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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Zero Izayoi on August 06, 2012, 09:27:55 PM

Title: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Zero Izayoi on August 06, 2012, 09:27:55 PM
I missed this thread, so I decided to make a Yoshika Miyako version bring it back from the dead!

Basically, somebody asks "What if (something funny/strange/stupid/genuinely concerning)" concerning the world of Gensokyo, and then somebody else answers and  asks another for the next person. Understand?

NO? Well... GO STICK YOUR NOSE IN A DOUGHNUT!

So, I'll start: What if Tenshi was a DJ?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Arcengal on August 06, 2012, 10:25:10 PM
She would only play rock music.

What would Gensokyo look like if ZUN was tee-total?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on August 08, 2012, 06:30:02 PM
It would be colored entirely monochrome.

Plus side: Might be easier to make a road map of it.

What if SUIKA was a tee-total?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on August 08, 2012, 07:09:35 PM
THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE


What if Yukari could change Yuyuko into Youmu?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: EthanSilver on August 08, 2012, 07:42:39 PM
What if Yukari could change Yuyuko into Youmu?
Nothing would happen, frankly. Consider the following: our current setup is two half-ghosts and two half-humans. We need only sum the two half-ghosts to make a full-ghost and restore Yuyuko. However this now leaves Youmu in a full-human state. This too is nothing to be worried about: one must now simply beat Youmu half to death and everyone'll be back to their original level of ghostliness/humanness. Incident resolved. :)

What if Sakuya decided to simply stab her opponents while time is frozen rather than placing a bunch of knives in a wave they can potentially dodge once time is restored?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Error on August 08, 2012, 09:26:46 PM
She probably wouldn't be serving Remilia.
That, or Reimu and Marisa would've died a long time ago.
And that is assuming that the incidents aren't staged.
Otherwise...I've got nothing.

What if the Touhous were the result of some insane scientist that wanted to make a half human, half youkai hybrid?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: draganuv15 on August 09, 2012, 12:30:52 AM

What if the Touhous were the result of some insane scientist that wanted to make a half human, half youkai hybrid?

Then they must be pretty damn proud of themselves.
What if Miko were to have her headphones stolen?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 09, 2012, 03:08:06 AM
She'd no longer be allowed to DJ at the Hakurei shrine's tea parties.

What if Futo and Komachi had a boat race?
(Not at the Sanzu river)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Hanzo K. on August 09, 2012, 03:10:34 AM
NICE BOAT


What if.....
Flandre discovered Pixy Stix and Red Bull?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: teefa85 on August 09, 2012, 03:18:05 AM
Then Patchouli would have to stabilize the SDM before she exploded it in a hyperactive state.

What if Marisa found a way to steal entire bookshelves at once?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on August 09, 2012, 03:37:09 AM
Patchouli breaks down into depression, and Marisa feels guilty and so returns everything.  The latter goes back to stealing books themselves some time afterward.

What if you walk in on Tokiko holding Rinnosuke by his collar and with her fist pulled back, ready to punch him?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Raitaki on August 09, 2012, 03:41:03 AM
I'll bait her away with Stephen Hawking's "Universe in a Nutshell", then go to Kourindou, say I want some sort of reward for saving his skin, look around his shop for the sword of Kusanagi and demand to have it.

What if someone paints the entire SDM in an awesome dark blue while none of the staff was looking?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 09, 2012, 12:15:56 PM
It would exist in that state for exactly 12 hours - Sakuya noticed after 3 seconds but blindfolded Remilia until the paint was dry before letting her get a look at it. The resulting scream caused it all to flake off - the gardens are now blue however.

What if Yuyuko lost her apetite?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on August 09, 2012, 12:29:54 PM
Youmu and Mystia rejoice.

What if bosses actually explode when defeated?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Esper on August 09, 2012, 01:10:43 PM
Then Reimu would rule on high as Empress/Queen since nobody can defeat her

What if ZUN became affiliated with CAVE?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 09, 2012, 01:19:40 PM
Two bosses, one at either end of the screen.

What if the Myouren Temple fused with the Hakurei Shrine?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on August 09, 2012, 04:10:48 PM
Reimu and Byakuren fight over ownership and leadership of the shrine.

What if Mystia getting eaten by Yuyuko in IN is canon and thus never appeared in a single official Touhou material again?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on August 09, 2012, 04:18:34 PM
No more rumours and theories (maybe)


What if CtC was canon?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Esper on August 09, 2012, 04:52:26 PM
If I recall the storyline from CtC, ZUN would be out of a job because that's practically the end of the timeline. Or at least, out of one of his jobs.

What if Wriggle were made an Extra Boss?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: I have no name on August 09, 2012, 05:38:45 PM
What if Wriggle were made an Extra Boss?
Bees.  :V

What if Reimu retired from solving incidents?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Error on August 09, 2012, 07:12:07 PM
NO MORE HOMING SHOTS
There's still Marisa and Sanae though.


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Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on August 09, 2012, 07:40:50 PM
what
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: EthanSilver on August 09, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
What if someone figured out how to reach Gensokyo?

That could imply Reimu's not doing her job properly and hasn't been maintaining the Hakurei Border (which, having recently hypothetically retired, could probably care less; pretty sure it's Sanae's fault anyway, whatever may be going on. Nobody likes Sanae anyway. ^-^ ) Presumably, if that's the case then passage would work both ways. We could be getting youkai here. And this is where things get really bad.

Gensokyo was made because youkai were dependant on the dwindling belief of humans to exist in the first place. Now, hundreds of years later, with modern technology and science (precious, precious gooey science...), there isn't a whole lot of belief and superstition to go around anymore. Many of the weaker youkai would probably flat-out fade out of reality and cease to exist. The stronger youkai probably wouldn't fare all that well either. There may be a bit of hope though; attacking humans viciously and violently enough to renew their fear, and consequently belief, of youkai could fix things. At least until human belief wavers again and everyone has to go back to Gensokyo.

Only... what Gensokyo? With the barrier down it'd eventually become no different than anywhere else on earth. Some places like Makai may simply vanish, or become self-contained realities disconnected from ex-gensokyo-now-part-of-the-outside-world.

OYA and the person that figured out how to reach Gensokyo? That's already happened. I wasn't blaming Sanae simply out of an all-consuming hatered of her. >:)



What would happen if Youmu discovered the ball of light following her isn't her ghost-half but rather some human spirit infatuated/obsessed with her?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Raitaki on August 09, 2012, 09:07:15 PM
The spirit would be promptly cut down. Also Youmu would probably sulk afterwards because Yuyuko never told her.

Also, she'd start wondering if she really is of the Konpaku bloodline if she has no ghost-half :P

What if Utsuho could manage the fire of the Hell of Blazing Fire without having to rely on Orin's corpses for fuel? (actually as long as there are atoms why would Utsuho even need to get fuel for her power o_o)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 09, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Certain other people would actually have to do work to get rid of the corpses that were no longer being used for fuel. Also free electricity to Youkai Mountain since no one has to work for it causes a boom of technology and soon after all of Gensokyou has HD TV.

What if Mystia's Lamprey really did cure Nightblindness?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Error on August 09, 2012, 09:37:20 PM
Presumably, if that's the case then passage would work both ways. We could be getting youkai here. And this is where things get really bad.
the person that figured out how to reach Gensokyo? That's already happened. I wasn't blaming Sanae simply out of an all-consuming hatered of her. >:)
Something hinted at youkai being able to pass the barrier...not sure what though.
Didn't Sanae (who is part god) and Suwako tag along with Kanako?


What if Mystia's Lamprey really did cure Nightblindness?
Nothing, really...unless someone else starts selling lamprey. Then, there might be trouble.

What if Flandre wasn't insane?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 09, 2012, 11:38:24 PM
She'd probably have much better control of her powers and we may all be in trouble on this side of the wall.

What if the zombie apocolypse craze reached Gensokyou.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: EthanSilver on August 10, 2012, 12:08:11 AM
What if the zombie apocolypse craze reached Gensokyou.
Most characters would be "safe" - youkai are often physical manifestations of a spiritual entity so zombiism probably wouldn't spread. But there are humans here and there, and zombies are very annoying danmaku users (see Miyako's last spellcard...) and generally malicious (though not intentionally so) so it would still have an impact on everyone.

Reimu may be protected what with her divine powers and whatnot. She would probably set about exorcising zombies and trying to restore things to normal after spending a brief moment shooting down youkai and trying to find how the incident started. Byakuren's probably in the same boat as Reimu. Her faith will probably protect her. As well as Miko.

Marisa may be a powerful magic-user but zombiism doesn't really discriminate. A zombie-Marisa would be pretty terrifying. I could see some final heart-wrenching battle between zombie-her and human-Reimu. Someone needs to write a doujin or something... Alternatively, she could escape to Makai with Alice.

Assuming Sakuya is human (as the canon presents her), she's also at risk. Unlike Marisa however, she's...
a- Surrounded by pretty tough people at all times (eg, Remilia, Meiling, Patchy...)
b- Able to stop time, which would be useful for escaping swarms.
...So she would probably fare better. As a zombie, however, she'd be devastating. Particularly if her ability to stop time remains. Freeze time, shamble up to a few humans, chomp down on their brains, restore time. Bam. Insta-zomb.

Mokou and Kaguya (and Eirin to some extent) are non-youkai but they're also immortal. Mokou, in fact, regenerates very rapidly. Zombiism might not affect them, particularly Mokou, though it's hard to say for sure. They would probably be fine. Eientei's surrounded by a maze of bamboo anyway so they probably won't have much to worry about. I suppose Reisen and Tewi would also fit in there somewhere...

The Youkai Mountain's races would be susceptible. Granted, tengu forces would definitely not go down without a fight (and with people like Momiji who can see/hear/smell across great distances and Aya whose speed rivals that of almost anything else, they should be able to hold the mountain for a while.) Kappa technology would only add to that. But zombies in most zombie apocalypse scenarios are usually infinit for all intent and purpose, so it'd be a battle of attrition. Youkai Mountain would eventually fall and tengu pride would probably lead to all of them being zombified.

Sanae's a demi-goddess. But I hate Sanae. She would make a pityful zombie just like she makes a pityful shrine maiden. Reimu will probably exorcise her while passing her by without slowing down. But Sanahate aside, she's probably fine. Again, she's a demi-goddess. AND she's pretty much surrounded by goddesses at all time. Even if she can become a zombie, Kanako and Suwako would probably find some way to undo it. Sanae'd probably handle things like Reimu, only not as efficiently.

Most people in the Underground are probably fine. Zombies would do poorly in that kind of terrain, plus the burning hells' heat can't be any good for them.

But in the end, aren't zombies and all that also youkai? One way or another, Gensokyo'd stay a world of youkai as it's always been. Just... with zombies instead of lolis. :)



What if all magic in Gensokyo vanished and every youkai suddenly became human?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Tengukami on August 10, 2012, 12:11:31 AM
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zombie apocalypse

It wouldn't be long before pirates, ninjas, bacon and Cracked would follow.

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What if all magic in Gensokyo vanished and every youkai suddenly became human?

That fanboat jousting tournament idea of Nitori's would finally catch on.

What if everything we know from Aya about Gensokyo is true, but everything not also reported by Aya was unequivocally false?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 10, 2012, 12:33:36 AM
Everything we know becomes a lie, the world of truth and illusion is broken and the Touhou games we no longer believe in pass to Gensokyou wherin it creates a mass chain of events ending in a perfect cycle involving multiple parrallel universes and an infinite number of Gensokyous locked in time loops.

What if a large section of Gensokyou flipped over and hell was now on the surface and the area above was now below?
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Post by: Raitaki on August 10, 2012, 12:43:30 AM
No sun for her sunflowers? YUUKA RAMPAGE
That, and the surface would probably be overrun with powerful humans/youkai trying to get their share of sun. Also without agriculture and light the Human Village is pretty much screwed.

What if EVERY SINGLE FAIRY anyone meets while causing/investigating/solving incidents insists on dueling with Spell Card rules? With real Spell Cards of their own?
:getdown:
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: I have no name on August 10, 2012, 12:54:42 AM
Marisa starts selling her patent-pending Fairy Destruction Ray spellcard.

What if Marisa used that money to buy the SDM library?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on August 10, 2012, 04:24:26 AM
Something hinted at youkai being able to pass the barrier...not sure what though.
Didn't Sanae (who is part god) and Suwako tag along with Kanako?

Nothing, really...unless someone else starts selling lamprey. Then, there might be trouble.

What if Flandre wasn't insane?
Please don't let the fandom mislead you: Flandre IS NOT insane.  She's sane, just immature.  You don't call a playful and noisy little kid insane, do you?

Anyway, for the question above...

Patchouli: Money cannot buy you everything, so you're not getting my library.

What if Yoshika is a Western zombie instead?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: EthanSilver on August 10, 2012, 04:31:06 AM
What if Yoshika is a Western zombie instead?
TD's third stage would probably end with Reimu hacking off her hand and grafting a chainsaw to the stump. Also, something about the necronomicon. It would be epic.

On the other hand, western zombies tend to decompose pretty heavily. Rather than engage her in battle, I'm pretty sure Kogasa would've been rather surprised herself by Yoshika's appearance. They do tend to keep going after even a lot of abuse though so the battle with her would probably result in more and more pieces of her being blown off until she's little more than a disembodied head. Which would also be epic, in a messed up way that is.

What if Reimu's shrine's deity made herself known?
(No, the Hakurei Shrine isn't dedicated to Mima. It predates her by quite a bit and she's just a vengeful ghost. Reimu muses about her shrine's god in MoF anyway, implying she's never met/encountered/whatever her herself.)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on August 10, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
There would be battles between her and the goddesses at the Moriya Shrine.

What if Daiyousei doesn't exist and that all her appearances in official materials are actually different fairies?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 10, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
Someone digs into the incident and finds that all the fiaries are engaged in a conspiracy to delude everyone into thinking they're stupid to avoid anything more taxing than standing around looking vapid.

What if every Youkai acted exactly as its legends say it should?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Hatateru on August 10, 2012, 12:49:18 PM
It becomes Grimsokyo or Futo hates youkai even more. Pick one.

On a related note, what if Futo pissed off Medicine and/or Yuuka? :V
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Post by: game2011 on August 10, 2012, 02:18:51 PM
She has with her with the fire that burns statues, so she has no fear!  I think...

What if the non-human characters look like their actual ages?
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Post by: Raitaki on August 10, 2012, 02:51:59 PM
Gensokyo: The Land Of Afraid Humans, And Flying Rotting Skeletons/Bones That Is Kept Stable By A Rotten Over-A-Millennium-Old Half-Missing Skeleton. Also You Might Be Killed By A Gardener Skeleton Somewhere Down The Line.

What if Yuuka can make flowers grow on living things and youkai? :V
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Post by: game2011 on August 10, 2012, 03:37:17 PM
Killing people while keeping the world colorful has never been so fun for her.

What if the things that CAN be cut by the Roukanken are next to none?
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Post by: I have no name on August 10, 2012, 03:42:41 PM
This happens. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE0rTJH_EXk)

What if the Lunarian invasion was actually a success?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Error on August 10, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Please don't let the fandom mislead you: Flandre IS NOT insane.  She's sane, just immature.  You don't call a playful and noisy little kid insane, do you?
Are you sure about that? I thought her profile listed her as nuts.


What if the Lunarian invasion was actually a success?
Er, which one?
The second one was. The whole point was to steal some really old sake.
If the first one was, Eientei probably wouldn't be a thing.

What would happen if the Moriya Shrine was getting destroyed all the time instead of the Hakurei Shrine?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: EthanSilver on August 10, 2012, 07:19:20 PM
Are you sure about that? I thought her profile listed her as nuts.
I have to agree here - Flandre's profile in the Touhou Wiki (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Flandre_Scarlet) lists her as having an "unstable" personality. Unfortunately the other, better wiki's down right now (or something? Seriously, wtf's going on with it?) but I'm pretty sure her in-game bio also said as much. Furthermore, Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red describes her as "unstable" as well. So it seems like her unstable mind's a completely canonical thing, as far as I can tell...

What would happen if the Moriya Shrine was getting destroyed all the time instead of the Hakurei Shrine?

Hehehe... ^-^ You put a couple of pleasant thoughts in my head just now.

The Hakurei Shrine's only canonically destroyed once though (SWR; can't remember any other time it happens), not "all the time". So I'd say if it were the Moriya shrine, it'd be as Reimu's response to the events of MoF. Or maybe SA's extra stage; Reimu does sound kinda pissed about the whole nuclear energy thing... With a little luck, it'd scare Sanae into being a Good Girl and staying out of things out of fear that the Temple-Smashing Shrine Maiden of Terror (http://i.imgur.com/ZaIua.jpg) (semi-nsfw warning: may contain a bit of side-boob) will come after her again.

Also, Marisa wouldn't be too far behind to loot the debris. >_>



What if the head of the SDM were Meiling, and Remilia were the gate guard? (All character relations switched as appropriate... or kept as-is, if you think it'd be more interesting).
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: danyun on August 10, 2012, 07:44:35 PM
No personalities switched-
Sakuya would still serve Remi.

Personalities switched-
Hey! Who broke my precious china?!

 :P

Okay, what if Reimu discovered the internet and came across Touhou videos and fan art.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Tengukami on August 10, 2012, 08:41:48 PM
The Japanese Supreme Court would soon find themselves presiding over Hakurei, Reimu et al vs. Jun'ya Ota.

What is the Bamboo Forest needed to be sprayed with pesticides, and the Eientei household was temporarily obliged to guest with someone else?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Imosa on August 10, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
What is the Bamboo Forest needed to be sprayed with pesticides, and the Eientei household was temporarily obliged to guest with someone else?
Kaguya: Thank you very much for your hospitality, Reimu.
Reimu: *sigh* Just don't make a scene and scare away the worshipers... and... wait with the 4 of you sleeping here...
Kaguya: Thank you very much for your hospitality, Reimu. *closes door of shrine, leaving Reimu outside*.

What if Cirno and Mokou switched powers?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Raitaki on August 10, 2012, 09:47:24 PM
Cirno: "Wheew, burning the whole Forest of Magic took more time than I thought it would...but now everyone will see I am the strongest!"
Mokou: "Kaguya, YOU WILL STAY IN THAT BLOCK OF ICE UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE."

What if Yukari is the leader of the Lunar Capital instead?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 10, 2012, 11:08:56 PM
There would never have been a Gensokyou since it would never have been bordered off and nothing we know of would exist.

What if the Lunarians were forced to abandon the moon and all its technology?
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Post by: LadyScarlet on August 10, 2012, 11:11:07 PM
Kaguya would have no machine guns to make Eirin shoot Mokou with.

What if  Youmu takes Yuyuko to a grocery store?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 10, 2012, 11:46:04 PM
Either the grocery store would make tons of money, or lose it all because Yuyuko ate the food without paying.

What would happen Futo stole Shou's pagoda and hid it under her hat?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
Shou: "Hey, have you seen my Pagoda?"
Futo: "I'm looking at your- Oh wait, that gag wouldn't work."

Next up!
What if....Remilia discovered Energy Drinks?
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Post by: Zero Izayoi on August 11, 2012, 03:12:49 AM
Sakuya: "Patchouli, what does the scouter say about her charisma level?"
Patchouli: "IT'S OVER 9000!!" >:(

What if Alice really likes Reimu, but covers it by pretending to like Marisa?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 11, 2012, 03:40:17 AM
The MAlice ship has been sunk! Reimu Hakurei and Alice Margatroid (along with the help of ghost captain Murasa Minamitsu) are suspected to be the culprits! Read all about it in today's copy of the Bunbunmaru! (lol what did I just write?)

What if there was a Hunger Games in Gensokyo, only with lots of danmaku instead of killing?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 11, 2012, 03:43:50 AM
What if there was a Hunger Games in Gensokyo, only with lots of danmaku instead of killing?
Yukari'd manipulate the boundary between victory and defeat to come out the winner regardless of the actual outcome. :(

Speaking of Yukari, what if she used her ability to manipulate the boundary between fantasy and reality to remove the need for Gensokyo to be seperate from the outside world in the first place?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 11, 2012, 03:46:11 AM
Much awesome would be had.


What if the Tatari ended up in Gensokyo?
(Nasuverse guy, but he'd fit right in there, being a creature of myth and rumor himself.)
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Post by: game2011 on August 11, 2012, 04:29:24 AM
I have to agree here - Flandre's profile in the Touhou Wiki (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Flandre_Scarlet) lists her as having an "unstable" personality. Unfortunately the other, better wiki's down right now (or something? Seriously, wtf's going on with it?) but I'm pretty sure her in-game bio also said as much. Furthermore, Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red describes her as "unstable" as well. So it seems like her unstable mind's a completely canonical thing, as far as I can tell...
I'd like to think of that as not being able to control oneself properly.  It's easy for one to get excited and then do some extreme stuff.  She wouldn't have been able to chat with Aya properly in that book if she was really insane.  What I mean is...  Sure, she may not be the sanest person, but fandom tends to treat her like a dangerous psychopath that is incapable of cooperating with anyone, which is not the case.

Sorry that I won't be answering the above poster's question here...  I don't know about that Tatari guy...  I simply wanted to reply to the quote above.
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Post by: Tengukami on August 11, 2012, 04:32:14 AM
Flandre's nuts, deal w/ it.

Anyways: what if Alice's dolls staged a mutiny, and joined forces to become a form of rogue superdoll?
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Post by: Imosa on August 11, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Every one of Alice's fetishes would be paraded around Gensokyo for everyone to see.

What if it was revealed to everyone that Sanae was just an average powerless human and every magical thing she had ever done was just clever manipulation by Kanako and Suwako.
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 11, 2012, 04:57:38 AM
It's a Moriya Shrine Conspiracy! Kanako and Suwako are doing it to gather more faith!

What if Kanako asked the kappa to develop onbashira-missiles?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 11, 2012, 05:10:15 AM
What if Kanako asked the kappa to develop onbashira-missiles?
Who needs onbashira-missiles when you've got nuclear power? Someone should teach Kanako about that stuff - poor girl's trying to achieve nuclear fusion with a crow. :/ The real question is what she'd do with them. Perhaps she's harboring a grudge against Reimu after the events of MoF? Or maybe there's something more sinister at work here...

In MoF, the Sanae/Kanako/Suwako trio were the main villains. Following their defeat
they make peace with Reimu et all, as with any other game
. But then comes SA, where we find out that
in the end, they were more or less behind this game's events as well. Particularly Kanako.
One way or another, that's two defeats in a row. It's clear that Reimu's got the upper hand on them when it comes to danmaku. Next game, Sanae joins the crew. This, after quite a history of fighting and causing incidents. One would have to be very na?ve not to suspect foul play...

My theory is that the Sanae/Kanako/Suwako trio is out to conquer Gensokyo. They're not idiots though. Reimu and Marisa just kick their asses; fighting them is getting nowhere. But as we learn in SA,
Kanako uses Utsuho in an attempt to bring nuclear power to Gensokyo. CLEARLY for her own use. >_>
. Even that indirect strategy was thwarted by Reimu & co. Why is Sanae with the main characters now? As a spy. To get inside Reimu's head and learn all there is to learn about her. All so Kanako (clearly the leader of the trio) can know and wait until Reimu's out and FIRE HER ONBASHIRA MISSILES OF DOOM AT THE DEFENSELESS HAKUREI SHRINE! @_@ Gensokyo will then be ripe for the taking!

Touhou 14 is clearly leading up to this.



What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?
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Post by: Tengukami on August 11, 2012, 05:34:49 AM
What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?

I think that'd be a natural choice for both of them, given that, like you said, there's a not-too-subtle plot the Moriya shine is hatching to try and rival the Hakurei Shrine in terms of Gensokyo's seat of power. I think the struggle between the two is not just political but spiritual. Comparing the shrine maidens of each, Sanae is a modern girl newly arrived to Gensokyo, while Reimu - having lived her life in Gensokyo - represents a more old-fashioned mentality.

Things have taken a detour from this conflict, though, as the spiritual composite of Gensokyo becomes more mixed, thanks to common enemies. In UFO and Ten Desires, shrine maidens from both are investigating interlopers bringing new spiritual faiths into Gensokyo. The Hakurei Shrine and the Moriya Shrine both have a vested interest in getting the better of the newcomers while leaving their opponents at a disadvantage.

I think if the Hakurei Shrine and its allies mean to survive, the major players there will have to put aside their differences, swallow their pride, and form a concerted effort to retain control of Gensokyo. That would include, I think, Reimu agreeing to let herself become a channel for Yukari - a whole new united front. It's getting pretty medieval up in Gensokyo.

What if the person buried under the cherry tree was Youmu?
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Post by: Imosa on August 11, 2012, 06:02:44 AM
FIRE HER ONBASHIRA MISSILES OF DOOM AT THE DEFENSELESS HAKUREI SHRINE! @_@ Gensokyo will then be ripe for the taking!
I'm pretty sure destroying the shrine just makes Reimu homeless. No harm done... to the border.

What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?
Troll Yukari: Agitates shrine maiden, Creates eternal bond to make up for it.


Weird didn't get the message that someone else posted. Also forgot a question.

What if the person buried under the cherry tree was Youmu?
Oh? Well, then... I guess that's all we really wanted to figure out with this whole stealing spring thing... no hard feelings?

What if the batteries in the Sword of Hisao died?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 11, 2012, 07:22:24 AM
What if the batteries in the Sword of Hisao died?
Tenshi would be pestering Nitori day-in and day-out to get a replacement. Nitori or Rinnosuke. Yeah, it'd probably get messy either way. >_>



What if mathematics in Gensokyo occured through the use of imaginary numbers (http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/answers/imaginary.html)?
-9i, yo!
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Post by: Imosa on August 11, 2012, 07:45:27 AM
What if mathematics in Gensokyo occured through the use of imaginary numbers (http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/answers/imaginary.html)?
-9i, yo!
Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.

What if there were buses in Gensokyo?
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Post by: SirChaotick on August 11, 2012, 09:11:59 AM
Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.

What if there were buses in Gensokyo?

Cirno would still not be able to come up with an answer.

What if Genji turns out to be the deity of the Hakurei Shrine?
...hey wait a moment, there's a serious hypothesis in that one...
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Post by: DNAbc on August 11, 2012, 12:12:42 PM
Genji would've disappeared due to a lack in faith after EoSD is released, causing him to completely vanish without a trace.
Wait...he already vanished without a trace...


Whatever, what if Nitori got everyone in Gensokyo a home Internet connection?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on August 11, 2012, 03:20:23 PM
Whatever, what if Nitori got everyone in Gensokyo a home Internet connection?
All the people of Gensokyo would create an account in Youtube and start to troll the users


What if the Saigyou Ayakashi isn't more a youkai cherry tree and become a youkai coconut tree?
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Post by: Error on August 11, 2012, 07:30:10 PM
What about that small pond near the Hakurei Shri--bah, forget it.

It would look way out of place; Yuyuko would have to steal summer to make it grow.


What if Japan was the only thing that was keeping the Youkai from making a re-appearance in the outside world?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 11, 2012, 07:46:52 PM
What if Japan was the only thing that was keeping the Youkai from making a re-appearance in the outside world?
BOMB JAPAN! :D
(Now look what you've gone and made me say...)

Only wait, wouldn't doing that explode the youkai as well? Hrm. This'll take some thought...



What if Remilia got locked out of the SDM during the day?
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Post by: LadyScarlet on August 11, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
Sakuya would let her in.

What if Nitori gave the SDM a game console and Flandre played Call of Duty?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on August 12, 2012, 03:37:24 AM
Flandre will likely rage and destroy the console. If not, she'll likely invite Kaguya to challenge her in a match.

What if the Lunarians conquered Gensokyo completely?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 12, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
There would be a gathering of representatives from all branches of Gensokyou representing all of the species, they would make a collective decision whether to stay under Lunarian rule or to flee and allow the Hakurei Barrier to dissove taking Gensokyou with it.

What if Gensokyou held their own Olympic Games?
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Post by: game2011 on August 12, 2012, 05:55:59 PM
Certain competitors will be banned from certain events due to them having too much of an advantage in those particular events (Yuugi and Suika in weightlifting, Nitori in swimming, etc.)

What if yukkuris are canon?
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Post by: Error on August 12, 2012, 07:10:16 PM
The fandom would shrink considerably. Nobody likes Yukkuris.
Nobody. :colbert:

What if fanon characters became canon, provided they had a decent backstory and/or were popular enough?
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Post by: SirChaotick on August 12, 2012, 08:05:02 PM
Complete madness would ensue. Touhou fans would kill themselves trying to keep up with the massive amounts of new lore.

What if... Patchouli was in good health?
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Post by: Imosa on August 12, 2012, 08:14:52 PM
What if... Patchouli was in good health?
This (danbooru) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/748358/adult-bat_wings-bow-breasts-cleavage-comic-genders)

What if troll Eirin put the Horai Elixir into Gensokyo's water supply.
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 13, 2012, 01:07:43 AM
Gensokyo. Is. ETERNALLLL!!!!!

What if Reimu used her donations box like Solid Snake and snuck around Gensokyo underneath it?
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Post by: Tengukami on August 13, 2012, 01:40:11 AM
She would be nigh unstoppable. And Yukari would be La Clown.

What if Mystia isn't the one causing blindness in people she sings to, but is just taking the credit for it?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 13, 2012, 05:05:56 PM
Her Lamprey selling business would then actually be legit.

What if Yuyuko wasn't corporeal and couldn't touch things?
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Post by: I have no name on August 13, 2012, 05:15:33 PM
"Youmu, go change the channel"
"Youmu, go figure out how make food I can eat, I'm hungry"
"Youmu, I want to go sparrow hunting"

What if Kaguya played Imperishable Night?
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Post by: SirChaotick on August 13, 2012, 06:20:13 PM
She'd spend day after day perfecting the extra stage in the most comprehensive way possible.

What if alcohol possessed no intoxicating properties in Gensokyo?
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Post by: teefa85 on August 13, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
Then Suika wouldn't be drunk and everyone would probably increase their sake intake at parties.

What if Suika decided to help Shizuha with the leaves in the fall?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 13, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
Autum wouldn't arrive steadily over several weeks, it'd arrive in a night. Like a blanket of snow but orange and brown and red.

What if the SDM had become a floating island in Scarlet Weather Rapsody?
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Post by: DNAbc on August 14, 2012, 08:32:20 AM
She'd spend day after day perfecting the extra stage in the most comprehensive way possible.

Youtube: Whole Extra Stage Safespotted
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Post by: Imosa on August 14, 2012, 03:26:30 PM
What if the SDM had become a floating island in Scarlet Weather Rapsody?
Remilia would begin an areal battle with the Palanquin Ship (once it appeared). Also who needs a mist when you can blot out the sun with your house.

What if Orin decided to lower her standard and take living bodies as well as dead ones.
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 14, 2012, 03:53:03 PM
She goes from Grave Robber to Cradle Robber. Or Retirement Home Burgler.

What if Santa Claus found himself in Gensokyou?
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Post by: fondue on August 14, 2012, 05:21:05 PM
Everyone would think Rinnosuke got fat.


What if Youmu's Ghost-half's tail got rubbed? (IYKWIM)
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Post by: Hatateru on August 15, 2012, 10:52:24 AM
Youmu gets aroused.

What if Reisen's eyes are actually Mystic Eyes of Lunacy?
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Post by: OkashiiKisei on August 15, 2012, 10:56:47 AM
Reisen would be wearing glasses at all times. Except when she gets serious.

What if youkai devoured other youkai? Would they still be punished by Reimu?
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Post by: Imosa on August 15, 2012, 09:42:16 PM
What if youkai devoured other youkai? Would they still be punished by Reimu?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Russian-Matroshka2.jpg
Haha, this is fun... ok this is actually a problem. *incident mode*

What if Reimu, Marisa, Alice, and Yukari, all played a game of D&D with Cirno as the DM.
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Post by: I have no name on August 15, 2012, 09:47:51 PM
Icicle Falls everyone dies for eye am teh strongest DM!

What if the Hakurei and Moriya Shrines had a forced merger?
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Post by: Imosa on August 16, 2012, 03:44:44 AM
What if the Hakurei and Moriya Shrines had a forced merger?
All real relationships require shared resources. So Moriya will provide Hakurei, with worshipers, faith, and actual gods. Hakurei will provide Moriya with... I dunno additional land. Merger? More like takeover, sorry Reimu.

What if THE FLOOR WAS LAVA!!!
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 16, 2012, 04:17:13 AM
What if THE FLOOR WAS LAVA!!!
Then Utsuho would be very, very happy. Everyone else, considerably less so, especially Cirno and Letty. Reimu would set out to figure out whodunnit and probably beat up a few youkai before getting tired and falling in the lava. Utsuho'd probably be the only survivor so Touhou 14 would be about her and... uh... ...hrm. Well, Touhou 14 would probably be a very boring game. People would get kind of upset over that and ZUN may receive a few angry letters demanding their money back for a game with nothing but Okuu flying over lava. Naturally some people would consider it a pretty darn innovative idea, because some people will support just about anything. We may end up seeing the emergence of a new sub-genre of games where "nothing happens" as a result.

In conclusion, this would be a very boring idea. Let's not flood Gensokyo with lava; indie gaming can only suffer from it. :/

...That or Yukari would be like, "LOL GODMODE BITCHES!" and manipulate the boundary between hot and cold to make everything okay again.

What if Touhou were more like Tetris? :D
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 16, 2012, 08:07:00 AM
Your character would stay at the bottom firing Tetris pieces upwards, trying to make squares with the oppenents pieces causing them to dissapear and not hit you. All the qhile trying to barricade your opponents to prevent them moving.

What if Reimu and Sanae traded lives for a week.
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Post by: game2011 on August 16, 2012, 12:19:19 PM
Sanae becomes money hungry due to living a life of poverty.

What if Yuyuko drank laxative?
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Post by: Imosa on August 16, 2012, 02:31:33 PM
What if Yuyuko drank laxative?
Yuyuko: But Youmu I'm hungry!
Youmu: God no, that will only make things worse.
Yuyuko: *fart*
Youmu: Dear God, not even death can save us from this torture.

What if all of Touhou was just another chapter in The Legend of Zelda
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Post by: game2011 on August 16, 2012, 03:38:08 PM
It turns out that Skull Kid, wearing the Majora's Mask, is actually the true mastermind behind the invasion of the moon.  You know he wants to crash it onto the planet.

What if Iku's nostrils can be used as a plug hole?

EDIT: Edited my answer, because I mistakenly thought the Lunarians invaded Gensokyo, when it's actually Yakuri leading an invasion to the moon.
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Post by: fondue on August 16, 2012, 04:50:18 PM
The device which used Iku will explode.


What if Touhou and Gensokyo was real?
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Post by: game2011 on August 16, 2012, 04:54:24 PM
Pretty much nobody in the outside knows that Gensokyo exists anyway.

What if Renko is actually Reimu's twin sister (assuming that they are the same age) who got separated at birth?
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Post by: Error on August 18, 2012, 07:54:29 PM
Wouldn't it be Renko Hakurei or Reimu Usami then?
Or perhaps Renko = Reimu, much like Maribel = Yukari (according to some, anyways)

What if ZUN was actually the 4th deva?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 18, 2012, 08:47:20 PM
Then everything that gives off heat will automatically kill us.           What if Touhou was on the Wii?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 19, 2012, 01:10:53 AM
It would become over nine-thousand times harder... at least for me  :derp:

What if Marisa bought a bicycle from Rinnosuke and used it to fly around instead of her broom?
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Post by: I have no name on August 19, 2012, 01:15:52 AM
What if Touhou was on the Wii?
Someone on SRL actually played StB 1-1 with a Wii Wheel.

What if Marisa bought a bicycle from Rinnosuke and used it to fly around instead of her broom?
Then she's free to use her broom as a melee weapon, which works perfectly until she duels Kyouko broom to broom.

What if Suika adjusted the density of universes?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 19, 2012, 01:31:22 AM
We would all be squashed alive.

What if Reimu and Marisa and Sakuya never existed?
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Post by: I have no name on August 19, 2012, 01:40:35 AM
What if Reimu and Marisa and Sakuya never existed?
Mima and Yuuka would have been a main playable characters until they were dropped in favor of Youmu and Sanae later.

What if Mokou and Kaguya decided to stop fighting for a change of pace for a while?
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Post by: Error on August 19, 2012, 01:54:23 AM
Canon.
Or, they'd get bored and start fighting again.

What if Rin Satsuki never appeared in EoSD because Flandre killed her?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 19, 2012, 01:55:58 AM
Then Flandre got a big bad knife in the ass by sakuya for being a bad girl.
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Post by: LadyScarlet on August 19, 2012, 01:59:14 AM
Then Chuck Norris successfully beat Meiling's story mode in IaMP.

What if Gensokyo is the afterlife, and everyone in there died in the human world and began living a new life?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 19, 2012, 02:01:22 AM
I would kill Chen. Cirno, Hina, Mystia and other second stage bosses.

I hate second stage bosses!

What if Touhou was "manlified".
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Post by: game2011 on August 19, 2012, 09:37:32 AM
Everyone swaps genders.

What if Parsee beats Yuugi in an arm wrestling match with no effort?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on August 19, 2012, 03:03:47 PM
Possibly Parsee loses her title of the most jealous person in Gensokyo to Yuugi? That would also mean paru-paru gets replaced with Yuugi-Yuugi?

What if you realized that cosplayer you met at your nearest anime convention was a real 2hu girl? (you may use your favorite 2hu girl for the answer)
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 19, 2012, 03:51:53 PM
Me: "....Oh bollocks. That was 'miji wasn't it?"


What if Reimu took up the hobby of making Let's Plays to put on Nico/Youtube?
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Post by: LadyScarlet on August 19, 2012, 06:31:38 PM
"This is the only episode of Let's Play <insert game here>, 'cause I'm too busy (read: lazy) to make any more."

What if Flandre saw Sakuya knifing Meiling through the window?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 19, 2012, 07:04:13 PM
She wouldn't Sakuya would stop time and be back in position before anyone was any the wiser. In the worst case scenario she decides that looks like fun and Meiling suddenly has shift change.

What if Kourindou actually had steady business?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 19, 2012, 09:23:41 PM
What if Kourindou actually had steady business?

The rising importance of the economy would force youkai into getting jobs. Then again, Sakuya does mention people from the human village making the mansion's furniture in IN, so there's probably some sort of economy in Gensokyo already. And other shops than Kourindou. I guess Rinnosuke just sucks as his job. :)

He'd probably sport some extra bling, one way or another. >_>



What if Yukari became a shrine maiden and started exorcising youkai?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 20, 2012, 02:32:39 AM
Then she'd have to start exercising to get ready to do some exorcising. (Haha, I just don't know when to stop with the puns, do I?)



What If....
Suika started doing Let's Plays?
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Post by: Error on August 20, 2012, 02:40:41 AM
Dammit, ninja'd. I had it all typed up too.


I'm thinking a drunk, female Raocow, if anything.

What if the reason Yukari sleeps so much was because of an endless hangover?
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Post by: teefa85 on August 20, 2012, 03:26:10 AM
She would be calling Suika every time she's not asleep to get more of the most potent sake in the land.

What if Yukari made it rain yen in front of the Hakurei Shrine when Reimu was watching?
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Post by: game2011 on August 20, 2012, 03:27:14 AM
Reimu rejoices, only to go in a fit of rage after finding out those are chocolate coins and counterfeit money.

What if... Reimu: Mass Attack?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 20, 2012, 08:02:13 AM
Okay, why are there so many little Reimus? That's Suika's thing.


What If....
Chen decided to pick up the idea of making Let's Plays as well, after sitting in on one of Ran's?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 20, 2012, 02:58:52 PM
She would rant on how Ran dusnt luv her anymur and how life is unfair cuz ran never let chen play the vidya gamezorsss

What if Mima decides to blow up every single thing in Gensokyo, for being left out
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Post by: game2011 on August 20, 2012, 03:39:43 PM
The series ends after that.

What if the fairy maids of SDM led a successful rebellion against their superiors?
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Post by: Error on August 20, 2012, 05:33:25 PM
They would forget why they were rebelling in the first place, and go back to being maids.

What if Miko was actually male?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 20, 2012, 07:27:17 PM
He would then actually be valid History and dissapear from Gensokyou.
What if our world is actually the Inside World?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on August 21, 2012, 01:22:34 AM
That wouldn't mean there are no other "outside worlds" outside of Gensokyo - there would still be another "outside world" where Rinnosuke gets all his stuff and where Maribel and Renko live in, which means there must be another world so identical to ours - possibly a parallel universe? As for our world, which is now the inside world, that would make entry to Gensokyo much easier than we thought.

What if Maribel and Renko time-traveled through Gensokyo and screwed things up to cause multiple time paradoxes?
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Post by: Error on August 21, 2012, 04:42:17 AM
Yukari can fix it. Probably.
Or perhaps Kaguya can.

What if Ran renounced her shikigami status?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 21, 2012, 04:54:40 AM
What if Ran renounced her shikigami status?
Then Yukari'd be upset that she ran off. (lol zomg u c wut I did thar?)

What if Touhou had been about potato farming?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 21, 2012, 05:40:47 AM
Then the Aki sisters would be the main characters.

What If....
There was a Squid Youkai?
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Post by: SirChaotick on August 21, 2012, 07:06:29 AM
Marine Benefit would get a Phantasm boss. (does it have one? I have no idea)

What if humans regarded youkai as a delicacy like youkai regard humans?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 21, 2012, 08:18:15 AM
What If....
There was a Squid Youkai?

Gah, can't believe I missed this question. XD



What if humans regarded youkai as a delicacy like youkai regard humans?

We'd all be eating Cirno-ice cream in the summer to keep cool and drinking Okuu-tea in winter to keep warm. ^-^



What if Reimu became an atheist?
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Post by: fondue on August 21, 2012, 10:14:41 AM
She would lose her BALLS

What if Rumia beat Yukari?
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Post by: game2011 on August 21, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
She'd dine on her afterwards.

What if Ichirin punches MUCH harder and faster than Unzan?
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Post by: DNAbc on August 21, 2012, 02:09:53 PM
Unzan becomes the hitbox and we have an even easier win.


What if everyone lost their hats?
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Post by: game2011 on August 21, 2012, 03:57:16 PM
They'll go for masks instead.

What if Bunbunmaru goes bankrupt?
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Post by: Xeurian on August 21, 2012, 04:19:46 PM
Only Aya would care.

What if Parsee got her own game?
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Post by: PhantasmStardust on August 21, 2012, 04:21:38 PM
Aya will become Hatate

What if the Moriya's + Kanako never came to Gensokyo
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Post by: fondue on August 21, 2012, 05:13:38 PM
MoF would never have happened.


What if Momiji turned out to be a dinosaur?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 21, 2012, 05:27:40 PM
Aya and Hatate would be found bisected in half.

What if there was a Touhou vs Capcom?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 21, 2012, 08:17:11 PM
That would be awesome, but some Touhous will probably be nerfed.

What if Yukari sleepwalked?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 21, 2012, 09:35:00 PM
Yukari breaks the fourth wall.

What if you were able to get a wish to kill one touhou character?

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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 21, 2012, 09:45:12 PM
I'd use it on one of the fairies, because they respawn.
Then I'd watch the fun as they try to figure out what the heck happened.


What if you saw Momiji working as the security guard where you worked?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 21, 2012, 09:51:32 PM
I say to her "Are you a White Wolf tengu?"

What if Daiyousei beaten Cirno in a Danmaku fight?
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Post by: fondue on August 21, 2012, 09:52:52 PM
Daiyousei would become the strongest and Cirno would still try to keep her title.


What if Yukkuris were canon?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 21, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
 Yuyoko would be very sad cause shes likes eating Yukkuris


What if Eirin developed Cancer and spread it to the world outside Gensokyo?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 22, 2012, 12:14:53 AM
What if Eirin developed Cancer and spread it to the world outside Gensokyo?
Then I'd have to ask who invented the eleven other signs...



What if Reimu followed Komachi around and picked up the coins she uses as danmaku to fill her offertory box?
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Post by: game2011 on August 22, 2012, 03:44:08 AM
Komachi snickers as the shrine maiden takes away those counterfeit coins.

What if Aya fell off a cliff and got hurt?
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Post by: Araceli Caralyz on August 22, 2012, 04:47:51 AM
She'd tie Momiji to a sleigh and make her carry her during the paper route.

What if...

Cirno was not The Strongest?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 22, 2012, 05:03:45 AM
Cirno was not The Strongest?
Isn't that the case already? ^^;
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Post by: game2011 on August 22, 2012, 05:24:21 AM
She'd tie Momiji to a sleigh and make her carry her during the paper route.

What if...

Cirno was not The Strongest?
The joke to my question is that Aya can fly, so her falling off the cliff and getting hurt doesn't make sense, unless her wings are hurt and can't fly, which isn't the case here.  But then, I never mentioned the last part...

Anyway, since the poster above didn't have a "what if" question...

What if Futo is the one who got adapted to modern day stuff and Miko is the one who is clumsy when it comes to those?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 22, 2012, 05:43:19 AM
Anyway, since the poster above didn't have a "what if" question...
I wasn't answering the question, just pointing out that the "what if" wasn't really a "what if" so much as a "what is". Kinda like, "What if Reimu were a shrine maiden?" or something like that. :)
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Post by: game2011 on August 22, 2012, 07:49:59 AM
I wasn't answering the question, just pointing out that the "what if" wasn't really a "what if" so much as a "what is". Kinda like, "What if Reimu were a shrine maiden?" or something like that. :)
Sorry for the misunderstanding...

Anyway, I'll answer that Cirno question.

Then Touhou 12.8 would never happen due to her not being strong and having low self-esteem of herself, thinking that she would never win the war and thus did not participate in it.

My question again...

What if Futo is the one who got adapted to modern day stuff and Miko is the one who is clumsy when it comes to those?
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Post by: draganuv15 on August 22, 2012, 06:24:23 PM
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS ON MY HEAD?!?!"

What if Reimu used her powers through pins? TWEWY Style ;D
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Post by: Araceli Caralyz on August 22, 2012, 08:19:14 PM
The joke to my question is that Aya can fly, so her falling off the cliff and getting hurt doesn't make sense, unless her wings are hurt and can't fly, which isn't the case here.  But then, I never mentioned the last part...

Oh, but I did understand your joke ^_^

And I enjoyed it so much I decided to throw my own spin on it which resulted in another nonsense scenario.

And now, back to the program.

If Reimu used pins, she'll also begin accept this form of currency to her donation box for no one to donate to :/

What if...

Suwako never lost the war?

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Post by: EthanSilver on August 22, 2012, 09:44:45 PM
Suwako never lost the war?

There would be no Sanae! NO SANAE! YESSSS!!! OH F YES!!! I don't care how these two events relate, just give me my moment of happiness willya?

...Fine, it's not much of an answer if I just spout random nonsense as a reply.

Ultimately Kanako was the one who moved the shrine to Gensokyo. Suwako just went along with it. Without losing the Great Suwa War and having Kanako take over, Suwako would still be in control of her shrine and it would have probably stayed in the outside world (the wiki implies Suwako was reluctant at first, so it's doubtful she'd ever consider moving to Gensokyo on her own). Which means no Sanae in Touhou. There. :)



What if the Aki sisters won the Great Suwa War? (Hey, they're goddesses too!)
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Post by: PhantasmStardust on August 22, 2012, 09:59:34 PM
(Well the Suwa war was outside Gensokyo but whatever....I think?) The Aki Sisters would have become Bosses with Minoriko being the EX Boss due to her younger sister status, Gensokyo would become overflowed with Autumn and there would be way too many potatoes and Reimu and other Protags would have to face Autumn themed bosses by eating them, oh and popularity yeah that...
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What if T.Miko participated in the 5th Holy Grail war?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 24, 2012, 11:15:53 AM
Then Ten Desires would have become Two Wishes.

What if Youmu's Ghost Half could speak?
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Post by: nicholashin on August 24, 2012, 11:30:39 AM
Then it is not a ghost  :)

What if Utsuho became a god?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on August 24, 2012, 02:55:22 PM
Utsuho would become that sun god she swallowed (forgot his name), then she would burn down the whole world.

What if Marisa became main character(as in replacing Reimu)?
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Post by: Xeurian on August 24, 2012, 02:58:22 PM
Utsuho would become that sun god she swallowed (forgot his name), then she would burn down the whole world.

What if Marisa became main character(as in replacing Reimu)?

Then Reimu would get the game icons but Marisa would get the start screen background.

What if Parsee moved out of the underground?
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Post by: game2011 on August 24, 2012, 03:36:46 PM
She builds a bridge over a river and does her job as a bridge princess again.

What if Touhou toys/action figures appear in the Toy Story series?



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Post by: teefa85 on August 24, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
There'd be danmaku fights between the figurines in the background.

What if Suika and Yuugi had a drinking contest?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 24, 2012, 04:43:52 PM
What if Suika and Yuugi had a drinking contest?
Oh they surely do. They're both oni after all. But if they got really serious about it?

As far as I know, oni can't drink too much. As in, it just doesn't happen. Ever. A lot of sake would be required and guess what? Suika just happens to have the power to gather that sort of thing. Luckily, despite having a limitless constitution and literally all the sake in the world at their disposal, their stomachs aren't bottomless. Which is why Suika will eventually win, as Yuugi gorges herself with sake and fills up - she can't change her size, after all. Or change the density of the sake in her belly.

The only unanswered question left is, where does this leave Parsee (http://i.imgur.com/SbfLx.jpg)?



So. Touhou and Katamari-Damacy. Go.
I know that's technically not a question...
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Post by: DNAbc on August 24, 2012, 04:59:58 PM
So. Touhou and Katamari-Damacy. Go.
I know that's technically not a question...

It's not.

But whatever.

Reimu and Marisa would probably be the protags once again, and while you will lose the ability to shoot bullets, you get to drag along with you the Gap Hag (Reimu Option) or a Kappatech Vacuum Machine (Mari Option) and must collect a certain amount of bullets to advance the stage.

How do you die? Well, the boss will be running all over the screen and if you run into it you die, or if your hitbox touch any bullets that aren't covered by the option.

.....This might work.
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Post by: Xeurian on August 24, 2012, 05:01:54 PM
A massive ball full of faeries, rabbits, frozen frogs, ghosts, humans, armpits and pure unrefined moe.

What if full scale war broke out in Gensokyo with more explosions than ever before?
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Post by: fondue on August 24, 2012, 05:15:59 PM
Byakuren would get depressed and try to stop the war, and Shiki would send all the humans and youkai who did the explosions to heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll...


What if The PC-98 series and the Windows series got morphed together and there were even duplicates of characters?
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Post by: Tengukami on August 24, 2012, 05:27:34 PM
Reimu 2.0 to Reimu 0.3: "Yo, what is up with that hair??"

What if religion was abolished in Gensokyo and it became a socialist republic?
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Post by: fondue on August 24, 2012, 05:30:18 PM
Kanako and Suwako and all the other gods would DIE. (They are the gods of a religion and if a religion loses all of it's followers then the gods of it don't exist.)


What if Nitori invented a time machine?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 24, 2012, 07:08:29 PM
What if Nitori invented a time machine?
She'd show it off to Marisa. Only to have libyans Sanae attack her for stealing plutonium from her being a youkai. Marisa escapes the carnage in the time machine and finds herself in 1955 1955. After exploring this past Gensokyo, she inadvertantly stops her parents from getting together and must now depend on the younger Nitori of that time to help her make things right and return to the present. Ultimately some nonsense involving the SDM's clocktower being struck by lightning comes up and she ends up back in current-day Gensokyo. It becomes a major hit in theaters and two sequels end up being made.

Also, something about some sports almanac. I dunno.



What if the spellcard rules never existed?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on August 24, 2012, 09:48:51 PM
There would be no Windows era (or at least, a bunch of the characters wouldn't have ditched Touhou).

What if Kaguya and Mokou teamed up?
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Post by: TheMasterOfZen on August 25, 2012, 12:20:02 AM
IN extra stage would of probably never existed.

What if Yuuka planted the seed of destruction and gensokyo blows up but Yuuka still lives?
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Post by: fondue on August 25, 2012, 12:50:27 AM
Yuuka would get depressed because she has no-oni to beat up.

What if the touhou girls joined this forum?
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Post by: highzealot on August 25, 2012, 01:31:44 AM
They would express a range of emotions ranging from good and bad directed at the members of this forum.

What if a Space Marine of the Space Wolves Chapter got into a drinking contest with Suika but didn't bother to say that Sake can't even begin to get him drunk?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 25, 2012, 01:36:13 AM
We'd be sitting there for quite a while I tell you what.

What if Seiga was going to 'Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse'?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 25, 2012, 01:54:14 AM
I'd start ranting about pointless things until she gets bored of waiting for her answer.
"You see, the reason that so and so and blah blah blah, is because of the blah blah... and etc etc... and in conclusion, it's all a Moriya Shrine conspiracy."

What if Yukari wasn't fooling around?
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Post by: DNAbc on August 25, 2012, 02:40:46 AM
Moonbitches have their asses handed over, but before that PCB would've been successful and everyone dies.

What if Kaguya and Mokou switched personalities?
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Post by: game2011 on August 25, 2012, 04:30:35 AM
Cheerful, enthusiastic, and outgoing Mokou is so cute!  Serious Kaguya, on the other hand, will get some time getting used to.

What if Solomon Grundy and Yoshika meet?
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Post by: EthanSilver on August 25, 2012, 11:26:15 PM
What if Solomon Grundy and Yoshika meet?
They would presumably have tea and crumpets while gathered around a table discussing the finer points of fictional social politics. As all undead do.



What if Seiga opened a hole through one of Yukari's gaps which, itself, leads into Seiga's hole?
...God that sounded wrong...
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Post by: fondue on August 25, 2012, 11:32:26 PM
PARADOX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

What if Yukari goes to beyond the universe through one of her gaps and she broke the boundaries of all the universes while she's at it?
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Post by: Error on August 26, 2012, 01:40:42 AM
Complete chaos.
Or the end of everything. Take your pick.

What if the Tengu were a bunch of avid gamers?
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Post by: game2011 on August 26, 2012, 09:20:08 AM
They put all speed runners and competitive runners to shame.

What if Parsee got knocked off her bridge by a goat that she stopped from crossing over?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 26, 2012, 07:31:12 PM
The goat would be jealous that she didn't fall to her death and Parsee would have to try and out jealous a stubborn old goat.

What if Suwako and Kanako switched animal motifs?
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Post by: Raikaria on August 26, 2012, 07:34:57 PM
They put all speed runners and competitive runners to shame.

What if Parsee got knocked off her bridge by a goat that she stopped from crossing over?

This is Gensokyo, she's just fly back up.

What if Touhou didn't become a danmaku game and stayed like HRtP?

EDIT:

Ninja'ed

The goat would be jealous that she didn't fall to her death and Parsee would have to try and out jealous a stubborn old goat.

What if Suwako and Kanako switched animal motifs?

Suwako would be behind all the conspiracies.

Same question.
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Post by: game2011 on August 30, 2012, 03:33:09 AM
Yin-yang orbs show up more often in fandom.

What if the people at Area 51 has contact with Gensokyo?
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Post by: Dexter on August 30, 2012, 06:40:33 AM
What if Yuki, Mima, Rika, etc came back?

What if the Lunarian invasion was actually a success?
Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 30, 2012, 05:20:58 PM
Yin-yang orbs show up more often in fandom.

What if the people at Area 51 has contact with Gensokyo?
Conspiracy theories go wild and enough begin to believe them about everything that travel to our world becomes plausible. Also trolling from some of the usual suspects.
What if Yuki, Mima, Rika, etc came back?
Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V
The characters they used to be wouldn't be the characters they are now and there'd be no end of discussions about whether they're amnesiac or from an alternate universe.

What if the Youkai Mountain was actually a Youkai?
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Post by: game2011 on August 31, 2012, 04:09:58 AM
We get out first true giantess in the series!  Assuming that it's a woman, that is...

What if Ran is allergic to cats?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on August 31, 2012, 10:46:21 AM
We get out first true giantess in the series!  Assuming that it's a woman, that is...

Folks like Iwanaga-hime yo. Mountain spirits and all that jazz.

As for the question...Well, she'd obviously have to use a hazmat suit or something.

What If...
You found Rumia raiding your fridge and acting like a general fratboy?
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Post by: lightdreamer on August 31, 2012, 10:51:58 AM
Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V

What do you mean?
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Post by: fondue on August 31, 2012, 11:26:01 AM
I would beat her and make her buy some more food for me  BV


What if Eirin created a drug where your subconscious and mind were sealed off from anyone else reading it?
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Post by: game2011 on August 31, 2012, 12:12:20 PM
Visit Satori and see what her reaction is.

What if I told you that Koishi, with her ability activated, is sitting on your lap right this very moment?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 31, 2012, 01:56:29 PM
How would you know?

What if the Saigyou Ayakeshi was a peach tree?
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Post by: Error on August 31, 2012, 02:59:07 PM
I highly doubt Koishi would be incorporeal...but anyways...

Tenshi is now Yuyuko.
She steals spring because she's bored.
Assuming she gets Yuyuko's ability, she also kills a prominent figure, like Reimu or Marisa.
Not sure on who would be the extra boss, in this case.


What if 12-21-2012 is when Youkai invade the outside?
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Post by: DNAbc on August 31, 2012, 04:00:05 PM
Best day ever.


What if everyone in Gensokyo are actually straight
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Post by: Raikaria on August 31, 2012, 08:05:34 PM
Best day ever.


What if everyone in Gensokyo are actually straight

Rinnosuke is one lucky man. Or unlucky when they find out he's a harem king.

What if fairies were smart?
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Post by: fondue on August 31, 2012, 08:15:36 PM
I would be continuing on stage 2 TD.


What if Gensokyo had the exact same incident as the walking dead?
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on August 31, 2012, 11:53:20 PM
Yoshikas, Yoshikas everywhere.

What if Murasa sank the Titanic?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on August 31, 2012, 11:55:53 PM
It'd drive the consipiracy nuts crazy, they'd never figure it out.

What if the SDM was a band?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 01, 2012, 12:03:11 AM
It'd drive the consipiracy nuts crazy, they'd never figure it out.

What if the SDM was a band?

It'd be some sort of symphonic metal and Flandre would be an absolute beast on the drums when she wasn't decapitating front-row groupies.

What if Alice branched out her doll schtick to tabletop minis like Warhammer?
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Post by: Error on September 01, 2012, 03:55:31 AM
She would use da orks and spehss mahreens to take over Gensokyo, assuming they don't kill each other first. Or something.

What if da the books in da the SDM library were small gateways to other fictional worlds?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 01, 2012, 04:08:51 AM
A few doujin works explored that I think. But as for an answer...
Well, I'd be trying to get there via one, of course.


What if you woke up to find Momiji sleeping next to you?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 01, 2012, 04:43:44 AM
What if you woke up to find Momiji sleeping next to you?
Muhahaha ^-^

So anyway. If I scratch her belly, will her leg start doing do that thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg5VXnLiE80) where it kicks uncontrollably? I intend to figure that one out. Also wether she'll start "running" if she's dreaming - which could be an awkward issue to work through I 'spose...

 And several other things that may not be very forum-appropriate. >_>



What if you woke up to find Rinnosuke Mannosuke sleeping next to you?
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Post by: Error on September 01, 2012, 05:14:46 AM
I would be quite disturbed.
Then, I would hope he can understand English.
If he can't and I'm somehow in Gensokyo...
I'M SCREWED
Otherwise he's probably screwed.

What if someone messed up Yuka's garden and bolted, but the only other person nearby was you?
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Post by: Ikari on September 01, 2012, 05:45:35 AM
I'd take a nearby flower and eat it in front of her while laughing maniacally. Either it creeps her out hard enough, or she kills me. I mean, if I'm going to suffer the consequences of what I haven't done, might as well do it right?

What if Reimu got sick of Sanae's becoming playable and sealed her away with Flandre for a full day?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on September 02, 2012, 01:09:54 AM
Sakuya returns as a playable character. Woohoo!! (not to mention that Sanae will likely appear as the extra stage (or the super-secret phantasm stage) boss for that game)

What if, from the above mentioned scenario, it turns out that Sanae tamed Flandre and started another incident that Reimu cannot solve?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 02, 2012, 03:36:15 AM
Well if Reaimu can't solve it, no one said that Marisa or Sakuya couldn't. So anyways, for the first time ever Reimu is not playable in a main game  :D no limelight for you Reimu! Then Reimu gets annoyed after the incident and seals all playables away until she feels better...or Mima starts making profit by teaching everyone how to break out of a seal in <1 month.

What if the Kirisames had a little family reunion?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 04:16:54 AM
Marisa would argue a bit with her parents about magic. Also if said scenario happens at her house, this will happen;

Marisa's parents: Your house... It's so messy. There's piles of random stuff lying around everywhere!
Marisa: Errr, I know but-
Marisa's parents: We're... we're so proud of you  :qq:

What if Meiling grew a mustache?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 02, 2012, 04:24:06 AM
This, of course. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1012456/) (Danbo warnin' and all that.)

What if you adopted two sisters via the internet, and those girls turned out to be the Scarlet Sisters?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 04:41:16 AM
I'd freak out in absolute joy, go buy a maid costume, put it on and BECOME SAKUYA.
It will probably be creepy since I'm a guy.

Anyway what if you randomly went to McDonald's and saw Letty stuffing herself?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 02, 2012, 08:18:46 AM
I'd freak out in absolute joy, go buy a maid costume, put it on and BECOME SAKUYA.
It will probably be creepy since I'm a guy.

Anyway what if you randomly went to McDonald's and saw Letty stuffing herself?
Kamen No Maid Guy, eh? I really need to watch that anyhow.

As for Letty, that's easy. Just tell the clerk "I'll have what she's having.", and proceed to do the same!

What if...
You woke up to find Adult Cirno(Not Cirno-nee, but an actual, grown-up Cirno. With all that implies.) sleeping next to you?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 08:22:42 AM
You woke up to find Adult Cirno(Not Cirno-nee, but an actual, grown-up Cirno. With all that implies.) sleeping next to you?

1) I groan because I'm cold, push her out of the bed and go back to sleep.
2) I take pictures and sell them
3) Kidnap her and sell her on Ebay / Amazon / Whatever
4) Wait until she wakes up, become best friends forever

It's like a choose your own adventure, except you're choosing mine.

What if there's new neighbors moving in next to your house, and it's actually THE MYOUREN CREW!?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 02, 2012, 08:37:21 AM
Easy, play The Wilson (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/HomeImprovement) for them, and dispense sage advice when they need it.
Well, ignoring the fact that Byakuren herself would probably end up doing the same for me in the process. :V

What if...
You found Mystia working as the barkeep at the local pub?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 08:45:05 AM
You found Mystia working as the barkeep at the local pub?

Very simple: I'd become an alcoholic.

What if you met Wriggle in a forest, surrounded by a big swarm of various bugs?    Note: Her attitude is friendly, she's actually trying to be nice to you.
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 02, 2012, 08:48:55 AM
Try and figure out how she can control all those bugs so easily, then see about dragging her off for some drinks.


What if...
You found out that Rumia was working at the local butcher shop, and was actually doing a damn good job of it?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 08:55:34 AM
Buy meat, all the meat! Invite her to eat it with me and organize a huge BBQ party! (Because meat is awesome, Rumia is awesome and parties are awesome)

What if...
You met Yuugi in a bar, drunk (obviously) and challenging you to an arm wrestling contest. If you win, you get her legendary sake cup, which improves the quality of every drink poured in it. (By the way, that's what it does in canon) If you lose... well you know.
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on September 02, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
I'd refuse point blank... only to be forced to play against her anyway and break my arm during the competition :ohdear: Help me Eirin!

What if you got involved in a car accident, got taken to the nearby hospital, and found out that the doctor treating you was Eirin? She does not understand any Earth languages at all and she apparently does not know anything about insurances, then she is asking you to pay her in cash (which is, needless to say, beyond your payable amount)
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 04:15:44 PM
I'd refuse point blank... only to be forced to play against her anyway and break my arm during the competition :ohdear: Help me Eirin!

What if you got involved in a car accident, got taken to the nearby hospital, and found out that the doctor treating you was Eirin? She does not understand any Earth languages at all and she apparently does not know anything about insurances, then she is asking you to pay her in cash (which is, needless to say, beyond your payable amount)

I would try to get free treatment by putting on bunny ears and try to convince her I'm Reisen by going ''Pew pew'' at random people using my index.

What if Seiga suddenly appeared in your room through a hole she made in your wall and explained herself simply by saying ''Wassup?'' You do not see Yoshika around, but expect her to be outside, if the screams of the neighbor going ''AAAAAAAH IT'S A ZOMBIIIIIE!!!'' are what you think they are.
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Post by: crystalgreatsword on September 02, 2012, 10:02:43 PM
Depend on the circumstance of what I'm doing at the moment. If I'm doing my homework, I'd try to get her to help me. If I'm changing, I'd kick her out. If I'm playing Touhou, well... I dunno.

What if you're playing PCB Phantasm, when all of a sudden, Yukari reaches out and pulls you into the battle?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 02, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
What if you're playing PCB Phantasm, when all of a sudden, Yukari reaches out and pulls you into the battle?
That's not supposed to happen? Holy shit. :o



What if Kanako and the kappa complete their plan to bring nuclear fusion to Gensokyo?
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Post by: fondue on September 02, 2012, 11:20:05 PM
More Ruukotos wull be made!

What if Reimu one day finally gets a regular donater?
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Post by: Ikari on September 02, 2012, 11:30:17 PM
She'll stop being a moody bitch and she'll become friendly, creating the first incident in which Reimu won't be playable.

What if Marisa came back to her house one day and Alice had cleaned it up completely?
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Post by: fondue on September 02, 2012, 11:56:22 PM
Marisa would take her out on a date...

What if Shikieiki was beat by Rumia in a fight?
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Post by: Error on September 03, 2012, 01:20:01 AM
Eiki was just going easy on her.

What if the Kappa were frequent attendees of PAX?
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Post by: game2011 on September 03, 2012, 04:24:49 AM
Expect to see technological stuff  you don't usually see there.

What if ZUN confirms that the fanon portrayal of the series exists in Touhou canon in the form of an alternate universe, much like the multiverse concept found in Marvel, DC, etc.?
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Post by: Ikari on September 03, 2012, 04:37:10 AM
Dayum, Yukari, you sure are putting a lot of effort just to get the shipping you want.

What if someone discovered the actual Hakurei Shrine and found out how to reach Gensokyo, and nobody else but you knew about that? (Somehow)
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 03, 2012, 04:48:44 AM
Simple, I'd track the bugger down, and make him or her take me with when they go! Problem solved.

What If...
Rumia suddenly proposed to you? (It's Gensokyo yo, the women be top of the heap there. :V)
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Post by: Ikari on September 03, 2012, 04:56:48 AM
Screw the fact I'm gay, I'm totally saying yes.

1) She (probably?) won't try to eat me

2) She's adorable and you know it.

3) Darkness control = no more hot summer days, only cool summer nights *u*

What if all the youkai in Gensokyo were transported to our world because of Touhou fans? (As everything that is not believed in is sent in Gensokyo)
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Post by: fondue on September 03, 2012, 08:49:41 AM
I COULD DIE HAPPILY


What if Komachi punished Shikieiki and got away away with it?
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Post by: Ikari on September 03, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
Shikieiki would be flustered and it would be a MOE OVERDOOOOSE :getdown:

What if Futo's boat interested more and more people and she started giving people boat rides?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 03, 2012, 02:35:11 PM
Then Murasa, in a fit of her shipghost nature, sinks it.

What if....
You found Murasa in the local pub, trying to drink herself silly after said fit?
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Post by: Ikari on September 03, 2012, 05:02:50 PM
I'd drown myself in alcohol with her and cheer her up before she sinks in sorrow.

What if you came back home and found Nazrin after she's eaten all your food?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 03, 2012, 06:31:38 PM
I'd hide her dowsing rods until she compensated me, no rods equals no work equals no treasure.

What if you found Flandre lost in your garden?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 03, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
I'd hide her dowsing rods until she compensated me, no rods equals no work equals no treasure.
But... no rods means no works, which means no treasure, so she wouldn't be able to compensate you until you did return her dowsing rods.

...You clever bastard. :o



What if you found Flandre lost in your garden?

Being that I live in an apartment and the "garden" is really just a concrete yard, I'd just up-end a glass of water over her through my window and hope she blows up the apartment next to mine. Get rid of that annoying kid and all that... >_>

What if Unzan were made of cotton candy?
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Post by: Ikari on September 03, 2012, 11:37:54 PM
I'd eat him. The brofists may kill me, but I wouldn't care.
Because I have a freaking huge cloud OF COTTON CANDY.


Anyway what if Touhou became National Geographic? (Or any nature show)
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Post by: Error on September 04, 2012, 01:55:11 AM
There would be plenty of documentaries about the habits, (un)lives, etc. of various Gensokyo residents.


What if Gensokyo itself was much larger, and the official works were only focused on a small part of it?
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Post by: Ikari on September 04, 2012, 01:57:11 AM
That means more things left to put in games, thus more Touhou. It's a win situation.

What if Yukari was reading this thread and used it as ideas to create incidents?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 04, 2012, 07:05:44 AM
We'd have documentariees on candy clouds and a Myouren Temple sitcom as the premise for the next game.

What if there was a Myouren Temple sitcom?
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Post by: teefa85 on September 04, 2012, 02:22:49 PM
Nue would be the character that gets into trouble due to her big ideas (in her case, pranks).  Meanwhile, Shou would have at least one episode dedicated to what happened when she drank too much at a party.

What if Yuyuko sent Youmu out to find outside world snacks?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on September 04, 2012, 02:25:43 PM
Then she'd probably end up running into me(somehow), and I'd proceed to show her the joys of many local munchables, like White Castle!

What If...
Sakuya was the Scarlet Devil, and Remi was the Perfect and Elegant Maid?
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Post by: Imosa on September 04, 2012, 03:13:42 PM
Sakuya was the Scarlet Devil, and Remi was the Perfect and Elegant Maid?
It would be weird since Sakuya is, by nature, a loyal dog to her loli obsession. The whole servant master relationship would be thrown off.

What if Gensokyo held an overcomplicated election every 4 years?
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Post by: fondue on September 04, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
Gensokyo would be more civilized and the events of PoFV would've never happened.


What if Border Of Extacy was canon?
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Post by: Ikari on September 04, 2012, 10:51:40 PM
*shudders* I'd be afraid. Oh so very afraid. Touhou 14 would be disturbing @__@

What if Touhou 14 only playable character was Sanae? (There's actually rumors of that, but none confirmed)
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 04, 2012, 11:30:35 PM
What if Touhou 14 only playable character was Sanae? (There's actually rumors of that, but none confirmed)
I will personally book a flight to Japan to stick a tanto into ZUN. Or eight. ^-^
Frankly having her playable in 14 would be reason enough to do this too...



What if Touhou 14 never came out and the series ended with TD? :(
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Post by: Ikari on September 04, 2012, 11:39:38 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No seriously I'd be extremely depressed and dead inside.

What if you could add another character to Hisoutensoku? Who would it be and what would be her fighting style?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 04, 2012, 11:59:12 PM
Kasen.

Mixture of summonable creatures, magic, and physical brawling, but with only average speed/agility and reduced defense.

One part glass cannon, one part gadget fighter.

What if the only playable character in Touhou 14 was Aya? :getdown:
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Post by: Ikari on September 05, 2012, 12:33:19 AM
I love the Kasen Idea.

And it depends: If it's another Shoot the Bullet kind, I'm happy. Very happy.

If it's an actual game, then I wouldn't mind the fact it's Aya of all people, but rather that there's only 1 character :T Unless she has multiple styles. Then that's ok.
Also I expect a special mechanic, like high speed, or pictures, or wind crap, or I dunno.

Seriously I couldn't care less about who gets back, unless it's Sakuya or Sanae. If Sanae is the only character, I'll help in the ZUN murder crusade. If Sakuya was the only character, and the game had a timestop mechanic included, I may just die of joy.

What if Yumemi came back to Gensokyo?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on September 05, 2012, 03:16:07 AM
That would mean she'll attempt to test out her probability space hypervessel again... so our next TH14 is in Phantasmagoria style! Woohoo! Looking forward to it :3


What if ZUN appeared in the next Touhou game as his real life self?
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Post by: game2011 on September 05, 2012, 03:38:58 AM
Defeating him will result in a secret code that is randomly generated, and the first person who mails him that secret code will be able to become his assistant in making Touhou games.  You only have ONE shot at trying to beat him, and he's easily the hardest boss in the series.  Failure in defeating him the first time will not result in the code appearing when you finally beat him.  The game is designed to detect your computer IP or whatever so that it will not show up on the same computer if you fail the first time.

What if you walk in on Suwako forcing Death Sauce (http://www.funkypepper.co.uk/images/hotsauce_mainb.jpg) down Kanako's throat?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 05, 2012, 04:03:21 AM
Defeating him will result in a secret code that is randomly generated, and the first person who mails him that secret code will be able to become his assistant in making Touhou games.
Out of curiosity, how's ZUN going to know you're sending him the real code if it's randomly generated? :P

What if you walk in on Suwako forcing Death Sauce (http://www.funkypepper.co.uk/images/hotsauce_mainb.jpg) down Kanako's throat?

Now that's easy. Start chanting "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" while pumping your fist in an encouraging manner. ^-^



What if Chen made Nazrin into her shikigami?

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Post by: game2011 on September 05, 2012, 04:11:08 AM
Shou comes to rescue, and Ran fights to protect Chen.  Mamizou stands at the side, rooting for Shou to win.

What if Aya finds herself bound in a room filled with traps, and in front of her is a television showing a footage of a clown doll that eerily resembles Momiji, and it is telling her to do this and that if she wants to live?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 05, 2012, 04:48:02 AM
What if Aya finds herself bound in a room filled with traps, and in front of her is a television showing a footage of a clown doll that eerily resembles Momiji, and it is telling her to do this and that if she wants to live?
lmao, I love this one.
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Post by: fondue on September 05, 2012, 09:07:09 AM
SAW AND TOUHOU TOGETHER
(or it could be SCP-993 with Momiji as the clown)

What if Touhou 14 was a regular Touhou game only with lots of playable characters, including Sakuya and Alice and some PC-98 characters were brought back?
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Post by: Error on September 05, 2012, 08:53:51 PM
Phantasmagoria...of what, though?

What if the next fighting game featured only stage 1+2 bosses? (midbosses included)
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Post by: Ikari on September 05, 2012, 09:57:43 PM
Hmm... That means we'd get; Rumia, Cirno, Letty, Chen, Wriggle, Mystia, Aki sisters, Hina, Kisume, Yamame, Parsee, Nazrin, Kogasa, Yuyuko and Kyouko.

DO. FREAKING. WANT. Seriously, you had me at Rumia.

What if Meiling took over the SDM with her manliness? (Seriously, I dare you to play as Meiling on Hisoutensoku for 5 minutes and not tell me she's the manliest thing ever)
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Post by: fondue on September 06, 2012, 12:49:20 PM
During the time no nosebleeds by Patchy and Sakuya and Flandre would happen...
What if Obama is really Mamizou in disguise?
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Post by: Raikaria on September 06, 2012, 01:15:10 PM
We'd have had the first female president instead of the first black president. And Nue would be Michelle.

What if Flandre's power was creation rather than destruction?
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Post by: game2011 on September 06, 2012, 04:08:51 PM
Sakuya is going to have a field day making a big enough room using her space manipulation to store all the toys Flandre created.

What if ZUN officially declares Tenshi the most beautiful girl in the series?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 06, 2012, 05:19:12 PM
What if ZUN officially declares Tenshi the most beautiful girl in the series?
Then we have proof the beer finally rotted through his brain. ;)

I doubt ZUN would have anything to say about her if he didn't have future plans involving Tenshi, so it may mean a sequel to SWR or her introduction in a shooter game. Maybe something done in the style of GFW but involving earthquakes and... peaches... or something?

It would also be a bit disappointing, considering Tenshi was largely a one-shot character, to see him focus on her rather than the more-important-but-still-underdeveloped characters. :/



What if ZUN got nostalgic and decided to make Touhou 14 on the PC-98?
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Post by: Raikaria on September 06, 2012, 05:43:48 PM
There would probably be more sales of the PC-98 than when it was actually relevant.

What if Yukari really WAS 18 years old?
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Post by: Ikari on September 06, 2012, 11:24:55 PM
There would be so many plotholes, Yukari would actually be called the Plothole Youkai, and have spellcards like ''Plothole sign - Lack of Continuity'' and it would have a pattern that never stays the same and would be so erratic, it would make everything explode.

The End.

What if Yuyuko clearly remembers everything from her past and is really just trolling the hell out of everybody?
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Post by: Tengukami on September 06, 2012, 11:42:22 PM
What if Yuyuko clearly remembers everything from her past and is really just trolling the hell out of everybody?

Yuyuko's story is so awesomely ridiculous that it actually wouldn't surprise me in the least if she knew all along who was under the cherry tree. It would probably cause some indignation, considering the great effort made by quite a number of them because of her. A revenge incident would be great.

By the same token, what if Byakuren just snapped one day, and waged holy war on Gensokyo?
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Post by: Ikari on September 06, 2012, 11:58:52 PM
... I... Ugh... *falls on the ground, foaming and having violent spasms before going back to normal a minute later*

Sorry, I got some... Heart-Throbbing flashbacks. It would pretty much be the Holocaust 2.0, but Reimu would end this all anyway. Yukari can make everything write with a snap of her fingers anyway.

She's pretty much Gensokyo's Ctrl + Z

What if Flandre was actually perfectly normal and Remilia kept her locked away because SHE'S the one who's unstable and doesn't want anyone to know?
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Post by: Imosa on September 07, 2012, 05:58:59 AM
What if Flandre was actually perfectly normal and Remilia kept her locked away because SHE'S the one who's unstable and doesn't want anyone to know?
I feel like the shock would be very easy to believe, and everyone would try to play off that it was obvious.

What if all spell cards suddenly turned into spelling flash cards?
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Post by: I have no name on September 07, 2012, 06:03:12 AM
Why do I need to know how to spell Kimontonkou or Syncretism "Manifestation of Mahavairocana"

What if Suwako joined Team 9?
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Post by: Ikari on September 07, 2012, 06:07:43 AM
She would facepalm so many times, her face and hands would be constantly covered in blood.

What if Cirno became a goddess?
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Post by: fondue on September 07, 2012, 08:15:15 AM
GODDESS OF 9
 
What if Satori joined your school/work place, and she liked you but you only valued her as a friend?
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Post by: Error on September 07, 2012, 10:35:53 AM
Depends on what you mean by like.
Regardless, I would be disturbed (at first) if I had a friend that could read my mind...but anyways...
If she's a stalker, I'd think of a restraining order.
Otherwise, a stray dirty thought would probably end in either scorn and embarassment, or unwanted intimacy.

What if Flandre adopted Yuyuko's personality?
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Post by: Ikari on September 07, 2012, 06:42:34 PM
I'm... not sure. Yuyuko is completely crazy in a gentle and random cloud cuckoo lander way, so I guess Flandre could actually roam free in Gensokyo?

What if... Yuyuko had Flandre's personality? (Remember the whole invoking death part)
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Post by: fondue on September 07, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
Youmu would be afraid of Yuyuko and she might as well become the hardest 6th stage boss in history...


What if Gensokyo's entire boundary collapsed.
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Post by: Ikari on September 07, 2012, 10:08:53 PM
Youkais. Youkais EVERYWHERE.

Which is awesome.

...For about 10 minutes until they eat us all :'D


Anyway, what if Tenshi had Byakuren's personality and vice-versa?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 07, 2012, 10:16:15 PM
Neither SWR or UFO would have happened because Tenshi would have been too paranoid about death and the plight of the Youkai to do more than attempt rescues and fight Shinigami. Wheras Byakuren would never have become someone who could gather the necessary followers to try and free her.

What if the Spellcard rules described a card game?
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Post by: Ikari on September 07, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
Yukari: ''And that's what Yu-Gi-Oh is!  :3''

Ran: ''...So wait,  you're telling me you bent realities and created a mini-dimension governed my kids and magic cards that summon monsters and traps just so you could watch that and pretend it's a show?''

Yukari: ''That's right, Ran!''

Ran: ''...''

What if Remilia suddenly gained the appearance of a grown woman?
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Post by: Hakurou Tengu on September 08, 2012, 12:34:48 AM
Yuyuko's story is so awesomely ridiculous that it actually wouldn't surprise me in the least if she knew all along who was under the cherry tree.

Actually, if you're interested, there's a FANTASTIC doujin (manga) about that by a circle called Personal Color. The name of the series is called "Two by this Side, Three by the Other Side". There are 4 parts, about 100 pages each, and it is the best thing I have read in a long time. All of you should really check it out... just saying... because it's geeewwwwwddd... http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Color#Two_by_this_Side.2C_Three_by_the_Other_Side_Pt.1_.282008-05-25.29 (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Color#Two_by_this_Side.2C_Three_by_the_Other_Side_Pt.1_.282008-05-25.29) (I am not skilled in the ways of making a single word a link... could someone let me know...?)
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Umm... I suppose I should answer the thing then. If Remilia looked like a grown women I'd probably never enter the Scarlet Devil Mansion again. I'd be too intimidated. I would have to also question her and her "sister's" relationship, seeing as Flandre looks the same. Sakuya would never be the same again... On a more serious note, I think Remilia would still be who she is, but those around her (or that know her) might act a bit differently towards her. Not necessarily in a bad way.

What if Shinki came back into the series? What role do you think she would play, and why would she have come back? You know you want her back, don't deny it!
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Post by: Tengukami on September 08, 2012, 12:57:29 AM
Reckon it'd be something connected to Byakuren. Like, maybe there'd be demons from Makai causing trouble on her boat, girls go to investigate, find the source leads to some previously-unknown path into Makai, and Shinki appears triumphantly to declare that one does not simply LEAVE Makai.

What if Rinnosuke turned part of his shop into an internet caf?? What would the browsing habits of different Touhous be?
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Post by: Ikari on September 08, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
Most of them would be like ''dafuq'' and never go, a few would be slightly interested (Marisa for example), and Rinnosuke would become rich because Kaguya would live there. (Kidding, kidding).

But really, as much as it sounds awesome for all the interpretations, the real Gensokyo means science is heresy, thus computers are evil, thus it'll go out of business. Sad, but true :c


What if every genders were swapped? Like, all the girls become boys, all the boys become girls. This includes Unzan, Genji, everyone!
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 08, 2012, 02:07:29 AM
This includes Unzan
When you say gender-swapped Unzan, I hear "girl bulging with rippling muscles and chest-hair". And that makes Ethan Jr. very sad. :(

Remilia could brag about being THE real Vlad Tepes rather than just his descendant; wouldn't be any more true but I'm sure it'd inflate her ego even further. I wonder how much more it'd take for it to just pop? :)

More importantly, we'd have...
(http://i.imgur.com/JcWVM.jpg)
(couldn't really find the Man-Ran picture I'm using as an avatar in a larger format, but that one too.)

Rinnosuke will become Womannosuke monthly. And it won't be pretty...

Momiji will have to change her name to Dadiji. ...Or not. Wait, a male Momiji? Nooooo.... :(

Miko'd be the proper gender, at least, consider "she"'s actually supposed to be a "he" (either that or Prince Shotaku was one heck of a convincing cross-dresser!). Frankly she makes me wonder if the Hakurei Barrier doesn't lock someone's gender to "female"; not sure how the small handful of males would fit into this though... Anyhow, I digress.

I fear for what Utsuho's "third leg" might turn into...

I'm pretty sure the "Futatsuiwa" bit about Mamizou would've taken an entirely more terrifying form. I shudder to imagine this being used as a spellcard...

Also, Reimu's armpits? Yeah, that little joke will acquire an entirely different meaning... X_x



What if Reimu became a youkai? (Can't help but feel this was asked in some way before... My appologies if it was.)
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Post by: Ikari on September 08, 2012, 02:38:22 AM
...So I'm the only one who pretends Momiji is really a guy?

And about Reimu...

Well... I guess nothing would change.
Reimu would still have her HAX Hakurei powers.
Her shrine wouldn't repel her, as it is corrupted and doesn't hurt Youkais. (As stated in Wild and Horned Hermit)
She wouldn't get any donations, but wouldn't need food anymore, so I guess she'd be ok?
All of her friends would just shrug it off...
Aaand finally, Sanae would go like ''OH MY KANAKO, REIMU, HOW HORRIBLE OF YOU, BLABLABLA'' and Reimu would seal her away into Oblivion.

THE END.

What if Aya had compromising pictures of Yuuka? (Like her cuddling tightly with a teddy bear while sleeping, for example)
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Post by: game2011 on September 08, 2012, 07:09:51 AM
Yuuka thanks her for letting others know that she isn't as terrifying as people think she is.

What if Rinnosuke is actually the most powerful person in Gensokyo, so powerful that only the dragon god is a match for him, and he can easily wipe out a team of Eiki, Reimu, Yukari, Yuyuko, Flandre, Yuuka, and Suika in less than five seconds, using only 0.1 percent of his strength?
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Post by: Error on September 08, 2012, 08:36:35 AM
Yuuka would crush Aya and any Tengu that get in her way to get those pictures back. She has a reputation to uphold, after all!

...Oh, answered already...well, answered again.

It would explain why his store is never robbed.
I don't see how his ability would make him that obscenely overpowered, but it's Gensokyo, after all.

What if, in TH14, the Moriyans were removed from Gensokyo after an assassination attempt on Reimu?
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Post by: Ikari on September 08, 2012, 05:05:05 PM
Well, I'd miss Suwako and Kanako  :(

What if- Oh wait I forgot about Sanae! Sorry, I was too busy playing Touhou 14 with Sakuya!

What if Sakuya was STILL a vampire killer and actually lived with Remilia only to kill her, but all of the SDM realized that before she could finally achieve her goal?
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Post by: Imosa on September 08, 2012, 06:41:25 PM
What if the Spellcard rules described a card game?
Isn't it already a card game? I mean the only reason Touhous dont sit around a felt table with cowboy hats and sunglasses is because that's not a very good position to dodge spell cards from.

What if Rin Satsuki finally showed off... and was pissed?
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Post by: Ikari on September 08, 2012, 06:47:37 PM
Everyone would just ''meh''. I mean, unless she's a crazy homicidal psychopathic schizophrenic insane emotionally unstable monster, Reimu only gives fucks and drinks tea, and she's all out of fucks.

And then Yuyuko would kill her because she needs a nurse.

What if Layla Prismriver was actually Kogasa?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 08, 2012, 11:30:04 PM
What if Layla Prismriver was actually Kogasa?
The fourth Prismriver sisters? As in those musicians? lol, silly Ikari, an umbrella's not a musical instrument - that wouldn't work out. :)

...Wait...

...Oh dear lord, that's not an umbrella she's carrying around, it's an otomatone being held upside down disguised as an umbrella! COVER YOUR EARS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!



What if everyone in Gensokyo suddenly became middle-aged?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 08, 2012, 11:34:42 PM
Reimu, Marisa, and a small handful of others would look like prunes. Everyone else would look unchanged because they're already centuries old anyway. :P

What if Byakuren and Kaguya schemed to stow all of Gensokyo's hats somewhere they couldn't be found in order to put themselves on equal headgear terms with the rest of Gensokyo?
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Post by: Ikari on September 08, 2012, 11:47:29 PM
Suddenly, the entire population become Yukkuris and kill each other to wears their heads as headgear, unable to cope with the lack of hats.

Then, the mighty drunken god, ZUN, comes from heaven and brings his holiness to all of gensokyo, sharing his divine warmth and glory to all youkai and humans, bringing salvation to their lost souls...

By giving them more hats.


What if Letty decided to hold a crusade against the Myouren temple because they stole her curvy lasers?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 09, 2012, 12:41:11 AM
Everyone else would look unchanged because they're already centuries old anyway. :P
Hrm. Good point. Kinda overlooked that. lol
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Post by: game2011 on September 13, 2012, 04:08:13 PM
Winter all year-round at Myouren Temple!  It's not that fun if you think about it...

What if Reimu is confirmed for PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale, but she appears as she did in Graffiti Kingdom and is even called by the name used there, Flying Maiden?
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Post by: I have no name on September 13, 2012, 04:13:51 PM
Then we wonder why Reimu is in it but not characters like Spyro or Crash, who had very successful series (at least on PS1.....).

What if Touhou 14 had a dragon boss?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 13, 2012, 04:23:06 PM
What if Touhou 14 had a dragon boss?
Ofux, someone called Meiling "China" again. :o Well, 'bout time she makes a reappearance, at any rate...

What if Touhou 14 took place in the outside world?
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Post by: fondue on September 13, 2012, 04:27:37 PM
Human's would be the fairies and tales would spread all over the world. Mima might make a comeback.


What if Shiki-sama reveals that Komachi was her sister?
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Post by: Ikari on September 13, 2012, 08:02:00 PM
That would explain the conspiracy as to why Shikieiki keeps Komachi as her Shinigami, even if she... loses determination quickly.

What if you spotted your favorite Touhou girl grocery shopping? :V
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Post by: Raikaria on September 13, 2012, 11:27:32 PM
I'd be surprised. And also not surprised that of all of them it's Kogasa breaking the 4th wall.

What if Cirno actually beat Reimu in a spellcard duel?
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Post by: Ikari on September 13, 2012, 11:55:05 PM
Cirno would be feared across Gensokyo, becoming a Cold Divinity (See what I did there?)

Her legend would be sang all around the world, people would hear her stories far and wide!

She would become... The (9)


What if Medicine's suzuran field was mowed down by (very stupid) humans?
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Post by: teefa85 on September 14, 2012, 03:27:12 AM
We'd have some dead stupid humans.

What if, after the above happened, Medicine went to Yuuka's field to find comfort among other flowers until hers (hopefully) grew back?
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Post by: game2011 on September 14, 2012, 04:29:32 AM
Yuuka and her field all get unintentionally poisoned by Medicine.

What if Yuyuko burped loudly and rudely in the public?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 14, 2012, 04:39:39 AM
Yuugi would probably interpret it as a challenge.

What if Kasen met Thing from The Addams Family?
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Post by: Ikari on September 14, 2012, 05:58:52 AM
Yuugi would probably interpret it as a challenge.

That made me laugh so much harder than it should have.
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Post by: Aya Reiko on September 16, 2012, 07:01:15 AM
Yuugi would probably interpret it as a challenge.

What if Kasen met Thing from The Addams Family?
She's give it a bandage body.

What if Mokou and Scorpion crossed paths?
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Post by: Danmakuer on September 16, 2012, 11:19:34 AM
What if the Spellcard rules described a card game?

The bullet patterns in future Toohoo games will be unnamed, like in other shootem'ups. And nothing more will be changed.

What if some Toehoe's actually becoming a muslim? And who?
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Post by: fondue on September 16, 2012, 11:53:08 AM
A new religion would get introduced into Gensokyo. And it would be Ichirin.

What if Yukari ate Skittles?
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Post by: Ikari on September 16, 2012, 02:34:52 PM
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(
What if Yukari ate Skittles?

She's go back and forth between Gensokyo and the human world often, constantly increasing the strength of her addiction to skittles.

What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?

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Post by: EthanSilver on September 16, 2012, 03:27:16 PM
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?
Considering the very, very low quantity of males in Gensokyo, everyone's either asexual or into same-gender relationships. Which raises a very interesting question: what about the humans? It's canon that Marisa has actual parents living in the human village, IIRC, even though they're never really brought up. But what about Reimu? She's only human and only ~16-ish. Where does she come from, genealogically? And if youkai prey on humans, there'd need to be a good, fast way of replenishing the supplies, so to speak. After all, youkai outnumber humans by quite a bit in Gensokyo...

My theory is as follows: humans in Gensokyo are much like amoebas. They can replicate via budding. Given this, it is likely that there are several mini-Reimus growing out of her shoulder or something this very moment. (EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S WHAT YUKKURIS ARE!! @_@) Why budding? For one, they need to reproduce asexually due to the lack of opposite-sex partners. For another, sexual reproduction is slow: 9 months and you only get about one or sometimes two humans out of it. Youkai would drain the humans resources of Gensokyo in a few days if they replenish themselves so slowly! Budding fixes both issues, allowing for asexual reproduction en-masse and ensuring Gensokyo's youkai have food to survive indefinitely.

I should also mention that Gensokyo's pretty old a place, and if youkai have been living there seperate from the outside world for many years the human village's human supplies must have been able to replenish themselves fast enough to keep up with the youkai population's needs. It would  be empty by now, otherwise, and Gensokyo's youkai would've pretty much all starved themselves out of existence.



What if Cirno were the real goddess of the Hakurei Shrine, and all her idiocy had really just been a ruse to bolster Reimu's confidence?
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Post by: game2011 on September 16, 2012, 04:13:44 PM
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What if Mokou and Scorpion crossed paths?
Scorpion: Why can't I finish you?!  Get over here again!

Mokou: Leave me alone already, please...
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What if Cirno were the real goddess of the Hakurei Shrine, and all her idiocy had really just been a ruse to bolster Reimu's confidence?
Reimu: *shaking Cirno by the neck* How are you supposed to bolster me if I rarely ever get donations?!

What if there are fatalities in the fighting game spin-offs?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 16, 2012, 05:41:08 PM
What if there are fatalities in the fighting game spin-offs?
Not answering the question or anything, but there's actually one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJ_vDVOa-0), btw.

1- One of the characters must be Reimu and must have Fantasy Heaven in her deck.
2- The game must be on round 3 (ie, both players have lost/won a round).
3- Reimu must succesfully use Fantasy Heaven and hit 7x.
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Post by: Raikaria on September 16, 2012, 07:00:58 PM
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(
She's go back and forth between Gensokyo and the human world often, constantly increasing the strength of her addiction to skittles.

What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?

Marisa wouldn't have stolen the precious thing.

What if we suddenly removed all midbosses?
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Post by: Ikari on September 16, 2012, 07:40:22 PM
Marisa wouldn't have stolen the precious thing.

What if we suddenly removed all midbosses?

We'd have long, boring, frustrating, annoying stages full of fairies and I'd probably kill myself >:T

What if you suddenly became ZUN and could choose the next 3 playable characters in the next game? AlsoIwillmurderyouifyousayMima c:
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 16, 2012, 10:20:23 PM
Mima, Mima, and Mima   :derp:

But on a serious note, definitely not Sanae.

What if Marisa learned how to make her Master Spark curvy?
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Post by: Swiftwater on September 16, 2012, 10:29:59 PM
She'll be probably as powerful as Flandre (I hope not)

What if Zun wanted to remake a PC98 game? What would it be? :O
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Post by: Ikari on September 16, 2012, 11:31:43 PM
What if Zun wanted to remake a PC98 game? What would it be? :O

It would probably be Mystic Square, seeing how it's the one that is the most similar to the Windows Era.

The playable characters would have their new costumes and all.

Playable characters:
- Reimu
- Marisa
- Yuuka
- Who?

The bosses

- Meiling
- A new kind of youkai with a fancy feature (Ex: Kyouko's bouncing bullets)
- Alice
- Either Reimu if you're using Marisa or Yuuka, and Marisa if you're using Reimu and that other girl ZUN can't remember.
- Sakuya
- Byakuren :V
Extra: -  A stage made of only one thing: Non-stop Gengetsu Rape Time

What if ZUN stopped drinking beer?
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Post by: dragonjek on September 17, 2012, 12:04:58 AM
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What if ZUN stopped drinking beer?

He'd become sober, and wonder what the hell he's been doing since 1996. 

He'd find out what happened, look at what he made, then get so bewildered he'd need a stiff drink to keep sane.  Then he'd become addicted, get drunk again, then make another game.



If you could drop any Touhou character into any anime, which character would it be, what anime would you put her in, and why?
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Post by: Hakurou Tengu on September 17, 2012, 01:48:40 AM
If you could drop any Touhou character into any anime, which character would it be, what anime would you put her in, and why?

Flandre Scarlet in the anime Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. Why? She'd give Satoko's laugh a run for her money. Also, I just think she'd fit in. She'd try to be friends with everyone and they'd all get along, but someone eventually has to snap. She might not fit in with her wings, but, hey, no one mentioned Hanyuu's horns, what's to say they'll notice her wings?

I can see so many Rena/Flandre moments... always wanting to take her home. But in the end, something bad will always happen ;-;

Forgot my "What if..." Hmm... What if Yuuka got together with her the gals from Lotus Land Story? What would they say to each other, and what would they do?
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Post by: Imosa on September 17, 2012, 05:29:57 AM
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?
Without the constant tension over who is doing whom, Gensokyo would become a much more peaceful place.

What if The Vocoloids showed up in the Touhou Universe?
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Post by: Raikaria on September 17, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
Somehow this page didn't show up last post I made so I derped and missed what I was supposed to answer

Since it seems to be the case now, I'll make up for it and answer two!

Forgot my "What if..." Hmm... What if Yuuka got together with her the gals from Lotus Land Story? What would they say to each other, and what would they do?

> "What do we do today Yukka?"

> "The same as we do every few years fellow flower youkai."

> "What's what?"

> "Take over the world. Or at least make them scream."

What if The Vocoloids showed up in the Touhou Universe?

They would be turned into scrap metal pretty quickly my Mystcia, Yamane, the Primsrivers and Kyuyko.

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What if Kogasa actually WAS good at surprising people?
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Post by: game2011 on September 17, 2012, 03:40:00 PM
She becomes arrogant and eventually changes to scaring people, and by scaring, I mean making it so that her victims don't get peaceful sleeps at night.

What if Mima makes a cameo appearance in Wreck-It Ralph, where she is seen holding a sign that writes "Will do anything to get back into a Touhou game"?
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Post by: Ikari on September 17, 2012, 08:46:32 PM
ZUN will laugh at such a puny attempt to appear in a Touhou game.

Because one does not simply escape the PC-98 generation timewarp.



What if Byakuren made brownies for all the taoists so they can become friends?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 17, 2012, 09:32:35 PM
Yuyuko eats them all before Byakuren can gets a chance to. Then all the taoists thinks she crazy and a liar for giving them invisible brownies.

What if Marisa learned how to make homing lasers?
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Post by: Ikari on September 17, 2012, 09:35:30 PM
Yuyuko eats them all before Byakuren can gets a chance to. Then all the taoists thinks she crazy and a liar for giving them invisible brownies.

What if Marisa learned how to make homing lasers?

Then Reimu wouldn't appear in the next game.

What if the next religion to appear in gensokyo would be Judaism? How would people react?
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Post by: fondue on September 17, 2012, 09:36:41 PM
STEALING FROM SHOU SIGN "MASTER CURVE"

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

e: DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT IKARI
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Post by: Ikari on September 17, 2012, 09:39:16 PM
STEALING FROM SHOU SIGN "MASTER CURVE"

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

e: DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT IKARI

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll let someone else answer your question, as an apology.
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Post by: fondue on September 17, 2012, 09:42:02 PM
no they can answer yours :V
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Post by: Ikari on September 17, 2012, 09:45:28 PM
no they can answer yours :V

Kay :V

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

I'd cry and run away to Satori's mansion, lock myself in a room and weep while repeatedly bashing my head against a wall. After a few days, Koishi would come to me and go like ''Lol u afraid of spiders, bro? Lemme help you with that!'' and cure my subconcious fear of bugs and arachnids. THEN, I would proudly go outside of Gensokyo and live my life as a spider overlord.

What if Alice gave her super OP grimoire to Marisa?
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Post by: Raikaria on September 17, 2012, 09:54:15 PM
Kay :V

I'd cry and run away to Satori's mansion, lock myself in a room and weep while repeatedly bashing my head against a wall. After a few days, Koishi would come to me and go like ''Lol u afraid of spiders, bro? Lemme help you with that!'' and cure my subconcious fear of bugs and arachnids. THEN, I would proudly go outside of Gensokyo and live my life as a spider overlord.

What if Alice gave her super OP grimoire to Marisa?

That obviously wouldn't happen. Marisa would already have stolen it. It would then reside in some massive pile of junk and gather dust.
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Post by: Ikari on September 17, 2012, 10:56:16 PM
That obviously wouldn't happen. Marisa would already have stolen it. It would then reside in some massive pile of junk and gather dust.

I think you forgot to add a what if  :3
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Post by: fondue on September 18, 2012, 09:55:39 AM
:V
What if the next religion to appear in gensokyo would be Judaism? How would people react?
Byakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 18, 2012, 10:00:29 AM
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?

She would spend a looooooooong time in the restroom. :V

What if Suika drank all the beer in the universe?
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Post by: Swiftwater on September 18, 2012, 10:14:25 AM
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?

I think it is not possible to eat water, let me change the current situation: What if Yuyuko drank all the water in the universe?

Well, seemingly enough, the water in Earth is very easy and fast to be consumed (there are only a few water forms in Gensokyo, that includes seas, sorry Kaguya) but the universe is infinite. Getting back to the point, however, Iku and Tenshi may use clouds (?) to condense them into water, but it is now a very scarce resource which Yuyuko will then consume also. :V

I just recently noticed another reply to my answered question, so I'll reply to it also to conserve space.

Then Suika would run all beer breweries, until running out of beer, and then continues to drink sak?.

Question: What would you do if Suwako unkowingly wandered into your house?
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Post by: fondue on September 18, 2012, 12:27:45 PM
No Yuyuko ate all the water because you can't use common sense in Gensokyo
Question: What would you do if Suwako unkowingly wandered into your house?
Pet her and play games with her and cuddle her :3c

What if Tengukami is actually Kaguya?
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Post by: Aya Reiko on September 25, 2012, 04:16:46 AM
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(\
http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion

The reason I picked those two is that they share some key traits.  Both cannot truly die (Mokou by virtue of being immortal, Scorpion by virtue of being undead), both are associated with fire (Phoenix fire and Hellfire), and both are hellbent on revenge. 

- - - -

^  What's a Tengukami?
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 04:29:03 AM
http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion

The reason I picked those two is that they share some key traits.  Both cannot truly die (Mokou by virtue of being immortal, Scorpion by virtue of being undead), both are associated with fire (Phoenix fire and Hellfire), and both are hellbent on revenge. 

- - - -

^  What's a Tengukami?

Haha, they do have a few similarities!

And it's not something, it's someone. A well known member of the forum, to be exact. I don't know much more so I can't really answer the Kaguya question...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on September 25, 2012, 12:17:21 PM
So the Tengukami question...

Now we have living proof that Touhou characters exist in real life, and they have computers as well.

What if you go to Hakurei Shrine and see Rumia sitting at the front door, and she has red stuff around her mouth?
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 12:30:40 PM
Claim that Reimu invited her to the shrine and gave her some partially melted blood-red jelly, or a red milkshake :3
Srs though there would be almost no way would Rumia be able to beat the shrine maiden and eat her.
What if Toyosatomimi no Miko read all your desires? (Keep in mind that she can know about your past, present and future completely)
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 03:53:23 PM
She'd invite me to her mausoleum so I can fulfill my deepest desire.

Piggy-back riding Yoshika!  :]

What if you bumped into Yukari in real life?
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 05:05:07 PM
Try not to be creepy and get her phone number...


What if Ikari met Koishi :V
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 07:45:51 PM
What if Ikari met Koishi :V

SQUEE :'D

What I would do:


What if Satori read the mind of another satori who is reading HER mind?
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 07:52:23 PM
SQUEE :'D

What I would do:

  • Try on her hat
  • Ask more about her powers and ask for a demonstration
  • ''Hey, can you make a heart stop beating since it's a subconscious reflex?
  • Totally ask her if she can koishi-nap me to Gensokyo
  • Ask her to show me ''Subterranean Rose'' (Must be gorgeous in real life)
I would do roughly the same if I met her :V
What if Satori read the mind of another satori who is reading HER mind?

That would create a paradox. Each Satori would have a blank mind because Sato1 is reading Sato2's mind which is reading Sato1's mind. They will both be in a 'lights on, no-one home' state forever, until something happens that makes them stop.


What if Cirno squished Suika?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 25, 2012, 07:53:42 PM
Cirno wil become the BIGGEST.

What if the reason that Reimu doesn't get any donations is because Mima steal em all?
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 07:57:44 PM
What if the reason that Reimu doesn't get any donations is because Mima steal em all?

Then this will happen: http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg (NSFW, slightly
For those wondering, the sign says ''1 round: 100 yen   Second round and +: 50 yen''

Is that what you want? You monster.  :(

What if Minoriko and Shizuha suddenly gained such a massive boost in faith that they became even more powerful than anyone else?
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 08:14:46 PM
Then this will happen: http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg (http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg) (NSFW, slightly
For those wondering, the sign says ''1 round: 100 yen   Second round and +: 50 yen''
You dare 403 us!?!? YOU MUST DIE! *Ganon face*
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on September 25, 2012, 08:22:46 PM
Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 08:25:09 PM
Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.

Huh, it worked fine, then gave me a 403, and hitting enter worked. Thanks for the tip~
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.
Nope, no go.
What if Minoriko and Shizuha suddenly gained such a massive boost in faith that they became even more powerful than anyone else?
Kanako would become jelous just like Reimu.


What if I'm actually Tewi?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 25, 2012, 08:36:16 PM
Is that what you want? You monster.  :(

Well.........er.....Mima never cared 'bout anything anyways (except for Marisa)  :derp:
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 08:41:32 PM
What if I'm actually Tewi?

Then you'd be a gurrrl :V

And a luck-manipulating crook, but that's completely unrelated.

What if Futo, Murasa and Komachi had a boat battle?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 25, 2012, 08:47:31 PM
If Komachi tries:
Kill off Futo, drag Murasa to Shiki.
If Komachi doesn't try:
Too lazy to win. Murasa sinks boats, Murasa wins.

What if there was an American youkai?
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 08:50:23 PM
Too lazy to win. Murasa sinks boats, Murasa wins.

What do you mean, Komachi isn't lazy. She's just on her break. Yeah. On her break >_>

Speaking of which, isn't Futo's boat flying? And made of stone? Sinking it would = big damage.
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Post by: fondue on September 25, 2012, 08:51:39 PM
Most Youkai are Japanese :V


Last one from me tonight.
What if Kaguya did marry Mokou's dad?!?!
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 25, 2012, 08:52:32 PM
What do you mean, Komachi isn't lazy. She's just on her break. Yeah. On her break >_>

Speaking of which, isn't Futo's boat flying? And made of stone? Sinking it would = big damage.

Murasa's dead already, no worries  :D
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 09:42:25 PM
What if Kaguya did marry Mokou's dad?!?!

Then Mokou wouldn't hate Kaguya and would have had a nice, gorgeous, young forever mother with which she can spend time with forever without ever having to worry about her dying.

It would be great :3

What if Aya and Hatate combined their strength and became captain tengu made a single newspaper together? Aya's picture with Hatate's articles!
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Post by: TAKE IT CACODEMON!! on September 25, 2012, 09:44:14 PM
NICE BOAT


What if.....
Flandre discovered Pixy Stix and Red Bull?

She already did. That's where her wings come from. (http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif)
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Post by: Ikari on September 25, 2012, 10:15:24 PM
That's where her wings come from.

I thought they were made of hard candy. Mmmm... Candy~
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 25, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
What if Aya and Hatate combined their strength and became captain tengu made a single newspaper together? Aya's picture with Hatate's articles!
(http://i.imgur.com/TEaLt.png)



What if... Touhou became a reality TV show?
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Post by: fondue on September 26, 2012, 12:33:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TEaLt.png)
Aww, cute :3
What if... Touhou became a reality TV show?
It would feature Byakuren as the mother, Shou as the father, Murasa would be Shou's sister, Ichirin and Unzan would be the aunt and uncle, Nazrin and Kogasa would be the children and Nue would be the eldest child. Toyosatomimi no Miko and her crew would be trying to invade the Myouren house to mess up things for Byakuren and her relatives. Sanae would occasionally come to bully Kogasa.

What if Suika was a cheeseburger and Marisa was the sauce and Ran and Rumia were in love?
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Post by: Ikari on September 26, 2012, 08:34:41 PM
What if Suika was a cheeseburger and Marisa was the sauce and Ran and Rumia were in love?

Wow, this sure tells a lot about how desperate we are for ideas.

Um... Suika would be delicious, but the sauce would taste like pimp-rape.

If Ran and Rumia were in love... Most random pairing ever? But seriously, Rumia would enjoy the chinese delicacy that is cat meat >:D

Edit: right, a question. What if Hatate really was an emo teenager?
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Post by: fondue on September 26, 2012, 09:34:37 PM
No wonder why she's jelly of Aya

What if Organ Trail or Oregon Trail happened in Gensokyo?
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Post by: Error on September 26, 2012, 10:00:32 PM
Oregon Trail:
Reimu has dysentery.
Murasa drowned while trying to ford the 2 foot deep river. (Nitori's fault)

Here likes Sanae.
peperony and chease.


What if Kanako declared war on the Buddhists?
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Post by: Ikari on September 26, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Then Byakuren kicks her ass! And Murasa drowns Sanae forever! And Ichirin crushes her with a giant brofist! And Shou blasts Kanako away with curvy lasers! And then Suwako is spared because she's cute!

Why are the Buddhists so powerful and awesome? SIMPLE!

NAMUSAN~

What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on September 26, 2012, 11:17:05 PM
What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?

1. Double meat shield;
2. Seiga would have some one to make hot tea for her;
3. The only words that Zombie Reimu could talk are "Donations Please"

What if the Prismriver Sisters become a hardcore rock band?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 26, 2012, 11:40:20 PM
What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?

I think that happened once in one of Tohonifun's doujins?
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Post by: Ikari on September 27, 2012, 12:17:13 AM
I think that happened once in one of Tohonifun's doujins?

Yeah, I read it and I really liked it! :D

If the prismrivers become a hard rock band, this would happen:

Reimu: HEY THERE MARISA!
Marisa: WHAAAT?
Reimu: HEEEEY THEEEERE, MARISAAAAAAA!
Marisa: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Reimu: WHAAAAAT?
Marisa: UUUH?


What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 27, 2012, 12:29:34 AM
Yeah, I read it and I really liked it! :D

Wait, the whole things translated? I could only find half of the doujin translated :(
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Post by: Ikari on September 27, 2012, 02:17:59 AM
Wait, the whole things translated? I could only find half of the doujin translated :(

Well, I found the first part translated, and as far as I know, the rest isn't, but I meant so far  :3
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on September 27, 2012, 11:27:08 AM
Yeah, I read it and I really liked it! :D

If the prismrivers become a hard rock band, this would happen:

Reimu: HEY THERE MARISA!
Marisa: WHAAAT?
Reimu: HEEEEY THEEEERE, MARISAAAAAAA!
Marisa: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Reimu: WHAAAAAT?
Marisa: UUUH?


What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?

I don't have idea how to answer this one, but I do want to see the elevator part coreography with Yukari  :V
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Post by: Ikari on September 27, 2012, 03:34:36 PM
I don't have idea how to answer this one, but I do want to see the elevator part coreography with Yukari  :V

Oh god, it would be amazing.
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Post by: Hakurou Tengu on September 27, 2012, 08:35:47 PM
What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?

Hope this answers your question. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1oRws7vxLs&feature=g-high-u) (I know it was already answered, but I just found this minutes ago)

What if Reimu somehow turned into a youkai? How would her closer acquaintances react?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 27, 2012, 09:14:22 PM
I actually doubt they really, Marisa might have more of a reason to go through with her own rituals to become a magician if that happened though. It wouldn't change her job because being the Hakurei Shrine Maden outranks being a Youkai when it comes to priorities because it's more important for Gensokyo. People who didn't know her might react moe, humans already don't really like her because of her constant association with Youkai, if she became one it would only reinforce that image. Other Youkai might consider her more of a rival than an enemy if she were one of them so there may be more incidents but that's all I can think of.

What if Reimu was a good Shrine Maidn.
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Post by: Ikari on September 27, 2012, 09:23:24 PM
What if Reimu was a good Shrine Maidn.

Then Aya, Marisa, Suika, Yukari, Tenshi and Remilia would be really sad.

And Kasen would be like ''FUCK YEAH, 'BOUT TIME!'' ''How wonderful!''

What if Yuugi's sake drop?
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Post by: fondue on September 27, 2012, 09:49:13 PM
She would dive down to catch it again.

What if Touhou 6 feautured a banana as the 6th stage boss and the extra stage boss was a monkey?
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Post by: Ikari on September 27, 2012, 10:02:50 PM
She would dive down to catch it again.

What if Touhou 6 feautured a banana as the 6th stage boss and the extra stage boss was a monkey?

''Yellow Gensokyo''

''Ripples of 495 bananas''

That is all.

What if Sakuya bought a dog?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on September 28, 2012, 01:48:35 AM
''Yellow Gensokyo''

''Ripples of 495 bananas''

That is all.

What if Sakuya bought a dog?

Sakuya's dog could be a 5th subboss more annoying  than Orin's cat form. Also it could stop the time to hump your leg without you notice it.

What if Remilia and Flandre were worewolves instead of vampires?

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Post by: Ikari on September 28, 2012, 02:16:36 AM
Sakuya's dog could be a 5th subboss more annoying  than Orin's cat form. Also it could stop the time to hump your leg without you notice it.

This is pure gold.

What if Remilia and Flandre were worewolves instead of vampires?

Suddenly, you cannot unimagine  manly, hairy Remi/Flan. But really, they'd be epic. And Remi's tea wouldn't be made of blood~ They'd have flesh-cake though!

What if Meiling turned into a freakin' dragon?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on September 28, 2012, 03:00:06 PM
This is pure gold.

Suddenly, you cannot unimagine  manly, hairy Remi/Flan. But really, they'd be epic. And Remi's tea wouldn't be made of blood~ They'd have flesh-cake though!
For me werewolf Remi/Flan could become pretty cute with ears and tails like Kyouko.  :3

What if Meiling turned into a freakin' dragon?

Then EoSD could have an amazing Phantasm Stage with Meiling as a boss showing her true dragon force. Anyway I don't think that she outfit and personality would change too much, she could have some new horns and wings, but no dragon tail because it isn't moe.

What if Okuu's character was based in wind power instead of nuclear power?
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Post by: Ikari on September 28, 2012, 03:12:47 PM
For me werewolf Remi/Flan could become pretty cute with ears and tails like Kyouko.  :3

*imagines it* CAUTION. CAUTION. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. *melts*

What if Okuu's character was based in wind power instead of nuclear power?

There would be no incident, since I doubt wind energy can destroy anything at all, she and Aya would become best friends, Reimu would have no hot springs, and... She'd be ridiculously weak. Like, a stage 1 boss or something >_>

edit: Argh, forgot the question. What if Suwako won the great Suwa war?
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Post by: game2011 on September 28, 2012, 03:49:38 PM
She'd swap boss positions with Kanako, obviously.

What if Kogasa's owner finally found her?
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Post by: Hakurou Tengu on September 28, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
What if Kogasa's owner finally found her?

AH! I read an amazing doujin where her owner was Byakuren! But that's beside the point. Kogasa would probably pester him or her on a daily basis trying to scare them. Until one day, she goes too far... Details withheld on account of Kogasa's feelings. She'd rather forgive and forget.

What if Yamame, Kisume, Parsee, and the other underground dwellers got out more often?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 28, 2012, 09:49:42 PM
What if Yamame, Kisume, Parsee, and the other underground dwellers got out more often?
Yukari'd be pissed to see the underground youkai going against their deal. :o

Assuming she's not a part of the group, Yuugi would probably do the responsible/honorable thing, being an oni, and would try to herd everyone back underground. For a little bit at least. Eventually she'd run into Suika and realize her powers of gathering could be used to replace the lake on the youkai mountain with a lake of sake.

The underground youkai would probably be forgotten in the heat of things...



What if Mystia ran a grilled chicken stand instead?
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Post by: Ikari on September 28, 2012, 11:12:50 PM
AH! I read an amazing doujin where her owner was Byakuren!

Holy Gensokyo, do you remember where you found it or what was the name? I NEED to read that!

What if Mystia ran a grilled chicken stand instead?

Well, since it would be a form of cannibalism, we'd have to assume she's gone mad, her insanity caused by the day she was lost in the forest, hungry, and had nothing to eat but sparrows, forcing her to eat her own kind.

She would keep her usual smile and attitude though, selling it as if it was perfectly normal, ignoring people when they'd mention how she's somewhat of a chicken. Soon, she'd get in fights with Mokou, who actually sells the same thing, and would lose, since Mokou is, y'know, an immortal phoenix >_> After her feud with Mokou, she would slowly build up resentment, her hidden insanity causing her childish anger to grow into a full blown out desire to torture and murder Mokou.

She would team up with Kaguya, hoping to bring Mokou pain and suffering. After a few tricks involving Kaguya's plans, she'd accidentally mention her true goal to Kaguya, going much farther than simply ''pissing Mokou off.'' Kaguya would be surprised and try to make Mystia snap out her mad trance, getting in a fight with her as Mystia's remnants of sanity would snap, turning her into a mindless killing machine, which would force Kaguya to kill her.

Thus, Mystia would be no more.


What if Yuuka was challenged by Yuugi for a gool ol' brawl?
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Post by: fondue on September 28, 2012, 11:19:58 PM
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that actually sounds emotional

As for the Q, Yuuka would probably win...

What if Moriya was an amazing delicacy of Sashimi Fugu and Kourin and Erlich were in love and Yukari activated her smug face and began the big crunch?
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Post by: Ikari on September 28, 2012, 11:27:25 PM
that actually sounds emotional

I felt like writing a random scenario. It could make a good story, but I can't write even if my life depended on it so xD

As for the Q, Yuuka would probably win...

What if Moriya was an amazing delicacy of Sashimi Fugu and Kourin and Erlich were in love and Yukari activated her smug face and began the big crunch?

But Yuuka's flowers drop!

Then:

1) Sakuya would become playable once more. (Sanae is included as Moriya, right? If not, now she is.)

2) Kourin and Erlich would win the soccer match.

3) Marisa would get a taste of her own medicine.

What if Yukari was also someone's Shikigami? Who's?
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Post by: fondue on September 28, 2012, 11:32:52 PM
Probably the Wata sisters?

What if Satori read your mind?
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Post by: Ikari on September 28, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Probably the Wata sisters?

What if Satori read your mind?

She'd see all the admiration I have for her and her mind-reading abilities. And how badly I want to pet Okuu ;~;

What if Koishi raped your subconscious?
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Post by: fondue on September 28, 2012, 11:57:00 PM
She'd see all the admiration I have for her and her mind-reading abilities. And how badly I want to pet Okuu ;~;

What if Koishi raped your subconscious?
I would never want Satori-sama to read my mind, I have un-controllable thoughts that must never be read >:D

If Koishi-chan did that then she would change my desires, sexuality etc.

What if Kaguya, Mokou and SCP-173 met?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 29, 2012, 12:12:08 AM
I would never want Satori-sama to read my mind, I have un-controllable thoughts that must never be read >:D
We all think about goats and unspeakable acts every once in a while, I'm sure she's used to that sorta stuff by now. ;)

What if Kaguya, Mokou and SCP-173 met?
Given that neither of them can die in the first place, it wouldn't matter wether they stare it down or not. I'm guessing they'd eventually get bored and start experimenting with it or something. Like what if both of them don't stare at it, does it get confused or something as to whom to kill? Ultimately a containment breach would occur and in the ensuing chaos they'd find SCP-239, realize it's Yukari, and use her to head back to Gensokyo to have tea and danmaku calmly resume killing each other.
Wait, being fiction, wouldn't the SCP foundation be in Gensokyo in the first place, or something? I'm confused...



What if Kaguya and Mokou had a staring contest?
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Post by: Ikari on September 29, 2012, 12:27:53 AM
What if Kaguya and Mokou had a staring contest?

We all know ''staring contest'' is actually ''eye-gouging contest'' for those two :derp: So temporary blindness, and lots of blood~ <3

What if Yukari and Tewi teamed up to troll all of Gensokyo?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on September 29, 2012, 01:04:44 AM
Thus begins the story of Touhou 14: Epic Trolling
The new incident would be that everyone in Gensokyo are getting trolled and that the heroines go out to solve the problem. There will be not one but TWO final bosses. Yes, you will have to fight Tewi and Yukari at the same time >:D

What if the reason that Shinki wasn't in UFO was because Byakuren overthrew her and told the Makai residents that they should all become Buddhist because Shinki is no longer a goddess?
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Post by: Ikari on September 29, 2012, 02:59:36 AM
What if the reason that Shinki wasn't in UFO was because Byakuren overthrew her and told the Makai residents that they should all become Buddhist because Shinki is no longer a goddess?

Then... Uh... You kind of answered your own question, in a way :V

To expand a bit more, she'd lead an army of Makai demons into Gensokyo and force everyone into submission so they can become Buddhists and do stuff like;

- Bake brownies on Monday
- Give hugs on Tuesday
- Rescue kitties on Wednesday
- Comfort babies on Thursday
- Give candy to young children on Friday
- Knit some pretty scarves for the elderly on Saturday
- Murder and eat people on Sunday (Hey, they're still demons/youkai/whatever they are)

What if Alice was actually Shanghai, and ''Alice'' was just her doll?
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Post by: Hakurou Tengu on September 29, 2012, 03:07:42 AM
Holy Gensokyo, do you remember where you found it or what was the name? I NEED to read that!
It was called Rain Rain Raining Down (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aozora-Market#Rain.2C_rain.2C_raining_down_.282009-12-30.29), By Aozora-Market. It's pretty short, but it's also pretty great~

What if the reason that Shinki wasn't in UFO was because Byakuren overthrew her and told the Makai residents that they should all become Buddhist because Shinki is no longer a goddess?
I would be very very very upset and hate Byakuren with a rage burning with the intensity of 1000 suns. I don't think Byakuren wouldn't flaunt her power. You'd think if that were the case, she'd be nice and do her JOB of helping out Makai. What, with being the new Goddess and all. Shinki would probably be the depressed faces, but still have that charm about her. Her "creations"/friends would still respect her and Shinki would do what she could to still help out. I don't see her being mad at Byakuren, heck, they might even get along.

I see Ikari beat me to it. DARN YOU! I shall answer both.

What if Alice was actually Shanghai, and ''Alice'' was just her doll?
My mind would be blown, Marisa would be scarred for life, Patchouli would be very happy, and they'd all live happily ever after. Except the all Shanghai "Alice" controlled. They'd feel lied to and wage war against the GREAT SHANGHAI. Shinki would be like, "dafuq?", unless she meant for this to happen. Then all would be according to plan. Plus Alice would be 10x cuter. I LOVE THE SHANGHAI. I'm anti-Shanghai bombing. Every time you see that spell card in 12.3, a kitten dies ;-;



What if Suwako really DID keep frogs under her hat?
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Post by: Ikari on September 29, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
It was called Rain Rain Raining Down (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aozora-Market#Rain.2C_rain.2C_raining_down_.282009-12-30.29), By Aozora-Market. It's pretty short, but it's also pretty great~

Thank you!
I LOVE THE SHANGHAI. I'm anti-Shanghai bombing. Every time you see that spell card in 12.3, a kitten dies ;-;

I do my very best not to use it ;__; Even Marisa in her Grimoire complains about Alice blowing her puppets up, despite putting so much work in making them look cute.

What if Suwako really DID keep frogs under her hat?

You mean she usually doesn't? :V But then, that would mean she'd could make it rain frogs and all- Wait.

Didn't Sanae do this in Hisoutensoku? And Suwako was in Mountain of Faith, so logically, she could do it first...

...*takes a deep breath*

SANAE, FIRST YOU COPIED KEINE, THEN ALICE, NOW SUWAKO? YOU'RE GETTING EVEN WORSE THAN MARISA! OH LEMME GUESS, YOU'LL REPLACE HER TOO UH? TAKING AWAY A TIME STOPPING MAID WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW YOU'RE GONNA STEAL THE PLACE OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CRAZY MAGICIAN?! SCREW YOU!


*ahem* What if everyone switched their hats/headgear for a day?
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Post by: EthanSilver on September 29, 2012, 03:19:24 AM
Bah, was beaten to it after typing up my reply. Who cares, I'm posting it anyway. :D

What if Suwako really DID keep frogs under her hat?
Her hair must be messy. Real messy. :x

But more importantly, how are they kept alive? For one, they need humidity or they'll dry out and die. For another, they also need food. Plus, they'd probably get bored hiding in a dark, confined place and getting tossed about during danmaku battles without knowing why. And it's unlikely that Suwako would knowingly torture frogs. So this leaves only one possibility:

The hat is a gateway to a secret frog level.

It also means that technically, it contains an infinite amount of frogs. It also explains how her dash and her "Can Always Hibernate" spellcard in Hisoutensoku works: she's not actually going underground - the ground's solid and so is she, and Suwako's powers don't including breaking the laws of physics; that would be silly - but rather hiding in her hat/gateway to frog dimension. But it nevertheless begs the question: why doesn't she use her hat as danmaku? A successful hit would gate someone into this frog dimension, where Suwako could keep them trapped for all eternity. Sure beats simply making them lose a life (and that's only if they don't deathbomb first!).

It would also make the events of SA meaningless. Why bother with nuclear energy when her infinite-frog-hat clearly has negative entropy? OHAI perpetual motion device powered by an infinite frog-source! Not even nuclear physics can match up to that!
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Post by: Ikari on September 29, 2012, 03:21:00 AM
I'm sorry for stealing everyone's answers :qq:
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Post by: Hatateru on September 29, 2012, 06:00:36 PM
What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3
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Post by: fondue on September 29, 2012, 06:02:58 PM
What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3c
Let' just say the whole stage 5 fight would be a whole different thing...


What if Yukari half-gapped you?
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Post by: Hatateru on September 29, 2012, 06:06:26 PM
HEY MAN LOOK I'VE GOT NO HEAD YET I CAN STILL TALK TO YOU

What if Gilgamesh vs Imizu!Remilia in an ego contest?
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Post by: Ikari on September 29, 2012, 11:43:18 PM
What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3

Dark Futo?

What if Gilgamesh vs Imizu!Remilia in an ego contest?

After hours of charisma-fighting, Remilia would do her Hisoutensoku crouch block pose and cry out for Sakuya. It would make Gilgamesh's heart melt and we'd zoom on Remilia's face as she smirks.

''Just as planned~''

What if Sanae was actually Mima in disguise?
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Post by: fondue on September 30, 2012, 11:12:47 AM
What if Sanae was actually Mima in disguise?
ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...


What if Reimu got a donation?
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Post by: Ikari on September 30, 2012, 02:43:35 PM
ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...

I doubt Sanae would be successful after that >u>

What if Reimu got a donation?

She'd eat it, because nobody told her that money was meant to *buy* things to eat, and not actually eat.

...That explains why she's hungry and poor. I'm a genius. :getdown:

What if Tenshi made some mud-pies for Iku?
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Post by: Tengukami on September 30, 2012, 02:49:08 PM
I'm flattered that there was a What If about me being Kaguya, so I'll tell you: I would no longer have to worry about annoying, mundane crap like paying bills and maintaining a steady well-paying job, and could spend time in a life of idyll. I mean, apart from having an immortal enemy who just can't let shit go.

If Reimu got donations it would likely all go to tea.

What if Yukari was just a hologram transmitted by an alien being?
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Post by: Ikari on September 30, 2012, 02:55:12 PM
What if Yukari was just a hologram transmitted by an alien being?

We'd have another Seihou with Yukari as the final boss, and it'd be really really really hard ;___;

What if the Moriyas became your neighbor?
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Post by: Imosa on October 01, 2012, 03:05:31 AM
Could not write a response for the question about Tengukami. Nothing I thought of seemed proper.

What if the Moriyas became your neighbor?
I'd take a semester off to pick Kanako's brain. Might not be such a bad move if you're studying the hard sciences.

What if you we were all already celestials living in Bhava-Agra, Gensokyo is a lower plain that we normally just don't know about, and you actually run into Tenshi regularly in your day to day life but doesn't show you her sword and peach guilded hat because she thinks it's natural to have.
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 01, 2012, 03:20:19 AM
I'd probably try to get Tenshi to bring me along on her shenanigans, because, like her, I'd be terribly bored.

What if you ended up on a camping trip with Yuugi and Suika?
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Post by: fondue on October 01, 2012, 09:41:17 AM
We'd bring ALL the booze!

What if Satori and Koishi merged their eyes together?
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Post by: Ikari on October 01, 2012, 11:44:56 PM
What if Satori and Koishi merged their eyes together?

Touhou Pocket Wars answered this for me :3

Let's just say the answer is a bit of this.

Absolute. Mind. Rape. Ever tried to fuck up the concious and subconcious mind at the same time? Yeeeah.

What if Utsuho lost her ''Lol hax nuclear powah''?
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Post by: game2011 on October 02, 2012, 03:39:10 AM
She'll use her concrete "shoe" to stomp people as her form of fighting from now on.

What if the weight broke when Yuyuko stepped on it?

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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 02, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
She'll use her concrete "shoe" to stomp people as her form of fighting from now on.

What if the weight broke when Yuyuko stepped on it?

Well I don't think that Yuyuko could broke it since she is a ghost and I think that she could manipulate the force that she exerts in the weight balance. Anyway she could just eat the broken weighing-machine to not allow anyone see it :P

What if Meiling was a Korean girl instead of a Chinese Girl?
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Post by: game2011 on October 02, 2012, 01:04:04 PM
I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?

Anyway, on with the question...

She'll be called Sugchwie Mei Ling, which is what I got when I entered her name in Chinese characters into Google Translate and then translate it into Korean.  People would just call her Korea anyway.

What if you found your way to Gensokyou, only to discover a message there saying that all its inhabitants have migrated to the unknown parts of outer space, never to return again?
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Post by: Ikari on October 02, 2012, 01:11:29 PM
Run to the Youkai Montain, grab the spareparts the kappas left behind, check their plans, build a rocket and join the new SPACE-SOKYO!

Wait, wouldn't going in space transform all our precious lolis into moon-sues? NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;O;

What if Aya took private pictures of you and threatened you to publish them? >u>
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Post by: fondue on October 02, 2012, 02:15:36 PM
Make her some grilled chicken :V


What if Sanae kissed Tenshi?
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Post by: Ikari on October 02, 2012, 04:49:08 PM
What if Sanae kissed Tenshi?

Sanae would get a whole new bunch of peach-themed spellcards :V

What if Hatate was secretely an emo teenager?
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Post by: Raikaria on October 02, 2012, 07:51:38 PM
Sanae would get a whole new bunch of peach-themed spellcards :V

What if Hatate was secretely an emo teenager?

She's already a shut-in. How do we know she ISN'T already one?

What if Aya bragged about her 'Wind God Girl' status to Kanako?
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Post by: Ikari on October 02, 2012, 11:21:14 PM
She's already a shut-in. How do we know she ISN'T already one?

What if Aya bragged about her 'Wind God Girl' status to Kanako?

''Hey Aya?''

''Uh?''

''Virtue of the wind god - Overdrive''

''OH FU-*pi~chuun-chuun-chuun-chuuuuuun <3*

What if Futo wore a girly pink dress for a day? :getdown:
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 03, 2012, 02:25:56 AM
I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?
Sorry if I was rude or something like @game2011, this isn't my intention, I even put the ":P" at the end to give an easy-going feeling =x

What if Futo wore a girly pink dress for a day? :getdown:

Every time she was flying in her boat she would start to scream and hold her pinky dress to not let the wind lift it *insert moe image here*

What if Yoshika was a mummy instead of a zombie?
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Post by: Error on October 03, 2012, 09:14:30 PM
She would attack the heroine in search of her organ jars, rather than be a puppet for a wicked hermit.
Also, ZUN thought her theme sounded Egyptian...

What if TH14 was based on Egyptian mythology?
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Post by: fondue on October 03, 2012, 09:21:17 PM
Plot: A pyramid has fallen onto Gensokyo!

What if The Alliterator was actually Nue who could change herself to match her new display name and avatar :V
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Post by: Ikari on October 03, 2012, 11:01:32 PM
Plot: A pyramid has fallen onto Gensokyo!

What if The Alliterator was actually Nue who could change herself to match her new display name and avatar :V

Then that means Nue has internet, and thus, creates a bunch of shenanigans for the Myouren crew!

Byakuren: Ichirin, could you please come here?
Ichirin: Err, yes?
Byakuren: I found this (http://slivki.tritiumnet.org/Pictures/goatse_cloud_formation.jpg) in your browsing history. Ichirin, what is wrong with you?
Ichirin: I... Oh my god- UNZAAAAAAN!!! *raising a shaking fist*

What if I was Koi-Koi? :derp:
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Post by: Error on October 03, 2012, 11:42:09 PM
It must suck, with nobody noticing you and having no emotion.
At least you're able to hide your presence, and manipulate the subconscious of others.
Also...thanks.


What if I was Rinnosuke?
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Post by: Ikari on October 03, 2012, 11:54:31 PM
It must suck, with nobody noticing you and having no emotion.
At least you're able to hide your presence, and manipulate the subconscious of others.
Also...thanks.


What if I was Rinnosuke?

I could also eat people's food and whine about how bad it tastes :V
And, thanks why?

And if you were Rinnosuke, then;
1) You'd be such a bitch in yard sales. ''I'm sorry sir, this is worth exactly 14.56, not 17.82. I'm good at identifying things you see :V''
2) You'd have a nice shop.
3) You'd live longer, since you'd be half-youkai.

What if Seiga's hair really was a pretzel?
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on October 04, 2012, 01:08:26 AM
Keeping Yoshika from turning her bald would be a full time job. :V

What if Kasen grafted the International Space Station's Canadarm to herself?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 04, 2012, 02:09:11 AM
The real question would be how she figured out how to do it.


What if Reimu actually had Loadsamoney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8)?
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Post by: Raikaria on October 04, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
She could afford more talismans and a bigger gohei to beat everyone up more. And a bigger ego.

What if Sanae and Reimu swapped shrines and gods, but were the same as they are now?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 04, 2012, 08:33:40 PM
Nothing much would happen really. Aside from the Hakurei Shrine actually getting cashflow for once.


What if you were at a bar, and you ended up having drinks with EX Rumia, and she's started strongly implying that you're gonna get taken home?
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Post by: fondue on October 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Agree with her, she's too drunk to eat me :V

How does a Momiji know what a apples is?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on October 04, 2012, 08:55:43 PM
Agree with her, she's too drunk to eat me :V

How does a Momiji know what a apples is?
this...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>
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Post by: Ikari on October 04, 2012, 08:57:29 PM
How does a Momiji know what a apples is?

That is so not a what if question :I You bad boi.

Momiji knows because that's how Aya survives their encounters.

Momiji (with a big beard): YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Aya: *gives appulz* c:
Momiji:  :derp:

What if you met Flandre and she wanted to play, but decided to let you choose the game? What would it be and how would it go?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on October 04, 2012, 09:00:53 PM
I would make up a game called "DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the rules are that we can do anything as long as it doesn't involve her powers to avoid my house being blown apart.

What if there was a giraffe youkai?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 04, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
this...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>

lol  :V
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Post by: Ikari on October 04, 2012, 09:06:21 PM
What if there was a giraffe youkai?

Suddenly,  this. (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110903155243/onepiece/images/2/2e/Giraffe_Kaku_Unlimited_Adventure.png)

What if Yamame captured Wriggle? >:D
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Post by: fondue on October 04, 2012, 09:06:38 PM
What if a Momiji knew what a apple is, then. :V

@Ikari yes i am a very bad boi :>

If Yamame caputured Wriggle then the food chain of wriggle, mystia, yuyuko then yukkuri letty wpuld be broken.

What if Suika is spaggetti?
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Post by: Ikari on October 04, 2012, 09:07:01 PM
What if a Momiji knew what a apple is, then. :V

I answered that earlier y'know :P
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Post by: fondue on October 04, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
I answered that earlier y'know :P
im sorry okay my phone makes me type slow and i dont know if someone has replied while i was typing okay
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Post by: EthanSilver on October 05, 2012, 05:57:42 AM
Momiji (with a big beard)
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)

Quote
What if Suika is spaggetti?
Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta. :D



What if Reisen were raisins?
(God, when did this thread end up sinking this low anyway...?)
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Post by: Aya Reiko on October 05, 2012, 07:33:31 AM
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)
Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta. :D



What if Reisen were raisins?
(God, when did this thread end up sinking this low anyway...?)
Blame Eirin for her shady drugs.

- - - -

What if Kanako crossed paths with Kratos (http://godofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Kratos)?
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Post by: fondue on October 05, 2012, 06:02:29 PM
THEY WOULD MAKE GOD BABIES :3


What if SWR and IaMP's timeline game sequence switched around?
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Post by: Ikari on October 05, 2012, 07:20:23 PM
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)

Tsk, Mystia got her ''YOU SHALL NOT PASS'' moment in IN, why not Momiji? >_> If sparrows can, so can wolves.

What if SWR and IaMP's timeline game sequence switched around?

Then the final battle between Tenshi and Suika would look like this:
Suika: *blablabla omnimous ''Rawr I am oni'' speech*
Tenshi: *dafuq who are you speech*
Suika: I've been stalking watching you all during the feast... Dude, you're a monster :I
Tenshi: M'bored :T
Suika: Hey let's get drunk.
Tenshi: Kay.

*A few drinks later (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/922496/3girls-bare_legs-blonde_hair-blue_hair-boots-close)* (Danbooru ads warning)

What if Aya became handicapped and couldn't fly/walk/anything without using a slow wheelchair?

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Post by: fondue on October 05, 2012, 07:23:56 PM
Hatate would star in the next photo game.


What if Reimu and Sanae had MANpits?
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Post by: Ikari on October 05, 2012, 07:28:50 PM
Hatate would star in the next photo game.


What if Reimu and Sanae had MANpits?

I hope she will in the next one.

And... I think I'd turn asexual. And everyone else in Gensokyo would cry, and make a small grave.

''Here lies the memory of Reimu's delicious armpits. 2002 - 2012.''
*scribbled* ''Marisa was here, ze!''

What if everyone in Gensokyo switched genders and grew manly chest hair and would always walk around shirtless? :I
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Post by: fondue on October 05, 2012, 07:55:00 PM
I hope she will in the next one.

And... I think I'd turn asexual. And everyone else in Gensokyo would cry, and make a small grave.
Wait what does sexuality have to do with this?  :derp:
What if everyone in Gensokyo switched genders and grew manly chest hair and would always walk around shirtless? :I
dafuq If they did then I would start playing Eternal Fighter Zero instead.


What if the previous what if was Master Sparked~ZE
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Post by: game2011 on October 06, 2012, 04:42:36 PM
*this answer has been Master Spark'ed~ZE*

What if Yoshika appears in the next Resident Evil game as either a storyline boss or secret boss?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 07, 2012, 02:13:29 AM
She'd be just as bad as Nemesis, that's what.

What If....Sengoku Basara, with touhou characters? (Featuring Remi as Nobunaga, Flan as Oichi, and so on!)
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Post by: Goldom on October 07, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
It would never come out in the US. Meanwhile, KOEI would put out Gensokyo Musou and happily release it in the States as Touhou Warriors, not giving a damn about its potential sales figures.

What if Mima shows up again in TH14... as a stage 2 midboss with no dialogue?
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Post by: Ikari on October 07, 2012, 04:35:02 AM
What if Mima shows up again in TH14... as a stage 2 midboss with no dialogue?

I'll prepare popcorn and watch all the people rage :smug:

Then I'd officially proclaim ZUN as master troll.

What if Touhou 14's final boss was Remilia, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kaguya, Shikieiki, Kanako, Okuu, Byakuren and Miko in a row, and then all at once for a final spellcard?
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Post by: Aya Reiko on October 07, 2012, 05:03:45 AM
I'll prepare popcorn and watch all the people rage :smug:

Then I'd officially proclaim ZUN as master troll.

What if Touhou 14's final boss was Remilia, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kaguya, Shikieiki, Kanako, Okuu, Byakuren and Miko in a row, and then all at once for a final spellcard?
I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.

What would happen if Mokou lobbed Kaguya (or vise versa) into a massive vat of super caustic acid?
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Post by: chema1994 on October 07, 2012, 10:22:23 AM
I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.

What would happen if Mokou lobbed Kaguya (or vise versa) into a massive vat of super caustic acid?
The acid will be burned by Mokou and she will use the idea for one of her spell cards: "Phoenix sign: Acid rain". If Kaguya have fell.... I don't care but Eirin would have a lot of work.

What if Okuu and Flandre engage in battle using full power?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on October 07, 2012, 04:41:03 PM
Flan would go "kyuu" and Okuu will blow up resulting in an atomic blast obliterating Gensokyo  :ohdear:

What if, from the answer above, all the remaining residents got sucked into Makai?
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Post by: game2011 on October 07, 2012, 04:53:59 PM
They hear about Shinki and thus look for her, but they never find her, not even her "PC-98 daughters".  It's as if they never existed in the first place...

What if Xenomorphs and Yautjas (Predators) appear in Gensokyo, and it's NOT something to be laughed about?
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Post by: Error on October 07, 2012, 06:49:38 PM
Suika would gather them all to a certain location, and then a bloodbath would ensue.
Well, that or Yukari could just lolgap them to an undisclosed location. Possibly Equestria.
Not sure about what Nue's fate would be if she was classified as an alien, though.

What if the Moriyans fell out of favor with the Tengu?
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Post by: Ikari on October 07, 2012, 06:57:43 PM
Well, that or Yukari could just lolgap them to an undisclosed location. Possibly Equestria.

What if the Moriyans fell out of favor with the Tengu?

Dat mental image.

Oh and they'd have to move out. Possibly to Reimu's :smug:

Sanae: Reimuuu, please let us stay at your shrine for a while :qq:
Reimu: No :I
Sanae: [ Bumper Crop Rice Shower ]
Kanako: [ God's Rice Porridge ]
Reimu: COME IN! :D

What if the Myouren temple had to close? :qq:
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Post by: Hanzo K. on October 08, 2012, 02:24:05 AM
Keepin' that place in good condition means shellin' out dosh for repairs. So they'd have to run out eventually.
Knowing Mamizou and Nue though, they've probably got a backup plan for that situation.

Failing that, an Odd Couple-style comedy with the Taoists ensues.


What if: Everyone in Gensokyo used British slang?
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Post by: Ikari on October 08, 2012, 03:19:16 AM
Marisa: Ok, I admit it, the endless night, the fake moon, the hats on the statues... It's all Alice's fault! Now, get out the way, you daft cow!
Reimu: Oh bollocks, now you've done it!

What if Yukari's umbrella became Kogasa's sister!?
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Post by: fondue on October 08, 2012, 09:51:26 AM
UMBREALLA'S UNITE
That also means in the fighting games Kogasa-sister-chan has been abused a lot :qq:
 
What if Byakuren and Miko were in a secret relationship and everyone found out?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 08, 2012, 11:12:55 AM
UMBREALLA'S UNITE
That also means in the fighting games Kogasa-sister-chan has been abused a lot :qq:
 
What if Byakuren and Miko were in a secret relationship and everyone found out?

Aya would be very happy about the news that this revelation could create, Futo would try to kill Byakuren like a Kamikaze with her cool boat full of bomb seals and the mangakas would create a lot of H-doujinshis about this case.

What if Marisa started to use a pine tree to fly in the place of a broom.  :V
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on October 08, 2012, 03:03:15 PM
All of Gensokyou would know.. It's Christmas time!
What if the three mischievous fairies tried to get a job?
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Post by: game2011 on October 08, 2012, 04:07:35 PM
"Willing to torment target, given that s/he isn't dangerous, for 800 yen."

What if Shizuha wants a great big hug from you?
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Post by: Ikari on October 08, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Futo would try to kill Byakuren like a Kamikaze with her cool boat full of bomb seals

Most entertaining mental image ever.

What if Shizuha wants a great big hug from you?

Aww, I'd hug her and pet her head before getting one of my finger bitten off by her crab.

What if Letty came to you and asked you menacingly if you think she's fat?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 08, 2012, 06:58:05 PM
Most entertaining mental image ever.

We should create a tumblr about "What if ... touhou" with these images  :V :V :V

What if Letty came to you and asked you menacingly if you think she's fat?

I love my life, so under no circumstances I will say to any girl that she is fat. Therefore I'd say that she is hotter than a hundred of Japanese Summers.

What if you threw a ninja rope with a strong hook at the Hina's ribbons when she starts to spin?
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Post by: Ikari on October 08, 2012, 07:18:20 PM
I love my life, so under no circumstances I will say to any girl that she is fat. Therefore I'd say that she is hotter than a hundred of Japanese Summers.

We're talking about Letty here. You might as well consider yourself dead :getdown:

What if you threw a ninja rope with a strong hook at the Hina's ribbons when she starts to spin?

You'd re-create the bigbang and witness the creation of the universe as Hina's torrent of misfortune would cause you to revert into a single cell and effectively make you the very first being on earth.

What if the Three Fairies of Light ravaged your house and were still doing so as you came back?
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Post by: fondue on October 08, 2012, 08:57:53 PM
Throw fried beans at them.

What if all girls changed into guys?
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Post by: Tengukami on October 08, 2012, 09:44:37 PM
I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?

The person you're talking about made a joke about Yuyuko eating the scale. I think it's OK for people to answer according to canon or to be silly. Not sure why you'd want only silly answers.

What if all girls changed into guys?

Then I guess Rinnosuke would become female, and probably the single most popular resident of Gensokyo.

What if Gensokyo were set in the Bioshock universe?
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Post by: fondue on October 08, 2012, 09:51:26 PM
Eirin=Big Daddy
Kaguya=Little Sister
Mokou=Big Sister
Also I would buy the game and play it for a looooong time!

What if Koishi manipulated my subsconcious so I would never spam again? :V
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Post by: Esper on October 08, 2012, 10:29:43 PM
Then we'd be happy but at the same time we'd feel like something was missing. How I hate that.

What if male characters started becoming more present in the games?
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Post by: Ikari on October 08, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
Touhou would lose a lot of fans :V  Oh and we'd have a lot less Yuri, but probably a lot more of everything else.

What if Murasa sank Futo's boat?
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Post by: Error on October 09, 2012, 12:52:43 AM
There would be a fantastic show of pyromania at the Myouren Temple.

What if Marisa accidentally leveled the forest of magic?
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Post by: Goldom on October 09, 2012, 01:54:35 AM
A level 2 Forest of Magic would surely come with way stronger minor enemies all over the place. Fairies would become a major threat, throwing off the balance of power in the world.

 :V Okay that's not what you meant. So, what if Marisa accidentally destroyed the forest of magic?
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Post by: Imosa on October 09, 2012, 04:43:16 AM
Marisa  has her nose in a book, while Reimu screams in pain off screen.
Marisa: So she already had the treasure's, fascinating.
Reimu: Oh, good lord no! Stop! I bet you!
Marisa: Four Buddhists? It'll never work!
Reimu: No, not the ice it's far too co- OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Marisa: *taking notice* Do I have to everything myself? Sheesh.
Reimu: Kill... me...
Marisa: Tempting but I need you for a barrier- I mean traveling cohort. Besides it's time to kill some Ice Fairy ass. MA-STER SPARK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STFhB7FW9XU&feature=youtu.be&t=43s)
Reimu: Overkill much?

In the end Reimu and Marisa never did find the armor of invincibility.


What if Kaguya and Mokou got out of Gensokyo and now continued their feud with all of our modern amenities. As a bonus, where would you expect to find them?

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Post by: fondue on October 09, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
People would try to get their autographs but they would be too busy killing each other and the would be in southern Japan, maybe?


What if Kanako ate Sanae while Reimu was claiming that I would do anything to make up a what if question?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on October 09, 2012, 08:28:29 PM
Kanako kidnaps Reimu to be her new shrine maiden while I steal his cookies because he said he would do anything to make up a what if question fonduemaster tries to think up a new what if question.

What Yumemi and Shiki Eiki challenged each other to a PHANTASMOGORIA WAR (with Chiyuri and Komachi on the side)?
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Post by: Ikari on October 09, 2012, 09:08:09 PM
Komachi and Chiyuri would look at their boss fight against each other and laugh. The battle would go like this:

S: RELIGION!
Y: SCIENCE!
S: RELIGION!
Y: SCIENCE!
S: HAX SIGN - FINAL JUDGEMENT
Y: *doesn't think of dodging the obviously coming purple ray* ARRRGH!

Argh forgot a what if. What if Unzan married Iku?
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Post by: Error on October 09, 2012, 11:57:06 PM
If Toyohime and Seiga are any indication, she'll turn into a jerk.

What if suppatenko was Tenshi, instead of Ran?
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Post by: Ikari on October 10, 2012, 12:00:32 AM
If Toyohime and Seiga are any indication, she'll turn into a jerk.

That has to be the wittiest answer to a marriage question ever.

I'll let someone else answer your question though, I have nothing funny that comes to mind :c
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Post by: fondue on October 10, 2012, 03:24:45 PM
What if suppatenko was Tenshi, instead of Ran?
NO ME GUSTA
Suppa-Tenshi sounds just... unusual...


What if Yukari used her powers to speed up the fate of the universe by x1000?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on October 10, 2012, 08:38:07 PM
The 450,000,000,0 years Earth has left before the sun blows up will become 450,000,0. It wont effect any living person but future generations may get just a little angry about it. Also th new much faster speed of the Earth spinning will make everyone dizzy.
What if Reimu decided her shrine should become a disco club?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 10, 2012, 10:31:01 PM
The 450,000,000,0 years Earth has left before the sun blows up will become 450,000,0. It wont effect any living person but future generations may get just a little angry about it. Also th new much faster speed of the Earth spinning will make everyone dizzy.
What if Reimu decided her shrine should become a disco club?

Marisa would be responsible for the light effects and Reimu could let her Ying-Yang ball become a light Sphere Ball at the top of the party, but I think that nobody would go there, because normally people only visit Hakurei shrine after getting his ass kicked by Reimu.

What if Mokou started to use a fluffy skirt?
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Post by: Hatateru on October 11, 2012, 04:52:26 PM
Everyone would ditch Ran's fuwa fuwa tails for Mokou's new fuwa fuwa skirt.

What if rampaging Reimu in the Cabin in the Woods?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on October 17, 2012, 04:02:23 PM
Everyone would ditch Ran's fuwa fuwa tails for Mokou's new fuwa fuwa skirt.

What if rampaging Reimu in the Cabin in the Woods?

Um... I don't get this one. Are you referring to Eintei? Also...
If you're referring to Eintei, then i'm guessing Kaguya would have to stop her.

Anyone played Touhou Mother? There's a main arc, and side arcs with the person who everyone seems to hate, Sanae.
I don't know too much about her from canon.
The arcs with Sanae were my favorite though, because they shamelessly ripped off Metroid.
Suwako plays the role of Adam from Metroid Fusion.
Sanae is, you guessed it, Samus Aran.
Kanako plays the role of Mother Brain
Tenshi is Ridley.
Instead of PSI like the other characters, Sanae uses Missiles and Super Missiles
Instead of Lifeup, Reserve Tanks
Instead of meleeing, she uses the Power Beam, then the Spazer.
Her armor is: Normal Clothes, then Varia Suit, then Gravity Suit
Instead of a Max HP stat which increases, she starts with 99 Energy which goes up by 100 for each Energy Tank you find.
Instead of Max PP, Missile Tanks.

So that brings me to my question. What if Sanae is really Samus, but she had amnesia? What would happen if she got her memories back?
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Post by: game2011 on October 17, 2012, 04:44:18 PM
Um... I don't get this one. Are you referring to Eintei? Also...
If you're referring to Eintei, then i'm guessing Kaguya would have to stop her.

Anyone played Touhou Mother? There's a main arc, and side arcs with the person who everyone seems to hate, Sanae.
I don't know too much about her from canon.
The arcs with Sanae were my favorite though, because they shamelessly ripped off Metroid.
Suwako plays the role of Adam from Metroid Fusion.
Sanae is, you guessed it, Samus Aran.
Kanako plays the role of Mother Brain
Tenshi is Ridley.
Instead of PSI like the other characters, Sanae uses Missiles and Super Missiles
Instead of Lifeup, Reserve Tanks
Instead of meleeing, she uses the Power Beam, then the Spazer.
Her armor is: Normal Clothes, then Varia Suit, then Gravity Suit
Instead of a Max HP stat which increases, she starts with 99 Energy which goes up by 100 for each Energy Tank you find.
Instead of Max PP, Missile Tanks.

So that brings me to my question. What if Sanae is really Samus, but she had amnesia? What would happen if she got her memories back?

S/he's actually referring to the horror movie called by that name.

Anyway, your question...

She'll blow up Suwako's hat, because it looks like a Metroid.

What if Utsuho and Cirno decides to play "catch the H-bomb"?  Also, see if you can get the reference to this!
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Post by: EthanSilver on October 21, 2012, 07:38:51 AM
What if Utsuho and Cirno decides to play "catch the H-bomb"?  Also, see if you can get the reference to this!
This, maybe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mZ6Pz4PDHg) (Cirno's the one on the left.) (No, wait, right.) :D

What if Utsuho has been a worker at Chernobyl?
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Post by: Error on October 21, 2012, 08:25:15 AM
For some reason I've always pictured Utsuho as Russian.

I wouldn't be surprised if she caused it to meltdown, accident or not.


What if Reimu was half-youkai?
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Post by: fondue on October 21, 2012, 08:27:26 AM
No wonder why a birdbrain blew everything up.

What if Touhou featured EFZ characters and Kanna challened Yukari to a full-on battle?
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Post by: AJC on October 28, 2012, 04:23:03 PM
what if Suika and Yuugi got pregnant?
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Post by: fondue on October 28, 2012, 07:42:11 PM
what if Suika and Yuugi got pregnant?
Answer my "What If" first :P
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on October 28, 2012, 10:59:53 PM
Dimensions would be crossed, worlds would collide and plenty of things would blow up.

There's a guy somewhere who is very luck, very broken and more than likely both.

What if Touhou was self aware?
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Post by: Aazumin on October 30, 2012, 02:01:34 PM
What if Touhou was self aware?
It would probably admit itself to a mental hospital, or play itself and see why it's so popular.

What would happen if Chen obtained a Shikigami?
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Post by: Natashi on October 30, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
Even more shikigamiception and the shikigami would be eaten by Yukari.

What if Touhou was made by a British guy?
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Post by: Ikari on October 30, 2012, 06:50:27 PM
Marisa: Ok, I admit it, the endless night, the fake moon, the hats on the statues... It's all Alice's fault! Now, get out the way, you daft cow!
Reimu: Oh bollocks, now you've done it!

This is how IN would've went.

What if Yoshika ate Seiga's Pretzel (hair)?
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Post by: SirChaotick on October 30, 2012, 07:12:19 PM
Seiga would beat Yoshika up and then resort to sticking a real pretzel in her hair until reparations are complete.

What if racism became a thing in Gensokyo?
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Post by: fondue on October 30, 2012, 07:27:04 PM
I wouldn't play the games anymore :I


What if Touhou and Seihou switched popularities?
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Post by: Ikari on October 30, 2012, 11:30:59 PM
Then I would feel a thousand time more alone as a Touhou fan. And that's saying a lot.

What if both Reimu and Sanae went completely bat-shit insane and decided to kill every youkai in Gensokyo?

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Post by: Yatakarasu on October 30, 2012, 11:37:45 PM
Then, if they succeeded,  Gensokyo would have no reason to exist.

What if the spell card rules where changed and battles were decided by a rousing game of chess?
Edit:
Fuck I can't type.
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Post by: Ikari on October 30, 2012, 11:43:16 PM
What if the spell card rules where changed and battles where decided by a rousing game of chess?

Then Satori wouldn't ever, ever, EVER lose. And the Touhou games would become a lot more... boring. Imagine watching a lunatic run. Instead of seeing millions of colorful bullets fly from everywhere, we'd have 3 hours long chess battles.

What if Reimu had a sister and she'd come to visit?
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Post by: fondue on October 31, 2012, 12:19:40 AM
Her sister could be Minty... :3

What if Satori read your mind?
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Post by: Yatakarasu on October 31, 2012, 03:07:17 AM
What if Satori read your mind?
Then she would know that I would want to hug her, Okuu, Orin, and Koishi.  :3

What if Touhou characters had access to the internet?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on October 31, 2012, 09:29:22 AM
Then she would know that I would want to hug her, Okuu, Orin, and Koishi.  :3

What if Touhou characters had access to the internet?

They would get very shocked when they know the power of the rule 34.

What if Parsea Parsee was an evolution from Horsea?
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Post by: game2011 on October 31, 2012, 02:41:21 PM
You can also find wild Parsea Parsee by walking on bridges.

What if Satori has a pet rock?
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Post by: AJC on October 31, 2012, 03:37:34 PM
i would question her sanity.

What if the Next touhou game is a game like Sonic Generations where the modern meets the past?
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Post by: game2011 on October 31, 2012, 03:44:43 PM
The plot is about Sakuya mastering her time manipulation power so that she can travel to the past in attempt to rewrite history to make herself the main character the series.  This causes Reimu to meets her PC-98 self, so they team up to go through stages and fight bosses from each of the mainstream games, ultimately facing the maid herself in the end!

What if Medicine poisoned the water supply of Gensokyo?
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Post by: AJC on October 31, 2012, 04:04:55 PM
then she would have some angry mikos out to get her as well has keine.

What if Komachi was a Bleach Shinigami?
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Post by: Imosa on November 02, 2012, 03:52:54 AM
She'd own. Kubo might not be a fan of a character with that much depth.

What if Kosuzu was a villain. What would her evil plot be? (thank god for new material to work with)
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Post by: game2011 on November 02, 2012, 04:19:25 PM
Given that she has the Necronomicon, it's obvious that she's going to summon Cth...  I mean Ikamusume to take over Gensokyo and eventually the world.

What if you find Yuuka underneath your porch?
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Post by: AJC on November 02, 2012, 05:07:35 PM
you get raped by her you tenderly love her.


what if The Bydo from R-type invaded Gensokyo?
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Post by: Imosa on November 02, 2012, 09:37:27 PM
Yukari would organize a counter attack and play RTS style war until she gets board. Then she'll fall asleep, wake up a week later to find the last resistances crumbling before saying "oops" and instakilling it with deus ex machiGAP goodness.

What if decided that second strongest was pretty alright with her.
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Post by: Ikari on November 03, 2012, 03:42:27 AM
What if decided that second strongest was pretty alright with her.

...This question just doesn't make sense at all.
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on November 03, 2012, 04:02:41 AM
second strongest  = second cirno?  :V
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Post by: Imosa on November 03, 2012, 05:15:55 AM
Oh god I meant "What if Cirno decided that second strongest was pretty alright with her?" Yeah, I was a bit tired.

What Kaguya updated her computer to Windows 8?
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Post by: fondue on November 05, 2012, 01:53:01 PM
Kaguya: Eirin what is this crap?
Eirin: The new windows 8.
Kaguya: Where's the start menu?
Eirin: It desn't have one, princess.
Kaguya: *Throws out computer* FUCK THIS I'M GETTING A JOB
 
What if Yukari bordered herself?
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Post by: Yatakarasu on November 05, 2012, 03:29:15 PM
Boarder-ception, then the universe would divide by zero.

What if Reimu actually got donations?
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Post by: Ikari on November 06, 2012, 02:57:45 AM
Marisa: Hey there Reimu!
Reimu: Hey Marisa!
Marisa: You seem particularly happy today.
Reimu: I got donations! Finally, I can eat as much as I want!
Marisa: That's coo-
Reimu: *Vomits pieces of various metals*
Marisa: ...What the hell, Reimu, you aren't supposed to EAT the donations you receive, you're supposed to BUY FOOD WITH THEM!
Reimu: I FORGOT, MARISA, I JUST FORGOT!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG! *Vomits more pieces of various metals* OH GOD THE PAIIIIIN!!!



What if Suwako disappeared forever due to a lack of faith?
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Post by: The Unlimited RR on November 06, 2012, 03:25:46 AM
Lolicons the world over would cry.

What if Marisa was chained to a chair and forced to choose one AND ONLY ONE romantic interest?
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Post by: Ikari on November 06, 2012, 06:27:35 PM
Thus Marisa and her broom lived happily ever after and had no babies.

What if Patchouli's health got so bad, she'd be stuck in a wheelchair?
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Post by: fondue on November 06, 2012, 06:32:00 PM
She wouldn't be able to do her weird flying pose anymore D:


What if Orin met Nindella?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 07, 2012, 03:05:16 AM
She'd probably do the same thing she tried to do to Reimu ( i.e. kill her, and take her corpse home)
Then, she'd set it up wherever the heck she sleeps, and use it as a decoration.

(I'm assuming you're referring to the channel i found when i searched Google for Nindella. Ironically, if you didn't mean that, she does Touhou LP's)


What if the US Military was composed entirely of Gensokyo's youkai?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 07, 2012, 10:14:19 AM
Then there will be no need for a nuclear bomb or further weapon development. All will bow down to the US, either from moe-moe or sheer firepower.

What if Reimu learnt how to gamble?

[Well, her donation box being empty and her poverty has always been a problem...]
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Post by: Delfigamer on November 07, 2012, 11:51:01 AM
What if Reimu learnt how to gamble?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/920195

What if Yukari would organized tours to outside world for rich youkai?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 07, 2012, 01:40:44 PM
If "Outside world" meant "our world" I guess the first thing they will deal with is border police and customs, then visas... and probably international arrest and subsequent imprisonment. That is, if they did not decide to blow up/eat/damaku the hell out of the police first.

If we look positively, we will have a booming economy, and the Yokai will be on All-You-Can-Eat buffets in our world.

Also, very, very nice picture you have there. Linked from which doujinshi? [I did not know that they would look so awesome with their suits]

What if Utsuho knew how to make money/actually was capable of a normal person's thought?
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Post by: EthanSilver on November 08, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
What if Utsuho knew how to make money/actually was capable of a normal person's thought?
Woah. The question split into two!! Gotta remerge the answers...

If A Utsuho relatively were smart capable Utsuho of would making clearly money, be she a would major have threat. to Poor move girl out might of look the up Flaming physics Hell and or move it'd away melt/burn from away. the She nuclear would and also closer have towards to the find quantum/string youkai world. willing Indeterminate to superposition partake of in hellcrow financial states transactions. galore!
Yessssss, got both answers to be the same amount of words.



What if spellcards have been mistakened as being non-fatal due to Komachi's slacking off and not bothering to deal with the deceased yet?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 08, 2012, 03:09:39 AM
Woah. The question split into two!! Gotta remerge the answers...

If A Utsuho relatively were smart capable Utsuho of would making clearly money, be she a would major have threat. to Poor move girl out might of look the up Flaming physics Hell and or move it'd away melt/burn from away. the She nuclear would and also closer have towards to the find quantum/string youkai world. willing Indeterminate to superposition partake of in hellcrow financial states transactions. galore!
Yessssss, got both answers to be the same amount of words.



What if spellcards have been mistakened as being non-fatal due to Komachi's slacking off and not bothering to deal with the deceased yet?

Well, if Komachi suddenly decided to go to work, 99% of the Gensokyo population would suddenly die due to previous defeats in SpellCard duels.
Wait... they would still be fine, since a Shinigami could still be fought off.
Ah, well.
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What if Sakuya actually caught a fever due to overwork and was bedridden for 6 months?
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Post by: Terrabreak on November 08, 2012, 04:27:57 AM
Flandre would go out and cook Fairy soup (Made OF faries, not by faries) for 6 lovely months.

What if Unzan escaped to a cementery every full moon to talk to his  old buddies, Myouren and Youki?
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Post by: Ikari on November 08, 2012, 04:42:14 AM
Youki: Hah, my grand-daughter is a wonderful swordsman! She can cut through almost anything at the speed of light! She's so hard-working too!
Myouren: How nice! My little sister is now working hard for her dream of peace between youkai and humans; I'm so proud she decided to continue what I couldn't finish!
Unzan: ...
Youki: How about you Unzan? How's Ichirin?
Myouren: Yes, she works for Byakuren, no? How is she doing?
Unzan: ...She's a fantastic hitbox.

What if Kaguya and Mokou's immortality wore off?
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Post by: game2011 on November 08, 2012, 05:58:05 AM
They instantly become old women due to age catching up with them.

What if Mokou did a silly dance at Kaguya's funeral as a form of insult to her?  No, this question is NOT a continuation of the question above, so please do not treat it as such.
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on November 08, 2012, 06:01:56 AM
Keine would join in and both will get kicked out by Eirin :P

What if Kaguya did a silly dance at Mokou's funeral to insult her? As above, this question is NOT a continuation of both questions above :P
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 08, 2012, 06:11:42 AM
Keine would join in and both will get kicked out by Eirin :P

What if Kaguya did a silly dance at Mokou's funeral to insult her? As above, this question is NOT a continuation of both questions above :P

In the first place, Kaguya would be like "HELP ME, EIRIN!!!"
"What for, my princess?"
"Dance to Mokou..."

Well, if the lazy princess did do it, Mokou would instantly resurrect, and make sure the one that is dead is Kaguya.
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What if Patchouli managed to gain access to a computer?
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Post by: game2011 on November 08, 2012, 07:33:43 AM
Behold as she controls everything electronic in the SDM using it!

What if while walking elegantly in the Human Village, Sakuya trips and makes a complete mess and fool out of herself, thus ruining her image, and everyone, including Remilia, laughs hysterically at the sight of it?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 08, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
Behold as she controls everything electronic in the SDM using it!

What if while walking elegantly in the Human Village, Sakuya trips and makes a complete mess and fool out of herself, thus ruining her image, and everyone, including Remilia, laughs hysterically at the sight of it?

Sakuya = Non-hypercompetent maid.

OR.... she could just time-stop, pick herself up, undo all the mess, knock out/knife all that saw it, then walk on elegantly as if nothing happened.

She would just pick herself up and walk away. After time-stopping to clean up the mess, of course. As if nothing happened.
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What if, China MeiLing ever went into Patchouli's Library and read a book about Mao ZeDong? [The famous Chinese Communist Leader]
^Well I see this is a hypersensitive question so...

What if Flandre lost her voice, so she cannot Kyuu~ anything?
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Post by: game2011 on November 08, 2012, 03:24:29 PM
That's when she starts using the Laevateinn more often.

What if while Miko is giving a Taoism-related speech, Byakuren throws a shoe at her, but she manages to graze it?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on November 08, 2012, 04:34:48 PM
That's when she starts using the Laevateinn more often.

What if while Miko is giving a Taoism-related speech, Byakuren throws a shoe at her, but she manages to graze it?

Lol, Byakuren would be kicked out of the speech and arrested by Futo's incredible flying patrol boat, after she would call Nazrin to be her lawyer after.
Also Miko would get 1 graze point  :V

What if Suika was addicted in soda instead of alcohol?
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Post by: fondue on November 08, 2012, 04:56:57 PM
Well instead of drunken she'd been hyper in IaMP. And a lot harder.


What if Yukari caught you jerking off and sold the video and pictures to Aya unless if you did her work for her for an eternity? :V :V :V
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Post by: EthanSilver on November 08, 2012, 07:46:04 PM
What if Yukari caught you jerking off and sold the video and pictures to Aya unless if you did her work for her for an eternity? :V :V :V
What if I want to send Aya pictures/videos of myself jerking off and work for Yukari? :/ Can I at least convince her to write obnoxious and creepy messages on the photos, like "LAWL LOOK HAOW BIG IT SI!!!" and "COAM AND GET IT BERD LAEDY!!!!1!"?

Sigh... Fine.

If that were the way things went, one could make a pretty strong case for Yukari being a closet voyeur and a control freak - what other kind of person would poke around random people's rooms in the outside world on the off chance they can be caught jerking off and blackmailed? This would raise quite a few questions as to why she's always hanging around Reimu - does Gensokyo's only non-waste-of-space shrine maiden have certain unthinkable natural urges, and is Yukari profiting from it in some creepy inappropriate way?

This (http://i.imgur.com/pAUJR.png) is my theory (NSFW!!!!)



What if you found out that Gensokyo were real AND within walking distance! Only catch is, it's actually a miniature ant-sized world under your bathroom sink. With tiny microbe-sized fairies shooting electron-sized bullets at one-another.
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Post by: Kami-sama! on November 08, 2012, 08:12:27 PM
I would start to study up on science and try to invent a shrink ray/potion/whatever to shrink myself so I can be in Gensokyo.

What is Suika drank me D:?
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Post by: NuclearFalcon on November 08, 2012, 09:26:10 PM

What if Utsuho knew how to make money/actually was capable of a normal person's thought?

I am a rule 63 answer to that question.  Based on that she would probably go to college to become some kind of nuclear scientist.

What if it were true that Yukari can appear in people's dreams (based on the PMiSS profile) and appeared in your dreams while you are lucid and you realized that tidbit that she controls the reality of it.  Yeah, real mind screw on what you think is real and not real.
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Post by: EthanSilver on November 08, 2012, 11:04:54 PM
Skipping Lolisake's question? :/
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 09, 2012, 05:18:27 AM
I would start to study up on science and try to invent a shrink ray/potion/whatever to shrink myself so I can be in Gensokyo.

What is Suika drank me D:?

Flandre is your answer.
Or... She would just complain that the Sake tastes weird and continue drinking sake.
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What if Sakuya decided that "Screw the SDM, they are not paying me enough" and decided to go elsewhere?
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Post by: Delfigamer on November 09, 2012, 07:56:05 AM
What if Sakuya decided that "Screw the SDM, they are not paying me enough" and decided to go elsewhere?
I'd catch her and make her my maid.  :V
Oh wait, probably I haven't enough money. Oh no.
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What if it were true that Yukari can appear in people's dreams (based on the PMiSS profile) and appeared in your dreams while you are lucid and you realized that tidbit that she controls the reality of it.  Yeah, real mind screw on what you think is real and not real.
I'd ask her to give me money enough to have Sakuya as a maid.  :V
Oh wait, probably Yukari would make me work on her for eternety for that. Oh no. T_T
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Also, very, very nice picture you have there. Linked from which doujinshi? [I did not know that they would look so awesome with their suits]
My fellow schizophrenic gave me that picture. I haven't read this doujinshi, actually.
BTW, Touhou - The White Wolf Shrine Maiden (futatsuki hisame) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3522) :3
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What if Rinnosuke built the Danmaku Colosseum?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 09, 2012, 08:14:01 AM
I'd catch her and make her my maid.  :V
Oh wait, probably I haven't enough money. Oh no.
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I'd ask her to give me money enough to have Sakuya as a maid.  :V
Oh wait, probably Yukari would make me work on her for eternety for that. Oh no. T_T
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My fellow schizophrenic gave me that picture. I haven't read this doujinshi, actually.
BTW, Touhou - The White Wolf Shrine Maiden (futatsuki hisame) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3522) :3
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What if Rinnosuke built the Danmaku Colosseum?
First off, thanks for the link! Now... the question...

Assuming that a Colosseum is where people watch fights for entertainment, and how many bullets there are in a Danmaku Fight, and how one would like to stay away from those fights as much as possible if he/she is not the best fighters out there...

Rinnosuke would either
a) Run out of funds to sustain the Colosseum
b) Run out of funds repairing the Colosseum
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What if Keine decided to screw with history and gender-bended most of the Gensokyo population?
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Post by: Delfigamer on November 09, 2012, 08:23:18 AM
Then ZUN would be born as girl.

What if baterry in Toyo-waifu's player died?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 10, 2012, 01:54:19 PM
Then ZUN would be born as girl.

What if baterry in Toyo-waifu's player died?

She would learn to quit her addiction to music...
Or Rinnosuke would be tasked with the holy privilege to get her a spare set of batteries or a charger.
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What if Remillia decided  to enter the "fortune telling" profession?
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Post by: game2011 on November 10, 2012, 05:15:18 PM
Pay extra to change your fate.

What if Tewi played a prank on Flandre, humiliating her badly, and got away with it completely?
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Post by: Ikari on November 10, 2012, 06:00:22 PM
What if Tewi played a prank on Flandre, humiliating her badly, and got away with it completely?

Out of pride for the Scarlet lineage, Remilia decides that the SDM would raid the Eientei and thus, Touhou 14 is created.

What if Aya had to find a second job other than journalist?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 10, 2012, 06:10:17 PM
Out of pride for the Scarlet lineage, Remilia decides that the SDM would raid the Eientei and thus, Touhou 14 is created.

What if Aya had to find a second job other than journalist?

Considering how she apparently used to be risque, she'd probably start selling THOSE pictures on the black market.

What if the Touhou Characters became aware of this forum, and knew where we all lived?
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Post by: Ikari on November 10, 2012, 06:21:52 PM
What if the Touhou Characters became aware of this forum, and knew where we all lived?

My house would be full of Koishi-traps. (Namely, cakes and beds randomly lying everywhere.)

What if Shou accidentally broke her Pagoda by dropping it?
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on November 10, 2012, 08:22:51 PM
Multiple possible answers for that.

1. Shou asks Nazrin to go look for another one.
2. When Byakuren comes asking why the Pagoda is broken, Shou blames it on Flandre
3. Shou asks Nitori to fix it up for her.

What if Shikieiki caught you fishing in the Sanzu river?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 11, 2012, 12:12:05 AM
Slakers gotta slack, she probably would not kill you...
Perhaps demand a few fish for you to keep your life...

OR
kill you as a token to represent she done her job...

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What if Patchouli introduced manga to Flandre?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 11, 2012, 04:48:28 AM
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What if Patchouli introduced manga to Flandre?

Flandre starts copying characters from said manga. You can hear "Kame... HAME..." coming from the basement. And patchouli starts looking a lot more harried, because when Flandre DOES detonate that bomb, it won't be pretty.

As for the previous question:

What if Shikieiki caught you fishing in the Sanzu river?
She kills you, then brings you back as a Shingami for
your sheer nerve. (i believe the previous poster mistook Shikieiki for Komachi.)

On to my question:
What if Flandre broke into a Brawl match? Or some bright spark opened up a portal which let to *insert game name here*?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 11, 2012, 06:02:31 AM
Flandre starts copying characters from said manga. You can hear "Kame... HAME..." coming from the basement. And patchouli starts looking a lot more harried, because when Flandre DOES detonate that bomb, it won't be pretty.

As for the previous question:She kills you, then brings you back as a Shingami for
your sheer nerve. (i believe the previous poster mistook Shikieiki for Komachi.)

On to my question:
What if Flandre broke into a Brawl match? Or some bright spark opened up a portal which let to *insert game name here*?

Ah... forgive me... the moment I see "Sanzu River" I think of Komachi... natural reaction, sorry.

Now, let us answer that...

"Wow... what is this place? I did not remember this in the Scarlet Devil Mansion..."
*Gets hit by a sword in the middle of the match*

Somewhere in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Remilia has noticed a disturbance in the fates of some of the characters in her latest electric shikigami she lent to Flandre that she got from Rinnosuke...

*Cleaved by Laevateinn*
"Kyuu~"
*The opponent's life bar explodes at will*

Remilia realised that the most broken character in the game was about to be her own sister.
Flandre would finally have somewhere that she could Kyuu~ anything at will.

Then any video game she went to would involve her being the ultimate and unbeatable win-button.

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What if Rinnosuke acquired a gun, and knew how to use it?
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Post by: Ikari on November 11, 2012, 08:41:02 AM
It would do the Sanae effect.

Rinnosuke: Haha, fear this mighty weapon!!!
Reimu: Uuuh... You think this weapon who has limited ammo, can only shoot one bullet per fire and occupies your hands frightens me? I- No, WE can all shoot an infinite amount of bullets with a thought!
Rinnosuke: ......Crap.

What if Marisa's broom broke?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 11, 2012, 02:25:47 PM
It would do the Sanae effect.

Rinnosuke: Haha, fear this mighty weapon!!!
Reimu: Uuuh... You think this weapon who has limited ammo, can only shoot one bullet per fire and occupies your hands frightens me? I- No, WE can all shoot an infinite amount of bullets with a thought!
Rinnosuke: ......Crap.

What if Marisa's broom broke?

And I was hoping a gun would balance things out...

Let's get to answering that question...

Marisa would quit being a magician, because she believes that a magician must have a broom. Also, no more stardust reverie and broomryuken*.
She would be downgraded to a stage 3 boss.
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What if Reimu wanted a wardrobe change with Sakuya?
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Post by: Imosa on November 11, 2012, 09:11:00 PM
I see no reason we can't figure this out:
Danboru Warning (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1265634/1boy-1girl-alternate_costume-apron-black_hair-bow-)
oh, turns out I can't find Sakuya as a shrine maiden, probably because sakuya was confined indoors without proper shoulder coverage to keep her warm.

What if Thanksgiving were celebrated in Gensokyo. Turkey?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 12, 2012, 01:46:08 AM
What if Thanksgiving were celebrated in Gensokyo. Turkey?

Not happening. If someone tried, either Sanae/Kanako/Suwako or Byakuren/Nue/Ichirin would 3X BEATDOWN COMBO the person who tried to start it. Because they would only see the religion of those who started it (i.e. NOT THEIRS) and precede to attack the blasphemer.

What if Team ⑨ absconded into the outside world? And the portal opened in the middle of the Oval Office?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 12, 2012, 08:10:15 AM
After a short round of talks between the president and Cirno, Cirno would decide that "Eye'm the strongest, that seat belongs to Eye!"

[Just in case: Eye is used due to the contraction that Cirno uses - Atai]
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What if Yuyuko ever ate Youmu's phantom -half/Myon?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 12, 2012, 10:45:45 AM
After a short round of talks between the president and Cirno, Cirno would decide that "Eye'm the strongest, that seat belongs to Eye!"

[Just in case: Eye is used due to the contraction that Cirno uses - Atai]
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What if Yuyuko ever ate Youmu's phantom -half/Myon?

Really? I have my issues with some of these answers, so let me thrash them out right now.

Gun Question:
Yes, perhaps it CAN shoot only one bullet per fire. On the OTHER HAND, A gun is capable of causing SERIOUS PHYSICAL HARM. The spellcard rules mean danmaku is NOT capable of causing physical harm. If there's one bullet from a gun in a touhou, they're going to be in physical agony. Which is not something they normally deal with.

Tewi Pranks Flandre:
If Remi was really that upset, why not just simply let Flandre attack Eintei? No need to waste resources on an organized attack when it's basically just vengeance...

Team ⑨ in the oval office:
I think you're giving Rumia, Mystia, and Wriggle too much credit. Seems likely to me, especially if there's nobody around, Rumia would try to eat the president. Then i guess Cirno would take the seat... until the secret service came in and tried to kill them. After that... place your bets on who's winning.

Yuyuko would see firsthand what digestion does to a body because as she digests Myon, Youmu would decay as well.

EDIT: Forgot my question. *facepalm*
What if Touhou was a text adventure?
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Post by: Delfigamer on November 12, 2012, 12:49:23 PM
* remembered Space Rangers' text quests (http://www.desura.com/members/dexp/images/instead-space-rangers-quest-pack)  :V *
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Marisa sees a strange figure on the top of stairs, a loli body with a useless ghost on a leash. It is Youmu Konpaku.
> Sneak though her.
> Ask Youmu Konpaku to not to attack gently.
> Ask Youmu Konpaku to get her ass out of your way not gently.
> Masterspark her in the face!
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What if Yukari began to recruit new shikigamis because Ran ran away?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 12, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
* remembered Space Rangers' text quests (http://www.desura.com/members/dexp/images/instead-space-rangers-quest-pack)  :V *________

What if Yukari began to recruit new shikigamis because Ran ran away?


Just a little to that...

>Marisa: BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!!
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Now, to answer...
Well, Ran would officially be out of a job, and probably go back to being a beast. The human village would lose one more big customer of Fried Tofu, and Yukari would have no better Shikigami, because the best is gone... (Unless she goes for the ELECTRIC SHIKIGAMI we are all using...)
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What if Keine were ever to become the Minister of Education of Gensokyo, or EVEN USA?!
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 12, 2012, 03:00:21 PM
Well, that would be pretty nice. Only problem would be her Hakutaku form. Oh well, as long as she's not in the moonlight, she's not in that form, right?

But, for starters, we'd see this country's TERRIBLE educational system slowly start being decluttered and unjammed, as various politicians blocking the system start "disappearing" or "having accidents" I could see Keine deliberately being in front of people blocking the system right before she turned to her Hakutaku form. She'll certainly clear out gov't beuricracy.

What if the Touhous actually did exist, somewhere in cyberspace? And you discovered the exact IP of where Gensokyo was?
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Post by: fondue on November 12, 2012, 04:34:57 PM
I would try to hack into it but Nitori-block would stop me :I


What if you could transform into any Touhou?
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Post by: Kami-sama! on November 12, 2012, 05:30:29 PM
She steals borrows the broom that Reimu uses.

What is Byakuren was given the challenge of making Parsee unjealous?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 12, 2012, 05:58:21 PM
She steals borrows the broom that Reimu uses.

What is Byakuren was given the challenge of making Parsee unjealous?

Whoa. That was like 9 questions ago.

Guess i'll try to answer both questions...
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What if Byakuren was given the challenge of making Parsee unjealous?

She would not, because it would be murder. Parsee is jealous because she is the EMBODIMENT of jealousy.
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What if you could transform into any Touhou?
Transform into any touhou? Um... Nitori. I've always been a fan of tech, and (her fear of humans notwithstanding) of all the Touhous, i'd think we'd get along the best. Still has spellcards and danmaku, but speaks my language. Tech language. And it would certainly liven up "job experience" on a resume... and/or save money on tech support/electrician/repair bills.


So... What if Yukari had a secret stash of games, which Reimu found? And i mean games for that ELECTRIC SHIKIGAMI. And maybe a couple of consoles, too?

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Post by: Kami-sama! on November 12, 2012, 06:11:37 PM
Whoa. That was like 9 questions ago.
Huh? Did my answer get delayed or something? Well, I guess I should answer fonduemaster's question for the sake of sticking to the rules.
Well, I would transform into Sakuya, cause then I could stop time and do whatever I want >:D.

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What if Yukari had a secret stash of games, which Reimu found? And i mean games for that ELECTRIC SHIKIGAMI. And maybe a couple of consoles, too?
Reimu would sell them to the outside world, then realise that outside world money is useless. And the people who bought these games would suddenly find them missing, cause Yukari gapped them back.



e: Oh wait, I see, I was catching up to the thread and forgot to turn the page, so I assumed that Ikari's question was the latest one, sorry ^^"


e2: What if Shikieiki judged while drunk?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 12, 2012, 09:48:40 PM
She'd be even more intolerable than ever in her lectures, since the person is not only having to put up with the lecture, but the fact that she's drunk and therefore seems to have a lot less right to talk about that person's lifestyle.

(I check this thing frequently, k?)

What if Blumiere and Timpani wound up in Gensokyo after the events of Super Paper Mario?
(If you don't know them, DON'T LOOK IT UP. MASSIVE SPOILERS.)
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Post by: Ikari on November 13, 2012, 12:17:05 AM
Really? I have my issues with some of these answers, so let me thrash them out right now.

I don't know much about Super Paper Mario, so I'm not suited to answer, but just an FYI, we aren't making science here, we're making silly responses to silly questions. While an answer may not be what you would like it to be, no need to go ''No, that wouldn't happen because *logic*''. That's just like someone re-telling a joke without a punchline because it would make more sense.

Most answers here are joke-answers, puns and meme/fandom inspired conclusions. If you're expecting serious answers and end up not being happy when they aren't, go in the miscellaneous questions thread or something.
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 13, 2012, 02:46:54 AM
I don't know much about Super Paper Mario, so I'm not suited to answer, but just an FYI, we aren't making science here, we're making silly responses to silly questions. While an answer may not be what you would like it to be, no need to go ''No, that wouldn't happen because *logic*''. That's just like someone re-telling a joke without a punchline because it would make more sense.

Most answers here are joke-answers, puns and meme/fandom inspired conclusions. If you're expecting serious answers and end up not being happy when they aren't, go in the miscellaneous questions thread or something.
Fogetting to post the next question makes me cry... Er... Lol. Yeah you know what to add.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 13, 2012, 03:39:29 AM
I don't know much about Super Paper Mario, so I'm not suited to answer, but just an FYI, we aren't making science here, we're making silly responses to silly questions. While an answer may not be what you would like it to be, no need to go ''No, that wouldn't happen because *logic*''. That's just like someone re-telling a joke without a punchline because it would make more sense.

Most answers here are joke-answers, puns and meme/fandom inspired conclusions. If you're expecting serious answers and end up not being happy when they aren't, go in the miscellaneous questions thread or something.

Fair enough.
I'd post a question and answer teh last one, but the last question was mine... So answering it would be kinda silly.
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Post by: Ikari on November 13, 2012, 03:41:59 AM
Fair enough.
I'd post a question and answer teh last one, but the last question was mine... So answering it would be kinda silly.

Thanks for your understanding. I'm sorry, it may have came off as harsh.
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Post by: fondue on November 13, 2012, 08:21:58 AM
i have no idea whats going on here now
What if Blumiere and Timpani wound up in Gensokyo after the events of Super Paper Mario?
Touhou could be a completely different game.
 
What if Iku taught Tenshi how to dance and she entered a dance competition against Alice, Genji, Remilia and Kyouko?
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Post by: Starxsword on November 13, 2012, 09:29:11 AM
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Gun Question:
Yes, perhaps it CAN shoot only one bullet per fire. On the OTHER HAND, A gun is capable of causing SERIOUS PHYSICAL HARM. The spellcard rules mean danmaku is NOT capable of causing physical harm. If there's one bullet from a gun in a touhou, they're going to be in physical agony. Which is not something they normally deal with.

Then at least fact check before you correct other people. Most characters in Touhou are unaffected by bullets, so I have no idea why you would believe a gun can cause serious physical harm if any. If you look at the description of youkai, physical damage do not work well on them. It is spiritual damage that hurts them.
Secondly, we don't even know if a bullet can travel fast enough to hit a touhou character. Marisa dodged her own Final Spark.

Also, the spell card rules do not mean danmaku is not capable of causing physical harm. The spell card rules is a guideline and not any rule set in stone. There are plenty of examples in which fights do cause physical harm(Reimu's shrine is destroyed in a fight between Yukari and Tenshi) and death(border team did not hold back against Mokou).

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What if Iku taught Tenshi how to dance and she entered a dance competition against Alice, Genji, Remilia and Kyouko?

Considering that Tenshi most likely has the most dancing skills, Tenshi would win hands down. Everyday is singing, dancing, drinking, rinse and repeat.


What if someone decides to pull the keystone from Reimu's shrine?
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Post by: game2011 on November 13, 2012, 11:58:54 AM
Ruukoto will rise from underneath the shrine, having revealed to be sealed away by Reimu when the robot went berserk due to a bug in programing, and shrine maiden couldn't bring herself to destroy her.

What if all your base are belong to Nue?
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Post by: Ikari on November 13, 2012, 02:42:12 PM
Byakuren: What happen ?
Shou: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Murasa: We get signal.
Byakuren: What !
Murasa: Main screen turn on.
Byakuren: It?s you !!
NUE: How are you ladies !!
NUE: All your base are belong to us.
NUE: You are on the way to using a continue.
Byakuren: What you say !!
NUE: You have no chance to 1CC make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ?
Murasa: Captain !!
Byakuren: Take off every Holy Palaquins!!
Byakuren: You know what you doing.
Byakuren: Move the Holy Palaquin.
Captain: For the light of the Dharma.

What if Reimu decided to become a witch and Marisa decided to become a Miko?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 13, 2012, 02:53:24 PM
Byakuren: What happen ?
Shou: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Murasa: We get signal.
Byakuren: What !
Murasa: Main screen turn on.
Byakuren: It?s you !!
NUE: How are you ladies !!
NUE: All your base are belong to us.
NUE: You are on the way to using a continue.
Byakuren: What you say !!
NUE: You have no chance to 1CC make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ?
Murasa: Captain !!
Byakuren: Take off every Holy Palaquins!!
Byakuren: You know what you doing.
Byakuren: Move the Holy Palaquin.
Captain: For the light of the Dharma.

What if Reimu decided to become a witch and Marisa decided to become a Miko?

Before you knew it, Marisa-miko would be getting A LOT of donations, due to her "borrowing", and Reimu would probably want to get out of that stuffy witch outfit, with too much shoulder coverage.

BTW, Marisa was a magician last time I checked I guess...
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What if Aya were to work for a paparazzi magazine in our world?
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Post by: Ikari on November 13, 2012, 09:46:53 PM
Before you knew it, Marisa-miko would be getting A LOT of donations, due to her "borrowing", and Reimu would probably want to get out of that stuffy witch outfit, with too much shoulder coverage.

BTW, Marisa was a magician last time I checked I guess...
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What if Aya were to work for a paparazzi magazine in our world?

I can totally see Reimu go like ''Marisa, how the hell are you supposed to wear that? Where are the armpit holes?''. And Marisa is technically a magician, but calls herself a witch, acts like a witch and uses a broom because ''that's what witches do''. Plus the outfit.

If Aya worked as a paparazzi journalist... Hmm... Remember the whole scandal about Kate and Williams' topless incident? We'd be getting oh so much more of those. Any celebrity would fear her with all their heart, for she has no shame, for they cannot escape...

Plus, I'd so read that magazine. Anyway, what if Hina decided to gather fortune instead of misfortune?
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Post by: game2011 on November 14, 2012, 02:16:21 AM
She'll have lots of people following her in order to obtain fortune.

What if Aya looks at you with a smile, tilts her headed to the side slightly in a way that is considered cute, walks up to you, pets you, and then walks away, never coming back again, thus making you wonder what on earth that was all about just now?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 14, 2012, 02:28:46 AM
She'll have lots of people following her in order to obtain fortune.

What if Aya looks at you with a smile, tilts her headed to the side slightly in a way that is considered cute, walks up to you, pets you, and then walks away, never coming back again, thus making you wonder what on earth that was all about just now?

You know that something is wrong considering that she never does that, and she would have taken that picture and posted it in her newspaper as a scandal of sorts. She is without shame, after all.
She would have taken some inappropriate pictures, or pictures from suggestive angles... and tarnish your reputation with them.

Or perhaps you are just cute. Though I would like to read her newspaper article on that photo she took with her camera...
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What if Aya obtained the most powerful invention in the history of mankind for paparazzi... THE PINHOLE CAMERA?!
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Post by: PhantomSong on November 14, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
What if Aya obtained the most powerful invention in the history of mankind for paparazzi... THE PINHOLE CAMERA?!
She would put in the shrine and wait for Reimu to change clothes.

What if Patchouli was able to control her hindrances? 
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Post by: EthanSilver on November 14, 2012, 05:50:48 AM
What if Patchouli was able to control her hindrances?

Reimu: Ha! You're out of spellcards! Victory is mine!!
Patchy: Ha to you! I still have one last card up my sleeve...! ANEMIA SIGN [Unexplained Sudden Weakness]!
*Patchy suddenly goes a full shade paler and collapses weakly, groaning.*
Reimu: ...Huh. *Proceeds to stage 5.*



What if, instead of fast-paced danmaku combat, disputes in Gensokyo were resolved by playing long, highly drawn-out games of shogi?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 14, 2012, 09:44:23 AM
Reimu: Ha! You're out of spellcards! Victory is mine!!
Patchy: Ha to you! I still have one last card up my sleeve...! ANEMIA SIGN [Unexplained Sudden Weakness]!
*Patchy suddenly goes a full shade paler and collapses weakly, groaning.*
Reimu: ...Huh. *Proceeds to stage 5.*



What if, instead of fast-paced danmaku combat, disputes in Gensokyo were resolved by playing long, highly drawn-out games of shogi?

Then Reimu would never win, and Rinnosuke would actually have a chance at winning. Keine would be lecturing all her opponents about the important components of Shogi and its history.
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What if Cirno was the one that ate the Yata-Garatsu and received... NUCLEAR FUSION [Utsuho's power]?
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Post by: Nevindar on November 14, 2012, 10:10:13 AM
Different outcomes depending on various factors...

The silly answer would be: She would melt.

But if we put some effort into it...

The underground would not have been introduced, the game would probably be centered around misty lake,
Cirno would become a master of Cold Fusion, the entire incident would be based on how she could finally
show everyone that she is "The strongest", spawn way more jokes about "Being the Strongest", turn Daiyousei
into an EX-Boss and transform the lake into a hotspring in the end.

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What if... Rinnosuke was a playable character?
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Post by: Ran-Rii on November 14, 2012, 02:20:31 PM
Different outcomes depending on various factors...

The silly answer would be: She would melt.

But if we put some effort into it...

The underground would not have been introduced, the game would probably be centered around misty lake,
Cirno would become a master of Cold Fusion, the entire incident would be based on how she could finally
show everyone that she is "The strongest", spawn way more jokes about "Being the Strongest", turn Daiyousei
into an EX-Boss and transform the lake into a hotspring in the end.

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What if... Rinnosuke was a playable character?

Flat answer will be that he would lose every duel [b/c no spellcard] but if we made things a little more creative...

Touhou 14: Impossible Mechanics

>Select playable character
      >Flandre
         >Shot: "Kyuu~" everything in existence
      >Reimu
         >Shot: Homing Amulets
      .
      .
      >Rinnosuke [Auto Lunatic on all stages] >>SELECT
         >Shot: What do you mean, shot?
         >SpellCard: What do you mean, SpellCard?

Stage 1: Implausible attempt of the powerless shopkeeper
>Tries to fly
>Realises cannot fly
-DUE TO THE CHARACTER BEING UNABLE TO FLY, THE STAGE IS LENGTHENED. RINNOSUKE HAS TO WALK.-
>Shot by Fairies
>Tries to deathbomb, until you saw the "Nullify" sign on your bombs
>Loses 10 lives in rapid succession, and clicks on "Continue" 29, 995 times.
>Reaches Boss

Rinnosuke: Give... me... a... break...
Cirno: あたいは『馬鹿』じゃいないもん!あたいの『力』を見せる!
Rinnosuke: WTFLOLWUT I do not understand---

>Subsequently killed by Cirno's Icicle Fall -Easy-

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On a serious note, I would like to see him flying around with a airborne system, using a electric shikigami to pilot the system, and having affixed mini-hakkeros on that thing as a combat machine. Perhaps his bomb would be a shot from a Hakkero [We never seen the non-mini-hakkero ever].
Perhaps he would be using ballastic weapons! [Rinnosuke with a Sub-MachineGun, anyone?]
But he would be a sad man. He would end up like how Cirno ended in Cirno's Perfect Math Class, with all those bullets, Yin-Yang orbs and knives all over him.

>Continue
>Return to Title [SELECT]

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What if Patchouli was as powerful as MeiLing on physical terms, and retained her prowess over spells?
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Post by: Nevindar on November 14, 2012, 08:01:19 PM
Quite an answer.

That's sounds pretty funny. Could work nicely either as a prank/joke game/mode or some sort of super-hard pacifist mode which unlocks something special at the end.
Tech-Rinnosuke sounds awesome and should at least get his own decimal game.

What if Patchouli was as powerful as MeiLing on physical terms, and retained her prowess over spells?
Short answer:
She would become a purple haired Yuuka, just deadpan and with books instead of flowers.

Elaborate answer:
Marisa would have to put way more effort into stealing her books, if even possible. It would probably cause Marisa to increase her own efforts in a quickly escalating fashion, probably resulting in some sort of mini-incident.

Her stage in EoSD would either be much, much harder or she might appear as some sort of EX-Boss. Koakuma might disappear, since Patchouli would not have needed an assistant. Or perhaps there would be quite a few little-devils running around under Patchy's command, due to her stamina.

The fandom around her would be different as well, probably portraying her as some sort of Juggernaut monster, taking damage without blinking an eye and throwing around minor and major WMD-grade spells, resulting in a whole new overkill-meme. The fanbase would probably compare and/or match her with other powerful characters like Yuuka or Yukari.

She would also likely be a playable character in at least one game.
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on November 14, 2012, 08:36:39 PM
That's sounds pretty funny. Could work nicely either as a prank/joke game/mode or some sort of super-hard pacifist mode which unlocks something special at the end.
Tech-Rinnosuke sounds awesome and should at least get his own decimal game.
Short answer:
She would become a purple haired Yuuka, just deadpan and with books instead of flowers.

Elaborate answer:
Marisa would have to put way more effort into stealing her books, if even possible. It would probably cause Marisa to increase her own efforts in a quickly escalating fashion, probably resulting in some sort of mini-incident.

Her stage in EoSD would either be much, much harder or she might appear as some sort of EX-Boss. Koakuma might disappear, since Patchouli would not have needed an assistant. Or perhaps there would be quite a few little-devils running around under Patchy's command, due to her stamina.

The fandom around her would be different as well, probably portraying her as some sort of Juggernaut monster, taking damage without blinking an eye and throwing around minor and major WMD-grade spells, resulting in a whole new overkill-meme. The fanbase would probably compare and/or match her with other powerful characters like Yuuka or Yukari.

She would also likely be a playable character in at least one game.

Hmmm where is your question? Or is the game over?  :V
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Post by: Nevindar on November 14, 2012, 08:53:17 PM
Oh no! I knew I had forgotten something...

Quick, quick... something...

What if... uh...

Cirno and Reimu switched places? Miko Cirno, fairy Reimu?
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Post by: fondue on November 14, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
Cirno would be too dumb to care about donations and keeping the shrine intact and maintained well. And STB's stage 2 would be WAY hard.

What if you could live with Remilia?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on November 14, 2012, 10:00:41 PM
Cirno would be too dumb to care about donations and keeping the shrine intact and maintained well. And STB's stage 2 would be WAY hard.

What if you could live with Remilia?

I'm considerating that I could live with her in her mansion, other alternative could be that she comes live with you in your house.

It would be interesting, I would live in a mansion *-*, Sakuya could clean my bedroom in a sec, I could eat a lot of fine sweets and etc. My life would become much more agitated  but I could have problems if she wanted my blood every night in a shallow dish :P

What if Sakuya decided to use Tuna fishes instead of knives to fight?
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Post by: EthanSilver on November 14, 2012, 10:12:37 PM
On a serious note, I would like to see him flying around with a airborne system, using a electric shikigami to pilot the system, and having affixed mini-hakkeros on that thing as a combat machine.
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...Now I can't get the image of Rinnosuke "surfing" on Ran with mini-hakkeros grafted to her face out of my mind...
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Post by: fondue on November 14, 2012, 10:27:59 PM
Actually though, Remilia has a small appetite, fortunately
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Post by: Ikari on November 15, 2012, 12:43:14 AM
What if Sakuya decided to use Tuna fishes instead of knives to fight?

The sound effects in Hisoutensoku would become way too hilarious to make it playable. Remember all the ''sling fling bling tling'' sounds they make? Imagine her projectiles making squishy and fishy sounds everytime they hit. Plus, she'd beat anyone in every spellcards duel. I mean, would YOU like to be thrown tuna fishes in the face? I know I wouldn't. Finally, her spellcards' names would be so entertaining.

Fish Sign "Imaginary Vertical Tuna"

Fish Time ''Tuna Dial''

Zero Speed "Floppy Tuna"

What if Yoshika and Meiling switched jobs? As in, Yoshika at the SDM and Meiling at the Mausoleum?
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Post by: fondue on November 15, 2012, 06:46:39 PM
Meiling would fall asleep and would almost be eaten by other Jiang-shi and Yoshika would do a great job of scaring off intruders. But Sakuya would miss Meiling.


What if Satori got a teaching job?
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Post by: Nevindar on November 15, 2012, 07:48:15 PM
If she could handle the pressure, she would become one of the best teachers ever. Both feared and renowned in all of Gensokyo for her ability to let nothing get past her in class.

I mean, her powers would allow her not only to know if her pupils actually understands and if not, possibly why they dont understand, but also who is paying attention, who actually tries, who talks behind her back, who bullies who, etc.

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What if...
The UFO's in UFO where actual alien UFO's?
(Aw man, I bet this one has been asked millions of times already)
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Post by: fondue on November 15, 2012, 10:01:25 PM
Why weren't there any little deformed nues then?

What if Touhou and MLP were combined? What would the main things happen?
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Post by: Ikari on November 16, 2012, 12:55:51 AM
I mean, her powers would allow her not only to know if her pupils actually understands and if not, possibly why they dont understand, but also who is paying attention, who actually tries, who talks behind her back, who bullies who, etc.

This. We need this in schools all around the world. Now.

What if Touhou and MLP were combined? What would the main things happen?

Marisa: Reimu, some strange, magical and colorful ponies have invaded Gensokyo!
Reimu: *singing cheerfully* My little pony, My little ponyyyy~
Marisa: ...She's been brainwashed.
Yukari: *gaps out of nowhere* Marisa, let's team up and solve this incident!
Marisa: Fine :I

Fun thing is, people who like MLP get their crossover and those who hate it get to Master Spark/WhateverYukari'sBombWouldBe them. Everybody wins.

What if Rita Mordio from Tales of Vesperia met Patchouli? (Yay crossovers)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 21, 2012, 03:46:32 AM
Both of them would finally have someone to chat with and would probably work together... FOR SCIENCE! MAGICAL ADVANCEMENT!

Also, they'd get introduced to the others' snarks.

And maybe Rita would be able to take Remi down a peg.


What if Yuuka gained the power to smash through the 4th wall?
(in Touhou Mother, she's smashed through the Hakurei Border in the past. And in the Alternate Universe fanfic Imperfect Metamorphosis, she learns about the existence of the fourth wall. Logical progression from there.)
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Post by: game2011 on November 21, 2012, 06:26:49 AM
Run like heck!!!!

What if Suika threw Reimu into the distance, and the latter is seen or heard from again?
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Post by: Nevindar on November 21, 2012, 08:36:16 AM
I take it you meant "is never seen or heard from again".
(Otherwise she would just come back, beat Suika up, take her sake for awhile as punishment and that would be that).

But if she is never heard from again...
And if she died, the barrier would disappear.

If she is still alive, but just... gone.
Some time would pass before anyone actually acknowledged that something is wrong.
Suika would start feeling guilty and probably set out to find her.
Marisa would start asking questions after awhile, probably enlisting Alice in the search,
slowly building up to an all out Gensokyo wide investigation comprised of almost everyone.

Yukari would most likely do her own investigation, slowly becoming more aggressive in her investigation.
(on the other hand, she could be the one hiding Reimu) 

It would be a whole new incident, but without a clear resolution. No end boss. No Tea party at the end.

In the end, life would continue, just without Reimu.
Marisa and maybe Alice would take Reimus place as the new Youkai exterminator(s).
Yukari would either continue looking for her or start researching new ways to keep the border up.
The Moriya shrine would gain a few more followers.
Suika would either drown herself in sake, to forget, or stop drinking alltogether.

Some would forget her, but others, her friends especially, would remember and wonder what happened to her.
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Since some say Gensokyo is like a pocket dimension...
What if Gensokyo was the size of/encompassed the Earth? Acting more as a parallel dimension.
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Post by: game2011 on November 21, 2012, 10:07:32 AM
I take it you meant "is never seen or heard from again".
(Otherwise she would just come back, beat Suika up, take her sake for awhile as punishment and that would be that).

But if she is never heard from again...
And if she died, the barrier would disappear.

If she is still alive, but just... gone.
Some time would pass before anyone actually acknowledged that something is wrong.
Suika would start feeling guilty and probably set out to find her.
Marisa would start asking questions after awhile, probably enlisting Alice in the search,
slowly building up to an all out Gensokyo wide investigation comprised of almost everyone.

Yukari would most likely do her own investigation, slowly becoming more aggressive in her investigation.
(on the other hand, she could be the one hiding Reimu) 

It would be a whole new incident, but without a clear resolution. No end boss. No Tea party at the end.

In the end, life would continue, just without Reimu.
Marisa and maybe Alice would take Reimus place as the new Youkai exterminator(s).
Yukari would either continue looking for her or start researching new ways to keep the border up.
The Moriya shrine would gain a few more followers.
Suika would either drown herself in sake, to forget, or stop drinking alltogether.

Some would forget her, but others, her friends especially, would remember and wonder what happened to her.
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Since some say Gensokyo is like a pocket dimension...
What if Gensokyo was the size of/encompassed the Earth? Acting more as a parallel dimension.
Yeah, I meant that say "never seen or heard from"...

Your question:
A planet-sized dimension that can sustain life but has no sea?  What form of madness is this?!  Anyway, assuming that the heroines are going to explore every part of Gensokyo, then we can expect the series to last very long, since it would be tedious to explore all of that place in a single game.

What if Hisou Tensoku is actually Ruukoto remodeled beyond recognition?
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Post by: fondue on November 21, 2012, 09:07:49 PM
Alice would've probably got radiation poisoning from building her. Or Okuu was put inside her.


What if Touhou became Katawa Shoujo? Who would be the characters and what would happen?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on November 25, 2012, 07:14:46 PM
Alice would've probably got radiation poisoning from building her. Or Okuu was put inside her.


What if Touhou became Katawa Shoujo? Who would be the characters and what would happen?

I would love to answer this, but i haven't the faintest clue what Katawa Shoujo is. I'm only posting this here because A: I'm open to finding out what this thing is, and B: Don't want this thread to auto-lock on us.
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Post by: Nevindar on November 25, 2012, 11:54:30 PM
I would love to answer this, but i haven't the faintest clue what Katawa Shoujo is. I'm only posting this here because A: I'm open to finding out what this thing is, and B: Don't want this thread to auto-lock on us.

Katawa Shoujo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo) is a Visual Novel revolving around a protagonist with a heart condition who is forced(?) to attend a school for disabled children which features several (minorly) disfigured, disabled or seemingly normal girls with crippling ailments to romance. While I have not played it myself, from what I've seen and heard it is, or was, fairly popular and has been recommended several times on many sites.
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Post by: fondue on November 26, 2012, 10:39:59 AM
Katawa Shoujo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo) is a Visual Novel revolving around a protagonist with a heart condition who is forced(?) to attend a school for disabled children which features several (minorly) disfigured, disabled or seemingly normal girls with crippling ailments to romance. While I have not played it myself, from what I've seen and heard it is, or was, fairly popular and has been recommended several times on many sites.
Except the sex scenes :<
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Post by: Ikari on November 29, 2012, 03:27:10 AM
Go go go Katawa Shoujo!

Main character: Marisa

Rin: Koishi (Because autism c:)

Emi: Keine (Caved in the heart xD)

Hanako: Nitori (Is there any other shy girl in Touhou?)

Lily: Kanako/Eirin/Yuyuko (Like, any of them fits)

Shizune: Reimu, because losing just isn't an option.

Misha: Alice (RAGING LESBIAN LOLOLOL I'm sorry)

That-creepy-blind-guy-with-crazy-conspiracies: Rinnosuke (GIRLS!!! GIRLS EVERYWHERE!!!!)

GIVE ME THE ASSBALL, MARISA!
- Nitori


What if there was a new character which would incarnate MoTK? What would it be like and what would its powers be?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on November 29, 2012, 12:34:23 PM
Incarnation of MoTK?  Hoo boy. Knowledge. Patchy would probably have to Job Change (hah hah) from Librarian/Sage to Elemental Mage. But besides that, the Touhous would probably tag team in a battle with it, since there is no way for them to defeat it one on one. It'll time out any sort of spellcard. It would take the form of... Well, Giygas comes to mind, just less evil and scary. But You Cannot Grasp It's True Form is a definitely a trope that would apply.

What if the fourth wall spontaneously collapsed one day?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on November 29, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
What's a fourth wall?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on November 29, 2012, 02:42:19 PM
Incarnation of MoTK?  Hoo boy. Knowledge. Patchy would probably have to Job Change (hah hah) from Librarian/Sage to Elemental Mage. But besides that, the Touhous would probably tag team in a battle with it, since there is no way for them to defeat it one on one. It'll time out any sort of spellcard. It would take the form of... Well, Giygas comes to mind, just less evil and scary. But You Cannot Grasp It's True Form is a definitely a trope that would apply.

What if the fourth wall spontaneously collapsed one day?

An ordinary day of playing Touhou 8: Imperishable Night would be the bane of one's life (Or you can have the greatest time in your lives).

Me: *Boots up game*

>Suddenly, you notice that the sun outside your window disappeared, and you find a moon there instead, with the words "Paradise Moon is..."

>When you reach the title screen, Reimu jumps at you and grabs you by the collar, questioning whether you broke the moon in Gensokyo.
>You attempt to click on the "z" key to reach the character select screen, in which you hit the Border Team first, and Reimu and Yukari bang at the computer screen, shouting "Pick Me, Pick Me!".
>You resist the urge to question this madness, though it is very interesting.
>You suddenly hear something like "Bitch get out of the way, da ze!", from your screen's right.
>You press the right directional key, leading to Reimu and Yukari screaming at what you did and what would happen to the moon before you hear their voices going further and further, to the left of the screen.
>Marisa then breaks your screen, then grabs you by the collar, with the mini-Hakkero in your face, threatening you to pick them, while Alice sits in a corner, sighing at Marisa's approach.
>In the face of threat, you decided that you should pick the option that guarantees your survival: To hit the right directional key and proceed to the next team. Marisa screams at you while you hear the sound of lasers shooting in a distance, and blue light shoots out from the left of your screen and destroys the wall behind you with Flandre's poster.
>The next thing you knew, you are frozen in place while Sakuya walks right up to you, with a knife to your neck. You decide to offer a poster of Remilia in a Charisma Break pose to her, and she faints from a nosebleed. You decide to leave her in your room while Remilia shouts at you to return her maid. The shouts gets softer and softer as the screen switches its view to the final team.
>You see Youmu trying to snatch Myon from Yuyuko's grasp. You decide not to mess with the hungry princess and leave Youmu to her devices.
>You switch back to the Border Team, all sighing, looking defeated, until you pressed the "z" confirm key. Reimu suddenly brightens up.
>"Small hitbox and long reaction time to deathbombing," you thought, "should be quite useful."
>The stage appears, and you listen to the BGM play while Reimu appears on the screen. You move her up, down, left, right in anticipation of the first wave of Fairies. You also hold onto the firing "z" key, in which Reimu shouts at you to actually stop making her throw amulets: It is tiring.

>The stage passes by fine, until you decide to focus to avoid Wriggle's "Comet on Earth". Yukari appears, and dodges the bullets, and you accidentally make her graze a bullet. She shouts at you to stop ruining her dress, and then looks up towards the screen, at you. She attempts to gap you in, but you only notice a huge black area on your screen with eyes in it. She gives up and closes the gap.
>During the first boss fight, you notice Wriggle shouting something about her being a firefly, pointing towards the mosquito coil at your back. You ignore her and take her down, with explosions covering the screen. You wonder how she comes back for a Last Spell despite being blown up.
>The result screen appears, and you hear Reimu shouting at how slow you are to only journey through the forest completely after 30 minutes.

TIME SKIP

>After a round of lectures by Keine about how un-student-like you look and telling you about how the first pyramid was made, what the Buretsu Crisis was and Gensokyo's History, you finally make her blow up. You notice Reimu knocking at the screen asking you to direct her in the right direction while Keine comments on why you are not wearing proper school attire, and then points you in the right direction.

TIME SKIP

>You notice Reimu complaining to Marisa about how she cannot use her spellcards, even though she is technically able to use Dream Sign "Fantasy Seal -Concentrate-". Marisa blasts at her using Master Spark, in which you press "x" with the right timing. Reimu shouts at you, telling you that she almost went to the Netherworld, She also comments on how much a fashion disaster a person dressed in an official[judge]-like way was.
>Marisa comments on how she is being shot at by her own lasers but is not hurt. Reimu comments on how the heck she is only moving forward, backward, and side to side even though she could completely dodge everything if she moved lower. She tries, but fails.

TIME SKIP

>After a fierce battle with Marisa, you encounter Reisen. Eirin appears and frantically convinces you that she is the mastermind. Reisen tries to drive you insane with her weird patterns in Danmaku. Reimu comments on her splitting headache, and how her head just went through a whole bullet but still remained intact. Her sleeves were not so lucky though. They burnt off.
>Yukari comments on how becoming the Shrine Maiden attire was.

TIME SKIP

>You beat Reisen, and Reimu and Yukari hurry after Eirin, while you knock at the screen, shouting at the other door that leads to 6b. They decide to break the closed door and go through.

TIME SKIP

>You get to Kaguya, where she terrorizes you with her five impossible requests. While you went to find the Danmaku tree, Kaguya kills Reimu twice, and you finally realise you ain't supposed to go and find the items she requests for. YOU WERE TRICKED.

>When you reach her last words, you notice your clock going at a very slow pace. Somehow, your clock is stuck at 1:30 AM and you cannot do anything about it. Although it is supposed to be 12 in the afternoon.

>In a climatic battle, you successfully go through all of Kaguya's Last Words, and realise that it is dawn. Reimu comments on why it is so bright outside although it is dawn in where they are, and you just shrug. She then arrives at a revelation: YOU ARE THE GOD OF THE HAKUREI SHRINE!

You turn off the computer after saving your replay and getting freaked out while Reimu shouts something about everything going black, and a weird symbol appearing on your screen.


(Alright, I know I was bad.)

Now, for my question: What if Sakuya decided to play Texas Hold'em Poker with Satori, Koishi and Remilia?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on November 29, 2012, 03:41:13 PM
Satori wins in the end.  No amount of time stopping can save Sakuya's mind from being read.  Also, the maid never gets to the end of the game, because once Satori spills the beans about what she is thinking, they'll kick her out.

What if Touhou + Happy Wheels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Wheels)?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on November 29, 2012, 06:59:22 PM
(Alright, I know I was bad.)

DON'T YOU SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY.

I give you a 10/10. Would read again.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on November 29, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
DON'T YOU SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY.

I give you a 10/10. Would read again.

Same here! Hell, that's some GREAT fanfiction. Think of an opening line and a reason the 4th wall collapsed (simplest one I can think of: One of Yukari's alternate universe counterparts screwed up royally), and shift to first person. Then, post it on www.fanfiction.net! You'd get a ton of readers! That was awesome! I should think of some ideas myself for other ones. If you're not going to, i probably will! You wrote it, your story. I just provided the starting point.

Just one thing. Dump the Flandre poster from the story, because by your logic, Flandre would ALSO know you were there...
Do i sound like a jerk? If i do, tell me. But this idea is awesome.

If you'll excuse me, i'm now going to go cry about this missed opportunity. Because i totally missed it. This makes for good fanfiction. Of course, i'm not much of a writer... Actually, do you mind if I use your idea of The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou)? It works better than mine, in which they LEAVE the game and come into reality. Please?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on November 29, 2012, 10:41:44 PM
Same here! Hell, that's some GREAT fanfiction. Think of an opening line and a reason the 4th wall collapsed (simplest one I can think of: One of Yukari's alternate universe counterparts screwed up royally), and shift to first person. Then, post it on www.fanfiction.net! ...
If you'll excuse me, i'm now going to go cry about this missed opportunity. Because i totally missed it. This makes for good fanfiction. Of course, i'm not much of a writer... Actually, do you mind if I use your idea of The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou)? It works better than mine, in which they LEAVE the game and come into reality. Please?

To be honest, I do not see why not.
Me, personally, I wanted to make a IN one and an EoSD one. You can still use the idea though.
I was thinking the "Fourth wall does not protect you" thing (fellow troper here) but yeah. Once you are done, I'd love to read yours.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on November 30, 2012, 10:28:02 AM
To be honest, I do not see why not.
Me, personally, I wanted to make a IN one and an EoSD one. You can still use the idea though.
I was thinking the "Fourth wall does not protect you" thing (fellow troper here) but yeah. Once you are done, I'd love to read yours.

OK, thanks. Problem is, i can be extremely lazy at times (like a certain shrine maiden we all know) and i'm not really sure how www.fanfiction.net works with chapters and all of that. So i could finish writing this month... or sometime next year. I don't really know. It depends on A: Motivation, and B: How quickly i can get my head around the site itself.

EDIT: OK... first chapter is up. It's really just a prologue. But hey. It sets up our character, reveals he has a romantic interest (although with the cross he's now carrying, not for much longer!) See it (my first story, actually) here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8750583/1/Breaker-of-The-4th-Wall)

EDIT: Chapter 2 is now up.

Edit 3: Chapter 3 is now up. Also, it now has a Patchouli's Library thread, where i'll post further progress.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 01, 2012, 07:22:14 PM
...I don't think there was a last what if, so I'll just start another.

What if Kyouko echoed an echo?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Goldom on December 01, 2012, 07:36:07 PM
You know how in FF7 one time, you were like, "I wonder what happens if I put Reflect on both my party and the enemy and then cast something?" That. (Everyone tried that at some point, right?)

What if, due to spellcard mechanics or some other facet of physics, rather than a gameplay mechanic, enemies actually became twice the size of the current incident resolver?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 01, 2012, 09:52:11 PM
Three what if's? Oh boy.

@Goldom.
That? Suika would be called out because she can change size.

Someone else handle the other two.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 01, 2012, 10:15:26 PM
I thought they were answered? Mine was at least.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on December 01, 2012, 11:14:38 PM
The echo would be twice as loud, twice as long etc.


What if I hugged one of the touhou characters?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on December 01, 2012, 11:21:57 PM
What if Kyouko echoed an echo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkeFmQ52Yg
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 01, 2012, 11:48:07 PM
What if I hugged one of the touhou characters?

You would die. In horrible, horrible, horrible pain.

What if Sakuya picked her nose, Aya took a picture and published the pic?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on December 01, 2012, 11:55:11 PM
Sakuya would reverse time and destroy Aya's camera before all that.


What if Remilia went out into the sun?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 01, 2012, 11:55:55 PM
What if Remilia went out into the sun?

She would lose health and her spellcard gauge would go up quickly.

What if Komachi fell out of her boat?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 02, 2012, 02:31:45 AM
Eiki will say that she got what she deserves.

What if Touhou + What if Touhou + Happy Wheels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Wheels)?

That question was skipped by Ikari.  It got lost in the midst of the 4th wall and fan fiction talk.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 02, 2012, 04:19:25 PM
Eiki will say that she got what she deserves.

What if Touhou + Happy Wheels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Wheels)?

That question was skipped by Ikari.  It got lost in the midst of the 4th wall and fan fiction talk.

Most boring game ever... Or Yuuka buys a copy, depending on how it's done. If it changes so that everyone can die with Happy Wheels's roster of death animations, Yuuka would probably buy it as a torture sim for when she can't find anyone else to torture. Speaking of which, Yuuka has an entry on Blue and Orange Morality on TVTropes.

If done with Touhou's death animations (i.e. Pichuun and fall to the ground) then it misses the entire point and nobody wants one.


What would happen if each character from TF2 wound up in Gensokyo?
One answer for each character, one for the whole cast.


Personally, I think Eirin and the Medic would get along splendidly...

EDIT: was that too demanding? I'll change it. What if the Medic from TF2 met Eirin?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 03, 2012, 05:13:55 AM
Eirin: No, no, no! You're supposed to make her drink the Hourai Elixir THEN rip her liver out!

Medic: Zat explains a lot!

Eirin: Gah, silly interns :I


What if Yuuka died? ;_;
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Yatakarasu on December 03, 2012, 05:18:10 AM
No more Youkai moe. And Medicine would need to find a new place to live.


What if all the underground youkai decided not to be underground anymore? Basically, how would the surface world react?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 03, 2012, 06:07:01 AM
Well, the obvious answer would be ''People would go like woah no, and push them back underground'' but that's a boring answer.

Kisume: Thrown into a well after showing kids dead bodies kissing each other.

Yamame: Gets over her addiction to infect people and becomes a huge success in the pop industry with her band, Poisonous Silk.

Parsee: Regularly leeches off a character, trying to cosplay as them because she's jealous. Ends up being Kogasa's youkai moe sister.

Yuugi: Meeting up with Suika and causing the most phenomenal and massive party ever known to Gensokyo. Everyone was so drunk they forgot about it.

Satori: I'm confused between saying ''Becomes a judge'' and ''Runs around the human village, trolling the hell out of everyone by screaming their thoughts out loud.'' You know she'd get addicted to that.

Orin: Marry Yoshika and have many many zombabies. Really cute zombabies.

Okuu: Scares everyone with her nuclear power, gets kicked out in the outside world, lands in Ukraine. Disaster ensued.

Koishi: Draws phallic imagery EVERYWHERE.

What if Marisa became a thievery teacher?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 03, 2012, 06:57:51 AM
Eventually gets imprisoned for teaching unlawful stuff by Kotohime.

What if Yuugi punches Parsee in the abdomen for no reason and then skips away while singing happily, leaving the bridge princess to cringe in pain?
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on December 03, 2012, 07:07:36 AM
What if Marisa became a thievery teacher?

She would be kicked out of the thievery school because "borrow" her students' things without they know.
game2011 stole my question while I was typing (like a Marisa), so I'll post it anyway xD

What if Yuugi punches Parsee in the abdomen for no reason and then skips away while singing happily, leaving the bridge princess to cringe in pain?

She would become very jealous about Yuugi's punch blow before she puke her lunch and faint. After this day, sometimes you can see Parsee  training some jabs or rope skipping in the bridge to become a better boxing fighter.


What if Reimu decided that in this end of year she'll send all her money to charity?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 03, 2012, 07:12:11 AM
Parsee  training some jabs or rope skipping in the bridge to become a better boxing fighter.

It's the green eyes of jealousy, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of the oni
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And she's watchin' us all with GREEEEEEEEN EEEEEEEYES!
...Of jealousy~

What if Reimu decided that in this end of year she'll send all her money to charity?

Then she'd also be eating mud and calling it eating sweet cloud muffins.

Because obviously she's gone mad.

What if Byakuren... GOT DRUNK!?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Yatakarasu on December 03, 2012, 01:08:28 PM
What if Byakuren... GOT DRUNK!?
Byakuren: "THE WORLD OF DHARMA IS FILLED WITH LIGHT.....AND SAKE! BUT MOSTLY SAKE! -giggles-

Shou: "B-byakuren-sama are you alright?"

Byakuren: "Of coarse-ish, Shou-kun. Lighten up and have something to drink." -hiccups while proceeding to drink progressively more sake- "I don't shee why I have to be the one to sholve everything! Why the hell can't humansh and youkai just get alone?! I'm tired of being youkai Jesus! -hiccups again before continuing to rant some more-

Shou: -turns to Nazrin- "Who bought booze? I thought we couldn't drink?"

Nazrin: -shrugs-

Nue: -grins-

Byakuren: -stops ranting- "Shou-kun, your fur sooooo soft." -gently starts patting Shou on the head-

Shou: "B-b-b-b-byakuren-sama, I really don't think this is...AH!"

Byakuren collapses on Shou and begins to snore loudly.

Shou: -struggling- "Nazrin! Help!"

Nazrin: "Yeah no. Good luck with that, master."

Or something like that.  :derp:

What if Suika (or any oni for that matter) was sober?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 03, 2012, 02:34:25 PM
*Epicness*

I lost my shit at the very first sentence, and it only went on. This is gold.

What if Suika (or any oni for that matter) was sober?

Suika: Reimu c:

Reimu: Ugh, what is it?

Suika: I repaired your warehouse, cleaned up the entire area, built you a new and improved shrine, a gigantic donation box who fills itself magically with money, finished my relative psychological physics Major and managed to clone the Hourai elixir.

Reimu: I... I only only looked away to pick up a penny! H-How is that even possible!?

What if Okuu lost her nuclear powers?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 12:45:41 AM
I lost my shit at the very first sentence, and it only went on. This is gold.

Suika: Reimu c:

Reimu: Ugh, what is it?

Suika: I repaired your warehouse, cleaned up the entire area, built you a new and improved shrine, a gigantic donation box who fills itself magically with money, finished my relative psychological physics Major and managed to clone the Hourai elixir.

Reimu: I... I only only looked away to pick up a penny! H-How is that even possible!?

What if Okuu lost her nuclear powers?

In Subterranean Animism...

Reimu: I have come to stop you from making trouble?

Utsuho: What trouble?

Reimu: You know, all those flames, the stupid sun...

Utsuho: Well, the truth is, I have no idea! I still can calculate how I am going to make the sun, but I lost all those powers! *Points to control rod, which is now a normal arm*

Reimu: Why the heck did I fight through 5 other stages just to get here?

Utsuho: (Maybe it was after breakfast this morning, I felt something was missing... like I lost my breakfast) Ah well, I think I'll eat dinner first before getting back at you. Maybe I can find another Yatagarasu...

Meanwhile, in the Icy Lake, Cirno is testing out Reimu's newly developed amulet, courtesy of a certain magician that "borrowed" it from Reimu that was said to materialise food from one's stomach and make the re-constructed food appear in the amulet holder's vicinity. Cirno tagged it onto Utsuho when she sneaked into the underground with Reimu, and went ahead and sneaked past all the others to cast it onto Utsuho, then ran off to hide.

Cirno decided to eat the crow that appeared. She did not know how she suddenly flared up.

What if Remilia lost her weakness to the sunlight?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 12:51:46 AM
Remilia: Bet you're jealous of my tan, uh?

Reimu: I couldn't care less.

Remilia: Please! I can taste the jealousy emanating from you. I bet you wish you had gorgeous skin like mine

Reimu: Go away.

Remilia: Why? The jealousy is driving you mad~?

Reimu: *sighs and throws her broom on the ground (shit's gonna get serious)* Would you just shut up already? You're a pathetic excuse for a vampire; You get the ability to go outside without restrictions and get tanned? Only so you can show off? I have no idea how you even thought that was a good idea, lil' mistress scarlet, but it's makes you a laughable youkai. *picks up her broom* And now, I have cleaning to do.

Remilia: *trembling lips* b-b-b-but... Uuuuuuu, Sakuyaaaa ;__;

What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on December 04, 2012, 12:58:15 AM
What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?

Fifty Shades of Purple. :getdown:

What if Tewi went Bugs Bunny for a day?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 01:00:41 AM
Fifty Shades of Purple. :getdown:

That was a cheap response ;__;
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on December 04, 2012, 01:02:38 AM
That was a cheap response ;__;

If it makes you feel any better I can imagine her writing it as deliberately bad as possible for humor's sake, dripping with sarcasm the whole book through.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 01:05:18 AM
Remilia: Bet you're jealous of my tan, uh?

Reimu: I couldn't care less.

Remilia: Please! I can taste the jealousy emanating from you. I bet you wish you had gorgeous skin like mine

Reimu: Go away.

Remilia: Why? The jealousy is driving you mad~?

Reimu: *sighs and throws her broom on the ground (shit's gonna get serious)* Would you just shut up already? You're a pathetic excuse for a vampire; You get the ability to go outside without restrictions and get tanned? Only so you can show off? I have no idea how you even thought that was a good idea, lil' mistress scarlet, but it's makes you a laughable youkai. *picks up her broom* And now, I have cleaning to do.

Remilia: *trembling lips* b-b-b-but... Uuuuuuu, Sakuyaaaa ;__;

What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?

^This idea was made into a doujinshi, and Alice was pretty freaked out by Patchouli. Except that it was a manga she was drawing/writing, not a novel.

I would give a better answer later, my brain doesn't work right in the morning. (IT IS OBLIGATORY FOR A PATCHOULI ENTHUSIAST!)

Fifty Shades of Purple. :getdown:

What if Tewi went Bugs Bunny for a day?

Well, a cheap answer begets a cheap answer.

Bugs Bunny!Tewi would have unnaturally long legs and hands, and Bugs Bunny!Tewi would go about undressed. However, you'd notice Bugs Bunny be craftier than usual.

What if Rinnosuke started selling cosmetic products in Gensokyo, since the real world lost faith in them?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 01:28:10 AM
*raises hand*

If you write Fifty Shades of Purple, be aware I will write Twilight - Touhou Style.

Because god damn it do I hate those two books.

What if Rinnosuke started selling cosmetic products in Gensokyo, since the real world lost faith in them?

Rinnosuke: MAGIC LOLI MAKE-UP! GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN 8 YEARS OLD!

Woman: Why would someone put that on? :I

Rinnosuke: So you can star in a shooting game while some drunk guy draws an horrible portrait of you.

Woman: ...*walks away*

And thus Rinnosuke fell into drugs, prostitution and alcohol. He is now known as Rinalolita.

What if Miko lost her earmuffs?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on December 04, 2012, 01:39:07 AM
What if Rinnosuke started selling cosmetic products in Gensokyo, since the real world lost faith in them?

Yukari: I heard that you are selling some cosmetic products, what do you have to show for me?

Rinnosuke:  Oh well, I have a lot of products, lipsticks, creams and etc. For example I have one product that will make your skin looks soft and awesome, like a 17 years old girl's skin. Also I have other....

Yukari: * with a mad look* Are you supposing that I have a skin of a granny?!

Rinnosuke: Ehh, uhhh, no.... ahhhhhhhHHhH!!

After this day Rinnosuke stopped to sell cosmetic products and took a vacation for medical reasons.

Oh guys stop to steal my answers while I'm typing it lol

What if Miko lost her earmuffs?

She would start to listen  to music in public, bothering the Gensokyo's residents that have different music tastes or she would start to run away from everyone because she couldn't control what she hears and eventually everyone would think that she is crazy  :V



What if instead of asthma Patchoulli had morbid obesity?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Yatakarasu on December 04, 2012, 01:50:03 AM
Because god damn it do I hate those two books.
As you should.

What if Miko lost her earmuffs?
Futo: Crown prince, where are your earmuffs?

Miko: -throwing things around the room- I don't know! Find them quickly before the shrine maiden and the thieving magician show up!

A good ten minutes pass as Miko and Futo tear up the room desperately searching for Miko's earmuffs to no avail. A knock is heard at the door.

Miko: "Shit, they're here." -adjusts her shirt- "Well, if it's just those two, I should be able to..." -Miko opens the door-

Marisa: "Yo, Miko. How you doing, ze?"

Reimu: "I hope you don't mind but we brought a few more people with us."

Miko: "R-really?"

Reimu: "Yeah, guess we'll have to have the party out here." -grabs Miko's hand and drags her outside-

A sea of people and youkai have come to visit. Reimu pushes Miko right into the very center of the crowd. Even now Miko's head starts to swim with the desires of everyone around her.

"Donations. Donations. Donations. Donations.....Food.....Food."
"Shiny things. Books. Spell cards."
"Scandalous pictures! Panty shots! HIDDEN SECRETS!"
"Cucumbers...mecha...cucumber mecha."
"Faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith."
"Sake. Beer. Any booze, I don't care."


Miko's eyes turn white and she passes out.

Futo: "CROWN PRINCE!"

Marisa: "Man, we didn't even have anything to drink yet. Wimp."

Noooooo someone else posted. Screw it.
What if instead of asthma Patchoulli had morbid obesity?
She still wouldn't leave the library.

What if Shinki came back....FOR REVENGE!
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on December 04, 2012, 01:56:37 AM
Ops two opened questions, lets continue with Yatakarasu's question to not "break" the game :)
If I had some cool idea I could answer it :x

Yatakarasu restored the topic's harmony, ignore this message :)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 02:02:36 AM
Oh god this is a ninja thread xD


Gensokyo, 18th April.

The air is cold... A storm is brewing.

Alice's house, the forest of magic, 10:00 AM

*knock *knock*

Alice: ...Uh? I wasn't expecting someone... Must be Marisa... *opens the door*

Shinki: *storms in, bringing with her dramatic lightning* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE COME TO EXACT MY REVENGE!!!

Alice: W-what!?

Shinki: HOW DARE YOUUUU!!!!! I've been waiting for news since months! ;__; So how's your life? Did you get a girlfriend left? I made wheat cookies. I brought you this shirt I made myself. I bought you a new blender. Can I have a cup of tea? I haven't heard of you since forever! You've grown so much! Do you have a girlfriend?

Alice: MooOoooOoom ;__;

Marisa: *enters* Hey there, ze~

Shinki: YOU! IT'S YOU, THE WITCH WHO F*CKED UP MY REALM >:C

Marisa: Sh*t c:

Shinki: *blows up the forest*


What if Youmu's sword were replaced with bread sticks?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Zork787 on December 04, 2012, 02:39:50 AM


Gensokyo, 18th April.

The air is cold... A storm is brewing.

Alice's house, the forest of magic, 10:00 AM

*knock *knock*

Alice: ...Uh? I wasn't expecting someone... Must be Marisa... *opens the door*

Shinki: *storms in, bringing with her dramatic lightning* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE COME TO EXACT MY REVENGE!!!

Alice: W-what!?

Shinki: HOW DARE YOUUUU!!!!! I've been waiting for news since months! ;__; So how's your life? Did you get a girlfriend left? I made wheat cookies. I brought you this shirt I made myself. I bought you a new blender. Can I have a cup of tea? I haven't heard of you since forever! You've grown so much! Do you have a girlfriend?

Alice: MooOoooOoom ;__;

Marisa: *enters* Hey there, ze~

Shinki: YOU! IT'S YOU, THE WITCH WHO F*CKED UP MY REALM >:C

Marisa: Sh*t c:

Shinki: *blows up the forest*


And then Reimu TP Hax's outta nowhere, kicking Shinki in the face using "TP HAX SIGN: TP HAX KICK TO THE FACE" because she can :P

And what if... Zun kept Marisa a redhead instead of making her blonde?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 02:43:14 AM
Uuu, my what if ;_;

Jk yours is better.

Marisa wouldn't be a playable character in PCB. Because she wouldn't have a soul.

What if Sakuya decided to change jobs?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 06:20:39 AM
*raises hand*

If you write Fifty Shades of Purple, be aware I will write Twilight - Touhou Style.

Because god damn it do I hate those two books.

I'll offer you an amusing story, perhaps... (Sorry for making Fanfiction out of the questions, I cannot resist. Feel free to spork it to hell and back, it's bad, I think, anyway.)

Remilia: Bet you're jealous of my tan, uh?

Reimu: I couldn't care less.

Remilia: Please! I can taste the jealousy emanating from you. I bet you wish you had gorgeous skin like mine

Reimu: Go away.

Remilia: Why? The jealousy is driving you mad~?

Reimu: *sighs and throws her broom on the ground (shit's gonna get serious)* Would you just shut up already? You're a pathetic excuse for a vampire; You get the ability to go outside without restrictions and get tanned? Only so you can show off? I have no idea how you even thought that was a good idea, lil' mistress scarlet, but it's makes you a laughable youkai. *picks up her broom* And now, I have cleaning to do.

Remilia: *trembling lips* b-b-b-but... Uuuuuuu, Sakuyaaaa ;__;

What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?

^This idea was made into a doujinshi, and Alice was pretty freaked out by Patchouli. Except that it was a manga she was drawing/writing, not a novel.

Alright, get ready... Storytelling time by Ran-Rii again! Sit tight, kids! Make sure you are above 16, and are okay with mature content!

Alice visited the Scarlet Devil Mansion out of habit. Mostly to visit her purple-haired shut-in seven day Magician. However, on this day, something seemed wrong...

Alice opened the door slowly and carefully, careful to not disturb Patchouli while she was reading.

Alice: "Hello! Patchouli? ...Patchouli?"

Slipping through the small gap she left the door with (Patchouli was always fussy with the books being exposed to light), she noticed Patchouli fidgeting about nervously on a writing desk, back facing the door. It was a rare sight to see her actually as nervous and fidgety as that, since the Locked Girl always remained composed and calm. Noticing Patchouli hastily keeping a stack of papers to one of the drawers below the desk, her woman's instinct told her something was wrong with her friend.

Alice: "Ah, Patchouli? What are you doing?"

Patchouli jumped, then quickly spun over on her swivel chair, courtesy of Rinnosuke when Patchouli visited his shop.

Patchouli: "Ah... hello! Feel free to take a s-seat a-anywhere... Maybe take a few books to r-read! Or maybe I'll get Koakuma to get you a cup of coffee-- wait, t-tea should be what y-you w-want! Yeah! Tea... I'll get her to do it now!"

Obviously she was hiding something. Usually her friend would only respond with a nod and probably sending a book flying at her if she disturbed her reading, but never would she offer coffee or tea, nor would she even bother asking her to sit somewhere. She would never stutter. Something is definitely wrong. What is it with her and that stack of papers?

Slowly, she sneaked Shanghai to Patchouli's side and grabbed one of the papers. Quickly reeling Shanghai back, she looked at the paper. It was written in neat paragraphs, albeit with a lot of notes by the margins, and it was a nicely written chapter of...

Patchouli unbuttoned the blouse of the girl lying on the bed while still in a kiss with her girl.  Their tongues intertwined, they held the breathtaking kiss. However, Patchouli wanted more.


Patchouli realised that one piece of her manuscript was missing. She turned around, and saw Alice reading it. Nervousness turned into abject despair and fear.

"A-alice.. I can explain..."

Alice made Hourai gag Patchouli with a piece of cloth and held it there.

Gesturing as to what she would do next, she broke the kiss and spoke. "D-do you w-want this? I mean, this is... well..."

A reply came in the form of an embrace and two hands clasping on her face.

"I love you, Patchouli. You know I do. I do not mind if it is bad. I want to give my first time to you--"


Alice's initial amusement turned into anger. In a split second, the piece of paper was shredded by a razor-blade bearing Shanghai Doll. Patchouli spat out the gag and screamed in pain, clutching her chest and shouting "MY MANUSCRIPT!!"

Alice just turned around, disgusted.

"Goodbye. I suppose I shouldn't have disturbed you in the middle of important 'work'"

Patchouli muttered a spell, and a wall of crystal immediately rose before the open door of the Voile Library, blocking the way out.

"What for do you still want me here?" Alice shouted at Patchouli while brandishing her dolls.

Patchouli froze for a few seconds, finding the right words to put her intention in to. "Well, for starters, I can explain!"

"I have no need to listen to people like you! What more have I to say to a person that makes erotic works of her friend? Next thing I know, you'd be making Shanghai--"

Patchouli rose her hand, apparently casting a spell, and Alice immediately lost her voice.

"Look. Consider this a work for all the Alice fans in the country. Do you have any idea how important this is to all of them? I have spent so much effort into this, and you just destroyed it! This is a work of art, a masterpiece of a literature!" Patchouli frantically explained to Alice, before removing the spell from Alice.

"Well, no. I cannot accept this. I guess this is goodbye."

However, Patchouli knew her friend more than she did.

"I just wanted you here! I mean, with your dolls, I-- no, we can complete this masterpiece in a matter of hours! Also, all those Alice fans in the country would be so happy about this! Also, maybe... maybe only I will do the naughty parts!"

Anticipating her soft-hearted friend to relent, she waited with bated breath. She looked at Alice's stoic expression slowly change, into one of submission and helplessness.

"Alright, fine. Just for them. Just this once."

Patchouli smiled.

"Right, then, let's get to work!"

Not long after, an army of dolls armed with pen and paper were flooding the library.

"Where do we start?" Alice questioned.

"Well, for a start, you can help me model this pose..."

Patchouli handed a sketch of her friend in an erotic pose, unclothed. The sketch ceased to exist in a matter of 2 seconds.

"Alright. I guess this is goodbye," Alice walked towards the crystal wall, "Magic Sign "Artful Sacrifice"!"

The crystal door shattered, in which she walked out.

Or at least should have, if she did not find herself suddenly weak, and collapsed on the floor. Two arms soon lifted her from the ground, and laid her on one of the sofas in the library. Patchouli soon climbed over her, on all fours, facing her friend. Bar the bed, this was exactly the same scene as the one in the manuscript that Alice destroyed.

Shanghai and Hourai stood in a corner, obviously oblivious of what was to happen.

"Look, Alice. I wrote this book to satisfy my desires for you. You know I love you, right?"

Patchouli watched with anticipation as her friend acted as she planned. Her features softened, and soon she was in a helpless state again. Not that she had any strength to fight with to begin with, but it was obvious that she was in agreement with the statement. She blushed, face red with embarrassment. Patchouli then broke into a kiss with her.

Alice waited, before forcibly pushing Patchouli away with all the strength she could muster.

"This is not right, we can't..." Alice started to despair at the thought of what is going to happen next.

Patchouli ignored her, and started slipping her hand into Alice's blouse, unbuttoning it slowly and carefully while running her fingers over the helpless girl's body. Alice closed her eyes, both in fear and in pleasure, and at the thought that Patchouli was going to "do" her.

Soon... it would be my skirt... then... my...
Alice kept murmuring while her imagination kept her in constant arousal and anticipation, as Patchouli slowly removed said girl's skirt and ran her hand over the soft skin of the girl's left leg, slowly going towards...

Suddenly, Alice felt Patchouli stand up. Alice slowly opened her eyes in curiosity, and found Patchouli standing in quite a nonchalant manner, with a pen and paper magically levitating in front of her and the said pen scribbling words on said paper.

"Patchouli... aren't you going to continue...?" Alice asked the girl in question in an almost mellow way.

Patchouli stifled a laugh. "Well, no. I never thought of that. It was just to get the right description of your reactions in my book. Thanks for the pose and the amount of reaction."

Alice suddenly found the urge to kill Patchouli, except that she realised that she was completely naked. Quickly, she dressed, with her dolls frantically buttoning her blouse.

"I knew you'd easily relent. Though, thanks for the material," Patchouli chuckled as she wrote, "oh, and how much of the profits do you want? I can give you a 50% cut if you want, I am not desperate of money anywa--"

That day, Patchouli was found unconscious in the library, with blood flowing from her major arteries on the neck and wrist, and bloodied shreds of paper lying all over the library floor. Razor blades, along with residual blasting powder, obvious marks of explosion on the library floor and broken parts of dolls at the scene.. Most prominent of all was Patchouli's dress and coat hanging from a shelf of books.

That day, Eirin had a heck of a time trying to keep Patchouli alive from all the damage caused to her.

Uuu, my what if ;_;

Jk yours is better.

Marisa wouldn't be a playable character in PCB. Because she wouldn't have a soul.

What if Sakuya decided to change jobs?

Well, for one, if Sakuya were to work with Aya, they would be an unbeatable team of paparazzi. Fastest in Gensokyo + Time stopper for those picture-perfect photographs = best newspaper there ever will be.

But her best field of work would be in disaster relief: With the ability to stop time, she could evacuate a whole disaster area, saving countless lives.

Still, for a reason, watch maker comes to mind. (Sakuya brand watches, even better than Swiss Watches! So good, the time is priceless! Literally!)

However... Remilia would probably kill for Sakuya to be back. And Meiling would slack, unchecked.

What if the playable heroines of all the Touhou games (Reimu, Yukari, Suika, Aya, Marisa, Patchouli, Alice, Sanae, Sakuya, Remilia, Youmu, Yuyuko) decided to cause an incident?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 06:39:34 AM
I...

*slowly starts clapping*

You have my respect. *bows to you*
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 06:52:22 AM
I...

*slowly starts clapping*

You have my respect. *bows to you*

Ah, I figured the "What if" section would be a good place to practice Fanfiction with all that material and inspirations, but I did not figure they'd be well received. Thanks!

Maybe I shold put this in the Scarlet library as a series of one-shots.

Also, thanks for the recognition, I thought this was gonna be sporked to hell and back. Your tags for badfics helped in my writing... I hoped to get a few laughs off you guys.

Remember to continue the What If scenarios.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 07:05:43 AM
Also, thanks for the recognition, I thought this was gonna be sporked to hell and back. Your tags for badfics helped in my writing... I hoped to get a few laughs off you guys.

Oh my, I would feel terrible because it's actually well written xD I KNOW I could be a nit-pick, so if you REALLY want it to be sporked, well... That could be arranged.

If all heroines ganged together for a massive incident, think of the final spell.

Scarlet Butterflies of the Imperishable Judgement of the Subterranean Faith of Fantastica Desires.

I'm crying just thinking about it. It would unleash waves of huge red bubbles, waving lines of butterflies, eye-raping flows of blue bullets, gigantic purple beams, gravity pulling, colorful amulets being launched around before spinning in circles while desires fall around you, trying to ram into your hitbox.

What if Futo reverted to being a plate and Miko a sword?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 07:10:53 AM
Oh my, I would feel terrible because it's actually well written xD I KNOW I could be a nit-pick, so if you REALLY want it to be sporked, well... That could be arranged.

If all heroines ganged together for a massive incident, think of the final spell.

Scarlet Butterflies of the Imperishable Judgement of the Subterranean Faith of Fantastica Desires.

I'm crying just thinking about it. It would unleash waves of huge red bubbles, waving lines of butterflies, eye-raping flows of blue bullets, gigantic purple beams, gravity pulling, colorful amulets being launched around before spinning in circles while desires fall around you, trying to ram into your hitbox.

What if Futo reverted to being a plate and Miko a sword?

Oooh. That would hurt like mad. That amount of bullets... ouch.

Sorry, I am not an expert in the TD field... haha...

But in response to your question, well, I feel that sporking is good. Helps the writer to improve on any of the fallacies and problems in the fics.
BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. ONLY. I REPEAT. ONLY. Cause you still have Dreams of (Yuri) Paradise to tend to...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 04, 2012, 07:34:25 AM
BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. ONLY. I REPEAT. ONLY. Cause you still have Dreams of (Yuri) Paradise to tend to...

Oh don't worry, Mervin has to make the table of contents for it, so I've got plenty of free time. It'll... probably hurt. I may try my very first solo sporking too c:
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Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 07:45:31 AM
Oh don't worry, Mervin has to make the table of contents for it, so I've got plenty of free time. It'll... probably hurt. I may try my very first solo sporking too c:

It may hurt for me but I am fine. Criticism from a fun approach helps, heh.
Just hope it doesn't hurt you.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 04, 2012, 08:25:59 AM
But where is the question, dear Ran-Rii.
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Post by: Ran-Rii on December 04, 2012, 09:52:56 AM
But where is the question, dear Ran-Rii.

Check Ikari's post. Something about Toyo being a sword and someone else being a plate. Sorry, I am not good with the Ten Desires fandom.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on December 04, 2012, 10:17:37 AM
What if Youmu's sword were replaced with bread sticks?

Someone forgot to answer this one, but the story of Youmu with bread sticks should be very short because of Yuyuko :V


Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 04, 2012, 10:40:40 AM
No clue about TD myself...

Chapters 4, 5, and 6 are all up in my fanfic: Breaker of the Fourth Wall, though. Reviews and comments would be appreciated. Link in siggy.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on December 04, 2012, 07:51:46 PM
Since there's no other question I have one.


What if Yuyuko went on a diet?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 04, 2012, 11:23:25 PM
Since there's no other question I have one.


What if Yuyuko went on a diet?

She tries to glue her mouth shut because she wants to. It doesn't work. She goes back to pigging out.

That, or Youmu suddenly appears a lot less often because she doesn't have to buy groceries every 36 hours.


What if Reimu met Colette from Tales of Symphonia?


And the TD one is still unanswered...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 05, 2012, 03:44:05 AM
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What if Futo reverted to being a plate and Miko a sword?

Then Yuyuko would arrive carrying a fork and be ready for a feast. 

What if Cirno had accepted Yukari's offer to become one of her shikigami's?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 05, 2012, 03:54:00 AM
The what ifs are piling up xD

What if Cirno had accepted Yukari's offer to become one of her shikigami's?

At first, massive headaches would ensue.

Yukari: Can you clean the house?

Cirno: I can freeze it >:D

Yukari: Uh... Can you cook?

Cirno: I can make shaved ice!

Yukari: ...I'll just tape you to a fan.

And thus the cooling fan was created.

If Colette met Reimu, she'd probably get on Reimu's nerve. Plus, all the talk about journeys would tire Reimu out just by listening, she'd end up teaching her the way of laziness.

Then she'd Judgment Yukari accidentally and they'd become besties 5evah.

Then Reimu shrine would be destroyed by a series of unfortunate events.

What if Alice and Marisa exchanged their Grimoire and Hakkero respectively?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 05, 2012, 11:52:58 AM
Much like how she is never seen opening and using the grimoire in the Windows series, Alice never uses the hakkero.  Marisa can now use various versions of Master Spark, one coming out from each page.

What if Letty, Flandre, Rin, Wriggle, Seiga, Sakuya, Momiji, Eirin, Akyu, Sanae, and Cirno go into an elevator, trigger the overload alarm, and decide that one of them must step out?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 05, 2012, 12:27:41 PM
Quote from: game2011

What if Letty, Flandre, Rin, Wriggle, Seiga, Sakuya, Momiji, Eirin, Akyu, Sanae, and Cirno go into an elevator, trigger the overload alarm, and decide that one of them must step out?

Massive brawl to decide who steps out. Loser is either Cirno or Wriggle, but it doesn't matter because the elevator has now been wrecked.


What if a character in Gensokyo was cursed with the same cross my OC carries? Having the fourth wall stop functioning when they are near it?

edit: Damn, ninja'd before i asked the question.
(Joke) Have you ever considered changing your name to Ran-Ryu? (/joke)

Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ran-Rii on December 05, 2012, 12:30:09 PM
Massive brawl to decide who steps out. Loser is either Cirno or Wriggle, but it doesn't matter because the elevator has now been wrecked.

Please post the next question...

(I wanna make anothe fic outta a question again, if I have the inspiration for that question. So far, none.)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: penguin-san on December 05, 2012, 02:24:27 PM
What if a character in Gensokyo was cursed with the same cross my OC carries? Having the fourth wall stop functioning when they are near it?[/quote]
they'll start to wonder if they can go to the fifth wall.

what if koishi manipulates remilia's 'fate manipulation' unconciousness to control someone else's fate?
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Post by: Zork787 on December 05, 2012, 08:24:56 PM
Please post the next question...

(I wanna make anothe fic outta a question again, if I have the inspiration for that question. So far, none.)

How about "What if Utsuho was only PRETENDING to be a birdbrain as to trick Kanako into giving her the powers of the Yatageratsu!"? :V
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ghostly on December 08, 2012, 03:00:15 AM
How about "What if Utsuho was only PRETENDING to be a birdbrain as to trick Kanako into giving her the powers of the Yatageratsu!"? :V
Then I guess she will use it to quickly finish her "job". :?

What if the human population in Gensokyo goes extinct?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 08, 2012, 04:00:02 AM
The Great Hakurei Barrier disappears because Reimu is dead.

What if you see Iku behind the glass in a public aquarium?

EDIT: Just want to bring up the fact that in my elevator post, Letty was put there on purpose as a weight joke, while the other characters were brought up at random.
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 08, 2012, 03:18:23 PM
I bust out a mirror ball and go Saturday Night Fever.  Iku gets a school of clownfish for backup dancers.  Psy arrives from nowhere and it goes downhill from there.  In Touhou 14, Iku is playable with dance-related spellcards, everything from Thriller through to the Macarena. 

What if Santa visited Gensokyo?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Ikari on December 08, 2012, 05:36:53 PM
I bust out a mirror ball and go Saturday Night Fever.  Iku gets a school of clownfish for backup dancers.  Psy arrives from nowhere and it goes downhill from there.  In Touhou 14, Iku is playable with dance-related spellcards, everything from Thriller through to the Macarena. 

By far the most entertaining image ever.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on December 08, 2012, 10:02:19 PM
I bust out a mirror ball and go Saturday Night Fever.  Iku gets a school of clownfish for backup dancers.  Psy arrives from nowhere and it goes downhill from there.  In Touhou 14, Iku is playable with dance-related spellcards, everything from Thriller through to the Macarena. 

What if Santa visited Gensokyo?
... :getdown:


If Santa went to Gensokyo then Marisa would steal the presents... :V


What if Cirno played with Flandre?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 09, 2012, 12:47:05 PM
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What if Cirno played with Flandre?
Before doing that, Remilia would make her sign a contract not blaming them for any injuries, mental, physical, or spiritual, that might result from playing with Flandre. As well as ANOTHER contract stating she'd come back and do it again the next day if she was still alive. Which, being a fairy, she would be. Flandre would have a playmate for life, Remilia could relax easy, and Cirno would be out of everyone's hair! Except for Cirno, everyone wins!
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 09, 2012, 03:05:10 PM
No question?  Okay...

What if Bane breaks Flandre?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 09, 2012, 04:05:30 PM
No question?  Okay...

What if Bane breaks Flandre?

Bane? You're gonna have to be more specific, there's a lot of characters named Bane in a lot of games and books.

Here are a few.

 Bane from Batman  (http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Bane)
 Cad Bane from Star Wars: The Clone Wars  (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cad_Bane)
 Darth Bane from the Star Wars Extended Universe  (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Bane)

Yeah. Which one are you referring to exactly?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 09, 2012, 05:17:14 PM
Batman's Bane.  I thought it should be obvious, but anyway, sorry for not making it obvious...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: AJC on December 10, 2012, 04:08:56 PM
And what if... Zun kept Marisa a redhead instead of making her blonde?

we would probably have more Meiling X marisa doujins for one.
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What if the next incident involved all the gals somehow becoming pregnant with every 2 stages being a trimester and the EX stage being after the pregnancy?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 10, 2012, 04:42:58 PM
Ahem...  My question about Bane breaking Flandre?

I think we need to get more organized here...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 10, 2012, 11:14:15 PM
we would probably have more Meiling X marisa doujins for one.
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What if the next incident involved all the gals somehow becoming pregnant with every 2 stages being a trimester and the EX stage being after the pregnancy?


That would become a MOVIE, not a game. Because you just can't play that one.
Ahem...  My question about Bane breaking Flandre?

I think we need to get more organized here...

Bane breaking Flandre? Hard to see how that could happen. He could try a Hannibal Lecture (she wouldn't listen), using her own power against her (With Kyuu? Good luck with that, I'll be standing about 20 miles that way while you miraculously stop her from crushing your Eye... NOT.),


OK... so my question.

What if Dodonpachi met Touhou?
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Post by: game2011 on December 11, 2012, 04:43:45 AM
Not trying to offend you, Cybeast, but your answers tend to be too much on the serious and realistic side.  Like what Ikari mentioned before, this place is for silly and nonsensical answers, not the kind that you would find in the Q&A thread.
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 11, 2012, 05:22:41 AM
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What if Dodonpachi met Touhou?

Then the next Touhou game, which is supposed to be a fighting game, will feature stages as inside armored sky carriers, in deep space, underwater...forget random weather effects, you're gonna get random PLANET effects. 

To get back to that Batman themed question - what if Flandre Scarlet was the villain in a Batman movie?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 12, 2012, 02:30:37 AM
Then the next Touhou game, which is supposed to be a fighting game, will feature stages as inside armored sky carriers, in deep space, underwater...forget random weather effects, you're gonna get random PLANET effects. 

To get back to that Batman themed question - what if Flandre Scarlet was the villain in a Batman movie?

The GCPD (Gotham City Police Department): "Well, it's hard to catch a gang boss when there isn't even an identifiable BODY in the murders. We have some survivors, but the stories they tell are not to be believed. They must have been on some pretty crazy drugs, because there's no way even a TENTH of what they claimed happened is true."
Batman: "I'll be the judge of that."
Survivor 1: "She... yes, i know. The lord of crime is a girl. Surprising, right?"
Batman:  "No way. I know for a fact no human woman is capable of that kind of display."
Survivor 2 "That's the thing, Dark Knight! She's NOT human! We're telling the truth!"
Survivor 3: "She pointed at my friends, and said, and this will haunt me for the rest of my life... 'Wanna PLAY with me?'
Survivor 1: "Obviously, we'd come there for a business meeting. We weren't interested in playing with her."
Survivor 2: "We kept silent, not wishing to offend her. Some people... didn't show that restraint, and began cussing her out.
Batman: "RI-I-IGHT. Anyone got a pen? I have to record this one in my 'Fantastic Excuses' book."
Survivor 3: "We're not making this up! She pointed her left hand in their direction. 'If you won't entertain me, I'll crush your Eye...'"
Survivor 2: "Something about the way she said 'eye' made it seem like more than just this." He pointed at his eyeball.
Survivor 1: "It was. They continued to refuse. She pinched her fingers together..."
Survivor 3: "And they exploded! Literally, one second they were there, and when her fingers met, nothing left but blood everywhere!"
Survivor 2: "Seriously! The police don't believe us, but you've met people with insane powers in the past!"
Survivor 1: "You gotta believe us! We ran for it soon afterwards. We fell asleep in the alley. I woke up with a note taped to my face."
Batman: "This note? You still have it?"
Survivor 1: "Yeah." He hands it over.
Batman: "To the Dark Knight: I am astonished you would pick a name that is such a mockery of me and my kind to go around doing heroic duties under. Meet me at midnight by the warehouse where the murders took place. Believe me, Dark Knight, I will SHOW you how DARK the night can be. The Dark Knight versus the dark night. If you don't show, the next spate of mysterious murders will be in your home and in the federal prison. Yeah, I know where you live, Bruce. Be there, or my surname will be signed all over town. In BLOOD." Flandre Scarlet.    PS from Remilia Scarlet, her sis: I recommend not coming. Yes, my sister will murder your family, and the convicts, but it beats dying yourself. You don't have a hope in hell. Actually forget hell. Even Utsuho doesn't have a hope! She made me write this, giving me a sheet designed by her speechwriter, but she can't read, so I can slip in this warning. Don't come."

Choose your own ending!
Good ending.
The scene comes and Batman makes Flandre understand that what she's doing is wrong. In the middle of a battle, with him using all his gadgets and her using danmaku. (She agreed beforehand to not crush his Eye or use Lavaeteinn,  because he couldn't possibly win with those, and she wants to PLAY, have a bit of a CHALLENGE.)

Bad ending.
Hopeless Boss Battle (by which i mean Batman tosses his gadgets and does almost nothing to Flandre) which culminates in him pinned down as she draws her fingers together slowly for dramatic effect while the buildings burn from the use of Lavaeteinn. "I told you, Dark Knight. Nobody mocks the darkness of the night and lives!" (She blackmailed Patchy into writing most of the lines she's spoken.)

I just realized... i just wrote another freaking fanfic while answering this!




What if Super Smash Bros. Touhou Edition? Character names, Final Smashes, B + Direction, A + Direction, Grab, Shield, Throw... give me a whole roster of moves! I understand this is going to take more than one person...
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Post by: Ikari on December 12, 2012, 03:03:45 AM
What if Super Smash Bros. Touhou Edition? Character names, Final Smashes, B + Direction, A + Direction, Grab, Shield, Throw... give me a whole roster of moves! I understand this is going to take more than one person...

I can do one for now.

Koishi Komeiji (HOW SURPRISING OF ME, RIGHT?)

Standing pose: Looks around happily, constantly moving a bit
Running pose: Stretches her arms out and leans foward, smiling happily as she runs foward
Crouching pose: Simple crouches while putting her hands on her knee, inspecting the ground

A A A: A simple punch, followed by a kick and then ending in a twirl with which she slaps her opponent
A + ->: A headbutt with her nice hat
Charged A + ->: Similar with her final hit in the A combo, she does a fast 360 in which she slaps her opponent away with a rose explosion
A + ^: A simple kick upward.
Charged A + ^: A backflip kick, which ends with a rose explosion
A + v: A quick kick
Charged A + v: Summons a rose on the ground and makes it explode

B: Embers of Love: Shoots a heart missile that bounces around slowly.
B + ->: Philosophy of a Hated Person: Dashes foward, disappears and creates many exploding roses, detonating them before re-appearing.
B + ^: Genetics of the Subconcious: Allows the player to fly slowly while surrounding herself in colorful danmaku lines
B + v: Release of the Id/Super Ego: First uses sends many heart flying around her, which slowly fades away after hitting the enemy of traveling a short distance. Second use makes the  hearts re-appears and head toward Koishi while ignoring walls.

Shield: Summons a red orb (Like when the player uses a bomb) while doing the infamous Glico pose.

Grab: Sends out her third eye to catch the opponent.
A during grap: Flicks the opponent's face.
-> During grab: Grabs the enemy's hands, spin in around happily and then throws him away, hurting enemies nearby.
^ During grab: Summons a vine from the ground to send the enemy flying in the air.
v During grab: Sets the enemy on the ground and summons lasers like in Ancestors By Your Bed, which crashes on the opponent.

Final Smash: Rose Hell; Sends expanding circles of bullets around her who follows the same rose transformation pattern than the spellcard version.

Happy? c:

...So do I throw a what if, or do we actually do more of those?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: fondue on December 12, 2012, 03:47:04 AM
@CyBeast: That was amazing :O
@Ikari: more More MORE
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Post by: game2011 on December 12, 2012, 04:28:44 AM
Want more SSB? 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5681268/111/Touhou-Journey-to-the-Smashing-Beyond

At the end of most of the following chapters.

Anyway, question...

What if Parsee viciously attacks people she is jealous of?
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Post by: Yatakarasu on December 12, 2012, 05:02:23 AM
Ikari...that needs to happen. Get some people on that!

...Satori could totally be like Kirby.
What if Parsee viciously attacks people she is jealous of?
She'd most likely lose, cause she'd keep picking fights with opponents that are much stronger than her. Also, Reimu would beat her ass into submission, cause she'd be classified as an extremely hostile youkai. Also for some reason this (http://i.imgur.com/KR5sD.png) came to mind...I wonder why? Oh... (http://i.imgur.com/1StGQ.png)

What if everyone lost their hats and/or headgear?
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Post by: fondue on December 12, 2012, 07:00:39 AM
Parsee wouldn't be jealous anymore.

What if Satori read her own mind?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on December 12, 2012, 07:38:21 AM
Parsee wouldn't be jealous anymore.

Or more jealous, as now she also didn't get to LOSE a hat like everyone else did. :ohdear:

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What if Satori read her own mind?

Could be interesting, but might not get very far with her idea. I'm thinking that as she reads her own mind, it would be filled with thoughts of what she just read, leading to her reading it again which I guess creates an infinite loop of rereading thoughts...

"I'm currently thinking about reading my own mind, which is filled with thoughts of me reading my own mind, which is thinking about reading my mind that's thinking about thinking about think think ththththhth ARGH" [/overload]


What if Marisa stopped stealing precious things and instead left gifts lying around in everyone else's house?

(sorry if this was already done, but I didn't see it after a quick look)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 12, 2012, 10:54:43 AM
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What if Marisa stopped stealing precious things and instead left gifts lying around in everyone else's house?

Knowing Marisa's fondness of explosions the genre-savvy characters (Reimu, Yukari, Suika, and Remilia) toss theirs in the garbage can while everyone else opens it and is BLOWN THE HELL UP.

Along with a chirpy "Boom! Da ze!" coming from the box itself.



I'll post another Smash Bros idea myself.


Flandre Scarlet    (Rules of Smash generally seem to state competitors need equal power levels, so she gets MAJORLY nerfed.)
Standing pose: Looks bored,
Walking pose: Slowly walks in that direction.
Running pose: Flies towards the opponent.
A A A: A punch, followed by a kick, followed by nailing them with one of her crystals.
A + Forward: She charges them, inflicting a brutal headbutt.
Charge A + Forward: Winds up to deliver a punishing blow with the Lavaeteinn spear.
A + Down: Slide tackles the opponent. 75% chance of making them trip.
Charge A + Down: N/A
A + Up: Leaps into the air and does an spinning uppercut.
Charge A + Up: Same thing, more power, and more jump height. Segues perfectly into...
B + Down:  Dive bombs the opponent. With good timing, can be comboed into...
Grab: Flandre catches the opponent on the end of Lavaeteinn.
A during Grab: Flandre latches on to the opponent's neck. Flandre can't throw any more at this point, but will heal off 4, 5, or 9% of damage a second while dealing twice that to the opponent. The opponent must start smashing buttons to get away.
Grab + Forward: Flandre spins the Lavaeteinn around and throws the opponent off into the distance.
Grab + Up: Flandre throws the opponent upwards off the Lavaeteinn. Can possibly execute another A + Up, B + Down, Grab combo...
Grab + Down: Flandre slams the opponent into the ground. They take about 40% in damage, then go flying up into the air from hitting the ground so hard.

B: Lavaeteinn Fireball: A fireball goes straight out from Lavateinn.
Charge B: Lavaeteinn FireWall: Creates a wall of fire the opponent MUST jump over.
B + Forward: Lavaeteinn Combo: Spinning Lavaeteinn in front of her, Flandre moves to the side. Anyone caught in this is stunlocked and if someone is, Flandre will keep hitting them for about 10 seconds.
B + Up: Lavaeteinn Danmaku: Shoots extremely powerful fireball above her. Extremely powerful translates to about 90% damage. Short ranged, and a counter move.

Final Smash: Kyuu (We all knew it was going to be Kyuu.) Flandre needs to be within 2 person lengths away from someone for this to work. If it does, they lose a life, while exploding in detail reminiscent of Mortal Kombat. (For those of you who don't know what Kyuu is, she crushes the Eye of Existence. Except in this case, she merely damages it enough to cause a TEMPORARY existence failure rather than a permanent one.) In stock battles, this can have a drawback, though. They don't respawn for the next 3 minutes, giving them an advantage in lives.



I tried to make Flandre less broken, i really did!

Speaking of Smash and Touhou, and Flandre:  Working Flandre Brawl Character!  (http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php#Page=27&Order=Name%20ASC&Type=Character%Import%&Moderated=All) Scroll down. I didn't make this.      Also, why don't you check  His entire Touhou character collection!  (http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php#ByUserID=19885&Moderated=All&Moderated=All)
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 12, 2012, 12:56:41 PM
Anyone noticed my link?

Anyway...

What if Miko loves to be pulled gently in the cheeks?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 13, 2012, 09:23:22 PM
Want more SSB? 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5681268/111/Touhou-Journey-to-the-Smashing-Beyond

At the end of most of the following chapters.

Never actually bothered to look at this. Now i did, and I'm going to like this story, i think!

Hint: Recommend starting at the beginning. Change the 111 in the URL to a 1.

 A better link  (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5681268/1/Touhou-Journey-to-the-Smashing-Beyond)

You really are the king of ambiguous questions. There are two connotations to that. There's the NSFW one, and a facial one. Which one are you referring to? If it's NSFW, the question doesn't really belong here.
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 14, 2012, 01:16:27 AM
You can totally pick which one you want when you answer it.  Take it easy :3

Then Miko would use her ability to find people who had a desire to pull her cheeks, and lived happily ever after. 

What if the people in the forum with character themed names (some examples - Ran Yakumo, Yukarin, Reimu HakureiSM) were the actual girls from Gensokyo?  Assuming some of them don't get banned for having multiple accounts?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 14, 2012, 04:13:43 AM
Cybeast: I wasn't trying to link people to the whole story at first, just trying to lead them to the SSB movesets starting from that chapter.  But anyway, I'm glad you like the story!  Also, I have ABSOLUTELY no NSFW intentions in my mind at all when I made my question.  It's just plain cheek-pulling.  What's wrong with that?  Why is it that people have to twist innocent ideas all the time?

Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 14, 2012, 11:15:45 AM
You can totally pick which one you want when you answer it.  Take it easy :3

Then Miko would use her ability to find people who had a desire to pull her cheeks, and lived happily ever after. 

What if the people in the forum with character themed names (some examples - Ran Yakumo, Yukarin, Reimu HakureiSM) were the actual girls from Gensokyo?  Assuming some of them don't get banned for having multiple accounts?


Then in that case, we got a serious problem when those people get bored, since they know about us. Especially if YUKA was there. It's not just here, either. The same thing happens on Youtube. Sanae Kochiya was a username who every comment i see is like an RP.


What if Eirin teamed up with GlaDOS?
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Post by: Ikari on December 15, 2012, 12:33:02 AM
Then in that case, we got a serious problem when those people get bored, since they know about us. Especially if YUKA was there. It's not just here, either. The same thing happens on Youtube. Sanae Kochiya was a username who every comment i see is like an RP.

If I'm not mistaken, most of the Touhou usernames on Youtube (the "real" ones) are a rp troup that populated the site, not just a few random people who just decided one day to do so.

What if Eirin teamed up with GlaDOS?

EIrIN: Test subject number 25, Reisen Udongein Inaba. The room has been filled with a deadly neurotoxin that will kill you in 10 minutes. The antidote is at the end of this confusing labyrinth made of doors. MANY doors.

Reisen: ;___; *goes through the labyrinth quietly*

EIrIN: Fun fact. Rabbits are 14.653% better than humans. We machines lunarians are 10486 % better than rabbits. Humans are such filthy creatures.

Reisen: *Finds the antidote, inject it in her arm*

EIrIN: Haha. This was actually a syringe full of deadly neurotoxin. You're such a human.

What if Reimu had a sex change?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on December 15, 2012, 01:47:31 AM
What if Reimu had a sex change?

I'll let someone else answer, but I find it hard to not make a Rayman joke here. :V reiman
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 17, 2012, 02:25:22 PM
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What if Reimu had a sex change?

I'd get to wear my partner's shrine maiden outfit to parties. 

What if Rinnosuke had a sex change?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 17, 2012, 07:59:24 PM
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What if Rinnosuke had a sex change?

Um...   Half the joke is that he's male, so he suddenly is even LESS cared about by the fanbase.

What if Aya found the secret to what makes Danmaku and flight work, and wrote an article about it? And, say, a paper slipped through the border? Hmm... possible fanfic idea?


Also, if nobody minds, I'd like to volunteer my answer to "What if Reimu had a sex change?"

The testosterone, lack of money, and her underrated importance make her go on a rampage, attacking everyone. Touhou 14 would be really weird. You have one playable character: Reimu. The game would feature a Megaman-esque selection screen. And a Megaman password system or save files.
First 4 options: Rumia, Cirno, Mystia, and Wriggle.
Then, when they were all done, the next 4 (Letty, Momiji, Daiyousei, and Minoriko) would replace them.
After that, you'd have the SDM, which would play out like Wily's castle. In order, you'd fight Meiling, Sakuya, Koakuma, Patchouli, Remilia, and Flandre.
Then 8 more (Nitori, Tenshi, Marisa, Hina, Star & Sunny & Luna [all at once], Sanae, Kanako, Suwako)
Then Eintei, which would play out like another castle, fighting (in order) Tewi, Reisen, Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou.
Then Hakogyouroku In order: Merlin, Lunasa, Lyrica, Youmu, Yuyuko.
Then Yukari-Space. In order: Chen, Ran, Yukari. Yukari is a hopeless boss fight that blasts Reimu to...
PC-98. 8 options again. (Mook Survival (Survive for 3 minutes against a horde of Mr. Ghostys), Rika, Meira, Elis, Ellen, Kana, Orange, Chiyuri & Okazaki)
Then there's Makai. Another castle design: Louise, Sara, Sariel, Yuki, Mai, Shinki.
Then... Muugenkan. Castle Design: Kurumi, Elly, Yuka, Mugetsu, Gengetsu.
Then she faces off against PC-98 Marisa and PC-98 Mima. At the same time.
When she wins, the three of them thrash Yukari because Marisa wants to blow something up and Mima was bored.

Then Yukari turns Reimu back because she doesn't want this happening again. The end.


Well... what do you think?
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on December 22, 2012, 12:04:11 PM
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What if Aya found the secret to what makes Danmaku and flight work, and wrote an article about it? And, say, a paper slipped through the border? Hmm... possible fanfic idea?

Seeing as it'll be picked up in Japan, you can look forward to seeing Danmaku lessons in school classes and the Japanese Defense Force.  Of course, assuming whomever finds it decides to hand it in to the authorities instead of keeping it to themselves. 

What if the God in Reimu's shrine was actually Amateresu?
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Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on December 22, 2012, 02:46:28 PM
Then Hakurei Shrine would have more followers.

What if Hourai people die?
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Post by: game2011 on December 22, 2012, 03:57:42 PM
They reappear alive and well again, like Kenny from South Park.

What if Tokiko's real name is something cute, like Mimi or Nana?
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Post by: Szayelaporro Granz on December 22, 2012, 06:06:32 PM
They reappear alive and well again, like Kenny from South Park.

Well,I mean if they're killed off for real :/
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Post by: Vael on December 24, 2012, 10:43:53 AM
Well,I mean if they're killed off for real :/
Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.


What if Tokiko's real name is something cute, like Mimi or Nana?
Rinnosuke suddenly gets a lot of grief over bullying cute "Mimi-tan" from her legions of fans in Gensokyo, Aya cackles at the sudden boost in her Newspaper's popularity. Meanwhile, Hayate is in talks with Cirno to try to work on her cuteness to contest the Bunbunmaru once more, her research showed that a surprising number of people have a thing for cute tomboys.

What if Yukari showed Reimu that there were many other Gensokyo-type barriers all over the world, each one maintained by a family of shaman/priests like the Hakurei have done? And all of them have fragments (including Reimu) of the same god?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 24, 2012, 04:42:46 PM
"So what?"

What if Marisa's house burns down, and nobody cares, except for Marisa herself?

BTW, Vael, I already sent Yomihime a PM regarding this.  Really do wish that people would stop taking this topic so seriously...
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Vael on December 24, 2012, 05:01:00 PM
((Yup, yup, fun and games it is))


"Hey Alice~! Gonna be staying over for a bit~!"

What if Marisa was the Hakurei Shrine Maiden and Reimu was Ordinary Witch?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Goldom on December 24, 2012, 11:47:14 PM
What if Yukari showed Reimu that there were many other Gensokyo-type barriers all over the world, each one maintained by a family of shaman/priests like the Hakurei have done? And all of them have fragments (including Reimu) of the same god?

Since this one got missed...

Massive open-world RPG type game where she's gotta travel all over collecting the parts to summon the god and save the world. Only at the end it turns out it's something totally useless like a god of taking naps.

Continue with above question~

edit: oh I just realized "so what" was an answer to this already. Oh well.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 26, 2012, 02:22:34 AM
Marisa asks for "precious things" to be donated, while Reimu "borrows" money for a lifetime.

What if Orange became annoying?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on December 26, 2012, 02:52:21 AM
Marisa asks for "precious things" to be donated, while Reimu "borrows" money for a lifetime.

What if Orange became annoying?

If Orange became annoying, certainly someone will be killed by a KNIFE, considering that this is a touhou forum, Orange is a kind of annoying Sakuya from Youtube :P
So if Orange became annoying, Meiling will be stabbed by a Knife as always.



What if Yoshika had the ability to drink anything instead of eat anything?
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Post by: game2011 on December 26, 2012, 04:08:53 AM
She comes with the ability to change anything into liquid by biting them as well.

What if Hina rolls instead of spin?
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 26, 2012, 11:27:07 AM
She comes with the ability to change anything into liquid by biting them as well.

What if Hina rolls instead of spins?
She would be Peppy.

What if Tewi did a barrel roll?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Rei Scarlette on December 26, 2012, 11:41:10 AM
She would be Peppy.

What if Tewi did a barrel roll?

Then it would either come with zero or two barrel rolling waves of danmaku, depending on the direction she rolls. because press z or r twice

What if Sakuya used spoons in her danmaku instead of knives?
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Post by: Error on December 26, 2012, 12:04:54 PM
Spoonmaku.
Guaranteed 9999 damage per hit.

What if the book that Alice always carries around with her turned out to be an ordinary bible?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Cybeast710 on December 27, 2012, 01:37:18 AM
Then, in that case, one of two things is true.
1. Holy artifacts do nothing to demons/spirits of chaos
2. Bibles aren't holy at all, they're just as sacred as a history textbook.

If 1: That's going to bite someone in the butt later.

If 2: People have even less reason to care about religion than they already do, and Byakuren, Suwako, and Kanako all take severe faith hits.

EDIT: Almost forgot the what if.

What if Touhou + Minecraft?  <---- This one I've GOTTA hear...

Before you answer, let me get this off my chest. I DON'T LIKE MINECRAFT. There. I feel a lot better now.
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 27, 2012, 02:19:07 AM
Creepers now look like human girls, 'nuff said.

What if Pixar made a Touhou movie (obviously 3D)?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Vael on December 27, 2012, 03:13:57 AM
Quote from: Cybeast710
What if Touhou + Minecraft?  <---- This one I've GOTTA hear...
One more answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05E1KH5CYbQ)


Creepers now look like human girls, 'nuff said.

What if Pixar made a Touhou movie (obviously 3D)?
ZUN's wrath shall reach the heavens and Pixar shall know the meaning of the word fear.

What if Marisa was a guy da-ze?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 27, 2012, 04:21:27 AM
Then her da-ze wouldn't be out of place, ze.
What if EVERYONE IN GENSOKYO said ze at the end of their sentences?
Title: Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
Post by: game2011 on December 27, 2012, 09:54:07 AM
Touhou: Highly Responsive to Prayers-ze
Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil-ze
Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody-ze
Touhou: Forbidden Scrollery-ze
You get the idea...

What if everyone in Gensokyo, including those at SDM, forgets about Flandre's existence completely?
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Post by: Vael on December 27, 2012, 10:15:59 AM
Gensokyo? Meet apocalypse.

What if Sanae found a drill-like necklace and a huge face near the shrine one day?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 29, 2012, 04:39:24 AM
She'd probably try and figure out which of her two patron goddesses would like them better.


What if Flandre lost her ability to crush Eyes?
But also gained the ability to rescale anything to whatever size she wanted? Including herself? (Arguably worse, because at least the Eye thing could kill one quickly. But this ability would quickly turn one from playmate to play toy!)

For anyone confused, it would be like the Setscale command shared by most Elder Scrolls games, meaning that the target is scaled proportionally. Basically, what I'm saying is that a target would still have the same ratio of measurements. Or in layman's terms, Reimu is still Reimu shaped, Flandre CAN'T turn her into Paper Reimu, and tables are still table shaped, meaning she can't make a really tall table out of a normal sized one.
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 29, 2012, 04:48:16 AM
Then she would be getting in fights with Suika a lot.

What if Yukari lost to Cirno?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 29, 2012, 05:11:02 AM
She would get Cirno back later by throwing her between Mokou and Kaguya while they were dueling.
That or Utsuho's reactor.

What if Sakuya lost her power over time, but gained the same resizing powers as in the above question? For anyone who is unclear, it's not just resizing oneself. It's ANYTHING. Doesn't even need to be seen, they just need to know what and where, for an object, or WHO, in the case of a person.

Edit: I hate your answer to the Flandre one. I really do. Sakuya wouldn't do the same thing as Flandre, either. But again, this isn't meant to be serious... so I'll just let my anger bubble away and focus on making my OWN answer.
See it here...  (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,14006.0.html)
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 29, 2012, 06:18:20 AM
Previous answer repeat.
What if Shikieiki lost against Cir-ohwaitshedid.
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Post by: Delfigamer on December 29, 2012, 07:17:09 AM
Makai would be divided by zero.

What if Alice used voodoo dolls?
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Post by: Error on December 29, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Then she would nail them to trees.
...wait, doesn't she already do that?

What if the outside world suddenly disappeared?
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 29, 2012, 12:19:28 PM
Then Renko and Maribel would be gapped into Gensokyo.
Makai would be divided by zero.
DID YOU NOT SEE THE OHWAITSHEDID!?
*ahem* What if Yukari talked in third-person all the time?
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Post by: Gensokyo Dreadnought on December 29, 2012, 12:32:47 PM
It would sound rather cute and child-like. It would also indicate Yukari had a plateau in her education somewhere along those 1200++ years of living.

What if Okuu actually can control multiple stars at once and she realized this when she was in a hot bath?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on December 29, 2012, 11:38:00 PM
Then wherever she is starts to resemble planet Zebes after the events of Super Metroid.


I've given up on the size question... So I'll just write my own damn answer! Because it's good fanfic material!
 Insane Goddess of the Mansion  (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,14006.0.html)


What if everyone in Gensokyo woke up and found that their powers had been randomly swapped around? And the culprits were a coalition of all the forgotten PC-98 characters?

Man, i come up with good ideas for fanfics. Pity I just don't generally have the drive or motivation to write them.
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Post by: fondue on December 31, 2012, 12:42:36 AM
Reimu would've judged Mima in PoFV, and in EoSD, Yuki would be the final boss.

What if all the MiB movies were Touhou? Who would the characters be?
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on December 31, 2012, 04:39:15 AM
I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...

What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?
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Post by: fondue on December 31, 2012, 04:45:47 PM
I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...
wat :I
Someone re-answer my question then please.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 01, 2013, 08:08:52 PM
Ran and Chen would probably be the two main characters.
(See Touhou Pocket Wars EVO + ;they don't need the light to wipe memories, and the player character almost gets mind wiped by them, but fights them off with familiars. [although the "this person saw us, we need to mind wipe them" thing loses credibility when you consider the fact that there is Touhou merchandise being sold BLOODY EVERYWHERE in that world, and therefore the odds that anyone would believe the player character are about 0]This was right before Ran, Chen. AND the player get sucked through a gap into Gensokyo. Which he/she can go back and forth between all he/she pleases somehow even though no one there can even put their hand through a gap [apart from Yukari] )

Wow, that got off topic.
The head of their agency would be Yukari, and the villain could be pretty much any of the PC-98's who've been forgotten. Maybe with Flandre being their right hand.




I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...

What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?

Dude. I'm not even going to answer your question. Don't throw down a non-answer, then ask. That is just rude. At the very least, give an answer that qualifies REMOTELY as an answer.


What if the Touhous were boss characters in Megaman Battle Network? What attacks would they have?
Two things you gotta remember about Battle Network. Battle takes place on a 6 by 6 grid.
Chip/Attack names have no more than EIGHT characters.

I have an example of Mokou here (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13774.new.html#new) to give you an idea...
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Post by: Maribel Hearn on January 02, 2013, 12:10:53 AM
The danmaku would be very tricky to dodge for Megaman: no visible hitbox... no effective vertical movement... should be clear why.

What if Touhou character x (choose yourself) existed in real life? Pick an interesting one and not a too obvious one, e.g. Utsuho destroying everything.
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Post by: Gensokyo Dreadnought on January 02, 2013, 01:34:51 PM
Nitori and I would be dominating the world with human+kappa technology. We would be crowned as 'The Forefathers of New Technology".

Also, world peace would be ensued as the combined technologies would possibly cause the creation of a nuclear deterrent (something like Dr.Manhattan).

If that doesn't happen, then she'll just be the little lovely waifu who I chained down at the basement.  :V

What if Hideo Kojima decided to make the next Touhou game along with ZUN?
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Post by: game2011 on January 03, 2013, 03:26:34 AM
Yukari and Hakurei Miko (fanmade Touhou character) started an organization that was supposed to bring peace to Gensokyo, but the former led the organization down the road of corruption, so the latter became disgusted and threatened to leave if things do not become better.  Yukari, however, sees Hakurei Miko as a role model for the organization, so while the latter was in a coma due to an accident, she took her DNA to create two clones to replace her if she really leaves.  The two clones are Reimu and Sanae.  When Hakurei Miko woke up and learned about this, this was the last straw for her, so she left the organization.  Because of this, Yukari lost faith in everyone else and would not let any living being succeed her in ruling the organization, so using the combination of magic and technology, she created an A.I. more advanced than any known A.I. in the world in the form of a dragon to help rule over things.  However, the dragon led the organization down a path that she would never have imagined; he wanted to control the whole of Gensokyo and everything that is happening to it, including the daily lives of the inhabitants.  Hakurei Miko swears that she will put an end to this organization, even if it means getting killed by the hands of her "daughter", Reimu.

What if being pet on the head is the biggest weakness of everyone in the series?  Doing this drains them of their powers for quite some time.  This includes male characters as well.
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on January 03, 2013, 08:03:09 AM
Then Yukari would be doing it non-stop.
At the very least, give an answer that qualifies REMOTELY as an answer.
But I did... :(
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 03, 2013, 10:28:27 AM
But I did... :(

"I've never watched them." hardly counts as an answer. At the VERY least, you put that down, but you don't get to ask a question.
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Post by: Vael on January 03, 2013, 12:24:07 PM
"I've never watched them." hardly counts as an answer. At the VERY least, you put that down, but you don't get to ask a question.
Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.

==========================================

Since there was no question for me to answer:

What if...

Eiji Hino, aka Kamen Rider OOO, found himself in Gensokyo? Oh, and due to the nature of Gensokyo, he has the Medals, OOO Driver, and O-Scanner, back with him.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 03, 2013, 08:38:39 PM
   
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Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.

There's a difference between a silly answer, which is acceptable, and a non-answer, which is being too lazy/too impatient to even attempt an answer/wait for someone else to answer but the person wants THEIR question answered, so they put down a non-answer and ask theirs. Seems kind of unfair, right?

To give you an idea of how annoying that is...


Since there was no question for me to answer:

What if...

Eiji Hino, aka Kamen Rider OOO, found himself in Gensokyo? Oh, and due to the nature of Gensokyo, he has the Medals, OOO Driver, and O-Scanner, back with him.

Never heard of him.

<insert What If question here>


That is a non-answer, and it is infuriating. Which is exactly what
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I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...
is, a non-answer. I mean, I understand silly answers, but that's just rude.

And technically, you did have a question to answer if you're going to defend HawkPath1337's answer.
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What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?
was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?

Don't want to get into a flame war, mind you. Just trying to explain that there's a difference between "not getting the answer you wanted" and an answer that DOESN'T address the question and only exists so that the person can ask their question.
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Post by: fondue on January 03, 2013, 11:04:45 PM
guys lets steer away from this please its making me go :c

I'll answer the previous one. When Eiji meets Yukari, she gaps in the Luna Dopant and they fight again. Aya films the whole event and makes a news report about it.

What if Gensokyo was made furry? What kind of animals the characters (only the main, main-ish and maybe the recent ones. All of them to be listed and changed would be kinda BS for you guys ;o ) would be?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 04, 2013, 02:58:40 AM

What if Gensokyo was made furry? What kind of animals the characters (only the main, main-ish and maybe the recent ones. All of them to be listed and changed would be kinda BS for you guys ;o ) would be?

Remilia would be part bat. Oh, wait, she already kinda is (Playable in IN)
Reimu... Um... Prickly mood, so hedgehog?
Marisa... Is obvious, as ANYBODY will tell you. They already refer to her as "a rat"
Sanae... In keeping with my Return of Touhou Mother LP, she's freaking obligated to be related to Metroid in some way.  So a Ridley-human hybrid. When she gets mad, she gets MAD.
Sakuya... Can't really do one with her.
Yukari... Turtle. She's resident sage. So was Genji, so it doubly makes sense.
Alice... Don't really have one.
Yuyuko... A lich... Not really furry, but... you tell me an animal that fits her!
Youmu... A tiger. Definitely.

What if Eirin was the head of the FDA?  (Food and Drug Administration, for non-Americans. They're the ones in charge of exhaustively testing new foods and medicines.)
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Post by: Vael on January 04, 2013, 03:26:43 AM
And technically, you did have a question to answer if you're going to defend HawkPath1337's answer.was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?

Don't want to get into a flame war, mind you. Just trying to explain that there's a difference between "not getting the answer you wanted" and an answer that DOESN'T address the question and only exists so that the person can ask their question.
My apologies then.


What if Eirin was the head of the FDA?  (Food and Drug Administration, for non-Americans. They're the ones in charge of exhaustively testing new foods and medicines.)
One of two things, either:
a) USA has the best medicines and most nutritious food in the world...
or
b) USA gets invaded by the Moon as they try to take back Eirin.


What if Keine was just as powerful as Yukari?
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Post by: Error on January 04, 2013, 06:55:18 AM
Then she wasn't trying very hard to hide the village in IN.


What if ZUN didn't create Gensokyo, but it was still the setting for the games?
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Post by: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 09:09:49 AM
The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 04, 2013, 11:02:08 AM
The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?

Probably would bring a few back to accompany Byakuren.

What if all gaming, Touhou Project included, was a carefully designed experiment by Eirin? One which encompasses most of humanity?
Hard to get a straight answer

What if Cirno got caught in one of Yukari's gaps, and when she came out, there were 13 of her? One for each Pokemon type? Fire, Ice, Electric, Steel, Dark, Rock, Bug, Grass, Ground, Water, Poison, Dragon, Fighting, Ghost, Flying, Psychic, and Type ??? (as in the move Curse)    ?
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Post by: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 02:46:35 PM
There would be more forms for her than just Achi, Ikazu and Mizu Cirno. ;P And you would sadly be unable to use all of them in a team, only able to carry 6.

What if Cirno and Utsuho were intelligent and formed a team to fight to rest of Gensokyo for fun?
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Post by: game2011 on January 04, 2013, 05:43:46 PM
The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?
ZUN not having the rights to the PC-98 characters isn't true, mind you.

Anyway...

They would still lose to the combined force of all the characters in Gensokyo, thus proving that brain does not always beat brawn.

What if Reimu is loved by all the male population in Gensokyo?
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Post by: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 07:16:18 PM
Her donation box would actually contain something.

What if Reimu didn't have exposed armpits?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 04, 2013, 07:55:45 PM
Her donation box would actually contain something.

What if Reimu didn't have exposed armpits?

No one (in universe) would even blink.
The fanbase, however, would probably react negatively.

What if Cirno showed up at your front door? What would you do?
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Post by: fondue on January 05, 2013, 12:35:02 AM
Squeal in delight and invite her inside and ask her about her life.

What if Shikieiki judged you?
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Post by: Error on January 05, 2013, 02:02:43 AM
I'd probably be sent to hell for some arbitrary reason.

What if TH1-5 were canon and 6+ was fanon?
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Post by: game2011 on January 05, 2013, 03:51:48 PM
Knowing how this fandom works, the 6+ characters will still be treated by them as canon.

What if Yuyuko's hitbox is as big as Letty's?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 06, 2013, 02:49:51 AM
Aren't both their hitboxes the whole freaking sprite?

Here's one.

What if Rosalie (from Twilight) and Flandre swapped places?
(Rosalie was the one who Jacob made 50 blonde jokes about)

Fun fact. I like Twilight. Don't see why everyone hates on it. However, I've got no problem tearing it to pieces in the name of fanfiction/"what if?". See THIS (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8879836/1/Touhou-wrecks-X) for an example...   And i DO think the sparkling vampires are stupid...
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Post by: Alicirno on January 06, 2013, 03:27:46 PM
What if Rosalie (from Twilight) and Flandre swapped places?
(Rosalie was the one who Jacob made 50 blonde jokes about)

Then EoSD Extra would be much easier and Twilight would've been more than a love triangle, maybe ending a lot sooner. Both would suffer depression: Rosalie from being locked up for 495 years then finally being released to be beat up by a shrine maiden and/or magician and Flandre from realising she has to deal with silly fanfiction plots.

What if Yukari didn't have Ran and had to do everything herself?
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Post by: Delfigamer on January 06, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
What if Yukari didn't have Ran and had to do everything herself?
The question is slightly incorrect. If Yukari didn't have have Ran, she would enslave somebody else. Maybe you, what do you think?

Yeah, what if Yukari got Mamizou instead of Ran?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 12, 2013, 07:46:55 PM
She could use Mamizou to easily handle incidents involving a group of people by having her transform into one.



What if the Touhou characters played ice hockey? And stayed within the rules? (i.e. NO FLYING since it ruins the point of the ice.)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 17, 2013, 02:27:02 AM
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What if the Touhou characters played ice hockey? And stayed within the rules? (i.e. NO FLYING since it ruins the point of the ice.)

Well, no one's answering, so I'll answer this and ask another.

Aya and Youmu become pretty useless. (Force of Friction is uFn. They won't be able to NEARLY brake in time at full speed.)
Cirno is suddenly the MVP (Hey, she handles ice on a regular basis)
Wriggle finds someone else to hang with since she doesn't like ice too much.
Marisa tries to introduce curling. It bombs.
Reimu doesn't care.
Yukari's lazy as usual.
Yuyuko referees.



What if a Manaphy got loose in Gensokyo?

For those of you who don't know, Manaphy has the power of Heart Swap. Absolutely jerkish, since it literally makes two things switch bodies. In Brawl, if Manaphy showed up, you started throwing yourself off the edge if it got you, since your opponent would lose lives.
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Post by: sol35 on January 17, 2013, 03:05:11 AM
Manaphy and koishi become instant friends and reimu uses manaphy to switch bodies with someone with more money then her.

ok my question
what if utsuho and yukari teamed up to take over gensokyo?
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Post by: Error on January 17, 2013, 04:44:13 AM
expect to see a lot more explosion endings.


what if keine and rinnosuke were related?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 17, 2013, 10:35:36 AM
Keine would consistently pressure Rinnosuke to "make something of his life"


what if Yukari gspped into your house one day and asked for tea? What would you do?
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on January 17, 2013, 12:33:28 PM
I would make her some goddamn tea, and hope she likes Earl Grey. 

What if Yukari did not like Earl Grey?
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Post by: ZekeSulastin on January 17, 2013, 06:28:32 PM
a) Hope you have other choices (we have plenty), b) pray whichever youkai you get dumped on likes Earl Grey  v:

What if you went outside and found yourself being followed by Orin?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 17, 2013, 07:57:02 PM
What if you went outside and found yourself being followed by Orin?

Yeah... when that happens, it's time to write your will... Since Orin has been known to prematurely try to kill someone to get their corpse (ReimuB, SA)

What if Yukari decided to involve the outside world in the next incident/cause an incident by opening a gap to the outside world?
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Post by: Maribel Hearn on January 17, 2013, 08:09:53 PM
Entire Japan would be conquered by the youkai.

To continue on this, what if Japan was under youkai rulership?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 18, 2013, 02:44:50 AM
Then we'd have the Pacific War all over again as the youkai inflame the samurai spirit again. Except this time, the US loses due to... well... them being FREAKING YOUKAI.

Here's one I thought of that I realized worked as I was reading the comics.

What if Yukari took Garfield for a pet? (He's already pretty much half-youkai at this point, considering how long he's been around. And the fact he's sentient. Scratch the half youkai comment, Garfield IS a youkai. Just a mute one.)
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Post by: Vael on January 20, 2013, 02:24:13 PM
Ever seen a jelly Ran? Because we'll soon see one...oh and overworked too. Chen might like him, since he's a very cat-like cat.


What if Reimu became a hermit, like Kasen.
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Post by: game2011 on January 20, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
She becomes a wicked hermit due to craving riches and earthly desires that hermits should avoid.  At least I think hermits should avoid them...

What if Gensokyo exists in real life, but it's actually a very dangerous place in Japan with no civilization and is full of dangerous wild animals and savages?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 20, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
Wouldn't be any more or less believable than the theories about Area 51 here in the States.

Anyone else want to ask a question? I don't have one at the moment...
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Post by: fondue on January 20, 2013, 10:42:17 PM
What if ZUN was a good drawer?
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Post by: GunnerReisen on January 20, 2013, 11:32:36 PM
He would be bigger then Jesus.


What if Zun joined AA?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 21, 2013, 01:42:57 AM
The Touhous would stop caring about sake, and Suika would be Put On A Bus.

What if you were having a perfectly ordinary day, then Remilia came out of nowhere, smashed a window, and started trying to fly off with you?

I love the philosophical questions. Other people apparently don't, given the long gaps that seem to happen when I post here.
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Post by: GunnerReisen on January 21, 2013, 02:27:13 AM
I would hug her and sing, "harmony, harmony, oh love~"

What if they made a Touhou vs Capcom game?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 21, 2013, 02:54:51 AM
I would hug her and sing, "harmony, harmony, oh love~"

What if they made a Touhou vs Capcom game?

Even though I'm terrible at fighters, I would buy it. Only issue? HOW WILL THEY MAKE THAT EVEN HALFWAY BALANCED?
Or make any sort of sensical storyline?

On the same subject, what if Touhou Smash Bros? Don't point me at Cirno Smash Climbers, it won't run on my computer.
Speaking of  Touhou Smash Bros...  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLPuykYKcvc)
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Post by: Vael on January 21, 2013, 04:32:06 AM
I already have a maniacal grin on my face playing Brawl, Touhou Brawl would end me.


What if Yukari discovered coffee?
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on January 21, 2013, 08:05:55 AM
Capturing Yukari-sama's hyper-caffienated spellcards ought to be a whole lot more interesting, and none of this 'hibernating through winter' business.  I don't like it, no sir, I don't like it at all. 

What if the existence of Lunarians was confirmed by NASA?
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Post by: chema1994 on January 21, 2013, 08:16:15 AM
Triple lunarian war, Lunarians vs Humans vs Youkai (Yukari trying to exploit the oportunity). At the end nuclear apocalypse (Okuu and nukes)

What if you were gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power (I always wonder what I would do since I watched DiTR)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 22, 2013, 10:20:48 PM
What if you were gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power (I always wonder what I would do since I watched DiTR)

I already kinda sorta have a thread on this.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13765.0.html

But yeah. You're asking the same question, but without the borrowing modifier?

Well... Let's see.
When you have gaps, you can be as lazy as you freaking want. There's also just so many ways to use Yukari's other powers. The floor/ceiling infinite fall thing is funny and all, but how about impossible spaces? With enough time, you could recreate Metroid for Sanae! (Fanworks often depict her, being from the outside world, knowing a bit more about modern culture. In Touhou Mother, it's stated she's done "A 1% run of Fusion.") Doors that lead nowhere. One way doors. A maze game. You could set up competitions. Fair fights, Sky Battles. And if you're really bored, you gap some other character in, you chat with them [or spar if you've got excess aggression to work off] wipe their memory of the event, and send them back! A cross-dimensional transportation system. And you can set up MUGEN style matches. Alice vs. Anise, from Tales of The Abyss. (Dolls and Danmaku vs. Doll and Fonic Artes! Super Smash Bros EVERYONE!

Wow... I went overboard. And with such a nice question, I'll turn around and ask the person below me the same thing.

Edit: I'd ALSO do something about this stupid 100 degree fever I currently am suffering from...
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Post by: GunnerReisen on January 23, 2013, 01:23:54 AM
Unlimited Blade Works, obviously~

Now, person below me, same question because I am SO DAMN CREATIVE~
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 23, 2013, 06:58:09 AM
Unlimited Blade Works, obviously~

Now, person below me, same question because I am SO DAMN CREATIVE~

I'm NOT answering or asking a new one.
If we are going to just keep this up, though, maybe we should start a seperate thread...
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on January 24, 2013, 06:47:55 AM
Gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power...

Realise that power was bestowed upon me by Yukari for her own terrifying reasons.  Hope I am genre savvy enough to avoid the Diamond in the Rough Brolli scenario's.  Request Chen take in my old cat before he dies.  Take Ran on a date.  Play kendo with Youmu.  Donate to the Hakurei Shrine.  Visit Kiene's school. 

Make spellcards so that I don't get owned by Cirno because I have none.  Avoid sunflowers.  Play Mahjong with Yukari, Yuyuko, and Reimu. 

Basically it comes down to 'have fun with all the characters' and hope to promote them to 'people' and maybe even 'friends'.  After all, even if you have unlimited power, you never have the power to make somebody like you, and ultimately isn't that what you want if you could visit Gensokyo?  You can't fake that.  If you really did meet all those people, they are the ones who have amazing powers or backstories, and you are just you.  Why would they ordinarily take any notice of you?  Isn't that the best part?  Gensokyo is all around you all the time.  It's up to you to be worth them noticing you. 

But...

What if there really was that old abandoned shrine nearby, and you could visit anytime you wanted?  Just pay the 100 yen fee, clap twice, and when you turned around, there was a different world waiting.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 24, 2013, 03:35:09 PM
Gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power...

Realise that power was bestowed upon me by Yukari for her own terrifying reasons.  Hope I am genre savvy enough to avoid the Diamond in the Rough Brolli scenario's.  Request Chen take in my old cat before he dies.  Take Ran on a date.  Play kendo with Youmu.  Donate to the Hakurei Shrine.  Visit Kiene's school. 

Make spellcards so that I don't get owned by Cirno because I have none.  Avoid sunflowers.  Play Mahjong with Yukari, Yuyuko, and Reimu. 

Basically it comes down to 'have fun with all the characters' and hope to promote them to 'people' and maybe even 'friends'.  After all, even if you have unlimited power, you never have the power to make somebody like you, and ultimately isn't that what you want if you could visit Gensokyo?  You can't fake that.  If you really did meet all those people, they are the ones who have amazing powers or backstories, and you are just you.  Why would they ordinarily take any notice of you?  Isn't that the best part?  Gensokyo is all around you all the time.  It's up to you to be worth them noticing you. 

But...

What if there really was that old abandoned shrine nearby, and you could visit anytime you wanted?  Just pay the 100 yen fee, clap twice, and when you turned around, there was a different world waiting.

You referring to the one that Maribel Hearn and Renko Usami found?
Yeah... um... I... don't know, actually. If it came with an emergency exit, maybe I'd go in.

Also, why would you need spellcards? You can just open a few gaps and hit Cirno with her OWN bullets. Much more satisfying!

What if question I asked on Facebook on a page dedicated to Touhou Project (duh)

What if the cast of TF2 wound up in Gensokyo? Before you start laughing, take a look at this...
(http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/186)
Seriously. What if?
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on January 24, 2013, 10:46:41 PM
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Also, why would you need spellcards? You can just open a few gaps and hit Cirno with her OWN bullets. Much more satisfying!

Because the rules of spellcard duelling say that when you run out of cards, you lose!  If you start with none, Cirno auto-wins :D
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 25, 2013, 12:19:52 AM
Because the rules of spellcard duelling say that when you run out of cards, you lose!  If you start with none, Cirno auto-wins :D

Huh. But technically, the main char never uses any in the games. Just the occasional bomb. So tell me how that works...
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on January 25, 2013, 02:28:42 AM
The bombs that the player uses are spell cards.   It gets a bit fishy when they use the same spell cards again in the duel, or when they arrive with one life left and no bombs in stock.  I guess that's a handwave moment. 

But -
'That use of one's full abilities is to be denied.'

If it's a spell card battle, you have to rely on skill, not just power alone.  I really don't know how well you can apply the spell card rules to the actual games.  However, the spell card duelling system is the way that differences are resolved (or how they say 'hello' in Gensokyo).  You must decide if you are willing to handicap yourself from 'ultimate power' to use spell cards to properly communicate, or will you ignore the spell card rules to have your own way at all times? 

It seems to me that the spell card rules were there to prevent 'ultimate power' issues.  I think that there is wisdom in this that even though I don't understand, should be respected. 
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 25, 2013, 10:30:27 AM
Fair enough.

OK... now that this debate is over, is anyone going to answer my question?
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Post by: LadyScarlet on January 26, 2013, 08:43:31 PM
The addition of lots of males at once will drive the fanbase away.

What if Momiji, Youmu, Iku, Reimu, Alice, Yuyuko and several more got hired to reenact Okamiden?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on January 27, 2013, 05:20:58 PM
The addition of lots of males at once will drive the fanbase away.

What if Momiji, Youmu, Iku, Reimu, Alice, Yuyuko and several more got hired to reenact Okamiden?

Seems whenever I ask a philosophical question about Gensokyo, someone invokes what it would do to the fanbase as a cop-out answer.
*sigh* Not much I can do about that, but I can say it annoys me. So yeah. It annoys me.

I don't see your reasoning behind one of these choices, so I'll bite. Why did you choose Alice? I mean, I get Momiji (Chibi), and Reimu (Hard to miss when comment after comment points it out). Yuyuko I guess I kinda get (Manpuku?) Youmu (Kurow), I get. I can sort of see where you're coming from with Iku (Nanami). Why Alice (Kuni), though? That's the one character I don't get...

To answer your question, there's no way they'd be able to without a massive brainwashing. They just don't have the same personalities. If they did, any other characters would be like "who are you, and what have you done with the real X?"
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on January 28, 2013, 10:30:10 AM
Since the last poster didn't post a what if...

.......What if Keine used her history powers to make it so that Kaguya and Mokou were friends instead of enemies?

other then lesbianism
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Post by: Goldom on January 29, 2013, 05:12:08 AM
They would still spend all their time fighting each other, because that's what friends do in Gensokyo <3

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What if Alice ever got to say her point? (And what would it be?)
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Post by: Error on January 30, 2013, 05:52:31 AM
She would probably end up accusing Sakuya of stealing spring.


What if ZUN was trying to destroy Gensokyo?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 03, 2013, 09:35:35 PM
... Well... He could just stop making the games... The fanbase certainly wouldn't be happy...

How exactly am I supposed to answer this question? Do you want "what would the Touhou characters do if they were real AND..." or "how would the fanbase react if..." because those are two COMPLETELY different answers. You just don't give enough context for an answer, Error.

ERROR: Not enough context.

What if Flandre found Majora's Mask? I don't mean the game, I mean the mask itself. (There's probably already fanfiction about that, I've seen plenty of fanart...)
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on February 03, 2013, 10:37:48 PM
What if Flandre found Majora's Mask? I don't mean the game, I mean the mask itself. (There's probably already fanfiction about that, I've seen plenty of fanart...)

Then her 2nd form would not only be hilarious (who remembers that silly thing? :getdown:) but it would be cute and deadly too. :ohdear: I already can't unsee that.

Edit: Oh yeah. This post is assuming, of course, that she uses the mask too and doesn't just break it or something.

What if there was a Mario-Kart-like Touhou game? And there's like bonus points
that don't really matter :V
if you can make a good replacement for each item.
E2: Answer however you'd like, but I'll be more specific, as "what if" doesn't work too well here.
What would the incident be this time around, who done it, why do it, what happens because of it, etc... Any, all, none of the above, or anything in between. Don't take it super seriously. :V
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 04, 2013, 11:12:11 AM
Then her 2nd form would not only be hilarious (who remembers that silly thing? :getdown:) but it would be cute and deadly too. :ohdear: I already can't unsee that.

Edit: Oh yeah. This post is assuming, of course, that she uses the mask too and doesn't just break it or something.

What if there was a Mario-Kart-like Touhou game? And there's like bonus points
that don't really matter :V
if you can make a good replacement for each item.
E2: Answer however you'd like, but I'll be more specific, as "what if" doesn't work too well here.
What would the incident be this time around, who done it, why do it, what happens because of it, etc... Any, all, none of the above, or anything in between. Don't take it super seriously. :V

Why would there be a kart racing tournament? Easy, same way Yukari kicked off a phony Gensokyo-wide war in Sengoku Gensokyo. Promise the winner a wish and write all the rules herself.
Why? Bored.
Items:
Red Shell/Triple Red Shell -> Hakurei Amulet/Amulets
Green Shell/Triple Green Shell -> Maid Knife/knives
Bullet Bill -> Wind God Gale
Blue Shell -> Marisa's ICBM from PoDD.
Mega Mushroom -> RX 666 (Eirin's been working on power replication)
Mushroom -> NO2 Boost (Yukari... That is my explanation)
Gold Mushroom -> N/A
Lightning ->  Nitori EMP
Pow Block -> Bomb
Blooper -> Mystia's Song (Recorded)
Banana -> Bullet Trap
Fake ? Box -> Backwards P
Item Box itself -> Forwards P.

Did i miss any?

EDIT: D'oh, forgot a question.

What if the Hakurei Border was real, and one day, it broke, allowing easy access to and from Gensokyo?

(PLEASE don't give me a one word answer like "Run." or a one sentence answer like "Oh, noez, we're all screwed". How about a narrative, or at the very least:
Who would leave Gensokyo for here [Sanae, for one... According to some fanworks, Reimu for another...]
Who would cross from our world to Gensokyo [I'm sure there are a few people]
Who would launch a hostile attack, if anyone. [Hey, this one's 50-50. You can make a case about Gensokyo making a surprise attack, or our side launching a preemptive strike if we become aware of the hole BEFORE one of the less stable Touhous goes on a rampage.]
If a less...stable...Touhou char found the hole, what would happen?)
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Post by: Sky_Paladin on February 05, 2013, 02:14:47 AM
The purpose of Gensokyo was to provide some place for the forgotten and denied things of the past to survive. 

Yukari has taken care of Gensokyo for all this time.  Even if she did not create this sacred place, she may feel a sense of responsibility for the beings within.  Yukari knew well that the way of life in Gensokyo and the happiness of all within would be forever destroyed if the outside world was allowed to contaminate it. 

Therefore, Yukari would not permit easy access from or to Gensokyo.  Even if the border was broken, it would be clear where the line between Gensokyo and Japan was drawn.  This would become the new border of the new country within Japan.  The usual International laws of immigration would apply, and the guardians of Gensokyo would strictly control those who wished to enter or leave. 

However, in the end the result was as Yukari feared.  As soon as the existence of youkai became questioned by the outside world, the power of denial and unbeliavability crushed down like an iron hand.  Like leaves on the wind, oni, spirit, vampires - all were pushed away and scattered to the increasingly smaller unexplored places of the earth. 

Yukari took who she could with her to the dwindling heart of the Amazon Forest, or the center of the Australian deserts, or the Antarctic wastelands, and started her work again.  She looked skyward to the half-cresent moon, and wondered what might have been if her first invasion had succeeded. 

What if Reimu had a younger sister?
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Post by: game2011 on February 05, 2013, 04:03:33 AM
Turns out that PC-98 Reimu is actually her younger sister!  Please don't bring up the issue of them having the same name, okay...?

What if Sunny Milk, Luna Child, and Star Sapphire grow up to be the most beautiful women in all of Gensokyo, and maybe even the whole world?

I know people can answer as they wish here, but I really do hope that they don't take things too seriously...  The atmosphere here is very... serious...  The old thread was more enjoyable and gave better laughs...  This is starting to become the miscellaneous question thread already...
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Post by: Ikari on February 06, 2013, 12:55:18 AM
Then they change their names and gain different abilities.

Luna Child; Luna Woman. Can mute any men in the world with a glare :derp:

Star Sapphire; Twinkle Opal. Can detect any women who is prettier than her and can and will seek out absolute removal, hence why she and her two friends will always be the most beautiful women in the world.

Sunny Milk; Sunny Milk *wink wink*. Can make anyone else invisible by attracting everyone's vision to her.

What if Koishi and Flandre traded powers for a day?

I know people can answer as they wish here, but I really do hope that they don't take things too seriously...  The atmosphere here is very... serious...  The old thread was more enjoyable and gave better laughs...  This is starting to become the miscellaneous question thread already...

I have to admit that more and more of the questions are "Hey write a fanfiction about x" instead of what if questions, and that's kind of sad. Still, I don't think questions should ALWAYS be puns or very short jokes. A detailed answer can sometime be fun if done properly instead of actually seeking to write a story. To be perfectly honest, I do love some of the long, serious answers here (when they're well thought out and well written. The previous one by Sky_Paladin was amazing.) and I'll take those over terribly short and uncreative answers.

TL;DR: Some answers aren't too serious, but rather boring because they aren't original in the slightest bit.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 09, 2013, 07:20:29 PM
Then Koishi becomes 5X more threatening and gets locked up by Satori and Flandre can finally play with someone without worrying about killing them. Odds are, Flandre would fight to not have to switch back, now that she had a taste of a normal life. STUFF BLOWS UP, and that's really about it.

What if Yukari created Facebook as a means to learn about all of us? Or at the very least had the entire comment/status code  hooked?  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooking)

Hooheeheehoohee... I can't wait to hear this answer... <-------------- This isn't my Rumia page on Facebook, don't write that.
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Post by: LadyScarlet on February 10, 2013, 09:16:38 PM
Seems whenever I ask a philosophical question about Gensokyo, someone invokes what it would do to the fanbase as a cop-out answer.
*sigh* Not much I can do about that, but I can say it annoys me. So yeah. It annoys me.

I don't see your reasoning behind one of these choices, so I'll bite. Why did you choose Alice? I mean, I get Momiji (Chibi), and Reimu (Hard to miss when comment after comment points it out). Yuyuko I guess I kinda get (Manpuku?) Youmu (Kurow), I get. I can sort of see where you're coming from with Iku (Nanami). Why Alice (Kuni), though? That's the one character I don't get...

To answer your question, there's no way they'd be able to without a massive brainwashing. They just don't have the same personalities. If they did, any other characters would be like "who are you, and what have you done with the real X?"
Thanks for giving me a great idea for a MUGEN/create.swf series on Youtube! I'm working on adding music to the first episode; the beta is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ob__uflmj0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ob__uflmj0)
Please give suggestions, because frankly, I'm not very confident about it.

Anyway, to answer this:
What if Yukari created Facebook as a means to learn about all of us? Or at the very least had the entire comment/status code  hooked?  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooking)
That would explain how the kappa know as much about science as they do. I'm also sure that many people would want to chat with the people of Gensokyo, only to be rejected and maybe eaten/played with.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 10, 2013, 11:12:12 PM
No question? I'm a nice guy, so I'll let you ask one, rather than trying to take the open slot.
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Post by: game2011 on February 11, 2013, 04:13:05 AM
Don't mind if I make my own question.

What if Mokou sneezed fire and set fire to parts of the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, thus causing the Eientei to run out of the forest in panic, and Kaguya accidentally pushes Rinnosuke off a cliff, he falls onto Nitori, who is working on a rocket launcher, making her accidentally fire a rocket into the air and blast Iku, who falls into the Misty Lake and releases electricity that zaps all life in it, including Cirno, who was playing with an old motorboat that somehow ended up in Gensokyo, causing the motorboat to explode and shoot lots of water at SDM, dousing Remilia and make her scream, as vampires fear running water, so she runs back into the mansion, bumping into Sakuya and making her spill hot tea onto Patchouli's face to make her drop a spell book, which results in a ball of magical fire shooting out from one its pages and blasting the mansion into pieces, causing a piece of it to fly to the Hakurei Shrine and hit Reimu in the head, and she falls back onto her donation box and breaks it?

For the sake of such a long run on sentence, I didn't care about grammar that much this time...



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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 11, 2013, 10:22:42 AM
Yeah... um. Reimu then goes and beats up everyone in the previous chain mentioned. Because mess with her donation box, and you're S-C-R-E-W-E-D.

What if Touhou and MARIO PARTY?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on February 12, 2013, 04:40:29 AM
Yeah... um. Reimu then goes and beats up everyone in the previous chain mentioned. Because mess with her donation box, and you're S-C-R-E-W-E-D.

What if Touhou and MARIO PARTY?

Sanae would = Luigi due to greenness and win everything thanks to cheating conspiracies.

What if it suddenly started raining vegetables in Gensokyo, but to Yuuka they looked like bombs (like actual explosion bombs, not spellcard bombs)? (Screw improbability that Yuuka would mistake a plant for a destructive device, just work with it.)
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Post by: game2011 on February 12, 2013, 02:13:39 PM
Yuuka goes on a destruction spree using vegetables.  It's up to Minoriko to stop her, as the former finds such an act insulting and disrespectful to vegetables.  Oh, and Reimu gets free food too.

What if Rinnosuke is a wife beater?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 12, 2013, 09:08:44 PM
So what? He's single, and everyone else would overpower him anyway. :D

What if Team Touhou took on Team Fighters (Smash Bros, Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat) with NO FLIGHT ABILITIES? (Yukari orchestrated the event, so no, you cannot declare her the winner.)
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Post by: an unmatched sock on February 12, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
So what? He's single, and everyone else would overpower him anyway. :D

What if Team Touhou took on Team Fighters (Smash Bros, Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat) with NO FLIGHT ABILITIES? (Yukari orchestrated the event, so no, you cannot declare her the winner.)

They still have danmaku, and these games have a 2d style, so easy win for girls who do their best. Plus, Yukari orchestrated it, so it's obviously biased to be in her favor. Ingenious crone...

What if the Moriya Shrine elected its god but with unlimited reelections possible, and Kanako's term as shrine god was up? As a follow-up, what if her opponents were Ronald McDonald, Shrek, and Bill Nye (Not to mention Suwako trying to get her shrine back), and who would win, as well as what would happen as a result of the person's election? 


(Was that too specific of a question or breaking a rule in some way?)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 13, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
They still have danmaku, and these games have a 2d style, so easy win for girls who do their best. Plus, Yukari orchestrated it, so it's obviously biased to be in her favor. Ingenious crone...

What if the Moriya Shrine elected its god but with unlimited reelections possible, and Kanako's term as shrine god was up? As a follow-up, what if her opponents were Ronald McDonald, Shrek, and Bill Nye (Not to mention Suwako trying to get her shrine back), and who would win, as well as what would happen as a result of the person's election? 


Let's see... No one would vote for McDonald, this is a village, so Shrek would be classified as a monster... and Bill Nye MIGHT have a chance. Until the first incident where he needs to help, then he'd go hide.

So... It would come down to Kanako vs. Suwako. And they'd probably settle it... with a DUEL!!

Make of that last sentence what you will. Card games... or danmaku. Or a Metroid Fusion/Super Metroid 100% race... Maybe Sanae could compete too! <---Nah. No way.
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Post by: game2011 on February 14, 2013, 03:57:27 AM
Forgetting to post questions seem to be common now, isn't it?

What if you see a purple umbrella with a single eye and a long tongue put on sale in an umbrella store?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on February 14, 2013, 04:09:49 AM
I'd buy it right away, definitely. Try to act somewhat surprised if Kogasa jumps out of nowhere, even if it's the most obvious event possible. It'd also not be surprising if she asks for her umbrella back, considering it's not just an umbrella.

What if Mokou "accidentally" "lost" "a few" of Kaguya's video games? Including her save file with one million hours on it!
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Post by: Cybeast710 on February 14, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
Forgetting to post questions seem to be common now, isn't it?

I don't forget. I have nothing worthwhile and don't want the thread to die.

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Post by: Starxsword on February 15, 2013, 07:04:21 AM
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What if Mokou "accidentally" "lost" "a few" of Kaguya's video games? Including her save file with one million hours on it!

Mokou would spend an "eternity" looking for it. It would likely be miraculously found after a short time.

What if Kaguya decided she wants to solve incidents too?
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Post by: Chronopolis on February 23, 2013, 11:17:10 PM
Mokou would spend an "eternity" looking for it. It would likely be miraculously found after a short time.

What if Kaguya decided she wants to solve incidents too?
Reimu would become the eternally lazy red-white miko. No, seriously, there would be more verbal jabs and Eirin would spend less time researching/plotting. Some lunarian eyebrows will be raised.

What would happen if Koishi and Youki came across each other?
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Post by: Imosa on February 24, 2013, 04:45:49 PM
What would happen if Koishi and Youki came across each other?
Youki: I've finally caught you, young youkai. You hide from people who would love you. Why is that?
Koishi: I'm afraid I'll get hurt. Besides don't you hide from people who would love you.
Youki: *ahem* that's a... vore is a very special kind of... um... love.

What if Choujuu Gigaku had a battle of the bands with The Prismriver Sisters?
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Post by: Chebinger on February 24, 2013, 07:27:43 PM
They would fuse into one band, and be the final boss of Touhou 14.

What would happen if Chen, Orange and Meiling got in a fight?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on February 24, 2013, 07:41:46 PM
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What would happen if Chen, Orange and Meiling got in a fight?

China Meiling would fall asleep, and Chen would win from cuteness. But Chen means Orange, so they learn that they are the same person...cat...both. So Chen wins anyway.

What if Daiyousei usurped Cirno and became the strongest?
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Post by: Hawkpath1337 on February 26, 2013, 01:07:08 AM
Reimu would resolve the Incident.

What if Akyu beat up Tenshi?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on February 26, 2013, 03:52:17 AM
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Reimu would resolve the Incident.

I feel cheated out of a creative response...
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Post by: game2011 on February 26, 2013, 04:00:56 AM
Tenshi destroys her house with an earthquake afterwards.

What if Kaguya punished evil in the name of the moon?
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Post by: Ikari on February 26, 2013, 02:48:50 PM
What if Daiyousei usurped Cirno and became the strongest?

Cirno would become a raging alcoholic and become a REAL MAN. With an ICE BEARD.

What if Kaguya punished evil in the name of the moon?

Kaguya: In the name of the moon, I will punish you! *Strikes a pose, cosplaying as sailor moon*
Eirin: Princess, I think you should stop watching all those anim-
Reisen: *Tugs on Eirin's dress, dressed up as Mercury* S-saaaave meeee...
Eirin: ...Kxthxbai. *Slams the door closed*

What if Mokou got an intervention to stop smoking?
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on March 06, 2013, 08:43:05 AM
It matters on what kind of thing shes smocking, if its cics, then she doesn't care, cause she is immortal after all :D.
If its weed, then she would never quit, as its her only enjoyment in her never ending life :ohdear:.
(A 420 Mokou, imagine that)

What If Ray-moo and Yukari Switched places for a day?
Reimu = Youkai of Boundaries, Ran And Chen, Gaps, That Dress That Makes Yukari Look Really Old.
Yukari = Shrine Maiden Powers, Yin-Yang Orbs, Ability to float, That Uniform That Shows Off Her Armpits, No Donations.
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Post by: Eiburine on March 18, 2013, 05:56:25 PM
Reimu would alter the Boundary between Wealth and Poverty. And then abuse that boundary to have enough money forever.
Yukari would enjoy being in a dress that makes her look young be upset that she has to go and solve incidents instead of sleeping.

What if Flandre went out and fed like a normal vampire.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on March 18, 2013, 07:04:26 PM
Then there's a serious problem.

Reimu would NEED to kill Flandre... she'd have no choice. Possibly, she'd need a few friends too.

And much of the fanbase would cry.

I HAVE NO QUESTION.
(Someone else ask one.)
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Post by: an unmatched sock on March 18, 2013, 10:59:49 PM
What if the Engineer from Team Fortress 2 found a corner in Gensokyo and set up a base there, then realized he forgot to make a teleporter before he left?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on March 19, 2013, 12:07:47 AM
Well... who gets the kill and why?

Reimu, for encroaching?
Yukari, for breaking the border AND planning to let his friends in?
Rumia, because, well, he's human?
Flandre, because he's actually DUMB enough (and uninformed enough) to possibly agree to a bullet fight with her?
Remilia, because he tried his "Texas charm" on her? (Read: acted rough and uncivilized)
Sanae, because... Actually, she'd be more likely to side with him...
Minoriko, because Western US?
Cirno, because she wants his stuff to become stronger?
Marisa, because power contest?
Kanako, because he's rather boorish and insulted her?
Suwako, because She'd probably side with him too.
Three mischievous fairies, because He'd probably beat them, actually.
Yuyuko, because of no reason other than she feels like inviting someone to death at the moment?
Youmu, because he dissed her blade?
Tenshi, because (again) he dissed the sword?

... I could go on, but he'd piss someone off and be dead within 48 hours, is the bottom line.

What if Flandre lost Kyuu, but gained something less deadly, but FAR more terrifying: the powers of the Snag Machine? That is to say, the ability to "steal" someone? Take their heart, their feelings, and bind it to her will?

(If this sounds familiar, I posted to a couple of threads a couple of images and a half-baked theory. Please ignore that and treat this as what that theory should have been: A "what if?")


Ignore that.

What if YOU found a magic book somewhere, but didn't know it was one, and casually wished Gensokyo was real? (Or that you could be there, or something...) The next day, you wake up, and THIS WORLD has become Gensokyo. What would you do?

(And if anyone thinks it's unoriginal, YES, I'm ripping THIS game's (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Tactics_Advance)opening plot off for my idea. But hey, Different world, different rules, right? (The judge and all in that game are a form of Spellcard Rules in my opinion)
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Post by: Error on March 22, 2013, 08:18:20 PM
Assuming the transformation didn't turn me into a Youkai, I would try to find and ask Keine about how things work in Gensokyo.

What if the SDM decided to represent Christianity?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on March 23, 2013, 04:47:43 PM
The Pope would excommunicate them for blasphemy and they'd go right back to being unholy vampires.

What if Touhou X EA Sports?
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Post by: The Dratini Farmer on March 23, 2013, 09:21:02 PM
The world would be blessed with games such as Touhou Football 2014, with an even more violent twist, NBA Touhou Live 2014 (or would it be the Touhou Basketball Association?) with Marisa and Youmu hopping on peoples heads to dunk,  Touhou Fight Night, with the Touhous beating each other with everything and Shiki Eiki as ref, almost like a updated 12.3, Touhou Golf Association Tour, I would look forward to the stages for that, NHL 2014, adding even more excitement to hockey brawls with knives and amulets flying everywhere. Basically making every sport like Quidditch with Touhous. I would pay any amount of money for that. But hopefully you won't have to be connected to a server just to play single player.

My what if:
What if Gensokyo was brought to the outside world and had to set up a government and military.  What kind of government and military would they have and who would do what?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on March 23, 2013, 11:10:53 PM
Military? Who needs a military with Okuu and Flandre on the job?

Government: Yukari would probably run the show. She pretty much does already.

What if YOU, (yes you)... could bring exactly one Touhou out of Gensokyo? Who would it be, and how would things go with them? (No bending their personality)

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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on March 24, 2013, 08:25:38 AM
Sega. We would break in to fort Knox and steal the gold...why? Cause Sega is EVIL! And also do other EEEVIILL acts such as:
Form the group EVIL (Every Villain Is Lemons) with doctor DOOOOOOOOM (ALSO known as Fred Phelps), clone Hitler (Twice!), and open presents before Christmas.
But then we would get beating up and sent to jail by batman, escape Shawshank Redemption style, but get killed by morgen freeman and his bro Gorden freeman for being homophobic assholes. (I am NOT homophobic in real life).
,,,,,,,Or Yukari, but she would probably troll me and my family and friends intell i died horribly from a gap prank and reap me with her gaps. Still, better then working for Fred Phelps.

What if Yukari and Yuyuko were lesbians and accidentally give birth to a child?
What would the child be like and what would Youmu, Ran, Chen And Reimu think about this?
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on April 01, 2013, 02:44:32 AM
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Post by: an unmatched sock on April 01, 2013, 04:19:47 AM
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What if Yukari and Yuyuko were lesbians and accidentally give birth to a child?
What would the child be like and what would Youmu, Ran, Chen And Reimu think about this?

   Then Youmu wouldn't be the only half ghost...except this one would be half living youkai, half ghost...genetics is a trip. Youmu would probably be weirded out at first,  then get used to it, Ran would feel betrayed at Yukari's leaving her for Yuyuko and leave, packing multiple suitcases (one of which contains Chen), and Reimu, upon hearing this, would just facepalm and go back to her shrine. Except Yukari would probably make her marry the two of them, thusly involving her against her will. Also, which would be the mother? That's never clarified. I suppose Yuyuko might be...which would make sense. Yukari doesn't seem like the parental type, so she would probably skip Gensokyo once she found out, and probably find someone else.

   The child herself (assuming it's a "her") would probably be able to make ghostly gaps or something. Perhaps she'd be able to directly alter the boundary of life and death. In which case, if something goes bad, Yukari probably should not get custody...things might go bad. Either way, she would be one freaking powerful kid, with parents that control boundaries and death. Unless genetics randomizes powers...then maybe she can only do food-related magics. I dunno. Answering questions while being half-asleep probably isn't a good thing.


   What if Koakuma accidentally filed away Alice's Grimoire, and she had to hunt it down in Voile while trying not to be discovered by Patchouli? Marisa is not allowed to intervene, she's currently drunk and would be of no use.
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on April 11, 2013, 10:00:49 PM
   What if Koakuma accidentally filed away Alice's Grimoire, and she had to hunt it down in Voile while trying not to be discovered by Patchouli? Marisa is not allowed to intervene, she's currently drunk and would be of no use.
Alice would sneak in, metal gear mari-er...Alice style.
But Patchouli would realize that Alice's Grimoire is in her library anyways, and give it back cause shes so nice.
"Geez, that sure was a waste of time." Thinks alice.

What if everybody died?
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Post by: game2011 on April 12, 2013, 03:32:50 AM
The Hakurei Barrier disappears, and then the government comes to claim the land and build a new city there.  That's the end of the Touhou series.

What if Kogasa got a Yellow Lantern power ring?
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on April 16, 2013, 04:07:23 AM
Everyone would die, again.

Whaat if Youmu was Sakuyas number 1 fan?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on April 16, 2013, 10:18:05 AM
Then she'd fight with knives instead of a sword.

Here's a fun one.

I forgot his name, but 1 of the Elite Four in... Sinnoh, I think? likes Bug-Types. He loves them, supposedly can communicate with them. What would happen if he met Wriggle?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on April 19, 2013, 05:20:58 PM
First he'd be shocked at the size of the bug suddenly flying round his challenge room. Opening the conversation with such lines as "What sort of Pokemon are you?" and "Aren't you a pretty young specimen?" he'd quickly charm her to the point that a pokeball wouldn't be neccesary and the elite four suddenly becomes a lot harder. All trainers would have to go on special dodging training to take on the final challenge and huge pokemon would suddenly see a drop in use.

What if the "Theory of Relativity" was disproved and Einstein's Ghost found its way to Gensokyou along with his Science?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on April 19, 2013, 07:07:28 PM
Well, Yukari has someone to chat with when she's bored. That is, if Gensokyo's complete illogicalness doesn't get overturned by him being there. In which case, the Hakurei Border probably disappears... OH CRAP.

What if Touhou X Fire Emblem? DAMN . Sniped.
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Post by: t0k on April 19, 2013, 07:11:29 PM
What if Tokiko were the next Touhou game's EX boss?
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Me forgetting the modify button temporarily.
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on April 20, 2013, 12:15:03 AM
What if Tokiko were the next Touhou game's EX boss?

Then she would gain acceptence in an elite circle of Gensokyou's finest and craziest... and maybe even a real name. With her connections to EX-bosses all sorts of possibilites occur. She would get Flandre to get Patchouli to search her Library for copies of her books and Nue to tag them with a "Seed of Unkown Form" to disguise them potential shrine maidens thieves. Finally, leaving them in the safe hands of Koishi who promised to visit regularly during her travels.

Also, bird shaped danmaku patters with explossive feathery wings and lucky bird themed spellcards "Feather Sign - Ibis Wings".

What if Rumia was a doctor?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on April 20, 2013, 12:35:38 AM
Many people would be in need of special "amputations". According to her, doing these puts food on the table. Also, any threat of a malpractice suit would be met with a "Is that so?"

She's the invincible doctor. Any objections to her practices will either be eate- I mean, "have to get surgery," or will be Is That So'd. Best doctor ever.

What if I ask someone else to come up with a question because I'm lazy?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on April 20, 2013, 01:54:50 AM
Many people would be in need of special "amputations". According to her, doing these puts food on the table. Also, any threat of a malpractice suit would be met with a "Is that so?"

She's the invincible doctor. Any objections to her practices will either be eate- I mean, "have to get surgery," or will be Is That So'd. Best doctor ever.

What if I ask someone else to come up with a question because I'm lazy?

Then I'll unsnipe myself.

What if Touhou X Fire Emblem?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on April 20, 2013, 01:19:56 PM
Since nobody dies in Danmaku and death is permenant in Fire Emblem. One hit costs you a life and you would only have one so Danmaku is now sudden death. Or everything is team based 6v6 or something and anyone hit is out and sits on the sidelines drinking until only one side has any people left.

Alternatively Incidents are now solved by sword and sorcery means on a large scale battlefield.

What if Youkai Mountain was an active volcano?
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Post by: The Noodles Guy on April 20, 2013, 02:01:28 PM
There would be no longer Moriya Shrine.

What if Soga and Mononobe refuse to help Futo?
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Post by: fondue on April 22, 2013, 09:28:45 PM
Futo's hat would eat her whole.

What if Reimu was Marisa disguised as Reimu disguised as Marisa and Marisa was Reimu disguised as Marisa disguised as Reimu, and Nitori was the sister of the church?
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Post by: Keegster2 on April 22, 2013, 09:45:49 PM
My mind would implode, and Nitori would force people to donate to use her inventions.

What if ZUN made English versions of the games?
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Post by: Lavalake on April 22, 2013, 10:29:35 PM
It wouldn't need English patches.

What if Yuyuko ate Gensokyo?
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Post by: Keegster2 on April 22, 2013, 10:35:46 PM
Then she would go to earth and eat everything on it.

What if there was a Paper Touhou? (A Paper Mario style game)
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on April 22, 2013, 10:55:12 PM
They'd have to add an extra mechanic for shooting people side-on, because danmaku is hard to hit with when your opponent's paper-thin. Genji would never have been needed and Marisa's broom would actually be a paper aeroplane. Any fire danmaku would be super effective.

What if Yuuka replaced her parasol with Kogasa?
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Post by: Kosachi on April 22, 2013, 10:57:27 PM
She would get slobber all over the place.

What if Cirno isn't actually stupid, she just outsmarts everyone in Gensokyo and they just don't understand her?
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Post by: Keegster2 on April 22, 2013, 11:00:52 PM
Then it would be like a reverse version of that one Regular Show episode where the two get so smart that the others are dumb to them.

What if everyone lived on earth and had normal lives?
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Post by: Lavalake on April 22, 2013, 11:29:24 PM
Reimu would be working at another shrine, Marisa would be taking books from every library, Flandre would likely be in the new Scarlet Mansion's basement, etc...

What if Gensokyo is the one and only civilization on Mars, or other planets?
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Post by: fondue on April 24, 2013, 07:40:52 PM
Reimu would be an aliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnn~


What if Yukari manipulated the border between skill and un-skilled and gave you the skill of drawing?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on April 24, 2013, 08:14:01 PM
Then I would go find a cowboy, we would take three paces, and I would win the quick draw.

What if you tried circle logic on Utsuho and Satori at the same time?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on April 25, 2013, 07:40:50 AM
Satori would immediatly know what you were trying to do and stop reasoning to go have dinner, whilst Utsuho would continue to mutter to herself over and over until *CAUTION* *CAUTION* *CAUTION* *BOOOM!*. Somebody may oneday question why all of the underground Youkai stopped trying to come above ground but since nobody likes them it would remain uninvestigated until people start dying from radiation poisoning.

What if the Moriya Shrine was actually a theme park?
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Post by: Qwertyzxcv on April 28, 2013, 11:52:12 PM
Then it would be called "Moriya Land", and the shrine would be a gift shop.

What if every character in SA combined their powers?
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Post by: Lavalake on April 29, 2013, 12:34:34 AM
It would be an interesting boss fight. But the Spell Card rules make them as powerful as with only themselves.

What if Yukari created a portal below and above you, that link to each other?
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Post by: Validon98 on April 29, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
You would fall endlessly until something pushes you out of the way.

What if Letty, the Aki sisters, and Lily White could force their seasons to happen?
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Post by: game2011 on April 29, 2013, 03:28:57 PM
There will never be summer in Gensokyo again.

What if you come across the sight of Reimu and Sanae passed on the ground with bumps on their heads, and there is a 500 yen coin in between them?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on April 29, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Grab the popcorn, and apply some smelling salts so can I watch them go at it again. What else?


What if Touhou crossed over with Gundam? (Ignoring the fact that the fans have done it before. Wonder what happened to that ZZ Gundam+Touhou vid..)
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Post by: Zoriri on May 04, 2013, 02:11:01 PM
What if Touhou crossed over with Gundam? (Ignoring the fact that the fans have done it before. Wonder what happened to that ZZ Gundam+Touhou vid..)
Then Our Hiso Tensoku would be Touhou's official theme song.

What pokemon found their way into Gensokyo?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on May 04, 2013, 03:28:57 PM
I'm pretty sure fanfiction.net has a few of those already. I'm writing a sorta/kinda crossover myself! I call it "Pokemon XD: Impostor of Darkness (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9168038/1/Pokemon-XD-Impostor-of-Darkness)"

But I suppose certain characters would be all over certain pokemon (Alice would love Shuppet and Banette, as would Medicine. I could see Marisa taking up with a ton of different pokemon, Reimu would get a Meowth [Pay Day], Sanae would be all over Elgyium, Flandre would probably try to get all the Fire Types, Remilia would get the ones that love the night, The Prismrivers would go after Ghost Types, Kanako would probably love to get Groudon, Suwako would try to get Kyogre...) The list goes on, but odds are, the characters would all have favorites or matches, and go after them. (I could see Mima going after Shedinja.)

What if I'm too lazy to ask a question and want someone else to ask one?
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Post by: snowflake247 on May 07, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
Then you will not receive a question.  :P

What if people wrote proper questions?
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Post by: Kosachi on May 07, 2013, 02:51:35 AM
Then you will receive a proper answer.

What if the Cherry Blossom isn't Perfect?
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Post by: game2011 on May 08, 2013, 07:49:10 AM
Then it will sprout cherries, something cherry blossom trees aren't supposed to sprout.  It's not perfect after all...

What if Kaguya likes cute, fluffy animals?
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Post by: Tao-Sensei on May 09, 2013, 02:57:22 AM
Then Reisen wouldn't be used as a labourer so often.

... I mean she always treats her pets with the utmost respect, so nothing would change.


What if Marisa was an Unordinary Magician?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on May 09, 2013, 09:59:03 AM
You mean she was naturally talented instead of working her butt off for her power?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

What if Touhou X Fire Emblem X EarthBound? (How you meld the three play styles together, I've gotta hear...)
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Post by: ohgodbloodseverywhere on May 16, 2013, 12:41:12 AM
This:
Since nobody dies in Danmaku and death is permenant in Fire Emblem. One hit costs you a life and you would only have one so Danmaku is now sudden death. Or everything is team based 6v6 or something and anyone hit is out and sits on the sidelines drinking until only one side has any people left.
Plus the weirdness of mother, and the plot of touhou: mother.

What If Cthulhu went to gensokyo?
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Post by: snowflake247 on May 28, 2013, 03:16:03 AM
Reimu and the crew would treat his Squiddliness's appearance as an Incident and resolve it thusly.

What if ZUN wasn't a drinker?
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Post by: Aya Reiko on May 28, 2013, 10:21:43 PM
Reimu and the crew would treat his Squiddliness's appearance as an Incident and resolve it thusly.

What if ZUN wasn't a drinker?
Then we wouldn't get so many silly hats.

Why haven't a character been included in the Touhou-verse whose occupation is ninja?
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Post by: Zoriri on May 28, 2013, 10:38:56 PM
Then we wouldn't get so many silly hats.

Why haven't a character been included in the Touhou-verse whose occupation is ninja?
Because according to Akyuu, Mouko already is one.

What if every one in Touhou were boys instead of girls?
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Post by: monhan on May 29, 2013, 12:57:01 AM
Because according to Akyuu, Mouko already is one.

What if every one in Touhou were boys instead of girls?
Then it'll be like this (LINK IS NSFW, obviously)
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1180772
or this
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1035747

What if everyone's abilities don't have a limit, as long as they trained it, eventually breaking all logic like Reimu's did?
I think Reimu's mastery is not the same level as say, Youmu(she still need training) or Sanae. Which means, eventually Cirno can really go -K, Utsuho can make a star as big as Canis Majoris, or Byakuren can buff herself infinitely.
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Post by: Aya Reiko on May 29, 2013, 01:03:02 AM
Then it'll be like this

-snip-
Please host the images yourself.  I'm pretty sure that site doesn't allow direct linking.
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Post by: CyberiAccela on May 29, 2013, 02:38:10 PM
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What if everyone's abilities don't have a limit, as long as they trained it, eventually breaking all logic like Reimu's did?

The world would be made into a sun by Utsuho, but it would be a cold star thanks to Cirno and Letty, and emit no light thanks to Rumia.

What if Suzunaan came into possession of a copy of The King In Yellow?
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Post by: hind on June 01, 2013, 10:18:15 AM
What if Ichirin was Unzan's hitbox?  :V
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Post by: draganuv15 on June 01, 2013, 04:42:14 PM
What if Ichirin was Unzan's hitbox?  :V

Then Murasa's a ghost.

What if Unzan was Ichirin's hitbox?
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 01, 2013, 04:53:29 PM
What if Unzan was Ichirin's hitbox?
Then you have the largest freaking hitbox in a shooter ever.
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Post by: hind on June 01, 2013, 05:36:21 PM
Then Murasa's a ghost.

What if Unzan was Ichirin's hitbox?
Guh, I totally typo'd and made myself look stupid  :ohdear:
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Post by: snowflake247 on June 01, 2013, 07:23:25 PM
Okay, back on track guys.

The world would be made into a sun by Utsuho, but it would be a cold star thanks to Cirno and Letty, and emit no light thanks to Rumia.

What if Suzunaan came into possession of a copy of The King In Yellow?

Kosuzu would put it in the "Dangerous Eldritch Things" category, near the Necronomicon.

What if Gensokyo got a movie theater?
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 01, 2013, 07:28:51 PM
What if Gensokyo got a movie theater?
Nothing, as no one in Gensokyo knows how to make firls and they don't have films before hand. Unless the theater came with some films, then they have some old films to watch.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 02, 2013, 03:03:54 PM
Nothing, as no one in Gensokyo knows how to make firls and they don't have films before hand. Unless the theater came with some films, then they have some old films to watch.

Where's the next question?

WHERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION!?!?!
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Post by: draganuv15 on June 02, 2013, 08:35:37 PM
Okay, back on track guys..

What if Gensokyo got a movie theater?
It'd be a Noh Theater obviously.

What if there was a Morgan Freeman 2hu?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 02, 2013, 09:10:29 PM
It'd be a Noh Theater obviously.

What if there was a Morgan Freeman 2hu?

Damn, that would be one deep voiced 2hu.

What all of Gensokyo saw all of the fanon in Touhou?
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Post by: draganuv15 on June 02, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
Damn, that would be one sexy voiced 2hu.

What all of Gensokyo saw all of the fanon in Touhou?
fix'd. You guys can continue with this guy's question now.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 03, 2013, 07:52:26 PM
What all of Gensokyo saw all of the fanon in Touhou?

There would be mixed reactions throughout Gensokyo, ranging from "WTF" to "Wow".

What if Marisa's Hakkero overloaded during a Master Spark?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 03, 2013, 08:21:25 PM
What if Marisa's Hakkero overloaded during a Master Spark?
There would be a Mastersplosion.

What if Ichirin's rings broke?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on June 03, 2013, 08:33:44 PM
There would be a Mastersplosion.

What if Ichirin's rings broke?

Then she'd melt them down and make a necklace. Which would be ten times more powerful.

What if Kokoro used Majora's Mask?
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Post by: Raikaria on June 03, 2013, 09:24:27 PM
Then she'd melt them down and make a necklace. Which would be ten times more powerful.

What if Kokoro used Majora's Mask?

The Lunarians would be in for a shock visit to the 'impure' Earth.

What if Nue actually WAS an alien?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 03, 2013, 09:37:36 PM
The Lunarians would be in for a shock visit to the 'impure' Earth.

What if Nue actually WAS an alien?

Then the UFO extra stage would have the same plot of "Alien", except with alot more lolis.

What if Yuyuko found her body buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi?
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Post by: Raikaria on June 03, 2013, 09:51:16 PM
Then the UFO extra stage would have the same plot of "Alien", except with alot more lolis.

What if Yuyuko found her body buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi?

We would have a serious problem with the soul-stealing cherry tree waking up.

What if Youmu was a full ghost?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 04, 2013, 03:32:48 AM
What if Youmu was a full ghost?

She would no longer have the advantage of having half of her a (somewhat) separate entity.

What if The Combine (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Combine) found Gensokyo during the Seven-Hour War?
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Post by: Unfortunate on June 04, 2013, 03:42:03 AM
She would no longer have the advantage of having half of her a (somewhat) separate entity.

What if The Combine (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Combine) found Gensokyo during the Seven-Hour War?

It would be the Seven-Minute war as the Combine beat a hasty retreat back to their own dimension.

What if ZUN retired from Touhou?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 04, 2013, 03:54:29 AM
What if ZUN retired from Touhou?

The entire fandom would be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)

what if Utsuho caused an underground Supernova?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on June 04, 2013, 05:25:59 AM
The entire fandom would be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)

what if Utsuho caused an underground Supernova?

That would be the REAL cause of global warming! >:D

What if someone ripped Miko's shiny new cape? (accidental or intentional, your choice)
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 04, 2013, 05:27:53 AM
What if someone ripped Miko's shiny new cape? (accidental or intentional, your choice)
That would cause the second greatest CHARISMA BREAK next to Remilia

What is Mokou was half.-phoenix and Keine had the spirit of hakutaku?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 07, 2013, 11:43:10 PM
Aren't they already?

What if Professor Oak was kidnapped and Nue tried to pose as him? Yeah, I'm bored...
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 08, 2013, 12:20:48 AM
What if Professor Oak was kidnapped and Nue tried to pose as him? Yeah, I'm bored...

She would be annoyed to death by (Warning, contains strong language, read at own risk)
GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK
.

What if all the EX Bosses were merged into a single entity?
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Post by: Ikari on June 08, 2013, 12:30:52 AM
What if all the EX Bosses were merged into a single entity?

Then "U.N. Fantasia Reaches for the Native Hartmann Alien of Futatsuiwa" would play as you would try to dodge "Ripples of Life, Fujiyama's Mishaguji Roses and Genzanmi Yorimasa's Pompokolin".

What if Koishi cosplayed as Satori and vice versa?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on June 08, 2013, 12:54:25 AM
What if Koishi cosplayed as Satori and vice versa?

Orin would be thoroughly confused, and Utsuho would think that Satori got a lot more laid back, while Koishi suddenly became irritable. And visible.

What if Gensokyo discovered the glory of bacon?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on June 08, 2013, 03:20:00 AM
Orin would be thoroughly confused, and Utsuho would think that Satori got a lot more laid back, while Koishi suddenly became irritable. And visible.

What if Gensokyo discovered the glory of bacon?

We'd get a Pig Youkai next game. An angry Pig Youkai. Danmaku includes brown muddy puddles, and extra-curly pink lasers.

What if, for whatever reason, Okuu found Marisa's mini-hakkero and shot out a Nuclear-Powered Master Spark?
and how much charisma was broken when half of the SDM happened to be in its path?
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Post by: Hatateru on June 08, 2013, 03:30:24 AM
Boom! Chireiden is the new SDM and Satori takes over the job of charisma breaking all the time because Remi retires.

What if Remilia, Yukari, the Watatsuki sisters (and other Gensokyo big shots) are unamused by Toyosatomimi's claim to be the emperor of the universe?
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Post by: GuardianTempest on June 08, 2013, 03:57:23 AM
Because she is Emprah of the Universe, she would send legions and legions of devout Taoists to prove it to them and Gensokyo undergoes a dark metamorphosis.

What if there is this one little girl in Tokyo who piously believes in Kanako, so much that she inadvertently summons her?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 08, 2013, 04:18:20 AM
Then there would be onbashira EVERYWHERE!

What if Unzan caught a cold?
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Post by: game2011 on June 08, 2013, 11:21:30 AM
In a surprise turn of events, he's actually very "soft" at sneezing, so Koishi still has the powerful sneeze in Gensokyo, and maybe even the whole universe.

What if Byakuren's idea of stopping Taoism from spreading in Gensokyo is to go to Miko's mausoleum and beat up everyone there?

BTW, glad to see that the answers are becoming funnier!  Please keep up the good work!
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Post by: Hatateru on June 08, 2013, 04:29:06 PM
She'd have a whale of a time beating up the Taoists, even more so if she manages to rally all the older youkai powerhouses in Gensokyo to help her show them who's boss.

What if Komachi were to beat up Miko or Futo for their "fake" immortality (like what she did to Tenshi)?
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 08, 2013, 04:35:16 PM
What if Komachi were to beat up Miko or Futo for their "fake" immortality (like what she did to Tenshi)?

Every one wold be surprised her going after two people, especially if she doesn't fall asleep-

What if Meiling and Byakuren would fuse together?
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Post by: Hatateru on June 08, 2013, 05:26:14 PM
Shaolin kung fu and arhat boxing all the time. ByakuMeiLing would be the best kung fu master of all time.

What if Patchouli meets Kokoro?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 08, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
What if Patchouli meets Kokoro?
It would create an emotional void so large, it would make a black hole destroying Gensokyo!

What if Youmu went on strike and stopped feeding Yuyuko?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 08, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
What if Youmu went on strike and stopped feeding Yuyuko?

Logically, Yuyuko would have some Myon for dinner.

What if Yukari met her polar opposite?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 08, 2013, 09:14:42 PM
Logically, Yuyuko would have some Myon for dinner.

What if Yukari met her polar opposite?

A Black-haired human boy who never sleeps and has the ability to manipulate openings instead of boarders? +1 Shikigami for Yukari.

What if Miko and Byakuren switched places for the day?
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Post by: Hatateru on June 09, 2013, 02:50:49 AM
Assuming that they hate each other, they'd self mutilate themselves.

What if Fast & Furious Gensokyo style?
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Post by: Darkness1 on June 09, 2013, 12:17:41 PM
Assuming that they hate each other, they'd self mutilate themselves.

What if Fast & Furious Gensokyo style?
Then Aya would Illusionary Dominate everyone.

What if Hata no Kokoro got the majoras mask?

EDIT: That's what I get for not checking the previous pages :I
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 09, 2013, 01:24:31 PM
Wasn't that the last question on the previous page?

Nevertheless. The Union of Creepy Mask Salesmem would call up their guy in Gensokyou and one unfortunate Miko would be sent on a quest to retrieve it before a great calamity would befall the land in three days. Through her journey dialague would be one way and any creature defeated would drop a mask that let her have even more special powers. Eventually the Silent Miko and her fairy assistant would confront the Mask atop the SDM's clocktower (amid irritated protests from the mistress) and fight to save the world. Then everyone has a party.

What if Gensokyo hosted the next Olympic Games?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 09, 2013, 02:33:07 PM
What if Gensokyo hosted the next Olympic Games?

Gensokyo natives would win all the gold medals.

What if Yukari never existed?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 09, 2013, 05:14:14 PM
If Imperishable Metamorphosis is anything to go by, Gensokyo never existed and all the youkai died out, because she is the one who created it.

What if Touhou X Pokemon Colosseum?
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 09, 2013, 08:06:00 PM
What if Touhou X Pokemon Colosseum?
Touhoumon Colosseum? Plot of TH14 with Pok?mon?

What if some one in Gnesokyo opened up an opera house?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 09, 2013, 09:37:17 PM
No-one would ever doubt Reimu's involvement in the incidents again. Because they will be played out by semi-competent singers each night of the week until everyone can recite them by heart.

What if the Youkai Mountain became a Youkai Hill
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 10, 2013, 01:25:27 AM
What if the Youkai Mountain became a Youkai Hill

Then The Scarlet Devil Mansion would be a red Condo, The Forest of Magic would be the Shrubland of Magic, and the Great Hakurei Barrier would be an Insurmountable Waist-High Fence.

What if Lavos (http://youtu.be/5OxMNRB89Fo?t=1m7s) or another member of its species emerged in Gensokyo?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 10, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
Then  this.  (http://www.photobucket.com/user/Cybeast_Falzar/story/10477) I made it long ago...

What if someone emerged in Gensokyo with the power to shrink anything?
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Post by: Raikaria on June 10, 2013, 07:58:41 PM
Then  this.  (http://"http://s1113.photobucket.com/user/Cybeast_Falzar/story/10477") I made it long ago...

What if someone emerged in Gensokyo with the power to shrink anything?

Don't we already have Suika? She can kinda do that. Reimu would very quickly shrink any hopes they have of being 'above' her. With needles and danmaku.

What if Suika was actually sober all along?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 11, 2013, 12:18:32 AM
Then what the heck is in that gourd?

What if Touhoumon X Fire Emblem?
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Post by: Ikari on June 11, 2013, 12:31:16 AM
What if Touhoumon X Fire Emblem?

Player: Okay, now Futo, you'll pair up with Rumia.
Futo: ...But why...?
Player: SO YOUR CHILD CAN HAVE GALEFORCE YOU IDIOT, NOW MARRY HER ALREADY D8
Futo: BUT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE AROUND RUM-
Player: I SAID MARRYYYYYYYYY

And thus many many many OP Touhou characters were born.
And they all had galeforce.



What if Reimu gave her gohei to Marisa, who gave her broom to Sakuya, who gave her knives to Reimu?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 11, 2013, 01:28:43 AM
What if Reimu gave her gohei to Marisa, who gave her broom to Sakuya, who gave her knives to Reimu?

Reimu, now in possession of a bottomless bag of knives, will begin to sell them endlessly for money (until Sakuya finds out).

What if the humans in the Human Village obtained Magitek Armor?
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Post by: game2011 on June 11, 2013, 05:04:49 AM
Kappas become rich from selling, repairing, and upgrading them.  People also don't call Reimu to solve incidents as often as before, because they can do it themselves now with these armors.  Because of this, she conspires to destroy all these armors in order to "get her job back".  Since the kappas don't want this to happen, they fight Reimu to prevent this from happening, and humans who side with the kappas fight against her as well.  Now Gensokyo is in a state of mess...  What has science done?!?!?!

What if the truth behind Shinki and co. not showing up again is because Alice betrayed and killed them all?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 11, 2013, 07:10:02 PM
They come back to haunt her when she visits Yuyuko.

What if Kyuubey decided to try Gensokyo for its mission of destroying entropy? (I FREAKING HATE KYUUBEY, by the way.)
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Post by: ToyoRai on June 11, 2013, 07:57:42 PM
They come back to haunt her when she visits Yuyuko.

What if Kyuubey decided to try Gensokyo for its mission of destroying entropy? (I FREAKING HATE KYUUBEY, by the way.)
If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).

What if Kasen tried to destroy Youmu's spirit half?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 11, 2013, 10:51:26 PM
If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).

What if Kasen tried to destroy Youmu's spirit half?

Then Youmu would be either fully alive or half dead. (Or Youmu would have cut off her fake arm before she could.)

What if Marisa actually returned a book to Patchouli for once?

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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 11, 2013, 11:10:08 PM
What if Marisa actually returned a book to Patchouli for once?
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0)

What if X Parasites (http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/X_Parasite) started infecting the inhabitants of Gensokyo?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 12, 2013, 12:22:26 AM
Then Nue wonders why everyone else is shapeshifting... And promptly makes an army out of the things.

What if Cirno could summon Celsius? (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Celsius)
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 13, 2013, 03:35:43 PM
What if Cirno could summon Celsius? (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Celsius)
Forgive me if my assumption of what icicle fall does in whatever series Celsius is from, it states on the wiki that she "will use Icicle Fall to protect her as she casts spells"
Both of them cast Icicle Fall. Cirno casts it offensively and Celsius casts it defensively. This doesn't matter since Cirno's blind spot is still there and Celsius is not using hers to attack, leading to Reimu bashing both on the head with her Gohei.

What if Cirno was merged (http://youtu.be/QKJ0eKXOZuY?t=10s) with (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=631ozrKlFJc) the (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj3Ay7JZBaI) SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhac8414D18)-X (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3uW2Yu62tM)?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 13, 2013, 04:37:38 PM
In that case, Sanae had better ACTUALLY know how to use a damn Power Suit since the SA-X can take a lot and would be hard to stop since it just shoots directly.

What if Okuu got her hands on Samus's Power Suit? What about if Nitori did?
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Post by: ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM on June 13, 2013, 11:15:27 PM
What if Touhou characters actually looked like their ZUN art?

Like, Gensokyo is actually a land of physically-deformed mashed potato girls and everything ZUN drew was completely accurate.
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Post by: draganuv15 on June 13, 2013, 11:18:44 PM
What if Touhou characters actually looked like their ZUN art?

Like, Gensokyo is actually a land of physically-deformed mashed potato girls and everything ZUN drew was completely accurate.
Kaguya would still be the prettiest. Also to answer Cybeast's question; Nitori would probably modify it to fire cucumbers! :D *shot*

What if my waifu Kaguya were to walk into your bedroom?
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Post by: ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM on June 13, 2013, 11:22:31 PM
What if my waifu Kaguya were to walk into your bedroom?
I would call the police on both of you.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 14, 2013, 04:04:13 PM
I would call the police on both of you.

If you're posting here, please put down the next question so that other people can have something to answer.

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Post by: ErASeR MOdER MAxiMUM on June 14, 2013, 07:32:14 PM
If you're posting here, please put down the next question so that other people can have something to answer.
Oh, I forgot. Sorry about that.  :ohdear:

What if the reason why everyone looks the way the do is because ZUN was hoping for a claymation adaptation of his games?
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Post by: Juubi Neion on June 15, 2013, 01:33:25 PM
What if the reason why everyone looks the way the do is because ZUN was hoping for a claymation adaptation of his games?
Then we're going to need a lot of clay.

What would happen if Yukari was actually 17?
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Post by: Hatateru on June 15, 2013, 02:37:41 PM
She'd have to go to high school.

What if Titans attacked Gensokyo?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 15, 2013, 04:06:21 PM
They'd be very confused when Suika started beating the tar out of them.

What if the main character from Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_%28video_game%29) met Sakuya Izayoi?
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Post by: chirpy13 on June 15, 2013, 07:40:02 PM
Then she'd have 3 braids wwwwwwww

What if Genji was actually a girl and started having baby turtles and then the pond got too full and turtles started running everywhere and broke Reimu's donation box and Reimu couldn't afford to pay the rent for her shrine because no more donations and then her landlord forecloses and Reimu is left homeless?  Where would she go?  What would she do?  Also, the aforementioned question also poses other very important questions, such as "Who is Reimu's landlord?" "Why didn't Reimu just get a mortgage on the shrine?" and most importantly "How did Genji reproduce if (s)he is the only turtle in Gensokyo?"
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 15, 2013, 10:31:53 PM
Genji was actually a plant-girl-turtle and reproduced via cuttings. Reimu realises that the foreclosure was a fairy prank and she's been supporting them with fake rent for years. Great Fairy Wars then has a sequel "The Revenge of Reimu". In order to pay for her shrine and donation box Reimu uses the reward for rendering Gensokyo temperarily Fairyless and sets up a baby turtle charity (Genjaid) with promises to enlarge the pond so they don't die and using surplus money for home improvements.

What if the Myouren Temple became a Nighclub?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on June 16, 2013, 12:05:28 AM
Genji was actually a plant-girl-turtle and reproduced via cuttings. Reimu realises that the foreclosure was a fairy prank and she's been supporting them with fake rent for years. Great Fairy Wars then has a sequel "The Revenge of Reimu". In order to pay for her shrine and donation box Reimu uses the reward for rendering Gensokyo temperarily Fairyless and sets up a baby turtle charity (Genjaid) with promises to enlarge the pond so they don't die and using surplus money for home improvements.

What if the Myouren Temple became a Nighclub?

Shou would dangle from the ceiling, rotating the pagoda for lighting effects, Byakuren would be the life of the party, and Murasa would be the bouncer. No one messes with the anchors.
Nazrin is obviously the DJ.

What if the Taoists were actually Transformers?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 16, 2013, 12:19:00 AM
Seiga would be Optimus Prime.

What if the art for the official games were all made by Tasofro (The people who made the fighting game art).
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Post by: Kosachi on June 16, 2013, 12:24:58 AM
Then the Buddhists are Decepticons!

What if Kogasa is neither the girl or the umbrella?
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Post by: Juubi Neion on June 16, 2013, 01:39:52 AM
Then someone must have been sharing mushrooms with Marisa.

What if every fan character was real, and just got eaten by Yuyuko before they could actually interfere with incidents?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 17, 2013, 03:37:58 AM
What if every fan character was real, and just got eaten by Yuyuko before they could actually interfere with incidents?

Yuyuko would, for a few hours, be full.

What if the Saigyou Ayakashi and Exdeath (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Exdeath#Story) are the same entity, or what if both were born from the same parent tree?
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Post by: game2011 on June 17, 2013, 03:47:54 AM
Since Yuyuko's body is buried underneath the former, her spirit is also mixed with the evil spirits that compromises of Exdeath.  Therefore, we can conclude that the Saigyou Ayashi,Yuyuko, and Exdeath are all the same person.  This would also explain why Yuyuko's stomach is a "void" and that she can eat a lot.

What if Miko successfully converted people to Taoism by behaving cutely to win them over?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on June 17, 2013, 03:56:48 AM
Yuyuko would, for a few hours, be full.

What if the Saigyou Ayakashi and Exdeath (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Exdeath#Story) are the same entity, or what if both were born from the same parent tree?

If they were the same, then you certainly would not want to fight it. Shooting AT ALL during his spell card "Impenetrable Shield [Omni Block]" would result in, of course, a block, followed by a swift Almagest or Grand Cross counter. Which then results in *pichuuun*
(referencing his Dissidia skillset, fwiw)

What effect would it have on the battle if Eirin played just a bit too much Dr. Mario before her next fight?
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Post by: game2011 on June 17, 2013, 04:50:29 AM
Pill-shaped projectiles, 'nuff said.

What if Miko successfully converted people to Taoism by behaving cutely to win them over?

Because it got skipped over...
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Post by: Bang Jan on June 18, 2013, 06:03:06 PM
Then Gensokyo will become Taosenkyo!

What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles visited Gensokyo?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 18, 2013, 06:19:04 PM
What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles visited Gensokyo?

Then Genji will teach them something...

What if the power suppressed by Rumia's Amulet is actually the remains of Dark Matter (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter) or Zero (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Zero)?
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Post by: darkhero67 on June 20, 2013, 03:24:17 AM
then kirby(yuyuko) would just eat rumia

what if the kappa found away to convert electricity into faith
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Post by: Kosachi on June 20, 2013, 01:03:34 PM
Then we would all have to submit to our almighty kappa overlords.

What if Reisen broke her finger... then fired?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 20, 2013, 02:53:47 PM
What if Reisen broke her finger... then fired?

One of two things could happen:
1. It fires horribly inaccurately and misses.
2. It jams and explodes. Cue the *Pi~Chuun~*

What if instead of UN Owen Was Her?, Dancing Mad Part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-fnJNujuRk) was Flandre's theme?
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Post by: darkhero67 on June 22, 2013, 06:56:48 AM
than kafka would turn out to be flandra's farther

what if yukari decided to spirit away 100 random internet trolls
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Post by: Hatateru on June 22, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Assuming that they're Touhou fans, they'd have a field day. Other than that, they're probably outside world rations that Yukari brought in for the man-eating youkai.

What if the Colossal Titan kicked and squashed over Yuuka's flower garden?
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Post by: darkhero67 on June 22, 2013, 07:24:12 PM
than yuuka would find away to give it skin only to rip it off again

what if kanako began using the internet to regain faith in the outside world
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 22, 2013, 11:47:10 PM
what if kanako began using the internet to regain faith in the outside world

The first person to troll kanako is going to have a really bad day...

what if the touhou games were translated as badly as Zero Wing? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg)
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Post by: MewMewHeart on June 22, 2013, 11:53:18 PM
The first person to troll kanako is going to have a really bad day...

what if the touhou games were translated as badly as Zero Wing? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg)
Then everybody and their dog would probably turn any badly translated sentence into a meme.

What if the outside world just suddenly fused with Gensokyo?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 23, 2013, 01:36:29 AM
Then everybody and their dog would probably turn any badly translated sentence into a meme.

What if the outside world just suddenly fused with Gensokyo?

Then all the outside world humans would be protected by the "No eating Gensokyo humans" law, and then all the youkai would die from starvation. And Reimu would be useless

What is Shiki decidied to retire and Cirno took her place?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 23, 2013, 01:48:34 AM
What is Shiki decidied to retire and Cirno took her place?

There will be a whole lot of "The miracle never happen." (http://youtu.be/tVTUxIutcyI?t=1m44s) due to a complete idiot Cirno now judging the souls of the dead.

What if Reimu is actually in a coma and Gensokyo and all the events and history that take place within is all just her elaborate comatose dream?
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Post by: game2011 on June 23, 2013, 11:35:33 AM
Then we can conclude that she is Ash's older sister, because he, too, is in a coma where his adventure is simply his elaborate comatose dream.

What if Yuyuko mistreats Youmu when nobody is watching?

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Post by: Kosachi on June 23, 2013, 12:55:43 PM
Then Youmu's going to have to deal with it; Yuyuko owns her.

What if Remi lost her charisma?
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Post by: Hanzo K. on June 23, 2013, 03:32:12 PM
Then Flan would gain it.


What if the worlds of Gensokyo and Monster Hunter fused?
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Post by: an unmatched sock on June 23, 2013, 06:10:04 PM
Then instead of fighting giant monstrous creatures, the players would fight little girls...with devastating magical powers.

What if Kanako became a telemarketer, and you couldn't hang up on her?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 23, 2013, 08:11:42 PM
I would either

A: Destroy my phone

B: Stick a music box next to it and go a friend to use their phone.
What the heck would she sell as a telemarketer anyway!?


What if Anise Tatlin from Tales of the Abyss met Alice Margatroid?
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Post by: darkhero67 on June 24, 2013, 03:47:48 AM
than Anise would ditch alice and go hang out with marisa

what if the events of fallout happened in the touhou verse keeping in mind that it still occured in the outside world.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 24, 2013, 02:46:08 PM
what if the events of fallout happened in the touhou verse keeping in mind that it still occured in the outside world.

Let's see, assuming gensokyo was affected as well, there will be humans scavenging the wasteland for supplies, with human-eating youkai hunting them. There will be humans and youkai infected with FEV, creating various mutants like Super Mutant Fairies. Of these fairies: Cirno, being the strongest, becomes their master.

What if Cave Johnson went to Gensokyo?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 24, 2013, 04:37:03 PM
What if Cave Johnson went to Gensokyo?
He and Kanako would team up to create SCIENCE!

What if Yukari created a Portal Gap Gun and had Chell Reimu test it?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 24, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
Then Reimu finds a way to destroy Yukari at the end so she can keep the Gap Gun.
After that, Yukari revives, finds Reimu, and the whole scenario plays out again, this time with Yukari letting Reimu leave Gensokyo.

What if Jade the Necromancer from Tales of the Abyss (who is also the father of fomicry) met Nitori Kawashiro?

Nah. Better question. What if Frog from Chrono Trigger met Cirno?

This is in the ending where Magus is with the party and Frog is still a frog... there's other endings where he's human again, but they mess with this question.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 24, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Nah. Better question. What if Frog from Chrono Trigger met Cirno?

This is in the ending where Magus is with the party and Frog is still a frog... there's other endings where he's human again, but they mess with this question.

Cirno casts Ice II to freeze Frog but, being Cirno, the spell misses. Frog then counters with the frog squash technique. Cirno responds by freezing the giant frog in midair. Which, according to the laws of gravity, falls on her anyways squashing her in the most  comical manner possible.

What if a Belmont entered the SDM?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 24, 2013, 07:05:35 PM
Well, with Sakuya around, he wouldn't get very far. I actually started writing a fanfic once about exactly that, but got bored and stopped midway through. That fic, though, Remi dragged him there because she felt nostalgic and wanted to see how it was for Tepes.

Now I'll continue with my question which I X'ed out above.

What if Jade the Necromancer from Tales of the Abyss (who is also the father of fomicry) met Nitori Kawashiro?
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Post by: Failure McFailFace on June 25, 2013, 10:22:54 PM
I dunno.  :derp: ???

What if the Prisimriver Sisters have been in all of the games, playing the songs, but off-screen, and Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc. didn't notice them there until PCB?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 25, 2013, 10:32:15 PM
I dunno.  :derp: ???

What if the Prisimriver Sisters have been in all of the games, playing the songs, but off-screen, and Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc. didn't notice them there until PCB?

How about a real answer to my question and maybe I'll consider yours?
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Post by: Failure McFailFace on June 26, 2013, 02:53:49 AM
After some research, here's your answer:

Considering the title ("The Necromancer"), I think they will team up to make a machine that ups his artes power...?  ??? :derp:

You can continue on with my question now.
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 26, 2013, 03:34:11 AM
What if the Prisimriver Sisters have been in all of the games, playing the songs, but off-screen, and Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc. didn't notice them there until PCB?

Then they are the stealthiest characters in the series.

What if a plane crashed into the Hakurei Barrier (or near/inside Gensokyo itself) and the only survivor was a Catholic Priest and he somehow made it into Gensokyo?
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Post by: Failure McFailFace on June 26, 2013, 03:52:29 AM
Then the three religions (Shinto, Buddhism, Taoism) will be pestering the priest constantly about Catholicism.

What if Gensyoko was a real place?
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Post by: game2011 on June 26, 2013, 07:43:10 AM
Just a simple countryside village with nothing special whatsoever...

What if Reimu and Marisa are sworn enemies?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 26, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
Then Reimu and Sanae would become the dynamic duo, and fight the master spark firing monochromatic witch.

What if Solid Snake snuck into Gensokyo?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 26, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
Then Reimu and Sanae would become the dynamic duo, and fight the master spark firing monochromatic witch.

What if Solid Snake snuck into Gensokyo?

Then everyone would begin fireing at the funny box with a red "!" over it. And also:
Kanako: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

What if Princess Inada wasn't scolding Minoriko?
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Post by: draganuv15 on June 28, 2013, 01:42:05 AM
Then everyone would begin fireing at the funny box with a red "!" over it. And also:
Kanako: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

What if Princess Inada wasn't scolding Minoriko?

She'd be scolding Shizuha. (Sorry my funny is off today :P)

What if Hina invited you to play Poker?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 01:51:03 AM
I'd join, though I would lose though due to that ONE ability of Hina.

What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?
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Post by: Blue on June 28, 2013, 05:09:23 AM
I'd join, though I would lose though due to that ONE ability of Hina.

What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?
A whole new meaning will be given to "disco machine".
Then Iku will show up and challenge Miror B. to a disco contest.

What if Mokou learned how to Falcon Punch?
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Post by: MewMewHeart on June 28, 2013, 05:25:31 AM
Then shit would insta burn.

What if... Kaguya had quit being a NEET?
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Post by: Rei Scarlette on June 28, 2013, 05:54:57 AM
Then shit would insta burn.

What if... Kaguya had quit being a NEET?

Okay, so she quit being a NEET. Now instead of playing videogames all day, she creates them. (shhh, dont tell anyone, but... she also gives her favorite character an unfair advantage over whoever she thinks Mokou is likely to pick)

Now I guess my question will add on to this. What if, while playing a few (un)friendly matches of said game, Mokou found out that Kaguya unbalanced the characters on purpose?!
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Post by: Kosachi on June 28, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
Okay, so she quit being a NEET. Now instead of playing videogames all day, she creates them. (shhh, dont tell anyone, but... she also gives her favorite character an unfair advantage over whoever she thinks Mokou is likely to pick)

Now I guess my question will add on to this. What if, while playing a few (un)friendly matches of said game, Mokou found out that Kaguya unbalanced the characters on purpose?!
She would probably have Keine erase all traces of the game ever being created, thus likely reverting Kaguya to her usual NEETy self.

What would reactions be (on both sides) if touhou(s) were to go to a stateside convention?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 12:12:21 PM
Japanese probably curious, Americans questioned (except diehard fans).

What if Touhou was made by an American? AND contained the same cast.
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 28, 2013, 01:05:31 PM
What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?

YES, I LOVED THAT QUESTION.
What if Touhou was made by an American? AND contained the same cast.

Stereotype warning:
Then they'd be even more shot-happy than usual, and drink vodka instead of sake.

What if Tewi played the Pokemon games?
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Post by: game2011 on June 28, 2013, 01:33:58 PM
Hacked Pokemon, hacked Pokemon everywhere...

What if Reimu goes to the Moriya Shrine, punches Sanae across the face really hard, and then walks away, all without saying anything or making a single sound?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 28, 2013, 01:58:22 PM
What if Reimu goes to the Moriya Shrine, punches Sanae across the face really hard, and then walks away, all without saying anything or making a single sound?

This makes me think of a scene from Mass Effect 2 (http://youtu.be/QnEDQc-FrCo?t=45s)... lol

Everyone stays away from Reimu for the rest of the day, since it is obvious she is in a very bad mood...

What if the Bermuda Triangle is actually a gigantic gap that opens whenever Yukari falls asleep?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 28, 2013, 02:10:04 PM
This makes me think of a scene from Mass Effect 2 (http://youtu.be/QnEDQc-FrCo?t=45s)... lol

Everyone stays away from Reimu for the rest of the day, since it is obvious she is in a very bad mood...

What if the Bermuda Triangle is actually a gigantic gap that opens whenever Yukari falls asleep?
Then Amelia Earhart is actually Remilia Earhart.

What is Remilia met the vampires from Twilight?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 28, 2013, 03:15:03 PM
She would laugh excessively for at least twenty minutes... Then proceed to show sparkle pants who's boss.

What if the Moriya Shrine and Hakurei Shrine collaborated to make a single massive shrine in the hopes of a complete faith monopoly?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 28, 2013, 03:27:29 PM
What if the Moriya Shrine and Hakurei Shrine collaborated to make a single massive shrine in the hopes of a complete faith monopoly?

This alliance would end because Reimu would take all the donations for herself and Kanako would take almost all the faith (saving a little bit for Suwako.)

What if Patchouli stole books from Marisa?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 28, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
What is Remilia met the vampires from Twilight?

Do you mind if I answer that, too?
Cause I made a story about that, along with the Rumia Trigger one (http://www.photobucket.com/user/Cybeast_Falzar/story/10475)

What if Patchouli stole books from Marisa?

Marisa would probably just steal them back.

What if Star Fox found Gensokyo... and danmaku was reflectable by barrel rolling?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 06:03:55 PM
They would be surprised about most of Touhous looking different to people they seen before. Also, I would spam Barrel Rolls and the bosses would be pissed.

What if the Touhou games only had a Easy mode?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 28, 2013, 06:11:16 PM
Two possibilities:

A, Easy is the game's easy difficulty. People make patches to make the game harder if they really want that.

B. "Easy" is the game's Lunatic difficulty. The game winds up in the same vein as IWBTG.


What if Megaman wound up in Gensokyo? (Gee, I'm really reaching with my questions, aren't I?)
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 28, 2013, 06:42:39 PM
What if Megaman wound up in Gensokyo? (Gee, I'm really reaching with my questions, aren't I?)

He will ultimately lose to Reimu when she unveils her latest spellcard: "Uber Hax Sign ~ Critical Existence Failure"

What if Reimu and Marisa had to travel back in time and team up with their PC-98 versions in order to solve an incident?
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Post by: K+ ~ Bake-Danuki on June 28, 2013, 07:25:06 PM
Wouldn't that cause problems with the timeline because they would be meeting themselves?

What if Byakuren Hijiri would've forced Nue to become Buddhist?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 07:54:03 PM
Byakuren would die before that happens, if not, then Nue would regret being Buddhist.

What if all forms of alcohol and drugs were banned in Gensokyo?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 28, 2013, 07:57:10 PM
Anarchy.

What if Yukari went to sleep and never woke up?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 08:07:45 PM
She would have some sort of disorder or something.

What if ROHL (Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor) was canon and/or an official Touhou game?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 28, 2013, 08:16:30 PM
She would have some sort of disorder or something.

What if ROHL (Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor) was canon and/or an official Touhou game?

Then ZUN was either drunk off his ass or not nearly drunk enough when making it.

What if Patchouli uses the Harry Potter books to come up with new spells?
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Post by: Bang Jan on June 28, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
Then she would merge worlds.

What if Batman visited Gensokyo?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 28, 2013, 09:02:22 PM
He would have a relationship with Remilia, SOMEHOW.

What if Gensokyo was infected with Blorbs? (Play M&L 3 to know what that is)
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 28, 2013, 09:14:38 PM
What if Gensokyo was infected with Blorbs? (Play M&L 3 to know what that is)

Yuyuko's an even BIGGER fatass than usual then, and Marisa gets blamed for the incident, since it's a result of weird mushrooms.

What if Sword Art Online X Touhou? (Yes, I just started watching that)
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Post by: K+ ~ Bake-Danuki on June 29, 2013, 02:23:24 AM
Then all most characters would be dead, maybe including Kirito (I forgot his name, I think)
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 29, 2013, 03:43:25 AM
Then all most characters would be dead, maybe including Kirito (I forgot his name, I think)

Please add the next "What if?" so other people have something to answer. Thank you.
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Post by: game2011 on June 29, 2013, 03:52:22 AM
Cybeast710, you sure love crossover questions, don't you?  Not that it's a bad thing, but the more I see them, the more I start to think non-crossover questions are more creative and interesting...  Sorry if I offended you...  Just go ahead if that's what you like.

Anyway, I'll do the next question myself.

What if everyone's ability can be explained with science?
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Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 29, 2013, 04:15:59 AM
What if everyone's ability can be explained with science?

Then Kanako and Nitori suddenly become the know-it-alls of Gensokyo, no questions asked.

What if Godzilla wandered into Gensokyo during one of his attacks on Japan?
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Post by: Starxsword on June 29, 2013, 06:28:13 AM
Headlines!!! Godzilla versus Suika, two monsters duking it out while the others sit and watch in amusement.

What if Kaguya has Kasen's arm?
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Post by: game2011 on June 29, 2013, 04:04:44 PM
It's a useful tool for scaring away thieves.  Just hang it at the front door to make them think twice before robbing Eientei or any house!

What if Gensokyo is a lawless land?
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Post by: Kosachi on June 29, 2013, 04:27:03 PM
Shiki would be out of the job.

What if the moon was going to crash into Gensokyo in three days?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 29, 2013, 04:35:53 PM
Shiki would be out of the job.

What if the moon was going to crash into Gensokyo in three days?

Then somehow Kokoro got a hold of Majora's Mask.

What if all the girls actually looked like the yokai they're supposed to be?
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Post by: SatorKoi57 on June 29, 2013, 05:46:20 PM
Then they would look ugly. (No offense)
What if Suika died of alcohol poisoning?
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Post by: MewMewHeart on June 29, 2013, 09:28:24 PM
Then they would look ugly. (No offense)
What if Suika died of alcohol poisoning?
Then everybody would have to stop drinking, if they want to live.

What if all of the Touhou girls became magic girls?
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Post by: ShiroiMahotsukai on June 29, 2013, 11:08:35 PM
Patchouli:"Koakuma! You mislabeled the manga section non-fiction! How many times do I have to tell you?"
Koa:"I'm sorry miss Patchu-whaa!"
Remi:"In the name of justice my spear will seek your evil! I am Scarlet Lady Remi; my kiss will let you sleep!"
Marisa:"Your too late! I have already turned little Flandre to my cause. Tell me Scarlet Lady, can you fight your own sister?"
There was much damage to the library that day and the manga section was locked in a vault.

What if the SDM could turn into a giant robot?
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Post by: Cybeast710 on June 30, 2013, 12:32:32 AM
Then in that case, Nitori must know a secret maintenance entrance or something.

What if Reimu decided to haul you to Gensokyo out of boredom?
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Post by: Zoriri on June 30, 2013, 12:38:45 AM
Then in that case, Nitori must know a secret maintenance entrance or something.

What if Reimu decided to haul you to Gensokyo out of boredom?

Then I would quickly get eaten by a yokai and everything in Gensokyo would return to normal.

What if Maribel is actually Yukari's daughter?
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Post by: Tengukami on June 30, 2013, 12:40:19 AM
What if Maribel is actually Yukari's daughter?

Then the next time you see this thread, it will be locked.