Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Hakurei Shrine~ => Patchouli's Scarlet Library => Topic started by: Menorah Jams, Pham on July 29, 2009, 12:51:58 PM
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REAL TOUHOU OF GENIUUUUS
Today we salute you, Mr. Only Male in Gensokyo.
MR. ONLY MALE IN GENSOKYOOOOO
You, the thriving pinnacle of masculinity, stand proud at the counter of your shop. Too bad there's no currency, and no customers.
EVERYTHING'S 20% OFF
In a world populated only by women, you are the prime catch. Too bad every possible pairing is yuri.
RAISE THE RAINBOW FLAGS NOW
So crack open an ice cold Zun Lite, O Bearer of the XY Chromosome. You're gonna need it.
MR. ONLY MALE IN GENSOKYO
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I always loved to hear these Budwiser commercials on my way to work, therefore I love this~
GJ
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Don't encourage me.
If my voice wasn't so dang high-pitched, I'd record these and put 'em with create.swf comics on Youtube, but I'm not that creative and I lack free time. D:
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I dunnnnnno, I think we could make it happen somehow :V
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Zun Lite presents: Real Touhou of Genius.
REAL TOUHOU OF GEENIUUUUUS
Today we salute you, Mr. Clerk at Zun's Liquor Store.
MR. CLERK AT ZUN'S LIQUOR STORE
Somehow, some way, your store started getting deliveries of Everclear - and then sold out every case the moment word got out.
I'VE GOT A FREQUENT BUYER CARD
Tequila? Soju? Pitu? It doesn't matter. At this point, why even bother stocking the shelves? Just leave them in boxes at the loading dock and set up a tab.
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WAAAANT
We'd ask you to crack open an ice cold Zun Lite, Courier of Cirrhosis, but unfortunately, you sold out five minutes after you opened up this morning.
MR. CLERK AT ZUN'S LIQUOR STOOOOOOORE
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X FUCKING D
Keep up the good work!