Joined way back in January. I don't go on so often anymore, but my brother is active as Dearth Dragerion. (It was a typo.) As for my username, it's Atmos Blitzer.
Familiars named Grog:
Grog, the 1-pound Angry Goat
Grog, the 1-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime
Grog, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
Grog, the 1-pound Stab Bat
Grog, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Grog, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
Grog, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock
Grog, the 1-pound Animated Macaroni Duck
Grog, the 1-pound Autonomous Disco Ball
Grog, the 1-pound Mariachi Chihuahua
Grog, the 1-pound Wereturtle
Familiars that produce hilarious battle messages (mainly body parts):
Your body, the 1-pound Barrrnacle
the woman you murdered, the 1-pound Star Starfish
Your hair, the 1-pound Whirling Maple Leaf
Your armpit, the 1-pound Stinky Gravy Fairy
Your chest, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
Your arm, the 1-pound Adorable Seal Larva
your back, the 1-pound Untamed Turtle
Your left shoulder tentacle, the 1-pound Pet Cheezling
References to Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha:
Reinforce, the 4-pound Levitating Potato
Erio, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy
Wolkenritter, the 1-pound Cocoabo
Scaglietti, the 1-pound Grinning Turtle
Other:
Snarky, the 1-pound Mosquito
Snake Eyes, the 1-pound Fuzzy Dice
Domo-kun, the 1-pound Grue
WiIson, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
Killer a, the 1-pound Killer Bee
Tatter, the 1-pound Ragamuffin Imp
Rikako Asakura, the 1-pound El Vibrato Megadrone
Big Bongo, the 1-pound Syncopated Turtle