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Title: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: The Touhou Fan on July 25, 2009, 07:09:41 AM
I think for me it would be Patchouli, as she kicks ass in IaMP. I'd love to meet the character I always play as in the game, and I always use her because it's easy to pwn opponents with her in IaMP.

[tso]Wow you're not very smart are you.  This is account number 4 I've banned from you =P[/tso]
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Cadmas on July 25, 2009, 07:13:37 AM
I'd say Patchouli as well. She'd probably wouldn't blow up a lot of stuff.
She is quiet so you can hide her under your bed.
Also you don't need to feed her b/c shes a magician.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Slaves on July 25, 2009, 07:15:18 AM
Suwako.

i wanna try on that hat ;w;
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Hyper Dunk on July 25, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
Eirin, because she could could make medicine to cure my ailments and even possibly the Hourai Elixir.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on July 25, 2009, 07:22:53 AM
Sakuya or Hong Meiling because one is human with time stopping ability and other one is a kungfu master who can teach me (I hope she isn't a joke character this time)
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Slaves on July 25, 2009, 07:33:49 AM
Iku

I'll fever with her if you know what I mean

dance in tight white pants?

i gotta see that.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: The Touhou Fan on July 25, 2009, 07:37:57 AM
Iku

I'll fever with her if you know what I mean

dance in tight white pants?

i gotta see that.

I may be mistaken, but I think he means a bit more than dancing. :o
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on July 25, 2009, 07:38:59 AM
Iku

I'll fever with her if you know what I mean

dance in tight white pants?

i gotta see that.

I may be mistaken, but I think he means a bit more than dancing. :o
???? Anathe is a girl...... or is he/she?
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on July 25, 2009, 07:40:36 AM
Hard question, but I think I'd take either Mokou or Koishi.
Mokou, because Kaguya is a fucking NEET.
Koishi, because she's my nickname ;) and I love her Extra Boss battle. The first (and still only) Extra Boss I've beaten.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: nintendonut888 on July 25, 2009, 07:43:20 AM
Youmu. I don't know why exactly, but I really want to.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: The Touhou Fan on July 25, 2009, 07:45:50 AM
Hard question, but I think I'd take either Mokou or Koishi.
Mokou, because Kaguya is a fucking NEET.
Koishi, because she's my nickname ;) and I love her Extra Boss battle. The first (and still only) Extra Boss I've beaten.

Please don't use words like "take". It sounds like you are trying to turn it into a "waifu" thread which is NOT what I intended for it, and I don't want the admins trashing it.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on July 25, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
(I hope she isn't a joke character this time)

She never was a joke character to begin with until some stupid dipshits on 2ch started calling her "China"... -_-;
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Bias Bus on July 25, 2009, 08:09:36 AM
Honestly speaking?

I'd like to meet Luize. Fun-loving tourist moe~
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Helepolis on July 25, 2009, 08:32:28 AM
She never was a joke character to begin with until some stupid dipshits on 2ch started calling her "China"... -_-;

/me taps Chainsaw on the back.

There there, don't be angry. Let those people talk. We all know Meiling is a loyal gateguard.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on July 25, 2009, 08:40:43 AM
She never was a joke character to begin with until some stupid dipshits on 2ch started calling her "China"... -_-;

/me taps Chainsaw on the back.

There there, don't be angry. Let those people talk. We all know Meiling is a loyal gateguard.
Well she still is lazy............... and sleeps through her job.................. and eat humans..................... but she is still AWESOME
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: KomeijiKoishi on July 25, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Hard question, but I think I'd take either Mokou or Koishi.
Mokou, because Kaguya is a fucking NEET.
Koishi, because she's my nickname ;) and I love her Extra Boss battle. The first (and still only) Extra Boss I've beaten.

Please don't use words like "take". It sounds like you are trying to turn it into a "waifu" thread which is NOT what I intended for it, and I don't want the admins trashing it.
Sorry. How about that:
I'd like to meet either Mokou or Koishi.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Tengukami on July 25, 2009, 11:24:22 AM
. . .

I've got my eye on you, "Touhou Fan". Somethin' funny goin' on here.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on July 25, 2009, 12:14:34 PM
i wonder the purpose for so many threads.

oh well, it'll disappear in the void soon enough.

Mokou and Keine and Reimu
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Sawaguchi`Mai on July 25, 2009, 12:40:12 PM
Well she still is lazy............... and sleeps through her job.................. and eat humans..................... but she is still AWESOME
She doesn't eat humans.

Also, I'd like to meet Flandre one day. Who knows, she may or may not eat me, depends if I bring any sweets.
..and it also may be a bad idea since I might die that one day. OH WELL, least I get to meet my favorite character, right? RIGHT?
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: dustyjo on July 25, 2009, 01:11:14 PM
Ran Or Mokou.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie on July 25, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
Letty ~ I think she is a pretty nice person..
Medicine ~ We could hate human race together~
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: shadowbringer on July 25, 2009, 03:42:29 PM
Mima. Anyone else being real would imply that Mima being real isn't a certainty (though it would be nice to meet the others as well. No two of them are the same.).
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Ghaleon on July 25, 2009, 08:25:16 PM
I forget her name, 2nd boss in MoF. I'd like all my bad luck and misfortunes to be zapped away. mmmm.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on July 25, 2009, 08:27:23 PM
I forget her name, 2nd boss in MoF. I'd like all my bad luck and misfortunes to be zapped away. mmmm.
Hina is not pleased and will fill you with misfortune.
And me? The Aki sisters. Free wine!
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Ghaleon on July 25, 2009, 08:31:28 PM
I forget her name, 2nd boss in MoF. I'd like all my bad luck and misfortunes to be zapped away. mmmm.
Hina is not pleased and will fill you with misfortune.
And me? The Aki sisters. Free wine!

Eh MoF is the touhou I played the least of so far. I've only done it like twice.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Moerin on July 25, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
My choices are pretty obvious... Either Wriggle for blatently obvious reasons, or Rin Satsuki.  I'd want to let her know that there are at least some people who acknowledge her existence...
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Bias Bus on July 25, 2009, 08:35:18 PM
. . .

I've got my eye on you, "Touhou Fan". Somethin' funny goin' on here.
You feel it too, huh?

Hm, glad I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Ghaleon on July 25, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
. . .

I've got my eye on you, "Touhou Fan". Somethin' funny goin' on here.
You feel it too, huh?

Hm, glad I'm not the only one.

I'm sure everyone who read the locked thread thinks it, but it's still a potentially interesting topic regardless...

Though you all want to meet hina, you just don't know it >=P.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: DarkHedge on July 25, 2009, 08:40:56 PM
I'd not want to meet any of them. The simple idea of having a girl more or less psycho wielding various Spell Cards and/or weapons with a destructive ability of over 50k/100k bullets per pattern, JUST RIGHT NEXT TO ME, and they could make use of them if irritated... simply drives in me either fear, either self-defense instincts.

...

although I DO want Remilia. In my bed.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Firestorm29 on July 26, 2009, 12:02:27 AM
I think I'd like to meet Mokou, Satori, and Yuyuko. Though I'm aware of the implications of option 3. ^^;
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Blackraptor on July 26, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
I wanna meet Reisen or Momiji...If only to feel their ears.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Gambit on July 26, 2009, 12:42:44 AM
Youmu, simply for the fact that she is one of my favorite characters, plus it would also be pretty interesting to meet a half-ghost.     
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Slowpoke on July 26, 2009, 01:58:49 AM
I'd like to engage in intellectual conversation with Rumia.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Cadmas on July 26, 2009, 02:02:07 AM
I'm sure Rumia and Slowpoke will solve world hungry.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Patorikku on July 26, 2009, 02:27:22 AM
I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"

Then I would try to dodge her hopefully harmless spellcards to prove that my school hallway treks during the 5-minute breaks between classes have paid off.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Dular on July 26, 2009, 02:27:55 AM
Probably someone I could have a decent conversation with and have a bit of fun, probably Yuyuko or Reisen.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: dustyjo on July 26, 2009, 03:02:29 AM
I wanna meet Reisen or Momiji...If only to feel their ears.

*sigh* I do too ;_;
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Gpop on July 26, 2009, 03:34:20 AM
Well I'd like to meet all of them really. It'd be nice to see one of them in person =/.

But out of all of them, the Komeiji sisters and the Underground Palace gang. Specifically Koishi <3
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Omnifish on July 26, 2009, 07:56:29 AM
Anyone. Except Medicine, because she hates humans and would try to kill me to death with poison.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Tengukami on July 26, 2009, 01:31:54 PM
Alright, I'll play.

Aya. I'd love to hear her stories, have her show me around, and just get her thoughts on this and that. Might wear me out though. So then I'd take it easy with Marisa. I love her sense of humor.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Alice on July 27, 2009, 01:54:53 AM
I want to meet Cirno and tell her how idiot she is. Sigh... I bet she doesn't understand that because she is dumb.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on July 27, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
Sanae.

She seems so much like my best friend that we would probably hit it off right away. And go on wild, crazy adventures together.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on July 27, 2009, 04:50:04 AM
funny, i'd thought it wld be Eki-sama.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Easy Mode on July 27, 2009, 04:51:55 AM
Alice.
We'd play dress up and dolls. Honestly.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Ruka on July 27, 2009, 05:27:06 AM
Patchy. I like research, and I don't mind being an assistant. The only problem is that I'd need to get out where there isn't so much dust often.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Kilgamayan on July 27, 2009, 06:01:15 AM
Yumemi and/or Chiyuri, because they are the only ones I have enough confidence in to not (a) try to take over the outside world once they realize their obvious superiority and (b) freak out over what they left behind to actually want outside of Gensokyo.

Meiling would be my next choice, because there's only a tiny part of me afraid of her going on a rampage and destroying anything that looks at her funny.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: N-Forza on July 27, 2009, 06:49:04 AM
The Prismrivers so we could have a mad awesome jam session.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Mima on July 27, 2009, 12:06:31 PM
Yuka because
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: WRATHIE_Beatrice on July 27, 2009, 12:08:13 PM
Yuka because

-continued-

I AM MEEEMA
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Aya Reiko on July 27, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
Reisen - Who probably has the most "normal" personality.
Yukarin - Just because  :smug:
Cirno - Just to torment her brain.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on July 28, 2009, 05:05:46 AM
um...Marisa,Reimu,Patchouli,Yukari,Alice,Youmu,Shikieiki...obviously Kourin (megaaane boy*drools*) and,even if i be in danger,Remilia.(im a type B person,she like B blood...)
Another choises can be Wriggle,Mystia,Ran...oh i want meet all Gensokyo,including Youki and Sariel (im crazy for angels XD)
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Ruka on July 28, 2009, 05:12:56 AM
um...Marisa,Reimu,Patchouli,Yukari,Alice,Youmu,Shikieiki...obviously Kourin (megaaane boy*drools*) and,even if i be in danger,Remilia.(im a type B person,she like B blood...)
Another choises can be Wriggle,Mystia,Ran...oh i want meet all Gensokyo,including Youki and Sariel (im crazy for angels XD)
VIVI, why are you so cute?
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Tonepoet on July 28, 2009, 07:37:15 AM
Although I think more or less the whole lot of them are pretty cool, this isn't even a question for me: This person would be without a doubt be Patchouli Knowledge. She's perhaps the smartest individual in the entire series and magically gifted in a world where magic is everything. It's impressive to the point where she's a bit of a role model to me and who doesn't want to meet their role models?

Also, she's a bit of a soloist indoorsy type like myself and she likes to read books. Unlike the others, assuming she likes classical literature, there's a decent chance we might actually have something to talk about. I mean sure, it'd be cool to meet the others but what could I say?
Et cetera, et cetera. I'd certainly love to meet them too as virtually all the characters exude greatness but I doubt it'd go as swimmingly in most cases.

As far as Hong Meiling having you for lunch goes, I'm not sure about her in particular but generally most Youkai eat humans. Not all but most. Rumia's a good example as she's specifically cannibalistic and particularly weak showing it's no difficult task.  Their overall view of humans is closer lesser beings, like animals as opposed to people too. So all in all, unless human friendliness is specifically stated, such as in the case of Alice, I'd assume it's a pretty safe bet to assume an element of danger by default. There's a reason most humans live in the human village; not everybody can prove themselves worthy like Reimu or Marisa after all.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Henry on July 29, 2009, 02:46:30 PM
1. Patchy (she is very quiet (but strong) and like reading (a bit like me), I wish she can teach me magic :P)
2. Yuyuko (brings me to places having delicates!!! Yummy :P)
3. Sakuya (stopping time is good for your mind)
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Arcengal on July 29, 2009, 07:35:31 PM
Yukari for intellectual. ("So, what's it like having the ENTIRE REALM OF PHYSICS as your playground?")
(Canon) Alice for general hanging out.

Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Halca on July 29, 2009, 11:18:59 PM
Mystia- WE COULD ANNOY THAT SHAT OUT OF EVERYONE >:D
Alice- We could play dollies :D
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: G_gglypuff on July 31, 2009, 03:15:01 PM
I'd want to meet Reimu, but the chance of she mistaking me for a youkai sets me off a bit.

So, the one I definitely would like to see is Yuka. I guess she is beautiful, smells nice, and we could talk about weather, she could also teach me about raising flowers anywhere and how to send ghosts into other persons' homes.
Besides, she seems to be a cheerful woman, so it's not like I'd be depressed around her.

I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"

Then I would try to dodge her hopefully harmless spellcards to prove that my school hallway treks during the 5-minute breaks between classes have paid off.

Uh... Real vampires in Twilight?
Anyway, that would be useless since Remilia isn't, by concept, a vampire; rather, she's the Devil.
You could teach Kurumi how to be a real vampire, but then who knows if she isn't one already?  ::)
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Moerin on July 31, 2009, 03:26:20 PM
I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"

Then I would try to dodge her hopefully harmless spellcards to prove that my school hallway treks during the 5-minute breaks between classes have paid off.

Uh... Real vampires in Twilight?

There are so many types of vampires out there in fiction that there really is no such thing as "real vampires".  I mean, come on, just look at the amount of differences between, say, Nasuverse vampires and Buffyverse vampires.  The only real similarities they have are that they're undead creatures that drink blood.  Not that I like Twilight or anything (I've never actually read the books or seen the film, so I don't have an opinion on it), but they still count as vampires no matter how Mary Sue-ish they may be.

Ahem... Sorry about that, I just needed to vent for a moment.

Anyway, back on topic...  Now that I think about it, I'd probably get along quite well with Patchy, Yumemi and Alice for varying reasons, so I guess it'd be nice to meet them.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Bias Bus on July 31, 2009, 03:36:46 PM
funny, i'd thought it wld be Eki-sama.
Don't get me wrong I got nothin against the Yama or anything, but I think Eiki would be a real drag to hang around, in my honest opinion. She seems like the type who would just rant on and on about stuff I don't really care about.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Cadmas on July 31, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
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Anyway, that would be useless since Remilia isn't, by concept, a vampire; rather, she's the Devil.

Remilia flies, drinks blood aka red tea, is undead, has fangs, burns in the sun, and turns into bats.
Sounds like a real vampire to me.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Mima-sama on July 31, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
Mima, so I can prove her existance and prod her to try to find out what she really is. Though knowing Mima she'd just yank my chain about it if I were to ask directly.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: G_gglypuff on July 31, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
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Anyway, that would be useless since Remilia isn't, by concept, a vampire; rather, she's the Devil.

Remilia flies, drinks blood aka red tea, is undead, has fangs, burns in the sun, and turns into bats.
Sounds like a real vampire to me.
Real vampires don't burn in the sun.
Also, who said Remilia is undead? She refused to be seen as such.
As for flying and drinking blood, that is common for other mythological beings.
Remilia's only vampire exclusive trait is polimorphism.

Edit: I quoted the wrong message before.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Moerin on July 31, 2009, 04:06:05 PM
Remilia is specifically stated to be a vampire in all official materials.  So... Yeah.

Polymorphism, whilst a trait that appears in a lot of vampire fiction, doesn't necessarily mark someone out as a vampire.  I mean, Dio Brando and Angel are both vampires, yet neither of them can transform.  Same with flying, really.

The thing is, there are so many different types of vampires out there with such varying abilities and power levels that the only real way of telling if something's a vampire or not is whether they are specifically stated to be one or not.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: G_gglypuff on July 31, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
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The thing is, there are so many different types of vampires out there with such varying abilities and power levels that the only real way of telling if something's a vampire or not is whether they are specifically stated to be one or not.

This is a big problem. Nowadays, you can slap the name "vampire" on any super-human you created because everybody will look at it and no one will challenge it.
I think that it's due to people forgetting the meaning of the vampire bite and non-masked aspects of vampirism.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Kiro on July 31, 2009, 06:56:12 PM
I would want to meet Hieda no Akyu or Keine. Understanding how the people in the Human Village see the world of Gensokyo would be fascinating. And amiable free history lessons with gracious hosts to boot!
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: wailofthebanshee on July 31, 2009, 07:24:50 PM
Uh... Reimu.
Because out of them all I think I'd have the least fear of her blowing me up.
...or not.

Now if this is just a thread to choose your favorite characters, then Aya, Yuyuko, Momiji I guess.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Nine West on July 31, 2009, 10:09:50 PM
I would love to meet Marisa in real life, just so I can see the real glory of her Master Spark up close and hope she wouldn't aim the thing at me.

In all seriousness, I wouldn't want to meet any of them in real life, really.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Tengukami on August 01, 2009, 12:03:23 PM
Just wanted to add that not all vampires are Mary Sues (e.g. Eli from Let the Right One In). And Twilight vampires are ridiculous.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 01, 2009, 12:04:12 PM
Mima, so I can prove her existance and prod her to try to find out what she really is. Though knowing Mima she'd just yank my chain about it if I were to ask directly.
According to canon, Mima's pretty chill now and just spends her time wandering the shrine and giving Reimu a hard time. She'd probably just be like "I am myself!" and then you two could go drink something somewhere.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Lloyd Dunamis on August 03, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
Renko! x3
At least she's outside Gensokyo, in other words she's in our world. She (together with Maribel) might lead us to Gensokyo even, making us meet all the other Touhou characters~<3... I wish Gensokyo itself was real.

By priority, I'd like to meet Patchouli, Yuyuko, Youmu, Hina, Marisa, and Reimu respectively.
... Oh, and Komachi xD
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 05, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
What do you mean, IF they were real?!?!

I'd like to meet Reimu.  We'd probably spend a lot of time drinking tea and complaining about our respective problems.

Then Marisa comes over, Suika would invade, all of us would proceed to get hammered and laugh about it.

In b4 "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: DarkHedge on August 05, 2009, 03:46:37 PM
I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"

You are made of fucking win

I would love to meet Marisa in real life, just so I can see the real glory of her Master Spark up close and hope she wouldn't aim the thing at me.

In all seriousness, I wouldn't want to meet any of them in real life, really.

Lol. You understood the twist.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Anok on August 08, 2009, 04:37:15 PM
Meeting Satori would be awesome.

All for the mind fuck of course.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were
Post by: Legacy|iB on August 09, 2009, 08:05:23 AM
I would have to say Reimu or Suika.

I can see myself lazing around the shrine with Reimu drinking tea with her. She might get upset at me for doing nothing, but then again, I will donate generously  :D 

As for Suika...well, can you ask for a better drinking buddy than her? I mean, I might die of alcohol poisoning or wake up the next morning with a epic hangover and naked on top of a mountain somewhere and not remember what the hell happened, but damn it, wouldn't it be something to party with her?
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Peachems on August 09, 2009, 06:26:32 PM
All of them.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Gpop on August 09, 2009, 10:47:13 PM
Meeting Satori would be awesome.

All for the mind fuck of course.

The mind-fucking is what Koishi does. Satori just reads them.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: BoLaD on August 22, 2009, 04:51:04 AM
None of them, because I can't speak Japanese.
Seriously though, I'd like to meet Yukari. She seems friendly enough.... right?
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Slowpoke on August 23, 2009, 03:30:33 AM
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Uh... Real vampires in Twilight?
Anyway, that would be useless since Remilia isn't, by concept, a vampire; rather, she's the Devil.
You could teach Kurumi how to be a real vampire, but then who knows if she isn't one already?  ::)

I think you need to read up on this. While there are devils in Touhou, vampires being a subspecies of devil, there is no 'The Devil'.

I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Remilia is is still loli in a pink dress :V

In terms of badassness I'm not sure if she's that far ahead of a Twilight vampire.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: lifewaste1618 on August 23, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
It would be worthless if it would only be one, but tons of girls using spellcards everywhere just doesn't fit well with our boring atmosphere..lolpie.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: Aya Reiko on August 23, 2009, 06:00:23 PM
I'd like to meet Remilia, then show her off to EVERY Twilight fan in the world, then say "THIS is a real vampire!"
I'd rather use Flandre for that purpose.
Title: Re: What Touhou character would you like to meet in person if they somehow were real
Post by: GappieMikan on August 23, 2009, 11:13:20 PM
I choose Flan and Remi, Both of them are so cute~ Mukyu~