p

Tbh I hope we see some surprise in this year's Euro. Maybe a team without a World Title making it to finals.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 09, 2012, 09:23:26 PM
Wait, hold up.

Portugal, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark?

What the balls.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 09, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
Wait, hold up.

Portugal, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark?

What the balls.
Great pool aint it :V?

Tomorrow FORZA ITALIA, Croatia, lolSpain and Irish Wishky dudez.
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Post by: DX7.EP on June 09, 2012, 10:20:57 PM
Germany won

All was well
But the orange were disappointing. :<

Watching these whenever I can on TV, as well as the FIFA 2014 qualifiers (though yesterday's US-Antigua match was an expected steamroll).
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Hello Purvis on June 10, 2012, 12:25:38 AM
I have no idea what is going on, but I'll cheer for France because of socialism.

France already lost, didn't they?
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 10, 2012, 08:09:04 AM
I have no idea what is going on, but I'll cheer for France because of socialism.

France already lost, didn't they?
They yet have to play,
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Rin Kagamine on June 10, 2012, 05:50:46 PM
Maybe it's just my American sports mindset, but watching these games end in ties is so unfulfilling
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Edible on June 10, 2012, 05:56:56 PM
:bzzz:
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 11, 2012, 02:30:22 PM
I liked how Italy was like leading 1-0 for five minutes before the tie came. Spain was seriously so horrible overall but had a few dangerous moments that could bring them victory. Not to mention that one ball that bounced on the goal line before being disabled.

I wonder if we're going to get vuvuzelas in the World Cup 2014?

Maybe it's just my American sports mindset, but watching these games end in ties is so unfulfilling
Yes and no somehow. Ties may be frikken boring but can really mess up the ranking in each group. Then you got those "If A wins from B then A + C advance" scenarios. I prefer to see also countries rampaging through and coming out of the groups as true winners and not due to luck/point management.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 11, 2012, 02:40:36 PM
Yes and no somehow. Ties may be frikken boring but can really mess up the ranking in each group.
There's also how a game that ended 0-0 can be a lot more interesting than another that ended 3-0. Score really doesn't mean a lot about the game in football compared to other sports.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: fondue on June 11, 2012, 04:22:46 PM
COME ON ENGLAND
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 12, 2012, 07:59:44 AM
Man, what is it with the "popular" countries having the most boring matches. England vs France was pretty zzzZzzzz but Ukraine vs Sweden was extremely enjoyable. That match was juicy!

Tonight Greece vs Czech and Russia vs Poland. The latter can become quite nasty and fierce in my opinion.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Kilgamayan on June 12, 2012, 12:50:00 PM
Greece was able to finance a national team?
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: ふねん1 on June 12, 2012, 04:11:07 PM
Greece v. Czech has barely even started, and Czech have already scored twice. This does not bode well for Greece. :V
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Kilgamayan on June 12, 2012, 04:52:48 PM
I guesss they weren't able to finance a good national team.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 12, 2012, 05:53:13 PM
Maybe it was the manager that was too pricey.

I doubt the russians will disappoint. Totally watching this one.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 13, 2012, 08:09:48 AM
It was only a matter of time before those Greece jokes came up. Poor guys. Ignoring their financial issue, they didn't really play. After the 2-0 I stopped watching that game and went away. Russia vs Poland was enjoyable for some strange reason. Even though both teams were playing chaotic and weird situations occurring, it was quite enjoyable.

Oh btw tonight:

(http://i45.tinypic.com/4l2fs5.jpg)    VS    (http://i48.tinypic.com/5n2lhc.png)

and Denmark vs lolRonaldo
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: DX7.EP on June 13, 2012, 06:01:17 PM
That match will be too tasty to watch! :V

LOL Ronaldo indeed - missed quite a few shots! Quite a tense game in the last 10 minutes too.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: M M on June 13, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
What the hell Portugal :o
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Gpop on June 13, 2012, 06:07:05 PM
Ronaldo hasn't scored yet (pathetically)

All is decent.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Cookiejesus on June 13, 2012, 08:19:28 PM
So I guess Germany's winning won? Because my neighbourshood are is shouting like crazy...

That's both a good and a bad thing when you have neighbours that watch football. You don't have to actually watch the games to know if your home team is winning/won.

Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 13, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
They're sure to advance, yeah. Hard to see them not getting first place off their group too.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 13, 2012, 10:23:40 PM
Well *****. Holland lost vs Germany. Our coach is a moron, doesn't put Huntelaar in first 11. Also Persie misses 3x but scores 4th time by luck.

Germany deserved to win because they were simply better. Kudos to Germany. Still cannot believe this is World Cup 2nd place Holland.

Holland advancing is hard and impossible at this moment. Needs SanaeMiracle vs Porto.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: fondue on June 14, 2012, 03:24:37 PM
well done  :getdown:
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 14, 2012, 08:38:34 PM
Croatia vs Italty was lol. 1-1 was deserved. Croatia is going to smash Spain :V

But seriously, Spain vs Ireland. Even if Ireland lost so hard, their supporters were non-stop cheering and singing. Really was admired by their support, Dutchies and other countries should learn from it imo.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Conqueror on June 15, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Brilliant gallery of fake tabloid coverage here  (http://postimage.org/gallery/15m096mw/945f99b1/)for the upcoming England-Sweden match. If only the actual game will be as exciting.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: BT on June 15, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
It was, actually.

Not that the level of play was grandiose or anything, but it sure was thrilling from the second half onwards.

God dammit Wellbeck.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: redlakitu on June 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
Poland (my home team) vs Czech Republic should be the more exciting match today. The general attitude in Poland was "oh yeah,  we'll show you" at first, then switched to "oh no, we're horrible and going to die", now it's the first one again. We need a victory and the team is well aware that all hell will break loose if they fail, but if they win, they will become national heroes, so expect a very determined performance.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 16, 2012, 08:39:13 PM
Group A has a pretty dramatic scenario at this moment.

Poland already got defeated in the Euro Cup 2012 =/ 1 out of 2 host teams already got kicked out in the poule phase. Russia as well got disabled. =/ Well played though Russia & Poland.

Tomorrow for Dutchies it will be hell x 1000.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: redlakitu on June 16, 2012, 09:46:33 PM
Well, damn it. Damn it. How can you dominate the first half so thoroughly, then basically give the game away in the second half? HOW?!

I'm happy for Greece though. They aren't exactly the best team around, but the quarter-final is fine compensation for their incredible bad luck so far.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Conqueror on June 17, 2012, 01:08:07 AM
Well, if Denmark doesn't win in their match against Germany tomorrow, the knockout stage will see Greece vs Germany.

I can see the potential tabloid headlines already: "Germany force Greece exit from Euro."
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 18, 2012, 05:29:42 AM
I can see the potential tabloid headlines already: "Germany force Greece exit from Euro."
:V

Bye bye Holland, if you would've played better in the first two matches you wouldn't had to struggle like this. Germany scored in the last 10min to 2-1 kicking Denmark from the EC as well.

In the 1/4 finals,  Germany vs Greece indeed van lolRonaldo vs Czechzors
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: Helepolis on June 20, 2012, 09:02:33 AM
Another dramatic conclusion to the final group in the EC

Ukraine gets kicked out, meaning both host teams are out of the EC. Pretty sad that the 5th referee was blind as ***** because that ball crossed the goal line by miles. It could've caused a major difference in playstyle and tension. No offence to England, they did their thing but seriously: Have 5-6 referees on the field, still fail to spot a clear goal.

With group D being finished 1/4 finals are approaching. Who is going to be the winner of this EC? My guess:

1/4 finals
Czech vs Porto --> Unfortunately, lolPorto will win...
Greece vs Germany --> Achtungland will win.
England vs Italy --> Now this is quite tricky. But guessing from their previous matches I think England will win.
Spain vs France --> France lately became really weak. Spain is will probably win.

1/2 finals (most likely)
Germany vs Porto --> Bradwurst > Ronaldo. He needs to cry imo.
England vs Spain --> No offence to spain but we've seen how lovely artists the spain team was in the WC2010 like fake diving because of "tackle" etc. I hope England beats them.

Finals
Germany vs England --> This is tricky. But my guess will be Germany for EC champion.

Playlist: http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2012/matches/index.html
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Post by: Conqueror on June 20, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
I've Germany vs Spain down for the finals. I doubt England will make it past Spain (about 50-50 vs Italy) despite being one of the luckiest teams on the pitch, although if they do I will laugh.
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Post by: Kilgamayan on June 20, 2012, 12:51:32 PM
Spain and Italy can piss off, and the anal devastation on /sp/ if/when England loses will be spectacular.

So go Germany, I guess.
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Post by: Cookiejesus on June 20, 2012, 12:58:00 PM
Oh god, I hope Germany doesn't become champion, I'd like to get into bed before sunrise.
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Post by: Gpop on June 20, 2012, 04:30:53 PM
I WANT Spain to win, but like they say, it's VERY unlikely that they'll win 3 major tournaments consecutively (they would be the first to do so), but I'll keep my hopes up for them.

Otherwise, I'd be more than happy to see Germany win. After all this time on being SO CLOSE but choking in the end, it'd be nice to see them finally win again.

Also, lol at Ukraine. Honestly, I ALWAYS found it ridiculous that FIFA implemented extra referees on the goal lines FOR THIS SPECIFIC REASON, and yet they STILL can't see it. I hope this will send FIFA a message on video replays (seriously, just give the 4th referee, the one handling substitutions, more to do by taken care of the video replay while the communicate through their headphones), but knowing FIFA, they're as stubborn as a mule.
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Post by: Kilgamayan on June 20, 2012, 06:48:10 PM
Blatter actually came out after the game and said goal line replay is now a necessity.

(Second time in a year that he's come out storming for major changes after an English victory predicated on the current system those changes would affect. But hey, who's counting? :V)
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Post by: DX7.EP on June 20, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Go whoever! As long as the games are fun everything is good! :munch: :getdown:

On a serious note, I'm thinking Germans will win.
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Post by: Tengukami on June 20, 2012, 08:10:06 PM
Oh hey this thread.

I've actually been unwittingly following this, as it's being shown at my bar. I don't have too much faith in France, to be honest, after seeing Sweden beat them 2-0. Then again, that wasn't until what, the last ten minutes of the match? France can hold their own, defense-wise. But Spain will probably crush them. While I think it almost goes without saying that Germany will beat Greece, I'm not so sure about Portugal v. Czech Republic. I could honestly see the Czechs take that one.

Yes, this will likely end up being Germany v. England. But I don't think Germany will take this on account of their amazing playing; they'll win because England has had a less than consistent game with way too many close calls. Germany remains pretty solid, and will likely be the champs here.
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Post by: Conqueror on June 21, 2012, 02:54:31 PM
Here's a nice little virtual replay compendium (http://www.lequipe.fr/edito/football/euro2012/tous-les-buts-en-3d.html) of all the scored goals in the tournament so far.
Title: Re: Euro Cup 2012 - ヴエエエエエエエエエ Oh wait...
Post by: fondue on June 21, 2012, 04:16:22 PM
Here's a nice little virtual replay compendium (http://www.lequipe.fr/edito/football/euro2012/tous-les-buts-en-3d.html) of all the scored goals in the tournament so far.
Tres int?ressant... (Very interesting...)
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Post by: Helepolis on June 21, 2012, 07:35:17 PM
I made a huge error with the 1/4 and 1/2 matchups. Germany can never play vs England in the finals because winner of QF1 plays vs QF3. So to adjust my new predictions quickly:


1/4 finals
Czech vs Porto --> Unfortunately, lolPorto will win...
Greece vs Germany --> Achtungland will win.
England vs Italy --> Now this is quite tricky. But guessing from their previous matches I think England will win.
Spain vs France --> France lately became really weak. Spain is will probably win.

1/2 finals (most likely)
Germany vs England --> Most likely Germany. Tricky but guess Germany.
Porto vs Spain --> Wow, world cup deja vu. Spain will win.

Finals
Germany vs Spain --> Bah. I hope Germany because Spain is team diving deluxe.

Playlist: http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2012/matches/index.html
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Post by: Tengukami on June 21, 2012, 08:29:03 PM
And Lolnaldo strikes again ...
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Post by: Lepetit89 on June 22, 2012, 08:20:38 PM
This game is giving off a wonderful vibe so far, hope they'll be able to keep up that pace until the end. A comeback by Greece is unlikely, but not impossible.

Edit: Splendid, though I really can't bear to look at the faces of the Greece fans and players when they're behind by three goals with not even five minutes left to play. Definitely not complaining about that penalty kick.
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Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 22, 2012, 10:59:35 PM
Tee-hee. (http://reuters.tumblr.com/post/25667698112/uefa-president-platini-looks-on-while-german)
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Post by: Helepolis on June 24, 2012, 09:33:36 PM
Well the 1/4 semi finals have officially ended. I failed my predictions already for this last match but still thinking Spain will face Germany in the finals.

Greece was unfortunately not much of a deal for Germany. Portugal was also obvious as hell, although the Czechs had fought well. I didn't watch Spain's match because it was boring as hell. Italy vs England was enjoyable for some reason. Italy deserved the win as they showed in my opinion the better "I want to win" mentality.

So the two people who voted for England in the poll, sadly you were wrong. We shall now eat all your food in your fridge and supplies.
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Post by: BT on June 24, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
Even outside of better mentality, England played like shit. Good thing for JUSTICE, though.
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Post by: redlakitu on June 24, 2012, 10:07:10 PM
Pirlo's penalty was simply brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp2HZNheCZ8 - of course,  comparisons with Panenka are unavoidable. Look at the comments!
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Post by: fondue on June 25, 2012, 08:56:57 AM
Pirlo's penalty was simply brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp2HZNheCZ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp2HZNheCZ8) - of course,  comparisons with Panenka are unavoidable. Look at the comments!
Pretty sweet shot~
Even outside of better mentality, England played like shit. Good thing for JUSTICE, though.
England you embarrassed the country. I am disappoint.
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Post by: Gpop on June 25, 2012, 05:08:55 PM
Pirlo's penalty was simply brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp2HZNheCZ8 - of course,  comparisons with Panenka are unavoidable. Look at the comments!
This shot is very popular in South America, I've seen Messi do it a few times himself.
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Post by: Edible on June 25, 2012, 05:23:26 PM
buuuuutttt
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Post by: Tengukami on June 27, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
At this point, I'm rooting for Spain solely because I'm sick of hearing the name "Ronaldo" and looking at his stupid eurotrash horseface.
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Post by: Lepetit89 on June 27, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
Haha, you're not alone in that boat, don't know why, but I just don't like him.
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Post by: Kilgamayan on June 27, 2012, 09:05:50 PM
> Get sick of obnoxiously media-darling player
> Root for obnoxiously media-darling team instead

Something seems off about this picture.
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Post by: Tengukami on June 27, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Something seems off about this picture.

That would be me, not following football until, oh, last week some time.
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Post by: Kilgamayan on June 27, 2012, 09:14:05 PM
Aha, I see. Well, don't worry - after actually watching 90 minutes of a combination of refball, dives that would win gold at the Summer Games, and the most God-awfully boring footy anyone has ever seen, you'll drop Spain like a hot potato and be one step closer to footy enlightenment.

Which will probably entail rooting for the Germans, since they're the only team left that isn't a giant bag of dildos.
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Post by: Tengukami on June 27, 2012, 09:18:08 PM
As it so happens, I've already picked them to win.
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Post by: Lepetit89 on June 27, 2012, 09:22:07 PM
Aha, I see. Well, don't worry - after actually watching 90 minutes of a combination of refball, dives that would win gold at the Summer Games, and the most God-awfully boring footy anyone has ever seen, you'll drop Spain like a hot potato and be one step closer to footy enlightenment.

Which will probably entail rooting for the Germans, since they're the only team left that isn't a giant bag of dildos.

I like your flow!
These penalties are awfully exciting, geesh, wonder who's going to make it.
Edit: I liked this game, exciting indeed.
Now, we'll have to wait for the most crucial game, hope Germany can finally triumph over Italy.
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Post by: Conqueror on June 27, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
Ahaha
Ronaldo didn't get to take a shot
I hope Germany smash Spain in the finals for the death of tiki taka and divers
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Post by: Tengukami on June 27, 2012, 09:29:48 PM
Hey, that penalty shot thing was pretty exciting! Almost worth waiting an hour and a god damn half for some real action.

Also, yes, everyone point and laugh at Lolnaldo.
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Post by: Gpop on June 27, 2012, 09:35:44 PM
...wow you can not believe how loud I yelled when I saw Portugal lose.

In pure happiness
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Post by: redlakitu on June 27, 2012, 09:53:59 PM
Too bad, I'd rather watch Narcissus (who's still a great player regardless) play in the final than the most boring team ever. Oh well, doesn't matter, Germany's going to beat them into a pulp anyway.
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Post by: Tengukami on June 27, 2012, 10:00:49 PM
In fairness, I only dislike him because of his face. He looks like a tan Matt LeBlanc.
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Post by: redlakitu on June 27, 2012, 10:48:00 PM
In fairness, I only dislike him because of his face. He looks like a tan Matt LeBlanc.
Ronaldinho used to get a lot of flak for that as well. Personally, I think the hate they get is somewhat out of proportion in both cases.
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Post by: Gpop on June 27, 2012, 11:10:06 PM
Ronaldinho used to get a lot of flak for that as well. Personally, I think the hate they get is somewhat out of proportion in both cases.
Honestly, thing is Ronaldinho STARTED well, but dropped dramatically as he let the fame and partying get to his head. That's what killed him

It's a shame too, he was amazing. He really was a kid in his heart, a kid who loved football.
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Post by: Conqueror on June 28, 2012, 05:20:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ieOuz.gif)
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Post by: BT on June 28, 2012, 09:19:29 AM
Rooting for Germany as well unless Spain pulls a miraculously worthy game.
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Post by: Lepetit89 on June 28, 2012, 07:08:39 PM
This has me worried, gotta admit that it was a nice goal, though.
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Post by: redlakitu on June 28, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
Whoa. I'm rooting for Germany, but honestly I don't mind the current turn of events. Italy is phenomenal so far.
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Post by: Cookiejesus on June 28, 2012, 08:25:50 PM
Huh, seems that Germany will (again) be defeated by Italy.

It's quiet in the neighbourhood. Too quiet. Far away, down the road, a lonesome Italy fan makes noise on his vuvuzela...
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Post by: Tengukami on June 28, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fSlJX.gif)

Welp, there goes my bet.
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Post by: Lepetit89 on June 28, 2012, 08:40:15 PM
Too much excitement for the last few minutes, but a worthy winner, congratulations to Italy and good luck in the finals.
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Post by: Helepolis on June 28, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Oh my. All my predictions went wrong.

Spain vs Italy in the finals I see.
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Post by: Vhaltz on June 28, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
I have an exam the day after the match, so here's hoping Italy wins so I can get some sleep.

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Post by: Kilgamayan on June 28, 2012, 10:48:43 PM
> Boring floppers vs. egregious floppers

Tournament over. Wake me when WC 2014 starts.
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Post by: Helepolis on June 30, 2012, 07:17:01 PM
Well the finals are probably going to be boring as well and Spain will probably win if they do as they did in WC2010: Everybody dive to fool the referee.
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on July 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Well, Spain took that one without much trouble, though I'd say it was a good game and they deserved that one.  :toot:
Italy had its chances, they couldn't make something out of them, that's bad luck.
Though, the last half hour when they had to play with 10 players was just straight-out humiliation. Almost hurt to watch.
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Post by: DX7.EP on July 01, 2012, 08:42:49 PM
Watched the finals, and yep it was a fairly boring match, predictable too. Time to watch more Latin American games for better insanity.
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Post by: Helepolis on July 02, 2012, 07:32:46 AM
Something was wrong with Italy for sure. Was expecting more than a 4-0 win for Spain.

Though, the last half hour when they had to play with 10 players was just straight-out humiliation. Almost hurt to watch.
Found this a bit lame as well. You're leading with 2 to 0 and Italy is suffering from bad luck (2 injured players). While it is football and finals and bla bla bla, still there is something called being good sport. Italy already gave up when they were left with 10.

Furthermore it was a pretty boring match. Guess World Cup 2014 it is. For now, we'll go back to sleep.

/me blows vuvuzela in Kilga's ear ヴエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエ (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/Smileys/default/vuvuzela.png)
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Post by: redlakitu on July 02, 2012, 08:53:03 AM
I like defensive football because it can be really spectacular when properly executed, but sometimes it just feels wrong. For example, both Greece in 2004 and Chelsea in this year's Champions League were the underdogs, so defense was the logical choice for them (plus it's always nice when someone wins against the odds). Spain, however, is a team with incredible potential, skills, possibly their most talented generation ever, and long traditions of offensive, brave style of playing. So what do they do? They play some of the most excruciatingly boring football ever, like they wanted to deliberately infuriate their supporters, for almost all of the tournament, and in the end *they still win*. On the other hand, there's Italy who dropped their usual catenaccio in favor of offense and all they got in return was an unlucky 0:4 thrashing. What kind of a message is this?

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Post by: fondue on July 02, 2012, 09:33:30 AM
^ Almost fully agree
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Post by: Gpop on July 02, 2012, 03:50:57 PM
Thing is, Spain is all about possession, and that's exactly how the Spanish and almost most of latin America plays. It's not about, "oh hey we got it COUNTER ATTAAAACK fuck we lost it our defense is open" kind of play. They go for pure skills, control, and possession. It's what makes it beautiful in their own way. You can't beat their ball skills in Europe. It's almost unmatched (to all of Europe).

The problem with Italy was that, in the first game they played, they all played defensively, and that's how they managed to hold them off in a 1-1 draw in the group stages. This time though, they wanted to go for offense like they did against Germany, and lost because Spain's defense is a bit better than they thought (come on...Spain had Puyol, and that guy is literally like a lion). So Spain did the usual, possession and control. all the way to Italy's own weaker defense. It's really smart what they do.

They have their own saying about their game plan, "You can not score if you don't have the ball".

btw, the reason Italy just died in the end is because they were exhausted by then. They got too tired chasing after the ball that they just couldn't even run that much anymore. Spain's fitness is crazy, to be fit AND still be able to maintain control. It's just how they are.

One of the few problems Spain will have is if they play against a South American team, like Argentina, who ALSO plays the same style (before Maradona came in :V).
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Post by: BT on July 02, 2012, 04:13:11 PM
I don't think Italy were necessarily unfit. I mean, try stopping Spain from holding onto the ball with 10 players. That's just about twice as hard as stopping them with 11 players.

By the way, you sure you watched the game? Puyol wasn't anywhere near playing. :V
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Post by: Gpop on July 02, 2012, 04:24:30 PM
I don't think Italy were necessarily unfit. I mean, try stopping Spain from holding onto the ball with 10 players. That's just about twice as hard as stopping them with 11 players.
It's still hard to chase after a ball that's always moving and never staying with one player all the time. Going down to 10 men is also part of the reason though.

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By the way, you sure you watched the game? Puyol wasn't anywhere near playing. :V
I know, but the defense is still strong, but if Puyol was in it good luck.

I forgot to mention that Cassilles is still amazing as a keeper. Though this final was interesting since it had 2 of the greatest keepers in the world so far.
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on July 02, 2012, 06:03:40 PM
Yeah, Spain's speed was just crazy. Best example was that crazy sprint for the second goal. You'd think the guy couldn't go any faster, and he proves you wrong :V
Italy managed to keep up rather well during the first half (ball possession there was 50-50, the stats said), but everytime they made their way over to spain's goal there was already a wall waiting. They never got any situations where they could break the defense in a way to get a clear shot, so even if they got up close, they couldn't score.
Meanwhile Spain just played passes that other teams would consider impossible and created tons of openings they could abuse to score.
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Post by: Helepolis on July 03, 2012, 08:10:29 AM
Spain's play style turns every player into a potential scorer. I think 3 of the goals (excluding the super speed one) were done by sudden fast and tight pass through the defence with perfect timing to walk out. Bit what Portugal has been doing as well in their attacks. Italy relies on few top shots like any other standard team. I saw Balotelli being perma defended by at least 2-3 Spain players so he couldn't do his body builder pose any more. And the other dude was a frikken moron (forgot his name) who shot at the keeper, failed then retried instead of passing the ball to his neighbour (who was wide open).



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Post by: Conqueror on July 03, 2012, 08:20:46 AM
Spain's play style turns every player into a potential scorer.
Spain as the new standard bearers of Total Football then?  :V
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Post by: Helepolis on July 03, 2012, 08:47:46 AM
Spain as the new standard bearers of Total Football then?  :V
Not really. It is just a style like Barca's. Pass around, make enemy run around endlessly then matter of timing for the attack. Euro cup this year was quite disappointing. Mainly because no team really prevailed or shined by demolishing the other team. It was all "Do your thing".