kappa@motk:~$ rtd join -load auto0.sav
Kappa:
HP: 240 [4x6]
ATK: 60 [2x3]
aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120 [6x2]
ATK: 90 [3x3]
Kasu:
HP: 360 (!!) [6x6]
ATK: 300 (!!) [5x6]
The Rock, as in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, or some fictional being you've created?a literal 6-foot tall boulder
Regardless, attack the enemy out of sight. Years of JRPG experience has told me that I'm in no position for a full-on assault, at least with stats like that.[6]
> Charge in and suplex.[4]
Current Boss: The Rock
HP: 310
ATK: 10
Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFine:
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 350
ATK: 300
> Use Rock Smash.[4]
Use the powers of alchemy to turn the remains of the rock into gold.[5]
/inStats:
>Apply fist.[1]
You started another rtd without me?!Stats:
>Load Nuclearfusion.exe from last game, purge the rock in holy fire![4]
>Set Class to Bard . Let's musical support erryone!Stats:
>Boost allies' attacks with an uplifting song![3]
Current Boss: Rock
HP: 135
ATK: 10
Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60 +30
aUsernameIsFine:
HP: 120
ATK: 90 +30
Kasu:
HP: 330
ATK: 300 +30
Yuuna Zobolt
HP: 40
ATK: 90 +30
an unmatched sock
HP: 200
ATK: 30 +30
LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40 +30
Collect the gold and create a sword with it.[2] -1
Cut down the remaining rock slab using said sword.[1] -1 (!!!)
>Using knowledge of geology, remove all of the heat instantaneously to make it freeze, crack, and break![1] -1 (!!!)
Too late for me to join?Stats:
> Head on Rock. Apply directly to the forehead.[4] -1
Oh, come on![4] -1
>More fist.
> Finish the rock off with the awesome power of lasers.[3] -1
>Hit resonance frequency of rock, shake it apart![2] -1
Also join in.HP: 30
>"I've learned more than last time! Yet I feel that a greater being sees over our luck..." Strike the boulder with a waterfall from above.[6] -1
Ack! I'm late to the party!HP: 120
> Job Class - Scout
> Maintain distance from the enemy, and launch a ranged assault![4] -1
Suddenly a Roll to Dodge game that is perhaps more silly (and that I might keep on top of).HP: 120
>Class: Mage
>UNLEASH THORO- oh wait I start at tome level E. Right. CAST THUNDER THEN.[2] -1
> Be part of game.[3] -1
> Punch rock... WITH MAGNETS. Rocks have traces of metal in them, no?
Oh hell yeah.HP: 50
>Time for me to pull out the Stone Mask (http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Stone_Mask) and get to showing these puny humans how you really break stone![5] -1
I wanna join in, looks fun :>HP: 30
>Cover rock with paper[6] -1
Current Boss: Rock
HP: -593
ATK: 10
NEW BOSS: A 60-foot tall tree
HP: 1080
ATK: 160
Kappa:
HP: 210
ATK: 60 +30
aUsernameIsFine: (DEAD FOR 2)
HP: 90
ATK: 90 +30
Kasu:
HP: 300
ATK: 300 +30
Yuuna Zobolt (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: -10
ATK: 90 +30
an unmatched sock (DEAD FOR 2)
HP: 200
ATK: 30 +30
LaserTurtle (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 40 +30
Kyo Tanaka (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 120 +30
Hanzo K.
HP: 10
ATK: 240 +30
Mr Jovial (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 0
ATK: 50 +30
inb4 whomping willow
> Climb that tree. Show it who's boss.[1]
inb4 whomping willowYes it is
inb4 Mourning Woodno it isn't
(http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/terraria.gamepedia.com/9/93/Mourning_Wood.png?version=e0ef994828c13dd185f712d82e407dc0)what? this is what I meant get your mind out of the gutter
> Douse the base of the tree in gasoline and light it on fire.[4]
>Accelerate time around me to revive a turn earlier[4]
>Not sure how a Thunder spell killed me when I clearly got rolled with Magic as my weakness. Regardless, use Invoke Feather on self from beyond the grave.[1]
Glass Cannon gogogo![5]
Strike the tree down with flames!
> Ascend to tree level and rapidly begin pulling leaves off of it> Assemble leaves into appealing-looking salad
Well that hurt.[1]
> Let loose some moles to damage the root system
Let's see if I can revive a turn earlier.[5]
If that ends up being successful, spawn with laser rifles and tear the tree apart with my newly acquired weapons. If not, I'll wait until the next turn to slay the beast.[2]
>Low bass! Not dropping it, just low and rhythmic enough to shake the ground![4]
>Pick up a twig and snap it, traumatizing the tree and dealing massive damage[1]
> Call upon the powers of the Scout's Code to revive swiftly.[4]
>Be dead for one more turn. Since that's all that's left.[6]
>Attempt to create a protective barrier around our team, for the opportunity to live longer.[1]
Time to return![1] Seriously how many times have we gotten ones now
FIST.
>So I guess I'm just chilling here? Uh... sure? Just wait for eventual revival or something?[5]
> Right, administer a fire unto the tree using proper kindling methods.[3]
Damnit, again?![2]
Well, try again when I respawn. At least I know which side's the firing end!
>Okay, waiting time's over, come back to life in all my magey glory with the power of this unlucky as fuck die.[2] +1
>Dynamic respawn! Equip particularly sturdy instrument and whack that tree![5]
>Respawn using the life force of those lost souls who have already passed away.[2]
> Cast Samerecarm on self.[3]
Glorious revival![4] +1
>Blast the tree with the power of the SUN! Overload its photosynthesis to the point of burning!
This dice needs some discipline.[5]
>Fist Discipline.
>Use magick to life again. (http://youtu.be/4jHVlmXy3f0?t=3m34s)[4]
>Apply first aid AOE to all players[3]
> Act as an example as to why it is good to maintain good fire starting safety. Oh, and revive.[3]
THE STATS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STATS???2 lazy
It looks like that tree is still alive, so fire another shot at it. I've only got so long to live this life, so I might as well live it to its full worth![2]
Owww, the lost souls aren't a fan. Oh well, not like I had any health to begin with.[4]
>Well, just brute force it. Engulf my arms in flames, and punch the ever-living hell out of the tree.
>Okay, NOW WE USE THU- ...oh, I lost it in the underworld or wherever I was. Screw it, Fire then![3]
Come to me.[1]
>GIGA FIST.
> Rain down heavenly fire upon that tree.[4]
This tree is resilient. Strange.[5]
>Apply more burning to the tree, unless dead, in which case wait and use this fire against the next boss!
Well, it works out. now to find some way to activate it, but first....[6]
>Let's nail down that tree with a literal nail! A really big one to be exact.
>Unleash a swarm of like a bazillion woodpeckers.[2]
Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90
an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120
FlamingRok
HP: 30
ATK: 160
Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300
Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10
Mr Jovial
HP: 30
ATK: 50
Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240
LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40
> Cast Ragnarok.[2]
> Set laser rifle to focused-fire mode.[2]
> Point at fairy.[3]
> FIRE AWAY!!![5]
Hmm...Brilliant idea me! Seeing as I can't use this foe to activate the Stone Mask....I'll just go the comedy route![6]
>Cram a giant traffic cone onto her noggin as an impromptu headgear!
>Dump a bucket of water onto the ice fairy. If she's truly an ice fairy it should freeze and encase her in ice which is totally a good idea.[1]
>Ice? We'll need a bit more heat, then. Cause a miniature contained supernova around this fairy![4]
> Administer fire![4]
>Neutralize attacks with the power of ROCK (music, but literal rocks too if it helps)[4]
>Fight with Danmaku! Fire some laser shots at it to lower motivation![1]
>Do I revive now?[1]
If Yes
>Engage the certain ice fairy in a staring contest!
If not
>Become alive
OH NO[4]
I AM A BLOB
>Slime fist.
Boss: A certain ice fairy
HP: 1358
ATK: 300
Status Effects: Demotivated (-1), Blindness (-2)
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Current effects:
Rock Rain (2 more turns)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90
an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Kyo Tanaka (Dead for 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 120
FlamingRok (Dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 160
Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300
Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (Dead for 2)
HP: 30
ATK: 50
Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240
LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40
[2]Eh. Kinda. (http://persona4.wikia.com/wiki/Ragnarok)
The fairy will attack you all next turn. this is what you mean, yes? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
[2]
Eh. Kinda. (http://persona4.wikia.com/wiki/Ragnarok)[4]
> Hit the fairy with magma.
Well, it wasn't like I was planning on setting it to wide-spread firing mode ever... Right...?[5]
I sure hope I'll never have to.
> Anyhow, BLAST HER AGAIN!
> Continue to prove just how good of a scout you are by purposely setting things on fire, as opposed to accidentally setting everything on fire.[5]
>Ice type? time to use Hi Jump Kick![4]
>Attempt to revive again![6]
Apologize to those lost souls I had aggravated previously, and pray that they don't send me to a even lower form than death.[2]
Well, it won't be good enough to activate the Stone Mask's secondary power, but I may as well chip in a bit at least.[4]
>Let's try doing thisbeybladeHina style! Spin 2 Win!
Boss: A certain ice fairy
HP: -414
ATK: 300
Status Effects:
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NEW BOSS: A flying ball of darkness
HP: 1000
ATK: 120
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Current effects:
Rock Rain (1 more turns)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90
an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Kyo Tanaka (+1 roll)
HP: 40
ATK: 120
FlamingRok (-1 roll)
HP: 30
ATK: 160
Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300
Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (Dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 50
Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240
LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Pierce the darkness with your fire![6]
>Drill Fist.
> Shoot a laser beam into the darkness, because why not![1]
>"Well I can see we still have some loose ends..."[2] -1
>Fire stars into the center of the darkness.
> Banish the darkness with the power of holy water.[6]
Hm, darkness eh...? I know just the thing![5]
>Magic Missile!
> Continue to solve your problems by setting fires, seeing as the enemy continuously proves to have some weakness to it.[5]
>Dark type? FOCUS BLAST![3]
>Revive (early) and reappear making the flashiest entrance possible.[1]
>Burn away the foul shadows with the light of THE SUN![3]
Boss: A flying ball of darkness
HP: 30
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
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Current effects:
Blinded (-1 to next roll)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2)
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90
an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120
FlamingRok (dead for 2)
HP: 30
ATK: 160
Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300
Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10
Mr Jovial
HP: 30
ATK: 50
Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240
LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40
> Take a new approach to fighting this enemy: throw rocks at it.[3]
> Fling crosses at it this time.[5]
I'm in the spirit world but not dead? Alright I guess.you are dead
>Buff the boss. My rolls are so bad that this should backfire and have beneficial effects for the team.
>Sing a music! Cure blindness![6]
>Converse with souls to spend time.[6]
Guess there's really not much to do but[2]
> Stay dead
for a few turns.
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 10800
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
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Current effects:
Attack x2 for all players (2 turns left)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60
aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2)
HP: 120
ATK: 90
Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90
an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120
FlamingRok (+2 next roll)
HP: 30
ATK: 160
Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300
Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 50
Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240
LaserTurtle (+2 to next)
HP: 40
ATK: 40
you are deadAm I actually dead? The black and white stat screen doodah doesn't indicate I am ??? Either way...
Am I actually dead? The black and white stat screen doodah doesn't indicate I am ???
> Trap it in a glass jar WITHOUT air holes.[6]
>Create a small sun in Kasu's jar. We'll see how this firefly can deal with REAL fire![4]
> Bring down a flying kick upon this firefly.[2]
>Redemption! Time to[6] (+2) HOLY SHIT CRAZY 8screw this up royallyactually do something! Chant a ritual to freeze the bug with the coldest of ice!
> Hope for an early revival.[1]
>Equip samurai sword, attack firefly with rhythm cues. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyZbt5obvQg)[2] (+2)
>Do absolutely nothing. It's absolutely impossible to mess things up if I do nothing...right?[2]
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 9669 (teehee)
ATK: 120
Next attack: 5 + 2 = 7 turns
Status: Frozen (5 turns)
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Current effects:
Attack x2 for all players (1 turn left)| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (dead for 1) HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 40 ATK: 40 |
My luck is atrocious. I can't even do nothing properly. I'll play my ultimate move next turn, I need to be alive for it (well not really but the effect might be more fun if I'm living :V)if you want to wait, i'll let you stay out of this turn
> Fill the jar with water.[5]
Keep /rolling for an early revival.[5]
Haha good lord that is something.[3]
>Laugh at the unfortunate firefly who is now frozen for an extended period of time,
and fire stars at it.[2]
> Fire hard light beams at the firefly. Give her a taste of her own medicine.[4]
My luck is atrocious. I can't even do nothing properly. I'll play my ultimate move next turn, I need to be alive for it (well not really but the effect might be more fun if I'm living :V)You are exempt from this turn
>Roll dice at the firefly. Like, literal dice. Huge ones, if I have to.[2]
>Demoralize firefly for being frozen.[1]
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 9219
ATK: 120
Next attack: 6 turns
Status: Frozen (4 turns)
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Counseling for 2) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok (dead for 2) HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40 |
| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo: HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 40 ATK: 40 |
ultimate move next turnLET'S GO MANH.
>(Innermost Thoughts) REALLY?! STOP BEING SAD! Ah well, let's wait it out.[5]
> Continue the process of firing hard light beams at the firefly![3]
> Use the jar as a football and go for the touchdown.[3]
LET'S GO MANH.[6]http://youtu.be/UT9w0PGykZ0?t=3s
>Roll a low number. Watch universe implode as paradox has occured. Even reverse logic failed me before so it's time to get meta.
> Cast thunder and lightning onto the enemy.[2]
>USE THE MYSTERY CARD oh wait wrong forum game[3]
>Sing song of dealing damage to firefly youkai
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 8809
ATK: 120
Next attack: 5 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 350 ATK: 300 Exhausted: -10 HP per turn (2 turns) |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Counseling for 1) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok (dead for 1) HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40 |
> Fill the jar with bugspray.[1]
Finally roll a good number on a turn where my action was to roll low, I don't think I won that round...[5]
So I guess I either have a knack for paradoxes or messing up the universe, not got any other paradoxes so let's go with universe bending :V
>Glue the universe back together.
Throw the universe at the firefly.[4]
Figure out what the hell throwing the universe actually involves.[6]
>"Y'know, I think I'm finally understanding where to go with my life, Doc. I have my own power, and I can help others as well as myself. Fusion will help the world! I can't thank you enough, Doc."[6]
>Prepare to close the lovely conversation I had with the souls in the underworld. "It's been a pleasure having this conversation. Do not fret, I'll probably be back again."[4]
Too anime to live.[4]
> Take your time in the afterlife in clearing up your character arc. No one likes a rushed plot.
>Sing song of universe stability for everything except for the bug youkai[2]
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 8776
ATK: 120
Next attack: 4 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 340 ATK: 300 Exhausted: -10 HP per turn (1 turns) |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Confident for 5) (Damage * 10) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (RNG avatar for 2) (damage * 100) HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle (will die in a rift in 4) HP: 14 ATK: 40 |
> Use Samerecarm on self.[6]
>"Oh dear, it appears as if LaserTurtle has himself in a difficult situation there..."[2]
>Well, let's see if we can change this. Perform wind magic to try and manipulate strong winds to drag him further away from the rift.
>Transfer rift in universe to target the bug youkai. with the power of ROCK! Not literal rocks this time.[2]
> Prepare yourself to join the world of the living once more![1]
Huh. So the RNG just came down to me? Well, doing completely nonsensical stuff seems to be working out so far sooo....[2]
>Wield the RNG like a club or something and beat that firefly into submission with it.
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 7097
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300 Double HP for 4 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Confident for 4) (Damage * 10) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (RNG avatar for 1) (damage * 100) HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle (will die in a rift in 3) HP: 14 ATK: 40 |
The RNG does not appreciate being used as a club. Boss loses 1666 HP>Fiiine, wield it completely differently and use it like a mace, which is 100% completely unrelated to a club :derp:
I'm still amazed at how I can consistently come back to life with that command in every RtD I've ever played. Too bad it only works once a game. ;>;[2]
> Apply flamethrower to firefly.
>Engulf fist in flames, and punch the firefly.-106 HP
>Engulf firefly in nuclear fire. Then add more fire to that.[1]
> Shoot, forgot my toothbrush, lemme just grab that and... Okay, return to the living properly this time.[6]
>Break fourth wall to move the (will die in a rift in 3) text to the boss current effects list[4]
> Upon revival, cause the enemy to die out of sheer will.[5]
>Fiiine, wield it completely differently and use it like a mace, which is 100% completely unrelated to a club :derp:[2]
Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 5150
ATK: 120
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: Rift Death in 5
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 | Kasu: (Double HP for 2) HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Confident for 3 [Damage * 10]) (dead for 3) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40 |
> Ranged assault on the bug! Throw many pointy and not-so-pointy objects at it. Except that trinket; don't throw that.[3]
> BIRD OF PREY JAB.[1]
>Heal self with the power of smooth jazz.[note]healing = negative damage. Healing is limited by your attack.
> Become immortal.[3]
(I'm sure nothing can go wrong...)
It's a firefly right? Therefore:[1]
>Spray firefly with fire extinguisher, a CO2 one specifically. That should hopefully inflict a cold debuff and slow down the next boss attack. This will never work; I'm doing the logic.
>Cast a wind spell to blow the firefly closer to the rift![6]
Boss: A Bird Girl
HP: [1]*[5]*[5]*[1]*10 = 250 //wat is this
ATK: [6]*[6]*[6] = 216
Next attack: [5] turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
Lucky (for 2):
+1 to roll| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: (Double HP for 1) (Digesting for 1) HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Confident for 2 [Damage * 10]) (dead for 3) HP: 40 ATK: 40 | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (Thawing in 3) HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 40 |
Mini: "Aha! Finally another RNG to defy. Send me into that dimension Sky! Sokyuusayaa: Okay. Good luc-err, do your best!"Stats:
>/In
"Now RNG, it's time to show you how Adaption triumphs against luck!"[4] (+1)
>Summon someone to aid me in this fight.
>Whoops, forgot to do anything last time. Anyway, devil bird with satan-power attack.[5] (+1)
>Like that Greek fellow who made wings with feathers and wax, let's melt this bird's wings off! Burn it with sun power![3]+1
> Continued ranged assault![5]+1
Well looks like I'm going to update my game sometime today too[6]+1
Engulf fist into flames once more and punch that bird. I'm looking for a nice meal at the very least.
>Those stats are terrifying. Debuff its attack, quick![1]+1
> Take control of the velociraptors and allow them to acquire a taste for chicken.[4]
>Gravitate over to the nearest source of warmth, regardless of what it is, in an attempt to not look like I lost to Cirno.[1]+1
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: [5][6][2]*10 = 5620
ATK: [2][6][5]
Next attack: [1] turns //WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Status: None
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Current effects:
Lucky (for 1):
+1 to roll| Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (Confident for 1 [Damage * 10]) HP: 40 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 | ATK 434) (gone in 5) | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (Thawing in 1) HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 0 (for 7, revert to 40) |
| Miniking HP: 170 ATK: 420 Summon (gone in 6): HP: 140 | ATK: 120 |
//As I've mentioned before, "the greatest aren't always tall and intimidating"Your summon has been named "Shmup Loon."
//(Insert Name Here=Shmup Loon)
>"Hey it's S***p L**n!Alright, Vocally harm that giant spider there Shmup Loon.(Short for Shoot-em-up_Lunatic of course~ :derp:)!"
>Adapt to the need for a weapon and get a melee one,[2]+1
then dashing slice to the spider's limbs![4]+1
> Keep a particular distance from that thing as you continue your ranged assault on all things apparently hoping to eat you![5]+1
>...[4]+1
>Place debuff on metaphorical table.
>Metaphorical table flip.
>Aim at the spider.[4]+1
A spider, huh?[5]+1
> KILL IT WITH FIRE
>Obligatory "Thanks, Satan"[3]+1
>Satan should use hellfire on spider. Fires can cancel each other out, so this should work?
>Fry the spider with sun power too. Because why not.[2]+1
I could be cool and chill out for a bit or....[1]+1
>Flip debuff on its head and get ice armour/weapons instead. Also pray that good RNG doesn't keep giving me the cold shoulder :V
Eat part of the cooked bird for a boost of energy, as everyone else just burns the spider down.[4]+1
> Sic the raptors on the spider.[3]+1
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 5620 - 1207 = 4413
ATK: 265
Next attack: [6] turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 108 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 | ATK 434) (gone in 4) | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 163 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 0 (for 1, revert to 40) |
| Miniking HP: 170 ATK: 420 + 10 (sword) = 430 Shmup Loon (gone in 5): HP: 140 | ATK: 120 |
>Throw sword like boomerang as a ranged attack and curve it to the back of the spiders neck. Yea, this'll work well.[4]
>Shmup Loon: "Gonna go get us some items bro. Stay cool."[1]
>My attack may be zero, but I can at least heal everyone![5]
>...right?
> Break it's legs. All of them.[5]
>"Hmm, exquisite!"[5]
>Ride on the spider
and tame it with magic.[2]
My rolls so far: 1 4 2 1 1 3 2 6 5 2 2 1 1(+1) 1(+1) this game is 500% rigged :< (wtf 14 rolls, 6 1s)[1] LOL
In honour of my amaaaazing luck...
>Dice the boss into many pieces even though I have nothing that would allow me to do that.
> Remain steadily perched on the pillar and fire many more projectiles at the enemy spider![5]
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 4413 - 1536 = 2877
ATK: 265
Next attack: 4 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 108 +33 = 141 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 +33 = 153 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 360 +33 = 393 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 +33 =133 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock HP: 40 +33 = 73 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 +33 | ATK 434) (gone in 3) | Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 +33 = 73 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 163 +33 = 196 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 +33 = 153 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 +33 = 153 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 30 +33 = 63 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 +33 = 83 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 47 +33 = 80 ATK: 40 |
| Miniking HP: 170 +33 = 183 ATK: 430 |
[1] LOL>I'm probably going to be returning here many times in the future :x Befriend some of the....whatever is near me (preferably something that's not an inanimate object)
lol nope dead for [3]
>Assuming I'm still on the spider, let's delve further.[5]
>"Look here, at the moment it's either help us out in the future or you're going to get killed!"[5]
>I'm probably going to be returning here many times in the future :x Befriend some of the....whatever is near me (preferably something that's not an inanimate object)[2]
>Respawning in : Next Match. "Crap whens that? Next Forum game!? Aww man." Shmup Loon has Disconnected.[5]
>"Darnit RNG, You've bested Shmup Loon with your randomness once again!"
>Shoot spider web at spider. If I know how to that is...[1]
> Ranged assault, because it has yet to fail me![3]
>"Whoops, forgot about us being here...let's go, Satan. We can resume our card game in a bit."[1]
>Combo attack with Satan! Unholy Magic Attack; Hellfire Star!
>Consume the spider with combo flames!
>Hit the spider with a big rolled-up newspaper.[6]
> Bop it on the head.
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 2877 - 1748 = 1129
ATK: 265
Next attack: 3 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 141 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 153 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 393 ATK: 300 |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 133 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (dead for 6) HP: 73 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 697 | ATK 434) (gone in 2) | Kyo Tanaka HP: 73 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 196 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 153 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 153 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial (dead for 6) HP: 63 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 83 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 80 ATK: 40 |
| Miniking (Dead for 4) HP: 183 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x4) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.) |
Mr Jovial (dead for 6)This is getting ridiculous...maybe dying is like negative life and negative life x negative life = positive life2 ? Assuming that's true (and that I get better luck doing stuff that makes next to no sense)...
> Summon birds.[2]
>"Hey other dead guys."You roll a Rubik's Cube of Randomness.
>RollRubik's cubeto dodge
> Ow my butt.[3]
> Well, I'm still not intent on getting close to that thing. Throw rocks at the spider!
This is getting ridiculous...maybe dying is like negative life and negative life x negative life = positive life2 ? Assuming that's true (and that I get better luck doing stuff that makes next to no sense)...[2]
>Kill self until I die to death. It's not like I can get even deaderprobably
>"If that's how you want his to happen..."[2]
>Fire lightning at the thorax. This surely won't backfire at all!
>...and THIS is your spider on critical hits.[2]
>Now that the monster is only a head-part, cut off its head! That's how we do things, right?
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 1129 - 216 = 913
ATK: 265
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None| Kappa: HP: 141 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 153 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 393 ATK: 300 BIRD: HP: 120 | ATK: 60 (Leaves in 6) |
| Yuuna Zombolt HP: 133 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (dead for 2) HP: 73 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 697 | ATK 434) (gone in 1) | Kyo Tanaka HP: 73 ATK: 120 |
| FlamingRok HP: 196 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 153 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 153 ATK: 10 |
| Mr Jovial HP: 3 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 83 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 80 ATK: 40 |
| Miniking (Dead for 3) (Poison for 2 --> -31HP) HP: 183 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x3) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.) |
> Get that bird to attack with all his derpy might.[1]
[6]>Wait guys, let me keep going with the stabbing until I have a bit more health
>Ok quick, allocate stat points into the healer/paladin/cleric/priest/support/whatever-else-you-want-to-call-it tree and cast a heal spell on myself. Or an area heal if I have enough points for that :V. If that tree hasn't been released yet, just eat the stat points.
Darnit, more RNG business.[1]
>Roll dice again."Cmon baby, Escalators Escalators Escalators!"
>*whips out cell phone* Yeah Satan? It's me, the guy you lit on fire. No, I'm not in hell, just respawn purgatory. Look, just hit the spider with some fire while I'm still dead, a'ight? Also, if you can, tell that miniking guy to throw one of those Pick-Me-Ups my way, and that if he hits the timed command well enough, he might get a freebie. Thanks, Satan. *hangs up*[5]
>debuff its attack! With the power of suggestion![4]
>Well, that could've been way worse, let's search the area for any useful objects.[5]
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 913 - 361 = 552
ATK: 265 - 20 = 245
Next attack: 1 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None| Kasu HP: 493 ATK: 300 | an unmatched sock (dead for 1) HP: 173 ATK: 40 | FlamingRok HP: 296 ATK: 160 + 40 = 200 Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK) |
| Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50 | LaserTurtle HP: 180 ATK: 40 | Miniking (Dead for 1) (Poison for 1 --> -31HP) HP: 252 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x3) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.) |
> Defend.[4]
>Pass a Rubik's cube to An Unmatched SockDone
>Activate Spellcard! "Cruise of Bkub: Send Romans" (It took forever to make an anagram of "Rubik's Cube of Randomness")[2]
>Redirect spider's attack to target the sun. With the power of[1]suggestionpsychokinesis!
All those stat points to get to an AoE heal must have unlocked some other stuff right?[6]
>Cast some buffs on our rather small team, preferably something that will block some of the damage from the incoming attack. Doesn't look like it's going to die before it can attack :<
>Solve the Rubik's Cube. Maybe something cool will happen.[1]
>>Alternatively, scramble it, then switch two of the color stickers and give it to the boss.[1]
Provided I can still do this from the grave, that is. Otherwise, I'll just sit here, being dead.You rose from the grave, then immediately died :P
>Enhance the sword with fiery proportions, and slash at the spider with a never-ending fury of flames![1]
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 552
ATK: 245
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None| Kasu (+20 hp for 5) HP: 493 (+20) ATK: 300 | an unmatched sock (dead for 3) HP: 173 ATK: 40 | FlamingRok (dead for 2) HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK) |
| Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50 | LaserTurtle (dead for 5) HP: 180 ATK: 40 | Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x1) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.) |
/IN, Let's join the fry ^^.Stats:
> Seeing how the things got nasty and how RNG made part of team cease to exist, an esper called Maxwell's Demon decided to come out of hidden and help out the heroes.[12:30] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
> Showing up on the stage is very important☆. Thus, thinking short-sightedly about the showy first attack, I pray for great attack rolls, even if my HP rolls were to suffer some penalties and be meager. (I hope I won't get negative HP though >.>)
> If I don't die by jumping out of bushes, another plane of existence, or wherever I was hidden, I try to land on spider, hitting him with plasmatic fireball I did mid-air, by gathering heat energy from surroundings.
Dangit miniking, you sabotaged me! How could you ;_;[12:31] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
>Be dead. Again.
"It was the RNG! mumbles: The only times I get something good is when others have to suffer..."You use your last Cube.
>Actually read the guide then use the Rubik's cube.
Remark on Kasu's charismatic defensive position.
> Rain down fire on the spider.[12:44] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
>Send Mr unidentified ally in to attack while I do cheer leading maneuvers to motivate my[12:45] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d6only friendmeat shieldally!
(I mean I tanked the attack right? that helps...?)[12:47] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
>Flip metaphorical tables
>Psychokinesis myself alive again
Ow.[12:48] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
>Once again converse with the dead.
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 166
ATK: 245
Next attack: 1 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None| Kasu (+20 hp for 4) HP: 513 (+20) ATK: 300 | an unmatched sock (dead for 2) HP: 173 ATK: 40 | FlamingRok (dead for 1) HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK) |
| Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50 | LaserTurtle (dead for 4) HP: 180 ATK: 40 | Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 450 |
| Vilikusan HP: 40 ATK: 500 |
Vilikusan stole my ally :C
Kasu (+20 hp for 4)
HP: 513 (+20)
ATK: 300an unmatched sock (dead for 2)
HP: 173
ATK: 40FlamingRok (dead for 1)
HP: 296
ATK: 160 (+40 from sword)
Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK)Mr Jovial
HP: 103
ATK: 50LaserTurtle (dead for 4)
HP: 180
ATK: 40Miniking
HP: 292
ATK: 450Vilikusan
HP: 40
ATK: 500
Ally: (leaves in 3)
HP: 500
ATK: 80
Vilikusan stole my ally :Cyes it's a typo, i just put it outside of the table because i'm lazy :p
(I'm assuming that's a typo and I wasn't just roobed)
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> Resurrect.[1] Died from resurrecting. Dead for [2] turns.
>bribe the RNG with blood sacrifice for resurrection.[6] You successfully donate blood to the RNG Blood Drive. The RNG rewards you for your generosity by resurrecting you with some luck. You get +[2] for [2] turns.
Oh boy, now there's a glass cannon on the team...[6] A giant foot falls from the sky. It crushes the spider, instantly killing it! The foot smells nice. You get an air freshener hanging from a rather large hair. +[2] for [2] when used.
>"How to get rid of a giant spider? with an even GIANT-er Foot!"
>Summon giant giant to stomp on the giant spider.
>Do a shockingly bad dance routine with my ally to[3] The spider is dead, and the foot is still here. Your dancing amuses the foot.form happy memories before he disappears forever ;-;smite the boss with lightning. Or just confuse the heck out of it with terrible dance moves, whichever works.
>Alright I guess I'll just wait out my death sentence here.[3] You wait warmly, but then your death counter finishes. You're alive now.
Thinking that I had really stolen Mr Jovial's ally, I feel a blend of very strong emotions in my mind: joy from having a new ally, and sadness from robbing Mr Jovial. I want to get rid of this tumult and use it as an attack.[6] Since the boss is dead, you send the exploding emotions at the foot. It flees in pain, with spider guts still mushed under the heel. You get a questionable air freshener from a rather large hair the foot dropped. +[1] for [1] turn when used.
> As I should still be quite close to the enemy, I try to use these exploding emotions as an attack. (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Hata_no_Kokoro#Spell_Card_2)
Does this have the Fairy type in it? If so, I'm totally joining (assuming we can still join).HP: [9] * [1] * 10 = 90
Boss Number: 8
Boss: Tail-Slapping Mermaid
HP: 6 * 2 * 3 * 5 * 4 * 10 = 7200
ATK: 5 * 4 * 10 = 200
Next attack: 6 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None| Kasu (+20 hp for 2) (dead for 2) HP: 513 (+20) ATK: 300 | an unmatched sock (dead for 1) HP: 173 ATK: 40 | FlamingRok HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK) |
| Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50 | LaserTurtle (+2 for 2) HP: 180 ATK: 40 | Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 450 Inventory: Air Freshener (+2 for 2 when used) |
| Vilikusan HP: 40 ATK: 500 Inventory: Questionable Air Freshener (+1 for 1 when used) | Goomba98 HP: 90 ATK: 400 |