By request:Let's get down to business
to create, this guide
Are you sad lot truly
the best this site can provide?
You're the saddest fairies I've ever seen,
but I swear before we're through
Sister I'll make a librarian, out of you
Silent as a church mouse
but verbose within
Once you find your muses
your words will fit in!
You're a nameless small pathetic lot
and you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a librarian, out of you
:Never gonna reach the end
:Say good bye to my sanity
:Boy was I a fool in school for cutting lit
:Sakana's got them scared to death
:Hope nobody complains to me
:Boy I really wish that I could find my wit.
Read the books
You must be swift as the springing ferret
Read the books
With all the depth of a great lagoon
Read the books
With all the strength of a raging tuna
Mysterious as the the dark side of the moon
Time is racing towards us
'til the fish's, return
Read with great persistence
And his thanks, you'll earn
If you're not ready for this bad fic horror
Pack up, drop out, you're through
How could I make a librarian, out of you?
Read the books
We must be swift as the springing ferret
Read the books
With all the depth of a great lagoon
Read the books
With all the strength of a raging tuna
Mysterious as the the dark side of the moon