Touhou Despair Thread - Endless 8

[Zengeku]

What the hell ZUN? You are not fair sometimes.

Bright Star "Orion Belt": How am supposed to Gold medal that?

Light Sign "Triple Meteor": I got close to capping this but then stuff happened. Upon further tries i find the card putting bullets where i need to go through. I can see how this can be done though but its still annoying how bullets sometimes spawn in ways that you simply can't do anything about.

Or at least I can't do anything about. But its Normal mode. How will the Lunatic version look like? Hell, that can be said about almost any card in that game.

Light Sign "Triple Meteor: This thing walled me off. Sucks.

Rainbow Light "Prism Flash": I still don't know how i'm supposed to Gold medal this. If you stand the wrong place, you're screwed.

[jc_foster]

Anatomy of an EoSD stage 4 practice run:

1. Capture the books
2. Die to Koakuma
3.
4. .... restart
....
10. Wonder if you're going crazy when you think Sylphae Horn is harder than Sylphae Horn High Level.

[ark]

I can't believe I'm failing to get IN Stage 5 perfect, after almost 2 hours. I've done it in a full run before; why can't I do it in practice mode?

Illusion Seeker is annoying.

[Arcengal]

Dammit I keep losing damage races. You know, when you're shooting bosses right at the end of their health bar and die just before you reach the end of it.

[Drake]

Wonder if you're going crazy when you think Sylphae Horn is harder than Sylphae Horn High Level.

rank shenanigans
less bullets, faster speed vs more bullets, slower speed

[Bananamatic]

rank shenanigans
less bullets, faster speed vs more bullets, slower speed

lol mercury poison

[nintendonut888]

What the hell ZUN? You are not fair sometimes.

Bright Star "Orion Belt": How am supposed to Gold medal that?

Light Sign "Triple Meteor": I got close to capping this but then stuff happened. Upon further tries i find the card putting bullets where i need to go through. I can see how this can be done though but its still annoying how bullets sometimes spawn in ways that you simply can't do anything about.

Or at least I can't do anything about. But its Normal mode. How will the Lunatic version look like? Hell, that can be said about almost any card in that game.

Light Sign "Triple Meteor: This thing walled me off. Sucks.

Rainbow Light "Prism Flash": I still don't know how i'm supposed to Gold medal this. If you stand the wrong place, you're screwed.

Fair

Gold medals

Ha ha ha.

Oh, and playing IN stage 5 for the first time in months, perfected Tewi and the stage, lost to Lunatic Gaze (second spell card). :<

[Arcengal]

I JUST FAILED IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING AT ZERO SECONDS.

*aims pistol at head*

[MysTeariousYukari]

SA. Mega Flare. No visable health left in gauge. Get hit just before the card is capped. Rage at losing last life.

You have now mimiced what I went through the other day ;-;

> To Keine, Maribel and Iku: Shank Parsee before she shanks you in about 2-3 posts

[チソウ タイゼン]

fucking fuck

I was on a roll.
Capture Web- 2/2
Filled Miasma- 1/1
Green Eyed Monster- 1/1
Jealous of the Kind and Lovely- 1/1
Hate for the Humble and Rich- 1/1
Unnatural Phenomenon- 1/1
Hell's Wheel of Pain- 1/1
Storm on Mt. Ooe- 1/1
Knock Out in Three Steps- 1/1
Terrible Souvenir- 1/1
Mercury Poison- 1/1
Princess Undine- 1/1
Philosopher's Stone- 1/1

I'd tell Orin to go to hell but she's already there :/

[Matsuri]

yay 1000 posts