Even though you misplaced the characters, it's still acceptable for me. It's okay. :D
Now, let's do this! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o)
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"For a split second, all hearts stopped beating. - Sanzu River"
"GO!!!"
All the engines now roared as hard as they can, ear-torturing everyone nearby. The tires and tracks kicked up so much dusts and smoke while in the same time, screeching the road, it's as if there was a Sandstorm by Darude. Poor fairy gonna live the rest of her life suffering a lung cancer, unless if she committed suicide and respawn all healthy again.
Now for the first time in vehicle engineering, the Germans were able to accomplish an achievement: drifting on tracks, at least for the Sdkfz 250. But the absurd speed of the vehicles meant that the soldiers couldn't give a clear sight of the landscape. But it didn't matter to Steiner as the only thing in his mind was to beat this bakebake in this epic race in Gensokyo. The Sdkfz 222 however made a good progress in the race considering that it ran on only wheels and not on tracks or a mixture of both.
"Ooo~ I want to shoot this cannon into that red car. Can I, Can I?" asked the gunner of the 222 childishly. He does have a history of taking down an M18 Hellcat Tank Destroyer (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/M18-Hellcat-wiesloch-19450401.jpg) and a couple of M8 Greyhounds (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/M8-Greyhound-Haugh-3.jpg) and Mk.VII Tetrarchs. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Tanks_and_Afvs_of_the_British_Army_1939-45_KID4781.jpg) But only due to how lightly armoured were those vehicles. But still, a kill is a kill.
"No, that would be cheating and our Generals will mock us for that. Now shut up because I'm trying to catch up with those folks. You in other hand, keep an eye for incoming obstacles that I may not notice," answered the more mature driver in a mature way. Though he is still grateful to have a skillful gunner despite being in the same time, having some personality like Rumia in the author's opinion.
Meanwhile on the motorcycle,
"Haha, this baby's still up and running for this race! All that maintenance wasn't for nothing!" said Byakuren to herself as she excitedly drifts her the bike according to the corner's direction and angle she was facing up against. Nue however in the sidecar was just unamused to what would everybody call 'intense' competition, probably to the death.
"I wish I could still read my newspaper but the winds are against me. And now I'm feeling- OARGHH!!!" Nue puked violently down the road as a result of her dizzying head dealing against the G-force Byakuren is putting on her bike. Those liquid however aren't useless as the slowest racer, which was the Panzer splashed through the pool of liquid straight from the stomach. The liquid decreased the friction of the tracks to the road, thus speeding up the Panzer by 'slipping'. However, not everyone in the tank was pleased.
"I'll make the fucker who puked on my tank lick it back clean..." grumbled the tank commander who was up on the hatch. He saw the disgusting scene and was pissed when he smelled the 'lovely perfume' from Hell. The driver however suffered worse as he was the nearest to the puke, not to mention the first to smell it before the rest of the crew.
Makohashi Nyaako struggles on the steering and pedal controls while repeatedly turned her face at the talking car that challenged her earlier. Even though she was the first, for the time being, it wasn't even two minutes before the Audi stepped up to the 1st place, and vice-versa a few minutes later.
"Damn this guy is a good competitor, not to mention that youkai in it only serves as a living camerawoman along with her two dolls in the back seat. One looks scary though. But anyway- What the actual Fuck..." commented Makohashi on the current change of events, only jaw-dropping after she took a glance on her side-mirror. It was Steiner's mobile command post catching up just behind the Audi.
"This is what happens if you put Steiner's foot on Hanomag's pedal while running on high-quality fuel from Stalin himself! Even though he's an enemy of my country!" boasted Steiner loudly to get attention from Makohashi, but failed as his voice was only audible to the soldiers in the cabin, which were desperate with their pencils.
Let's see the current places our racers are in now:
#1: Makohashi Nyaako
#2: Dark Horse
#3: Steiner
#4: Byakuren
#5: Sdkfz 222
#6: Panzer IV
#7: Sdkfz 250/1 *wasn't applying much effort to the race. :V
Inside the Dark Horse, Medicine's seat rocked roughly but still managed to stay where she was. Su-san and Annabelle sat next to each other behind the car. Su-san received a menacing aura from Annabelle for the whole time, and not even realizing there was a race going on. But meanwhile up in the sky beyond the heavens, sat four gods named Grand, Starlight, Hannibal and Andy.
"How about I make an erotic NFSW scene in that car? Hihihihi... (evil small laugh). I'll add a censor in case somebody's still pure!" said Hannibal as he tries to manipulate the story, without the acknowledgement of the other Gods.
J-U-S-T K-I-D-D-I-N-G
In the Sdkfz 250/1, the soldiers on it were merely giving a 'meh' to the race they were participating. Sadly, only the driver and the gunner was present in the cabin as they experienced Gensokyo's peaceful breeze of untouched nature. Birds were chirping in the air, winds blowing in a peaceful manner and the sight of large fields of green grass and a few trees.
"Wow, this is purely an experience the others don't feel as for now. Our decision of not taking this race seriously has been paid off with this magnificent true view of Gensokyo!" said the gunner before taking a fresh breath of clean air. Since they're not on full speed, the engines were merely a small problem when sight-seeing. Then, comes three silhouettes.
(Writer's only:It's Marisa, Yuuka and Alice. And they're not tasked with mapping the area so they may forget some places.
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"Driver, stop NOW!"
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"Please continue this since it's late in the night for my place." - Hannibal
I was about to write, but since it was interfered, I'll just post the alternate choice-making scene.
"Uhh... I'm not sure-" stuttered Annabelle as she tried to think a good decision.
"JUST CHOOSE!" yelled Max.
"DRIVE!"
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Then, Max drifted Dark Horse around a tight corner nearly dropping into their deaths, with a few crumbles of rocks falling due to the weight of the car. Medicine, who was closing her eyes because of fear reopened it and saw the grace of Maxwell changing gears, pushing the pedals while keeping the car on track. But then, Max realized something:
"Why are there cars at full speed- OH. I get it! There's a race going on! It's a long goddamn time I didn't went turbo with vehicles, now's the chance to once again live my glory!" exclaimed Maxwell as he pushed the pedal harder, trying to catch up with Makohashi in the first position. Medicine was once again trapped in a car speeding at full speed.
"No matter who drives it, I will never get out of this car!" yelled out Medicine. But due to the loud engines of Dark Horse combined with Max's excitement, Max didn't hear Medicine's complaint and continued his reckless driving. Upon arriving just beside Makohashi, she took a glance.
"Oh my, now a driver has taken it's place? Where did the car's soul go? Nevermind that, but it seems like the driver... IS A DOLL LIKE HER PASSENGER!" said Makohashi, surprised to see Annabelle, or it's true soul Maxwell driving like a professional racer. From the start, Makohashi was receiving all the shock since the arrival of Dark Horse, as if lightning struck every time she saw something very weird.
Nue in the sidecar was as bored as ever like the gunner of the Sdkfz 222, except that she is still trying to control her stomach. Then, she saw Aya not far and thought of a mischievous plan. She tried to use her ability on Aya, while Aya herself didn't notice the change. But the disguise caught the gunner's attention.
"Ernst! I'm seeing something in the sky. It looks like a..." reported the gunner as he tries to fill the blanks of the identity of this object his looking at. Then, all the blanks in his brain were filled and he finally found a sure conclusion.
"It's The Jug! (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Republic_P-47N_Thunderbolt_in_flight.jpg) Are we clear to fire?" asked the gunner.
"If you have confirmed it, then fire at it, Manfred," replied Ernst. In reality, Ernst was too busy to think of a decision since he was bad at multi-tasking, so in case it really was an enemy aircraft, it would be a threat no more. Thus, Manfred with his gunning skill traversed the gun and fired a burst of 20mm rounds at Aya, who Manfred saw as the 'Jug'. The recoil however helped the armoured car from falling down the deep cliffs.
"Ayayaya! These Danmaku are faster than me!" said Aya as she tried the zigzag her way through the shells, while also trying to make sure her journal doesn't drop. A shell torn her left sleeve but thankfully, she was unharmed. Then, Nue thought of herself:
"Disguise Prank Gone Wrong." She remembered when she last saw it on the title of a Youtube video. She didn't watch the video but she still understood the title. And so, she decided to disable her ability on Aya and now Manfred sees a flying woman with wings, with torn clothes exposing a bit of her bra ;]
, in the air. He stopped firing and Ernst took notice.
"Did you took it down?" asked Ernst.
"Nope, it was a flying woman after all," replied Manfred.
"You're always like this, *sigh."
Cranking back a bit of time, when Manfred opened fire, Byakuren took notice since they are near to each other. At what the car was firing at, is what she saw some sort of flying blue orb. "Maybe that is their enemy?" wondered Byakuren, who suspected the orb to be spying on the foreign military that joined the race. Soon, the orb changed form into a more familiar looking being. Then, she looked at Nue who was sweating a bit fast. But she was a forgiver and wasn't all angry but she wanted to make sure she gives an advice later on.
Back to the present, the track was slowly getting steeper and Hans and the soldiers were hanging for their dear lives as Steiner was becoming more reckless. The Sdkfz 250 might have it's speed reduced but the same could also be said to the other racers. When the motorcycle drove into the sudden steep part of the track, Nue received her 'karma' as she experienced the G-force of a modern fighter pilot, thus once again puked onto the road. This time however, everyone dodged it and disregard it as another disgusting trap, except for the crew of the Panzer IV which recognized the same smell.
"The same person must've puked again. Lucky us we easily avoid it," said the tank commander while on the hatch.
Getting back to Franz and Wilhelm...
Now, the Sdkfz 250 entered the Forest of Magic as they heard crickets cricketing in the forest around them. Even if some of the plants were crushed by the half-track, it's small size could not do much damage to the forest, let alone causing deforestation. Franz looked around as he saw mushrooms bigger than a Tiger tank. But it was obvious those weren't the ones they were looking for.
Finally, Franz found their target when he glanced at a random mound of land. It was the mushroom that could heal even bullet wounds instantly just by eating it raw. He asked Wilhelm to halt, got down the from the passenger cabin, and walked carefully towards the mushroom. He proceeded to pick them up and put it in his sack. When he wanted to get back into the half-track, suddenly a creature pounced on him as he saw a glance of blonde hair with a red ribbon tied on it.