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Unusual application of ability
« on: August 30, 2016, 05:31:51 PM »
We know that Touhou's girl use their power for mundane and unusual thing, like Reisen's application as a sound buzzer, or Okuu's application to cook Yakitori. So I made this thread for us to think about all of the unusual application we could get from their power.

Let me start first: Kaguya's eternal manipulation: By frozen the molecues in place, she make the coolest ice cream ever.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2016, 12:20:54 AM »
Make Waggyhime do pool wave in the lake?
nvm, its lame.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2016, 02:26:24 AM »
Remilia uses her manipulation of fate to win poker games  :V
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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2016, 07:00:55 AM »
Keine never experiences the a case of the mondays, ever.

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2016, 08:10:48 AM »
Keine never experiences the a case of the mondays, ever.

Because she deleted all of them out of existence?
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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2016, 08:18:17 AM »
Reisen use her ability to make BGM for the situation, making her the second-most annoying sound in gensokyo.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2016, 08:48:16 AM »
Toyohime opens a demolition businness and uses her fan for a quick and clean job.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2016, 09:02:22 AM »
Meiling can open the fuck out of a jammed pickle jar.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2016, 12:38:43 PM »
Aya makes the fastest delivery ever.
Hina spins so fast she turns into a drill.
Yamame uses her web to give advanced hugs.
Yukari can get beer from the fridge without ever leaving the couch.
Satori would be the best interrogator ever.
Youmu is the ultimate deli slicer.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2016, 02:38:09 PM »
Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.

Free energy everywhere!

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2016, 03:26:33 PM »
Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.

Free energy everywhere!
So does that mean Suwako = geothermal?

Also you might as well call in Iku, it'll probably be way more efficient.

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2016, 05:12:45 PM »
Hell, if you want even more energy, ask Suika to make a miniature black hole and collect it hawking radiation.

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2016, 08:09:25 PM »
Hell, if you want even more energy, ask Suika to make a miniature black hole and collect it hawking radiation.
Doesn't seem very efficient though. You only get as much energy as you put into it.
I mean, these types of magic already violate most physics, but I'm pretty sure with most characters' abilities you could come up with some clever excuse to make it work in theory.
Still though, Iku could feed directly into the grid, bypassing pretty much all limitations.

At this point though, pretty much every character's abilities would be really useful if they weren't restricted by the plot. Like imagine an ordinary day:
Sakuya tries to knife Meiling for sleeping.
Hisoutensoku released.
Meiling is now a playable character, so she can graze!
nope.avi
Meanwhile...
Komachi gets her job done in 10 seconds by making the distance next to nothing and using her boat as a bridge.
Meanwhile...
Reimu resolving an incident as usual. And then she realized she could teleport so she teleported to the final boss.
Meanwhile...
Yuyuko realizes that not only can she fly, she also can't die! Yuyuko went to visit the moon.
Meanwhile...
Flandre's wings shouldn't be able to generate much lift, but screw physics. Also given that she's an EX boss how did Remi and the others manage to contain her for 495 years?
Meanwhile...
Someone actually beat Yukari?
Yukari flips border of win and loss.
Guess Yukari wins again.
Meanwhile...
Reisen can become invisible by inducing hallicinations. You saw nothing.

There's tons more situations we could name.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2016, 11:13:43 PM »
There are all kinds of gambling possibilities where Sakuya is concerned.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2016, 01:15:54 AM »
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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2016, 04:43:30 AM »
When in a pinch, Keine needs no hammer to drive nails.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2016, 05:33:12 AM »
Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.

Free energy everywhere!

Build a turbine and a water-filled closed tube forming a loop, put Mokou on one end and Cirno on the other. An easy steam engine!

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2016, 10:35:25 AM »
Build a turbine and a water-filled closed tube forming a loop, put Mokou on one end and Cirno on the other. An easy steam engine!
Patchouli would be a better choice. Less could go wrong. But wait...

Marisa: Whatcha got there? *poke*
*nuclear explosion* (not really)
DexterPatchy: Dee-Dee! Get out of my laboratory! Ugh.

Anyway...
Yukari ate too much so she uses gaps to put some of the contents of her stomach somewhere else.
Reisen maybe could reduce pain? And make panicking people calm down.
Rumia would be annoying to play hide and seek with. Even though you can see the big sphere of darkness you can't actually win if you can't find her.
Mystia as well.

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2016, 11:05:13 AM »
Kagerou:

Step 1: Turn wolf

Step 2: Shave the hair.

Step 3: Ask Yukari or Alice to mend these hair together.

Step 4: Profit in the fake hair industry. (Special werewolf hair! Only Available in Full moon)

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2016, 02:29:14 PM »
How big is Rumia's darkness sphere? Could Remi just tag along with Rumia and never burn in the sunlight? I mean I doubt she would be able to see anything but hey, at least she could go outside.
Same with Flandre. Although I guess Flan is fine staying indoors all the time being an Extra boss.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2016, 06:41:37 PM »
How big is Rumia's darkness sphere? Could Remi just tag along with Rumia and never burn in the sunlight? I mean I doubt she would be able to see anything but hey, at least she could go outside.
Same with Flandre. Although I guess Flan is fine staying indoors all the time being an Extra boss.
The maximum range is unknown, but Aya was apparently able to stay with Rumia in the darkness during all her StB stages, and people got inside without even meeting Rumia at least once, so it can probably get decently big if she wanted. Certainly bigger than just that 2-meters-diameter sphere shown in OSP, so hosting a couple more people shouldn't be a problem.


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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2016, 10:31:35 PM »
Yukari ate too much so she uses gaps to put some of the contents of her stomach somewhere else.
She also never needs to get up and walk to the bathroom - she can just put a gap in her panties that leads to the bathroom.

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2016, 10:47:34 PM »
She also never needs to get up and walk to the bathroom - she can just put a gap in her panties that leads to the bathroom.
I'm glad that I'm not the only person who thought of that. (hey, it's practical, don't call me a pervert)
That's would take some extreme accuracy, but hey, she could change the border of hit and miss.
Troll Yukari strikes again!
(as a side effect she might accidentally snipe Reimu)

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2016, 10:06:05 AM »
^Or even more effective, in her anus. Yukari would then truly be the idol that never poop or fart :)

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2016, 08:43:48 AM »
guhhh all of these great ideas are really making me want a canon touhou visual novel about the 'ordinary' lives in gensokyo.

oh well. im sure someone will make a fangame of something like that sooner or later, right?

also...

reimu making suika use her collective ability tew collect all the yen in gensokyo.
yawn...

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2016, 01:10:36 PM »
^She would have better chance asking Shou to do that. Just challenge Bikeren to SPELL CARD DUEL ON MOTOCYCLES!!! and win with her immense luck.

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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2016, 05:28:33 PM »
There's a whole danbooru gallery of Yukari's gap shenanigans, some of it SFW, some of it not.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1970[/nsfw]

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2016, 07:53:33 AM »
Wow, this thread turned really gross.

But a vacation with Yukari would be fun. No long ass car rides, no plane trips, just a gap and your there.
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Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2016, 08:08:55 AM »
^That's kinda what she's always do with her gap though

Re: Unusual application of ability
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2016, 08:32:54 AM »
And there would no reason to carry bags, just open a gap to home to get what you want.

Also, bank robbery.
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