Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 171212 times)

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #90 on:** June 20, 2009, 05:40:41 AM »

>Smear Ectoplasm on face like War Paint

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #91 on:** June 20, 2009, 05:45:56 AM »

You have the stomped backpack right?
& Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper so the next logical step would be to combine these items to form
Spiked Backpack (defensive wear) and Hobo Penny one time use explosive device.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #92 on:** June 20, 2009, 05:50:13 AM »

>Poke Nitori with copper spike. In the ass.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #93 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:47:46 AM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 20, 2009, 05:40:41 AM

>Smear Ectoplasm on face like War Paint

>Oh god that's cold! You smear the freezing and goopy ectoplasm on your face. It's kinda see-through, but it's there. Hopefully someone won't think you got sneezed on by a hippo or summat.

Quote from: Manhattan-fairy on June 20, 2009, 05:45:56 AM

You have the stomped backpack right?
& Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper so the next logical step would be to combine these items to form
Spiked Backpack (defensive wear) and Hobo Penny one time use explosive device.

>That's a good idea! You should enter that into the parser.

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 05:50:13 AM

>Poke Nitori with copper spike. In the ass.

>She's reclining face up. So you do the next best thing and prod her in the hip a little bit. She doesn't seem to notice. Prod Prod.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #94 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:54:05 AM »

>Use Nitori as war steed

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #95 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:57:13 AM »

Quote from: fuck if i know on June 20, 2009, 06:49:17 AM

>Take Nitori

>She is too large to fit into your inventory.

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 06:54:05 AM

>Use Nitori as war steed

>She's not going to be a very effective steed given she's currently trippin' out on voltage. Honestly, you're smarter than this. Make your mother proud of you.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #96 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:04:16 AM »

~~>Appease mother by giving her a half-kappa grandchild~~

>Bling up backpack with the rest of your stuff

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #97 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:08:57 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 07:04:16 AM

>Bling up backpack with the rest of your stuff

>Using two screws, you attach the two Menacing Spikes of Copper to the Flattened Kappa Backpack to create a Dwarven Backpack. Strike the Earth!

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #98 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:12:28 AM »

>wield backpack

>look around

mad · « **Reply #99 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:18:08 AM »

>steal Nitori's clothing and equip it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #100 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:26:25 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 07:12:28 AM

>wield backpack

>look around

>You take the Dwarven Backpack in hand.
>You are at a crossroads in the forest, a T-style intersection to be precise. A row of utility poles runs along the road extending north and south; presently one of the lines has fallen and the transformer it is connected to has blown out. A bit of ectoplasm stains the crossroads, all that is left of a Penny Wraith.
>Nitori lies against one of the utility poles, having been thoroughly electrocuted and thoroughly burgled.
>Obvious exits are North, South, and East.

Quote from: Madness Chaser on June 20, 2009, 07:18:08 AM

>steal Nitori's clothing and equip it.

>It wouldn't fit, she's way shorter than you.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #101 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:39:19 AM »

>Take the clothes anyway, you can sell 'em for a quick buck. And cucumber smell.

Some burglar we are!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #102 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:45:13 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 07:39:19 AM

>Take the clothes anyway, you can sell 'em for a quick buck. And cucumber smell.

>Man, you better hope she doesn't remember who you are when she wakes up.
>You get Small Kappa Clothes
>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #103 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:49:40 AM »

We've already ruined her proton pack. I don't think her opinion of us could get much worse.

>flip penny: heads = north, tails = south, edge = east

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #104 on:** June 20, 2009, 07:55:16 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 07:49:40 AM

>flip penny: heads = north, tails = south, edge = east

>The Hobo Penny lands on heads: You go north.
>You are on a long stretch of well-travelled but empty road. Forest lines the edges of the road, with a variety of bird song, insect trills, and other noises of nature. To the north, the road curves. You think you hear the sound of a fire crackling in that direction. Obvious exits are north, south, and east.
>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #105 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:06:44 AM »

>Follow the path in search of the sounds of fire cracking

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #106 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:12:03 AM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 08:06:44 AM

>Follow the path in search of the sounds of fire cracking

>You go north.
>Going around the bend, you find a forest path much like the one you've been following thus far. However, that really isn't as interesting as the obvious source of the fire: There is a gigantic metal...something quite firmly wrapped around a tree, and on fire. There are two large wheels on it, suggesting it was some kind of vehicle.
>Suika stands at the opposite side of the road, looking at the wreckage with pursed lips while rubbing her chin as though in thought.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #107 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:17:40 AM »

>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #108 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:19:18 AM »

>Examine the metal something that is wrapped around the tree

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #109 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:40:22 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 08:17:40 AM

>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Don't make me come over there.

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 08:19:18 AM

>Examine the metal something that is wrapped around the tree

>With some examination, you determine that you are looking at a motorcycle of some kind. However, it's probably the beefiest motorcycle you've ever seen, probably the size of a truck. The engine seems to be large enough for a semi; and is covered with various pullies, flywheels, and the like. You think there might even be jet engine parts on it. It is well and truly totaled, and it seems the engine is on fire.
>Suika glances at you, glances again, then returns to considering the wreckage.
>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #110 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:45:31 AM »

>Attempt to salvage parts from the motorcycle, and if unsuccessful, ask Suika for help.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #111 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:55:08 AM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 08:45:31 AM

>Attempt to salvage parts from the motorcycle, and if unsuccessful, ask Suika for help.

>You burn your hand very quickly trying to salvage flaming wreckage. "Oy, that shit gets pretty hot, innit?" Suika says. Upon asking for help, she shrugs, "Bugger all if I got a clue what to do about it. Zoggin' tree like got in me way."

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #112 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:58:24 AM »

>Ask Suika if she is a viking

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #113 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:03:36 AM »

>check to see if the dwarven backpack is fireproof or heat resistant

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #114 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:06:46 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 20, 2009, 08:58:24 AM

>Ask Suika if she is a viking

>"That like a hemi or a roadie?" she asks, screwing her face up. "Oy, you know you got knickers on your head? And hippo snot like on your gob?"

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 09:03:36 AM

>check to see if the dwarven backpack is fireproof or heat resistant

>The Menacing copper spikes are fire resistant. The rest is not, and during the testing process has caught on fire.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #115 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:12:25 AM »

>attempt to put out the fire on the rest of the bag by throwing it to the ground and stomping on it, avoiding stepping on the copper spikes

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #116 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 09:12:25 AM

>attempt to put out the fire on the rest of the bag by throwing it to the ground and stomping on it, avoiding stepping on the copper spikes

>Your quick thinking has saved your now-Singed Dwarven Backpack.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #117 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:37:58 AM »

>Use the ectoplasm on your face to put down the flames

Cadmas · « **Reply #118 on:** June 20, 2009, 11:09:24 AM »

Poor Nitori. Left her Naked and unconscious in the woods.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #119 on:** June 20, 2009, 12:03:21 PM »

There's no need to feel sorry, it was all for the greater good.