Marisa Jackson

[Tonepoet]

This is more of a joke than anything else. It popped up into my head in part due to the, ahem, recently unavoidable rise in social awareness of Michael Jackson. I apologize to anybody who may've viewed this site as safe sanctuary from the aftereffects of such unpleasant things.

That being said, please, give it up for Marisa Jackson singing Alice Jean! (To the tune of Billie Jean, naturally)

[Verse 1]
She was more like a magic queen, from a Touhou scene. I said "I don't mind but What do you mean I am the one?" She said I am the one, who will dodge on the floor in the round.

[Verse 2]
She told me her name was Alice Margatroid, as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one, who will dodge on the floor in the round.

[Bridge]
Reimu always told me, be careful of what you do and don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. And Mima always told me, be careful of who you love and be careful of what you do, 'cause the lies become the truth.

[Chorus]
Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who claims I am the one. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the doll is not my son.

[Verse 3]
Four sixty days and sixty nights, Sikeiki was on her side. But who can stand with Alice in demand?Her schemes and plans, 'cause we dodged on the floor in the round. So take my strong advice, always remember to always think twice. (Do think twice)

[Verse 4]
She told my dolly we'd dodged 'till three, then she looked at me. Then showed a photo my dolly cried, his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) 'Cause we dodged on the floor in the round, dolly.

[Bridge]
Reimu always told me, be careful of what you do and don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. Alice came and stood right by me, then the smell of sweet perfume, this happened all too soon. She called me to her room.

[Chorus]
Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the doll is not my son. She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son.

She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. Alice Margatroid's not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the doll is not my son.

She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. Alice Margatroid's is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the doll is not my son. She said I am the one, but the kid is not my son.

She says I am the one, but the doll is not my son. She says I am the one.

Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Maragroid is not my lover.

Alice Margatroid is
Alice Margatroid is
Alice Margatroid is

not my lover.
not my lover.
not my lover.

Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Alice Margatroid is not my lover (she is just a girl)

Alice Margatroid is
Alice Margatroid is

Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.

Alice Margatroid is
Alice Margatroid is

Alice Margatroid is not my lover.
Alice Margatroid is not my lover.

Alice Margatroid is
Alice Margatroid is...

ohandpleasedontkillmemalicefans Please? T_T
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Edit: It's quite long when written out in proper lyrical format with returns and all. I feared it would be annoying or appear spammish to have such a long post, with such little actual writing substance directly on the forums, which is why I originally decided to attach the file. It seems to be more annoying as an attachment though, so? 2: Fixed a couple of instances where dance wasn't replaced.

[M. Burusu]

Erm . . . you know that you can just copy-paste the text in the RTF file into your post so that we don't have to download the thing?

Like with YCM, attachments are not usually the solution when they contain the meat of your post.

[Sawaguchi`Mai]

I'm just lol'ing at this right now but DAMN that was excellent.

Encore, please?

[Tengukami]

Now do Human Nature.

[Tonepoet]

Oh wow, I thought I was going to get zero input for a while there. I'm glad it's liked though. I'm going by the Thriller lyrical booklet, so no Human Nature, sorry. Wouldn't know the tune well enough to make a catchy conversion of it anyway. Encore though? Certainly, if I have enough material left in this head o' mine that is. I'm not quite familiar enough with cannon to get everything perfectly right just yet. Feel free to jump in if you want guys, it's actually kinda fun.

Let's try Thriller next; that should be easy enough:

[1st Verse]
It's close to midnight and something pale's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sign that almost stops your heart
You try to bomb but bullets take your life before you make it
Your computer starts to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
It's paralyzed.

[Chorus]
'Cause this is Zombie, Reimu night
No maiden's gonna save you from the Miko about to strike
You know it's Zombie, Reimu night
You're Curtain Fire Dodging for your life inside a boss zombie tonight.

[2nd Verse]
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to fly
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the spring
You press your focus and hope this is all just your imagination.
But all the while you hear a creature creepin' up behind.
You're in Yuyuko's kitchen.

[Chorus]
'Cause this is hungry, hungry night
There ain't no next continue against the thing with fourty teeth
You know it's hungry, hungry night
You're fighting for your life inside a hungry, ghostly boss to-night.

[Bridge]
Mystia sings
And the dead start to walk in their costume play
There's no escaping the jaws of Rumia this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your lives.

[3rd Verse]
They're out to get you, there's fairies closing in on every side.
They will possess you unless you up the number of default lives.
Now it is time for hitboxes to graze closely together
All thru the night bombs'll save you from the bullets on the screen.
Spell cards you'll see.

[Chorus]
That is a Touhou, Touhou night
'Cause I can thrill you more than Youmu would dare to try.
Player it's Touhou, Touhou night
So press your Z key tight and share a Uhsuho, Cirno
Touhou here tonight.

(Rap, Performed by Vincent Price)
A red mist falls across the land
The Lunar Dial's hour is close at hand.
Scarlet sisters crawl in search of blood
To terrorize Gensokyo's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
without the grove for evasion now
Must stand and face the librarians of doom
And rot inside the girl's secret room.

The foulest stench is in the air
The alcohol breath of Suika's fourty thousand beers
And moe girls from every room
Are spewing bullets to seal your doom
And though you move to stay alive
Your hitbox starts to shiver
For no mere player can resist
The curtain of the fire.

(edit: o w8, eye'm de strngist. Human nature is here. >_< . Maybe later, after I listen to it and such.)
(edit 2: Verse 3 improvements.)

[Tengukami]

Oh wow, I thought I was going to get zero input for a while there. I'm glad it's liked though. I'm going by the Thriller lyrical booklet, so no Human Nature, sorry. Wouldn't know the tune well enough to make a catchy conversion of it anyway.

I thought Human Nature was on Thriller, though. Ah well. It's really only one of two songs of his I like, to be honest.

How about Don't Stop Til You Get Enough next? Not on Thriller, but it's an awesome song.

[Tonepoet]

Uhh captain, I'm sorry for the confusion but I'd already made a retractive statement at the bottom of my post. It is on Thriller. I didn't delete the comment to hide my ignorance since I only flipped through the booklet again several hours later... I'm such a klutz.

On the bright side, I'm not double posting now. Have a dose of Human Nature:

[1st Verse]
Looking out
Across the nighttime
The Mansion winks a sleepless eye
Hear my pain
Break the window
Sweet freedom's mine

[2nd Verse]
Get me out
into the nighttime
My room won't hold me tonight
If this town
Is just for humans
Then let me take a bite

[Chorus]
If they say
Why, why, I'll say that it's vampiric nature
Why, why, do I play in that way?
if they say ?
Why, why, I'll say that it's vampiric nature
Why, why, do I play in that way?

Reaching out
To kiss a stranger
Colored wings are ev'rywhere
Look at me
You know I'm watching
Do ya like the way I stare?

If they say?
Why, why, I'll say that it's vampiric nature
Why, why, do I play in that way?
If they say?
Why, why, I'll say that it's vampiric nature
Why, why, do I play in that way?

(Instrumental Section)

Going back
Across the morning
Entering the front gate
Going in
I wipe my lip
Dreaming of what I drank.

(Ad-lib/fadeout)

[Blackraptor]

I wonder what would happen if someone REALLY DID make a video of those songs with Marisa singing.

[Tengukami]

Flandre + Human Nature = pure win.

[unicode787plus]

I wonder what would happen if someone REALLY DID make a video of those songs with Marisa singing.

Only IOSYS would ever dare to do this...

[Hououin Kyouma]

Do Smooth Criminal with Marisa stealing Alice's stuff but she got caught so she hit her

[Tonepoet]

Marisa would find herself in a fight against copyright holders and the mysterious force that deletes Touhou videos on YouTube. It'd be an epic battle and Marisa Jackson would graze many blows. However things would take a turn for the worse when Sikieiki would side with the copyright holders for sixty days and sixty nights, silencing Marisa completely.

Just as Marisa would be about to wear out, she would make a comeback with a mean streak upon eating an illegal hallucinogenic mushroom, thus transforming her into Super Marisa. Performing her miraculous stolen dance moves with just the right build to pull 'em off flawlessly. In the end though, the IoSYS style wouldn't blend in well with Jackson's songs and the whole video would be deleted by YouTube explode, either due to Marisa's internal conflict or hyperactive awesome overload.

That battle's a long way off from now and perhaps the outcome can be changed by the legendary Michael Jackson the Ultimate Edition collection I got today. Level up! Eh, heh, heh, yeaah.. Sorry 'bout that, I got a little carried away. Anyway, more songs can be done than the Thriller list now; a lot more in fact. Sixty five total, including the three above, to be exact. I don't quite plan to do quite so many of course but the options are there if you guys wanna pick 'n choose. The only problem is that the informational booklet doesn't have lyrics written out. Anybody know of a good accurate source that retains the stylistic qualities of the songs? There are plenty of results on google but the ones on the first page all look like sites of questionable integrity.

Also, Smooth Criminal is proving to be very difficult. The chorus is obvious enough but the short lines , constant rhyming and especially the fact they're both girls is a pain in the neck. I've got some ideas how I could make it work, particularly concerning the last part but it'll take a while. In the mean time, here's Don't Stop 'till You Had Enough:

(Intro)

Y'know I was, I was wonderin' you know, if we could danmaku you know, the focus has got a lot of power and it makes me feel like I, makes me feel like uh, ooh!

[1st verse]
Love color master sparkin' now
Quickly,  points are risin' now
Power (Ah power) is what I like ka-pow
Shots make it happen
I never did ask why
So graze closer (closer now) to my body now
Just live 'til you beat the game oh wow (ooh!)

[chorus]
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough

[2nd verse]
Graze my skin, I feel on fire
Ain't nothin' like a bomb desire
You're melting (you're melting) like hot candle wax
Sparking (master sparking) lovely now you're axed
(ooh)
So get colored tags through out the hours
I wanna have them'
'case they are power-ups

[chorus]
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough

Spell break enemy demise
Flashy (ah flashy) magic shines in my eyes (ooh)
I'll steal those books, I'll read for hours
I won't be sleepin' (no no)
'Cause I want more, more, power

Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough

[Refrain]
Lovely is the sparkin'
now
I won't be stoppin'
The focus is love
sparker

Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough
Keep on with the focus don't stop
Don't stop 'til you dodge enough

(Fade-out/Ad-lib until complete)