>Change the setting to Creation, bitch we're turning this into exalted.
? "You wake up in a grassy field. Go!" ?
>Screw the dillly-dallying this time, set spawn in a Chireiden bed.
>Change the setting to Creation, bitch we're turning this into exalted.6: You have changed the setting to Creation! There are poles and Yozi and heaven knows what else! As well, you have become a naturalized citizen of the Dragon Empire!
>Find something to hug.
> Hog the Solar Shards to myself.
>Screw the dillly-dallying this time, set spawn in a Chireiden bed.
>Wield the Infinity Blade, Tamashii_Kanjou Armor and The Helepolis Train(Mount)
> Name self Mungo
> Be grumpy that I ain't a doll anymore again.
>Set world seed as 404 and spawn.
> Get relationship with dice sorted out
> Fall like a meteor from the sky, only to land softly on the next poster's head
(Yes, I'm still a helmet :V)
> Find a scenic place in the forest.
> Become a dryad.
>find a lover
> Become a Jerk.
> Make our way over to the Earth Spirits palace and steal Utsuho. Again.
>Accidentally Tewi.
Well, time to use a time-honored trick that every Thief or Elf worth their salt has used at least once.
>Steal all the upgrades achieved by my past self in the last roll to dodge to upgrade myself back to full power.
GDI Hanzo, you beat me to the punch.
>Acquire the Half-Celestial template.
> Become Shadoweh.
And Purvis makes himself more awesome. Thank you for hosting this.
>Obtain the powers of a Wind God
>Load Save Game: 'Princess Kassad ~ GLA Stealth Loli' complete with the full STEALTHED fundamentalist arsenal. (Stealth Tank, Snipers, Jarmen Kell, Stealthed Everything Else)
> Get myself some coffee and cigarettes
Yes
>Spawn in Yorihime's bed
>Turn setting into Dark Souls.
>Become Bardiche before Bardiche becomes Shadoweh so I can become Shadoweh instead
> :Jam:
> We need to celebrate this. Build a huge sound system that blares Border of Extacy around the whole world on endless repeat.
>Kill orphans on MotK BNet like Pesco tells me to.
>Save the orphans from Infinity! >:(
>Assist infinity with the killing of orphans. :3
> Actually roll Town this game.
>Become the Bob.
Woundedwith a -1 to my next roll?
Looks like things are off to a great start!
>Mislynch Shadoweh.
>Gain powers of Alex Mercer and Cthulhu.
> Search for more things to kill.
My bloodlust rises. :3
> Embark on a quest up the Niger River
>Steal Pesco's shoes
> Waylay a samurai on his way through the town, taking his possessions and becoming a ronin. We shall be Tsuruchi Shadoweh.
> Poke and prod a Solar shard until it decides to embed itself in me, along with all the relevant perks.
>Become the Twilight Solar Exalt
>Acquire as many wood blocks as we can. Don't want to get caught in the middle of the night without shelter!
Oh suwako y u guise du dis without mi
> Create an iPad out of peanut butter and patent it.
> With the Power of Justice, Avenge the Orphans!
>Check self for status
>Call in Drop Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlif8Km4S4) and have them kill everyone in this thread,in exchange for some menial sex since GLA has no funding.
> Go on a world journey to find our purpose in this world.
> Head to the village.
>Find something interesting.
> Thwart Crow Cakes' attempts to harvest wood, as it could potentially damage my home!
> Practice throwing mini-axes at random trees while Kasu walks by them. Gotta be prepared :V
> Transform back and forth from the statue Mario 3 style
> Tame the Wild Yuyuko by feeding her a delicious freshly caught night sparrow.
> Summon Azatoth.
>run the bar where the my eternal love works
>Start picking fights with Lunar Rabbits until Yorihime shows up
Not the best way to start a day but better than nothing.
> Try to come up with a master plan for this game
What the hell is a Yeek?
>Ascend to the level of Disgaea-style Overlord.
>Change into Parrot Form.
> Convince the esteemed Minoriko to join us in our evil affairs. You can't take over the world(s) on an empty stomach.
>Become a Lunar Exalted.
> Become Scum!Shadoweh
>Drop the pen
Hmm...well, I know what to do next....Sorta.
>Level Grind until I can use the upgrades.
>Find Suwako and join in to what she's doing.
>actually play this time.
>Police brutality? I am theLawBob!
Also, you don't need to include Uncle in my name, Purvis. Save yourself some space-time continuum.
> Be the dice.
...I can't help but something doesn't seems right here.
Dorian G 1-1=2: You know what's worse than slipping on a banana peel? That and a boot to the head! Dorian G is seriously wounded!
...
Oh boy here we go again.
>Become Yuyuko Saigyouji.
>Marry Himiko and NovaNoir at the same time. Have Kanjou be best man.
>Be the cyborg.
> Get my new friends to help me open a chain of nacho restaurants that's sells nachos and nacho related dishes that will be called 'The Hat'
> Ork? Welp. Build Gorken Morkann. Paint red. More dakka. Not necessarily in that order.
>Activate plan A.
> These shoes were made for walking
At first it was all ding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIAOoI_H39Q)! But then it was all Dynasty Warriors from there on out when the Drop Squad arrived.
Of course, that just made them into nice little chunks of EXP to fill that bar up!
But now, I suppose there's really only one thing left for me to do now that I've recovered all the things I had in the last RtD.
>Allocate stat points gained from all those Levels to my Mind and Body stats in an effort to develop a Stand.
Also, grats on becoming an Ork, Fightest. Have a good time just beating the crap out of whatever you feel like! Or drinking yourself silly. Or building stuff that by the laws of physics, should not even work. Or whatever else it is that Orks do.
Not this again.
> Get Chen to resurrect me in exchange for a barrel of tuna. Spicy tuna, if she pleases.
>Travel to a land filled with magic.
>Pray for Suwakers to resurrect me.
>Acquire and take some Advil. Not too much~
>Return home to nurse the dog back to health.
>Terrorist Princess must hide!
>Have the Drop Squad mercenaries overload their inner Dubstep powers, causing a massive explosion of lights and electronic heavy beats and finish off the survivors, hopefully sparing me...in exchange for doing whatever they demand me of doing.
>Start digging out stone from the mountain to expand on Chireiden
best join is after the first global RtD
> Enter with a big explosion
>Thaws
> unsnop
I meant running the bar as in managing it, but running to it is more romantic anyway! ;).
>Well, making the best out of the situation, play a little bit with my lover using the patient-nurse template.
As much as I want to punish Smashy for hitting the trees with axes, I'm in no shape to do so right now...
> Photosynthesize to regain strength.
I can't help but something doesn't seems right here.
> Kill Shadoweh. There can only be one!
>Become a ghost filled with rage.
I disarmed Yorihime with a rolled up newspaper? I'm awesome.
>But I should do the honorable thing and wait for Yorihime to reequip her sword.
> Buy some good armor with the dubloons and donate the rest to the village. We're an adventurer for the people!
>Reincarnate all those murdered by Ex-Nue as monster-type units and one 4th-tier female samurai.
> But I'm a NaiceGuy!! How could they do this to me!!!
>Start life anew as the shikigami of a shikigami of a shikigami.
>Hunt down all the remaining child murderers and put them at ease. Permanently.
(Assume any action I take is done from Kasu's head. Because I'm a helmet for now)
> Take it easy and fall asleep. Throwing lots of mini-axes is hard work when you're also mini!
> Bah, who cares about Yuyuko. Sneak into the part of the SDM where Flandre is locked up to give her a surprise hug.
> Turn Shadoweh into Bardiche
> Spend 10 Koku to play Kolat Assassin on PX. There can be only TOWN!
> Change class to necromancer
>Oh now we got some para-military beatdowns too? Show them they are girly men.
6: You enter with a huge explosion! So huge, in fact, that you and the next two posters are in danger!
Roll to dodge!
1: Easy come, easy go... German Flower Youkai has lost the game
>Jarmen Kell-style, snipe the thread's pilot(Purvis) and become the new parser. Glory to the GLA!
?> You gonna get taken home!^^ (http://static.tumblr.com/scoswep/JvVleq12z/you_gonna_get_taken_home.png) Now all I need to do is to remember where my home was.
3: You know that classical image of a kitten in a "please adopt me" box, ignored by all? That's you. That's you in the box. No one seems to want you as a third layer shikigami.
?
> Screw it. Donate all of the dubloons to the village.
>I already have a box? Then clearly I should adopt the ways of a hobo. Homeless and poverty-stricken, that's a good way to restart a life, right?
> Form a masonry with my new knowledge
> Unleash the Plague!!!!... on myself. And attempt to absorb it's powers!
> Become a hydra.
>Jarmen Kell-style, snipe the thread's pilot(Purvis) and become the new parser. Glory to the GLA!
>Change skin to yuyukosaigyouji.png and respawn.
> I died a glorious death so I get chosen by a Valkyrie to become her Einherjar
Heheh once again Dora XD
> Become the Embodiment of fun.
Ow my finger. Why did I do that?
>FINAL FUSION
SON OF A
> Run around with a boombox blasting Border of Extacy to appease Yukari's anger.
bet the dice think it's funny to give me 1s all the time, eh?
> Possess the body of the person two posts after me. And have that person resurrect me by killing the the next person after them. :3
>Trick Utsuho into eating my corpse.
> Enuff outta humie. Drill him! Then shoot him. With drills! That then shoot drills. Then drill the remains from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
> Challenge Death to Go match
> Can I safely leave my tree within a certain radius, and is the Hakurei Shrine within that radius? If so, head there and grow flowers for Reimu!
> Sneaking failed, huh? Ok, let's just rage and force our way through to that hug, then.
The only thing left to do is...
>Equip The Helepolis Train(Mount), Pesco Armor and The Infinity Blade. Proceed to take a little ride with Himiko and Nova.
>Turn Conq into a cake that is forever my servant.
this looks interesting.
>Make an epic entrance while wearing a spacesuit.
>Not to be putoff, play an arousing game of chess, invite the bardiches to the bar so they can play their own game.
O god, people gonna kill me. I have to hide under my love's skirt.
If you say so.
> Then it's time to treat my ? wait!
> You gonna get taken home!^^ (http://static.tumblr.com/scoswep/JvVleq12z/you_gonna_get_taken_home.png) Now all I need to do is to remember where my home was.
>Check condition of lunar empire.
Eh, only one thing for it.
>Head into the Mysterious Dungeon(The one from Shiren) with plenty of Riceballs and Apples, and proceed to level grind more, eating when hungry.
>Declaration of Love
> Spread the joy of Nachos to the world!
> Re-enact Sakuya drawing Remi with knives like from that random touhou flash. Except replace Sakuya with Smashy, knives with axes, the wall with the tree rdj is closest to, and Remi with :dealwithit: .
>Take command of the Violet Lantern Corps.
> Necromate someone
> Create an army of robotic girls.
> Kill Dan
> Show Dan our appreciation of chess by backdooring him with the rooks. Violently.
>Oh dear, I made a date with Minoriko. I can't miss that, get up and go.
>Learn to fly.
>Divide Infinity by zero
>Become the alpha male by showing off Bob's luxurious and abundant body hair.
>Create the solar equivalent of The Final Maelstrom, but make it at least four times bigger. [The Final Maelstrom= First and Forsaken Lion (http://wiki.white-wolf.com/exalted/index.php?title=Characters:First_and_Forsaken_Lion)'s quarter mile wide flying battle cruiser.]
>Use the GPS Scrambler, then while invisible, ambush Fightest andcharmterrorize the allegiance out of him.
What am I, some sort of collectible good?
> Kill myself
>Acquire renown as the greatest hobo to have ever bummed.
> Invite all the birds to my yard
>Make a farm that breeds Dormios.
Him? Him? I'm in a female body dammit!
>Beautiful generals (http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/045/0/b/Terrorist__3_by_Time_To_Pai.jpg) always win wars.
>Use the GPS Scrambler, then while invisible, ambush Fightest andcharmterrorize the allegiance out of him.
Actually, scratch that first command. Changing it to...
>Grab my equipments! With Himiko in one hand and Nova in the other, spread overpowering love all over the topic. So much so that the rolls are reversed and all those that get 4 or higher implode from love. Kanjou helps too.
Basically, Rolling a 1 is like a 6. 2 is 5, 3 is 4 and so on.
> Be the nicest person that ever Niced in the whole nice world.
If I would have said I would like to become a flower then it would have become a 6 :-(
but!
> Walhalla has a circle of reincarnation aswell :V
I've been killed twice?
> Search the world for a way to be alive again.
6IC7OLY!
> GETH DOWN, GETH FONKAY! ALL FLAVOR TEXT ITH NOW RENDTHERED WITH A LITHP!
>Reset skin to default.
>Kill everyone with the power of antipathy
I am the machine. It's me.
>Proceed with romanceVIVIT.exe
Yukari dropping stuff on me for no (apparent) reason? I must have answers!
> Hide self under Ran's hat.
Please, everyone know that won't work!
Antipathy...Pfah, more like Antipasto....Now I'm hungry.
...But first! let's get some comedic sociopathy in here!
>Tear open a rift between dimensions to drag Belkar(Order of The Stick) and Black Mage(8-Bit Theater) out of whatever they're doing at the moment so that we can engage in stabbity hijinks! ...Oh, and Fighter can come too I guess, adds to the comedy.
> Sigh at failing to spread the love of nachos and instead spread the hate of all things that are not nachos to the world.
:colonveeplusalpha:
> Uh. That... was a bit too hard, I guess. Use a needle and some sturdy thread to sew Flan back together. She's a vampire so she should heal right up. Hopefully.
> Invite Reimu for a friendly, possibly romantic if she wishes, nature walk around the forest where my tree is! Surely she's bored and has nothing better to do.
>Learn to breathe water.
>Play the music from the Yardbird's for an ambient atmosphere in the bar. This will get everybody... in the mood.
Oh Shadoweh, chess pieces are the gift that keeps on giving!
>Find Suika.
> Stimulate ~*~~*~the economy~*~~*~ by using the dubloons to buy things for a festival.
EDIT: Bloody word filter.
>Invite her on a date to go star gazing later and then get out of there before I get whacked again.
> You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Look for someone to punch in the face while we wait for Utsuho to wake up.
> Heavenly Gorkdian Defense ::)
>Walk in to this mess and attempt to form an alliance.
> Unleash hydralisk fury upon all who live! Cower before the might of the hydra! Cower and DIE! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>Conquor the next Netherworld over while my vassals sing the score to West Side Story.
>Wha- what do you mean it won't work out? I'll ask Yuyucow to make me living and we can still see each other.
> Offer Death a six-stone handicap
>Activate Cascade of Cutting Terror and throw my new flying battleship at the wandering beats.
> Steal Dormio from Dorian, rename him to Dormio4u and perch him on my couch. Ressurect him for my assuredly townie purposes.
> Bind Dormios ghost and let Shadoweh run off with Box and corpse
>Eat his hat
>Find the source of the rumors, and exterminate it.
>Expand Lunar Empire to Jupiter's moons.
>Become a mythical creature.
>Deny cake
> Raise zombie friends.
5: You try to argue to Val that you should be reincarnated. He just puts you to work cleaning the kebab skewers and says he'll think about it.GDI another 5 :derp:
>Devour Conq cake and revive.
> Destroy whoever is blasting that disgusting Country music.
I wrote this before reading who's action it was. <3
>I don't own the rights to my own name? What nonsense! Overthrow this thing called "death", it is but another display of society's cruelty.
You owe me a beef-up
> Throw the book at Tokiko
>Respawn, damnit!
>Bah, get all units to detonate their bomb vests...FOR THE CAUSE!! Including mine.
> Make Dormio into one of my hydra heads.
>decide to go into hiding for 100+ years so I can finally get my essence above 5
>Nothing will stand in my way of loving Himiko and Nova. KANJOU HELP ME UP :<
>Summon Conq's spirit back into the cake and travel the world with my Conq cake companion!
> No wonner nobody's got to ressurect - we's in Exalted! No comin' back from ded in Exalted. Strap Creashun to Gorken Morkann by the Celestial Poles and go on road trip. Destinertion: Rifts!
well, I've got Fighter, Belkar, and Black Mage now. There's only one logical extension to this!
>Drag Fighter, Belkar, and Black Mage along for a wild ride on Fightest's Gorken Morkann! There's gonna be plenty of EXP where he's headed!
> Autoregenerate HP while playing children's card games with zomb-pals.
>Look for a friendly inhabitant of the lake and ask for training on breathing water.
> Become keine to reduce revive time.
> Find additional groups to form alliances with. This is a volatile world, and war could be upon us at any time.
One step at a time, then.
>Find VIVIT.
yay Beer!
>Ask Suika to throw me into orbit around the Planet.
>Safely attain a large supply of dry ice
So the moment I touch Ran I get reduced to a bunch of Smashypieces? CONSPIRACY
>Have the pieces of the Smashy helm come together through sheer willpower and form a Smashy golem.
GDI another 5 :derp:> Don't bother anymore.
> Need I say more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVnxVehn_EA)
> Ressurect myself using the power of nachos!
> when a gap reopens, kiss Yukari through it.
Was worth a shot. :<
> Walk around the forest with Reimu, looking for interesting sights, and point them out to her.
>Devour Conq cake and revive.
Be damned country! (Unless it's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY)). The 2nd worst genre of music after rap.
>change the tracks! Play this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs) instead to attract more customers.
> Make the contract and revive as a Magical Girl
> F*** this, cheat, use a save state to get back in the game.
It's a hard life being a ghost, so lonely.
I... oh well. <3
> Ask Flan to make me cyber, too. And no anesthetics, please; let's enjoy this.
But I had a -1 modifier!
> Man, screw this shit. Nothing to punch and nobody but a crappy harvest goddess. Find and challenge Reimu to a game of chess.
>Terraform Mars into a hospitable environment.
> Head out, looking for adventure!
>HIde beneath Sanae's skirt until injuries heal.
>Might as well grab her ass before I die
>Deck the Infinity Drive
>Make a post and pretend I'm actually reading the topic
Oh why NOT?
>Join the game and travel to Hakugyokurou, preferably without having to keel over.
> Destroy whoever is blasting that disgusting Country music.
I wrote this before reading who's action it was. <3
> Joint the game and find myself in middle of forest, Eat the mushrooms for living without knowing that it eatable or not :o
That worked so well, I must have some orzhov blood in my veins.
> Study to become a lawmage
Belay that, Akyu's busy right now.
>Challenge survivors to a Hardcore Tables Ladders and Chairs match.
> Try to explore and learn the Lighting magic from the Ruins :V
> Add Conqueror to my Hydra Head collection. With Conq AND Dormio as heads, we shall be civil, wise and stupid enough to see through retarded ploys!
> Fight heroically through the event.
Nobody wants to be my ally.... Well fine.
>Set up a trap with the Kolbold's skills and wait for an unsuspecting victim to arrive.
>Pull self to Himiko from the dead. Nuuuuuuuuu
>I'm perfectly civilized. Show death it's place by becoming a prim and proper noble.
> The Dead are coming the dead are coming!
>Pesco
>Use spirit power. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10783.msg727195.html#msg727195)
> Form a tag team with Tokiko for the upcoming event.
who knew i would populer enough to become a star!? In Space no less.
> using the Jet pack on my space suit, search earths orbit for that space station with the laser cannon.
well finally.
> DANCE PAWTEE IN DA NEHDURWURLD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEKflvsWoFU)
>Hmph. Take a hike in the mountains and attain enlightenment.
Jerks wouldn't sell me mah dry ice. I need that for summoning rituals! D= That, or intestines, but seriously.
> Make some fresh fruits grow out of the ground, and hand some to Reimu for lunch as thanks for walking with me.
And not a single regret was giv--I LIVED!?
>Victory lap around the Tables Ladders and Chairs event
>Take Action Dan's power and consequently his life to make mine return.
>Don't drown
>Don't drown
>Schezo want's my power eh? Foist onto Schezo the power of the cursed country music and begone of it forever thus granting Schezo his wish (minus me dying), and damning him eternally.
> Moonwalk back into the game
Heh, this is gonna be great!
>Drag my team off to Glast Heim(The RO version) and start the serious level grinding!
Well, offing myself won't get me there anyway cuz the Yama'd just throw me into the bad place or something, soo... Time to
>Spin around in circles and close my eyes, then stop and walk in whatever direction I'm pointing, hoping to find something interesting to do.
oh hey vivit find
>Have a nice romantic dinner! Bring up alternate realities as a conversation to interest her.
> Travel around the world and spread the awesomeness of Nachos to everyone coincidentally starting a religion around it.
> Throw random living player onto a table, climb a ladder, perform a flying elbow drop onto said poster.
> Aahh, that felt great. Now let's see if I can connect my brain with Flan's now that we're both cyborgs. There's got to be a usable cable or something lying around here somewhere.
> Apply wrench to reality. Megadamage applies to everything.
>Oh well. Let's just find a tree and take the wood and saplings from it.
>You (destructive)
> Raise all the ded people from the grave for one turn so they can join in on the match.
> ...I'm vanilla town aren't I? This cannot be! Steal a bus and drive it over the nearest person, that'll show them!
>With Sanae as my mount, lead my armies into the TLC, carrying additional 25' ladders, barbed wire bats, mats to set tables on fire, and Terry Funk, who is dual wielding Mick Foley, who has the mandable claw applied to Sting and Triple H.
>Enjoy the carnage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNg-W6Hfi5Y).
? The setting is now changed to White Wolf's World of Darkness!That's interesting ~
?
> Contemplate what to do with these organisastions that want me dead while recovering in the hospital with one of the options being turning them into dolls but dimiss it as I don't particalurly want them as dolls.
> Shape the world into a large labyrinth!
> Consider becoming a gardener for the general area. Reimu seems to like it, at least, and good friends tend to influence decisions!
Seems like I'll be able to sell some of that.
> Head for the nearest area that has some kind of problem that needs taking care of.
>Go ask Komachi what is wrong and if she can revive me.
>Time to do the world a service, use Yorihime's sword (cause I totally picked that up when no one was looking :derp:) and storm the vampire's nest.
>Get the hell out of this pit to heal up using the power of enlightenment. It can do that, right?
> Use the Biliard Stick and 12 Cue Balls that covered by Electricity and able to Ricochet cover 5 mile radius "Shot" to Kasu,
Revenge him that make me hurt and lost in TLC Match.
> I play a Plains, tap it and summon Loyal Sentry which has the ability: When Loyal Sentry blocks something or someone, destroy that something or someone and Loyal Sentry.
That's interesting ~
> Marry into the Giovanni family, Josephine (http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Josephine_Giovanni) would be nice ~
> Tag Tokiko with my trademark
> Recover HP by consuming the discarded Dormio head.
> Spin fast enough to travel back in time and kick myself in the face to stop me from killing myself.
> Apologize to reality. I's dint meen it. Fix reality to make it better. With dakka, red paint, and spinning rims.
Now that the distractions are done...
> Resume on journey to figure out why I am having random people gapped onto me.
> According to the video game, driving a cab makes me Caine. Become Caine.
Eh, even if it's the '04 version, it's still Glast Heim!
>Check the Party's Status Screen, levels, stats, etc.
>Replace the actual Ran Yakumo.
Things are going well. :3
>hang out with VIVIT for a year.
>With Reisen as my mount, ride to a Simon & Garfunkel concert.
Not gonna lose to any of you!
>Come back as Isaac, the most human amongst the cast of 'Binding of Isaac', with clothes and every other degenerate sibling enlisted in my army.
> Simple connection failed, huh. Ok, let's try a different approach. Find Nitori and get her to extract and compress my brain so much she can then fit it into Flan's. Who needs two bodies when you can have one?
Ow...That hurt. Let's try another approach and see if we can't get past my start space this time!
>Use the sun (or other celestial objects if that's somehow unavailable.) to navigate in a vaguely Eastward-like direction.
>Use Saboten energy to heal up.
Nuuu
>Pull self to Kanjou
:3
>Use my ultra cuteness to lure unsuspecting humans and/or youkai into my trap.
>Fall into the trap mentioned in above post.
>Convert half of our wood into wooden planks and make a crafting table.
>Learn to breathe air.
>Out here, amongst the clouds and the sea... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqg_yLyLaU#t=22s)
>Confront Fightest with my army of Alchemicals that I totally made and didn't steal from some primordial.
. . . -_- . . .
>Okay, they've asked for it. This hike has done nothing for me. I bet they just wanted to get rid of me! Oh, I'll show them. Summon and befriend Cthulu.
Here's hoping he doesn't kill me in the process.
> Embrace Reimu as a Toreador.Ahahaha. Nice one.
>Disentangle Yukari from tails.
>Emerge from Ran Yakumo's tails with Himiko
>Find the portal out the Netherworldand get back in the game.
Being lost in space is still good if we're chilling together, right? RIGHT?
>Use high-tier astronomics to build a space ship, and then teach VIVIT the wonders of the universe.
> Become a Servant.
> Throw that beer can at the next person trying to revive
Grinding's coming along quite nicely eh? Time to speed shit up!
>TEK SETTER! Use Past Self Upgrade #05, Become a Tekkaman! Then use that to plow though even Boss-Class foes like Abyssal Knight and Mystletainn!
. . . -_- . . .
>Okay, they've asked for it. This hike has done nothing for me. I bet they just wanted to get rid of me! Oh, I'll show them. Summon and befriend Cthulu.
Here's hoping he doesn't kill me in the process.
> Use Weather Controller Device (Thunder Strom) with everyone.
Wacky Races? :o
> Build a vehicle using that wrench that just hit me, and invite Reimu to race with me! It'd be a good way to get money to buy food with!
Somehow...this seems to be good and bad.
>Wait for Yukari to wake up and ask about getting gapped into Hakugyokurou without having to die.
time for turn 2
> I play a Forest (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=243463&type=card) tap it and my plains, and enchant myself with Eland Umbra (http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAG_ROE/ElandUmbra.jpg)
As Isaac, get Monstro, Larry Jr., Gurdy, Duke of Flies and Mom to kill everyone alive...again.
fack.
>Become a green sun prince with my now seperated exaltation.
> This (http://www.instantsfun.es/pokemonheal)
The one 6 I get...
> Find Yuuka and give her some coconut cream pie.
> Show those who wish to eliminate me the greatness of Nachos not with violence but with words, charisma and the awesomeness of Nachos.
> Chain opponents' cars' rear axles to nearby lamp-post in a manner most dastardly.
Well, now's as good a time as any.
>Time for an orgy!
> Put away the greeting card and head for the next village.
> Invent something.
> Level up.
> Offer Marisa our help in building that car. Hopefully she'll help us in exchange.
>Begin search for nearest axe. Current form does not have enough axe.
>Create a lottery system that promises a trip to the cake planet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_nAd6aPwDM) but is actually a trap set by Kolbolds.
>Turn Purvis' computer into a flower.
>Yukari has power of Life and Death. Ask her to shoot me through.
>Are we there yet?
> Nonsense, missing an arm never hurt anyone! Go wake up our kidnap-ee and ask to borrow her third arm -- and tell Marisa that she can keep the arm. We have transcended such feeble things for now.
> Create another sun for eternal day time
> Embrace Reimu as a Toreador.
Ahahaha. Nice one.
>Construct a gyrocopter.
> Prepare to start business
2: You cannot figure out how to make it work!Power Offline!!! Damn!! It can't be use now!
Two Storms a comin'!
> That damn idiot witch. Who needs her help anyway. Together with Flan, use and brutally kill Marisa in a blood-ritual to fuse myself into Flan's body. At least Marisa'll have had some use this way.
> GDI, I go and play Dark Souls in the GameShop next to the Pokemon Center
Power Offline!!! Damn!! It can't be use now!
> Create the addination Power Plants and try to use it again to move the incoming Storms to Omba and Kasu.
>Hey, I own stocks in Higan Security. Surely they will treat me nice because I support them and they'll send me to the living world.
>Meh. Use the power of love to rejuvenate self. Give Ran Yakumo/Dormio a +1 to his next roll from the overpowering love for Himiko.
> Transform Gorken Morkann into lightning-powered car with a huge spoiler on the back. The spoiler says "Bruce Willis Is Dead All Along."
>Turn the astronomy lesson into a date with VIVIT.
aaaaaa Shadoweh why :<
> Try to calm Reimu down with aromatherapy!
> Ew, we're inside of a bird. Live on through our other arm and possess Utsuho. Girl should have played Metal Gear Solid.
Oh a storm is brewing alright.
> I play an Island (http://www.evokeworks.com/projects/iqt/index-files/card108.jpg), then tap my forest and plains to activate Rampant Growth (http://magiccards.info/scans/en/10e/288.jpg) to play another Plains (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=191382&type=card)
NO PIE?! NOOOOOOOOO.
THIS WORLD IS NOTHING WITHOUT PIE
> Open a pie shop. Survey the local area in case anyone wants meat pies. Cats, dogs, rabbits, Mystia...
inb4 Conq
> Fusion Dance with Dormio
> Make DollS' nacho truck become a Not-Your-Truck
If I wound up here...did I REALLY lose? All a matter of opinion! Kinda sucks, the whole 'being dead' thing, though. Might wanna try and fix that later. Til then, though...
>Try to find a certain ghostly gardener.
> Ride the BERSERCAR!
>Post before Dormio in RtD
> Thank the people for their generosity and get to racin'!
> Trick out the Nacho truck for the race with the help of my followers so that it may be worthy of representing Nachosin the race.
>Plain, freakin' attack.
>Usurp Yukari's powers.
Edit: Better idea.
>Use Cthulu as the sacrifice in a Black Magic ritual to summon and befriend Cthulhu.
>Usurp Dormio's tails.
>Thank bakers and set up a stand to give away our delicious reward, however it is a trap, as the pastries are now poisoned.
>Slay all the vampires!
> Practice SICKNASTY (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p6/) driving
> Class advance into the Ghost Driver.
>Find a lava pool. And an iron bucket, while we're at it.
> Rise from the ded. :/
> Sue anyone and everyone who tries to mess around with me, go through every court of the multiverse if necessary
So, we'll put the orgy on hold for now.
>Riding Shou (tiger cavalry banzai!) at the head of my armies, challenge Laharl for Overlordship of his world and claim Flonne as a worthy consort to my glorious Yeekness upon my victory! Mwa ha ha.
>Conquer the Balkans
> Command my Zombie Reimu minion to destroy Sanrisa for attempting to destroy my brood.
1: You go solo and create the frittermobile.
Also Dormio, you were the first RtD Parser, and you didn't use your OP parser powers to get the dice back.Wait, wait, wait. You think that I would actually want those dice back?
That's four people trying to kill me now? :ohdear:well if it makes you feel any better i would of sent my Loyal Sentry to guard you if it hadnt blocked Doll.s last turn.
>Party hard by stealing Dormio's router and microwaving it
>Try to mess with my tails, will you? Use my newfound powers to gap Infinity to hell.
>What is wrong with you people? Set up gap traps, so that any attacker may meet the fate that they deserve.
>Juke Dormio like I would in DotS. Then eliminate him.
>Character Switch! BecomeFancy MelMint from Dewprism/Threads of Fate and achieve WORLD DOMINATION!! (And show Maya who's boss)
Also Dormio, you were the first RtD Parser, and you didn't use your OP parser powers to get the dice back.
All according to planNot
> Cut all ties with the frittermobile and have someone so incompentent drive it that is makes Nachos a even awesomer food thus converting even more to Nachilasm!
> Spend 40 faith to activate stun thunder to further disable Dormio for ganking
>Take possession of bucket and scoop a block of lava out.
> Right click to weaken Dormio.
> God I died so often in Dark Souls. What happens if a dead person dies again? Lets try out, in front of Ran Yakumo.
well if it makes you feel any better i would of sent my Loyal Sentry to guard you if it hadnt blocked Doll.s last turn.
time to active emergency plan E
>I remove all damage done to me, and destroy Eland Umbra (http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAG_ROE/ElandUmbra.jpg), thus reviving myself. To end my round, I play a Plains.
> Get a passing traveler to cast Samarecarm on me.
> Finish watching Sixth Sense, then customize car appropriately.
NO!!!!! MARISA!!!! >:(
OMBA!!! YOU MUST PAY THAT WITH YOU LIFE!!! :flamingv:
>Trying to resurrect Marisa using the miracle of love
> Drive through the lane the people attacking Dormio are in and deal SICKNASTY damage to them.
>Break the massive Dormio gank by being so badass. How? using my powers of Cthulhu and Biomass to stop a gigantic finger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5C1AmNW5wQ) which makes everyone calm down :3
>Go find Kanjou and celebrate my rebirth.
orz
>Chase after VIVIT! Clearly that was an error on the programming.
-_- *sigh* Stupid me, freaking out and running away-wait, what's HE doing here? No matter, I'm not much into historical figures, soo...
>See if I can find those stairs back to the living world.
These Nachislam people are nice, but true power lies in pie.
> Write the Crust Sutra and establish Pieddhism with it!
"I am the fruit of my pie,
Cherry is my topping, and cream is my filling.
I have baked over 9000 pies.
Not known to healthy living
Nor known to slimming down.
I have withstood no nutrition to create delicious sugary goodness.
So as I pray,
UNLIMITED PIE WORKS!"
> Chase after Reimu, making a very brief stop at my tree to refresh myself! It hurts seeing her like this! :<
> Demand an explanation from Satori the minute Utsuho returns home.
>Equip Simon Belmont as a stand.
> Break the rules by joining the game again. Protect Dormio.
> Usurp the SDM
>Reincarnate as a vampiric Bastet.
> Fail to read the thread properly and hammer Dormio because ~*~BANDWAGONS~*~. Make sure Dormio is confirmed town before he dies.
>Apologize and find the exit sign to get out of here.
> Ah, finally we're one. This feels so - oh, a storm's coming, huh? How cute. Take to the air and thoroughly enjoy riding that storm over anyone who tries to attack us directly or indirectly or tries to help Marisa. Make sure the remains of anyone who dies in the process stay afloat in the storm for now.
Now I wonder what Wuh-Oh does, though. :V
> Yoink ∀ Gundam and give it a Yuyuko paint scheme.
>Deploy the dirigible.
Every one hundred years, the forces of good mystertously start to weak. Thus, the power of Dorakyura start to revive itself. His power grows stronger and stronger every one hundred years. On a dark and eerie night, Dorakyura rose from his grave to unleash his destrucitve power over the countryside.
All those attacks and all you can manage is to wound me?
>Be like Yukari, sleep is good! Rest cures everything, right?
>Screw you guys I'm going home.
>Heal while playing Asura's Wrath with Kanjou and Himiko.
>Find another bucket and fill that with water. Get a shovel while we're at it.
> See how far Nachilasm has spread in the world.
> Find nearest person and punch them.
> Teleport a concordia-armed yukkuri in front of Dormio to deliver the finishing blow.
> Dead, huh. Well, at least we're still one. Start sucking up souls until we have enough energy to make ourselves a new and improved body worthy of Flan's greatness.
well there goes plans B and R, and someone else is doing plan C, so its time for Plan I, but first.
>prove that im not dead here, but that Im alive somewhere else.
Great!!! Marisa is resurrect again and Omba is become the scrap of useless metal! :V
>Have a romantic dinner with Marisa.
...Really thats how I revive...? :(
> Drop a boom box next to the sleeping Dormio.
>Every one hundred years, the forces of good mystertously start to weak. Thus, the power of Dorakyura start to revive itself. His power grows stronger and stronger every one hundred years. On a dark and eerie night, Dorakyura rose from his grave to unleash his destrucitve power over the countryside.
> Look down. Look back up. The axecar is now a TRANSFORMER.
Oh dear...
>Recover health by using the Gold+Cosmos Combination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLkZN1CjS7A) and absorb all incoming damage as health, then pull off a 'mischieviousrookietrained magician princess (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/092/d/1/Princess_Mint__Recreate_Scene_by_AkihikoHex.jpg)' on everybody.
Let's make it happen
>Ask VIVIT for forgiveness!
> Give Reimu a hug, both as a friendly gesture and to try to calm her down!
> Thank Samael and climb back up to the bridge.
> Just sit there and wait. Nothing else seems to work. :V
Well screw writing
> Gap ZUN into the playfield and make him compose something for me, something to evoke the inner Flourmacakra in everyone. PIEDDHISM OR BUST!
> We now have a Gundam to represent the Netherworld, so we need a Netherworld-type pilot. Spontaneously generate a ghost-half.
I hate when I forget to post
>Spread love of hatred as a belief, in competition with Nachislam and Pieddhism. Woohoo!
...wait, why am I walking around? I could totally get better navigation from higher up, and I AM a ghost, soo...
>Float upwards and look for those ridiculous stairs.
>Bribe Komachi with the use of my Chernaborg minions, and/or succubi minions, whichever tickles her fancy, to expedite the reincarnation process.
>Don?t worry, Dormio. I will "protect" you.
A lot's happened and it must have been tuned out because of that awful country music.
>Sing with my lover and using the power of our love, reshape this world into a much better place!
>Challenge the leader to a game for my life.Cheat.
>Kill death
> Schezo is still dead? Make him cut that out. He's only allowed to be dead when I kill him.
>Explore the airways with Purvis.
>Look at the setting, now look at me. back to the setting, now back to me. What's this? The setting is now Elona! Anything is possible when you have dice.
>Turn Yukari into my Shikigami.
>Befriend Dormio and ride on him as my mount! Through Dormio's power revive Dorakyura.
> Invade the resurrected Marisa and then burst out of her chest with our new, improved Flan Body 2.0
> Specialise into vehicle handling on skill tree.
>Toss Infinity whips and a saddle for his mount. It's going to be a wild ride.
>Equip Infinity as The Infinity Blade while healing.
Edit: Inb4 Conq kills Infinity with saddle throw
> Pop out from beneath Komachi's skirt
> Dormio x Infinity OTP Yaoi Fanfic
That is pain! Being punced and dead by God's Hand! :o
> Use this card (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Reborn) to return me to Marisa and protect her from that "Undead Scrap"
> find reincarnation in ?Extreme Power Metal? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7Rl3qxUqY&hd=1&t=3m20s)
>Get a lot of dirt blocks. We're going to make a Nether portal the long way (soil frame + lava + water) and getting out of here!
>Userookieveteran magic and have everybody in the thread eat the dreaded pumpkins instead of me, whether they like it or not.
EEEEEEEXCELLENT.
> Convert GuardianTempest to Pieddhism so he'll make everyone eat pie instead.
all well i thought that would work.
hmmmm.. mabey
>detach from my body and become a living Soul. How does becoming a Soul make me alive again? Ask Mima.
> Head over to Dolls and complain about what his followers did to me.
> Expand the religion of Nachilasm through out the whole galaxy so that they all may know of the awesomeness of Nachos!
Welp, things are kinda failing on this side.
>Interdimensional portal!
Ooh, found em!
>Leave Hakugyokurou and look for someone adept at resurrection magic.
I'm back, but I have to find mother.
> Go searching for Nue.
> There is woefully insufficient dakka and sentai team-ups. Do an epic face heel turn.
>Kill the Red Horseman, War
Well, hopefully she's calmer now...ow >_o
> Suddenly, the setting is NetHack.
>Throw the next person to post into a pit of lava in order to demonstrate the power of hatred.
Looks like the insanity from Cthulhu isn't doing much, blagragflu what?
> Bust out of Utsuho like the Kool-aid Man.
>Look at the setting, now look at me. back to the setting, now back to me. What's this? The setting is now Elona! Anything is possible when you have dice.
>Entice everyone alive in the thread to get drunk at the bar for some wild partying.
> That was...unpleasant. Still, no pain, no gain. Time to try this ghost thing out. Turn it into a phantasmal duplicate of myself and use it to scare...
[Sophilia rolls Random Touhou (d136): 47]
> ...Chen! Oh boy.
> Take the world by "Storm". Literally.
>Sit back and wait to reincarnate, like a good little soul.
>Join and become the Red Horseman, War.
> Go find Armads. Must pimp my ride!
>Nibble Shadoweh's life energies away until I get enough to revive.
> Throw NaiceGuy999 into Schezo's mouth, feeding him like he is eating pacmans.
>Win by circumnavigating the world in the Dirigible.
6: You set out messagers of Nachislam far and wide! Some of them don't come back...
6: You apply patience and BAMF! You're reincarnated! Ex-Nue has reentered the game!
Ded: EXNue
Observation #1: Majority of posters here are male.No way man. :V
Observation #2: Majority of avatars are of females.
Observation #1: Majority of posters here are male.
Observation #2: Majority of avatars are of females.
1: There are no women on the internet.;_;
>Sleep once more, I cannot be beaten by my own Shikigami!
Almost... But look like I need more action! :objection!:
>Steal Roshan's Aegis of the Immotal and use it to resurrect me.
>Revive Dorakyura using my powers, reversing the role of Infinity and me at the same time.
>Plant a flower and grow it into German Flower Youkai, resurrecting him.
> FUJIYAMA BORUKEINOU!!
>Then we'll use the dirt from the garden!
:<
> Use the awesomness of Nachos to find out what happened to the missing followers and apply Assist/Vengence/Rescue as needed.
> Swim harder through them petticoats for a dramatic chestburster entrance
>Realize that I had to be alive inorder to throw my cards away. Because I Did throw my cards away, I Must be alive.
an't Logic Fun?
> Throw a molotov through the window of Doll S.'s office and book it.
>Roll back in after having spent a few days improving our 'Death by Adorable' techniques and proceed to test them ont he kolbolds.
Well, I guess sticking around here can't be so bad.
>Look for Yuyuko's place.
Eh?
> Killing spree! :3
> Make up your mind about settings :| Challenge everyone to a glooooooorious rumble in the squared circle, do a bodyslam off a corner on Biohazurd to show I mean business.
> Kidnap the Sleepers.
>Kill and Equip a Cockatrice
Nah, at this point, it's just the madness kicking in :D
>Create two wormholes, one leading to the other, and place them both mere millimeters away from Hanzo, on opposite ends of him.
It's radiation feedback time, baby. BV
> Man screw this crap, go possess Satori with our ghastly spirit.
> Use hydralisk power to make Conqueror fail his action.
Oh? You think that's madness? Amateur, I'll show you True Madness!
Change of plans! I got nuked enough last RtD, so what's a few more in the grand scheme of things?
>Zeeky Boogy Doog.
No way man. :V
>Make Bardiche update all his side projects.
orz
>Suddenly, the portal goes wrong and spits me back!
> Become Byakuren! We must spread peace and Buddhism around the galaxy!
>Cower until the storms have passed, then become Ghost Rider. ... The second one, not Johnny Blaze.
> Go do donuts in the Forest of Magic
> Drive around like a lunatic to get nitro.
> #name a nearby wood nymph Rebecca and have her escort us back to the Hakurei Shrine. There's too much madness out here.
;_;
< Turn Fightest into Fightette
>Play whack-a-mole with Shadoweh until she loses and gives me her life.
>Attempt to summon War's Horse, Ruin. We at least need transportation!
> Aw, sogap-kitsune protectedcute~ Alrighty then, let's skip testing and go right to having Myon-Sophie flying the Gundam around.
>Good thing the Dirigible has a bar and a squared circle, so that I don't have to stop circumnavigating the world. Effectively, anyone who goes to the bar or wrestling match is also on the Dirigible.
It seems that I lost track of this game.^^;
> Organize ?material? and make a few Thrulls (http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Thrulls)
It's always nice to have some underlings for the dirty work.^^
>Infinite willpower, etc. Like trees can really stand up to axes.
> Silently walk into the bar and sit down, keeping an ear out for any useful information.
Well, that was all too kind of the late Squawkers, he gave me a means to resist the effects of the Zeeky Words.
You really are too kind, friend.
>Create a blast shelter that no explosion could ever hope to penetrate, then hide out in there.
> Line up the next five posters and do a clothesline off a rope bounce. Then hit them with a folding chair.
> Spaz out as if being micro'd by a pro Korean SC player.
> Activate Anti-sleep devices across the world...called
ALARM CLOCKS!!!!
curse you Youmu and your Logic cutting sword.
> say " Oh, if only there was a beautiful and intelligent 17 year old woman, who can manipulate the boarder between life and death, help me so I can be alive again, I would owe her a great favor, for witch I'll do anything to repay."
>Petrify Death/Komachi
What a joyous day!
> Celebrate by inviting everyone to a feast
> Become seriously wounded to compensate for the lack of a wound from Ex-Nue's attack
> Tree senses tingling! Rush to the forest with Reimu to see what's happening!
>Break dimension wall, come back. It hasn't been the first time.
How the heck can I not seem to do anything in here properly!?
>Set up a tourism stand by the stairs I found before for any visitors and/or newcomers to this realm, since it doesn't seem like I'm supposed to leave here just yet.
> Order some Nachos while I'm at the bar and enjoy the break.
>Locate Chen.
>Apologize sweetly to the kolbolds and suggest declaring war on the rest of the world.
Oh well. Only one way to drown my sorrows.
> Drink all the alcohol in Dan's Bar. All of it. Gain Drunken Baby Style.
> Consume Shadoweh to revive.
>Laugh merrily as business is booming!
Look like the Netherworld will become more crowded :V
> Use Time Machine to edit the past and kill Biohazurd before he kill me and Pesco.
>Get dirt from outside the garden and use that instead.
> Continue the genocide. Gain Power with each stab. :3
>Tele-frag Ex-nue upon respawning.
>Snipe Chen down from a distance viciously before Dormio gets to her.
>Angrily lecture Ruin, Shiki style.
You're welcome, pal :3
Anyway, I've never been a fan of non-permanent deaths in RtDs, so I guess there's only one thing left to do.
>Haunt ALL the old school buildings.
> My human form can keep chilling while the ghost-half shows off the ∀'s tricks for Lady Yuyuko and the rest of y'all. Of course, the show finishes with technology-eating nanobots getting sprayed all over the place~
>Find and eat all of DollS' nachos.
>Continue journey around the world in the Dirigible, things that bother Bob will walk the plank.
> Use Komachi's... excess fat to make ourselves a tiny new body.
> So a nacho walks into a bar. What kind of idiot is that nacho? Therefore, PIE IS FOREVER!
THOSE WHO DIE, ARE REVIVED, AND DIE AGAIN ARE WRITTEN INTO THE DEADBOOK
> Invade Youmu's brain for a spiritual threesome.
Hmm
> Don attire (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/746646) (danbooru warning) and start up a wrestling tournament
> Become the soul of the Komachi statue
> Work with Bob to make dirigible into a flying death fortress, and start stockpiling technology. Make sure to blast anyone on the surface who gets anywhere beyond medieval tech.
ok scence Logic was cut down, and sucking up failed, lets try this.
> become alive again by popping out of Keine's lunchbox of a hat.
>My love is too great. I shall be revived by the eternal bond that binds my soul to her's.
> (re)materialize as a flying pumpkin and bash Utsuho in the face for eating us. Happy Halloween, birdbrain.
> Haunt the dirigible.
>Bah, I should still have Yukari's powers. Manipulate the boundaries of life and death, I will be back.
>Hijack Yukari's powers from Dormio and use them to return myself to life.
:3
>Become the center of an axecar+tree katamari, reviving with the sole purpose of rolling up everyone.
Well now, this isn't so bad!
>Greet the newcomers warmly(Well, as warmly as a ghost is capable of, that is...) and try to chat up those familiar faces I see, asking about any interesting Netherworldly happenings.
May as well make the most of my afterlife! Even one who's lost the game can win in their own way, ne?
>Become the dimension.
>Book 'em, Danno. All of them.
D:
>Haunt the creepiest old schoolhouse I can find.
> Go search for energy. :ohdear:
>Get an alpaca and ride off into the sunset.
Deadbook? It shall mean the Netherworld will be MORE crowded! :V
So this is a chance to...
>Set the stand at front of Hakugyokurou's Garden, Sell the food and drink for the familiar and newcomer's tour for watch the Netherworld's Sakura ;)
>Check the inventory. Also confirm that we are Yuyuko.
> Refer to self as Pinkie Pie for the remainder of the game.
> Grumble at being dead again and send a message to all my followers from beyond the grave to get vengence for me and the Nachos that was wated in the fire and the explosion.
> Protect the forest! Enlist the forest creatures if needed!
>Present the Cockatrice as an offering to Yamaxanadu, head first.
>Become Deus Ex Machina, God of Time and Space.
> Heal myself!
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
> Accursed dodgy flying balloon! It shall feel my wrath! *rumbly tumbly*...after I get something to eat. Ooh, look, a food stand!
>Continue to circumnavigate the world and look for survivors to assist.
> Having mastered the art of the fist with my drunken powers, reopen Dan's bar as a gay bar. The house specialty will be a drink infused with a drop of Shadoweh's 100% alcoholic blood.
>Put on a hat and revive.
6: You try to mess with the boundaries of life and death, and find you can't properly pull them back toward you. Dang it...Oh, so is deadbooked a permanent death?
Rdj has lost the game!
Sanrisa Laser has lost the game!
Wow, those was some unlucky rolls....
Well, there's only one thing to do now.
>Create a remote-controlled dronebot for the purpose of delivering and applying a Soft/Gold Needle (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Needle) to the currently petrified Komachi.
> Help my fellow demi-spirit to get that freeloader out of her brain. Hopefully that's worth a meal...
Followers of Nachislam causing trouble? Oh dear
> Prevent dead people from affecting the game
ok this is getting somewhere.
> Move head to face Keine's face and say" Hi, im stuck in your hat. can you pull me out? I would be most gratefull!"
> Assist with opening of gay bar in dirigible. Then start a war. Start a nuclear war. At the gay bar. Gay bar. Gay bar.
Seriously, this world has it in for me, doesn't it?
>Cast Life on myself.
This will either go really well, or REALLY badly... I wonder if I can die again if I'm already a ghost?
>Go chill with ghosties at Hakugyokurou
> Bite Death, then proceed to suck the Life out of Death.
> Pick one of Point Break or Bad Boys 2 to watch first
Alas. It was a good run.
> Become the manager of the deadbook.
>break a leg, reinsert self through wound
> Develop poltergeist-like tendencies.
I... wait... wat.
>Thank Mr. Bob, then go off and gain the power of bananas!
> Spawn into the game as ⑨, a.k.a: Cirno, a.k.a: The Strongest
>Turn this pile of trees on me into a literal treehouse.
Oh? There are the few customer?
> Order Nachos and Pie to sell at my restuarant, Welcome both Nachislam and Pieddism to eat at my restuarant!
The special dish is Nachos filled-Pie! :D
*Evil Grin
>Must. Kill. Everyone. :3
>Gravel's fine, too. Continue with the construction of the portal!
>Haunt Purvis until he brings me back to life.
>Go sing with Dorakyura to enhance Trance's writing capabilities
> It's rainin' pies! Hallelujah, it's rainin' pies!
Wow, those was some unlucky rolls....
> Relax and enjoy the peace of the deadbook afterlife now since my vengence was had (Even if it was a bit misplaced....).
>Ride the alpaca onto Dormio's grave and dance on it.
>Onward, for exploration! And because you're a superstar, at Dan's Bar, you're a superstar...
since nothing else worked
> revive as FLOWER :derp:
And that was after the extra credit for prepping the deadbook for him. :<
1: You decide to haunt the dirigible.
1: You try to revive as a cinderblock. It doesn't work very well.
1: You go haunt a nearby town; damn fleshies thinking they can get off easy!
Hey Mack, you got your extra credit when I superceded a roll to give you a good result. >=|
Well, now that the drone's complete, and it's delivery has been loaded up...
>Deploy the Remote Dronebot on it's mission of curing Komachi's Petrification!
Do I accidentally come back to life for watching 2 badass movies at once? I'm fine with staying Ded at the moment otherwise.
> There's a goose on the loose in this village.
> Freeze the legs of the first living thing I come across for fun
something went wrong here.
> replace Infinity on his Alpaca
> We continue biting the Komachi statue until it explodes, then ride the shockwave back into life.
>Officially start Smashy's Cranial Security System. In that treehouse. Because why the hell not.
>Spawn from a nearby calendar.
> Help Fightest by possessing the weapons system and launching the nukes for him.
get summoned using Shadoweh's alcoholic blood as a catalyst
Now just to hope I don't die right away, given the Deadbook is in play...
>Being dead so long makes one kinda hungry. Go get something to eat!
The Deadbook cannot be in the hands of evil!
> Confiscate the Deadbook
> Move to the dirigible and protect Fightest from harm as thanks for making the gay bar a reality. *_*
Fucking Pie! >:(
> Use my Satanic powers to change pie to explosive balls of hellfire.
They are reconcile because me? well, I hope they will not war each other again... ;)
So for this good deed...
> Invite Marisa and Yuyuko to eat Nachos filled-pies at my restuarant :)
Darn it, I thought I could have revived with a 1 instead of a 6 from the deadbook.....oh well
> Continue sending messages from beyond the grave to my followers to kill all who dare discreat Nachos and Nachilasm.
>Find the gigantic door out of the Netherworld.
>Rain very sharp bananas upon my enemies. If I don't have enemies, the nest few posters will do. But not Hanzo or Mr. Bob. Hanzo and Mr. Bob are nice to me.
Oh now what should I do....
>Have the kolbolds light incense in my memory.
>Become Ragnaros, The Firelord
>Pray
>Haunt Draco's old undersea lab and possess his clones. All of them.
>I died so let's just take it easy and wait until I revive. Now is the time to relax after a long battle ranging from fighting the evil orphans to evading and defeating the cake Conq and riding alpacas to do battle with Dormio.
I know that; I'm just lamenting I died so soon afterwards. :<
> Get out a pen and prepare to write down some names as things happen in the world of the living.
>Since Suwako got me into this death nonsense, Kanako would be more than happy to get me right out for some of my faith, amirite?
...... i was denied. oh well,
try, try, try again.
>make noises untill Keine pulls me out of her hat, then thank her and leave.
> The fuzz can tell I'm just a law-abiding citizen. Now it's time to go construct an improvised explosive device, like all post-apocalyptic law-abiding citizens do.
>Onwards, to Intercourse, Pennsylvania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania).
> Take after Mr. Bob and go to Fucking, Austria. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria) To spread Pieddhism, of course.
> Thank others for their assistance, glare angrily at wounds until they go away.
a small price to pay
>pull out a boombox (http://gbatemp.net/uploads/photo-136936.jpg), pop in this tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un7E3SNB7GI), and wait for Koishi to show up and start head bobbing.
> Swim in the fires of Blazing Hell until we have formed ourselves a new body made of flames.
> Attempt to find some more Fairys to play with
>Cheat death by instructing my love to erase my name from the waiting list. Then have some fun with her in the gay bar.
Well now, this is kinda bad. Guess the Netherworld isn't particularly safe sometimes either, is it? Best not do anything too strenuous right now...
>Grab a drink to counter the saltiness of those nuts, and listen for any interesting things that happened in the living world to bring others here to Hakugyokurou.
> Arrest everyone
Oh dear, this cannot do
> We must protect all the youkai and humans bydestroying the Deadbook.flinging the Deadbook back into the fires of Mordor where it was forged.
> Convince Aya to put ads in the Bunbunmaru
>Defibrilate!
I still thirst for blood.
> Kill everyone.
>Take Kanako out on a date. Discuss future economic plans with her.
> Head into the gay bar and start flinging furniture around like a poltergeist.
Freaking orcs. Good thing we never listen to anyone.
> Invoke the Blood Bond in Action Dan (I'm still Caine rememeber?) and force him to work on the dirigible as a soldier.
> Activate Devil Trigger to regenerate health in an awesome cutscene.
>Become friends with everybody.
> Sigh and just look upon what the state of Nachilasm is in the world so far.
No one come around here? They are all resurrected! :(
So I should...
> Do the reverse version of this (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11040.msg739024.html#msg739024) to make me resurrect
>Fly through the door.
>Well then. Fling Sulfurion to the next poster. If he rolls a 3 or lower, bad things happen. If he rolls 4 or higher, let him have Sulfurion.
Scratch my last command. Got a better one.
>Possess Karazhan, and use it/me as the headquarters for my minions and mounts.
> YOU TAKE TYLENOL! WE DRINK RITALIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmjG3F5Qvqw)
Did the mohawk freaks' hair burn away in the devastation?
>Chow down on a burger and a chili-dog burrito while piloting the Dirigible around the world.
> Gods damn it you flying jerks, I was going to use those! On you, of course, but it's the principle of the thing! I'd love to come up there and introduce you to a little thing I borrowed from an army leader, but Lady's order says I have to take it easy. Apparently myons need time to regenerate too.
> Ascend.
Dead people are so strange...
>Drink tea.
> Wake Komachi so she can ship me to my last judgement
...hmm. I wonder if writings from the dead can influence living events...
> Write about an avalanche of rocks.
6 days was enough to turn me...into a MONSTAH
>Come back as Bracchidios, and Boom-fist everyone with Plasma-Hands(tm).
What.
>What.
> pull out some flower (the powder kind for baking) and spread it into the air. after all it falls back down, if there is some flower that if floating in mid-air, then that is were Koishi is.
I love logic.
...Flour. It is spelt Flour. And that is not logic.
> Gengetsu Rape Time!Don't steal my moves. :V
>Sprained my shoulders? No problem. I'm ze Firelord. REJUVENATE IN FLAMES.4-1=3: Indeed, you are the Firelord. You bathe in flames to heal your wounds...
> Possess the next alive poster and use them to initiate Ragnarok.2: You try to possess Pesco, only to find out that he can use his mindhax to reject you.
> Cut the queue to the front of the waiting list and arrest everyone that doesn't let me through3: You cut through the queue, but are pained by a sense of guilt as you abuse your own powers.
> ... This is me realizing a bit late that Smashy's Cranial Security system won't exactly be a good business with one Smashyhelm. Time to go find that abandoned cloning facility from wherever.1-1=0: You try once more to promote Smashy's Cranial Security system. Despite the fact that you pour your entire savings into marketing, you fail to make more than one sale.
> Now that we're burning, use the heat to burn a hole into the barrier between life and death.3: You come this close to burning your way through the border between life and death when the flames go out due to a lack of fuel.
>Well, may as well get ready for the apocalypse. Warp to another dimension, and be sure to leave a way back~5: You know that something is bound to happen, so you high tail it to another dimension. Naturally, you leave yourself a way back, what kind of idiot would forget to do that? (+1 to the next roll)
> pull out some flour (the powder kind for baking) and spread it into the air. after all it falls back down, if there is some flour that if floating in mid-air, then that is were Koishi is.3: You try searching for Koishi by throwing some flour around. Sure enough, you can see some flour settle on a roughly human shaped area in front of you.
> Deadbook all the dead people.4-1: (-1 to the next roll)
>Modify the Shelter into a Space Ark! One that's equally as indestructible as it was as a simple Bomb Shelter.3: You modify your shelter into a space ark that's just as hard to break as a regular bomb shelter. Unfortunately, this makes it weaker than a regular space ark. (-1 to your next roll)
> Become enraged at someone being wrong on the Internet. Attack the Internet.1+1=0: How dare someone disagree with your point of view? You have all this loud anecdotal evidence to back yourself up, too. You vent your frustrations by attacking the internet itself. Unfortunately, the internet strikes back by launching wave after wave of memes at you. Fightest has died!
> Enslave all the Deadbooked into becoming the Celestial Burecrazy.2-1=1: You create a small army of mortals with the common goal to destroy the Celestial Burecrazy.
> Stop time6: You stop time to recover from your wounds.
> Send out a message to all my followers to unite and bring civilisation back to the world.1: Without any contact from you, your followers enter a state of disarray and chaos.
> Raise Motivation to 200% to cheer up1: You wallow in your depression
>Compose a novel about my struggles in this strange world I found myself in, and how it all began by waking up in a grassy field.6: You write a novel detailing your adventures through this strange world, which gains so much popularity that people far and wide recognize your name. You're working on a movie deal with a few producers right now.
>Realize true potential and become the Bracchidios, then proceed to the display of power.4: You evolve from a Cheibriados into a Barcchidios and roar to display how much power you've gained.
> Gengetsu Rape Time!2: Neither Gengetsu nor any rape is anywhere to be seen at this point in time.
>Visit Pesco and unintentionally destroy half of his house.6: You walk into Pesco's house, still radiating due to the warheads from earlier. You accidently melt half of Pesco's house as you walk through it.
>See employment for Yuyucow. Hopefully I can reach management this century.4: You find Yuyuko a job as a food taster. She seems happy, but fails to remember to give you any thanks whatsoever.
>Dig a hole2: You have no tools with which to dig a hole.
> Necromate a pickle so it becomes my familiar.1+1=2: You fail to find a pickle to necromate.
> Summon Berserker to do the mindless raging for me.5: Being angry all the time is kind of boring, you call forth the servant Berserker who growls as he awaits an order from you.
>Find headwinds.6: You find headwinds, attached to a motorcycle, with the keys hanging off the handlebars. You wonder who the bike might have belonged to.
>/home3: You require admin access to perform this command.
>RELOAD4: You reload your beloved pistol. You have no idea how this will help you revive though.
> Become Ghost (http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost) , Resurface to the Earth and find someone to drain life energy :V3: You become a ghost but fail to find anyone to drain some life energy from.
>where am I again?1: You sure as hell don't know, instead you somehow manage to get yourself lost in space. Where there's no air. Good job. ActionDan has been deadbooked!
>Burn the Book of the Dead3: You find a notebook with the ability to kill anyone who has their name written in it. Thinking that such an object has no place in the world, you set fire to it, burning your hand in the process. (-1 to the next roll)
Dormio has been removed from the Deadbook.>Huh? Confirm identity.
Blargggh!
>A MERE JAIL CANNOT HOLD THE FIRELORD! Reunite with my loved ones and Kanjou.
> Whine at the GM that the encounter was way above the recommended level.
>bah deadbooked! Time to use my love as a playable character. Let's call her... ActionDanielle!
Well, it might not be as strong as say, the Hagane, but it's got impeccable armor!
The only thing that remains is to decide what to do next....I got it!
>Park Space Ark in opposite orbit of the natural moon, and become the Core Unit of the Space Ark that will eventually become a Second Moon.
> Rename thread "Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome".
> Start haunting the Space Ark.
> Cheer myself up by turning my local apocalyptic wasteland into a frozen, slippery, local apocayptic wasteland
> Make the deadbook a lovebook
>Find the greatest director in Gensokyo, and try to strike a deal with them to be the director for my amazing movie-in-the-making.
> We're this close! Use our claws to force our way through the remaining barrier.
see i knew that would work. now i just have go get out of jail. could be worse though, i could be dead.
>say " Oh, if only there was a beautiful and intelligent 17 year old woman, who can manipulate the boarder between imprisonment and freedom, help me so I can be free again, I would owe her a great favor, for witch I'll do anything to repay."
> Sic Berserker on that bane of my existence known as "blimp." Then go have some fish.
>Huh? Confirm identity.
> Send my appreciation of Nachos and whatever remains of my power to someone worthy that can unite my followers and bring the greatness of Nachos back to the world.
>Become a Desolator from Red Alert 2 seeing as I'm radiating.
Well whatever works.
>Turn my human army into vampires and set them loose on the world to bring havok. Make sure they glitter in the sun.
>Go on a G-Rank ultra-rampage with exploding goo, fancy explosions and powerfists of ultimate destruction. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O0D5cDIsOQ)
>Make sure theme music is playing while doing so.
Watch 'til the end of the video for no reason.
>Take the Dirigible on a ride around the world.
> Break down into sadness.
> Tame a dragon to be my mount
Let's run with the smexy new avvie for a bit.
>Reincarnate as YouRyusei the Constant Star, love child of Yousei and Ryusei.
At least I'm Ghost now! :V
So I should...
> Use Lightning Mare Ring to solid my lightning unstable body to become the real thing on the world
> "UNTIL NEXT TIME!" *poof*
>Invite Hanzo to come play some Blackjack with me in this other dimension.
Hm. Did I miss something here? I have no clue what that waiting list business is all about. Well, whatever.Pretty sure the Waiting List is showing all of those who have been revived from death and are currently alive. Anyone on said list who dies again gets
> Gain the powers of Kenshiro
Hm. Did I miss something here? I have no clue what that waiting list business is all about. Well, whatever.
>Gentlemanly handshake with Hanzo, then go spread mustard on the sandwich that is this thread!
For the record, mustard is the worst thing.
>Locate Chen. Or some tofu. Both are good.
>do the impossible!
> Bang our head against the barrier.
> Bring Dormio and Infinity into the Lovebook
> Respawn as Heavy.
Pretty sure the Waiting List is showing all of those who have been revived from death and are currently alive. Anyone on said list who dies again getsdeadlovebooked, meaning they DON'T come back. Ever. Of course, in a game like RtD, being dead really doesn't hinder that much, so who really cares?
>Start ironing out merchandising for my movie. To start, send out a request for Aya's assistance in spreading the word about said movie.
> Screw around with the Ark's auto-pilot.
>Kill the Administrator and escape the game
> Be at peace and move on to the next life now that I have appointed my successor, leaving him/her a final message "Rise up Hanzo.K and bring back to this desolate world the awesomeness of Nachos!".
*slap* (http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/7/73/JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg/618px-JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg)
>Use my one free phone call to call up Ran Yakumo and ask her for assistance in getting out of jail, or for her to convince Yukari to help me. Which ever is more convenient.
I'm Bracchidios! I'm ALWAYS awesome!
>Kill Purvis and Dormio with Powerfists.
At last! I can walk in the earth again! :V
But that spreading virus seem to be trouble to me so...
> Drain Infinite's radiation aura and use it as virus killing shield.
>Reunite with my minions and throw a party that spans all three of my Netherworlds and lasts ten days, or until Lancer shows up and upstages everything with his awesomeness, whichever comes first.
>Stop being Yuyuko and revive.
> Scream "YOU WA PIE!!" to deafen every participant in the game and allow them to only do pie-related actions for the next two rounds.
>Deploy a radiation field and desolate random people in the vicinity.
> Forgiver Sign 「The 109th Star」
>Power-up with pie, unless it's quiche.
I must fix my mess!
> But first, I gotta re-freeze me!
[Also, you missed out the number I rolled on the Dodge... I presume it was a 2]
>A Ghost?! I AM RAGNAROS. BURN THROUGH THE DEADB00K
Achievement Unlocked: Attained Nirvana
Does this mean I win? :V Anyway, I guess I'm done with RtD for now. You all have fun o/You should realize that in RtD, the game's not over til someone breaks it with their action succeeding in a ridiculous fashion! Of course, coming up with something to do after THAT might be hard, haha.
>Engage in a duel with Jonathan Joestar. Bet my tofu on the outcome of this match, it'll motivate me.
Welp, the parking brake went out eh?
>MacGyver a new one out of spare parts from the storage hold.
> Revive as Parsee's double.
> Revive as Dio Brando. Again.
>Confiscate lovebook; give to FBI as evidence.
> Head for the opposite of Nirvavna achievement.
>Get the opposite of an achievement
>Screw RtD and go do my research paper.
> 『Ran Yakumo, you are already dead.』
Yech, gonna be cleaning this up for days...
>Time to get this thing going! Have my wonderful director begin, well, directing.
> Check out the moon's surface.
>Become the undead Sergei Dragunov and give Dormio a Reverse Victor Clutch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loKgdWK7icI#t=5m55s).
>:<
> Rage at the loss of our plague before it began and go invent a better one. One involving Platypus youkai.
Exactly as planned :3
> Pull a prank on random poster
> Eat pie and make a wish.
>Become a Broadway Actor and star in "All My Alien Babies"
> Convinct PX to join the Six Funeral Wreaths (http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Real_Six_Funeral_Wreaths) , Millefiore Famiglia need him and Kenshiro's Power. :V
(Make PX to become the Sun Guardian in place of Daisy)
> Enact penultimate plan to destroy the world with death and coolness.
>Oblivion awaits when I return! BURST THROUGH SPACETIME IN FLAMES.
well darn, but now i wonder who i called...
>Using the Sugar packets from the prison cafeteria, make a circle of surgar around each of the bars of my jail cell and say a word of forbiddance to banish the bars from this dimension, then proceed to leave the prison in a jet pack assisted escape.
>Continue to travel in the Dirigible.
Oh, that? Just me pushing the X button. Of course, Riou of Kyaro may not approve. Anyway...
> Ah, I haven't exercised my ghost half in a while. Let's go have it bug someone.
[Sophilia rolls Random Touhou (d136) = 11]
> That old turtle will do...
>Convalesce with Flonne and Reisen.
5: You realize that Tekken sucks long before hitting any of the other snags in this plan.You do know I play Tekken :( I main Lei, I take that as an offense. :X
>Mourn the loss of our beloved friend, PX. And loot his corpse.
>Slay the mythical beast, Shadoweh. Underneath that appearance is naught but green scum.
> Sit in the bucket and pretend I am Kisume.
You do know I play Tekken :( I main Lei, I take that as an offense. :X
>Overcome realization and respawn as Lars and spam uf+3 on a random poster all day long.
uf+3 is a cheap move...if you don't know how to tech.
> Bite PX's tail
> Fuck you Dormio. Write Dormio's name in the Lovebook with my dying breath
> Watch the filming of Jq's movie.
> Turn out only mostly dead.
Missing a roll I had +1 on sucks. Oh well. :V
> Locate Marisa and bite her to suck her soul into us.
> Steal bunnies and string from little children.
.....ugh *Slap* (http://static.divbyzero.nl/facepalm/doublefacepalm.jpg)
>Take a brake from escaping. Instead write a Turkish version of Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure.
Let's see...
>Contemplate the various meanings the different types of desert could convey, looking for one that properly gets across the pain of suffering as well as the perseverence despite adversity.
>Break through the fourth wall and return from the book which is dead.
> Train my platypus youkai as viscious guard creatures. Especially train them to bite any fox youkai we encounter. Then invote Dormio for tea.
> Somehow open a hole in Chireiden's ceiling from beyond the grave, so that spirits can flow through.
>Turn Mandy Patinkan into my faithful dog and sic him on a few random posters in the thread.
>While Flonne and Shou comfort Reisen, in every sense of the word, dispatch some minions to protect Marisa from Omba, and more minions to protect the children from Biohazurd. Protect with extreme prejudice.
Well, that worked as well as expected.
>Watch the fun from a stable orbit.
>Chuckle past Pole Land the Land of Poles in the Dirigible.
Uhh, title change pl0x.
> Tell Hatate an aristocrat joke.
Omba! You are trying to hurt my beloved Marisa again!
I should stop him once and for all! >:(
> Appear in front of Omba and then use my lightning arm to drain his and Flan's Life Energy.
Kill him in process and send him to Lovebooked. The powerful but damn power it will be useful on me than you!
>Locate Dormio in here somewhere and mug him. Hard.
> Devour everyone else that shares our current predicament.
Good thing I at least managed to eat Marisa before I died. Haha. :V
> Give the survivors a taste of our combined wrathful vengeance.
Wtf, if DollS can kill people from the grave why can't I?
> Fight Enma
huh.... to be honest i didnt expect that to succeed. at least now you can say that it was made.
>huh... a giant mutaited blob thing with everyone who is dead inside it. Well good thing im not apart of it. Why? For one thing, you stated that all thougs in the "deadbook" would be part of that blob. Last I checked there is no deadbook here, a lovebook yes, but no deadbook. Second im not even dead. If i remember correctly I was arrested for vandalism, not killed for vandalism. So Im just in police custody at the Jail. If Youmu shows up to try and get me to stop usingloopholeslogic again, just point out that im on the other side of a wall of bars and she cant stop me.
..... i think thats everything.
>Emerge from Ran Yakumo's tails.
> Attempt to reduce my confusion stat
> Devour everyone else that shares our current predicament.
Good thing I at least managed to eat Marisa before I died. Haha. :V
I am knowledgeable about numerous fighting games, too bad I switch between so much on my PSP. (since all there is in my School is Dissidia, damn competition fad, I don't play it.)
>Respawn as Lars again, this time change gameplay style to SOCOM. Have Alisa as the partner.
>To defend our princess, Shadoweh, I believe that eliminating Squawkers would be the best course of action.
Let's see...Making movies is hard work, let's take a break for now!
>Relax in one of the many deserts and drink some lemonade while discussing the movie's progress with Yuugi.
> Make it snow, make it snow, make it snow
> Proceed to Phase II.
>The circumnavigation continues abroad the Dirigible.
> Ah, good. Dodge being dead with Seven Shadows Evasion.
DAMNIT! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE THE NICE LIFE AT THE SPIRIT!!!
> Split my self, The Lightning Mare Ring and my lightning body become Marisa's Body (Since I drain Omba's energy it must have Marisa's Soul in myself, too)
Done this to resurrect Marisa again and my soul. Reveal myself from illusion that I'm Rokudo Mukuro (http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Mukuro_Rokudo).
>Create walls of gravel.
>What are we standing on? If it's dirt, dig it out for more resources.
> Possess Fightest.
>Become a druid
>Since the fates seem to want me to head in this direction, reestablish myself as a bodyguard. This "Phase II" ordeal should give me a lot of business, no?
> Lurch out into the open and start destroying stuff.
.... again i ask when did i die? well atlest im out of jail
>go absolutely insane, so much so that it blocks all other voices in this blob/monster/whatever the hell this thing is. lets face it, if theres onething that people cant control, unless your the one who is doing it, its insanity.
I... think nothing will happen unless we all choose the same action. Doesn't seem like he's rolling which one of us gets to succeed.
> Revive everyone who's currently in the lovebook.
>collect ALL the contines in platform escape
> +1 to the next roll
>Hmph, in that case, do what I did last game: Become a Deviljho and kill everything....MUAHAHAHAH!!
Who am I to keep Yuugi waiting!? Let's get this thing going!
>Continue production on this most amazing of movies! It shan't be long now!
Oh well.
> Train my platypus to be the very best, like no one ever was.
Pretty sure that that's just what it is.
But how'd that mage get up here? Best not to think too hard on it I'd bet.
>Chart a course to the L4 Lagrange Point, and begin accumulating a shell of asteroid/meteoric debris around the hull of the Space Ark.
Hm... Well, not the Mandy Patinkan I was thinking of, but that works!
>Add the Lovebook to my grand library
> Phase 2
I have no idea what it is. But by all means, I'll take over the world with awesome. All of them.
Bah, I just HAD to fail at being the most broken class :|
>Refuse to be disenheartened by failure! Trees are dum anyway. Let's become a wizard!
> Komachi shouldn't be playing around with that. Grab her scythe and bop her over the head with the blunt end.
> Reverse position of bucket and myself so I am hiding under the bucket.
>Pass the Turkmenistan upon the left hand side (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyEjcCtFg8).
That's pain! But no pain, no gain! :objection!:
Marisa is resurrect now and I'm Rokudo Mukuro.
I should have my time before get killed or something like that...
> Wedding with Marisa, Use Sun Mare Ring (http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Mare_Rings) as Wedding Ring :blush:
(Sun Mare Ring is the yellow one)
Well, that works out nicely.
Time for my Final Plan to be activated.
>Convert myself into the Space Ark/Second Moon's Core Unit, and begin producing unmanned drone mecha based on the various insects of the world.
Oh, I didn't realize my previous command three udates ago had been parsed.
>ensure that the combination of the wishes of everyone in the lovebook does result in all of us at least taking one definitive action. (that is my contribution)
> BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!
> Convert the lovebook we're in into the lifebook.
> Try to cooperate with the other bits.
i do belive that omba was right we need to pick an action and all of use must do it that said...
>with the help of the other minds, we must focus our energies and escape this abomination.
>I still have 4 credits left, and since I'm in a psychotic state, respawn as Sgt. Dwight Boykin and have 8-Ball cover that left flank.
>Where is my chainsaw?
Well, that works out nicely.
Time for my Final Plan to be activated.
>Convert myself into the Space Ark/Second Moon's Core Unit, and begin producing unmanned drone mecha based on the various insects of the world.
>Return to druid school and show off skills with rats and pigs. THAT'LL TEACH EM TO REJECT ME!
> Shake fist and return to isolation.
>Wrap self up in tails and rest. Mofumofu is the best way to cure any injury.
I like where this is going.
>Use my knowledge of engineering attained from reading in my Grand Library to build a gigantic drill.
> ;-; Kittan Kittan help me Kiitan!
No, my Raggae college course credit was non-transferrable! What do you expect me to listen to? Country?
>Keep on navigating.
All this blood going to my head gives me an idea!
> Exit Bucket, and pick it up for the next prank
> Tell Komachi not to sweat the small stuff. Offer to team up and fight crime.
This is not different to Danmaku with Laser on me! :colonveeplusalpha:
I will love Marisa not even she's become Baal in LoM II! :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:
(If you not know that, play Pesco's Diablo II Mod) :V
> Use my Six paths of Reincarnation to change that horse to Marisa's normal body with the Black-White Witch outfit
and then give her Sun Mare Ring again to marry with her. :blush:
We shall have the happy life now since "that scrap of stained-metal" is in the Lovebook now. :V
(Don't forget her broom and hat, too)
Sigh.
> Eat hat.
> Become Sheypar the Martyr. (http://progenitor-softworks.com/ew/index.php?title=Tomb_of_Sheypar)
>Instigate an incident. Preferably one that involves bees. Lots and lots of bees.
> Be the bees.
>try, try, try again?
>keep concentrating with the other minds, we will break free of this thing yet!
> Make a pathway connecting the lovebook to life.
> Katamari
>Pull off a Tigrex and ravage your way out of this predicament.
Sing Super☆Affection to come back to life next to the nearest PX.
>PURVIS I AM HERE TO MUG YOU, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?
> Remind oneself to get ramps.
>Reincarnate Shadoweh =D
;_; B-but I would never!
> Realize I was just Beaten Up and go rest at the campsite.
>Drill through the Earth. Down to the core, yo. Laws of physics be damned.
Me and my bucket are gonna make people think twice about messing with me!
> Fill bucket with Water.
>Head Southeast, making sure the Dirigible can be resupplied when needed.
> Insist that Komachi join me to fight crime. The fight is never over!
Well, that went better than expected.
> Start edible hat business to complement pie business.
Fail again? Maybe I should use the most risked solution! :colonveeplusalpha:
> Stab my Trident to my right eye, Write the "五" letter on my right eye with the Trident to trigger
"Six Paths of Reincarnation - Human Realm" And make Marisa become her normal human form again.
Insufficiently Aerogator? Well, I know how to fix that.
>Strike up a deal with the Aerogators to get some tech. Surely this can't go wrong! :V
> Cartridge tilt and use the ensuing glitch to revive.:getdown:
almost....
>Come on other voices we are almost there! Just a little more and we will break free of this monstrosity. We just need to keep concentrating.
> Captain Planet this shit
> [redacted] Lovebook [redacted] until [redacted] [redacted]. Take that, death!
>Dammit. Rudely remove RtD cartridge and replace it with a fresh one.
> Break off from the entity.
>Arrive at Shadoweh's house. Clearly this is a sign.
>Earth, fire, water, wind, heart! ##:GoPlanet!
>Naturally, I am well prepared for a famine. Find and sit at a kotatsu. One with a Chen under it.
Well, that went about as well as expected.
>Agree to it, then use the tech to integrate myself into the core of the Space Ark/Second Moon to become a Core Unit with total control over it.
> Eat the Lovebook.
Look like the people in Lovebook is suffering.
But talk about it later, The Famine's coming!
> Return to my base (did you remember that Weather Control Device and The Power Plants?) with Marisa
Use WCD. to change the weather from Scorching Sun into the Drizzle, Cause the Famine to end.
(WCD stand for Weather Control Device)
>Ration Dirigible supplies while making headway.
> Eat food for HP.
Famine? FAMINE?! FAMIIIIIINE!
No famine gets Beats' business down, because I'm Beats, bitch!
> migrate to Egypt and store four fifths of my grain there, using the remaining to cater to my pie and edible hat customer base.
Bah, if there's not Water I'll make some.
> Freeze water vapor in the air into the bucket, then unfreeze the ice/snow/whatever
> Admit that Komachi has a point. Fight crime alone.
> Cartridge tilt and use the ensuing glitch to revive.
>Go feral and make lots of animal friends ^_^
Oh dear, seems that I was going to die eventually.High-five Hanzo!
>Reincarnate self
>Reincarnate self
>Create and sell orange juice. Who doesn't like orange juice?
>Type random things on my keyboard and try to revive.
just a little more...
>Come on everyone! We can do this! We can break free of this creature! We just have to use the real super power of teamwork!
> Battle royale with my fellow voices-in-the-head
>Pull off a fundamentalist movement and break free as one insurgent force that would make the Hezbollah proud.
> Use teamwork.
Look like the action of the Lovebooked are can actable for the most recent post, Aren't it? ???
It mean the death will action more harder!
To prevent myself from the death I should...
> Build the Battle Lab and reseach Force Shield tecnology, Also build some Prism Towers and Patrol Missles around my base
to ensure that I'll not die so easy in my base. ;)
(And don't forget some Power Plants, too.) :V
Ahahaha! I finally croaked! After 30 pages and probably just as many actions.
>The Dirigible finshes its circumnavigation posthumously.
> Relax in the blizzard to recover. I'm an Ice Fairy after all!
Now that I'm here anyway:
> Fight the Lovebook Primordial.
>TwuckTruck everyone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9XPzNDSKo)
Oh dear, seems that I was going to die eventually.
Thankfully, it's my first life, I still have a spare!
>Return as the Core AI of the Space Ark.
> Try to replant the destroyed forest ;_;
> Moxious necromancers can't die!
> Become the mech pilot of a giant piggyship.
>Start drilling from other angles. It's time to mess up the Earth's gravity! :D
>Alter this to casting Cure ALL the Wounds since I'm not dead.
> Become a cannibal and eat the next person legs. :3
> There's been too many resurrections this time around. Prepare for Blackest Night.
>Sate the incoming EX-Nue by feeding it some orange juice. Tainted orange juice.
Well, since I'm an AI, I don't have legs.
The entire Space Ark is now my body! And it lacks legs.
>Run self-diagnostic check in preparation to activate the Unmanned Drone Factories.
Hm. Thought I was digging deeper. In that case:
>Throw the Moon at the Earth. Since gravitational attraction is mutual, this should jerk the Earth quite a bit!
...wait, if the entire forest is destroyed, then does that mean my tree is--?!
> Produce a seed from off the top of my head and grow it quickly!
so close i can taste it!
>Come on everyone, we need to stop this fighting and work together to get out of this thing. I mean if anything think of it like this, what good is fighting something you cant actualy harm? if we can separate from this thing we will have our own bodies, so you can actualy see the harm your causing on one another, and you can see what you accomplished on your opponent. so come on lets use that teamwork and breakfree!
> Attempt to work with the other entities.
> Fine do what he said.
>Agree, so we may finally leave this blasted inferno.
>Merge thoughts with fellow denizens of the Lovebook so we can all reincarnate. As the Stunticons.
>agree
>Battle all others who were deadbooked in a battle to the <insert word here that describes our demise after permanent death>.
Mmmm, tainted Orange juice. Ex-Nue likes tainted things. Feed me mor stuff. :3
> Decide to follow Dormio.
>Prepare to double the trouble in the immediate vicinity
> Create new plan to take over world via moxie, codenamed FISHY.
;_;
> Become the party's official Annoying Mascot Character and equip my incredibly silly epic weapon.
> Find somewhere to put the bucket where someone is likly to step in it. Freeze water in bucket when this happens.
>Double check our course log so it can be proved the Dirigible has circumnavigated the world.
> There's been too many resurrections this time around. Prepare for Blackest Night.
> become anal pha male
Want some havoc, aren't you?
I can provide that to ALL! :objection!:
> Use WCD to prevoke the law of nature. Create some perfect Lightning Tornado Blizzard Eruption Meteor Storm to cause the COMPLETE HAVOC
to everyone who still have the life in this topic! :colonveeplusalpha:
(Trigger Force Shield for my base, of course!) :V
>＼(＾o＾)／
....Well crap. :V
You'd think that by being a digital existence, I'd have no legs to bite off.
>＼(＾o＾)／
i can see the light!
>We are just one step away from leaving this cursed prison. We just need to put a little more faith in our selfs and we will be free. and when we do leave, I will do something that will benefit everyone. So what do you say? Shall we all rise up and do what one could not do alone? Shall we become free? Shall we leave this monstrosity behind, and look for the better future that awaits us all?
> Invite Shadoweh to take Infinity's place in the Lovebook
>Follow what he said.
> Continue trying! We're so close.
>Go to a doctor to get this knee fixed up.
> Remove InfiniteBaller from the Deadbook. Send him.. beyond the Deadbook.
>Maintain the Dirigible (ie: swab the poopdeck, check gauges, etc.) from beyond the grave.
Ah... WCD have been broken by Marisa I shall get fix it with the main cause :wat:
> Use Cloning Vat to convert "Brick-Crusher" Marisa into normal Marisa. :V
> Summon evil followers to get me out.
> I'm a fairy. I just respawn! I only lose when my motivation hits 0!
[Also, two 1's in one turn <-<]
> trick everyone into killing themselves by making them recite tongue twisters over and over again.
>Feed Biohazurd to EX-Nue.
>Explore surroundings.
> Continue fighting the Lovebook Primordial. Bust out some Comboes and shit.
This man has the right idea.
> Prepare a welcome party for anyone who enters the post-primordial lovebook from here on.
>Initiate plan to capture Pikachu, once and for all!
> Roll a 6
>Damn, every time we get so close but somehow fail to capture pikachu! I am an adult woman being outwitted by a like 13 year old kid. I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS. Just hold Ash hostage and force his friends to give up pikachu!Why don't they/you ever just kill him and his friends and take the abnormally powerful Pikachu, hm? Wouldn't that get rid of all your problems?
You can only say the same things so many different ways so...
>Congratulate Crow Cakes on finally reviving himself. With an axe.
> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！ えーりん！ たすけて えーりん！
I'm out of ideas
> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！ えーりん！ たすけて えーりん！
How about we just all use exactly the same action? And I mean all as in everyone who's in the lovebook.
You can only say the same things so many different ways so...
> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！ えーりん！ たすけて えーりん！
> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！ えーりん！ たすけて えーりん！
We are legion.
> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！ えーりん！ たすけて えーりん！
> BE THE ICE/WATER THAT IS IN THE BUCKET
>Damn, every time we get so close but somehow fail to capture pikachu! I am an adult woman being outwitted by a like 13 year old kid. I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS. Just hold Ash hostage and force his friends to give up pikachu!
> make everyone roll a 1 in the next round.
>Get to a healer and get ride of this gangrene.
Damn you Ex-Nue >_>
> Teleport out.
> Become Eirin and aid the poor Lovebookians.
Nice rolling Crow.
>Travel the world and the seven seas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJE_Sc1Wags).
> Become a fairy.
> Join the game LIKE A BOSS
Now I will have Marisa Clone Army now!!! :V
> Use 10 Marisa Clones to attack Dormio, He shouldn't the only one who can escape the law of the Lovebook. :V
6: You be the water in the bucket, then quickly reconstitute to your proper moxious self! Allosawyou has reentered the game!
Ded: TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Sanrisa Laser, Mr Bob, Allosawyou,
>Utilize savestates and slowdown until I can glitch myself next to Purvis. After all, what better safespot is there?
> Open the Lovebook from within and face the final round head-on.
> Reemerge from exile as ruler of world.
> Good thing I'm Eirin. Cure The Death with the Hourai Elixer.
Marry Sanae, Have an affair with Cirno, Have Yoshika as a Pet, Befriend Mamizou and deliver a pun related to the final round.
huzza! we are free..... for the end.
>have my spirit stand at the edge of a cliff. Looking into the sunset, reflect on all I have done. Then salute, as I watch the Nuclear explosion engulfe myself, everyone else, the playing field, and the thread its self.
Of course I get lovebooked right before the final round. -_-
>Hibbity!
Final Round? I shall send the Final Assault as well!
> Order the Marisa Clones,Prism Tanks,Tesla Tanks,Floating Disks,Boomers,Aegis Cuisers to luach the Final Assault to everyone!!! :V
> Set up decorations in the Lovebook to welcome the newcomers.
>Ride out the Finale, in Dan's bar, Fightest's equipped, flying aircraft: The Dirigible.
>Return to my home nethteworld one last time for one last party with my noble mounts and loyal minions, and bring the rest of the Lovebooked with me, then thank the parser for putting up with all these shenanigans.
Well, there's only one thing to do now.
>Haunt the False Moon as it drifts out of orbit, and into the unknown reaches of deep space.
> Time to SAVE THE WORLD. Because I'd da strongest! FREEZE TIME TO PREVENT THE FINAL ROUND!
I will not be defeated that easily.
>Epic speech of preparation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dgMq18fm_M), okay then. My dear GLA comrades, you too entirety of the USSR workforce and the two Gilgameshes (FinalFantasy and Fate/Stay Night), if there's one thing I learned from the Germans I whole-heartedly support, it would be this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flak_tower)
Note: In the cutscene, replace the words "the Soviets" with "the final round of RtD" and cut out the part about a convoy ambush and instead fill it in with the briefing about building an impenetrable Flak Tower.
Back for the final round :D
> Watch the final round from Nivarna and try to to help anyway I can for everyone that is not doing anything bad like taking over the world.
Edit: Changed to fix a mistake I made.
> Rejoin the Dirigible. Stand on the prow to defend it from oncoming attacks.
> Nod once and walk off into the sunset.
>Using Pikachu in our latest overwrought technological device, TAKE OVER THE WORLDS! ALL OF THEM!
> Become the ultimate killing machine in this final battle. Shower the world in blood and gore.
> Lock the thread.
> move thread to Daiyousei's.
>do anything to effect events, ANYTHING AT ALL!
>Ask Purvis if he had fun running RtD.
>Ask Purvis if he would do this again.
>Ask Purvis, now that he's run RtD, if he agrees with the statement that only masochists would willingly host a RtD.
>Congratulate Fightest on winning the game.
>Confirm that I was the actual winner of this game.
>Thank Purvis for running RtD.
> BGM: Roll to Dodge
Also, thanks for hosting the game Purvis! :3
>BGM: Ex-Nue on the lose
>Nominate the next host
>Nice job on this one Purvis.
>when is the Turkish release coming out?
I hope you had as much fun hosting this game as i had playing it. till next time.
> Wait patiently for when I can join the next RtD from the start.
> Thank the host.
> Trick a random person into becoming the next host.
-"Thank God the Dice Worked in My Favor": Uncertain Kitten
>Appropriate
>That wasn't a question
>BGM: False Moon's Departure, and the subsequent surprise for The Inspectors.
> Win the game from beyond the final round
> What other games would you like to run?
> BGM: The Holy Word of Nachislam
> BGM: Matador Reimu
> BGM: Humiliation of the Watatsuki
> Woop!
> Wonder if RtD needs a system/approach to encourage aggressiveness, otherwise it has the potential to devolve into n = number of players single-player games.
> Wonder if an alternate approach could have the parser use a unified setting to provide opposition and adversity to keep players focused in one direction.