What if Yukari could change Yuyuko into Youmu?Nothing would happen, frankly. Consider the following: our current setup is two half-ghosts and two half-humans. We need only sum the two half-ghosts to make a full-ghost and restore Yuyuko. However this now leaves Youmu in a full-human state. This too is nothing to be worried about: one must now simply beat Youmu half to death and everyone'll be back to their original level of ghostliness/humanness. Incident resolved. :)
What if the Touhous were the result of some insane scientist that wanted to make a half human, half youkai hybrid?
What if Wriggle were made an Extra Boss?Bees. :V
What if someone figured out how to reach Gensokyo?
Presumably, if that's the case then passage would work both ways. We could be getting youkai here. And this is where things get really bad.Something hinted at youkai being able to pass the barrier...not sure what though.
the person that figured out how to reach Gensokyo? That's already happened. I wasn't blaming Sanae simply out of an all-consuming hatered of her. >:)
What if Mystia's Lamprey really did cure Nightblindness?Nothing, really...unless someone else starts selling lamprey. Then, there might be trouble.
What if the zombie apocolypse craze reached Gensokyou.Most characters would be "safe" - youkai are often physical manifestations of a spiritual entity so zombiism probably wouldn't spread. But there are humans here and there, and zombies are very annoying danmaku users (see Miyako's last spellcard...) and generally malicious (though not intentionally so) so it would still have an impact on everyone.
zombie apocalypse
What if all magic in Gensokyo vanished and every youkai suddenly became human?
Something hinted at youkai being able to pass the barrier...not sure what though.Please don't let the fandom mislead you: Flandre IS NOT insane. She's sane, just immature. You don't call a playful and noisy little kid insane, do you?
Didn't Sanae (who is part god) and Suwako tag along with Kanako?
Nothing, really...unless someone else starts selling lamprey. Then, there might be trouble.
What if Flandre wasn't insane?
What if Yoshika is a Western zombie instead?TD's third stage would probably end with Reimu hacking off her hand and grafting a chainsaw to the stump. Also, something about the necronomicon. It would be epic.
Please don't let the fandom mislead you: Flandre IS NOT insane. She's sane, just immature. You don't call a playful and noisy little kid insane, do you?Are you sure about that? I thought her profile listed her as nuts.
What if the Lunarian invasion was actually a success?Er, which one?
Are you sure about that? I thought her profile listed her as nuts.I have to agree here - Flandre's profile in the Touhou Wiki (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Flandre_Scarlet) lists her as having an "unstable" personality. Unfortunately the other, better wiki's down right now (or something? Seriously, wtf's going on with it?) but I'm pretty sure her in-game bio also said as much. Furthermore, Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red describes her as "unstable" as well. So it seems like her unstable mind's a completely canonical thing, as far as I can tell...
What would happen if the Moriya Shrine was getting destroyed all the time instead of the Hakurei Shrine?
What is the Bamboo Forest needed to be sprayed with pesticides, and the Eientei household was temporarily obliged to guest with someone else?Kaguya: Thank you very much for your hospitality, Reimu.
What if there was a Hunger Games in Gensokyo, only with lots of danmaku instead of killing?Yukari'd manipulate the boundary between victory and defeat to come out the winner regardless of the actual outcome. :(
I have to agree here - Flandre's profile in the Touhou Wiki (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Flandre_Scarlet) lists her as having an "unstable" personality. Unfortunately the other, better wiki's down right now (or something? Seriously, wtf's going on with it?) but I'm pretty sure her in-game bio also said as much. Furthermore, Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red describes her as "unstable" as well. So it seems like her unstable mind's a completely canonical thing, as far as I can tell...I'd like to think of that as not being able to control oneself properly. It's easy for one to get excited and then do some extreme stuff. She wouldn't have been able to chat with Aya properly in that book if she was really insane. What I mean is... Sure, she may not be the sanest person, but fandom tends to treat her like a dangerous psychopath that is incapable of cooperating with anyone, which is not the case.
What if Kanako asked the kappa to develop onbashira-missiles?Who needs onbashira-missiles when you've got nuclear power? Someone should teach Kanako about that stuff - poor girl's trying to achieve nuclear fusion with a crow. :/ The real question is what she'd do with them. Perhaps she's harboring a grudge against Reimu after the events of MoF? Or maybe there's something more sinister at work here...
What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?
FIRE HER ONBASHIRA MISSILES OF DOOM AT THE DEFENSELESS HAKUREI SHRINE! @_@ Gensokyo will then be ripe for the taking!I'm pretty sure destroying the shrine just makes Reimu homeless. No harm done... to the border.
What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?Troll Yukari: Agitates shrine maiden, Creates eternal bond to make up for it.
What if the batteries in the Sword of Hisao died?Tenshi would be pestering Nitori day-in and day-out to get a replacement. Nitori or Rinnosuke. Yeah, it'd probably get messy either way. >_>
What if mathematics in Gensokyo occured through the use of imaginary numbers (http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/answers/imaginary.html)?Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.
-9i, yo!
Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.
What if there were buses in Gensokyo?
Whatever, what if Nitori got everyone in Gensokyo a home Internet connection?All the people of Gensokyo would create an account in Youtube and start to troll the users
What if Japan was the only thing that was keeping the Youkai from making a re-appearance in the outside world?BOMB JAPAN! :D
What if... Patchouli was in good health?This (danbooru) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/748358/adult-bat_wings-bow-breasts-cleavage-comic-genders)
She'd spend day after day perfecting the extra stage in the most comprehensive way possible.
What if the SDM had become a floating island in Scarlet Weather Rapsody?Remilia would begin an areal battle with the Palanquin Ship (once it appeared). Also who needs a mist when you can blot out the sun with your house.
What if youkai devoured other youkai? Would they still be punished by Reimu?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Russian-Matroshka2.jpg
What if the Hakurei and Moriya Shrines had a forced merger?All real relationships require shared resources. So Moriya will provide Hakurei, with worshipers, faith, and actual gods. Hakurei will provide Moriya with... I dunno additional land. Merger? More like takeover, sorry Reimu.
What if THE FLOOR WAS LAVA!!!Then Utsuho would be very, very happy. Everyone else, considerably less so, especially Cirno and Letty. Reimu would set out to figure out whodunnit and probably beat up a few youkai before getting tired and falling in the lava. Utsuho'd probably be the only survivor so Touhou 14 would be about her and... uh... ...hrm. Well, Touhou 14 would probably be a very boring game. People would get kind of upset over that and ZUN may receive a few angry letters demanding their money back for a game with nothing but Okuu flying over lava. Naturally some people would consider it a pretty darn innovative idea, because some people will support just about anything. We may end up seeing the emergence of a new sub-genre of games where "nothing happens" as a result.
What if Yuyuko drank laxative?Yuyuko: But Youmu I'm hungry!
What if Touhou was on the Wii?Someone on SRL actually played StB 1-1 with a Wii Wheel.
What if Marisa bought a bicycle from Rinnosuke and used it to fly around instead of her broom?Then she's free to use her broom as a melee weapon, which works perfectly until she duels Kyouko broom to broom.
What if Reimu and Marisa and Sakuya never existed?Mima and Yuuka would have been a main playable characters until they were dropped in favor of Youmu and Sanae later.
What if Kourindou actually had steady business?
What if Ran renounced her shikigami status?Then Yukari'd be upset that she ran off. (lol zomg u c wut I did thar?)
What If....
There was a Squid Youkai?
What if humans regarded youkai as a delicacy like youkai regard humans?
What if Eirin developed Cancer and spread it to the world outside Gensokyo?Then I'd have to ask who invented the eleven other signs...
Cirno was not The Strongest?Isn't that the case already? ^^;
She'd tie Momiji to a sleigh and make her carry her during the paper route.The joke to my question is that Aya can fly, so her falling off the cliff and getting hurt doesn't make sense, unless her wings are hurt and can't fly, which isn't the case here. But then, I never mentioned the last part...
What if...
Cirno was not The Strongest?
Anyway, since the poster above didn't have a "what if" question...I wasn't answering the question, just pointing out that the "what if" wasn't really a "what if" so much as a "what is". Kinda like, "What if Reimu were a shrine maiden?" or something like that. :)
I wasn't answering the question, just pointing out that the "what if" wasn't really a "what if" so much as a "what is". Kinda like, "What if Reimu were a shrine maiden?" or something like that. :)Sorry for the misunderstanding...
The joke to my question is that Aya can fly, so her falling off the cliff and getting hurt doesn't make sense, unless her wings are hurt and can't fly, which isn't the case here. But then, I never mentioned the last part...
Suwako never lost the war?
Utsuho would become that sun god she swallowed (forgot his name), then she would burn down the whole world.
What if Marisa became main character(as in replacing Reimu)?
What if Suika and Yuugi had a drinking contest?Oh they surely do. They're both oni after all. But if they got really serious about it?
So. Touhou and Katamari-Damacy. Go.
I know that's technically not a question...
What if Nitori invented a time machine?She'd show it off to Marisa. Only to have
What if Solomon Grundy and Yoshika meet?They would presumably have tea and crumpets while gathered around a table discussing the finer points of fictional social politics. As all undead do.
They put all speed runners and competitive runners to shame.
What if Parsee got knocked off her bridge by a goat that she stopped from crossing over?
The goat would be jealous that she didn't fall to her death and Parsee would have to try and out jealous a stubborn old goat.
What if Suwako and Kanako switched animal motifs?
What if the Lunarian invasion was actually a success?Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V
Yin-yang orbs show up more often in fandom.Conspiracy theories go wild and enough begin to believe them about everything that travel to our world becomes plausible. Also trolling from some of the usual suspects.
What if the people at Area 51 has contact with Gensokyo?
What if Yuki, Mima, Rika, etc came back?The characters they used to be wouldn't be the characters they are now and there'd be no end of discussions about whether they're amnesiac or from an alternate universe.
Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V
We get out first true giantess in the series! Assuming that it's a woman, that is...
Well, I'll have you an answer to that in a few weeks, until then... :V
Best day ever.
What if everyone in Gensokyo are actually straight
It'd drive the consipiracy nuts crazy, they'd never figure it out.
What if the SDM was a band?
What if you woke up to find Momiji sleeping next to you?Muhahaha ^-^
I'd freak out in absolute joy, go buy a maid costume, put it on and BECOME SAKUYA.Kamen No Maid Guy, eh? I really need to watch that anyhow.
It will probably be creepy since I'm a guy.
Anyway what if you randomly went to McDonald's and saw Letty stuffing herself?
You woke up to find Adult Cirno(Not Cirno-nee, but an actual, grown-up Cirno. With all that implies.) sleeping next to you?
You found Mystia working as the barkeep at the local pub?
I'd refuse point blank... only to be forced to play against her anyway and break my arm during the competition :ohdear: Help me Eirin!
What if you got involved in a car accident, got taken to the nearby hospital, and found out that the doctor treating you was Eirin? She does not understand any Earth languages at all and she apparently does not know anything about insurances, then she is asking you to pay her in cash (which is, needless to say, beyond your payable amount)
What if you're playing PCB Phantasm, when all of a sudden, Yukari reaches out and pulls you into the battle?That's not supposed to happen? Holy shit. :o
I'd hide her dowsing rods until she compensated me, no rods equals no work equals no treasure.But... no rods means no works, which means no treasure, so she wouldn't be able to compensate you until you did return her dowsing rods.
What if you found Flandre lost in your garden?
Sakuya was the Scarlet Devil, and Remi was the Perfect and Elegant Maid?It would be weird since Sakuya is, by nature, a loyal dog to her loli obsession. The whole servant master relationship would be thrown off.
What if Touhou 14 only playable character was Sanae? (There's actually rumors of that, but none confirmed)I will personally book a flight to Japan to stick a tanto into ZUN. Or eight. ^-^
Defeating him will result in a secret code that is randomly generated, and the first person who mails him that secret code will be able to become his assistant in making Touhou games.Out of curiosity, how's ZUN going to know you're sending him the real code if it's randomly generated? :P
What if you walk in on Suwako forcing Death Sauce (http://www.funkypepper.co.uk/images/hotsauce_mainb.jpg) down Kanako's throat?
What if Aya finds herself bound in a room filled with traps, and in front of her is a television showing a footage of a clown doll that eerily resembles Momiji, and it is telling her to do this and that if she wants to live?lmao, I love this one.
What if ZUN officially declares Tenshi the most beautiful girl in the series?Then we have proof the beer finally rotted through his brain. ;)
What if Yuyuko clearly remembers everything from her past and is really just trolling the hell out of everybody?
What if Flandre was actually perfectly normal and Remilia kept her locked away because SHE'S the one who's unstable and doesn't want anyone to know?I feel like the shock would be very easy to believe, and everyone would try to play off that it was obvious.
Yuyuko's story is so awesomely ridiculous that it actually wouldn't surprise me in the least if she knew all along who was under the cherry tree.
This includes UnzanWhen you say gender-swapped Unzan, I hear "girl bulging with rippling muscles and chest-hair". And that makes Ethan Jr. very sad. :(
What if the Spellcard rules described a card game?Isn't it already a card game? I mean the only reason Touhous dont sit around a felt table with cowboy hats and sunglasses is because that's not a very good position to dodge spell cards from.
What if Layla Prismriver was actually Kogasa?The fourth Prismriver sisters? As in those musicians? lol, silly Ikari, an umbrella's not a musical instrument - that wouldn't work out. :)
Everyone else would look unchanged because they're already centuries old anyway. :PHrm. Good point. Kinda overlooked that. lol
What if Touhou 14 had a dragon boss?Ofux, someone called Meiling "China" again. :o Well, 'bout time she makes a reappearance, at any rate...
Yuugi would probably interpret it as a challenge.
Yuugi would probably interpret it as a challenge.She's give it a bandage body.
What if Kasen met Thing from The Addams Family?
What if the Spellcard rules described a card game?
What if Yukari ate Skittles?
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?Considering the very, very low quantity of males in Gensokyo, everyone's either asexual or into same-gender relationships. Which raises a very interesting question: what about the humans? It's canon that Marisa has actual parents living in the human village, IIRC, even though they're never really brought up. But what about Reimu? She's only human and only ~16-ish. Where does she come from, genealogically? And if youkai prey on humans, there'd need to be a good, fast way of replenishing the supplies, so to speak. After all, youkai outnumber humans by quite a bit in Gensokyo...
What if Mokou and Scorpion crossed paths?Scorpion: Why can't I finish you?! Get over here again!
What if Cirno were the real goddess of the Hakurei Shrine, and all her idiocy had really just been a ruse to bolster Reimu's confidence?Reimu: *shaking Cirno by the neck* How are you supposed to bolster me if I rarely ever get donations?!
What if there are fatalities in the fighting game spin-offs?Not answering the question or anything, but there's actually one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJ_vDVOa-0), btw.
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(
She's go back and forth between Gensokyo and the human world often, constantly increasing the strength of her addiction to skittles.
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?
Marisa wouldn't have stolen the precious thing.
What if we suddenly removed all midbosses?
What if Zun wanted to remake a PC98 game? What would it be? :O
What if ZUN stopped drinking beer?
If you could drop any Touhou character into any anime, which character would it be, what anime would you put her in, and why?
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?Without the constant tension over who is doing whom, Gensokyo would become a much more peaceful place.
Forgot my "What if..." Hmm... What if Yuuka got together with her the gals from Lotus Land Story? What would they say to each other, and what would they do?
What if The Vocoloids showed up in the Touhou Universe?
Yuyuko eats them all before Byakuren can gets a chance to. Then all the taoists thinks she crazy and a liar for giving them invisible brownies.
What if Marisa learned how to make homing lasers?
STEALING FROM SHOU SIGN "MASTER CURVE"
What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi
e: DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT IKARI
no they can answer yours :V
What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi
Kay :V
I'd cry and run away to Satori's mansion, lock myself in a room and weep while repeatedly bashing my head against a wall. After a few days, Koishi would come to me and go like ''Lol u afraid of spiders, bro? Lemme help you with that!'' and cure my subconcious fear of bugs and arachnids. THEN, I would proudly go outside of Gensokyo and live my life as a spider overlord.
What if Alice gave her super OP grimoire to Marisa?
That obviously wouldn't happen. Marisa would already have stolen it. It would then reside in some massive pile of junk and gather dust.
What if the next religion to appear in gensokyo would be Judaism? How would people react?Byakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...
What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...
What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?
Question: What would you do if Suwako unkowingly wandered into your house?Pet her and play games with her and cuddle her :3c
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(\http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion
http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion
The reason I picked those two is that they share some key traits. Both cannot truly die (Mokou by virtue of being immortal, Scorpion by virtue of being undead), both are associated with fire (Phoenix fire and Hellfire), and both are hellbent on revenge.
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^ What's a Tengukami?
What if Ikari met Koishi :V
SQUEE :'DI would do roughly the same if I met her :V
What I would do:
- Try on her hat
- Ask more about her powers and ask for a demonstration
- ''Hey, can you make a heart stop beating since it's a subconscious reflex?
- Totally ask her if she can koishi-nap me to Gensokyo
- Ask her to show me ''Subterranean Rose'' (Must be gorgeous in real life)
What if Satori read the mind of another satori who is reading HER mind?
What if the reason that Reimu doesn't get any donations is because Mima steal em all?
Then this will happen: http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg (http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg) (NSFW, slightlyYou dare 403 us!?!? YOU MUST DIE! *Ganon face*
For those wondering, the sign says ''1 round: 100 yen Second round and +: 50 yen''
Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.
Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.Nope, no go.
What if Minoriko and Shizuha suddenly gained such a massive boost in faith that they became even more powerful than anyone else?Kanako would become jelous just like Reimu.
Is that what you want? You monster. :(
What if I'm actually Tewi?
Too lazy to win. Murasa sinks boats, Murasa wins.
What do you mean, Komachi isn't lazy. She's just on her break. Yeah. On her break >_>
Speaking of which, isn't Futo's boat flying? And made of stone? Sinking it would = big damage.
What if Kaguya did marry Mokou's dad?!?!
NICE BOAT
What if.....
Flandre discovered Pixy Stix and Red Bull?
That's where her wings come from.
What if Aya and Hatate combined their strength and(http://i.imgur.com/TEaLt.png)became captain tengumade a single newspaper together? Aya's picture with Hatate's articles!
(http://i.imgur.com/TEaLt.png)Aww, cute :3
What if... Touhou became a reality TV show?It would feature Byakuren as the mother, Shou as the father, Murasa would be Shou's sister, Ichirin and Unzan would be the aunt and uncle, Nazrin and Kogasa would be the children and Nue would be the eldest child. Toyosatomimi no Miko and her crew would be trying to invade the Myouren house to mess up things for Byakuren and her relatives. Sanae would occasionally come to bully Kogasa.
What if Suika was a cheeseburger and Marisa was the sauce and Ran and Rumia were in love?
What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?
What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?
I think that happened once in one of Tohonifun's doujins?
Yeah, I read it and I really liked it! :D
Wait, the whole things translated? I could only find half of the doujin translated :(
Yeah, I read it and I really liked it! :D
If the prismrivers become a hard rock band, this would happen:
Reimu: HEY THERE MARISA!
Marisa: WHAAAT?
Reimu: HEEEEY THEEEERE, MARISAAAAAAA!
Marisa: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Reimu: WHAAAAAT?
Marisa: UUUH?
What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?
I don't have idea how to answer this one, but I do want to see the elevator part coreography with Yukari :V
What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?
What if Reimu was a good Shrine Maidn.
She would dive down to catch it again.
What if Touhou 6 feautured a banana as the 6th stage boss and the extra stage boss was a monkey?
''Yellow Gensokyo''
''Ripples of 495 bananas''
That is all.
What if Sakuya bought a dog?
Sakuya's dog could be a 5th subboss more annoying than Orin's cat form. Also it could stop the time to hump your leg without you notice it.
What if Remilia and Flandre were worewolves instead of vampires?
This is pure gold.For me werewolf Remi/Flan could become pretty cute with ears and tails like Kyouko. :3Suddenly, you cannot unimagine manly, hairy Remi/Flan.But really, they'd be epic. And Remi's tea wouldn't be made of blood~ They'd have flesh-cake though!
What if Meiling turned into a freakin' dragon?
For me werewolf Remi/Flan could become pretty cute with ears and tails like Kyouko. :3
What if Okuu's character was based in wind power instead of nuclear power?
What if Kogasa's owner finally found her?
What if Yamame, Kisume, Parsee, and the other underground dwellers got out more often?Yukari'd be pissed to see the underground youkai going against their deal. :o
AH! I read an amazing doujin where her owner was Byakuren!
What if Mystia ran a grilled chicken stand instead?
textthat actually sounds emotional
that actually sounds emotional
As for the Q, Yuuka would probably win...
What if Moriya was an amazing delicacy of Sashimi Fugu and Kourin and Erlich were in love and Yukari activated her smug face and began the big crunch?
Probably the Wata sisters?
What if Satori read your mind?
She'd see all the admiration I have for her and her mind-reading abilities. And how badly I want to pet Okuu ;~;I would never want Satori-sama to read my mind, I have un-controllable thoughts that must never be read >:D
What if Koishi raped your subconscious?
I would never want Satori-sama to read my mind, I have un-controllable thoughts that must never be read >:DWe all think about goats and unspeakable acts every once in a while, I'm sure she's used to that sorta stuff by now. ;)
What if Kaguya, Mokou and SCP-173 met?Given that neither of them can die in the first place, it wouldn't matter wether they stare it down or not. I'm guessing they'd eventually get bored and start experimenting with it or something. Like what if both of them don't stare at it, does it get confused or something as to whom to kill? Ultimately a containment breach would occur and in the ensuing chaos they'd find SCP-239, realize it's Yukari, and use her to head back to Gensokyo to
What if Kaguya and Mokou had a staring contest?
What if the reason that Shinki wasn't in UFO was because Byakuren overthrew her and told the Makai residents that they should all become Buddhist because Shinki is no longer a goddess?
Holy Gensokyo, do you remember where you found it or what was the name? I NEED to read that!It was called Rain Rain Raining Down (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aozora-Market#Rain.2C_rain.2C_raining_down_.282009-12-30.29), By Aozora-Market. It's pretty short, but it's also pretty great~
What if the reason that Shinki wasn't in UFO was because Byakuren overthrew her and told the Makai residents that they should all become Buddhist because Shinki is no longer a goddess?I would be very very very upset and hate Byakuren with a rage burning with the intensity of 1000 suns. I don't think Byakuren wouldn't flaunt her power. You'd think if that were the case, she'd be nice and do her JOB of helping out Makai. What, with being the new Goddess and all. Shinki would probably be the depressed faces, but still have that charm about her. Her "creations"/friends would still respect her and Shinki would do what she could to still help out. I don't see her being mad at Byakuren, heck, they might even get along.
What if Alice was actually Shanghai, and ''Alice'' was just her doll?My mind would be blown, Marisa would be scarred for life, Patchouli would be very happy, and they'd all live happily ever after. Except the all Shanghai "Alice" controlled. They'd feel lied to and wage war against the GREAT SHANGHAI. Shinki would be like, "dafuq?", unless she meant for this to happen. Then all would be according to plan. Plus Alice would be 10x cuter. I LOVE THE SHANGHAI. I'm anti-Shanghai bombing. Every time you see that spell card in 12.3, a kitten dies ;-;
It was called Rain Rain Raining Down (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aozora-Market#Rain.2C_rain.2C_raining_down_.282009-12-30.29), By Aozora-Market. It's pretty short, but it's also pretty great~
I LOVE THE SHANGHAI. I'm anti-Shanghai bombing. Every time you see that spell card in 12.3, a kitten dies ;-;
What if Suwako really DID keep frogs under her hat?
What if Suwako really DID keep frogs under her hat?Her hair must be messy. Real messy. :x
What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3cLet' just say the whole stage 5 fight would be a whole different thing...
What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3
What if Gilgamesh vsImizu!Remilia in an ego contest?
What if Sanae was actually Mima in disguise?ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...
ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...
What if Reimu got a donation?
What if Yukari was just a hologram transmitted by an alien being?
What if the Moriyas became your neighbor?I'd take a semester off to pick Kanako's brain. Might not be such a bad move if you're studying the hard sciences.
What if Satori and Koishi merged their eyes together?
She'll use her concrete "shoe" to stomp people as her form of fighting from now on.
What if the weight broke when Yuyuko stepped on it?
What if Sanae kissed Tenshi?
Sanae would get a whole new bunch of peach-themed spellcards :V
What if Hatate was secretely an emo teenager?
She's already a shut-in. How do we know she ISN'T already one?
What if Aya bragged about her 'Wind God Girl' status to Kanako?
I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious. I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here... I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way... Please lighten up a bit, okay?Sorry if I was rude or something like @game2011, this isn't my intention, I even put the ":P" at the end to give an easy-going feeling =x
What if Futo wore a girly pink dress for a day? :getdown:
Plot: A pyramid has fallen onto Gensokyo!
What if The Alliterator was actually Nue who could change herself to match her new display name and avatar :V
It must suck, with nobody noticing you and having no emotion.
At least you're able to hide your presence, and manipulate the subconscious of others.
Also...thanks.
What if I was Rinnosuke?
Agree with her, she's too drunk to eat me :Vthis...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>
How does a Momiji know what a apples is?
How does a Momiji know what a apples is?
this...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>
What if there was a giraffe youkai?
What if a Momiji knew what a apple is, then. :V
I answered that earlier y'know :Pim sorry okay my phone makes me type slow and i dont know if someone has replied while i was typing okay
Momiji (with a big beard)This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)
What if Suika is spaggetti?Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta. :D
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)Blame Eirin for her shady drugs.
Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta. :D
What if Reisen were raisins?
(God, when did this thread end up sinking this low anyway...?)
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg)
What if SWR and IaMP's timeline game sequence switched around?
Hatate would star in the next photo game.
What if Reimu and Sanae had MANpits?
I hope she will in the next one.Wait what does sexuality have to do with this? :derp:
And... I think I'd turn asexual. And everyone else in Gensokyo would cry, and make a small grave.
What if everyone in Gensokyo switched genders and grew manly chest hair and would always walk around shirtless? :Idafuq If they did then I would start playing Eternal Fighter Zero instead.
What if Mima shows up again in TH14... as a stage 2 midboss with no dialogue?
I'll prepare popcorn and watch all the people rage :smug:I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.
Then I'd officially proclaim ZUN as master troll.
What if Touhou 14's final boss was Remilia, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kaguya, Shikieiki, Kanako, Okuu, Byakuren and Miko in a row, and then all at once for a final spellcard?
I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.The acid will be burned by Mokou and she will use the idea for one of her spell cards: "Phoenix sign: Acid rain". If Kaguya have fell.... I don't care but Eirin would have a lot of work.
What would happen if Mokou lobbed Kaguya (or vise versa) into a massive vat of super caustic acid?
Well, that or Yukari could just lolgap them to an undisclosed location. Possibly Equestria.
What if the Moriyans fell out of favor with the Tengu?
UMBREALLA'S UNITE
That also means in the fighting games Kogasa-sister-chan has been abused a lot :qq:
What if Byakuren and Miko were in a secret relationship and everyone found out?
Futo would try to kill Byakuren like a Kamikaze with her cool boat full of bomb seals
What if Shizuha wants a great big hug from you?
Most entertaining mental image ever.
What if Letty came to you and asked you menacingly if you think she's fat?
I love my life, so under no circumstances I will say to any girl that she is fat. Therefore I'd say that she is hotter than a hundred of Japanese Summers.
What if you threw a ninja rope with a strong hook at the Hina's ribbons when she starts to spin?
I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious. I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here... I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way... Please lighten up a bit, okay?
What if all girls changed into guys?
If Toyohime and Seiga are any indication, she'll turn into a jerk.
What if suppatenko was Tenshi, instead of Ran?
The 450,000,000,0 years Earth has left before the sun blows up will become 450,000,0. It wont effect any living person but future generations may get just a little angry about it. Also th new much faster speed of the Earth spinning will make everyone dizzy.
What if Reimu decided her shrine should become a disco club?
Everyone would ditch Ran's fuwa fuwa tails for Mokou's new fuwa fuwa skirt.
What if rampaging Reimu in the Cabin in the Woods?
Um... I don't get this one. Are you referring to Eintei? Also...S/he's actually referring to the horror movie called by that name.
If you're referring to Eintei, then i'm guessing Kaguya would have to stop her.
Anyone played Touhou Mother? There's a main arc, and side arcs with the person who everyone seems to hate, Sanae.
I don't know too much about her from canon.
The arcs with Sanae were my favorite though, because they shamelessly ripped off Metroid.
Suwako plays the role of Adam from Metroid Fusion.
Sanae is, you guessed it, Samus Aran.
Kanako plays the role of Mother Brain
Tenshi is Ridley.
Instead of PSI like the other characters, Sanae uses Missiles and Super Missiles
Instead of Lifeup, Reserve Tanks
Instead of meleeing, she uses the Power Beam, then the Spazer.
Her armor is: Normal Clothes, then Varia Suit, then Gravity Suit
Instead of a Max HP stat which increases, she starts with 99 Energy which goes up by 100 for each Energy Tank you find.
Instead of Max PP, Missile Tanks.
So that brings me to my question. What if Sanae is really Samus, but she had amnesia? What would happen if she got her memories back?
What if Utsuho and Cirno decides to play "catch the H-bomb"? Also, see if you can get the reference to this!This, maybe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mZ6Pz4PDHg) (Cirno's the one on the left.) (No, wait, right.) :D
what if Suika and Yuugi got pregnant?Answer my "What If" first :P
What if Touhou was self aware?It would probably admit itself to a mental hospital, or play itself and see why it's so popular.
Marisa: Ok, I admit it, the endless night, the fake moon, the hats on the statues... It's all Alice's fault! Now, get out the way, you daft cow!
Reimu: Oh bollocks, now you've done it!
What if the spell card rules where changed and battles where decided by a rousing game of chess?
What if Satori read your mind?Then she would know that I would want to hug her, Okuu, Orin, and Koishi. :3
Then she would know that I would want to hug her, Okuu, Orin, and Koishi. :3
What if Touhou characters had access to the internet?
What if decided that second strongest was pretty alright with her.
What if Reimu learnt how to gamble?http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/920195
What if Utsuho knew how to make money/actually was capable of a normal person's thought?Woah. The question split into two!! Gotta remerge the answers...
Woah. The question split into two!! Gotta remerge the answers...
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Yessssss, got both answers to be the same amount of words.
What if spellcards have been mistakened as being non-fatal due to Komachi's slacking off and not bothering to deal with the deceased yet?
Keine would join in and both will get kicked out by Eirin :P
What if Kaguya did a silly dance at Mokou's funeral to insult her? As above, this question is NOT a continuation of both questions above :P
Behold as she controls everything electronic in the SDM using it!
What if while walking elegantly in the Human Village, Sakuya trips and makes a complete mess and fool out of herself, thus ruining her image, and everyone, including Remilia, laughs hysterically at the sight of it?
That's when she starts using the Laevateinn more often.
What if while Miko is giving a Taoism-related speech, Byakuren throws a shoe at her, but she manages to graze it?
What if Yukari caught you jerking off and sold the video and pictures to Aya unless if you did her work for her for an eternity? :V :V :VWhat if I want to send Aya pictures/videos of myself jerking off and work for Yukari? :/ Can I at least convince her to write obnoxious and creepy messages on the photos, like "LAWL LOOK HAOW BIG IT SI!!!" and "COAM AND GET IT BERD LAEDY!!!!1!"?
What if Utsuho knew how to make money/actually was capable of a normal person's thought?
I would start to study up on science and try to invent a shrink ray/potion/whatever to shrink myself so I can be in Gensokyo.
What is Suika drank me D:?
What if Sakuya decided that "Screw the SDM, they are not paying me enough" and decided to go elsewhere?I'd catch her and make her my maid. :V
What if it were true that Yukari can appear in people's dreams (based on the PMiSS profile) and appeared in your dreams while you are lucid and you realized that tidbit that she controls the reality of it. Yeah, real mind screw on what you think is real and not real.I'd ask her to give me money enough to have Sakuya as a maid. :V
Also, very, very nice picture you have there. Linked from which doujinshi? [I did not know that they would look so awesome with their suits]My fellow schizophrenic gave me that picture. I haven't read this doujinshi, actually.
I'd catch her and make her my maid. :VFirst off, thanks for the link! Now... the question...
Oh wait, probably I haven't enough money. Oh no.
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I'd ask her to give me money enough to have Sakuya as a maid. :V
Oh wait, probably Yukari would make me work on her for eternety for that. Oh no. T_T
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My fellow schizophrenic gave me that picture. I haven't read this doujinshi, actually.
BTW, Touhou - The White Wolf Shrine Maiden (futatsuki hisame) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3522) :3
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What if Rinnosuke built the Danmaku Colosseum?
Then ZUN would be born as girl.
What if baterry in Toyo-waifu's player died?
What if Tewi played a prank on Flandre, humiliating her badly, and got away with it completely?
Out of pride for the Scarlet lineage, Remilia decides that the SDM would raid the Eientei and thus, Touhou 14 is created.
What if Aya had to find a second job other than journalist?
What if the Touhou Characters became aware of this forum, and knew where we all lived?
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What if Patchouli introduced manga to Flandre?
She kills you, then brings you back as a Shingami for
What if Shikieiki caught you fishing in the Sanzu river?
Flandre starts copying characters from said manga. You can hear "Kame... HAME..." coming from the basement. And patchouli starts looking a lot more harried, because when Flandre DOES detonate that bomb, it won't be pretty.
As for the previous question:She kills you, then brings you back as a Shingami for
your sheer nerve. (i believe the previous poster mistook Shikieiki for Komachi.)
On to my question:
What if Flandre broke into a Brawl match? Or some bright spark opened up a portal which let to *insert game name here*?
It would do the Sanae effect.
Rinnosuke: Haha, fear this mighty weapon!!!
Reimu: Uuuh... You think this weapon who has limited ammo, can only shoot one bullet per fire and occupies your hands frightens me? I- No, WE can all shoot an infinite amount of bullets with a thought!
Rinnosuke: ......Crap.
What if Marisa's broom broke?
What if Thanksgiving were celebrated in Gensokyo. Turkey?
After a short round of talks between the president and Cirno, Cirno would decide that "Eye'm the strongest, that seat belongs to Eye!"
[Just in case: Eye is used due to the contraction that Cirno uses - Atai]
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What if Yuyuko ever ate Youmu's phantom -half/Myon?
Marisa sees a strange figure on the top of stairs, a loli body with a useless ghost on a leash. It is Youmu Konpaku.________
> Sneak though her.
> Ask Youmu Konpaku to not to attack gently.
> Ask Youmu Konpaku to get her ass out of your way not gently.
> Masterspark her in the face!
* remembered Space Rangers' text quests (http://www.desura.com/members/dexp/images/instead-space-rangers-quest-pack) :V *________
What if Yukari began to recruit new shikigamis because Ran ran away?
Shestealsborrows the broom that Reimu uses.
What is Byakuren was given the challenge of making Parsee unjealous?
What if Byakuren was given the challenge of making Parsee unjealous?
What if you could transform into any Touhou?Transform into any touhou? Um... Nitori. I've always been a fan of tech, and (her fear of humans notwithstanding) of all the Touhous, i'd think we'd get along the best. Still has spellcards and danmaku, but speaks my language. Tech language. And it would certainly liven up "job experience" on a resume... and/or save money on tech support/electrician/repair bills.
Whoa. That was like 9 questions ago.Huh? Did my answer get delayed or something? Well, I guess I should answer fonduemaster's question for the sake of sticking to the rules.
What if Yukari had a secret stash of games, which Reimu found? And i mean games for that ELECTRIC SHIKIGAMI. And maybe a couple of consoles, too?Reimu would sell them to the outside world, then realise that outside world money is useless. And the people who bought these games would suddenly find them missing, cause Yukari gapped them back.
Really? I have my issues with some of these answers, so let me thrash them out right now.
I don't know much about Super Paper Mario, so I'm not suited to answer, but just an FYI, we aren't making science here, we're making silly responses to silly questions. While an answer may not be what you would like it to be, no need to go ''No, that wouldn't happen because *logic*''. That's just like someone re-telling a joke without a punchline because it would make more sense.Fogetting to post the next question makes me cry... Er... Lol. Yeah you know what to add.
Most answers here are joke-answers, puns and meme/fandom inspired conclusions. If you're expecting serious answers and end up not being happy when they aren't, go in the miscellaneous questions thread or something.
I don't know much about Super Paper Mario, so I'm not suited to answer, but just an FYI, we aren't making science here, we're making silly responses to silly questions. While an answer may not be what you would like it to be, no need to go ''No, that wouldn't happen because *logic*''. That's just like someone re-telling a joke without a punchline because it would make more sense.
Most answers here are joke-answers, puns and meme/fandom inspired conclusions. If you're expecting serious answers and end up not being happy when they aren't, go in the miscellaneous questions thread or something.
Fair enough.
I'd post a question and answer teh last one, but the last question was mine... So answering it would be kinda silly.
What if Blumiere and Timpani wound up in Gensokyo after the events of Super Paper Mario?Touhou could be a completely different game.
Gun Question:
Yes, perhaps it CAN shoot only one bullet per fire. On the OTHER HAND, A gun is capable of causing SERIOUS PHYSICAL HARM. The spellcard rules mean danmaku is NOT capable of causing physical harm. If there's one bullet from a gun in a touhou, they're going to be in physical agony. Which is not something they normally deal with.
What if Iku taught Tenshi how to dance and she entered a dance competition against Alice, Genji, Remilia and Kyouko?
Byakuren: What happen ?
Shou: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Murasa: We get signal.
Byakuren: What !
Murasa: Main screen turn on.
Byakuren: It?s you !!
NUE: How are you ladies !!
NUE: All your base are belong to us.
NUE: You are on the way to using a continue.
Byakuren: What you say !!
NUE: You have no chance to 1CC make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ?
Murasa: Captain !!
Byakuren: Take off every Holy Palaquins!!
Byakuren: You know what you doing.
Byakuren: Move the Holy Palaquin.
Captain: For the light of the Dharma.
What if Reimu decided to become a witch and Marisa decided to become a Miko?
Before you knew it, Marisa-miko would be getting A LOT of donations, due to her "borrowing", and Reimu would probably want to get out of that stuffy witch outfit, with too much shoulder coverage.
BTW, Marisa was a magician last time I checked I guess...
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What if Aya were to work for a paparazzi magazine in our world?
She'll have lots of people following her in order to obtain fortune.
What if Aya looks at you with a smile, tilts her headed to the side slightly in a way that is considered cute, walks up to you, pets you, and then walks away, never coming back again, thus making you wonder what on earth that was all about just now?
What if Aya obtained the most powerful invention in the history of mankind for paparazzi... THE PINHOLE CAMERA?!She would put in the shrine and wait for Reimu to change clothes.
What if Patchouli was able to control her hindrances?
Reimu: Ha! You're out of spellcards! Victory is mine!!
Patchy: Ha to you! I still have one last card up my sleeve...! ANEMIA SIGN [Unexplained Sudden Weakness]!
*Patchy suddenly goes a full shade paler and collapses weakly, groaning.*
Reimu: ...Huh. *Proceeds to stage 5.*
What if, instead of fast-paced danmaku combat, disputes in Gensokyo were resolved by playing long, highly drawn-out games of shogi?
Different outcomes depending on various factors...
The silly answer would be: She would melt.
But if we put some effort into it...
The underground would not have been introduced, the game would probably be centered around misty lake,
Cirno would become a master of Cold Fusion, the entire incident would be based on how she could finally
show everyone that she is "The strongest", spawn way more jokes about "Being the Strongest", turn Daiyousei
into an EX-Boss and transform the lake into a hotspring in the end.
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What if... Rinnosuke was a playable character?
Quite an answer.
What if Patchouli was as powerful as MeiLing on physical terms, and retained her prowess over spells?Short answer:
That's sounds pretty funny. Could work nicely either as a prank/joke game/mode or some sort of super-hard pacifist mode which unlocks something special at the end.
Tech-Rinnosuke sounds awesome and should at least get his own decimal game.
Short answer:
She would become a purple haired Yuuka, just deadpan and with books instead of flowers.
Elaborate answer:
Marisa would have to put way more effort into stealing her books, if even possible. It would probably cause Marisa to increase her own efforts in a quickly escalating fashion, probably resulting in some sort of mini-incident.
Her stage in EoSD would either be much, much harder or she might appear as some sort of EX-Boss. Koakuma might disappear, since Patchouli would not have needed an assistant. Or perhaps there would be quite a few little-devils running around under Patchy's command, due to her stamina.
The fandom around her would be different as well, probably portraying her as some sort of Juggernaut monster, taking damage without blinking an eye and throwing around minor and major WMD-grade spells, resulting in a whole new overkill-meme. The fanbase would probably compare and/or match her with other powerful characters like Yuuka or Yukari.
She would also likely be a playable character in at least one game.
Cirno would be too dumb to care about donations and keeping the shrine intact and maintained well. And STB's stage 2 would be WAY hard.
What if you could live with Remilia?
What if Sakuya decided to use Tuna fishes instead of knives to fight?
I mean, her powers would allow her not only to know if her pupils actually understands and if not, possibly why they dont understand, but also who is paying attention, who actually tries, who talks behind her back, who bullies who, etc.
What if Touhou and MLP were combined? What would the main things happen?
I take it you meant "is never seen or heard from again".Yeah, I meant that say "never seen or heard from"...
(Otherwise she would just come back, beat Suika up, take her sake for awhile as punishment and that would be that).
But if she is never heard from again...
And if she died, the barrier would disappear.
If she is still alive, but just... gone.
Some time would pass before anyone actually acknowledged that something is wrong.
Suika would start feeling guilty and probably set out to find her.
Marisa would start asking questions after awhile, probably enlisting Alice in the search,
slowly building up to an all out Gensokyo wide investigation comprised of almost everyone.
Yukari would most likely do her own investigation, slowly becoming more aggressive in her investigation.
(on the other hand, she could be the one hiding Reimu)
It would be a whole new incident, but without a clear resolution. No end boss. No Tea party at the end.
In the end, life would continue, just without Reimu.
Marisa and maybe Alice would take Reimus place as the new Youkai exterminator(s).
Yukari would either continue looking for her or start researching new ways to keep the border up.
The Moriya shrine would gain a few more followers.
Suika would either drown herself in sake, to forget, or stop drinking alltogether.
Some would forget her, but others, her friends especially, would remember and wonder what happened to her.
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Since some say Gensokyo is like a pocket dimension...
What if Gensokyo was the size of/encompassed the Earth? Acting more as a parallel dimension.
Alice would've probably got radiation poisoning from building her. Or Okuu was put inside her.
What if Touhou became Katawa Shoujo? Who would be the characters and what would happen?
I would love to answer this, but i haven't the faintest clue what Katawa Shoujo is. I'm only posting this here because A: I'm open to finding out what this thing is, and B: Don't want this thread to auto-lock on us.
Katawa Shoujo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo) is a Visual Novel revolving around a protagonist with a heart condition who is forced(?) to attend a school for disabled children which features several (minorly) disfigured, disabled or seemingly normal girls with crippling ailments to romance. While I have not played it myself, from what I've seen and heard it is, or was, fairly popular and has been recommended several times on many sites.Except the sex scenes :<
Incarnation of MoTK? Hoo boy. Knowledge. Patchy would probably have to Job Change (hah hah) from Librarian/Sage to Elemental Mage. But besides that, the Touhous would probably tag team in a battle with it, since there is no way for them to defeat it one on one. It'll time out any sort of spellcard. It would take the form of... Well, Giygas comes to mind, just less evil and scary. But You Cannot Grasp It's True Form is a definitely a trope that would apply.
What if the fourth wall spontaneously collapsed one day?
(Alright, I know I was bad.)
DON'T YOU SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY.
I give you a 10/10. Would read again.
Same here! Hell, that's some GREAT fanfiction. Think of an opening line and a reason the 4th wall collapsed (simplest one I can think of: One of Yukari's alternate universe counterparts screwed up royally), and shift to first person. Then, post it on www.fanfiction.net! ...
If you'll excuse me, i'm now going to go cry about this missed opportunity. Because i totally missed it. This makes for good fanfiction. Of course, i'm not much of a writer... Actually, do you mind if I use your idea of The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou)? It works better than mine, in which they LEAVE the game and come into reality. Please?
To be honest, I do not see why not.
Me, personally, I wanted to make a IN one and an EoSD one. You can still use the idea though.
I was thinking the "Fourth wall does not protect you" thing (fellow troper here) but yeah. Once you are done, I'd love to read yours.
What if Kyouko echoed an echo?
What if I hugged one of the touhou characters?
What if Remilia went out into the sun?
Eiki will say that she got what she deserves.
What if Touhou + Happy Wheels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Wheels)?
That question was skipped by Ikari. It got lost in the midst of the 4th wall and fan fiction talk.
What if Marisa became a thievery teacher?
What if Yuugi punches Parsee in the abdomen for no reason and then skips away while singing happily, leaving the bridge princess to cringe in pain?
Parsee training some jabs or rope skipping in the bridge to become a better boxing fighter.
What if Reimu decided that in this end of year she'll send all her money to charity?
What if Byakuren... GOT DRUNK!?Byakuren: "THE WORLD OF DHARMA IS FILLED WITH LIGHT.....AND SAKE! BUT MOSTLY SAKE! -giggles-
*Epicness*
What if Suika (or any oni for that matter) was sober?
I lost my shit at the very first sentence, and it only went on. This is gold.
Suika: Reimu c:
Reimu: Ugh, what is it?
Suika: I repaired your warehouse, cleaned up the entire area, built you a new and improved shrine, a gigantic donation box who fills itself magically with money, finished my relative psychological physics Major and managed to clone the Hourai elixir.
Reimu: I... I only only looked away to pick up a penny! H-How is that even possible!?
What if Okuu lost her nuclear powers?
What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?
Fifty Shades of Purple. :getdown:
That was a cheap response ;__;
Remilia: Bet you're jealous of my tan, uh?
Reimu: I couldn't care less.
Remilia: Please! I can taste the jealousy emanating from you. I bet you wish you had gorgeous skin like mine
Reimu: Go away.
Remilia: Why? The jealousy is driving you mad~?
Reimu: *sighs and throws her broom on the ground (shit's gonna get serious)* Would you just shut up already? You're a pathetic excuse for a vampire; You get the ability to go outside without restrictions and get tanned? Only so you can show off? I have no idea how you even thought that was a good idea, lil' mistress scarlet, but it's makes you a laughable youkai. *picks up her broom* And now, I have cleaning to do.
Remilia: *trembling lips* b-b-b-but... Uuuuuuu, Sakuyaaaa ;__;
What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?
Fifty Shades of Purple. :getdown:
What if Tewi went Bugs Bunny for a day?
What if Rinnosuke started selling cosmetic products in Gensokyo, since the real world lost faith in them?
What if Rinnosuke started selling cosmetic products in Gensokyo, since the real world lost faith in them?
What if Miko lost her earmuffs?
Because god damn it do I hate those two books.As you should.
What if Miko lost her earmuffs?Futo: Crown prince, where are your earmuffs?
What if instead of asthma Patchoulli had morbid obesity?She still wouldn't leave the library.
Gensokyo, 18th April.
The air is cold... A storm is brewing.
Alice's house, the forest of magic, 10:00 AM
*knock *knock*
Alice: ...Uh? I wasn't expecting someone... Must be Marisa... *opens the door*
Shinki: *storms in, bringing with her dramatic lightning* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE COME TO EXACT MY REVENGE!!!
Alice: W-what!?
Shinki: HOW DARE YOUUUU!!!!! I've been waiting for news since months! ;__; So how's your life? Did you get a girlfriend left? I made wheat cookies. I brought you this shirt I made myself. I bought you a new blender. Can I have a cup of tea? I haven't heard of you since forever! You've grown so much! Do you have a girlfriend?
Alice: MooOoooOoom ;__;
Marisa: *enters* Hey there, ze~
Shinki: YOU! IT'S YOU, THE WITCH WHO F*CKED UP MY REALM >:C
Marisa: Sh*t c:
Shinki: *blows up the forest*
*raises hand*
If you write Fifty Shades of Purple, be aware I will write Twilight - Touhou Style.
Because god damn it do I hate those two books.
Remilia: Bet you're jealous of my tan, uh?
Reimu: I couldn't care less.
Remilia: Please! I can taste the jealousy emanating from you. I bet you wish you had gorgeous skin like mine
Reimu: Go away.
Remilia: Why? The jealousy is driving you mad~?
Reimu: *sighs and throws her broom on the ground (shit's gonna get serious)* Would you just shut up already? You're a pathetic excuse for a vampire; You get the ability to go outside without restrictions and get tanned? Only so you can show off? I have no idea how you even thought that was a good idea, lil' mistress scarlet, but it's makes you a laughable youkai. *picks up her broom* And now, I have cleaning to do.
Remilia: *trembling lips* b-b-b-but... Uuuuuuu, Sakuyaaaa ;__;
What if Patchouli wrote an erotic novel?
Uuu, my what if ;_;
Jk yours is better.
Marisa wouldn't be a playable character in PCB. Because she wouldn't have a soul.
What if Sakuya decided to change jobs?
I...
*slowly starts clapping*
You have my respect. *bows to you*
Also, thanks for the recognition, I thought this was gonna be sporked to hell and back. Your tags for badfics helped in my writing... I hoped to get a few laughs off you guys.
Oh my, I would feel terrible because it's actually well written xD I KNOW I could be a nit-pick, so if you REALLY want it to be sporked, well... That could be arranged.
If all heroines ganged together for a massive incident, think of the final spell.
Scarlet Butterflies of the Imperishable Judgement of the Subterranean Faith of Fantastica Desires.
I'm crying just thinking about it. It would unleash waves of huge red bubbles, waving lines of butterflies, eye-raping flows of blue bullets, gigantic purple beams, gravity pulling, colorful amulets being launched around before spinning in circles while desires fall around you, trying to ram into your hitbox.
What if Futo reverted to being a plate and Miko a sword?
BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. ONLY. I REPEAT. ONLY. Cause you still have Dreams of (Yuri) Paradise to tend to...
Oh don't worry, Mervin has to make the table of contents for it, so I've got plenty of free time. It'll... probably hurt. I may try my very first solo sporking too c:
But where is the question, dear Ran-Rii.
What if Youmu's sword were replaced with bread sticks?
Since there's no other question I have one.
What if Yuyuko went on a diet?
What if Futo reverted to being a plate and Miko a sword?
What if Cirno had accepted Yukari's offer to become one of her shikigami's?
Massive brawl to decide who steps out. Loser is either Cirno or Wriggle, but it doesn't matter because the elevator has now been wrecked.
What if Letty, Flandre, Rin, Wriggle, Seiga, Sakuya, Momiji, Eirin, Akyu, Sanae, and Cirno go into an elevator, trigger the overload alarm, and decide that one of them must step out?
Massive brawl to decide who steps out. Loser is either Cirno or Wriggle, but it doesn't matter because the elevator has now been wrecked.
Please post the next question...
(I wanna make anothe fic outta a question again, if I have the inspiration for that question. So far, none.)
How about "What if Utsuho was only PRETENDING to be a birdbrain as to trick Kanako into giving her the powers of the Yatageratsu!"? :VThen I guess she will use it to quickly finish her "job". :?
I bust out a mirror ball and go Saturday Night Fever. Iku gets a school of clownfish for backup dancers. Psy arrives from nowhere and it goes downhill from there. In Touhou 14, Iku is playable with dance-related spellcards, everything from Thriller through to the Macarena.
I bust out a mirror ball and go Saturday Night Fever. Iku gets a school of clownfish for backup dancers. Psy arrives from nowhere and it goes downhill from there. In Touhou 14, Iku is playable with dance-related spellcards, everything from Thriller through to the Macarena.... :getdown:
What if Santa visited Gensokyo?
What if Cirno played with Flandre?Before doing that, Remilia would make her sign a contract not blaming them for any injuries, mental, physical, or spiritual, that might result from playing with Flandre. As well as ANOTHER contract stating she'd come back and do it again the next day if she was still alive. Which, being a fairy, she would be. Flandre would have a playmate for life, Remilia could relax easy, and Cirno would be out of everyone's hair! Except for Cirno, everyone wins!
No question? Okay...
What if Bane breaks Flandre?
And what if... Zun kept Marisa a redhead instead of making her blonde?
we would probably have more Meiling X marisa doujins for one.
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What if the next incident involved all the gals somehow becoming pregnant with every 2 stages being a trimester and the EX stage being after the pregnancy?
Ahem... My question about Bane breaking Flandre?
I think we need to get more organized here...
What if Dodonpachi met Touhou?
Then the next Touhou game, which is supposed to be a fighting game, will feature stages as inside armored sky carriers, in deep space, underwater...forget random weather effects, you're gonna get random PLANET effects.
To get back to that Batman themed question - what if Flandre Scarlet was the villain in a Batman movie?
What if Super Smash Bros. Touhou Edition? Character names, Final Smashes, B + Direction, A + Direction, Grab, Shield, Throw... give me a whole roster of moves! I understand this is going to take more than one person...
What if Parsee viciously attacks people she is jealous of?She'd most likely lose, cause she'd keep picking fights with opponents that are much stronger than her. Also, Reimu would beat her ass into submission, cause she'd be classified as an extremely hostile youkai. Also for some reason this (http://i.imgur.com/KR5sD.png) came to mind...I wonder why? Oh... (http://i.imgur.com/1StGQ.png)
Parsee wouldn't be jealous anymore.
What if Satori read her own mind?
What if Marisa stopped stealing precious things and instead left gifts lying around in everyone else's house?
Want more SSB?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5681268/111/Touhou-Journey-to-the-Smashing-Beyond
At the end of most of the following chapters.
You can totally pick which one you want when you answer it. Take it easy :3
Then Miko would use her ability to find people who had a desire to pull her cheeks, and lived happily ever after.
What if the people in the forum with character themed names (some examples - Ran Yakumo, Yukarin, Reimu HakureiSM) were the actual girls from Gensokyo? Assuming some of them don't get banned for having multiple accounts?
Then in that case, we got a serious problem when those people get bored, since they know about us. Especially if YUKA was there. It's not just here, either. The same thing happens on Youtube. Sanae Kochiya was a username who every comment i see is like an RP.
What if Eirin teamed up with GlaDOS?
What if Reimu had a sex change?
What if Reimu had a sex change?
What if Rinnosuke had a sex change?
What if Aya found the secret to what makes Danmaku and flight work, and wrote an article about it? And, say, a paper slipped through the border? Hmm... possible fanfic idea?
They reappear alive and well again, like Kenny from South Park.
Well,I mean if they're killed off for real :/Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.
What if Tokiko's real name is something cute, like Mimi or Nana?Rinnosuke suddenly gets a lot of grief over bullying cute "Mimi-tan" from her legions of fans in Gensokyo, Aya cackles at the sudden boost in her Newspaper's popularity. Meanwhile, Hayate is in talks with Cirno to try to work on her cuteness to contest the Bunbunmaru once more, her research showed that a surprising number of people have a thing for cute tomboys.
What if Yukari showed Reimu that there were many other Gensokyo-type barriers all over the world, each one maintained by a family of shaman/priests like the Hakurei have done? And all of them have fragments (including Reimu) of the same god?
Marisa asks for "precious things" to be donated, while Reimu "borrows" money for a lifetime.
What if Orange became annoying?
She comes with the ability to change anything into liquid by biting them as well.She would be Peppy.
What if Hina rolls instead of spins?
She would be Peppy.
What if Tewi did a barrel roll?
What if Touhou + Minecraft? <---- This one I've GOTTA hear...One more answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05E1KH5CYbQ)
Creepers now look like human girls, 'nuff said.ZUN's wrath shall reach the heavens and Pixar shall know the meaning of the word fear.
What if Pixar made a Touhou movie (obviously 3D)?
Makai would be divided by zero.DID YOU NOT SEE THE OHWAITSHEDID!?
I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...wat :I
I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...
What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?
At the very least, give an answer that qualifies REMOTELY as an answer.But I did... :(
But I did... :(
"I've never watched them." hardly counts as an answer. At the VERY least, you put that down, but you don't get to ask a question.
Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.
Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.
Since there was no question for me to answer:
What if...
Eiji Hino, aka Kamen Rider OOO, found himself in Gensokyo? Oh, and due to the nature of Gensokyo, he has the Medals, OOO Driver, and O-Scanner, back with him.
I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...is, a non-answer. I mean, I understand silly answers, but that's just rude.
What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?
What if Gensokyo was made furry? What kind of animals the characters (only the main, main-ish and maybe the recent ones. All of them to be listed and changed would be kinda BS for you guys ;o ) would be?
And technically, you did have a question to answer if you're going to defend HawkPath1337's answer.was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?My apologies then.
Don't want to get into a flame war, mind you. Just trying to explain that there's a difference between "not getting the answer you wanted" and an answer that DOESN'T address the question and only exists so that the person can ask their question.
What if Eirin was the head of the FDA? (Food and Drug Administration, for non-Americans. They're the ones in charge of exhaustively testing new foods and medicines.)One of two things, either:
The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.
What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?
The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.ZUN not having the rights to the PC-98 characters isn't true, mind you.
What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?
Her donation box would actually contain something.
What if Reimu didn't have exposed armpits?
What if Rosalie (from Twilight) and Flandre swapped places?
(Rosalie was the one who Jacob made 50 blonde jokes about)
What if Yukari didn't have Ran and had to do everything herself?The question is slightly incorrect. If Yukari didn't have have Ran, she would enslave somebody else. Maybe you, what do you think?
What if the Touhou characters played ice hockey? And stayed within the rules? (i.e. NO FLYING since it ruins the point of the ice.)
What if you went outside and found yourself being followed by Orin?
I would hug her and sing, "harmony, harmony, oh love~"
What if they made a Touhou vs Capcom game?
What if you were gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power (I always wonder what I would do since I watched DiTR)
Unlimited Blade Works, obviously~
Now, person below me, same question because I am SO DAMN CREATIVE~
Gapped into Gensokyo with unlimited power...
Realise that power was bestowed upon me by Yukari for her own terrifying reasons. Hope I am genre savvy enough to avoid the Diamond in the Rough Brolli scenario's. Request Chen take in my old cat before he dies. Take Ran on a date. Play kendo with Youmu. Donate to the Hakurei Shrine. Visit Kiene's school.
Make spellcards so that I don't get owned by Cirno because I have none. Avoid sunflowers. Play Mahjong with Yukari, Yuyuko, and Reimu.
Basically it comes down to 'have fun with all the characters' and hope to promote them to 'people' and maybe even 'friends'. After all, even if you have unlimited power, you never have the power to make somebody like you, and ultimately isn't that what you want if you could visit Gensokyo? You can't fake that. If you really did meet all those people, they are the ones who have amazing powers or backstories, and you are just you. Why would they ordinarily take any notice of you? Isn't that the best part? Gensokyo is all around you all the time. It's up to you to be worth them noticing you.
But...
What if there really was that old abandoned shrine nearby, and you could visit anytime you wanted? Just pay the 100 yen fee, clap twice, and when you turned around, there was a different world waiting.
Also, why would you need spellcards? You can just open a few gaps and hit Cirno with her OWN bullets. Much more satisfying!
Because the rules of spellcard duelling say that when you run out of cards, you lose! If you start with none, Cirno auto-wins :D
The addition of lots of males at once will drive the fanbase away.
What if Momiji, Youmu, Iku, Reimu, Alice, Yuyuko and several more got hired to reenact Okamiden?
What if Flandre found Majora's Mask? I don't mean the game, I mean the mask itself. (There's probably already fanfiction about that, I've seen plenty of fanart...)
Then her 2nd form would not only be hilarious (who remembers that silly thing? :getdown:) but it would be cute and deadly too. :ohdear: I already can't unsee that.
Edit: Oh yeah. This post is assuming, of course, that she uses the mask too and doesn't just break it or something.
What if there was a Mario-Kart-like Touhou game? And there's like bonus pointsthat don't really matter :Vif you can make a good replacement for each item.
E2: Answer however you'd like, but I'll be more specific, as "what if" doesn't work too well here.
What would the incident be this time around, who done it, why do it, what happens because of it, etc... Any, all, none of the above, or anything in between. Don't take it super seriously. :V
I know people can answer as they wish here, but I really do hope that they don't take things too seriously... The atmosphere here is very... serious... The old thread was more enjoyable and gave better laughs... This is starting to become the miscellaneous question thread already...
Seems whenever I ask a philosophical question about Gensokyo, someone invokes what it would do to the fanbase as a cop-out answer.Thanks for giving me a great idea for a MUGEN/create.swf series on Youtube! I'm working on adding music to the first episode; the beta is here:
*sigh* Not much I can do about that, but I can say it annoys me. So yeah. It annoys me.
I don't see your reasoning behind one of these choices, so I'll bite. Why did you choose Alice? I mean, I get Momiji (Chibi), and Reimu (Hard to miss when comment after comment points it out). Yuyuko I guess I kinda get (Manpuku?) Youmu (Kurow), I get. I can sort of see where you're coming from with Iku (Nanami). Why Alice (Kuni), though? That's the one character I don't get...
To answer your question, there's no way they'd be able to without a massive brainwashing. They just don't have the same personalities. If they did, any other characters would be like "who are you, and what have you done with the real X?"
What if Yukari created Facebook as a means to learn about all of us? Or at the very least had the entire comment/status code hooked? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooking)That would explain how the kappa know as much about science as they do. I'm also sure that many people would want to chat with the people of Gensokyo, only to be rejected and maybe eaten/played with.
Yeah... um. Reimu then goes and beats up everyone in the previous chain mentioned. Because mess with her donation box, and you're S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
What if Touhou and MARIO PARTY?
So what? He's single, and everyone else would overpower him anyway. :D
What if Team Touhou took on Team Fighters (Smash Bros, Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat) with NO FLIGHT ABILITIES? (Yukari orchestrated the event, so no, you cannot declare her the winner.)
They still have danmaku, and these games have a 2d style, so easy win for girls who do their best. Plus, Yukari orchestrated it, so it's obviously biased to be in her favor. Ingenious crone...
What if the Moriya Shrine elected its god but with unlimited reelections possible, and Kanako's term as shrine god was up? As a follow-up, what if her opponents were Ronald McDonald, Shrek, and Bill Nye (Not to mention Suwako trying to get her shrine back), and who would win, as well as what would happen as a result of the person's election?
Forgetting to post questions seem to be common now, isn't it?
What if Mokou "accidentally" "lost" "a few" of Kaguya's video games? Including her save file with one million hours on it!
Mokou would spend an "eternity" looking for it. It would likely be miraculously found after a short time.Reimu would become the eternally lazy red-white miko. No, seriously, there would be more verbal jabs and Eirin would spend less time researching/plotting. Some lunarian eyebrows will be raised.
What if Kaguya decided she wants to solve incidents too?
What would happen if Koishi and Youki came across each other?Youki: I've finally caught you, young youkai. You hide from people who would love you. Why is that?
What would happen if Chen, Orange and Meiling got in a fight?
Reimu would resolve the Incident.
What if Daiyousei usurped Cirno and became the strongest?
What if Kaguya punished evil in the name of the moon?
What if Yukari and Yuyuko were lesbians and accidentally give birth to a child?
What would the child be like and what would Youmu, Ran, Chen And Reimu think about this?
What if Koakuma accidentally filed away Alice's Grimoire, and she had to hunt it down in Voile while trying not to be discovered by Patchouli? Marisa is not allowed to intervene, she's currently drunk and would be of no use.Alice would sneak in, metal gear mari-er...Alice style.
What if Tokiko were the next Touhou game's EX boss?
Many people would be in need of special "amputations". According to her, doing these puts food on the table. Also, any threat of a malpractice suit would be met with a "Is that so?"
She's the invincible doctor. Any objections to her practices will either be eate- I mean, "have to get surgery," or will be Is That So'd. Best doctor ever.
What if I ask someone else to come up with a question because I'm lazy?
What if Touhou crossed over with Gundam? (Ignoring the fact that the fans have done it before. Wonder what happened to that ZZ Gundam+Touhou vid..)Then Our Hiso Tensoku would be Touhou's official theme song.
Since nobody dies in Danmaku and death is permenant in Fire Emblem. One hit costs you a life and you would only have one so Danmaku is now sudden death. Or everything is team based 6v6 or something and anyone hit is out and sits on the sidelines drinking until only one side has any people left.Plus the weirdness of mother, and the plot of touhou: mother.
Reimu and the crew would treat his Squiddliness's appearance as an Incident and resolve it thusly.Then we wouldn't get so many silly hats.
What if ZUN wasn't a drinker?
Then we wouldn't get so many silly hats.Because according to Akyuu, Mouko already is one.
Why haven't a character been included in the Touhou-verse whose occupation is ninja?
Because according to Akyuu, Mouko already is one.Then it'll be like this (LINK IS NSFW, obviously)
What if every one in Touhou were boys instead of girls?
Then it'll be like thisPlease host the images yourself. I'm pretty sure that site doesn't allow direct linking.
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What if everyone's abilities don't have a limit, as long as they trained it, eventually breaking all logic like Reimu's did?
What if Ichirin was Unzan's hitbox? :V
What if Unzan was Ichirin's hitbox?Then you have the largest freaking hitbox in a shooter ever.
Then Murasa's a ghost.Guh, I totally typo'd and made myself look stupid :ohdear:
What if Unzan was Ichirin's hitbox?
The world would be made into a sun by Utsuho, but it would be a cold star thanks to Cirno and Letty, and emit no light thanks to Rumia.
What if Suzunaan came into possession of a copy of The King In Yellow?
What if Gensokyo got a movie theater?Nothing, as no one in Gensokyo knows how to make firls and they don't have films before hand. Unless the theater came with some films, then they have some old films to watch.
Nothing, as no one in Gensokyo knows how to make firls and they don't have films before hand. Unless the theater came with some films, then they have some old films to watch.
Okay, back on track guys..It'd be a Noh Theater obviously.
What if Gensokyo got a movie theater?
It'd be a Noh Theater obviously.
What if there was a Morgan Freeman 2hu?
Damn, that would be one sexy voiced 2hu.fix'd. You guys can continue with this guy's question now.
What all of Gensokyo saw all of the fanon in Touhou?
What all of Gensokyo saw all of the fanon in Touhou?
What if Marisa's Hakkero overloaded during a Master Spark?There would be a Mastersplosion.
There would be a Mastersplosion.
What if Ichirin's rings broke?
Then she'd melt them down and make a necklace. Which would be ten times more powerful.
What if Kokoro used Majora's Mask?
The Lunarians would be in for a shock visit to the 'impure' Earth.
What if Nue actually WAS an alien?
Then the UFO extra stage would have the same plot of "Alien", except with alot more lolis.
What if Yuyuko found her body buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi?
What if Youmu was a full ghost?
She would no longer have the advantage of having half of her a (somewhat) separate entity.
What if The Combine (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Combine) found Gensokyo during the Seven-Hour War?
What if ZUN retired from Touhou?
The entire fandom would be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
what if Utsuho caused an underground Supernova?
What if someone ripped Miko's shiny new cape? (accidental or intentional, your choice)That would cause the second greatest CHARISMA BREAK next to Remilia
What if Professor Oak was kidnapped and Nue tried to pose as him? Yeah, I'm bored...
What if all the EX Bosses were merged into a single entity?
What if Koishi cosplayed as Satori and vice versa?
Orin would be thoroughly confused, and Utsuho would think that Satori got a lot more laid back, while Koishi suddenly became irritable. And visible.
What if Gensokyo discovered the glory of bacon?
What if Komachi were to beat up Miko or Futo for their "fake" immortality (like what she did to Tenshi)?
What if Patchouli meets Kokoro?It would create an emotional void so large, it would make a black hole destroying Gensokyo!
What if Youmu went on strike and stopped feeding Yuyuko?
Logically, Yuyuko would have some Myon for dinner.
What if Yukari met her polar opposite?
Assuming that they hate each other, they'd self mutilate themselves.Then Aya would Illusionary Dominate everyone.
What if Fast & Furious Gensokyo style?
What if Gensokyo hosted the next Olympic Games?
What if Touhou X Pokemon Colosseum?Touhoumon Colosseum? Plot of TH14 with Pok?mon?
What if the Youkai Mountain became a Youkai Hill
Then this. (http://"http://s1113.photobucket.com/user/Cybeast_Falzar/story/10477") I made it long ago...
What if someone emerged in Gensokyo with the power to shrink anything?
What if Touhoumon X Fire Emblem?
What if Reimu gave her gohei to Marisa, who gave her broom to Sakuya, who gave her knives to Reimu?
They come back to haunt her when she visits Yuyuko.If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).
What if Kyuubey decided to try Gensokyo for its mission of destroying entropy? (I FREAKING HATE KYUUBEY, by the way.)
If some stuff has to believe, Kyuubey cannot make contracts with Touhou cast since they are magical girls already (even few of them being witches).
What if Kasen tried to destroy Youmu's spirit half?
What if Marisa actually returned a book to Patchouli for once?This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0)
What if Cirno could summon Celsius? (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Celsius)
What if Touhou characters actually looked like their ZUN art?Kaguya would still be the prettiest. Also to answer Cybeast's question; Nitori would probably modify it to fire cucumbers! :D *shot*
Like, Gensokyo is actually a land of physically-deformed mashed potato girls and everything ZUN drew was completely accurate.
What ifI would call the police on both of you.my waifuKaguya were to walk into your bedroom?
I would call the police on both of you.
If you're posting here, please put down the next question so that other people can have something to answer.Oh, I forgot. Sorry about that. :ohdear:
What if the reason why everyone looks the way the do is because ZUN was hoping for a claymation adaptation of his games?Then we're going to need a lot of clay.
Genji was actually a plant-girl-turtle and reproduced via cuttings. Reimu realises that the foreclosure was a fairy prank and she's been supporting them with fake rent for years. Great Fairy Wars then has a sequel "The Revenge of Reimu". In order to pay for her shrine and donation box Reimu uses the reward for rendering Gensokyo temperarily Fairyless and sets up a baby turtle charity (Genjaid) with promises to enlarge the pond so they don't die and using surplus money for home improvements.
What if the Myouren Temple became a Nighclub?
What if every fan character was real, and just got eaten by Yuyuko before they could actually interfere with incidents?
Yuyuko would, for a few hours, be full.
What if the Saigyou Ayakashi and Exdeath (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Exdeath#Story) are the same entity, or what if both were born from the same parent tree?
What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles visited Gensokyo?
What if Reisen broke her finger... then fired?
what if kanako began using the internet to regain faith in the outside world
The first person to troll kanako is going to have a really bad day...Then everybody and their dog would probably turn any badly translated sentence into a meme.
what if the touhou games were translated as badly as Zero Wing? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg)
Then everybody and their dog would probably turn any badly translated sentence into a meme.
What if the outside world just suddenly fused with Gensokyo?
What is Shiki decidied to retire and Cirno took her place?
what if the events of fallout happened in the touhou verse keeping in mind that it still occured in the outside world.
What if Cave Johnson went to Gensokyo?He and Kanako would team up to create SCIENCE!
Nah. Better question. What if Frog from Chrono Trigger met Cirno?
This is in the ending where Magus is with the party and Frog is still a frog... there's other endings where he's human again, but they mess with this question.
I dunno. :derp: ???
What if the Prisimriver Sisters have been in all of the games, playing the songs, but off-screen, and Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc. didn't notice them there until PCB?
What if the Prisimriver Sisters have been in all of the games, playing the songs, but off-screen, and Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, etc. didn't notice them there until PCB?
Then Reimu and Sanae would become the dynamic duo, and fight the master spark firing monochromatic witch.
What if Solid Snake snuck into Gensokyo?
Then everyone would begin fireing at the funny box with a red "!" over it. And also:
Kanako: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
What if Princess Inada wasn't scolding Minoriko?
I'd join, though I would lose though due to that ONE ability of Hina.A whole new meaning will be given to "disco machine".
What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?
Then shit would insta burn.
What if... Kaguya had quit being a NEET?
Okay, so she quit being a NEET. Now instead of playing videogames all day, she creates them. (shhh, dont tell anyone, but... she also gives her favorite character an unfair advantage over whoever she thinks Mokou is likely to pick)She would probably have Keine erase all traces of the game ever being created, thus likely reverting Kaguya to her usual NEETy self.
Now I guess my question will add on to this. What if, while playing a few (un)friendly matches of said game, Mokou found out that Kaguya unbalanced the characters on purpose?!
What if Nitori met Miror B. from Pokemon Colosseum?
What if Touhou was made by an American? AND contained the same cast.
What if Reimu goes to the Moriya Shrine, punches Sanae across the face really hard, and then walks away, all without saying anything or making a single sound?
This makes me think of a scene from Mass Effect 2 (http://youtu.be/QnEDQc-FrCo?t=45s)... lolThen Amelia Earhart is actually Remilia Earhart.
Everyone stays away from Reimu for the rest of the day, since it is obvious she is in a very bad mood...
What if the Bermuda Triangle is actually a gigantic gap that opens whenever Yukari falls asleep?
What if the Moriya Shrine and Hakurei Shrine collaborated to make a single massive shrine in the hopes of a complete faith monopoly?
What is Remilia met the vampires from Twilight?
What if Patchouli stole books from Marisa?
What if Megaman wound up in Gensokyo? (Gee, I'm really reaching with my questions, aren't I?)
She would have some sort of disorder or something.
What if ROHL (Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor) was canon and/or an official Touhou game?
What if Gensokyo was infected with Blorbs? (Play M&L 3 to know what that is)
Thenallmost characters would be dead, maybe including Kirito (I forgot his name, I think)
What if everyone's ability can be explained with science?
Shiki would be out of the job.
What if the moon was going to crash into Gensokyo in three days?
Then they would look ugly. (No offense)Then everybody would have to stop drinking, if they want to live.
What if Suika died of alcohol poisoning?
Then in that case, Nitori must know a secret maintenance entrance or something.
What if Reimu decided to haul you to Gensokyo out of boredom?
What if Maribel is actually Yukari's daughter?