Nameless quest of the Nameless one!

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Head to Human Village.

[axman36]

>Wait, did we forget the money we were supposed to get from Ran!?

[Kasu]

> Locate Akyu's house.
> Once located, burst in unexpectedly.

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Locate Akyu's house.
> Once located, knock and enter politly.

Fixed. Lets try to avoid getting killed, Akyu could be a heck lot stronger then Cirno, or the Human Village could have plenty of powerful people in it, and we don't need Yukari's hilarious lines, even though I want to hear them :3

[Hello Purvis]

> Locate Akyu's house.
> Once located, burst in unexpectedly.

>Fixed again. Faeries are rebels, loaners without a cause. They don't need no stinkin' hunam rules unless they feel like it.
>Yes. Loaners.

[Spidere]

>Head to Human Village.

> You walk inside the human village. You can see a flower shop, a small house with a mailbox labeled "Akyu", a schoolhouse, and the general store.

> Where do you go next?

>Wait, did we forget the money we were supposed to get from Ran!?

> "Oopsie~, any money lost will be reimbursed to you when you get back."

>

> Locate Akyu's house.
> Once located, burst in unexpectedly.

Fixed. Lets try to avoid getting killed, Akyu could be a heck lot stronger then Cirno, or the Human Village could have plenty of powerful people in it, and we don't need Yukari's hilarious lines, even though I want to hear them :3

>Fixed again. Faeries are rebels, loaners without a cause. They don't need no stinkin' hunam rules unless they feel like it.
>Yes. Loaners.

> You blast the door in with a CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF!
> A young girl writing in a hardcover tome looks up in surprise.
> "Oh no...They've come...."
> "I'm here on behalf of Yukari. I've come for the reference book."
> "Oh..oh dear....Just....just take it..."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Okay!"
>"Wanna cookie? It's enlighteningly tasty!"
>Offer her a cookie.

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Take a good look at Akyu...
>"Kyaa You're so cute!"
>Give her a hug
>Leave

[Hello Purvis]

>Get ze book first.

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Sorry about the door, I had a sudden urge to hit something really hard."

[Fetch()tirade]

> She doesn't seem like much of a threat, so chances are that she really isn't. Maybe. Drop the tough act.
> Introduce yourself and act friendly. The more connections you have, the better. Besides, she probably knows this place a hell of a lot better.
> Ask about the reference book. What's inside it?
> Get the book.

[Spidere]

>"Okay!"
>"Wanna cookie? It's enlighteningly tasty!"
>Offer her a cookie.

> "Heh...heh...I think I will...actually...Just don't hurt me...Damn Yukari...
> She nervously eats a cookie.
> "These aren't poisoned, right?"
> "Of course not!"

>Get ze book first.

> You grab the book. Ze-

>Take a good look at Akyu...
>"Kyaa You're so cute!"
>Give her a hug
>Leave

> You give her a hug.
> "Err....Thanks...Just don't hurt me....

> "Sorry about the door, I had a sudden urge to hit something really hard."

> "...Eep...

> She doesn't seem like much of a threat, so chances are that she really isn't. Maybe. Drop the tough act.
> Introduce yourself and act friendly. The more connections you have, the better. Besides, she probably knows this place a hell of a lot better.
> Ask about the reference book. What's inside it?
> Get the book.

> "I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry!"
> You politely bow.
> Almost immediately, she calms down.
> "Yukari isn't out for my blood? That's a real surprise."
> "Highly classified info, I'm afraid. Yukari said not to reveal it."
> Yukari chimes in:
> "Yes. Do NOT, under any circumstances, open that book, until you are back at HQ. Heh heh, I can actually call it that."

> You say goodbye and leave. You wonder what's so important about this book though....

> As you step out of the home. You bump into green-haired woman who appears to be holding some roses. Likely bought them at the flower shop across the street.
> She doesn't seem overly mad or anything.

[Serela]

>"Oh, hello nice lady! I'm new to Gensokyo, what's your name?"

If we can get on Yuka's good side, we might be able to get our PIN and do that Mugenkan quest safely!

[axman36]

>While waiting for the girl's response, open the book.
>Wait... no no, that's foolish, keep the book cl- OPEN THE BOOK!
>... Keep the book closed, and try to keep the book from coming up from thoughts.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Wanna cookie? They'll let you see the face of the buddha!"
>Offer cookie to greenie.

[Spidere]

>While waiting for the girl's response, open the book.
>Wait... no no, that's foolish, keep the book cl- OPEN THE BOOK!
>... Keep the book closed, and try to keep the book from coming up from thoughts.

> Even though you're on the ground, and paralyzed with fear, you still want to open the book. But you shove those thoughts from your mind.

>"Oh, hello nice lady! I'm new to Gensokyo, what's your name?"

If we can get on Yuka's good side, we might be able to get our PIN and do that Mugenkan quest safely!

> At the words "nice lady" she seems baffled. But when you continue to "new to Gensokyo", she seems to understand.

> "My name? Yuka. Yuka Kazami. Why exactly are you here, Faerie?

>"Wanna cookie? They'll let you see the face of the buddha!"
>Offer cookie to greenie.

> She brushes it off.
> "The last thing I want right now is a cookie."
> "But they're really delicious!"
> Her eyes seem to change in a way that seems to say: "Watch your ass"
> Yuka is now ANNOYED!

[axman36]

>She denies the cookie!? She must not know how delicious they are! She must know the delicacy that are Ran's cookies!

[Spidere]

>She denies the cookie!? She must not know how delicious they are! She must know the delicacy that are Ran's cookies!

> You wrinkle your nose in disgust at her refusal of the cookie.
> "These cookies are the best I've ever tasted, you must understand the delicacy that is these cookies!"

> Her eyes change to outright fury.
> She lunges her arm forward, and lifts you with a firm grip on your head.
> "Look here you impudent little shit. I don't want a cookie. And no one talks to Yuka Kazami like that! Especially a faerie!"

> She squeezes tightly, and within seconds, she has crushed your skull.

> The flash of light again.

[Hello Purvis]

> :[

[COPIRIGHTO]

>"that lady has so much youkai moe"

[Spidere]

> :[

> Refrain from overly emotional posts. Aurica might let something slip~

>"that lady has so much youkai moe"

> She was moe~! Except when she crushed your face.

> You see Yukari walk out of the light.

> "Do I really need to say, just, why that was stupid? You may as well have told me to go f*** myself at my house!" She bursts out laughing. "You really don't want to see yourself right now! You look simply terrible! Nothing a bit of makeup can't fix!" She is busting a gut at her own jokes. "Or you know, the power of the gap."

> She snaps her fingers and you find yourself back on the ground, without a horrifically disfigured, crushed skull, thankfully!

>It seems this is right before the cookie outburst.

> Yuka is currently ANNOYED.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Okay, no cookies."
>Try to find something to say that isn't "You're a huge jerk and I want to punch you in the titties with a cinderblock!"
>"Those are some neat roses."

[COPIRIGHTO]

>"I like my flowers potted" ^^

[axman36]

>Well, in the bright side of things, that means more cookies for ourselves!
>Get a bit distance from her, a little slowly though. Don't want to be in grapple length.

[Hello Purvis]

>"I like my flowers potted" ^^

>This is a lie. We're a faerie, we like that business right in the ground where it's supposed to be.

[Spidere]

>"Okay, no cookies."
>Try to find something to say that isn't "You're a huge jerk and I want to punch you in the titties with a cinderblock!"
>"Those are some neat roses."

> She is still ANNOYED.

> Well, you don't need to be like that.

> "Really? Thank you. Do you like gardening, Faerie?"
> Yuka is now HAPPY.

>"I like my flowers potted" ^^

Copyright, stop being a masochist. Trying to kill us repeatedly, shameful!

>Well, in the bright side of things, that means more cookies for ourselves!
>Get a bit distance from her, a little slowly though. Don't want to be in grapple length.

> Good Optimism!

> You stand up and take a few steps back.

>This is a lie. We're a faerie, we like that business right in the ground where it's supposed to be.

> Way to tell him Doc!

[axman36]

>We must quickly think up of anything at all that relates to flowers and gardens!
>"Yes! There's nothing like smelling the beautiful fragrance of the flowers in the morning. It makes life worth living!"

[Hello Purvis]

>"I kind like letting them grow on their own. But I never stayed anywhere long enough to actually do any gardening. But I've seen some really neat-looking arrangements! I wonder if the flowers like that, though?"
>Shit, we're a faerie. This is second nature.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

> Suggest growing Patchouli as a new thing to try out, as one garden enthusiast to another

[Spidere]

>We must quickly think up of anything at all that relates to gardening!
>"Yes! There's nothing like smelling the beautiful fragrance of the flowers in the morning. It makes life worth living!"

>"I kind like letting them grow on their own. But I never stayed anywhere long enough to actually do any gardening. But I've seen some really neat-looking arrangements! I wonder if the flowers like that, though?"
>Shit, we're a faerie. This is second nature.

> Suggest growing Patchouli as a new thing to try out, as one garden enthusiast to another

> Yes! Do it now!

> She smiles in a rather sweet fashion.
> "That's what I always say! But I really must be on my way. Goodbye faerie."
> You see her fly off into the east.

> "Well. You certainly can learn from your mistakes."

> What's this? Where Yuka was standing, you can see a:

YIN YANG ORB!

> You pick it up!