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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: The Touhou Fan on July 24, 2009, 10:16:02 PM

Title: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: The Touhou Fan on July 24, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
How many Yukkuris does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: Tengukami on July 24, 2009, 10:24:44 PM
None - they take it easy in the dark.

(?)
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Vile Lasagna on July 24, 2009, 10:25:55 PM
With YukuWriggle you don't need to change the lamp at all.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Drake on July 24, 2009, 10:38:44 PM
There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Mima on July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Moerin on July 24, 2009, 10:40:48 PM
Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me.  Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Vile Lasagna on July 24, 2009, 10:44:00 PM
There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.

Win
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: nintendonut888 on July 24, 2009, 10:44:32 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon; a horrible twisted retarded mess where one person's comic/idea can change the entire yukkuri canon for better or worse. Or both.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Tengukami on July 24, 2009, 10:46:01 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon; a horrible twisted retarded mess where one person's comic/idea can change the entire yukkuri canon for better or worse. Or both.

I thought the Sin Sacks were the true face of the Touhou fanon.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Vile Lasagna on July 24, 2009, 10:46:55 PM

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon;


I don't really get why are both options exclusive.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Bias Bus on July 24, 2009, 10:48:41 PM
Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me.  Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.
I would only disagree if I knew what exactly was bad about it, or rather what was it that you didn't like that I found okay.

There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.
Truth and /thread

I thought the Sin Sacks were the true face of the Touhou fanon.
Everything that's bad comes from Touhou fandumb, but can we like, stop touching on this subject.

We all know it's truth so let's leave it alone.
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Post by: Tengukami on July 24, 2009, 10:54:16 PM
But I like the Sin Sacks ....










SYAMEIMARU!
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Post by: FinnKaenbyou on July 24, 2009, 10:55:57 PM
Do Yukkuris even have hands to grab the bulb with? >_>
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Post by: Letty Whiterock on July 24, 2009, 11:22:40 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.
This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Quad City QBs on July 24, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
What did Aya call the typo she made in the Bunbunmaru News?  An ayamachi!  HEYOOOOOO
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Post by: Tengukami on July 24, 2009, 11:29:17 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.
This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.

So you don't find Kimeemaru retardeder?
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Cadmas on July 24, 2009, 11:35:07 PM
I'd do Kimeemaru. In any form.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: N-Forza on July 25, 2009, 12:46:13 AM
This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.
You sound pretty angry. Maybe you should just take it easy.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Mima on July 25, 2009, 01:11:03 AM
Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me.  Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.
You put forward a good point, but nay, Yukkuris are ever so slightly worse than that crapfest of a game.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Bias Bus on July 25, 2009, 02:27:19 AM
I'd do Kimeemaru. In any form.
No lie. I would to.

Also I smell somethin suspicious about OP...I can't quite place it though...
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on July 25, 2009, 02:31:27 AM
I do admit that I never understood how the hell Yukkuris suddenly became such a big part of the fandom. If they'd just been a little meme or one side-joke I'd be fine with it, but COME ON, THEY'VE GONE THROUGH ABOUT 20 THREADS OF IT ON POOSHLMER. THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT. :|
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Cadmas on July 25, 2009, 02:33:52 AM
The more you hate it the stronger it becomes.

*Adds Desu Bomb*
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Suikama on July 25, 2009, 02:37:14 AM
The more you hate it the stronger it becomes.

*Adds Desu Bomb*
Hate is a kind of love.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Stuffman on July 25, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Scientific approach.

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8903/yukkurischanginglightbu.th.png) (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/yukkurischanginglightbu.png/)

Note: I am unsure if the yukkuris on the bottom would be sturdy enough to support the weight. Would need to consult yukkuri building codes.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Slaves on July 25, 2009, 06:00:36 AM
Yukkuris are a horrible twisted retarded mess

that sums them up just fine.

I love Yukkuris though, and i've got no idea why.





Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Cadmas on July 25, 2009, 06:21:58 AM
I disliked them at first but then learned to love.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: The Touhou Fan on July 25, 2009, 07:08:13 AM
I like them for their comical value.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Vile Lasagna on July 25, 2009, 11:14:05 AM
I still kinda hate them all save for very particular occasions.... except Lukka who's just win (and, curiously enough, not Touhou)
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Tengukami on July 25, 2009, 11:21:10 AM
So is someone going to post that pic of a yukkuri being bayonetted, lifted, and shot to pieces?
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: dustyjo on July 25, 2009, 12:57:43 PM
who cares

they can fucking stay in the dark for all I care
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on July 25, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
Scientific approach.

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8903/yukkurischanginglightbu.th.png) (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/yukkurischanginglightbu.png/)

Note: I am unsure if the yukkuris on the bottom would be sturdy enough to support the weight. Would need to consult yukkuri building codes.
I'm sure a triangle would topple over really easy.
Thus, I'd go with a Pyramidal approach.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Slaves on July 25, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
I'm sure a triangle would topple over really easy.
Thus, I'd go with a Pyramidal approach.

was that intentional?
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: DarkHedge on July 25, 2009, 09:02:54 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

...which was a creation that was not originally INTENDED. But anyway, +1 and not gonna answer the joke cause I can't think of an answer.
Title: Re: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to.
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on July 25, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
I'm sure a triangle would topple over really easy.
Thus, I'd go with a Pyramidal approach.

was that intentional?
It's elementally obvious, my dear Slaves.
It's obvious, and easy.