Author Topic: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!  (Read 157166 times)

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #900 on: March 16, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
>If there's a big horde, we can't possibly miss! Third spellcard, SUN POWER GO

> You blast through...say...50?

>"CRY SOME MORE!!!!"
>Play disco inferno
>Burn them all!

> You keep firing.
> Lily pumps and fires wildly. Blasting away the onrushing horde.

> "Say, they're fairy zombies right? Well, fairies constantly regenerate with magic healing power. But healing magic hurts zombies, with reviving spells completely destroying them. Soooo..... shouldn't all these zombie fairies, you know, automatically be destroyed by their own power?"
> *cue army of zombies vanishing in a poof of logic/spontaneously combusting*

> "Faeries can only die of their healing magic is removed. These were brought back to life somewhere."

> They seem to be coming from the basement.


>Remember that the land we're in isn't exactly the land where logic applies. I mean we just got attacked by a spider with eyelids for heaven's sake!
>Keep running through to the library. If what the others said is true, we won't have to be the ones to kill all the zombies.

> You keep blasting a trail through the zombies. You reach the door.
> "Aurica! You unlock it! I'll hold them off."

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #901 on: March 17, 2010, 12:08:37 AM »
> Unlock the door.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #902 on: March 17, 2010, 12:19:38 AM »
> Unlock the door.

> You begin to unlock the door. Two bolts down.....

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #903 on: March 17, 2010, 12:20:09 AM »
> Check Lily's progress.
> Try to unlock the door faster.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #904 on: March 17, 2010, 12:28:59 AM »
>Wonder if we accidentally set the library on fire getting through here?
>Work dem bolts. Make sure Lily's not getting overwhelmed. If she is, cover her and trade off jobs.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #905 on: March 17, 2010, 12:47:53 AM »
> Check Lily's progress.
> Try to unlock the door faster.

> She appears to be holding them off well!

> You have all bolts undone!

>Wonder if we accidentally set the library on fire getting through here?
>Work dem bolts. Make sure Lily's not getting overwhelmed. If she is, cover her and trade off jobs.

> Doesn't look like it.

> You open the door. A little girl with crystal like wings runs out.
> "Yay! I get to play!"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #906 on: March 17, 2010, 12:50:07 AM »
> "Eh?  What?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #907 on: March 17, 2010, 12:51:47 AM »
> "Eh?  What?"

> "Playing!"

> She raise her hands. You can see she has some sort of spear...wand...thing.
> It catches on fire as she throws it. It cleaves a path through the zombies.
> "Thanks for letting me go! I'm Flandre!"

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #908 on: March 17, 2010, 12:59:15 AM »
>Try to speak in a way where she would understand.
>"Nice to meet you! I'm Aurica and this is Lily. We just wanted someone to play with us in this game called 'save our friends and kill all zombies!'"
>Hope this works...

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #909 on: March 17, 2010, 01:08:26 AM »
>"But just the zombies! Anything else doesn't count."
>Sage nod.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #910 on: March 17, 2010, 01:10:03 AM »
>Try to speak in a way where she would understand.
>"Nice to meet you! I'm Aurica and this is Lily. We just wanted someone to play with us in this game called 'save our friends and kill all zombies!'"
>Hope this works...
>"But just the zombies! Anything else doesn't count."
>Sage nod.

> "Heehee! You don't need to act like a kid! We'll have to play later! I found a few playmates already!"

> She charges into the pack of zombies.

> You see corpses flying everywhere. With the occasional explosion of course.

> Objective 2 complete! Now you need to go deeper underground and find where these zombies are coming from.....

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #911 on: March 17, 2010, 01:12:27 AM »
>"... Is that her example of a playmate? This place gets scary by the minute."
>Head into the basement, it may be able to lead us to an underground path.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #912 on: March 17, 2010, 01:16:59 AM »
>"... Is that her example of a playmate? This place gets scary by the minute."
>Head into the basement, it may be able to lead us to an underground path.

>Try to radio Remilia first. "Hey, does Flandre's basement go anywhere? Trying to find the source now."

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #913 on: March 17, 2010, 02:38:11 AM »
>"... Is that her example of a playmate? This place gets scary by the minute."
>Head into the basement, it may be able to lead us to an underground path.

> "Well, I've only heard rumors about something like this...."

>Try to radio Remilia first. "Hey, does Flandre's basement go anywhere? Trying to find the source now."

> The signal barely makes it through.
> "Auri...Watc...the....mansion is....shift....not....lik.......this....Basemen....sho..ul.'t....le...but...it...might.....t.e...way.....t...ow..."
> She breaks up again. This radio stinks.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #914 on: March 17, 2010, 02:40:15 AM »
>"Hey did that sound like go down there and look or not to you, Lily?"
>Observe Flandre in action.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #915 on: March 17, 2010, 02:47:10 AM »
>"Hey did that sound like go down there and look or not to you, Lily?"
>Observe Flandre in action.

> "I think so....We don't have much of a choice either way."

> She appears to be having the time of her life. As she blasts through wave after wave of zombies. Y'know, she actually makes it seem like outrageous fun.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #916 on: March 17, 2010, 02:50:25 AM »
>Nod.
>"Have fun, Flandre! Be sure to get them all, it really helps them out!"
>Descend.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #917 on: March 17, 2010, 02:59:04 AM »
>Nod.
>"Have fun, Flandre! Be sure to get them all, it really helps them out!"
>Descend.

> You begin to travel down the stairs. Lily flicks on a flashlight mounted on her dress.
> "Where'd you get all this equipment?"
> "Well, after defeating a giant plant using weed killer, I fell into a ceiling trap. I managed to find a loose tile, allowing me to escape. I found this shotgun, and after moving downstairs, I discovered a sewer network with these strange alligator monsters I call hunt-"
> You begin to tune her out.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #918 on: March 17, 2010, 03:10:53 AM »
>Keep descending, looking out for problematic things.
>"Wow, you did a whole lot better than me. I just ran into a bunch of stupid traps and a giant snake. Found a neat key, though! But it cost me my ham sandwich..."
>Sniffle.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #919 on: March 17, 2010, 03:14:35 AM »
>Keep descending, looking out for problematic things.
>"Wow, you did a whole lot better than me. I just ran into a bunch of stupid traps and a giant snake. Found a neat key, though! But it cost me my ham sandwich..."
>Sniffle.

> You keep moving down. Thankfully, Lily's light shines through the way.

> "I later found a boulder I punched into lava. While dodging a weird tentacle monster."

> You sniff.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #920 on: March 17, 2010, 03:15:53 AM »
>"And then what happened to your friend who was hanging onto the ledge?"
>Look around for anything. Never know what may appear now that Flandre is gone.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #921 on: March 17, 2010, 03:17:42 AM »
>Try to get an idea of how deep we're going.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #922 on: March 17, 2010, 03:20:32 AM »
>"And then what happened to your friend who was hanging onto the ledge?"
>Look around for anything. Never know what may appear now that Flandre is gone.

> "Yah! I found Daiyousei, her wings were broken and she was hanging for dear life. After I punched the boulder and distracted the monster, she climbed up and we battled it to the death. We stabbed it right in the heart, killing it."
> "Where is she now?"
> "I helped her over the fence when we entered the courtyard again."
> "What about Cirno?"
> "She sacrificed herself to save Daiyousei. She'll be fine though."

> Well, you've reached the bottom of the steps. Nothing quite yet. Though you hear a bit of scratching.

>Try to get an idea of how deep we're going.

> You're likely a few fathoms underground.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #923 on: March 17, 2010, 03:27:24 AM »
>Try to get an idea where the scratching is. Be reasonably prepared to give it a faceful of danmaku.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #924 on: March 17, 2010, 03:35:00 AM »
>Try to get an idea where the scratching is. Be reasonably prepared to give it a faceful of danmaku.

> You look around, but can't quite find it. Suddenly you see red cat eyes peer out from the darkness.
> "Oopsie, is someone else down here too? Come along then faeries!"
> You see a twin tailed cat sprint through the beam of light from Lily's light.
> "Aurica, follow that cat!"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #925 on: March 17, 2010, 03:41:29 AM »
>Follow that cat! Change element to sun; the extra light should help.
>Ponder if Lily had the big adventure while we're stuck hitting traps and snakes, if that makes us the romantic lead. We did get kidnapped...

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #926 on: March 17, 2010, 04:13:43 AM »
>Follow that cat! Change element to sun; the extra light should help.
>Ponder if Lily had the big adventure while we're stuck hitting traps and snakes, if that makes us the romantic lead. We did get kidnapped...

> You shine some light off of your body to see better.
> You and Lily chase the cat to a massive elevator. The cat simply leaps onto the terminal, activating the elevator, and jumping off the edge. Before you can follow it, the security wall moves up due to the elevator moving!
> "Well, this can't be good..."

> Possibly. Though you aren't very active romantically yet....


> As the grinding elevator begins to move, a massive centipede climbs down the wall and leaps into the elevator. You are really getting sick of giant insects.
> Lily raises her magnum to fire, but the centipede charges and snatches her with it's little arms.

> "Aurica! Take my gun!"
> She tosses you her magnum.
> You obtained the 45. COLT MAGNUM.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #927 on: March 17, 2010, 04:31:00 AM »
>"I HATE MANSIONS! NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS IN A MANSION!"
>Aim at the head bits; who knows where it's other vitals are, but the head's always got something important.
>Fire off a shot.
>Probably not even be remotely ready for the kick. Not like danmaku kicks.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #928 on: March 17, 2010, 04:33:23 AM »
>"I HATE MANSIONS! NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS IN A MANSION!"
>Aim at the head bits; who knows where it's other vitals are, but the head's always got something important.
>Fire off a shot.
>Probably not even be remotely ready for the kick. Not like danmaku kicks.

> "I know!"

> You fire it in the head. Seems like an obvious enough weak point. Works, too.
> You fly backwards from the kick. Lily can't help but grin.

> It seems to have done good damage! You just need to be careful not to shoot Lily.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #929 on: March 17, 2010, 04:37:43 AM »
> "I know!"

> You fire it in the head. Seems like an obvious enough weak point. Works, too.
> You fly backwards from the kick. Lily can't help but grin.

> It seems to have done good damage! You just need to be careful not to shoot Lily.

>Steady self against edge of elevator.
>Shoot the head. Single shot, so it doesn't thrash Lily into the way of the next shot.