Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172228 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #510 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:49:36 PM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 28, 2009, 11:44:28 PM

>Hug Yugi was well

>You know in those earlier episodes of Star Trek, where people would get close to the borg? Then the borg would do that one-hand push thing that sends then flying? Yugi pretty much does that before you can hug her.
>You can't see Mystia's reaction, due to falling, but she quickly turns and walks away to join the crowd watching the Prismrivers.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #511 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:56:55 PM »

>Catch up to mystia, hug her and ask her to tend to your Yugi inflicted wounds.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #512 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:12:50 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 28, 2009, 11:56:55 PM

>Catch up to mystia, hug her and ask her to tend to your Yugi inflicted wounds.

>You find that Mystia has taken a seat near Kaguya, and is conversing with her. As such, you take her rather by surprise, causing her to screech most alarmingly. Kaguya regards you with a neutral expression, as Mystia says, "T-t-this is the guy I w-was t-t-talking ab bout..."

>_

Herasy · « **Reply #513 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:14:13 AM »

>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #514 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:18:18 AM »

Quote from: Herasy on June 29, 2009, 12:14:13 AM

>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail

>Kaguya looks a bit large to steal, but who says you're not up for a challenge? But before you can make your move, Mystia tackles you and says, "D-don't do any weird things to her!"
>Kaguya raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #515 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Purjew on June 29, 2009, 12:18:18 AM

Quote from: Herasy on June 29, 2009, 12:14:13 AM
>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail

>Kaguya looks a bit large to steal, but who says you're not up for a challenge? But before you can make your move, Mystia tackles you and says, "D-don't do any weird things to her!"
>Kaguya raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.

>_

>Ask very sweetly what Mystia means by weird things while ruffling her hair.

>Comment on how cute Mystia is when she's angry

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #516 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:22:22 AM »

>Check on any rabbits that can be used to fill the wrath of the flail. Of someone else cares about their well-being, I'll be damned.

deslar`ris · « **Reply #517 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:34:51 AM »

> Seriously, how much damage can we take?
> Sit down and chat instead of jumping the gun
> Catch the Prismrivers after the concert

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #518 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:00:27 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 12:19:20 AM

>Ask very sweetly what Mystia means by weird things while ruffling her hair.

>Comment on how cute Mystia is when she's angry

>"Y-y-you know what I mean! So don't!" Mystia exclaims. She looks about ready to cry again at your compliment.

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 29, 2009, 12:22:22 AM

>Check on any rabbits that can be used to fill the wrath of the flail. Of someone else cares about their well-being, I'll be damned.

>While it is likely that no one except maybe Tewi would care about the rabbits, you cannot see them doing much to enhance the Flail of Cirnobyl.

Quote from: deslar`ris on June 29, 2009, 12:34:51 AM

> Seriously, how much damage can we take?
> Sit down and chat instead of jumping the gun
> Catch the Prismrivers after the concert

>Probably until you die.
>You have a seat next to Mystia and across from Kaguya, creating a definite illusion that you're going to behave.
>The Primsrivers are still going, but it shouldn't be long til they wrap things up, you think.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #519 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:03:38 AM »

>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #520 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:10:32 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 01:03:38 AM

>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care

>Do this until the concert ends, and then sneak up to the backstage.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #521 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:36:29 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 01:03:38 AM

>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 29, 2009, 01:10:32 AM

>Do this until the concert ends, and then sneak up to the backstage.

>You do this, and things pass slowly and awkwardly. Mystia stammers a few pleasantly, and you can't help but get the feeling that if she thought she could pull it off, she'd probably give you a knifing. Which is a new feeling, at least from Mystia. You cousl swear you hear Cirno chuckling, too.
>The concert hasn't really come to an end, but Lyrica seems to be playing a solo, whilst Merlin and Lunasa go off stage.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #522 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:48:02 AM »

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>The concert hasn't really come to an end, but Lyrica seems to be playing a solo, whilst Merlin and Lunasa go off stage.

Bullshit. A single trumpet player can't DO that.

But, anyway

>make mental note to never sleep around mystia. Unless she's tied up and we are sleeping WITH her.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #523 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:18:24 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 01:48:02 AM

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>make mental note to never sleep around mystia. Unless she's tied up and we are sleeping WITH her.

>You make a mental note. It's odd, you've never gotten much worse than horrible embarrassment and hesitation of out her til this point.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #524 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:50:20 AM »

>Oh yeah, and what's our relationship number now?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #525 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:53:32 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 02:50:20 AM

>Oh yeah, and what's our relationship number now?

>Five Dense.

>_

Schpwuette · « **Reply #526 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:01:27 AM »

It all went sour after trying to hug Yuugi.
Or was it while we were unconscious, getting our kidney back?
I can't help but wonder what went on during that time...

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #527 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:06:25 AM »

Quote from: Schpwuette on June 29, 2009, 03:01:27 AM

It all went sour after trying to hug Yuugi.
Or was it while we were unconscious, getting our kidney back?
I can't help but wonder what went on during that time...

Oh yeah, I can't believe I didn't think about how that would affect the relationship with Mystia.

We should test this hypothesis by repeating the circumstances

>Give Mystia a kiss on the cheek, and hug Kaguya

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #528 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 03:06:25 AM

>Give Mystia a kiss on the cheek, and hug Kaguya

>It is like kissing a metal pole, what with how tense Mystia is. Then you reach for Kaguya, and Mystia drives an elbow into your side. "W-why can't you act decently in front of Houraisan-Sama?! That's all I asked!"
>Kaguya frowns a little, and directs her attention to Lyrica's performance.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #529 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:24:04 AM »

>Tell her: "Why is it wrong for me to hug people? It doesn't really mean anything...but you dear...you are worthy of more than hugs". Finish this with a knowing smirk, and give her another kiss.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #530 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:30:11 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on June 29, 2009, 03:24:04 AM

>Tell her: "Why is it wrong for me to hug people? It doesn't really mean anything...but you dear...you are worthy of more than hugs". Finish this with a knowing smirk, and give her another kiss.

>"Stop it," Mystia says. Kaguya glances from the show and chuckles a little.
>"Dude, you are stone cold," says the Flail of Cirnobyl, in tones that would imply an immanent brofist, were a flail able to do such things.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #531 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:36:21 AM »

>Mental note: Later there is going to be a lot of retribution on Mystia's way.

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #532 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:47:12 AM »

>Ask Mystia about the time Yuugi told her she didn't see anything. [reply #394]

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #533 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:56:10 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 29, 2009, 03:36:21 AM

>Mental note: Later there is going to be a lot of retribution on Mystia's way.

>You think of various mean things to do to Mystia. You jerk.

Quote from: Mr_Bob on June 29, 2009, 07:47:12 AM

>Ask Mystia about the time Yuugi told her she didn't see anything. [reply #394]

>At first, Mystia says she didn't see anything. But Kaguya inclines her head curiously, causing Mystia to blush anew, and say "Well...one time I saw her and Marisa...having an argument. And...Marisa won. I think they were arguing about how one is the same thing as .999... Yugi got really mad about it, she hates losing a whole lot. She told me I didn't see anything, and then she started reading all the time."
>Kaguya smiles at the story, and gives Mystia a little pat on the hand in reassurance. Mystia stammers a sort of thanks, achieving nightlight levels of blushing again.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #534 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:57:18 AM »

> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #535 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:39:37 AM »

Quote from: Pako on June 29, 2009, 07:57:18 AM

> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).

>Better yet, get one for your future daughter as well. *Wink to Mystia*

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #536 on:** June 29, 2009, 09:56:53 AM »

Quote from: Pako on June 29, 2009, 07:57:18 AM

> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).

Quote from: Mr_Bob on June 29, 2009, 08:39:37 AM

>Better yet, get one for your future daughter as well. *Wink to Mystia*

>Mystia says, "I-I'm going to s-stay with Houraisan-sama... We were t-talking... Maybe you could point to me? I'll w-wave"

>_

Pako · « **Reply #537 on:** June 29, 2009, 10:17:05 AM »

> go daddy mode, say to Mystia: Daddy is going to get you an autograph! and sprint as fast as you can backstage.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #538 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:47:02 PM »

>You sprint toward backstage, or what passes for it; really it's just behind the gazebo. As you do, the Flail of Cirnobyl is definitely cackling. "You totally wrecked her shit, that was great!"
>Behind the gazebo, Merlin is off to the side, draining the spit valve from her trumpet.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #539 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:52:04 PM »

> Say: miss Merlin mine daughter is a big fan of you and always wanted an autograph from you before she dies! she has cancer you know *start crying*