Author Topic: WELCOME TO ARSEHOLE TOUHOU. (Read 19425 times)

AnonymousPondScum · « **on:** November 11, 2012, 10:35:42 AM »

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR UNZAN FISTING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O_aQiKoe-RI

A.k.a. I Wanna Be The Touhou.

I love how it doesn't even permit Normal Mode.

Drake · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:40:20 AM »

These are done by a guy named yuke. He's been doing these sorts of things for a while now. He's pretty good at it.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/21772560

EDIT: to be said, i watched this earlier today so

AnonymousPondScum · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:50:04 AM »

oh god

the mid boss

Spoiler:

my sides hurt right now

fondue · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:56:13 AM »

dammit why does he and Jinx make stages of touhou games but never lets the public play them grrrrrrrrr

game2011 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2012, 12:10:46 PM »

Quote from: fondue's master on November 11, 2012, 11:56:13 AM

dammit why does he and Jinx make stages of touhou games but never lets the public play them grrrrrrrrr

According to one of the Youtube comments, copyright infringement.

Ran-Rii · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2012, 02:08:41 PM »

Well, this Touhou looks good... only that when you realise the game humiliates you by giving you 10 points for each spellcard clear, and each shot landed on an enemy gives you 0.001 points, and your lives and spells are nullified. Also, when the game outright blatantly states that THEY DO NOT KNOW THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU USED TO TAKE OUT THE SPELLCARD.

Also, when that 1 life-up KILLS YOU. That is undignified and underhanded, and certainly not fitting.

However, of praise is the revolutionary idea of actually fitting multiple bosses in one boss stage, and the final spell at the end was rather satisfying. Also, the way it requires you to focus on your fundamental strategies like streaming... but the way they set it up that you cannot blind-clear it [i.e. first run] is bad.

Fairies with Master Spark, Utsuho's nuclear blasts and stuff with mini-non-directional lasers? Good job.

Firestorm29 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Ran-Rii on November 11, 2012, 02:08:41 PM

Well, this Touhou looks good... only that when you realise the game humiliates you by giving you 10 points for each spellcard clear, and each shot landed on an enemy gives you 0.001 points, and your lives and spells are nullified. Also, when the game outright blatantly states that THEY DO NOT KNOW THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU USED TO TAKE OUT THE SPELLCARD.

Also, when that 1 life-up KILLS YOU. That is undignified and underhanded, and certainly not fitting.

However, of praise is the revolutionary idea of actually fitting multiple bosses in one boss stage, and the final spell at the end was rather satisfying. Also, the way it requires you to focus on your fundamental strategies like streaming... but the way they set it up that you cannot blind-clear it [i.e. first run] is bad.

Fairies with Master Spark, Utsuho's nuclear blasts and stuff with mini-non-directional lasers? Good job.

The 10pt spellcards aren't very new. I think that's the bare mininum for spellcards, since I don't believe the point of these things is score. I think the multiple spellcards at once was a pretty cool idea, though.

Sparen · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:19:02 PM »

Yuke almost always uses 10 point spell cards, except when involving Cirno.

And yeah, I really wish he could release the All Star Medley, but it's too bad. We'll just have to recreate it on Danmakufu~.

Also, anyone paid attention to the death counter on the right? It was pretty frightening. (How do you even beat something like this?!)

Tengukami · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:26:06 PM »

Wow, this guy is just blatant with breaking all kinds of copyright, isn't he?

Sparen · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:29:49 PM »

In the end, he doesn't distribute anything, and cites everything. He also does most of it for humor purposes anyway. How many programmers HAVEN'T broken copyrights one way or another? (Danmakufu rippers included)

Although you have a point.

Tengukami · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:50:57 PM »

Ha, yeah, not really mad about it or anything. Just noting that he's not even trying to hide it.

Drake · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Ran-Rii on November 11, 2012, 02:08:41 PM

Well, this Touhou looks good... only that when you realise the game humiliates you by giving you 10 points for each spellcard clear, and each shot landed on an enemy gives you 0.001 points, and your lives and spells are nullified. Also, when the game outright blatantly states that THEY DO NOT KNOW THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU USED TO TAKE OUT THE SPELLCARD.

Also, when that 1 life-up KILLS YOU. That is undignified and underhanded, and certainly not fitting.

However, of praise is the revolutionary idea of actually fitting multiple bosses in one boss stage, and the final spell at the end was rather satisfying. Also, the way it requires you to focus on your fundamental strategies like streaming... but the way they set it up that you cannot blind-clear it [i.e. first run] is bad.

Fairies with Master Spark, Utsuho's nuclear blasts and stuff with mini-non-directional lasers? Good job.

are you joking

please be joking

Vyrien · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:31:48 PM »

The exploding fairies just killed me. Thanks so much for posting this.

Sparen · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2012, 12:27:23 AM »

The other projects are just as laughable, but are less painful to watch.

Ex: Extend warps away from you or suddenly turns left
Ex: After a few moments of Icicle Fall -Easy-, a massive wall of bullets annihilates the blind spot

And so on and so forth.

I have no name · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2012, 12:31:31 AM »

This actually has a lot of really cool design ideas.

Master-Sparking fairies: could be really awesome if done well and shown that they're coming in advance.
NDL fairies: I liked that section. Execution was a bit cheap but it could work.
Exploding fairies: Amazing idea, especially when it forced the player to kill the fairies. Cheap execution, but the idea is sound.
"gravity field": ALL OF MY YES-that part was only a bit cheap because of the 1up. Speaking of which...
Homing deadly 1UP: Cheap because you'd tihnk you'd want it, but the idea of a homing bullet following you around through a section is awesome.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some other neat ideas in there, but overall this stage would be REALLY EPIC if it wasn't cheap as all hell.

edit: That said, I get that it's supposed to be cheap and is designed to be as such. I don't have much else to say on that since it's pretty clearly cheap.

Drake · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2012, 01:06:50 AM »

are you guys just missing the point entirely on purpose

(yes there's good design in it, yuke is a p smart guy)

KLH · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2012, 02:57:09 AM »

lol at some of the reactions here

Anyway, love the relatively-fast pacing of stage, despite the "cheap" memorization required.

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2012, 05:56:59 AM »

That was pretty hilarious. I completely lost it at the beginning and start of the boss fight.

Sungho · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2012, 02:37:45 PM »

The stage, the midboss, and the boss, and many others, it's very well made, very well designed, and lives up to it's Japanese title by a lot.
By the way, I really liked the 'I wouldn't like this kind of Touhou' videos in the playlist.(very liberal translation)

Does this person use ZUN's engine, or is the engine completely self-made?
Is this person different from the person who made the th12 Sakuya video?

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2012, 03:13:04 PM »

All this trolling.

I can't.

BTW, about those fairies carrying energy walls... does the empty space they cross kill you, requiring you to hide in the blue bubbles?

Sparen · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2012, 04:13:30 PM »

I think they push you into the blue bubbles, and since you have the 1up chasing you, you need to move to a space far away from you.

Drake · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2012, 06:28:13 PM »

Quote from: Sungho on November 12, 2012, 02:37:45 PM

Does this person use ZUN's engine, or is the engine completely self-made?
Is this person different from the person who made the th12 Sakuya video?

Very likely self-made, noticing the rendering differences, not counting graze and spell times, stuff like that.
Different; plus TH12 Sakuya was movie magic iirc, not playable.

Whether the fairies pushed you or not doesn't really matter, but killing instead of pushing would be better, and the very minimal vertical movement he made the first two times makes it likely he was concentrated more on getting away, so I'd bet they killed.

Nevindar · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2012, 07:49:13 PM »

That was really cool. And here I thought Lunatic runs where amazing.
The end boss patterns looks really good and I like the way the very last stage was handled.

This really feels like Touhou in the spirit of IWBTG.

shurcle · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2012, 08:42:37 PM »

Should have known someone would talk about that here...

The killer 1-up thing was pretty silly. If it was made the 1-up came to you quickly if you were past the point of collect, it would have been more amusing.

Jaimers · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2012, 08:57:31 PM »

Needed point items that would kill you too.

That would also add an additional layer of difficulty. !!!

Sparen · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2012, 09:22:46 PM »

From what I know, he has successfully hacked every Touhou game, and, for his major projects, uses a special hack of Fairy Wars that he has altered to add all kinds of extra functionality. The engine he used for this was most likely a version on his Fairy Wars hack.

Drake · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2012, 11:21:24 PM »

Quote from: Sparen on November 12, 2012, 09:22:46 PM

From what I know, he has successfully hacked every Touhou game, and, for his major projects, uses a special hack of Fairy Wars that he has altered to add all kinds of extra functionality. The engine he used for this was most likely a version on his Fairy Wars hack.

Source please. All the little missing details and changes in basically every video point towards an original engine.

Sparen · « **Reply #27 on:** November 13, 2012, 12:23:18 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mhg_yKB9sc&list=PLC92DCC07AAF25F79&index=2&feature=plpp_video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxukn7umOpg&list=PLC92DCC07AAF25F79&index=1&feature=plpp_video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J3G-rZTy0c&list=PLC92DCC07AAF25F79&index=3&feature=plpp_video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6-SHXnoCgc&list=PLC92DCC07AAF25F79&index=4&feature=plpp_video

These are collections of hacks (konna touhou wa iyada)

There are some others, but those use a prehacked engine.

Sungho · « **Reply #28 on:** November 13, 2012, 01:26:22 AM »

Those videos are also done by the enigmatic person only known as yuke, and it was what I meant about the 'I wouldn't like this kind of Touhou' videos.

Still very hilarious.

Drake · « **Reply #29 on:** November 13, 2012, 01:49:25 AM »

But that's what I mean. His Mylist was even in my first post, stating he was yuke and that I'm familiar with his videos. Do you have any reason to believe they are hacks, Sparen? I certainly have reason to believe otherwise.

Author Topic: WELCOME TO ARSEHOLE TOUHOU. (Read 19425 times)

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