Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: Spidere on March 18, 2010, 04:38:05 AM
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> You are AURICA! A lonely faerie from the outside world! You have been hired on by YUKARI YAKUMO. So far, you have defeated an ice faerie, bought groceries, sold cookies to a hungry salesmen, survived and lipped off one of the strongest youkai in all of Gensokyo. You can copy abilities at a whim, and am now fighting a giant zombie bear in the secret laboratory built by a red-headed catgirl. Located in the basement of the SDM, no less. You have fought zombies, snakes, and a centipede to get here. So don't screw this up!
> Skills:
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills.
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
> Quests:
-Resident Faeries: Stop the zombie infestation at the SDM.
-The Dolls that Shanghai: Investigate the marching dolls.
> Inventory:
-260 yen
-Fairy Set
-Journal
-List
-Sack Lunch
-Super Duper Megacrystal Pen
> A zombie bear is fast approaching! Do something!
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>Switch elemental to fire
>Use danmaku to set Zombie Bear fur on fire.
>Is Lily coherent enough to keep out of the way on her own?
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>See if Lily is in any condition to fight.
>If so, get her to distract the bear while we go for Orin.
>If not, tell her to keep out of the way for now until she recovers.
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> Pray on the small sliver of hope that there's a Koa-KUMA unit that will come to our rescue.
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> How long is the safety time that we use Feign Death for?
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> How long is the safety time that we use Feign Death for?
> Not that long. Besides, you'd leave Lily to die!
>Switch elemental to fire
>Use danmaku to set Zombie Bear fur on fire.
>Is Lily coherent enough to keep out of the way on her own?
> The bear appears to just brush off the attack.
> She seems to be, yes.
>See if Lily is in any condition to fight.
>If so, get her to distract the bear while we go for Orin.
>If not, tell her to keep out of the way for now until she recovers.
> Not yet, she's still trying to recover.
> "Okay, I'll be fine."
> Pray on the small sliver of hope that there's a Koa-KUMA unit that will come to our rescue.
> What's a KUMA?
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>Wait. Bears are big and slow.
>Make sure Lily's out of the way, then break out Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower
>Besides, zombies hate sunlight! It was zombies, right?
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>Wait. Bears are big and slow.
>Make sure Lily's out of the way, then break out Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower
> Yes. They are.
> You begin to launch the spread off of you. The bear doesn't seem to know how to react, and gets hit directly.
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>Keep it up until the bear becomes a former bear, or it figures out how to get around it.
>Watch out for Orin giving kicks to the face.
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>Keep it up until the bear becomes a former bear, or it figures out how to get around it.
>Watch out for Orin giving kicks to the face.
> You attempt to fire at the bear again, but he seems to have figured out how to dodge.
> She has returned to working on those terminals. No worries.
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>Bear have thick hide, so...
>Switch element to metal, use Foreign entity ~ One with no face. Let see him dance around that one!
>Oh that was a good one. Shout: "Let's see you dance around this one!"
>Briefly observe collateral damage, if any. Might be necessary to bust up that terminal.
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>Bear have thick hide, so...
>Switch element to metal, use Foreign entity ~ One with no face. Let see him dance around that one!
>Oh that was a good one. Shout: "Let's see you dance around this one!"
>Briefly observe collateral damage, if any. Might be necessary to bust up that terminal.
> You fire off a shroud of metallic shards, while cracking off measly one-liners.
> The bear takes multiple hits, and seems to have taken some damage!
> One of the monitors smashed. But it doesn't seem to dismay the cat.
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> Ruin the terminals with metal danmaku.
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>Focus all of our danmaku into super fast, super dense gathering of spirit danmaku
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> Ruin the terminals with metal danmaku.
> You blast at the terminals wildly, until finally a small button covered in glass is pressed down by a stray shot.
> The cat Nya's in dismay.
> "You fool! You pressed the self-destruct!"
> A voice on an intercom comes on.
> "Laboratory self-destruction activated. Please evacuate within t-minus, 15 minutes."
>Focus all of our danmaku into super fast, super dense gathering of spirit danmaku
> How?
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>By the way, our Danmaku is lv4 and not lv3, right? When we leveled it to 4 you said we didn't get a spellcard for it, but I figured it still went up.
>Would the elevator be able to take us back so we can escape, or do we need to find a different way out?
>Watch Orin to see if she starts going somewhere, and don't forget we've still got a bear problem.
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>Wait. Bears are big and slow.
> Yes. They are.
Not really, actually. They can run 60 kilometers per hour (about 40 mph), but only for a short while before they get exhausted. But they know when to use that sprint at the right times effectively. So they can be pretty fast if they want to be.
> Make for the elevator!
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>"Hey Lily, isn't spring here?"
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>By the way, our Danmaku is lv4 and not lv3, right? When we leveled it to 4 you said we didn't get a spellcard for it, but I figured it still went up.
>Would the elevator be able to take us back so we can escape, or do we need to find a different way out?
>Watch Orin to see if she starts going somewhere, and don't forget we've still got a bear problem.
> I'm not always going to give you a new spellcard~ That's not fair.
> The elevator would still work.
> She turns into a cat and runs off to the elevator. You can see a small raven with a green ribbon fly down and grab her by the scruff of the neck. It then quickly flies away.
Not really, actually. They can run 60 kilometers per hour (about 40 mph), but only for a short while before they get exhausted. But they know when to use that sprint at the right times effectively. So they can be pretty fast if they want to be.
> Make for the elevator!
> You sprint to the elevator with Lily.
>"Hey Lily, isn't spring here?"
> "IT'S SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"
> Lily blasts danmaku off behind her. The bear isn't even phased.
> You activate the elevator, as the security mesh blocks off the bear.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 14 minutes."
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>Check Lily to see if she's okay now.
>Radio in to see if we can get a response from either Remilia or Cirno, maybe destroying the terminals stopped whatever was blocking the signal.
>Yell at the elevator to go faster!
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>Check Lily to see if she's okay now.
>Radio in to see if we can get a response from either Remilia or Cirno, maybe destroying the terminals stopped whatever was blocking the signal.
>Yell at the elevator to go faster!
> She seems in good condition.
> "Cirno! Daiyousei! Remilia! Anyone! Do you copy!?"
> You hear Daiyousei's voice:
> "What the hell is going on down there? The kappa are outside the mansion, using sonar to see if you're okay. What we got, was two faeries and a giant bear."
> Yukari chimes in:
> "That won't help, I don't think."
> At the bottom of the railing, you can see the bear transforming.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 13 minutes."
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>"No cat!?"
>Look down to see Orin anywhere.
>Look also at the changes the bear has.
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>"No cat!?"
>Look down to see Orin anywhere.
>Look also at the changes the bear has.
> She was picked up by a raven, remember?
> Well, it's sprouting tentacles, it's growing, and it definitely doesn't have any features making it look like a bear....
> It begins to sprint up the wall, chasing the elevator.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 12 minutes."
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> Just fucking Fly out
> Shoot some Water danamku at the Zombie Tentacle Beast, becasue I don't think We've used that element yet
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> Just fucking Fly out
> Shoot some Water danamku at the Zombie Tentacle Beast, becasue I don't think We've used that element yet
> Said safety mesh covers the top part of the elevator.
> You can't shoot water.
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>Look to see how much farther up we have to go.
>Shoot at the bear if possible!
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> Oh, ok then shoot whatever we havn't used yet at it.
> But first, shoot the mesh and fly out all fast like.
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>Look to see how much farther up we have to go.
>Shoot at the bear if possible!
> Not much farther.
> You try to shoot the bear, but your bullets hardly phase it.
> The horrific monstrosity that was once a bear clings onto the side of the elevator, reaching through the mesh.
> Oh, ok then shoot whatever we havn't used yet at it.
> But first, shoot the mesh and fly out all fast like.
> Sun doesn't work, earth doesn't work, but fire seems to do well.
> The mesh lets magic pass right through. That cat built this place well.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 11 minutes."
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>Use the second spell card while staying in the fire element!
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>Use the second spell card while staying in the fire element!
> How many times must I reiterate? That card is wind element.
> You blast the beast repeatedly with it, though it's hardly flinching.
> The bear hanging on the side has stopped the elevator. Do something!
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 10 minutes."
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>Is it safe to get on top of the bear?
>If so, get on it's back and fisticuff it's head off
>Find the red and blue wires
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>Is it safe to get on top of the bear?
>If so, get on it's back and fisticuff it's head off
>Find the red and blue wires
> Well, no, it is not...In any way.
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>Blast its head off with whatever gun or danmaku we have
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>Blast its head off with whatever gun or danmaku we have
> You just say f*** it and blast away wildly. Lily seems to get a similar idea and the two of you just concentrate fire until it let's go. Easy enough.
> You are now at the top of the platform.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 9 minutes."
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>Oh sorry. Meant the second spellcard in the order you gave it on the first post of this topic... moving on!
>Run out of the elevator onto the platform!
>If platform is inaccessible, activate Foreign Entity ~ One with no face!
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>Oh sorry. Meant the second spellcard in the order you gave it on the first post of this topic... moving on!
>Run out of the elevator onto the platform!
>If platform is inaccessible, activate Foreign Entity ~ One with no face!
> Wait....Crap. My records are screwed...Let me fix it here....
> You sprint onto the platform and move towards the exit. You hear the elevator behind you snap like a twig as the monstrosity smashes it.
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 8 minutes."
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>"HOLY CRAP"
>"BAD KUMA! BAD KUMA! KUMA BAD!"
>Fire it's head more
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>"HOLY CRAP"
>"BAD KUMA! BAD KUMA! KUMA BAD!"
>Fire it's head more
> Lily seems to be just as afraid as you are.
> You fire at the beast desperately as it comes through the entryway. It lets out a horrific scream upon sight of you. It seems the attack was somewhat effective.
> The door to the library opens. You can Daiyousei standing there!
> "Lily! Aurica! Use this!"
> She tosses you a rocket launcher.
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>"MAGGOT!"
>Ready. Aim. Fire.
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> Finish this, traditional RE style.
(though we could've also just cut the elevator rope once we were at the top, squashing the bearstrosity)
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> If bear is killed GET OUT OF THE MANSION.
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>"If god would have wanted you to live then he would not have created me!"
>Point to self after shooting the rocket.
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>"If Shinki would have wanted you to live then She would not have created me!"
>Point to self after shooting the rocket.
Fix'd
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>"MAGGOT!"
>Ready. Aim. Fire.
> Finish this, traditional RE style.
(though we could've also just cut the elevator rope once we were at the top, squashing the bearstrosity)
> You blast the beast with the rocket launcher. It howls in pain and falls to the floor.
> Allow me to explain the elevator, it was a giant circular platform which a safety mesh surrounds before movement. The centerpiece it moved up and down on was thick steel.
>"If god would have wanted you to live then he would not have created me!"
>Point to self after shooting the rocket.
> Lily mumbles under her breath:
> "Ugh..Worst line I've ever heard."
> "Self-destruction in t-minus, 2 minutes."
> You begin to run up the steps. As you reach the top, a massive explosion fries the basement and rockets up behind you.
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> Jump out of the mansion in an epic manner.
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> Jump out of the mansion in an epic manner.
> Well, you have a lot of house to run out of, you won't make it!
> You leap out of the basement in an epic manner.
> Your radio crackles on. The cat girls voice:
> "Well, thank you for destroying any evidence of my involvement! I was afraid they would catch me!"
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> Be dissapointed the bearstrosity only fell down dead instead of epically splattering apart into itty bitty little pieces.
> (to Lily:) "Oh, and you think that 'Eat Spring and die' line deserves an award? That one absolutely sucked."
> (to Catgirl:) "Go fuck with that chicken whore, you STD infected slut."
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> Be dissapointed the bearstrosity only fell down dead instead of epically splattering apart into itty bitty little pieces.
> (to Lily:) "Oh, and you think that 'Eat Spring and die' line deserves an award? That one absolutely sucked."
> (to Catgirl:) "Go fuck with that chicken whore, you STD infected slut."
> Yes, you were expecting a big explosion and fan debate whether it was dead or not.
> "Oh shut up. It was better than yours.
> "Nyahaha! Wait...Okuu....Stop!"
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> Enjoy the sound of Raven girl attempting rape on Cat girl.
> Brush any dust and dirt off you've gotten on yourself from that blast.
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> If there is no more danger walk out of the mansion in a calm and collected matter.
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> Enjoy the sound of Raven girl attempting rape on Cat girl.
> Brush any dust and dirt off you've gotten on yourself from that blast.
> You listen for more. You hear the another girls voice.
> "If I see that girl again, she'll be blasted to bits!"
> "Okuu, calm down! Remember last time?"
> You brush the dust and debris off of your dress.
> If there is no more danger walk out of the mansion in a calm and collected matter.
> Flan appears to have eradicated the zombies. So all objectives clear!
> You head outside the mansion.
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> Meet up with Remilia at HQ and give the mission report.
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>"Dangit, Lily. I didn't even get to try some of that crazy make animals big stuff...."
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>"Dangit, Lily. I didn't even get to try some of that crazy make animals big stuff...."
> "Yeah, at least we aren't dead though, right?"
> Meet up with Remilia at HQ and give the mission report.
> "Your OK!"
> "Yeah, it wasn't easy."
> You explain the events to her. She appears to be lost in thought.
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>"I don't think so, anyways..."
>Back to where Remilia and friends were hiding.
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>"I don't think so, anyways..."
>Back to where Remilia and friends were hiding.
Note: Sorry about that, I skipped the post accidentally. It's fixed now.
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> "Yeah, and the SDM owes us now! We could ask anything from them! Like picture books from the library!"
EDIT: Oh, whoops, I didn't see that we were already at HQ. Ignore the aforementioned and tell about the events and that cat girls are evil.
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>"You should think of this as an opportunity to rebuild without a whole bunch of stupid traps everywhere. Oh, hey, did Flandre make it out?"
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>ponder why we've been so vulger to cat girl (who is orin)
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>ponder why we've been so vulger to cat girl (who is orin)
>Heat of the moment. You can't have guns and not cuss up a storm. It's just more evidence that guns are bad for you.
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>ponder why we've been so vulger to cat girl (who is orin)
>Heat of the moment. You can't have guns and not cuss up a storm. It's just more evidence that guns are bad for you.
AND she tried to kill us AND she crossed the moral line AND she was a stuck up, pompous, little bitch AND we couldn't get even one hit on her. All that summed together = Orin's an annoying slut.
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Hey mang, none of those things suggest she's a slut =[
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Hey mang, none of those things suggest she's a slut =[
Fine, annoying bitch then.
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> "Yeah, and the SDM owes us now! We could ask anything from them! Like picture books from the library!"
EDIT: Oh, whoops, I didn't see that we were already at HQ. Ignore the aforementioned and tell about the events and that cat girls are evil.
> Yukari chips in.
> "Well, they don't work quite like that..."
>"You should think of this as an opportunity to rebuild without a whole bunch of stupid traps everywhere. Oh, hey, did Flandre make it out?"
> Remilia looks puzzled.
> "Traps...? Other than the armors near the library...There are no traps...Ah, Flandre? She stepped outside for only a moment, asking if she could go back in and play some more. She's fine."
>ponder why we've been so vulger to cat girl (who is orin)
>Heat of the moment. You can't have guns and not cuss up a storm. It's just more evidence that guns are bad for you.
AND she tried to kill us AND she crossed the moral line AND she was a stuck up, pompous, little bitch AND we couldn't get even one hit on her. All that summed together = Orin's an annoying slut.
> Well, calling her a slut was a little uncalled for...
Hey mang, none of those things suggest she's a slut =[
Fine, annoying bitch then.
> Well, someone must've pissed in your cornflakes.
> You can see Cirno flying towards you.
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>Wave to her.
>... Get ready for any sudden attempts for reclaiming the title "The Strongest"
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>Wave to her.
>... Get ready for any sudden attempts for reclaiming the title "The Strongest"
> You wave. She seems flustered and embarrassed.
> "Aurica!" She yells, "I-I got something I really uhh...need to...y'know...tell you."
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>"Yeah what? Is it about cupcakes? I could use some of those."
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Meh, I just hate characters who act all 'high and mighty' and can't be defeated, despite being significantly weaker than characters who deserve acting like that. And I don't like Orin that much anyway.
> "Really? Ok, what's the news?"
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To be fair? Look who Orin was taking on. Lily White and some unknown faerie. And she had a bear. And was thoroughly kicking our asses on her own before we hit the self destruct. Really, Orin wasn't all that out of line. All we really managed to do was blind her once.
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To be fair? Look who Orin was taking on. Lily White and some unknown faerie. And she had a bear. And was thoroughly kicking our asses on her own before we hit the self destruct. Really, Orin wasn't all that out of line. All we really managed to do was blind her once.
With 'significantly weaker than others' I meant the likes of Yuuka and Remilia. I also found her hateful for 'playing' with us, giving us disintegratable weapons, taunting all the way and overal acting like some wanna-be Albert Wesker . And she crossed the moral event horizon by making monstrosities and turning all those innocent outside world fairies into zombies. She also nearly put an end to the SDM crew and the most grating thing was that she went 'neener neener neener' at the end. From what I've seen she's thouroughly evil here. I think it's justified to call her a slut/bitch.
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>"Yeah what? Is it about cupcakes? I could use some of those."
> "N-no...It isn't..."
Meh, I just hate characters who act all 'high and mighty' and can't be defeated, despite being significantly weaker than characters who deserve acting like that. And I don't like Orin that much anyway.
> "Really? Ok, what's the news?"
Well, she was supposed to act like Wesker during the fight. I did the best I could without making her seem dumb.
> "W-well...You beat the bad guys...and helped out Daiyousei...So...You're the strongest now..."
> Shocking news.
To be fair? Look who Orin was taking on. Lily White and some unknown faerie. And she had a bear. And was thoroughly kicking our asses on her own before we hit the self destruct. Really, Orin wasn't all that out of line. All we really managed to do was blind her once.
> Well, yes.
With 'significantly weaker than others' I meant the likes of Yuuka and Remilia. I also found her hateful for 'playing' with us, giving us disintegratable weapons, taunting all the way and overal acting like some wanna-be Albert Wesker . And she crossed the moral event horizon by making monstrosities and turning all those innocent outside world fairies into zombies. She also nearly put an end to the SDM crew and the most grating thing was that she went 'neener neener neener' at the end. From what I've seen she's thouroughly evil here. I think it's justified to call her a slut/bitch.
> Well, bitch, definitely.
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>"Hell yeah I'm the strongest! But you're still the strongest Gensokyoan, because I'm all foreign and junk."
>Encouraging smile!
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>"Hell yeah I'm the strongest! But you're still the strongest Gensokyoan, because I'm all foreign and junk."
>Encouraging smile!
> "N...No...You're a real G-Gensokyoan now!"
> She looks embarrassed and flies off.
> Dayousei flies by and waves goodbye.
> Lily yawns and says her good night. She flies off to the northeast.
> "Well Aurica, time for bed. Do you want me to bring you home, or do you want to explore some more?"
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>"There, I saw zombie bears, giant mutant bugs, crazy cat-girls, a crazy vampire loli. I think I'm going to bed"
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>Wave to Lily and everyone else.
>"Bed now, miss kidnapper angel. But maybe I could have the day off tomorrow?"
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>"There, I saw zombie bears, giant mutant bugs, crazy cat-girls, a crazy vampire loli. I think I'm going to bed"
>Wave to Lily and everyone else.
>"Bed now, miss kidnapper angel. But maybe I could have the day off tomorrow?"
> "But of course! If you need a day off, simply say so."
> You feel like you're falling. Until you land on your bed.
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>Relax on bed. Stare at ceiling. Wait for self to calm down. Look into supper if sleep doesn't catch up to us by then.
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>Sleep tight! Don't let the Nightbugs bite!
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>Relax on bed. Stare at ceiling. Wait for self to calm down. Look into supper if sleep doesn't catch up to us by then.
> You begin to relax. You wouldn't need to worry about supper. It's pretty late. You were in that mansion all day.
>Sleep tight! Don't let the Nightbugs bite!
> You begin to sleep.
> You are ULTRA HUNTER AURICA ZX XZ. You are to kill the hundreds of zombies and demons before you.
> Inventory:
-Big Swords
-Laser cannon
-A piece of toast so delicious you wrestled it from the hands of the devil
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>"I am Aurica. SOLDIER 1st Class."
>Charge with the power of angst
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>"I am Aurica. SOLDIER 1st Class."
>Charge with the power of angst
> Well, you're not, technically. You blew up SOLDIER.
> You begin to charge the powers of lame, spiky hair.
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>SHUN GOKU SATSU => SUMMON CHERRY CAKES!
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> "By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
> Become the strongest fairy in the universe.
> Consume toast in most epic fashion
> Get to killing.
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>take a potato chip, and eat it
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> "By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
> Become the strongest fairy in the universe.
> Consume toast in most epic fashion
> Get to killing.
>Toast and cherry cakes. Hell yes.
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> Do a backflip, leap into the sky gather energy into a big sword and swoop through the zombies and Demons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4cxf40VIg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4cxf40VIg) 5:59 is what I mean >:D
Oh and, how do I make the link go to a point I want in a video?
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>But as you reach the peak of the jump, you begin to fall and cannot stop, crashing into the floor and forcibly waking up. (Possibly in the middle of the night?)
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>SHUN GOKU SATSU => SUMMON CHERRY CAKES!
> "By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
> Become the strongest fairy in the universe.
> Consume toast in most epic fashion
> Get to killing.
>Toast and cherry cakes. Hell yes.
> You omnom the toast as cherry cakes begin to fall from the sky.
> Do a backflip, leap into the sky gather energy into a big sword and swoop through the zombies and Demons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4cxf40VIg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4cxf40VIg) 5:59 is what I mean >:D
Oh and, how do I make the link go to a point I want in a video?
> You slam down and blow up the barren landscape you are currently on.
>But as you reach the peak of the jump, you begin to fall and cannot stop, crashing into the floor and forcibly waking up. (Possibly in the middle of the night?)
> You have nowhere to stand! So you begin to fall.....
> You have woken up! You are AURICA!
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>Stare at ceiling. Determine time of day.
>"...I need something with cherries. Right now."
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> Wright down dream in logbook. That was so awesome it needs to be immortilized on paper.
> Get out of bed, shower, brush teeth and dress yourself up (preferably a new set of clothing. All that running and fighting might've made your dress sweaty).
> Meet up with the Yakumo's for breakfast.
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> Wright down dream in logbook. That was so awesome it needs to be immortilized on paper.
> Get out of bed, shower, brush teeth and dress yourself up (preferably a new set of clothing. All that running and fighting might've made your dress sweaty).
> Meet up with the Yakumo's for breakfast.
>We stole a maid's uniform, let's use that.
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>Stare at ceiling. Determine time of day.
>"...I need something with cherries. Right now."
> Indeed!
> Wright down dream in logbook. That was so awesome it needs to be immortilized on paper.
> Get out of bed, shower, brush teeth and dress yourself up (preferably a new set of clothing. All that running and fighting might've made your dress sweaty).
> Meet up with the Yakumo's for breakfast.
> You wrote down the awesome dream in your journal.
>We stole a maid's uniform, let's use that.
> With a lack of better clothing, you put on the MAIDS UNIFORM.
> You walk over to breakfast.
> Ran is making pancakes!
> Yukari is reading the news, and Chen is eagerly awaiting pancakes.
> As soon as Yukari sees you she speaks up.
> "I forgot to mention, yesterday, Yuka caught Ran while she was shopping. Told her to give you this package."
> She snaps her fingers and a box falls. Hitting you on the head. Chen giggles.
> "Open it up, see whats inside!""
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>Open the box. Be prepared for it to be a trap, though.
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> Better yet, open it up outside, and from a distance with a stick. We don't want too much property damage, now do we?
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> Unless there is some sort of thing that makes doing so impossible (i.e. tape or giftwrapping or something like that), open the box with a stick or long object. Yuka's still not our friend.
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>Open the box. Be prepared for it to be a trap, though.
> Better yet, open it up outside, and from a distance with a stick. We don't want too much property damage, now do we?
> Unless there is some sort of thing that makes doing so impossible (i.e. tape or giftwrapping or something like that), open the box with a stick or long object. Yuka's still not our friend.
> There is giftwrapping, but you open it outside, in case it's a bomb.
> Inside, there is a WHITE DRESS, YUKA JAMMIES, and ELLY'S NOTE.
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>Read ELLY'S NOTE
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> Examine the features of the new clothing (and celebrate the aquirement of Yuuka's fudging cutadorable pajamas! :3)
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> Examine the interior of the box for any traps or hidden devices
> Receive items LoZ-style, especially the Yuka tunic jammies
>Read ELLY'S NOTE
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> Examine the features of the new clothing (and celebrate the aquirement of Yuuka's fudging cutadorable pajamas! :3)
> The jammies appear to be a perfect replica of Yuka's. It also has a giant pink pocketwatch!
>Read ELLY'S NOTE
> Examine the interior of the box for any traps or hidden devices
> Receive items LoZ-style, especially the Yuka tunic jammies
> The note reads:
> "Sorry for all the trouble she caused. -Elly"
> No traps. Thankfully.
> You have obtained YUKA JAMMIES!
> You have obtained WHITE DRESS!
> You have obtained GIANT POCKETWATCH!
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> DA-NA-NA-NAAAA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A&feature=related)
> Put new clothes in closet at the Yakumo residence, so whenever we make our clothes dirty again we can use the new white dress back at home. Maybe Ran washes the clothes we've made dirty. And now ewe don't have to sleep in our day clothes!
> Check if the watch does anything besides showing the time.
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> DA-NA-NA-NAAAA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A&feature=related)
> Put new clothes in closet at the Yakumo residence, so whenever we make our clothes dirty again we can use the new white dress back at home. Maybe Ran washes the clothes we've made dirty. And now ewe don't have to sleep in our day clothes!
> Check if the watch does anything besides showing the time.
> You put the clothes into your closet. Though, you don't think the maid uniform is a good idea. People will think you're from the SDM!
> Well, it works as a stopwatch, too. It seems quite durable. It could possibly be used as a striking weapon.
> You hear Ran call.
> "Aurica! Pancakes are ready!"
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> Yeah, you're right. Change into new white clothes after breakfast.
> But first, breakfast!
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> Yeah, you're right. Change into new white clothes after breakfast.
> But first, breakfast!
> You sprint to the table and begin to dig into the stack of pancakes on your plate.
> Yukari hands you the bunbunmaru news.
> "Look. Your grand adventure with Lily is in the paper."
> On the front page, a picture of you and Lily moving into the mansion is shown. It goes into a detailed story of you eradicating thousands of zombies whom mysteriously appeared. Doesn't mention the secret lab. That girl was right. No one would ever know of her involvement.
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> But didn't we tell Remi about her? D:
> Headdesk if we didn't.
> Is there anything else mentionable about the article?
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> But didn't we tell Remi about her? D:
> Headdesk if we didn't.
> Is there anything else mentionable about the article?
> You don't think so....Even if you did, there's no proof, and it would have been dismissed as insane rumors. This newspaper wouldn't buy into those...Would it?
> Nope. It just goes on about how you're heros.
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> "Hey, would you happen to know who wrote that article? I have some important information that's not here, and I'd like people to know!"
> Maybe we could get someone else to help us find out why Orin was makeing zombies if more people know about it~
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> "Hey, would you happen to know who wrote that article? I have some important information that's not here, and I'd like people to know!"
> Maybe we could get someone else to help us find out why Orin was makeing zombies if more people know about it~
> "You mean Aya? The tengu? Don't try it. You won't be able to get into the village. And it's not a good idea for me to send you there. If you randomly appeared there, they would likely imprison you until someone breaks you out."
> "Well, that cat was Orin, the corpse ferrier from the underground. You could likely go underground and get some answers. But I thought you were taking the day off?"
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> "True, true. I was just curious."
> FFFFFF I just realise we could've used Chen's kitty speed we copied to fight Orin!
> "So Chen, wanna play with me today?"
> If Chen wants to play, first tell her to wait for a moment while you go get your new white dress.
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> "True, true. I was just curious."
> FFFFFF I just realise we could've used Chen's kitty speed we copied to fight Orin!
> "So Chen, wanna play with me today?"
> If Chen wants to play, first tell her to wait for a moment while you go get your new white dress.
> Yukari grins.
> "I know you were planning on going, Aurica. No secrets."
> You only have KITTY STEALTH at the moment.
> "Yes m'yam!"
> "Wait a moment, I need to get out of this maid suit."
> You walk to your room and grab the dress out of your closet.
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> Get dressed.
> Go play with Chen.
> "What do ya wanna play?"
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> Get dressed.
> Go play with Chen.
> "What do ya wanna play?"
> You get dressed.
> "Let's play hide and seek again!"
> "Just the two of us?"
> Yukari and Ran appear out of a gap.
> "We shall be playing as well."
> Chen looks delighted.
> "You're it Aurica! Try and catch us!"
> Yukari puts on her sinister grin.
> "Yes. Find us as well."
> Ran disappears. Yukari waves, moments before gapping somewhere.
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> This'll be a lot harder this time around....
> Count down from 20 before searching.
> Check behind the trees first!
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> This'll be a lot harder this time around....
> Count down from 20 before searching.
> Check behind the trees first!
> Yup...
> As you begin to count, you hear Chen fly off into the distance. Gensokyo wide, this game is.
> No one.
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>Check the Yakumo residence
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> Check the surrounding area first.
> Then areas where people/youkai tend to gather that's not dangerous.
> Be a bastard and start asking around.
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> Be a bastard and start asking around.
> But that's cheating. ;_;
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>Faeries never cheat! Except when they do. But that doesn't count.
>Ponder if it would be possible to get a thank you note to Elly. That really was nice of her.
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>Check the Yakumo residence
> You find no one. Although there is a note from Yukari on the kitchen table that reads, "Ha ha!"
> Check the surrounding area first.
> Then areas where people/youkai tend to gather that's not dangerous.
> Be a bastard and start asking around.
> But that's cheating. ;_;
>Faeries never cheat! Except when they do. But that doesn't count.
>Ponder if it would be possible to get a thank you note to Elly. That really was nice of her.
> Well, you'll likely have to.
> Yukari may be able to help.
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>Head toward town.
>Enjoy the trip. Use new-found Pocketwatch to time the trip.
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> Activate Kitty Stealth as a way to try to surprise them.
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>Head toward town.
>Enjoy the trip. Use new-found Pocketwatch to time the trip.
> You time the trip there. It took you a mere 3m and 34s!
> Activate Kitty Stealth as a way to try to surprise them.
> You activate KITTY STEALTH.
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>Look in the Alleys
>Look in the Inn's
>Look in Akyu's House
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>Look in the Alleys
>Look in the Inn's
>Look in Akyu's House
> There is simply no one...Maybe you should ask around?
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> Ask a few passerbys if they've seen a red-clad cat girl, a white and indigo robed kyubi woman and a purple dressed blond lady anywhere.
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> Ask a few passerbys if they've seen a red-clad cat girl, a white and indigo robed kyubi woman and a purple dressed blond lady anywhere.
> "Nope."
> "Nuh uh."
> "Saw a Kyuubi head into the general store..."
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> Kitty Stealth into the store.
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> Kitty Stealth into the store.
> You stealthily slip inside. You don't think you needed to. You can see Ran checking out groceries.
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> Jump into Ran's tails
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>Tag Ran
>Turn off Stealth
>"Hiya Ran"
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> Jump into Ran's tails
>Tag Ran
>Turn off Stealth
>"Hiya Ran"
> You leap into Ran's tails when you tag her. They are very, very, very soft.
> You disable KITTY STEALTH.
> "Well, you got me Aurica. I was hoping I'd be able to get my shopping done and slip back home after you left."
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>"Well, I'm off to find everyone else!"
>Go to the Magic Forest
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>"And I want some cherry cakes for dessert, they've been haunting my dreams and I need to get back at 'em!"
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>Stay in the tails a bit longer before doing so.
>While doing so, ask her if she could possibly hint where the other two are.
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>"And I want some cherry cakes for dessert, they've been haunting my dreams and I need to get back at 'em!"
> Ran looks up. Lost in thought.
> "That reminds me! I have one in the oven now."
>Stay in the tails a bit longer before doing so.
>While doing so, ask her if she could possibly hint where the other two are.
> "I'm afraid not Aurica. That's cheating!"
>"Well, I'm off to find everyone else!"
>Go to the Magic Forest
> "Good luck!"
> She smiles and waves as you run out.
> You fly to the outskirts of the forest of magic.
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>"HEY IS THAT A MOOOUUUSSEEE!!!????"
>See if Chen is here
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>"HEY IS THAT A MOOOUUUSSEEE!!!????"
>See if Chen is here
> Nothing. That was a really dumb move. You're pretty sure she's smarter than that!
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>Look around for local faeries, or other such peoples.
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>Look around for local faeries, or other such peoples.
> It's actually quite quiet...Wait...You can hear marching...
> You whirl around, checking around your surroundings. You can see the legion of dolls marching towards you, weapons drawn.
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>"Hi Shanghai!"
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>Wave to Destroying Army!
>Do they seem hostile?
>Do they seem like they're coming for us?
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>"Hi Shanghai!"
> The cold stare...
>Wave to Destroying Army!
>Do they seem hostile?
>Do they seem like they're coming for us?
> The cold staring continues.
> It's hard to tell...They lack emotion...
> See above.
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>"You guys want to bring the ruckus, don't you?"
>Fly up out of easy attacking range, see what they do.
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> Ask why they are here.
> DO NOT ENGAGE.
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> "By the way, dolls, have you seen a cat youkai, or an elegant lady in purple around here? or could you direct me to some who might know where they are?"
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>"You guys want to bring the ruckus, don't you?"
>Fly up out of easy attacking range, see what they do.
> They stop and stare at you.
> Ask why they are here.
> DO NOT ENGAGE.
> One of them somewhere in the group lets out a, "Shanghai!" That's about the only answer you got.
> "By the way, dolls, have you seen a cat youkai, or an elegant lady in purple around here? or could you direct me to some who might know where they are?"
> Once again, a different doll let's out a "Shanghai!"
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>"...Shanghai? That's what you told me last time."
>Move around a little and see if they track our motions.
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(We didn't try to steal from Yakumo residence? Disappointing, but then again intelligent.)
>Come in for a closer look.
>Check if numbers have increased.
>Try moving in different directions to see if they respond to anything. (Possibly moving defensively in a way that would reveal a general direction of a controller.)
>Try examing individuals to ascertain method of receiving control. (Strings, wireless receiver, nothing?)
>Try something odd for a reaction, like looking under a skirt, or activating KITTY STEALTH in the middle of the legion.
>If a direction of a possible controller is found, pretend to get bored, fly off, and circle around in KITTY STEALTH to search for the source.
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We stole the household itself.
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>"...Shanghai? That's what you told me last time."
>Move around a little and see if they track our motions.
> "Shanghai!"
> They are. Wherever you move, they carefully track you.
(We didn't try to steal from Yakumo residence? Disappointing, but then again intelligent.)
>Come in for a closer look.
>Check if numbers have increased.
>Try moving in different directions to see if they respond to anything. (Possibly moving defensively in a way that would reveal a general direction of a controller.)
>Try examing individuals to ascertain method of receiving control. (Strings, wireless receiver, nothing?)
>Try something odd for a reaction, like looking under a skirt, or activating KITTY STEALTH in the middle of the legion.
>If a direction of a possible controller is found, pretend to get bored, fly off, and circle around in KITTY STEALTH to search for the source.
> The numbers are the same.
> They simply follow your movements and stare at you.
> Nothing really happens.
> "Shanghai!"
> There is no direction of the controller. It's all controlled wirelessly somehow.
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> Say "Shanghai!" back. Await response.
> Approach very slowly.
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> Say "Shanghai!" back. Await response.
> Approach very slowly.
> Many of the dolls let out a "Shanghai!"
> You approach the army slowly.
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>Presuming no reaction, there is only one solution: Pick a doll an give it a right proper huggin'.
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> Preferably pick up a doll with the least lethal weapon...
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> "Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai France Hollands Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!"
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> "Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai France Hollands Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!"
> Begin grouping them into trios
> "One two three, one two three..."
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> "Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai France Hollands Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!"
> Rangoon. Rotterdam. Runcton. The Cayman Islands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-N9057wiQ)
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>Presuming no reaction, there is only one solution: Pick a doll an give it a right proper huggin'.
> Preferably pick up a doll with the least lethal weapon...
> You pick up a doll and hug it. Nothing happens.
> "Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai France Hollands Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!"
> All the dolls begin to look around. Suddenly, one of them lets out another "Shanghai!" Setting off the rest of the group. Hearing one hundred dolls chattering a single word is quite the site to behold.
> "Shanghai! Shanghai!"
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>"This is the best military ever."
>Yesterday's balance of violence must be repaid, violence must be countered with affection. More hugs!
>Eventually: "Hey, you guys wanna help me play global hide and seek? Shanghai once for yes, twice for no."
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>"This is the best military ever."
>Yesterday's balance of violence must be repaid, violence must be countered with affection. More hugs!
>Eventually: "Hey, you guys wanna help me play global hide and seek? Shanghai once for yes, twice for no."
> "Shanghai!" "Shanghai Shanghai!"
> Nothing happens.
> "SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI!"
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>Of course something happens, karma is balanced~
>"C'mon guys, I just wanted one for no, two for yes. You're making it all complex."
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>Of course something happens, karma is balanced~
>"C'mon guys, I just wanted one for no, two for yes. You're making it all complex."
> "SHANGHAI!"
> Suddely you hear shuffling joints. Around 20 dolls with wires around their necks fall down from the sky, and suddenly stop around shoulder height.
> "Hourai..."
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> "Meep...."
> "Ummmm....hi? Should I...help you down? Those ropes look awfully uncomfortable..."
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>Grimace.
>"Gee, okay. I, um, guess you're drilling and stuff."
>Do the hanging dolls seem any more aggressive?
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> "Meep...."
> "Ummmm....hi? Should I...help you down? Those ropes look awfully uncomfortable..."
> "Hourai...
> No response.
>Grimace.
>"Gee, okay. I, um, guess you're drilling and stuff."
>Do the hanging dolls seem any more aggressive?
> "Hourai..."
> They seem more like they're trying to box you in, really.
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>Check what they are hanging from, and see if there are any more.
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>Check what they are hanging from, and see if there are any more.
> The strings just sort of...fade after hitting a certain height.
> Other than the 20 near you, none.
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>"Well, I guess I'm just getting in your way. I'll go back to looking for people now. Thanks for the hugs!"
>Try to make way out out of the hanging doll blockade without being shanked.
>If no shanking occurs or seems to be on the horizon, give one a hug.
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>"SHANGHAI AND HOURAIS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!"
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>"SHANGHAI AND HOURAIS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!"
>No that's mean, we haven't been invited and don't even know Utsuho. Lying is mean =[
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>"SHANGHAI AND HOURAIS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!"
>No that's mean, we haven't been invited and don't even know Utsuho. Lying is mean =[
>"Well, I guess I'm just getting in your way. I'll go back to looking for people now. Thanks for the hugs!"
>Try to make way out out of the hanging doll blockade without being shanked.
>If no shanking occurs or seems to be on the horizon, give one a hug.
> "Hourai!"
> You walk through the blockade. You decide against attacking any of them, since they seem ready to shank.
> The dolls stop and stare.
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> Wave goodbye to the dolls.
> Head up into the air to try and see if we can get a good view of potential hiding spots.
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>"Um. You can come along if you want to change your minds! I'm trying to find that cat youkai and the elegant lady in purple I mentioned earlier. And I bet you guys would have fun playing hide and seek! You could think of it as a different kind of drilling!"
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>"Um. You can come along if you want to change your minds! I'm trying to find that cat youkai and the elegant lady in purple I mentioned earlier. And I bet you guys would have fun playing hide and seek! You could think of it as a different kind of drilling!"
> "Think of it as... an assassination mission where you need to find the target!"
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> Wave goodbye to the dolls.
> Head up into the air to try and see if we can get a good view of potential hiding spots.
> The dolls with bows pull back the strings.
> Well, you'd think they'd be in a building that suits them...Yukari is either sleeping or creeping.
>"Um. You can come along if you want to change your minds! I'm trying to find that cat youkai and the elegant lady in purple I mentioned earlier. And I bet you guys would have fun playing hide and seek! You could think of it as a different kind of drilling!"
> All dolls ready for combat.
> "Think of it as... an assassination mission where you need to find the target!"
> The dolls with crossbows load a bolt.
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> Head for the village before a mini war breaks out.
> Look around for potential places that Yukari and Chen could be in.
> If nothing comes up, head for Kourindou.
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>Frown.
>"I thought we were hug homies!"
>Fly up out of easy crossbowing range.
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>Frown.
>"I thought we were hug homies!"
>Fly up out of easy crossbowing range.
> You fly away, out of their range.
> Head for the village before a mini war breaks out.
> Look around for potential places that Yukari and Chen could be in.
> If nothing comes up, head for Kourindou.
> Head for the village before a mini war breaks out.
> Look around for potential places that Yukari and Chen could be in.
> If nothing comes up, head for Kourindou.
> You run to the village. You can see the flower shop, the school, Akyu's house, and a butchery.
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> Head for the school.
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> Head for the school.
> You can't! It's closed up due to classes going on!
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>Head for the flower shop then. Maybe we can buy Yuka a flower while we're at it.
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>Head for the flower shop then. Maybe we can buy Yuka a flower while were at it.
> As you step in, you see Yuuka buying flowers. She turns around and seems surprised to see you. The shopkeeper ducks in fear.
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>Aerodash away~
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> Head for the butchery.
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> Try and act like you didn't see her.
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>And hope reality allows that to continue.
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> Try and act like you didn't see her.
> Well, she has clearly seen you see her.
>Aerodash away~
> Head for the butchery.
>And hope reality allows that to continue.
> You dash into the butchery.
> They are currently having a sale on fish!
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>Fish! Maybe we can use one to lure out Chen! Buy one of them.
>... Check to make sure Yuuka didn't follow us.
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>"Oh boy! Bait!"
>"How much for the yellowtail?"
>Wonder if Chen will fall for this
>How much do we have?
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>Fish! Maybe we can use one to lure out Chen! Buy one of them.
>... Check to make sure Yuuka didn't follow us.
>"Oh boy! Bait!"
>"How much for the yellowtail?"
>Wonder if Chen will fall for this
>How much do we have?
> Yuuka didn't follow. Thank god.
> "That'll be 50 yen, kid."
> You have 260 yen.
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> Buy the fish.
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> Buy the fish.
> The moment he hands you the fish, Chen leaps out from behind the shelf, stealing the yellowtail!
> "Thanks Aurica!"
> You now have 210 yen.
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>TAG HER!
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>TAG HER!
> She's already out the door!
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>Aerodash after her! Chase her down and tag her!
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>Aerodash after her! Chase her down and tag her!
> You aerodash out the building, but you've already lost sight of her.
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>Quick! Upwards! Get a bird's eye view!
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>KITTY STEALTH as well. No doubt she suspects a chase but the less advantage she has the better.
>Wait, can't she stealth too?!
>Begin thinking up a plan B...
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>Quick! Upwards! Get a bird's eye view!
>KITTY STEALTH as well. No doubt she suspects a chase but the less advantage she has the better.
>Wait, can't she stealth too?!
>Begin thinking up a plan B...
> You can't see her!
> She can stealth, yes.
> No ideas for a plan, buddy.
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>Call: "It counts as a tag because you touched my fish!"
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>If no response, go grab some rocks, go back in the store, and act like you bought some more fish, then hide the rocks somewhere else to see if that draws her out.
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>Call: "It counts as a tag because you touched my fish!"
> You hear Yukari:
> "Nope."
>If no response, go grab some rocks, go back in the store, and act like you bought some more fish, then hide the rocks somewhere else to see if that draws her out.
> Nothing. Too bad, she's gone by now.
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>Check the ground for footprints
>Go in the direction she probably went to
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>If there's no tracks or signs of where she is, head to Akyu's house.
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>Check the ground for footprints
>Go in the direction she probably went to
>If there's no tracks or signs of where she is, head to Akyu's house.
> You knock on the door of Akyu's house.
> "Come in!"
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> Enter the house.
> Ask Akyu if she has seen Chen or Yukari.
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>Hope she doesn't freak out as a response.
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>Hope she doesn't freak out as a response.
> She already said come in! No need to worry.
> Enter the house.
> Ask Akyu if she has seen Chen or Yukari.
> "Well, uhh...I can most likely..guarantee you I haven't seen her...maybe..."
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> Tilt head.
> "Maybe?"
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> Tilt head.
> "Maybe?"
> "What? I never said that...possibly..."
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>"Possibly now? Are you suuuurrreee?"
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>"C'mon, spill the beans! This is important! I have to get 'em in Hide and Seek!"
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>"Possibly now? Are you suuuurrreee?"
>"C'mon, spill the beans! This is important! I have to get 'em in Hide and Seek!"
> "Y'know I couldn't say..."
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>"I'll make sure you get invited to dinner. Ran's making cherry cakes~"
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>"I'll make sure you get invited to dinner. Ran's making cherry cakes~"
> She appears to be getting mad.
> "Look, I haven't seen her! Alright? Maybe, possibly sort of...."
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> "You say that but you keep contradicting yourself under your breath."
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>Use cute look.
>"Can you tell me where she is, Pweaaaaasseeeee?"
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> "You say that but you keep contradicting yourself under your breath."
> "No! Yes..."
>Use cute look.
>"Can you tell me where she is, Pweaaaaasseeeee?"
> Akyu starts to bite her lip.
> "Pweeeeeeeeaaaaase?"
> Akyu's nose blasts blood out of it. She grabs it in surprise.
> "HNG..HNNNNNNNNNNGGG!"
> She runs into the other room.
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> "Er..."
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>... Well uh... take a quick look around the room for anything. Maybe Yukari or Chen are hiding in here somewhere. Maybe even a Yin-Yang orb.
>Go check to see if Akyu is okay.
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>Go into the room very cutely
>grab her sleeve softly and all moe like
>"Akyu-neechan, You're confusing Aurica-chan" :<
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> "Er..."
>... Well uh... take a quick look around the room for anything. Maybe Yukari or Chen are hiding in here somewhere. Maybe even a Yin-Yang orb.
>Go check to see if Akyu is okay.
> Nothing of interest, surprisingly.
> The doors locked, so you put your ear against it.
> "HHNNNNNGGGG"
>Go into the room very cutely
>grab her sleeve softly and all moe like
>"Akyu-neechan, You're confusing Aurica-chan" :<
> She passes out. Oops.
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>Well crap.
>Search through the house in the meantime.
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>Well crap.
>Search through the house in the meantime.
> You think this is a good time to steal something you can pawn off later. You discover another note from Yukari. This one says:
> "That was hilarious, and ever so moe~."
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>Nab some silverware.
>Shake fist at note
>"I'll find you yet, Kidnapper Angel!"
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>Nab some silverware.
>Shake fist at note
>"I'll find you yet, Kidnapper Angel!"
> You steal a fork.
> Yukari laughs.
> "I'd like to see you try!"
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>"Ha! So you can't see me!"
>Look out the windows for signs of either Yukari or Chen.
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>"Ha! So you can't see me!"
>Look out the windows for signs of either Yukari or Chen.
> Once again, nothing.
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>...
>Cute Charm
>"Yukarin-sama~ why won't you show yourself to me"
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>...
>Cute Charm
>"Yukarin-sama~ why won't you show yourself to me"
> "Hah! I'm immune to moe~!"
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>Curses, she's got Chen and Ran inoculations.
>Leave Casa de Akyu and wander town for a few moments, trying to pick up Chen's trail again. Maybe ask around a bit.
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>Curses, she's got Chen and Ran inoculations.
>Leave Casa de Akyu and wander town for a few moments, trying to pick up Chen's trail again. Maybe ask around a bit.
> "Looking for a catgirl? Saw one heading to the forest."
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> "Looking for a catgirl? Saw one heading to the forest."
>"Thanks!"
>Get the person to point out the general direction he saw her. Head in that direction.
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>To the forest!
>Did we buy more fish? Boy more if we didn't already.
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>"Thanks!"
>Get the person to point out the general direction he saw her. Head in that direction.
> "I just saw her headin' to the forest."
>To the forest!
>Did we buy more fish? Boy more if we didn't already.
> You sneak over and buy some fish, then prepare to leave for the forest. Just before you get a chance to leave, Yuuka stops you at the edge of town.
> "Now now, I can't let you leave just yet."
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>"... Hi Yuuka! I thought I saw you earlier over there, but I wasn't sure."
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>Tighten grip on fish.
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>"... Hi Yuuka! I thought I saw you earlier over there, but I wasn't sure."
> She smirks.
> "Don't play dumb with me. I saw you dash out of the flower shop."
>Tighten grip on fish.
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>"So what business do you have with me?"
>If she tries anything fishy (GEDDIT?) hit her with the Sakana Katana
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>"Heh... heh... it wasn't anything personal. You see I realized that my friend Chen was most likely at the butchery because they were having a sale on fish and I dashed after her before she could get away..."
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> "I'm not playing! Well, actually I sorta am, but not with you! I'm in the middle of a very important... uh... bonding exercise! Yeah! Well, I'll just be going now, so seeya!!!!!"
> GTFO
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>"So what business do you have with me?"
>If she tries anything fishy (GEDDIT?) hit her with the Sakana Katana
> "Oh just a few things..."
> You'd think you'd just make her mad...
>"Heh... heh... it wasn't anything personal. You see I realized that my friend Chen was most likely at the butchery because they were having a sale on fish and I dashed after her before she could get away..."
> "Well, perfectly plausible...If the butcher shop wasn't advertising the sale on the inside only."
> "I'm not playing! Well, actually I sorta am, but not with you! I'm in the middle of a very important... uh... bonding exercise! Yeah! Well, I'll just be going now, so seeya!!!!!"
> GTFO
> "That's precisely what I would like to talk to you about."
> You attempt to fly away. She grabs you by the leg, pulling you back down. She then grabs your shoulder.
> "Now now, let me explain why I'm...Stopping you...like this."
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>"Are you trying to lure out Yukari? Because trust me I've been trying to do that the entire day..."
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>"Are you trying to lure out Yukari? Because trust me I've been trying to do that the entire day..."
> "Not at the moment, no."
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>Oh just let the maniac explain herself so we can die in peace or run like hell as needs be.
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>Oh just let the maniac explain herself so we can die in peace or run like hell as needs be.
> "Well, Yuuka, you got me."
> She seems surprised.
> "Why I'm stopping you is very simple. I'm willing to give you another chance. If you refuse. I'm letting you go, you're not worth the trouble, believe me."
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>"Okay I refuse."
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>"I really think you and Yukari need to settle your problems by yourselves. I'd love to be friends with you at the most, but Yukari has done so much for me, I can't abandon her after all that she's done..."
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>For the time being, not point out the treatment of Lily, terrorizing people like a classless bore, and the kidnapping/beatings and general hell she put friends through.
>For the time being.
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>Can't hurt to stay in good terms with her though...
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>Can you really be on good terms with someone who answers petty slights with the old ultraviolence? Lasting good terms, that is? Best we can really hope for is an amicable parting and never seeing her again. =[
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>See if acting moe will activate her Youkai Moe
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> "Let's say that I accept your offer. What's in it for me?"
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>Make sure to kindly thank Yuuka and Elly for the care-package.
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>Make sure to kindly thank Yuuka and Elly for the care-package.
>Let's not. Yuka might not know about it, and it would be very mean to get Elly into some shit. We'll send along a thank you note later.
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>"Okay I refuse."
>"I really think you and Yukari need to settle your problems by yourselves. I'd love to be friends with you at the most, but Yukari has done so much for me, I can't abandon her after all that she's done..."
>For the time being, not point out the treatment of Lily, terrorizing people like a classless bore, and the kidnapping/beatings and general hell she put friends through.
>For the time being.
>Can you really be on good terms with someone who answers petty slights with the old ultraviolence? Lasting good terms, that is? Best we can really hope for is an amicable parting and never seeing her again. =[
> "Thankfully, I was expecting that."
>Make sure to kindly thank Yuuka and Elly for the care-package.
>Let's not. Yuka might not know about it, and it would be very mean to get Elly into some shit. We'll send along a thank you note later.
> You decide against thanking her. For the time being, at least.
>See if acting moe will activate her Youkai Moe
> Now is not the time for that!
> "Let's say that I accept your offer. What's in it for me?"
> "Well, that's something that we would've worked out later."
> "It's good you refuse. I don't want to deal with you anymore."
> She grabs you and tosses you into the forest.
> She may be insane, but she's got the arm of a pro football player.
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>Mutter: "Jerkface."
>Pick self up, look for signs of Chen. Or possible Chen witnesses. Or the dollstroying army.
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>Mutter: "Jerkface."
>Pick self up, look for signs of Chen. Or possible Chen witnesses. Or the dollstroying army.
> Well, you see the army marching back and forth a little ways away.
> Chen isn't around here, no tracks or anything. She's somewhere in the forest though...
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>Head deeper into the forest
>Wave to Dollstroying Army along the way. Try not to get shot.
>Keep eyes peeled for kitty or kitty-like things.
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> use Kitty Stealth and try to track a small feline-like creature with our mad skillz. Is Kitty Stealth being invisible, or being sneaky?
> Avoid the dolls as much as possible without making ourself easy for Chen to notice, if we must approach the dolls for maximum stealth, tell them your passing through and mean no harm.
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> Keep an eye out for catnip plants. If we find some we can pluck it and wave it around to lure Chen.
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>Head deeper into the forest
>Wave to Dollstroying Army along the way. Try not to get shot.
>Keep eyes peeled for kitty or kitty-like things.
> You begin to move deeper in the forest, keeping an eye out for her trail.
> You can't see the doll army from here!
> use Kitty Stealth and try to track a small feline-like creature with our mad skillz. Is Kitty Stealth being invisible, or being sneaky?
> Avoid the dolls as much as possible without making ourself easy for Chen to notice, if we must approach the dolls for maximum stealth, tell them your passing through and mean no harm.
> KITTY STEALTH makes you carefully sneak around. Your footsteps make no noise. It is active.
> You can't see the dolls from here!
> Keep an eye out for catnip plants. If we find some we can pluck it and wave it around to lure Chen.
> You resolve to find some catnip.
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>Examine area.
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>Examine area.
> Well, you see some poison ivy, trees, mushrooms, and a rustling bush.
> Wait, rustling bush?
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>Examine bush from a distance. Try to get a look into its foliage.
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> Raise the fish into the air "Oooohhhh Cheeeennn~ come get the fishy~"
> If the bush has Chen in it, Aero Dash at her and tag her.
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> Raise the fish into the air "Oooohhhh Cheeeennn~ come get the fishy~"
> If the bush has Chen in it, Aero Dash at her and tag her.
> It'd be best if we caught her by surprise, so aero dash into the bush immediately.
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>Let's confirm the thing in the bush is Chen-like and not, say, bom-bomb-like before Aerodashing any shrubberies.
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>Examine bush from a distance. Try to get a look into its foliage.
> You can't see anything, really.
> Raise the fish into the air "Oooohhhh Cheeeennn~ come get the fishy~"
> If the bush has Chen in it, Aero Dash at her and tag her.
> It'd be best if we caught her by surprise, so aero dash into the bush immediately.
>Let's confirm the thing in the bush is Chen-like and not, say, bom-bomb-like before Aerodashing any shrubberies.
> Well, you hear giggling, so why not?
> You dash into the bush! Ready to tag...
> The blue girl with the umbrella? Her umbrella's big tongue hits you in the face as you leap into the bush.
> "Urameshiya! Boo!"
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>"...Found you, Yukari!"
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> "....you again..."
> "Say, I'm not in the mood for scares right now, so I'll cut straight to the point: have you seen a red clad cat girl and a purple dressed young lady?"
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> "Hey Kogasa :)"
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>"...Found you, Yukari!"
> She stops and gives you a questioning look.
> "Errr....I'm not Yukari..."
> "....you again..."
> "Say, I'm not in the mood for scares right now, so I'll cut straight to the point: have you seen a red clad cat girl and a purple dressed young lady?"
> She stops and thinks.
> "Oh yeah! She told me to wait here and scare you!"
> "Hey Kogasa :)"
> "How do you know my name?! Did Nue tell you!?"
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> Facepalm.
> "Since she put you up to this, do you know where she is?"
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> "To be honest, I guessed your name :V"
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>"So your name really is Kogasa...I wonder who this Nue is...Well, you learn something Nue everyday! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
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> Facepalm.
> "Since she put you up to this, do you know where she is?"
> "Nope! She ran off somewhere."
> "To be honest, I guessed your name :V"
>"So your name really is Kogasa...I wonder who this Nue is...Well, you learn something Nue everyday! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
> She is not amused.
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>"Anyway, have you at the least seen a little girl with cat ears and two cat tails?"
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>"Anyway, have you at the least seen a little girl with cat ears and two cat tails?"
> She seems rather miffed.
> "I told you! She told me to scare you and ran off. I never saw where she went."
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>"... Whoops! Wrong person I was thinking of, I meant an older blond lady with a white hat and an umbrella... so have you seen her?"
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>"... Whoops! Wrong person I was thinking of, I meant an older blond lady with a white hat and an umbrella... so have you seen her?"
> "Nope!"
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>"Well then... you seem to be... good at knowing where hiding spots are, would you happen to know where I can find any?"
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>"Also you have the best dressed umbrella. It's got a shoe! I don't even know what to make of that!"
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>"Also you have the best dressed umbrella. It's got a shoe! I don't even know what to make of that!"
> "But it's definately a very good looking umbrella."
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>"Well then... you seem to be... good at knowing where hiding spots are, would you happen to know where I can find any?"
> "Nuh uh! They're secret!"
> She winks and sticks out her tongue.
>"Also you have the best dressed umbrella. It's got a shoe! I don't even know what to make of that!"
> She blushes.
> "Well, uh, thanks..."
> "But it's definately a very good looking umbrella."
> "No one's ever said that to me..."
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>"C'mon, help me find Chen. It'll totally make her flip to learn you switched sides!"
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>"C'mon, help me find Chen. It'll totally make her flip to learn you switched sides!"
> "Or at least tell me where you think she last ran off."
> Consider activating our Moe Mode, the thing that gave Akyu a nose bleed then KOed her.
At this rate, Yukari will call us cheaters.
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>"C'mon, help me find Chen. It'll totally make her flip to learn you switched sides!"
> She ponders a moment.
> "Nope. I've got to go scare those Tengu guards today!"
> "Or at least tell me where you think she last ran off."
> Consider activating our Moe Mode, the thing that gave Akyu a nose bleed then KOed her.
At this rate, Yukari will call us cheaters.
> "I didn't see where she went. How many times do you need me to tell you this?"
> You don't want to KO her. Besides, you have a feeling she won't go down so easy.
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>"But you get them tomorrow, they really won't see it coming! C'mon, c'mon..."
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> "Or at least tell me where you think she last ran off."
> Consider activating our Moe Mode, the thing that gave Akyu a nose bleed then KOed her.
At this rate, Yukari will call us cheaters.
Well, Yukari and Chen cheated a bit too....
> Where do ladies of class like Yukari hide out? They won't go hide in a dirty hole or anything. Maybe in a restaurant, or a hot spring?
> Wave the fish around a bit more. Flap your wings to spread it's scent with the wind.
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>Ponder if she's pulling a total misdirection and is really just hiding in her room like always.
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>"But you get them tomorrow, they really won't see it coming! C'mon, c'mon..."
> "No!"
Well, Yukari and Chen cheated a bit too....
> Where do ladies of class like Yukari hide out? They won't go hide in a dirty hole or anything. Maybe in a restaurant, or a hot spring?
> Wave the fish around a bit more. Flap your wings to spread it's scent with the wind.
> Well, she is basically a business tycoon...She supplies Kourindou with goods, is good friends with the oni and shrine maiden of the region. She could be a lot of places.
>Ponder if she's pulling a total misdirection and is really just hiding in her room like always.
> Probably gapped back in after you left.
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> Remember to use the Copy Pin whenever we see Yukari use her gaps again. We only saw Chen use Kitty Stealth, not attacking us with it, so we should be able to learn teleporting by just watching Yukari using it, right?
> "Well, thanks for the 'help', Kogasa. By the way, if you want to get a real good scare out of someone, go to the Hieda house and scare the girl there. She's currently unconscious, so when she wakes up with you in front her she'd be scared for real! It will defiantly work if you twirl your umbrella in front of her and speak in a lady-like fashion! A fan and purple dress wouldn't hurt either!"
> Continue on into the forest. Figure that Chen might be hunting birds, so she could be near the Tengu.
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> "Ok then, if you insist that you don't know where they are, then I'll just leave."
> What is the nearest location Yukari could be that she wouldn't cause trouble at? Such as Kourindou/Rinnosuke's store.
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>We got more forest to explore before looking for Yukari. Let's do that. =[
>Maybe recruit the lake faerie crew...
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>*lightbulb* Tag the ground
>"Gotcha Yukari!"
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>*lightbulb* Tag the ground
>"Gotcha Yukari!"
What? xD I don't even remotly get what your thinking, please explain.
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What? xD I don't even remotly get what your thinking, please explain.
She could be everywhere. With her hax she could be...GENSOKYO ITSELF! DUN DUN DAAAA
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What? xD I don't even remotly get what your thinking, please explain.
In short, Manly is arguing that Yukari watches you pee.
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> Remember to use the Copy Pin whenever we see Yukari use her gaps again. We only saw Chen use Kitty Stealth, not attacking us with it, so we should be able to learn teleporting by just watching Yukari using it, right?
> "Well, thanks for the 'help', Kogasa. By the way, if you want to get a real good scare out of someone, go to the Hieda house and scare the girl there. She's currently unconscious, so when she wakes up with you in front her she'd be scared for real! It will defiantly work if you twirl your umbrella in front of her and speak in a lady-like fashion! A fan and purple dress wouldn't hurt either!"
> Continue on into the forest. Figure that Chen might be hunting birds, so she could be near the Tengu.
> You resolve to copy the power to gap.
> She thinks.
> "Great idea! Thanks!"
>We got more forest to explore before looking for Yukari. Let's do that. =[
>Maybe recruit the lake faerie crew...
> "Ok then, if you insist that you don't know where they are, then I'll just leave."
> What is the nearest location Yukari could be that she wouldn't cause trouble at? Such as Kourindou/Rinnosuke's store.
> "Bye!"
> You head deeper into the forest.
> You might have to...
>*lightbulb* Tag the ground
>"Gotcha Yukari!"
> "Aww....Shit..."
> Yukari sticks her head out of a gap in front of you.
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> "Did... That actually work?!"
-
> "Did... That actually work?!"
> "Well, yes. I watch you by standing underneath of you. I speak with a microscopic gap in your ear. I'm either underneath or next to you. Think with portals!"
> You remember to copy her gap ability. As your pin begins to glow, Yukari puts on a face of fear.
> "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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>"Told you I'd get you!"
>If she's emerged enough to do so without putting her in a headlock, hug Yukari. Because it has yet to be done, and faeries are about love, dambit. Love and slick things.
-
BV
>"Wait...under me..."
>We're in a dress
>She was under us
>"WE'RE YOU LOOKING AT MY PANTIES!?"
-
> "Oh? Why is that?"
>If she's emerged enough to do so without putting her in a headlock, hug Yukari. Because it has yet to be done, and faeries are about love, dambit. Love and slick things.
> Other wise, give her a kiss on the cheek, like a child to their mother.
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> "What's wrong with using your ability?"
-
>"Told you I'd get you!"
>If she's emerged enough to do so without putting her in a headlock, hug Yukari. Because it has yet to be done, and faeries are about love, dambit. Love and slick things.
> "Yes, yes, just stop the copying!"
BV
>"Wait...under me..."
>We're in a dress
>She was under us
>"WE'RE YOU LOOKING AT MY PANTIES!?"
> She glares.
> "No."
> "Oh? Why is that?"
> Other wise, give her a kiss on the cheek, like a child to their mother.
> "Oh, you'll see."
> "What's wrong with using your ability?"
> "It's not using it, it's the fa-"
< You are SOMEONE! You are SOMEWHERE! Obvious directions are SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE, and HOPELESSLY FUCKING LOST.
><>< Quests:
-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? : ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
-? ? ? ? ? ?: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
-ERMAC: ERROR MACRO. PLEASE INSERT TABLE.
-MISSINGNO: WATER GUN WATER GUN SKY ATTACK
-DEATH
<< INvEntoRY:
-ERROR
-ERROR
-ERROR
-DEATH
-TM666
-
>"Eep"
>Go somewhere (A)
-
>Turn off the power before all saved data is corrupted!
-
>Back up .dat
>Get rid of current computer
>Get a PC
-
>Send game rom into nintendo.
-
>Watch out for Ermac, and other recolor ninja.
-
>TM666's Type, PP, Power, Physical or Special, Special Effects
>Missingno. stats and abilities
-
>TM666's Type, PP, Power, Physical or Special, Special Effects
>Missingno. stats and abilities
>No don't! This way leads only to madness!
-
> Click Continue.
-
>Before we do, hit L2 and see if we can use revival pills. We're not going through that bloody river again!
-
> Insert a table.
> If fails, Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
> If fails, choose DEATH.
> If fails, hit self and/or reboot.
-
>"Eep"
>Go somewhere (A)
< ERROR ERROR ERROR DEATH
> The flash of light.
>Turn off the power before all saved data is corrupted!
< You disintegrate.
> The flash of light.
>Back up .dat
>Get rid of current computer
>Get a PC
< WDAAWADWADWDAUIdhbgljkasbvlk BURS-EQ-IQ-ABORT RETRY FAIL Y/N
> The flash of light.
>Send game rom into nintendo.
< yUO TSTE RMO
> The flash of light.
>Watch out for Ermac, and other recolor ninja.
< ERROR MACRO. FILE COMPLETE. SYSTEM REBOOT 3%. remaining TimE, PuRRPLEEEEEEEE
>TM666's Type, PP, Power, Physical or Special, Special Effects
>Missingno. stats and abilities
> TM666 = YES X MARISA CHAN
<><? CORRUPTION = DEATHTIny
> Click Continue.
<< FISSION mmmmmmmAAAAILedEF??
>Before we do, hit L2 and see if we can use revival pills. We're not going through that bloody river again!
< YeeeLLOE
> Insert a table.
> If fails, Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
> If fails, choose DEATH.
> If fails, hit self and/or reboot.
< A TABLE IS ANNOUNCED
< AND THEN THERE WERE 4
> LOL u DIe
> YOU ARE SOMEONE! YOU CANNOT DO DIS
-
>"I wanna go home now..."
-
> Bypass the errors.
> "Y-Yukari? Help! I'm scared."
-
>Use fairy regeneration to try and fix the game cartridge
>If above fails, use Ability copy on missingno so you can multiply your number of items exponentially and also attempt to counter missingno's ability to fuck up the game by counter fucking up missingno. (could go either way, fix everything, destroy everything... have some balls and do it man!)
-
> Cancel program: SOMEONE
-
>Pray
-
>ctrl+alt+del
>Start Task Manager
>Close Nameless Quest
>Virus Scan
-
>FIND 404 COMPUTER HAMSTERS!
-
>Should all else fail, shoot the computer before our mouth ends up a broken JPEG.
-
>"I wanna go home now..."
< "DIS comPAnY is UNdr new management Mr. Anderwill."
> Bypass the errors.
> "Y-Yukari? Help! I'm scared."
> You aTTempT to CONCENTRATE??
> ERROR = PIE. SYSTEM REBOOT 22.222666222% COMPLETED.
>Use fairy regeneration to try and fix the game cartridge
>If above fails, use Ability copy on missingno so you can multiply your number of items exponentially and also attempt to counter missingno's ability to fuck up the game by counter fucking up missingno. (could go either way, fix everything, destroy everything... have some balls and do it man!)
> DEATH TO THE HERETIC
> aaaaaaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaUaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRaaaaaaaaaN
> You cpy th powah af MISSINGNO
> Inventory:
-DEATH
-DEATH
-DEATH
-ERMAC
-ERMAC
-TM666
-A VISENE FOR THAT
> Cancel program: SOMEONE
> ERROR REBOOT. SYSTEM REBOOT 40% COMPLETE.
>Pray
> You are not PAULA!
>ctrl+alt+del
>Start Task Manager
>Close Nameless Quest
>Virus Scan
> 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 TROJANS FOUND.
>FIND 404 COMPUTER HAMSTERS!
> Error reboot. System reboot 50% complete.
>Should all else fail, shoot the computer before our mouth ends up a broken JPEG.
> I NEED SCISSORS. 61.
-
>"MISSINGNO I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF MY GAME"
-
>"Hi, I'm Aurica. Let's be friends, Miss talker person!"
>Examine self and surroundings.
-
<uSE "A VISENE FOR THAT" oN SOmEONe
>REBOOOOT
-
>Go above the desktop and find the computer program MOM!
>Destroy World of Goo Corporation by undeleting all trash files!
>Insert boot disk!
(>'_')> CALL NITORI!
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> Examine SOMEONE.
> Examine SOMEWHERE.
> "Yukari, can you hear me? If you can, please, I beg of you, please-please-please-PLEASE help me! I'm sorry for copying your abilitiy!"
-
> Problem solved.
> "The jig's up, GLaDOS. Cut it out."
-
>"MISSINGNO I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF MY GAME"
> Youuuuuuu are AURICA!
> Virus 1 terminated. Error found. System reboot 51% complete.
>"Hi, I'm Aurica. Let's be friends, Miss talker person!"
>Examine self and surroundings.
> A computer face appears.
> "I am SHODAN."
> It quickly fades.
> It is somewhere! That's for sure!
<uSE "A VISENE FOR THAT" oN SOmEONe
>REBOOOOT
> You have stabbed yourself through the chest!
> "It's a shame your adventures have ended here!"
> System error. System reboot failed. Retrying...System at 52%.
>Go above the desktop and find the computer program MOM!
>Destroy World of Goo Corporation by undeleting all trash files!
>Insert boot disk!
(>'_')> CALL NITORI!
> You don't have a desktop near you!
> You only have a TTTTTTTTTTTaBLe.
> "I am SHODAN."
> Examine SOMEONE.
> Examine SOMEWHERE.
> "Yukari, can you hear me? If you can, please, I beg of you, please-please-please-PLEASE help me! I'm sorry for copying your abilitiy!"
> SOMEONE IS PIE.
> SOMEWHERE IS CAKE.
> DELICIOUS erMAcro PLEASE RETRY.
> Problem solved.
> "The jig's up, GLaDOS. Cut it out."
< I am SHODAN.
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>USE AVG ANTIVIRUS
-
>"Hello, SHODAN! Why's you're name all weird?"
-
>"And what are you, other then SHODAN?"
>Examine your table!
-
>USE AVG ANTIVIRUS
> SUBSCRIPTION ENDED 6000 CENTURIES AGO.
>"Hello, SHODAN! Why's you're name all weird?"
> "This was a triumph!"
>"And what are you, other then SHODAN?"
>Examine your table!
> "I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: HUGE SUCCESS!"
> It is made of high quality tree. Tree make tasty crunch.
-
>"Nah."
>Shoot Shodan with pistol while making a "RRRRRRGHHHHH" noise in slow motion!
-
>Use A VISENE FOR THAT on SHODAN!
-
> "Yukari, please I beg of you, say something to me! Am I truly "too stupid to live" now or something!? I'd rather deal with Yuka then this! Just please, get me out of here!"
-
>"I am not SOMEONE I am a USER!"
>Help tron so he can throw his data disc frisbie thing into the core of master computer SHODAN
If above is not possible or error occurs
>"SHODAN. DEBUG MODE." or call debug window. whichever responds.
-
>Fight fire with fire
>Open command prompt as administrator
>type 'IT IS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION'
>Press Enter
>If something happens transfer a backup of Win32 and paste into Windows folder
-
>"Nah."
>Shoot Shodan with pistol while making a "RRRRRRGHHHHH" noise in slow motion!
> Error discovered. Virus 2 terminated. System reboot 73%.
>Use A VISENE FOR THAT on SHODAN!
> You don't have a Visene for that! Your inventory is:
-TM666
-DEATH
-DEATH
-DEATH
-Toast do delicious you wrestled it from the hands of the devil
> "Yukari, please I beg of you, say something to me! Am I truly "too stupid to live" now or something!? I'd rather deal with Yuka then this! Just please, get me out of here!"
> YOOOOOO hrea vicoe
> "A-Auricaaaaa...You are trapped inn a dimension past....t.e G.P UnIVeRSe! Youuuu neeeed to make iiit into the....universe and learn to gappp to escape..."
>"I am not SOMEONE I am a USER!"
>Help tron so he can throw his data disc frisbie thing into the core of master computer SHODAN
If above is not possible or error occurs
>"SHODAN. DEBUG MODE." or call debug window. whichever responds.
> The debug window appears. You need to find some sort of code.
>Fight fire with fire
>Open command prompt as administrator
>type 'IT IS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION'
>Press Enter
>If something happens transfer a backup of Win32 and paste into Windows folder
> Error discovered. System reboot 88% complete.
> You remember! You are AURICA! You were brought to GENSOKYO by YUKARI YAKUMO!
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>Raise arm in front of you
>Gap ROCKMAN.exe into dimension
>"Eliminate the trojans."
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>Go to direction, UNIVERSE.
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>Raise arm in front of you
>Gap ROCKMAN.exe into dimension
>"Eliminate the trojans."
> Nothing happens.
>Go to direction, UNIVERSE.
> You are now in the center of the megaversal chain.
> System reboot 99.99999% complete.
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>Use ability GAP to destination GENSOKYO.
>Hope this works.
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> "Yukari, was that you!? I don't know how, but I can definatly try!"
> Do as the voice said.
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>"PAUSE/CANCEL REBOOT"
*don't too much like the sounds of this reboot thing - best pause it or cancel it I think, if possible.
>"DIR/W/P"
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>Mind the gap
>Buy jeans from GAP
>Gap all the viruses away
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> "Yukari, can you hear me? I think I'm here, what do I do?"
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>Use ability GAP to destination GENSOKYO.
>Hope this works.
> "Yukari, was that you!? I don't know how, but I can definatly try!"
> Do as the voice said.
>"PAUSE/CANCEL REBOOT"
*don't too much like the sounds of this reboot thing - best pause it or cancel it I think, if possible.
>"DIR/W/P"
>Mind the gap
>Buy jeans from GAP
>Gap all the viruses away
> "Yukari, can you hear me? I think I'm here, what do I do?"
> Initiated ultimate command. Mining laser initiated.
> "May the force be with you."
> Reboot complete! Thank you for your patience.
> You are AURICA! You are a faerie employed by YUKARI YAKUMO! You are in the GAP DIMENSION! A sub universe that holds the universe together as it moves through the megaversal chain, a piece of the ultraversal chain, which flows into the omegaverse.
> You can see thousands of eyes. And Yukari running towards you, arms outstretched, tears in her eyes.
> You have learned GAP!
-GAP (LV.0.1): A technique that allows you to cut holes in dimensional fabric. Allows for teleportation, but at such a low level, you may end up in a random location.
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>Oh god a hug is needed right now. ;_;
>"There were words and talking and fractals and things and I'm going to have nightmares forever!"
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>Oh god a hug is needed right now. ;_;
>"There were words and talking and fractals and things and I'm going to have nightmares forever!"
> She hugs you.
> "Y-you big idiot! You tried to copy omnipotency!"
> As she hugs you, she stops and stares at you for a moment.
> "You...Your dimensional pulses are erratic. We need to got Eientei. Now."
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> Try to gap to Eientei. Y'know, to test the ability.
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>"Wh... what does that mean?"
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>"Am I gonna have to do that again?"
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> Try to gap to Eientei. Y'know, to test the ability.
> Yukari stops you.
> "First off, you don't know what you're doing. You could end up anywhere. Maybe even in Yuuka's mansion. Second, your impulses are erratic. You'd blow up your soul. Then even I couldn't help."
> "We need to walk to Eientei, unfortunately."
>"Wh... what does that mean?"
> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."
>"Am I gonna have to do that again?"
> "Oh no, don't worry."
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>"Okay. Um...lead the way. And...hold my hand. I'm scared..."
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>"Okay. Um...lead the way. And...hold my hand. I'm scared..."
> She smiles.
> "Alright, let's go."
> She carefully gaps.
> You are now near the bamboo forest.
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> "We need to walk to Eientei, unfortunately."
> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."
>"Sweeeeet"
>Ask if there is any risk using flying ability, to save time. surely of which there is little to waste. Sod walking if I could explode into dust at any minute!
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> HOLY SHIT MAN
> "Does that happen to you every time?"
> "Why are we here?"
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>Stare at bamboo. "Uh, where now?"
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> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."
>"So what did we do? Divide by 0? Take the root of -1? Find the function of 1/x as x approaches 0?"
>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.
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>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.
^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.
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^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.
>Concurrence. Let Kidnapper angel deal with details. Try not to panic/disintegrate.
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>"Sweeeeet"
>Ask if there is any risk using flying ability, to save time. surely of which there is little to waste. Sod walking if I could explode into dust at any minute!
> "Well, flight won't do you much good here. There's only one way not to get lost. You'll just have to follow me."
> HOLY SHIT MAN
> "Does that happen to you every time?"
> "Why are we here?"
> "No, it's a side effect of your body being unable to handle the statistics of every location in the universe, along with the fact you entered a corrupt pocket dimension nearby. You were lucky. Most people would have just exploded in a burst of antimatter."
>Stare at bamboo. "Uh, where now?"
> "Just follow me."
>"So what did we do? Divide by 0? Take the root of -1? Find the function of 1/x as x approaches 0?"
>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.
> There are no baboon shoots nearby! Just bamboo!
> "Well, after copying the ability, you should have simply imploded. That dimension ended up sucking you in due to said overload. You had to gap out of it, in which case your body was still recovering from collapsing, and you couldn't handle creating a wormhole and walking through it. It essentially corrupted large pieces of you. If we put it into perspective, you're a walking anti-matter time bomb that may destroy the entire universe."
^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.
>Concurrence. Let Kidnapper angel deal with details. Try not to panic/disintegrate.
> You decide to cut some bamboo, but Yukari stops you.
> "Let's just go, alright?"
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>But we said not to do it ;_;
>"...I don't know what an antimatter is, but it doesn't sound very good.
>Follow Yukari with unusual meekness.
>Try not to go into hysterics.
>Clutch her hand tightly.
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>But we said not to do it ;_;
>"...I don't know what an antimatter is, but it doesn't sound very good.
>Follow Yukari with unusual meekness.
>Try not to go into hysterics.
>Clutch her hand tightly.
> "Well, anything it comes into contact with has it's matter erased."
> After what feels like hours, you arrive outside a massive mansion. You can see dozens of rabbits running around. At the sight of Yukari, all of the rabbits run out of the way and open the gate.
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>This would normally be time for a psychobilly freakout. But for now, just try not to explode.
>"Wish Lily were here..."
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>This would normally be time for a psychobilly freakout. But for now, just try not to explode.
>"Wish Lily were here..."
> Yukari snaps her fingers and Lily is transported in front of you.
> "What the? Who?"
> She see Yukari and sighs. Yukari explains everything to her.
> She appears quite worried. She begins to walk next to you.
> As you enter the mansion, there is a clerk whom asks you for a reservation. Yukari gets in her face and whispers.
> "This is an emergency that may destroy Gensokyo unless Eirin takes a look at this kid. If you won't let me in, I'll blast my way in."
> The clerk is quite frightened by the threat and lets her through. You can see a white haired woman sitting at a table, writing madly on the paper.
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>Affix free hand to Lily's, if she allows for it.
>Panic slightly less. "T-thanks for coming."
>Wait glumly for things to sort themselves...
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>Affix free hand to Lily's, if she allows for it.
>Panic slightly less. "T-thanks for coming."
>Wait glumly for things to sort themselves...
> She holds your hand too.
> "No problem Aurica. Even if I was never given a choice."
> Yukari speaks up.
> "Hello there."
> The woman looks up from work.
> "Hm? Come for a checkup?"
> "It goes a bit beyond that, my friend."
> The woman stares quietly at you. Sizing you up, it seems.
> "Well, never seen you before. I'm Eirin Yagokoro. And you are?"
> "Ehm...Aurica."
> Yukari chimes in.
> "Sorry to be rude Eirin, but this is extremely important."
> "Then what is this girl's problem? Some sort of cancer?"
> "Unfortunately, I wish it were that simple."
> Yukari explains everything. From how you went into a corrupt pocket dimension, blew your way out, and how your matter has been screwed beyond belief.
> Eirin appears lost in thought at these revelations.
> "Well, I'll work out the specifics. Sit down there, please."
> The three of you sit on a small bench in the room.
> Eirin walks to a blackboard in the room, scribbling down equations that make your head hurt just from looking at them. Lily seems to be in the same boat.
> "Well, you're not going to like this..."
> Oh no...
> "Reisen! Could you come here, please?"
> A tall bunny girl walks into the room. She is dressed in a sharp business coat and a skirt.
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>Cling to Lily's arm.
>"A-am I going to have to be put into a blender?"
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>Cling to Lily's arm.
>"A-am I going to have to be put into a blender?"
> Eirin laughs.
> "Of course not! You won't like that the only medication that I can give you...is a suppository. A very, very large suppository."
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>"Oh. Well that's not so bad. Everyone overreacts about those, mostly due to rather childish fears of penetration or homophobia."
>We are well educated. Sometimes~
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>"Oh. Well that's not so bad. Everyone overreacts about those, mostly due to rather childish fears of penetration or homophobia."
>We are well educated. Sometimes~
> "Oh, you'll see what I mean. Wait here."
> She steps into the other room as Reisen follows her in.
> After quite a wait, she walks out with a purple suppository the size of a grapefruit.
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>"...Wouldn't that be better as several smaller pills."
>Have Yukari gap a picture of goatse, steal its power.
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>"...Wouldn't that be better as several smaller pills."
>Have Yukari gap a picture of goatse, steal its power.
> "Unfortunately, it's impossible any other way."
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>"Oh."
>Look at Yukari. "You can do something about this, right...?"
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Wow....I really fucked up big time with that copying.
> "Can't I have a few pain killers first?! And how can a suppository/pill fix inter dimensional screwification?! I expected a machine or a glowy orb....;_;"
(But Thundr, I do have to mention that, though anti-matter is indeed incredibly volatile and the most explosive material in existence, it would still take a mass of anti-matter the size of Mount Everest to even blow up our planet. A small anti-matter mass the size of Aurica could 'only' take down the entirety of Bamboo Forest, not the entire universe)
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>Ponder to self if this is some kind of sick joke to eirins entertainment as payment for the medicine to come.
>Hope that is the case.
>Lock legs together in fear of extremely painful insertion to come.
(OkashiiKisei - were talking gensokyo as their world though, which isn't the size of a planet ;))
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You derailed us marvelously. I don't consider it a fuck-up at all. Hell,w e actually got Yukari genuinely sympathetic toward us.
Antimatter + uncontrolled gaphax, so we can set logic between the border of exploding and not exploding. Or perhaps beside the Crest of Annihilation.
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> To hell with the antimatter discussion.
> Freak out and burst into tears.
> Insert suppository.
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> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica
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> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica
>Viva la Gaphax!
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>"Oh."
>Look at Yukari. "You can do something about this, right...?"
> Yukari looks grim.
> "Well...No."
> Eirin explains.
> "Unfortunately, it has to be this large for it to dissolve properly."
Wow....I really fucked up big time with that copying.
> "Can't I have a few pain killers first?! And how can a suppository/pill fix inter dimensional screwification?! I expected a machine or a glowy orb....;_;"
(But Thundr, I do have to mention that, though anti-matter is indeed incredibly volatile and the most explosive material in existence, it would still take a mass of anti-matter the size of Mount Everest to even blow up our planet. A small anti-matter mass the size of Aurica could 'only' take down the entirety of Bamboo Forest, not the entire universe)
> "Well, painkillers could have nasty side effects when mixed with this. We may set off the explosion by accident."
(Parser note: Well Okashii, this is a fantasy setting, where robots, zombies, gaphax, and bunny people roam freely. If you need an explanation that badly, ask Yukari. You've done this so much, and I always give you the same answer. ASK YUKARI.)
>Ponder to self if this is some kind of sick joke to eirins entertainment as payment for the medicine to come.
>Hope that is the case.
>Lock legs together in fear of extremely painful insertion to come.
(OkashiiKisei - were talking gensokyo as their world though, which isn't the size of a planet ;))
> Probably not. You hope so, though.
> You lock your legs in fear.
You derailed us marvelously. I don't consider it a fuck-up at all. Hell,w e actually got Yukari genuinely sympathetic toward us.
Antimatter + uncontrolled gaphax, so we can set logic between the border of exploding and not exploding. Or perhaps beside the Crest of Annihilation.
(Well, Purvis is on the right track.)
> To hell with the antimatter discussion.
> Freak out and burst into tears.
> Insert suppository.
> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica
>Viva la Gaphax!
> Well, that won't fix anything, and we'll implode the universe.
> "J-just insert it."
> Eirin motions for you to follow her. You enter a small white room.
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> Do we really need to go into details? :ohdear:
> Let's get this thing over with. It's either horrific pain in the butt for three weeks or the end of all existence.
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>"...Can I have something to bite on? And something to hold onto? And anesthetic? Please?"
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> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear-[purvis]OH TJORD WHY IS THERE A HOBO NICKEL THERE?![/purvis]
> Insert suppository.
> Scream for life.
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> Do we really need to go into details? :ohdear:
> Let's get this thing over with. It's either horrific pain in the butt for three weeks or the end of all existence.
>"...Can I have something to bite on? And something to hold onto? And anesthetic? Please?"
> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear.
> Insert suppository.
> Scream for life.
> "Just insert it! Please, in the name of god! Get it over with!"
> A slight time skip and...
> You walk back into where Lily and Yukari are sitting.
> "Aurica! Are you OK?"
> "I'm...fine..."
> You feel excruciating pain where it was inserted.
> Eirin gives you some details as she removes her gloves.
> "Now, for the next half hour, don't drink anything carbonated, and avoid falling through gaps."
> Yukari stands up and thanks Eirin.
> "Thanks Eirin, thought you wouldn't be able to help there."
> "No problem, Yukari. I'll make it free for a friend."
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>Default expression for the next while: Thousand mile stare.
>Do we still have an intact pelvis?
>"I need a hug...and I don't think I can have one right now..."
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>Default expression for the next while: Thousand mile stare.
>Do we still have an intact pelvis?
>"I need a hug...and I don't think I can have one right now..."
> You stare blankly in an attempt to ignore the pain.
> Yes. It dissolved quickly.
> Yukari stifles a giggle.
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>"S'not funny..."
>"Is there anyone else whose stuff I shouldn't try to copy? Because I should probably know that ahead of time."
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>"S'not funny..."
>"Is there anyone else whose stuff I shouldn't try to copy? Because I should probably know that ahead of time."
> "Well, probably not."
> TUTORIAL TIME!
> In order to use GAP as a fail-safe teleport, you need to level it up. GAP is the only copied skill that can be upgraded without maximum level ATTACK COPY.
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> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear-[purvis]OH TJORD WHY IS THERE A HOBO NICKEL THERE?![/purvis]
u abuser of powers i report i report
[pesco]It was reported and I said GAME ON![/pesco]
[purvis]This is how we roll in the RPG, holmes[/purvis]
what is going on
> Request GAP training from Yukari. Use blowing up the Universe as the excuse.
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> "Now, for the next half hour, don't drink anything carbonated,
I do NOT want to know what happens if you do.... :ohdear: Either it puts you back to Critical Existance Failure, or it makes the suppository react like mentos in cola light.....
> Go home. Go to bed. Try and forgets all the bad thoughts.
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u abuser of powers i report i report
> Request GAP training from Yukari. Use blowing up the Universe as the excuse.
> "I really couldn't give you that. Sorry."
> For escaping the corrupt universe, and taking a grapefruit up the butt, you have leveled up!
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
KITTY STEALTH
GAP LV.0.1: Unsafe teleport. Sends to a random location.
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
I do NOT want to know what happens if you do.... :ohdear: Either it puts you back to Critical Existance Failure, or it makes the suppository react like mentos in cola light.....
> Go home. Go to bed. Try and forgets all the bad thoughts.
> Right after you level up!
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> Aero Dash
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>I think the situation we've been in suggests we just trained up Faerie Regen real good, so we should level it up to reflect that.
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> Level up whatever skill until that half hour is gone, then try gapping around.
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> I thought we could level up Gap...
> Bah. Go for regen.
> Change vote to Gap.
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> I thought we could level up Gap...
> Bah. Go for regen.
SHIT. I forgot to list Gap. Post fix'd. I'll wait a bit more until I take the vote...
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>Sticking with Regen. That shit just got mad training. =[
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>Sticking with Regen. That shit just got mad training. =[
K fuck it callin' vote.
> You level up FAERIE REGENERATION.
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>"Would it be okay if Lily came to dinner?"
>We need a friend so bad right now...
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> "And Yukari, can you tell Chen to come home? My butt is so sore I can hardly move. I couldn't possibly find her now, and it would be mean is she stayed out there all night..."
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>"Would it be okay if Lily came to dinner?"
>We need a friend so bad right now...
> "Of course!"
> Lily seems excited.
> "And Yukari, can you tell Chen to come home? My butt is so sore I can hardly move. I couldn't possibly find her now, and it would be mean is she stayed out there all night..."
> "Don't worry, I won't."
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> "Lets go~"
> Hobble towards the door.
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>"I did FIND Chen at least! I just didn't get to tag her before she ran away! So I find all of you in the Hide and Seek~"
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>"I touched her with my fish, so it counts!"
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> "Lets go~"
> Hobble towards the door.
> You limp to the door.
>"I did FIND Chen at least! I just didn't get to tag her before she ran away! So I find all of you in the Hide and Seek~"
> "Heh, but you had to tag her too."
> Yukari flips out a Blackberry and punches in a few buttons.
> "Hey, Chen? Yeah, come home, games over. Aurica nearly destroyed the universe. Yeah, that's what I said. Really? Good. See ya."
>"I touched her with my fish, so it counts!"
> "Nope~. You lost."
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> "Whatever..."
> Head home with Yukari and Lily.
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>Now that the danger's passed, talk about all the cool stuff we say in the degenerate universe!
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> "Whatever..."
> Head home with Yukari and Lily.
> You have entered the YAKUMO RESIDENCE.
>Now that the danger's passed, talk about all the cool stuff we say in the degenerate universe!
> You explain your time in the degenerate universe. Lily seems fascinated by your stories.
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>See if Ran made anything for dinner yet.
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> And don't drink anything carbonated!
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>Nab the softest pillows that can be found.
>Suddenly recall that Ran mentioned there'd be cherry cakes!
>Enjoy the evening. Convince Yukari to let Lily stay the night if she's interested.
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> As soon as half an hour since buttmedication passed, try gapping somewhere.
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> As soon as half an hour since buttmedication passed, try gapping somewhere.
> I think Eirin meant we need to wait half an hour before drinking anything carbonated....and never ever use gapping again until we level it up.
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>We've got a guest anyways. Testing out new found potentially hazardous abilities in front of guests is rude.
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>See if Ran made anything for dinner yet.
> She is putting a baked chicken on the table. With lemon sauce! Mmmm!
> And don't drink anything carbonated!
> Good god, no.
>Nab the softest pillows that can be found.
>Suddenly recall that Ran mentioned there'd be cherry cakes!
>Enjoy the evening. Convince Yukari to let Lily stay the night if she's interested.
> You put a comfy pillow on your seat as you come to dinner.
> There is a cherry cake on the counter!
> Lily shakes her head.
> "Well, not tonight, alright Aurica?"
> As soon as half an hour since buttmedication passed, try gapping somewhere.
> I think Eirin meant we need to wait half an hour before drinking anything carbonated....and never ever use gapping again until we level it up.
> Oh no, it's safe now!
> You eat supper and some cake. Then you check to make sure enough time has passed. You try to gap to your bed, but you teleport into the living room. Well, you'll need to level up some more before you can teleport successfully more often. You were lucky! You could have ended up somewhere crazy!
> You head back to the kitchen. Lily says her farewell's and leaves.
> Chen bursts in through the door, panting.
> "N..nya..."
> "Hello Chen! We were just finishing supper."
> "Heh, goodie..."
> She walks to the table and eats her dinner.
>We've got a guest anyways. Testing out new found potentially hazardous abilities in front of guests is rude.
> Too late.
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>"You okay, Chen?"
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>"You okay, Chen?"
> "Yeah! Just...ran across Gensokyo..."
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> "Where were you hiding anyway?"
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> "Where were you hiding anyway?"
> "In Kourindou...On the roof..."
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>"Dangit!"
>Enjoy din-dins and company.
>Later on, if nothing else happens, write a thank you for Elly. Draw a raccoon driving a taxi on it to make it pretty. Ask Yukari if she could help deliver it.
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> Go to bed.
> When waking up, go level up gapping.
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>Before bedtime, approach Yukari; ideally after letter delivery. "Um...thanks for not getting too mad today."
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>"Dangit!"
>Enjoy din-dins and company.
>Later on, if nothing else happens, write a thank you for Elly. Draw a raccoon driving a taxi on it to make it pretty. Ask Yukari if she could help deliver it.
> You enjoy the company. After a while, everyone goes off to bed.
> You stop Yukari and ask her if she could deliver a postcard tomorrow. She agrees.
>Before bedtime, approach Yukari; ideally after letter delivery. "Um...thanks for not getting too mad today."
> "Why should I be mad?"
> She rubs your hair and goes to bed.
> Go to bed.
> When waking up, go level up gapping.
> You change into YUKA JAMMIES and scoot off to bed.
> You are ULTRA HUNTER AURICA ZX XZ. You are currently fighting the hordes of darker darkness. Yes, even darker than last time.
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>Equip Badge
>Equip Axe
>Kill all the bad guys
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> Become Space Marine Chaplain
> Cleanse this heresy
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>"It's time so d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
>Equip axe onto wrist
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>"I CANNOT BE CAGED!"
>"I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!"
>"Understand this as you die ever pathetic ever fools!"
>Destroy... DESTROY!
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>Equip Badge
>Equip Axe
>Kill all the bad guys
>"It's time so d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
>Equip axe onto wrist
> You activate your wrist mounted axe cannon, your kitten belt, Gun Del Sol, kappanet battle backpack, Chaos ring, and your trusty sidekick, Mr.Cappuccino machine. Because you can't slay evil without a good mochachino.
> Become Space Marine Chaplain
> Cleanse this heresy
> You begin to fire at everything around you, obliterating everything in your path.
>"I CANNOT BE CAGED!"
>"I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!"
>"Understand this as you die ever pathetic ever fools!"
>Destroy... DESTROY!
> Long story short, you go batshit insane, killing everything.
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>Wake up, pulse pounding, as you deliver the killing blow to the final enemy
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>Wake up, pulse pounding, as you deliver the killing blow to the final enemy
> You have awoken.
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>Promptly forget dream.
>Go see what's for breakfast; unless it's still dark out.
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>Wonder what Yukari wants us to do today, probably something about the dolls.
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>Promptly forget dream.
>Go see what's for breakfast; unless it's still dark out.
> You walk into the kitchen for breakfast.
> Yukari comments on your jammies.
> "Well, you're looking pretty moe this morning."
> She lifts the newspaper back up to her head.
>Wonder what Yukari wants us to do today, probably something about the dolls.
> Maybe. You're not sure.
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>See if Ran finished cooking yet.
>"Any important news today?"
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>"Yeah, these are great! Elly's real nice."
>Enjoy some breakfast.
>Contemplate looking into that army if there's no tasks today. Or surprising Kogasa.
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> Blush at the moe commentary.
> "Yu-Yukari-sama too!"
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> Blush at the moe commentary.
> "Yu-Yukari-sama too!"
> Everyone lets out a laugh. You can't help it either.
>"Yeah, these are great! Elly's real nice."
>Enjoy some breakfast.
>Contemplate looking into that army if there's no tasks today. Or surprising Kogasa.
> "Why yes, she is."
> You enjoy the toast that Ran sets on your plate.
>See if Ran finished cooking yet.
>"Any important news today?"
> "Not today. You could go check out the underground though."
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>"Why? Is something happening down there? It didn't catch on fire, did it?"
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> "By the way Yukari, do you have any of those Ying-Yang orbs lying around still? Since I can use them to power up my abilities, I randomly thought "if I power up that Gap ability, I might be able to control it somewhat." The last thing I want is to have an ability that could send me anywhere I can't control where if I use it."
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> Make gap grinding first priority.
> Try gapping to the underground.
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>Do not gap underground. Just doing it on a 2 dimensional axis earlier didn't work all that well. Adding in the possibly of phasing into solid earth is extra bad.
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> But there's no problem, all you have to do is take it easy. Instead of lol opening a gap from one point to another and lol jumping in it without thinking, just enter gap dimension, and from there try to open a gap to the correct place. Just keep focused trying and it'll all be cool.
> Try gapping to the underground.
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>"Why? Is something happening down there? It didn't catch on fire, did it?"
> "You wanted to investigate that cat girl, didn't you?"
> "By the way Yukari, do you have any of those Ying-Yang orbs lying around still? Since I can use them to power up my abilities, I randomly thought "if I power up that Gap ability, I might be able to control it somewhat." The last thing I want is to have an ability that could send me anywhere I can't control where if I use it."
> "Certainly."
> She tosses you an orb without looking up.
> Make gap grinding first priority.
> Try gapping to the underground.
>Do not gap underground. Just doing it on a 2 dimensional axis earlier didn't work all that well. Adding in the possibly of phasing into solid earth is extra bad.
> But there's no problem, all you have to do is take it easy. Instead of lol opening a gap from one point to another and lol jumping in it without thinking, just enter gap dimension, and from there try to open a gap to the correct place. Just keep focused trying and it'll all be cool.
> Try gapping to the underground.
> But you wouldn't know where in the gap universe to stand in. You'd likely fuse into solid earth.
> Besides, you've LEVELED UP~! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB_l4AdtJds)
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>Level up the gap!
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> Level up Badassery
> Or Moe Moe Sakana
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>Level up the gap ability
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>Level up the gap!
> Level up Badassery
> Or Moe Moe Sakana
>Level up the gap ability
> You don't know BADASSERY! Or MOE MOE SAKANA KATANA!
> You level up GAP.
-GAP LV:0.2
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>Equip yellowtail
>"So what level does gap have to be before I use it properly?"
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>Equip yellowtail
>"So what level does gap have to be before I use it properly?"
> "I'd say one."
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>"Can I have 8 more of those orbs?"
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>"Can I have 8 more of those orbs?"
> "I'll keep my eyes peeled. If I find any, I'll give them to you."
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>"Alrighty"
>Back to work!
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>"Alrighty"
>Back to work!
> "Well, we have no work for you again today. You're free to explore Gensokyo."
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>"Adventure!"
>Go to where Lily lives
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>"Adventure!"
>Go to where Lily lives
> You do not know where Lily lives!
> Current quests you could take care of:
-The dolls that Shanghai: A large army of dolls outside of the human village march all day. Investigate.
-Mind the GAP!: Realize and master the power of GAP.
-COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION!: Investigate the cat girl, Orin, underground. Get some answers before she can make a new research lab.
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>go to the magic forest.
>bring scissors so we can kidnap one
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A kidnapped person kidnapping...didn't we already have enough problems with recursion stuff yesterday~
>Ponder if Armpits might have another orb or three to spare.
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A kidnapped person kidnapping...didn't we already have enough problems with recursion stuff yesterday~
>Ponder if Armpits might have another orb or three to spare.
> She probably wouldn't give you more. She gave you as much a she would before.
>go to the magic forest.
>bring scissors so we can kidnap one
> You get some scissors from the house and head to the outside of the forest.
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>Look around for Doll Company; or signs of where it might have gone.
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>Look around for Doll Company; or signs of where it might have gone.
> They are marching towards you. Right on time.
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>Find one that is probably straggling from the group if any. If not, find one in the corner of a group.
>See how close we can get without alerting them.
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>Don't forget to activate Kitty Stealth
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>See how close we can get without alerting them.
>Activate KITTY STEALTH first. See if the lowered sound of sound helps at all.*
>Keep up vigilance for Hourai Dolls. Don't want to be surrounded again.
*On that note, how does KITTY STEALTH work? I believe you said it makes footsteps really quiet for sneaking right? Does that mean we're basically on foot most of the time, despite having FAIRY FLIGHT? Sorry, just making sure I understand how it works.
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Likely. Flight isn't all that stealthy.
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>Find one that is probably straggling from the group if any. If not, find one in the corner of a group.
>See how close we can get without alerting them.
> They are in a perfect rectangle!
> Well, they surround you quickly.
> "Shanghai!" Pops out from one of them.
>Don't forget to activate Kitty Stealth
> You activate KITTY STEALTH.
>Activate KITTY STEALTH first. See if the lowered sound of sound helps at all.*
>Keep up vigilance for Hourai Dolls. Don't want to be surrounded again.
*On that note, how does KITTY STEALTH work? I believe you said it makes footsteps really quiet for sneaking right? Does that mean we're basically on foot most of the time, despite having FAIRY FLIGHT? Sorry, just making sure I understand how it works.
> Too late!
(Parser Note: Well, wings beating makes noise too. KITTY STEALTH removes any sounds you make.)
> The last few Hourai's are on their way down. You are surrounded!
> "Shanghai!"
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>"Hey gang! You hear about how I found Yukari while playing Hide and Seek?"
>Do they seem hostile, or just standing there like usual.
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>"Hey gang! You hear about how I found Yukari while playing Hide and Seek?"
>Do they seem hostile, or just standing there like usual.
> "Shanghai!"
> They're just standing there with the cold stare. Their weapons aren't drawn, either.
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>"Aw, did you guys miss me? Once for yes, twice for no like last time."
>Regardless of whether it was that way last time.
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>"Uh... would you guys be mad if... say... one of you were to be separated from the group?"
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Why don't we follow the wire that is connected to the dolls to the person controlling them and pay them a visit.
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>"Aw, did you guys miss me? Once for yes, twice for no like last time."
>Regardless of whether it was that way last time.
> They remain silent.
>"Uh... would you guys be mad if... say... one of you were to be separated from the group?"
> The dolls seem to stop. Even more than usual, even. Until one doll with a lance moves towards you. It does not seem to be hostile.
Why don't we follow the wire that is connected to the dolls to the person controlling them and pay them a visit.
> We've gone over this. There are no wires. The Hourai dolls wires go a few feet and vanish.
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>To the lancer: "Oh, you're volunteering to come with me for a bit?"
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>To the lancer: "Oh, you're volunteering to come with me for a bit?"
> "Shanghai! Shanghai shanghai!"
> It hands you it's lance. You have obtained DOLLY LANCE!
> It then jumps up and rests on your head.
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>"... Okay then!"
>Gently push your way through the crowd of dolls and bring it back to the Yakumo residence. Maybe we can take a further examination of it there.
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> Store lance in hammerspace
> Wait for some reaction by the dolls, if there is one
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>Address doll as best possible, given she's on our head, "Hey, do dolls eat? Maybe Ran will give you a snack!"
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> Before we leave, wave good bye to the cute army.
>"Shanghai! Hourai!"
> Pull down doll. Give it a quick hug, then replace it onto head.
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>"... Okay then!"
>Gently push your way through the crowd of dolls and bring it back to the Yakumo residence. Maybe we can take a further examination of it there.
> You walk out of the army. They open a path for you.
> The dolls look back at their comrade.
> "Shanghai!" "Shanghai shanghai" "Shanghai! Shanghai!" "Hourai..."
> Doll chatter echoes behind you.
> Store lance in hammerspace
> Wait for some reaction by the dolls, if there is one
> It just happened!
>Address doll as best possible, given she's on our head, "Hey, do dolls eat? Maybe Ran will give you a snack!"
> "Shanghai shanghai!"
> Before we leave, wave good bye to the cute army.
>"Shanghai! Hourai!"
> Pull down doll. Give it a quick hug, then replace it onto head.
> You wave to the army.
> You give the doll a hug.
> "Shanghai!"
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>"Hey, do you know how to spell? I just realized that'd make this so much easier"
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> "Kyoto?"
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>"Aurica Aurica Aurica"
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>"Hey, do you know how to spell? I just realized that'd make this so much easier"
> It remains silent.
> "Kyoto?"
> "Shanghai!"
>"Aurica Aurica Aurica"
> "Shanghai shanghai shanghai!"
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>Change language to Shanghai
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>"Hey, could you show me where you live, when you're not out getting your training on and junk?"
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> Take the doll to China
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>Change language to Shanghai
> You don't know Shanghai yet!
>"Hey, could you show me where you live, when you're not out getting your training on and junk?"
> Take the doll to China
> "Shanghai shanghai!"
> China appears to be wrong.
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>"Ahh...I see..."
>"So what are your hobbies?"
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>"Ahh...I see..."
>"So what are your hobbies?"
> It remains silent.
> You don't think interrogation is going well.
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> But China is just outside SDM
:V
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>"You know what'd help out your army thing? Checkers. We should play checkers."
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> But China is just outside SDM
:V
> But it is incorrect, smartass.
>"You know what'd help out your army thing? Checkers. We should play checkers."
> It remains silent.
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>Take a good look at Shanghai
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>"...You like checkers, right?"
>Idea!
>"Hey, you know those black and white orb things that people leave laying around? Like that priestess with the armpits has? You guys know where to find any of those? I've been kinda collecting them."
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>Take a good look at Shanghai
> Well, it has lifeless blue eyes, a sort of blackish-blue dress with a white, frilly apron. She also has a patch of steel on her right shoulder.
>"...You like checkers, right?"
>Idea!
>"Hey, you know those black and white orb things that people leave laying around? Like that priestess with the armpits has? You guys know where to find any of those? I've been kinda collecting them."
> The doll is silent.
> "Shanghai!"
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>Put on the sugary tones
>"If you guys get me a whole bunch of 'em, I'll try and help you out~"
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>Give her a hug
>"HNNGGG You're so cute!"
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>Put on the sugary tones
>"If you guys get me a whole bunch of 'em, I'll try and help you out~"
> The doll remains silent.
>Give her a hug
>"HNNGGG You're so cute!"
> "Shanghai!"
> The doll leaps off your head and grabs her spear. She runs off into a bush and rustles around inside.
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>Follow.
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>"Hey Shanghai! What'dya find?"
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>Follow.
> You chase after the doll and stop at the bush.
>"Hey Shanghai! What'dya find?"
> "Shanghai!"
> She holds up a Yin-Yang Orb and FANCY HAT.
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>"Wow! Thanks Shanghai!"
>Give shanghai hug
>Equip hat
>Use orb
>Level up GAP
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>"Wow! Thanks Shanghai!"
>Give shanghai hug
>Equip hat
>Use orb
>Level up GAP
> "Shanghai!"
> You put on the hat. You seem more...normal...now...
> You level up Gap. Chances of successful warp increased.
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>Success (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHJvsOb984&feature=related)
>"Let's go Shanghai!"
>Take SHanghai's hand
>Go to wherever we were going
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>Success (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHJvsOb984&feature=related)
>"Let's go Shanghai!"
>Take SHanghai's hand
>Go to wherever we were going
> She runs up your arm and plops back down on your head.
> You decide to head home to examine the properties of the doll.
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>Arrive
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> Arrive back at the Yakumo household.
> "Hey, I'm back and with something... interesting."
> Do something to get the doll to say Shanghai.
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>Arrive
> Arrive back at the Yakumo household.
> "Hey, I'm back and with something... interesting."
> Do something to get the doll to say Shanghai.
> Ran greets you.
> "Oh, hi Aurica! What's that thing?"
> "Shanghai!"
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>"I think I'm going to call her Cairo. She's in the military! See?"
>Show lance.
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> "I found her in the forest, as part of a mass group, she only seems to say "Shanghai!" Their were others in the group that went "Hourai..." Do you know anything about them?"
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>"I think I'm going to call her Cairo. She's in the military! See?"
>Show lance.
> The doll hits you on the head after your comment.
> "Oh! Well crafted!"
> "I found her in the forest, as part of a mass group, she only seems to say "Shanghai!" Their were others in the group that went "Hourai..." Do you know anything about them?"
> "I believe there's a dollmaker or something that lives in the forest. I rarely go there, myself. So I wouldn't know. Yukari would, though! But I believe she's sleeping right now."
> "Shanghai!"
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>"Hey! You speak the language of violence! Neat."
>Look to Ran, "Where's that cottage at, do you know?"
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>"Hey! You speak the language of violence! Neat."
>Look to Ran, "Where's that cottage at, do you know?"
> "Shanghai!"
> "Well, no, I don't."
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>"Oh. Okay. Got anything you need in the forest? What's for dinner?"
>Idly snuggle doll is she doesn't struggle it.
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>"Oh. Okay. Got anything you need in the forest? What's for dinner?"
>Idly snuggle doll is she doesn't struggle it.
> "Dinner isn't for a while now. And I don't think I need anything in the forest. At least, not right now."
> You snuggle with the doll.
> "Shanghai"
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> "Alice?"
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> Head back to the forest and search for houses or places where people might live.
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> "Alice?"
> Nothing happens.
> "Shanghai!"
> Except for that.
> Head back to the forest and search for houses or places where people might live.
> You zoom to the forest. There are no obvious directions.
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> "Marisa!"
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> "Marisa!"
> Nothing happens. What are you trying to prove by calling random names out?
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> Wander around and look for humanoid things.
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> Wander around and look for humanoid things.
> You begin to wander aimlessly. You find nothing.
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> Search via treetops.
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> Ask the doll to lead the way
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>Are things pre-electrified enough that cooking fires are common? If so, look around for chimney smoke from a hearth or cooking stove.
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> Search via treetops.
>Are things pre-electrified enough that cooking fires are common? If so, look around for chimney smoke from a hearth or cooking stove.
> Ask the doll to lead the way
> You fly upwards, searching for a rooftop, or some smoke, but find nothing.
> You land and ask the doll to lead the way.
> "Shanghai!"
> It points northeast.
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>Go Northeast
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>Go Northeast
> You go northeast.
> The doll points northwest.
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>Follow wherever the doll points until and unless you discover anything else notable, or it seems like you're being led in circles.
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>Follow wherever the doll points until and unless you discover anything else notable, or it seems like you're being led in circles.
> You continue to follow where the doll points until you stumble upon a cottage.
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>"Thanks, Cairo!"
>Examine cottage.
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> Are there any signs someone is inside the cottage?
> If not, take a peek through a window to see how thew interior looks like.
> If yes, knock on the door and hope the owner answers.
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>"Thanks, Cairo!"
>Examine cottage.
> The doll begins to hit you on the head for calling it Cairo.
> It's a well made white cottage.
> Are there any signs someone is inside the cottage?
> If not, take a peek through a window to see how thew interior looks like.
> If yes, knock on the door and hope the owner answers.
> There's the occasional puff from the chimney. So you knock on the door.
> A blond girl in a blue dress opens the door.
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>"Hi, I'm Aurica! Is this doll yours?"
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>"Hi, I'm Aurica! Is this doll yours?"
> The girl smiles at the sight of the doll.
> "Good. Step in, please."
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> Enter the girl's house.
> Examine the interior.
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>"Um, okay."
>Enter. Be ready to emergency gap out, just in case she does something that's exactly as creepy as she's suddenly being.
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> Enter the girl's house.
> Examine the interior.
> You enter the house, taking a look around. There are dolls everywhere, lining dozens of shelves.
>"Um, okay."
>Enter. Be ready to emergency gap out, just in case she does something that's exactly as creepy as she's suddenly being.
> You prepare to escape.
> "I suppose you would like an explanation as to what that thing is, right?"
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>"Oh, I know that. She's a doll!"
>Sage nod.
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> "Though last time I checked dolls weren't so....lively."
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>"Oh, I know that. She's a doll!"
>Sage nod.
> She scowls.
> "Though last time I checked dolls weren't so....lively."
> "Well, you see, ordinarily, I use dolls as bombs or quick attackers, but all my life, I've been trying to create a fully functional, sentient doll. That army outside of the forest were hundreds of incomplete tests in this department. I was simply leaving them out there while I worked on other things. But the doll you're holding now is what just might be the first living doll. And I must complete it, and you will help me by gathering the necessary components."
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>"Work!? :*"
>"What do you need?"
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>"Really? Because they all seem pretty functional. They march and everything, it's pretty neat."
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> "You're not gonna try and force me into it like Yuka are you?"
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>"Really? Because they all seem pretty functional. They march and everything, it's pretty neat."
> "They were all being controlled by me, up to this point. When I saw your interest, I decided you would be a good worker. Besides, if you get these components for me, I'll let you keep this prototype."
>"Work!? :*"
>"What do you need?"
> "I need a MAGIC RUBY, a KAPPA BAND, and a roll of FILM."
> "You're not gonna try and force me into it like Yuka are you?"
> "Of course not."
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>"Well, I guess you seem nice enough, so I guess I can do something nice for you if you can tell me where to get those things. What do you think, Cairo?"
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>"So, any leads on where I can find these three items?"
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>"Well, I guess you seem nice enough, so I guess I can do something nice for you if you can tell me where to get those things. What do you think, Cairo?"
> "Her name is Shanghai."
>"So, any leads on where I can find these three items?"
> You could likely find a KAPPA BAND at Kappatown, obviously, FILM would be anywhere a Tengu goes, and a RUBY could probably be found at Kourindou.
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>"Oh. My mistake. I thought it was just something she exclaimed. It is a fun word to say. Shanghai, shanghai, shanghai. Try it!"
>"While I'm thinking about it, where do the kappa and tengu live, and how do I get there?"
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>"Oh. My mistake. I thought it was just something she exclaimed. It is a fun word to say. Shanghai, shanghai, shanghai. Try it!"
>"While I'm thinking about it, where do the kappa and tengu live, and how do I get there?"
> "No."
> "You'd need to go west from here into the mountain range. Just climb the mountain and you'll see it."
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>Frown at denial. "Okay, fine."
>"Okay, I'll see what's around there. Wish me luck!"
>Start to head out. Stop.
>"Hey, do you have enough for a ruby?"
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>Frown at denial. "Okay, fine."
>"Okay, I'll see what's around there. Wish me luck!"
>Start to head out. Stop.
>"Hey, do you have enough for a ruby?"
> "This is Kourindou we're talking about here. You'll be fine."
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> "This is Kourindou we're talking about here. You'll be fine."
>"Oh, right."
>Depart! Head mountainward.
>Try to sing a song about Shanghai. But since we don't know any of them, just modify One Night in Bangkok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCQvPE8nLY).
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>"Oh, right."
>Depart! Head mountainward.
>Try to sing a song about Shanghai. But since we don't know any of them, just modify One Night in Bangkok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCQvPE8nLY).
> Why go directly to the mountain? You should head to Kourindou while it's close. Oh well, you head to the mountain range.
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> Follow the mountain river upwards. Kappa's live near water, so they should pop out soon enough if we remain near the river.
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>Mountain means more time to obtain currencies and exchangables. Gonna have to hit both places, anyways.
>Approach the mountain from the air, because climbing is for suckers.
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> Follow the mountain river upwards. Kappa's live near water, so they should pop out soon enough if we remain near the river.
> You follow the river up the mountain.
>Mountain means more time to obtain currencies and exchangables. Gonna have to hit both places, anyways.
>Approach the mountain from the air, because climbing is for suckers.
> You continue to fly up the river until you see a sign saying "Kappatown!"
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>Follow that sign!
>Have a good look around.
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> Examine the kappa's. Do they all look alike?
(like in Touhou Tag Dream)
> Take a gander at whatever cool gadgets are hanging around.
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>Follow that sign!
>Have a good look around.
> You enter Kappatown and examine the area. You see some well designed buildings and people walking around.
> Examine the kappa's. Do they all look alike? (like in Touhou Tag Dream)
> Take a gander at whatever cool gadgets are hanging around.
> They all seem different. Just like anybody.
> There are none.
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>"Kappa~ pa~"
>Go to a Kappa Shop
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>"Kappa~ pa~"
>Go to a Kappa Shop
> You head into a store.
> "Why, hello there! What can I interest you in? Refined metal, a Scottish Resistance? Nails, screws, or maybe an auto hammer?"
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> "Do you make auto-mail limbs?"
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>"Kappa limbs- I mean band. I need a Kappa Band!"
>"I'm sorry I'm being controlled by a bunch of people who think all of this is a text adventure"
>Examine the shop
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> Kick Manlyright in the man-bits
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>Load ourselves up on cucumber alcohol to have a good time with Lily and the other fairies later.
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>Check the stock for cucumber candy.
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>Consider asking if they have some kinda kappa device that'll tell you where you are if you happen to gap to the middle of nowhere.
>elsewise consider this later in other stores
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> "Do you make auto-mail limbs?"
> "But of course!"
>"Kappa limbs- I mean band. I need a Kappa Band!"
>"I'm sorry I'm being controlled by a bunch of people who think all of this is a text adventure"
>Examine the shop
> Kick Manlyright in the man-bits
> You hold your tongue and examine the shop. They have various gadgets and metals in stock.
>Load ourselves up on cucumber alcohol to have a good time with Lily and the other fairies later.
>Check the stock for cucumber candy.
> They have nearly a cucumber anything!
-Cucumber candy: 10 yen each
-Cucumber flavored beer!: 100 yen a six-pack
>Consider asking if they have some kinda kappa device that'll tell you where you are if you happen to gap to the middle of nowhere.
>elsewise consider this later in other stores
> From what they have set up, they probably do. Wouldn't hurt to ask.
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> Ask about Kappa Belt and GPS.
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>Examine funds.
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> Ask about Kappa Belt and GPS.
> "A kappa belt? You'd have to ask Nitori. She's the greatest engineer in town! As for a GPS...that'll run you 200 yen."
>Examine funds.
> You have 260 yen.
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>"And of Kappa Bands?"
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> If it isn't too much, buy the GPS and the band.
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>Activate Cute Charm
>"Why iz it sooo expensive? <: ("
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>"And of Kappa Bands?"
> "I just said, as Nitori, the head engineer. She could hook you up."
> If it isn't too much, buy the GPS and the band.
> "Here's your GPS, sir. Nitori will get you a band, no problem."
> You have obtained GPS!
> Yukari begins to talk again.
> "Well, it's safe for me to talk to you again. I see you're trying to get a sentient doll. This should be interesting."
>Activate Cute Charm
>"Why iz it sooo expensive? <: ("
> "Because this is high quality hardware! This is quite cheap compared to our other stock."
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> Thank the shopkeeper.
> Ask him for directions to Nitori's.
> Head to Nitori's.
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> Thank the shopkeeper.
> Ask him for directions to Nitori's.
> Head to Nitori's.
> "No problem!"
> "Well, the house with a large radar array on top is a sure giveaway."
> You are outside Nitori's house.
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>Enter the Nitori House
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> Knock first.
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>If anyone answers, then introduce yourself.
>If not... well, maybe we can avoid spending more of our funds...
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>Enter the Nitori House
>Enter the Nitori House
> You knock on the door.
> A girl with blue eyes and clothing, with a green KAPPA CAP on answers.
>If anyone answers, then introduce yourself.
>If not... well, maybe we can avoid spending more of our funds...
> "Well, my name is Aurica, I was wondering if you had a KAPPA BAND I could purchase."
> The girl smiles sweetly.
> "Of course! I am Nitori! The head researcher and engineer of Kappatown! You can take one, no problem at all!"
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>"Oh god you're the best!"
>Examine Fancy Hat.
>Compare it to Kappa Hat.
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>"Oh god you're the best!"
>Examine Fancy Hat.
>Compare it to Kappa Hat.
> "No problem! Come in!"
> The fancy hat is fancy, but the kappa cap is cool, and efficient!
> You follow her in.
> You can see tools and various metals strewn about. You also see what's labeled, "Latest work." It is white car with an odd component attached to it, along with a lightning rod.
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> "So you invent stuff?"
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>"Out of curiosity, do you have any buses?"
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>"Why did you label that latest work? Is it so you wouldn't forget?"
>"...Or is it to throw off spies?!"
>Examine works in process. Look for things to fiddle with.
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> "So you invent stuff?"
> "Of course! I'm currently working on a time machine! I'm working on producing the necessary 1.21 gigawatts necessary! I believe plutonium would work, but I have no way of obtaining any."
>"Out of curiosity, do you have any buses?"
> "There are no buses in Gensokyo!"
>"Why did you label that latest work? Is it so you wouldn't forget?"
>"...Or is it to throw off spies?!"
>Examine works in process. Look for things to fiddle with.
> "I label it for people like you! Whom visit my humble workshop!"
> everything seems quite dangerous. So you leave them alone.
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>"Plutonium? I think a Hell Raven would have some."
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>We know about the Hell Raven?
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>We know about the Hell Raven?
>"Plutonium? I think a Hell Raven would have some."
> You don't know nuffin' bout no Hell Ravens!
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>Do we even know what plutonium or a gigawatt is for that matter
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>Do we even know what plutonium or a gigawatt is for that matter
> Of course you do! Plutonium is a radioactive material capable of massive destruction caused by a chemical reaction with other radioactive materials! A gigawatt is a measurement of electricity. Similar to megawatt, but much larger.
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>"What would you do with a time machine, anyways?"
>Snoop around for other cool things.
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>"What would you do with a time machine, anyways?"
>Snoop around for other cool things.
> "Why! Go back in time and administer the years of technological knowledge to my past self! Allowing my past self to practice at her level up to this point! Thereby giving me twice the intelligence!"
> You see something labeled "quartz fuel cell. Do not touch"
> You also see something labeled "HumanXComputer interface device"
> It appears to be a massive rig involving a VR set and device storage.
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>"Oh cool, do that for me, too! Hey, what's that?"
>Point at the Interface Device.
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>"But wouldn't the fact you told yourself how to do everything in the past cause you to not need to go back in the past to tell yourself how to do everything thus leading to the point where you never made a time machine to go back in time and tell yourself everything, in the end, leading to a time paradox? Or... is the alternate timeline theory in act here?"
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>"But wouldn't the fact you told yourself how to do everything in the past cause you to not need to go back in the past to tell yourself how to do everything thus leading to the point where you never made a time machine to go back in time and tell yourself everything, in the end, leading to a time paradox? Or... is the alternate timeline theory in act here?"
^ Confusing as hell, but this must be said.
> "What is a Kappa Band anyway? I was just asked to obtain one by someone.
> Ask Yukari "Why wasn't it safe for you to speak with me earlyer? That doll girl would somehow here you?"
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>"Oh cool, do that for me, too! Hey, what's that?"
>Point at the Interface Device.
> "That, is a special device that allows people to store computer data in their brain. At the cost of a few memories, of course. These people need special implants, however. If someone were to try to connect to a computer without the implants, it would microwave their brain."
>"But wouldn't the fact you told yourself how to do everything in the past cause you to not need to go back in the past to tell yourself how to do everything thus leading to the point where you never made a time machine to go back in time and tell yourself everything, in the end, leading to a time paradox? Or... is the alternate timeline theory in act here?"
> "But my past self would create a time machine, as she would follow certain instructions I'd leave her. Then she would go back in time eventually, thus quadrupling my intelligence!"
^ Confusing as hell, but this must be said.
> "What is a Kappa Band anyway? I was just asked to obtain one by someone.
> Ask Yukari "Why wasn't it safe for you to speak with me earlyer? That doll girl would somehow here you?"
> "It's an indestructible band of my own design. It can stretch to any length, and is resistant to all elements. It's also self-cleaning!"
> "I was waiting at least 24 hours before I talked to you again. I wouldn't want to set off any reactions!"
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>"What kind of music does it play?"
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>"What kind of music does it play?"
> Nitori laughs.
> "I can already tell I'm going to like you!"
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> "Would it be plausible to take or copy memories or other such data from the mind and transfer them into data for the computer to store? The opposite, or rather the reverse, of what you said it does."
> "Does the Kappa Band play music? Cause I know a few songs I'd like to be able to hear on a whim..." *cough cough Necrofantasia cough cough*
> To Yukari "I'm curious, your sleeping right now right? How is it you can keep track of me while getting beauty rest?"
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> If we haven't already, obtain the Kappa Band from Nitori.
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>"Is it a Zydeco band? I like Zydeco. Or is Kappa a music style too? Because that'd be pretty neat."
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> "Would it be plausible to take or copy memories or other such data from the mind and transfer them into data for the computer to store? The opposite, or rather the reverse, of what you said it does."
> "Does the Kappa Band play music? Cause I know a few songs I'd like to be able to hear on a whim..." *cough cough Necrofantasia cough cough*
> To Yukari "I'm curious, your sleeping right now right? How is it you can keep track of me while getting beauty rest?"
> "Of course it can! It took me and a team of 7 researchers just to make the blueprints!"
> Nitori laughs.
> "Of course it doesn't! What you're looking for is a boombox!"
> She points to a stack of radios in the corner.
> "I'm Ubiquitous while I'm asleep. Think of it as...a ghost, following you."
> If we haven't already, obtain the Kappa Band from Nitori.
> You have obtained the KAPPA BAND!
>"Is it a Zydeco band? I like Zydeco. Or is Kappa a music style too? Because that'd be pretty neat."
> "Of course it isn't!"
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>"Dang. Thank you very much, though! Hey, do you have any film, too?"
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So Yukari does do something while asleep.
> "Can I expect new gadgets appearing here from time to time?"
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>"Dang. Thank you very much, though! Hey, do you have any film, too?"
> "The Tengu's would! That's their specialty! Take this pass, and move up the mountain trail. They can't touch you if you have registration from Kappanet!"
So Yukari does do something while asleep.
> "Can I expect new gadgets appearing here from time to time?"
> "Of course! Come back every so often, and I'll let you test my latest inventions!"
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>"...Do you have any candy?"
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>"...Do you have any candy?"
> Out of seemingly nowhere, she pulls out a plate full with cucumber candy!
> You take a few.
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>Sample candy, in stunned silence.
>"...I want you to marry me. Right now."
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>Do you have any cucumber beer?
>Failing that activate cute
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>Sample candy, in stunned silence.
>"...I want you to marry me. Right now."
> Nitori laughs heartily.
>Do you have any cucumber beer?
>Failing that activate cute
> "I can't give you that! There's a big bash at the bar tonight!"
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>"...Don't laugh at my feelings. We'd be so happy together."
>Mope for a moment. Then get better.
>"Thanks for everything!"
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>"...Don't laugh at my feelings. We'd be so happy together."
>Mope for a moment. Then get better.
>"Thanks for everything!"
> She continues to laugh.
> "No problem!"
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>Skip out of the workshop.
>Examine the pass.
>Offer Shanghai a cucumber candy.
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>Skip out of the workshop.
>Examine the pass.
>Offer Shanghai a cucumber candy.
> You leave the workshop.
> You examine the trail. It seems fairly normal.
> Shanghai is with Alice right now!
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>Examine the pass Nitori gave us.
>Shanghai you traitor, we were homies. ;_;
>Head up the mountain, via flight.
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>Head up the mountain, via flight.
>Snack on cucumber candy. be sure to keep some to potentialy bribe tengu with, if they like this sorta thing.
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> Keep the pass that Nitori gave us somewhere we can pull it out with ease but somewhere that would be difficult for a thief to steal it from without us noticing.
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>Examine the pass Nitori gave us.
>Shanghai you traitor, we were homies. ;_;
>Head up the mountain, via flight.
> It's a white ticket, with various numbers and markings on it.
> No. She's simply a lifeless nothing. You will be homies if you get the items you need.
> Keep the pass that Nitori gave us somewhere we can pull it out with ease but somewhere that would be difficult for a thief to steal it from without us noticing.
> You keep the pass on hand.
>Snack on cucumber candy. be sure to keep some to potentialy bribe tengu with, if they like this sorta thing.
> You pack some CUCUMBER CANDY.
> You fly up the mountain trail. A wolf Tengu steps in your way.
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> "Hello, I assume your from Tengu Town? Nitori gave me this pass thingie here and said that if I show this I can get into Tengu Town." Show the Tengu the pass that Nitori gave us.
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> "Hello, I assume your from Tengu Town? Nitori gave me this pass thingie here and said that if I show this I can get into Tengu Town." Show the Tengu the pass that Nitori gave us.
> She grips her sword.
> "You must be pretty new around here. It isn't called Tengu Town. How can I be sure this pass isn't forged?"
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>"I dunno. How can you be sure? Does it look forged? Because if Nitori gave me a fake pass, I'm taking back my proposal and we're going to have some words."
>Show her the pass.
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>"I dunno. How can you be sure? Does it look forged? Because if Nitori gave me a fake pass, I'm taking back my proposal and we're going to have some words."
>Show her the pass.
> "It seems perfect. But you faeries are known for trickery."
> She draws her sword.
> "Have anything to back this pass up? Something to prove you were in Kappatown?"
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>If we have any, show her the Cucumber candy
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>And show her the Kappa Band as well.
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>If we have any, show her the Cucumber candy
>And show her the Kappa Band as well.
> She puts the sword away.
> "Hmm...Alright then. Go on."
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>"Thanks ma'am!"
>Enter Tenguland
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>"Thanks ma'am!"
>Enter Tenguland
> You enter the Tengu village. You can see people flying about.
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> Head to where we would most likly obtain the Film. If we are unsure of where to go for it then lets ask around.
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> Do something newsworthy. Or stupid. Or both.
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> Head to where we would most likly obtain the Film. If we are unsure of where to go for it then lets ask around.
> "Looking for film, kid? Here's some!"
> The Tengu takes a picture and flies off. Laughing.
> "Film? Go see one of the reporters. Aya or Hatate would have some."
> Do something newsworthy. Or stupid. Or both.
> You dance a little Irish jig. You can see a Tengu with a skirt, scribbling something down. As soon as she notices you, she takes a picture and dashes back into her hut.
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>Find Aya
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>Find Aya
> You don't know where she lives!
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>Ask directions to where Aya lives
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> Find the Tengu in the skirt, or rather her hut. The one who took a picture of us and fled.
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>Ask directions to where Aya lives
> No one answers.
> Find the Tengu in the skirt, or rather her hut. The one who took a picture of us and fled.
> You follow the Tengu into the hut. You see her looking at the photo. Presumably of you dancing.
> "Ayayayaya! This isn't the best news, but it'll do!"
> She notices you and quickly hides the photo.
> "Erm...Are you Aya?"
> "Sure am! You must have come to be interviewed, right?"
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>"No I'm here for some film"
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>"But I'll let you interview me, too. I am pretty fabulous."
>Fluff out hair fabulously.
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>"No I'm here for some film"
> "That'll cost you any yen you got! Film's hard to come by in Gensokyo!"
>"But I'll let you interview me, too. I am pretty fabulous."
>Fluff out hair fabulously.
> She facepalms.
> "Ayayayayayaya..."
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>"That's what they all say."
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>"That's what they all say."
> She facepalms again.
> "Ayayayayayaya..."
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>"Ayayayayayaya"
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>"Ayayayayayaya"
> She backhands you lightly.
> "That's my line!"
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>"Sorry, I thought it was some call and response thing. So when're you gonna interview me?"
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> Drop hints of a scoop in the Underground Palace
> Remind her that we solved the incident at SDM
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>"Sorry, I thought it was some call and response thing. So when're you gonna interview me?"
> "Right now!"
> Drop hints of a scoop in the Underground Palace
> Remind her that we solved the incident at SDM
> You give her a few hints of something good going on underground.
> "Really? How could I have missed that?"
> Yukari pitches in.
> "Aurica, it's not best to deal with this Tengu. Simply get the film and get out."
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>To Yukari. "Ah man, but this is my big break..."
>To Aya: "Film first."
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>To Yukari. "Ah man, but this is my big break..."
>To Aya: "Film first."
> "How much do you have?"
> You have 60 yen.
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> "I've got 20 yen only"
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> "I've got 20 yen only"
> "Your pockets are jingling a bit much for a measly 20 yen, aren't they?"
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> "Granny Yukari must have gapped me more money"
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> "Granny Yukari must have gapped me more money"
>Yukari's said to keep her on the lowdown several times. Let's not say this.
>Instead: "Sorry, I'm dyslexic. I meant 60."
>Not like losing 60 yen is gonna be much.
Unrelated: My first destroyer in Infinite Space has been named Aurica. She's gone on to make a mockery of many pirates~
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> "Granny Yukari must have gapped me more money"
>Yukari's said to keep her on the lowdown several times. Let's not say this.
>Instead: "Sorry, I'm dyslexic. I meant 60."
>Not like losing 60 yen is gonna be much.
Unrelated: My first destroyer in Infinite Space has been named Aurica. She's gone on to make a mockery of many pirates~
> You show her the money, dumping it on the table.
> "Hmm...Alright then. I'll give you a roll."
> She gives you a small roll of FILM.
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> What other items do we need?
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> What other items do we need?
>A Ruby from Kourindou, I believe.
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> Excuse ourselves and be on our way
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>Consider possible methods of earning money, We don't have enough to buy the ruby. Or more kappa beer/sweets.
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>"They're 5 yen coins"
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> What other items do we need?
>A Ruby from Kourindou, I believe.
> You require a RUBY. Kourindou may have one.
>"They're 5 yen coins"
> "Yes. 5 yen coins making up 60 yen."
> Excuse ourselves and be on our way
> You quickly excuse yourself and make your way out of the village.
>Consider possible methods of earning money, We don't have enough to buy the ruby. Or more kappa beer/sweets.
> Kourindou uses a credit network, remember? You have 24 credits. You could do jobs, or ask Yukari.
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>"So is the 20 yen enough for the film?"
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>"So is the 20 yen enough for the film?"
> Do you read my posts? Not only do you have the film, you've also left the Tengu village.
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> derp :V
>Go to Kourindo
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> derp :V
>Go to Kourindo
> You fly to Kourindou.
> As you step in, Rinnosuke looks up from his Gameboy.
> "Ah, hello!"
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>Don't we have a gameboy as well?
>"Yes, do you have any rubies?"
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>Examine stock!
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>Don't we have a gameboy as well?
>"Yes, do you have any rubies?"
> You never purchased it.
> He thinks for a moment, before beginning to speak.
> "Hmm...Yes, I do. I have one. It'll cost you...say...45 credits."
> You may have to trade something in for more credits.
>Examine stock!
-Gameboy Color: Includes Pokemon Yellow!
-Radiator
-Blender
-Mysterious Book
-Introduction to SM: By Tenshi Hinanai
-Heart of Fire (Ruby)
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>How many credits do we recall having?
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>How many credits do we recall having?
24. He just said it....
> Examine inventory to see what we could sell.
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>How many credits do we recall having?
> You have 24 credits.
24. He just said it....
> Examine inventory to see what we could sell.
> Inventory:
-Fairy Set
-Journal
-List
-Sack Lunch
-Super Duper Megacrystal Pen
-Fancy Hat
-GPS
-Kappa Band
-Cucumber Candy
-Film
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>Check lunch and see if any of Ran's cookies are in there
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>"How many credits can I get for the cucumber candy?"
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>Check lunch and see if any of Ran's cookies are in there
> None in the lunchkit! Maybe you can pawn it off?
>"How many credits can I get for the cucumber candy?"
> "Hmm...a Kappa delicacy, you can't get many of those around here, so...3 credits each."
> You took 6 from Nitori's plate.
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>Give him the carndy
>"How much can I get for Ran Lunch
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>Give him the carndy
>"How much can I get for Ran Lunch
>Save one of them, for now.
>"And...this hat?"
>Show Fancy Hat.
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>Use cute look before handing off the candy.
>"But this candy is so sweeet!"
>If no effect, just give him the candy.
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>Give him the carndy
>"How much can I get for Ran Lunch
>Save one of them, for now.
>"And...this hat?"
>Show Fancy Hat.
>Use cute look before handing off the candy.
>"But this candy is so sweeet!"
>If no effect, just give him the candy.
> The moe~ness doesn't affect him. So you give him 5 candies.
> 39 credits! You almost have enough!
> "Hmm...That hat is quite strange."
> He pulls it off your head and examines it.
> "I'll see it...7 credits. It's in surprisingly good condition."
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> Well, if I'm correct, we started off with a poofy hat anyway. Though this hat may be fancy, we still have a spare. Sell the Fancy Hat.
> Before selling the hat, ask how much the normal hat is worth. Otherwise proceed with selling the Fancy Hat.
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> Well, if I'm correct, we started off with a poofy hat anyway. Though this hat may be fancy, we still have a spare. Sell the Fancy Hat.
> Before selling the hat, ask how much the normal hat is worth. Otherwise proceed with selling the Fancy Hat.
> Well, you do have a hat. Except it's your night cap...? Suddenly you realize you're still in the YUKA JAMMIES! You're quite amazed you haven't noticed, or that no one has commented. After thinking for a moment, you suppose it makes sense. This is a common way to dress in Gensokyo. That librarian does it.
> You sell the fancy hat. You now have 46 credits. Enough for the RUBY!
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>Buy the ruby!
>Head back to Alice's house.
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>Oh the Jammies were noticed. It was intentional, they're just so cute~
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> But first, after buying, hold up the item victoriously in the air! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A)
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> But first, after buying, hold up the item victoriously in the air! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A)
>As long as we got the rupees!
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>Buy the ruby!
>Head back to Alice's house.
> But first, after buying, hold up the item victoriously in the air! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A)
>As long as we got the rupees!
> You buy the RUBY, and in your excitement zip out of the shop into Alice's house. After posing, of course.
> Alice seems excited.
> "Well, do you have the items?"
> You show her the three items.
> "Excellent! I should be done in an hour or two. Wait here."
> Alice zips into the back room, holding Shanghai.
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>Wait.
>Wait.
>Fidget.
>Have a look around.
>Wait.
>Look for things to get into.
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> Snuff around in her stuff in the mean time >:D
> Or, if we don't want to get mobbed by an army of weaponized dolls, just look around.
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>Use a Speedrun Tool
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>Wait.
>Wait.
>Fidget.
>Have a look around.
>Wait.
>Look for things to get into.
> Snuff around in her stuff in the mean time >:D
> Or, if we don't want to get mobbed by an army of weaponized dolls, just look around.
> You take a look at things. You find dolls, dolls, doll weaponry, and strings and wire.
>Use a Speedrun Tool
> One convenient time skip later, and...
> Alice bursts out of the room.
> "There, it's complete."
> "Shanghai!"
> It leaps onto your shoulder, climbing onto your head, and plopping into the usual spot.
> You have obtained SHANGHAI!
> Tutorial time!
-Using Shanghai, you can forage for items, have a friend in combat, and something to talk to when you're lonely! The doll must be taken to Alice for repairs if it takes too much damage. Nitori would likely upgrade it. For a "small" fee of course.
> "Why are you giving me your life's work?"
> "Because, I want to mass produce the perfect form. That is technically a mere prototype. But she still feels like a human. So treat her nicely, OK?
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>Offer her some cucumber candy. "How're you feeling?"
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>Offer her some cucumber candy. "How're you feeling?"
> It takes the candy, eyes it for a moment, then gives it back. Can't seem to eat.
> "Shanghai!"
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>"Can she talk?"
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>"Or write?"
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> Commence HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGing
> Quests
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>"Can she talk?"
>"Or write?"
> "Nope. She can definitely shanghai, though."
> Commence HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGing
> Quests
> Quests are:
-COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION!: Investigate Orin's home underground.
-Mind the gap!: Master the gap.
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> Thank Alice.
> Find someone to give you directions to the Underground.
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>"Shang hi there, Shanhai! Are you ready for ADVENTURE!?"
>Ask Alice for directions
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>"Shanghai, I shall teach you the miracle of the written word. The me of civilization will be yours! But first..."
>Hugs!
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> If we haven't left Alice's house yet ask her "Can she understand what we are saying, even if her response only sounds like a Shanghai?"
> "Alice, not only are you skilled with dolls, you make them so cute too <3, your practicly an artistic genius, if you aren't one already! I'm serious!"
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> If we haven't left Alice's house yet ask her "Can she understand what we are saying, even if her response only sounds like a Shanghai?"
> "Alice, not only are you skilled with dolls, you make them so cute too <3, your practicly an artistic genius, if you aren't one already! I'm serious!"
> "Of course! That's what makes her fully sentient. She can understand anything! But she can only respond with shanghai. That's what makes her the prototype."
> "Well, flattery will get you nowhere."
>"Shang hi there, Shanhai! Are you ready for ADVENTURE!?"
>Ask Alice for directions
> She raises her arms in excitement.
> "Shanghai shanghai shanghai!"
> She wipes some of the grease off of her hands.
> "Go southwest from Yukari's house, riding the mountain range. You'll find a hot spring and a cave entrance. The cave leads you into the underground."
>"Shanghai, I shall teach you the miracle of the written word. The me of civilization will be yours! But first..."
>Hugs!
> She appears confused.
> "Shanghai?"
> Then you give her a little hug. She hugs you back. Alice allows a little smile.
> Thank Alice.
> Find someone to give you directions to the Underground.
> "It was a hassle, but you're welcome. Be sure to write down any unnatural behavior in that journal. It'll help me out if it needs repairs."
> You have directions! Besides, it's no-
> A massive laser pierces the wall! A witch flies through the new doorway!
> "Alice, I'm comin' for those books~!"
> "Dammit Marisa! Just use the door! We take this outside anyways!"
> They run outside. Preparing for combat, it seems.
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>Follow the brawlers and observe.
>"Smack her down, Alice! Toss her down the well!"
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>Follow the brawlers and observe.
>"Smack her down, Alice! Toss her down the well!"
> Alice appears mad.
> "Get out of here! This is a personal match!"
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>"Okay, I just thought you needed some cheering on."
>Head back to Yukari's, see what is going on there. If there doesn't seem to be much interesting, head west and look for a hot spring.
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> Introduce Shanghai to Ran, again, and maybe even Chen, but telling her about how Shanghai is new from before.
> "Yukari, you listening? What do you think of Shanghai? Also, is fighting between Alice and that Marisa girl normal?"
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>"Okay, I just thought you needed some cheering on."
>Head back to Yukari's, see what is going on there. If there doesn't seem to be much interesting, head west and look for a hot spring.
> You head back to Yukari's place. You should change while you're here.
> Introduce Shanghai to Ran, again, and maybe even Chen, but telling her about how Shanghai is new from before.
> "Yukari, you listening? What do you think of Shanghai? Also, is fighting between Alice and that Marisa girl normal?"
> "Well then Shanghai, you want a cookie?"
> Ran holds out a cookie. The doll leaps off your head and scurries to grab the cookie.
> "Shanghai!"
> It nods and hops back onto your head. It offers you the cookie.
> "Shanghai shanghai!"
> You take the cookie.
> Ran giggles happily.
> "It sure is cute."
> "Why I think it's rather neat!"
> Yukari pops out of a gap beside you. Scaring Shanghai.
> She let's out another shanghai before falling off your head. She lands on her feet and scurries onto your head. It offers it's hand to Yukari.
> Yukari shakes Shanghai's hand with a happy look on her face.
> "Well, the family is growing quick!"
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>"Yep!"
>Devour cookie.
>"Hey, uh, you got any good things for teaching people to read? Once she knows how to do that, she can write. And then she can talk with us."
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>"Yep!"
>Devour cookie.
>"Hey, uh, you got any good things for teaching people to read? Once she knows how to do that, she can write. And then she can talk with us."
> "Actually, from what I heard, she can't speak anything else. She can likely already read, too."
> Yukari pulls a book out of thin air.
> "Read this, would you kindly?"
> The doll looks over the page, before jumping off of your head and making gestures to describe what happened on the page. Something like a man with a mallet trying to hit someone. With an evil hotel...? She must be talking about Stephen King's novels!
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>"Huh. I thought she couldn't write, though. Don't the two go together?"
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>"Huh. I thought she couldn't write, though. Don't the two go together?"
> "Not all the time, no."
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> "Guy with a mallet trying to hit people and something about an evil hotel... I think... maybe... No clue what that book is, but does that sound right to you Yukari? Either way, she is definatly smart enough to act that out."
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> "Guy with a mallet trying to hit people and something about an evil hotel... I think... maybe... No clue what that book is, but does that sound right to you Yukari? Either way, she is definatly smart enough to act that out."
> Yukari sighs.
> "It's The Shining she was acting out, Aurica."
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>"The Shining?"
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>"Here's Aurica!" Imitate stabbing and going crazy.
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>"Anyway, how are we going to go underground? That doesn't seem easy at all..."
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>"The Shining?"
> "Yes, you've never read it?"
>"Here's Aurica!" Imitate stabbing and going crazy.
> Yukari stifles a giggle. Shanghai lets out a little laugh.
>"Anyway, how are we going to go underground? That doesn't seem easy at all..."
> "Alice told you the way, didn't she? Just enter the cave and follow the tunnel. You'll reach a town eventually."
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>"You can laugh! Neat!"
>Ponder for a moment. "Um, is it alright to just leave the rest of those dolls out there? I mean...what if it rains?"
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> "Do you think I'm ready to face that cat girl, Yukari?"
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>"You can laugh! Neat!"
>Ponder for a moment. "Um, is it alright to just leave the rest of those dolls out there? I mean...what if it rains?"
> Well, the laugh was more like "hai hai hai"
> "Alice probably brings them into the forest. They're under her control, after all."
> "Do you think I'm ready to face that cat girl, Yukari?"
> "Hmm...Probably not. You, Lily, and Shanghai would need to use cunning to win, instead of relying on physical prowess."
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>"I guess we could run if it gets bad. Ima go have a look. Underground cities are neat anyways, I always want to go to that one in Russia."
>If nothing else is said, go change clothes; grab a spare set and a towel, and follow those directions to the hot spring.
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> Invite Lily. She'll probably want in on this too.
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>Presuming we have any idea where she is.
>Before we go, ask Yukari if she mailed that thank you note to Elly?
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>"I guess we could run if it gets bad. Ima go have a look. Underground cities are neat anyways, I always want to go to that one in Russia."
>If nothing else is said, go change clothes; grab a spare set and a towel, and follow those directions to the hot spring.
> The room is silent, so you move over to your room and get changed, and taking your original dress and a towel with you.
> Invite Lily. She'll probably want in on this too.
> Yukari pokes her head out of a gap in front of you.
> "I've got it covered!"
> Lily falls onto your bed.
> "Oh god! Why doesn't she tell me before dropping me somewhere!"
>Presuming we have any idea where she is.
>Before we go, ask Yukari if she mailed that thank you note to Elly?
> Before she disappears again, you ask her about the letter.
> "Of course I mailed it. No need to worry."
> She makes a little salute.
> "Trust in the interdimensional postage service!"
> She then disappears.
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>"Uh...sorry about that, Lily."
>"Wanna go underground with me, if you're not doing anything else? There's a hot spring"
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> Salute back to Yukari, even if she isn't there.
> "Pool party at the hot springs!"
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>"Uh...sorry about that, Lily."
>"Wanna go underground with me, if you're not doing anything else? There's a hot spring"
> "Eh...No problem...Just odd...Being warped randomly..."
> "Oh, that sounds good. Let's go."
> Salute back to Yukari, even if she isn't there.
> "Pool party at the hot springs!"
> Lily stands up and moves out of the house.
> "Come on! Let's get moving."
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>Out!
>Follow them mountains, look for that cave and that spring.
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>Out!
>Follow them mountains, look for that cave and that spring.
> You ride the mountain range. Searching for the cave.
> "Erm, Aurica? Why are we going underground?"
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> "To pay back that cat that nearly killed us and unleashed that zombie horde upon the SDM."
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> "To pay back that cat that nearly killed us and unleashed that zombie horde upon the SDM."
> Lily looks happy.
> "Good. I've started carrying this. Waiting for us to go."
> She holds out a magnum.
> You have arrived at the HOT SPRINGS.
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>Examine hot springs area.
>Presuming a lack of monsters or profiteers, strip off and hop. It's only a just reward for helping someone achieve sentience.
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>Examine hot springs area.
>Presuming a lack of monsters or profiteers, strip off and hop. It's only a just reward for helping someone achieve sentience.
> It's a natural rocky hot spring. What's to examine?
> You strip down and hop in the water.
> Lily looks sad.
> "I didn't know we'd stop here. I would've brought a towel."
> Yukari pops out of a gap upside down.
> "A towel? Borrow mine!"
> A white towel drops from the sky. Lily catches it.
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>Ponder if she really does watch people in the bathroom?
>Regardless, soak a bit.
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>Ponder if she really does watch people in the bathroom?
>Regardless, soak a bit.
> Knowing Yukari, she'd join you if she were watching.
> You sit in the spring. Lily joins you after a moment.
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>Relax and unwind for a few minutes.
>Then get bored with that and give Lily a right splashin'.
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>Faaaaanservice
>"Are you waterproof Shanghai? Have so fun!"
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>Relax and unwind for a few minutes.
>Then get bored with that and give Lily a right splashin'.
> After sitting around for a moment, you begin to splash Lily.
> "Hey!"
> You get into a splash fight.
>Faaaaanservice
>"Are you waterproof Shanghai? Have so fun!"
> I never intended for this scene to happen. It's all Purvis's fault.
> Shanghai shrugs her shoulders and sits on the sidelines.
> "Shanghai!"
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>But we have no fans, since Yukari wouldn't let us get an interview =[
>How does one expect a faerie not to take advantage of a hot spring, I ask you?
>Ponder abusing a gap to drop a good quantity of water on Lily.
>In the meantime, achieve that goal the old fashioned way.
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> Write this scene down in the utmost detail in your journal after we're done with this.
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>But we have no fans, since Yukari wouldn't let us get an interview =[
>How does one expect a faerie not to take advantage of a hot spring, I ask you?
>Ponder abusing a gap to drop a good quantity of water on Lily.
>In the meantime, achieve that goal the old fashioned way.
> You splash some more water onto Lily.
> Write this scene down in the utmost detail in your journal after we're done with this.
> After getting out of the spring and drying up, you pull out your journal and write down the scene.
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>"Alright, now that we had our washing up, let's get that cat!"
>"ADVENTURE!!!"
>Proceed
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>After drying off, dress and wrap hair in a towel turban.
>"...Wait, who won?"
>Proceed Underground
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>"Alright, now that we had our washing up, let's get that cat!"
>"ADVENTURE!!!"
>Proceed
>After drying off, dress and wrap hair in a towel turban.
>"...Wait, who won?"
>Proceed Underground
> You begin to head underground. You can hear wind echoing around you.
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>Start whistling Lullaby of Deserted Hell
>Examine Underground
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>Try to logic out who won while looking about.
>"You ever been down here?"
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>Start whistling Lullaby of Deserted Hell
>Examine Underground
> You do not know this tune!
> It is rocky, and spooky. What you'd expect from a cave.
>Try to logic out who won while looking about.
>"You ever been down here?"
> "Hmm...Nope. I've heard stories though. All of the youkai humans fear are sealed down here. Even if they haven't done anything wrong."
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>"Explains why Kogasa isn't down here."
>Facepalm at your own comment.
>Head on further through the cave.
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>"Explains why Kagosa isn't down here."
>Facepalm at your own comment.
>Head on further through the cave.
> Lily laughs.
> As you head deeper, you see webs and the occasional bucket strewn about.
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>Examine the bucket.
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>Equip one of the bullets if they're safe
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>"It's like a well had babies then exploded down here."
>Don't get caught in the web.
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>Examine the bucket.
> It's a wooden bucket.
>Equip one of the bullets if they're safe
> There are no bullets!
>"It's like a well had babies then exploded down here."
>Don't get caught in the web.
> Lily raises an eyebrow.
> "What."
> You avoid getting caught in the web.
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>Equip Bucket
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> Keep going.
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>Equip Bucket
> As soon as you pick up the bucket, another bucket falls from the ceiling. It falls from a very high place. When it connects with your head, it snaps your neck.
> The flash of light.
> Yukari is rolling on the floor with laughter. She points at you, and tries to say something. But she begins to laugh some more.
> You are now moments before touching the bucket.
> Keep going.
> You continue down the tunnel. The webbing is getting thicker now.
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>Set element to fire
>"Get your weapons ready, I gotta feeling we have something big and moe on our hands."
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>"Dammit I was on a streak! A good streak!"
>Look up. Be ready to leap out of the way if things descend.
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>Set element to fire
>"Get your weapons ready, I gotta feeling we have something big and moe on our hands."
> Lily loads her gun.
>"Dammit I was on a streak! A good streak!"
>Look up. Be ready to leap out of the way if things descend.
> You prepare for something to fall from the ceiling.
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>Continue onwards
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>Be sure to pay attention to down, left and right as well. Could be a trick! Oh! And ahead!
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>Continue onwards
>Be sure to pay attention to down, left and right as well. Could be a trick! Oh! And ahead!
> You continue onwards. Eventually a few pebbles fall from the ceiling. Panicked, you look up. A bucket falls. (Albeit a little way away from you) after landing on the floor, a girl with green hair pokes her head out. You see a second girl climbing on the ceiling with large spider legs protruding from her back, using them to stick to the ceiling, it seems.
> "Kisume! What do you think you're doing!?"
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>Grab bucket handle
>"Yeah... what do you think you're doing? you nearly broke my neck back there!"
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> "Falling, obviously."
> Get ready for anything
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>Grab bucket handle
>"Yeah... what do you think you're doing? you nearly broke my neck back there!"
> The girl ducks her head into the bucket, spreading a blanket so you can't see her.
> "Falling, obviously."
> Get ready for anything
> The spider girl leaps down and the insect legs vanish.
> "Sorry about that! I've been trying to get her out of the habit of her dropping on people. She nearly killed the bridge keeper!"
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> "Well its certainly effective..."
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>Look inside the bucket to see if there's hammerspace
>"It's alright. Bridge keeper? Anybody else we might run into here?"
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> "A habit? You, miss, have some issues."
> At least we're not dead again.
> "Either of you two know where I can find a certain cat?"
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>Try to pour her out of the bucket.
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> "Well its certainly effective..."
> The girl lets out a nervous laugh.
> "Yeah, it sure is."
>Look inside the bucket to see if there's hammerspace
>"It's alright. Bridge keeper? Anybody else we might run into here?"
> You can't see inside!
> "Of course! There's a bustling city past the bridge. The bridge keeper may attack you though. Just look like there's nothing to be jealous about."
> "A habit? You, miss, have some issues."
> At least we're not dead again.
> "Either of you two know where I can find a certain cat?"
> The girl pops her head out of the bucket.
> "Nuh uh! You got some of da issues!"
> She ducks back inside.
> Yes. Good optimism!
> The spider girl sighs.
> "The corpse carrier? Try the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Ask the Satori that lives there."
>Try to pour her out of the bucket.
> She is not coming out of there! Though various tools, money, alcohol, pictures, a camera, and a rocket launcher fall out.
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> "Can I borrow the rocket launcher? I promise I'll bring it back!"
> Cute look.
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>"Wow, you have a hella grip. Lemme get that stuff for you."
>Give Buckets back her things.
>Swipe one of the tools if it looks like we can get away with it.
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> "Can I borrow the rocket launcher? I promise I'll bring it back!"
> Cute look.
> The spider girl picks it up.
> "Of course! Courtesy of me, Yamame, and the bucket girl! Kisume!"
> She hands you the launcher. You take it.
> You have obtained BIG ASS ROCKET LAUNCHER (single use).
>"Wow, you have a hella grip. Lemme get that stuff for you."
>Give Buckets back her things.
>Swipe one of the tools if it looks like we can get away with it.
> You give her stuff back. You don't seem to able to swipe anything.
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>"And I'll set down Kisume courtesy of moi, Aurica!"
>Set her down!
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> "Yukari, your great and everything, but did you not warn me about the bucket falling on me snapping my neck so you could get some laughs? Next time something that could happen, at least give me a vague warning like "touch that if you want to make me laugh" or something. Neck snapping hurts... a lot... and being really nice and the Youkai of Boundries doesn't make you immune to the pain of your neck snapping, so think how something would fell if it happened to you, please and warn me accordingly. I'll be extra moe when I get back Yukawi-shama <3..." Mentally face palm at that last line xD
> "You mentioned that someone guards the bridge ahead and to avoid seeming like theirs anything for her to be jealous of? What if we act jealous of her? Bad idea, or Good idea?"
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Thundr wanted me to say that he's gonna be gone for a while, back at Monday I believe. So this is gonna be on a hiatus for now.
-
Awww, I hoped the spider legs would've come out of her dress (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhoudex/EX_Yamame) instead of her back. It would look cuter and be more convenient for maneuverability than on her back. Though, on her back they could be used as weapons, and if you look at her from behind she would really look like a spider. Both ways have their pros and cons....
> Before going, examine Yamame (is she cute?).
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> I HAVE RETURNED.
>"And I'll set down Kisume courtesy of moi, Aurica!"
>Set her down!
> Yamame smiles as you set Kisume back down. She quickly hops away in her bucket.
> "Yukari, your great and everything, but did you not warn me about the bucket falling on me snapping my neck so you could get some laughs? Next time something that could happen, at least give me a vague warning like "touch that if you want to make me laugh" or something. Neck snapping hurts... a lot... and being really nice and the Youkai of Boundries doesn't make you immune to the pain of your neck snapping, so think how something would fell if it happened to you, please and warn me accordingly. I'll be extra moe when I get back Yukawi-shama <3..." Mentally face palm at that last line xD
> "You mentioned that someone guards the bridge ahead and to avoid seeming like theirs anything for her to be jealous of? What if we act jealous of her? Bad idea, or Good idea?"
> "I try to avoid interfering unless it is absolutely necessary. Besides, neck snapping in a fashion like that isn't nearly as painful as some of the things you've experienced."
> Yamame thinks for a moment.
> "I think it's best to just sneak by. She may be out at the moment, though, I wouldn't know for sure."
Awww, I hoped the spider legs would've come out of her dress (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhoudex/EX_Yamame) instead of her back. It would look cuter and be more convenient for maneuverability than on her back. Though, on her back they could be used as weapons, and if you look at her from behind she would really look like a spider. Both ways have their pros and cons....
> Before going, examine Yamame (is she cute?).
(Meh, I haven't played Touhoumon, nor have I ever seen anything in either favor for either of them.)
> She's pretty cute! You can't help but notice the real gold buttons on her dress.
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>"So, any idea where I can find this 'Palace of Spirits?'"
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>"So, any idea where I can find this 'Palace of Spirits?'"
> Yamame grins.
> "You can't miss it, don't worry. Just follow the path and you'll see what I mean."
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YES.
> "Before I go, can I ask you why you had a rocket launcher in the first place? It's kinda buggin' me."
> "Thanks, Yamame!"
> Make bleh face at Kisume, if she can see it
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YES.
> "Before I go, can I ask you why you had a rocket launcher in the first place? It's kinda buggin' me."
> "Thanks, Yamame!"
> Make bleh face at Kisume, if she can see it
> Yamame shrugs.
> "I don't know. She seems to have one of everything somewhere in that bucket."
> She can't see your face. She's quite a ways away.
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> "Are there any other dangers we should be aware of? Like giant eldtrich worms bursting through the wall trying to eat us?"
> "Thanks for the help Yamame! Alright Lily, let's go!"
> Follow the path to the bridge while waving good bye to Yamame.
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> "Are there any other dangers we should be aware of? Like giant eldtrich worms bursting through the wall trying to eat us?"
> "Thanks for the help Yamame! Alright Lily, let's go!"
> Follow the path to the bridge while waving good bye to Yamame.
> She pats you on the back.
> "Of course not!"
> You say your farewells and follow the path to the bridge. As it comes into sight, you see a blond woman peeling a potato.
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Hot piss, it's back!
>Check out what the bridge spans over, and contemplate flying over it, if the need arises.
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> In case there is no possibility to fly over the bridge try and wait until the woman goes inside her house. Yamame said it was best to just avoid her.
> If she appears that she will be hanging around for a while try and gap to the other side. First try and see the other side before gapping, so Aurica can determine where to open the gap.
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>Check out what the bridge spans over, and contemplate flying over it, if the need arises.
> It appears to cover a bottomless chasm. You could fly over it, but something seems odd about doing so...
> In case there is no possibility to fly over the bridge try and wait until the woman goes inside her house. Yamame said it was best to just avoid her.
> If she appears that she will be hanging around for a while try and gap to the other side. First try and see the other side before gapping, so Aurica can determine where to open the gap.
> She seems like she may be there for a while.
> You decide to test a gap out.
> "Lily, wait here."
> You open a gap and try to gauge where to put the second. As you step in, you fall onto the woman.
> "Hey! What the-"
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> Ffffffff
> Take a moment to admire the woman's beautiful, green eyes before getting off of her.
> "Oh, sorry, I tried thinking with portals, but I kinda messed up."
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>SAVE THE POTATO IF IT IS IN ANY DANGER.
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> Ffffffff
> Take a moment to admire the woman's beautiful, green eyes before getting off of her.
> "Oh, sorry, I tried thinking with portals, but I kinda messed up."
> You admire her beautiful, green eyes.
> She sighs.
>SAVE THE POTATO IF IT IS IN ANY DANGER.
> No need to fear, her potato NOT EVEN DROP.
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>"Sorry about that... didn't mean to cause any trouble for you."
>Help her up if she's not up already.
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>"Sorry about that... didn't mean to cause any trouble for you."
>Help her up if she's not up already.
> You help her up.
> "Thanks. I really admire your kindness..."
> You can't help but notice her green eyes making a slight twinkle.
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> "No problem at all. Its okay if we cross the bridge right?"
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>Gesture toward Lily to emphasize the "we" aspect.
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> "No problem at all. Its okay if we cross the bridge right?"
> "Of course."
> Her eyes are still twinkling.
> "I'm Parsee, the bridge overseer. You are?"
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> "Aurica."
> Blatantly stare at her eyes, elicit reaction
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>"I'm Aurica, the...um...getting things done faerie! Hey, unrelated question. There haven't been any huge animals or zombie bears down here, have there? Just curious."
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> "Aurica."
> Blatantly stare at her eyes, elicit reaction
>"I'm Aurica, the...um...getting things done faerie! Hey, unrelated question. There haven't been any huge animals or zombie bears down here, have there? Just curious."
> "I'm really jealous of a beautiful name like that."
> Her eyes are really twinkling now.
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>"Oh yours' isn't that bad. And I bet you got a last name, too. I could do with one of those."
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>"Oh yours' isn't that bad. And I bet you got a last name, too. I could do with one of those."
> "And I'm jealous of people without last names...They get identified so easily,,,"
> Her eyes are really glowing now.
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>"No it's terrible! You can't sign for anything! You'll write your name on a form and they'll be like, "Your full name, please" and I'll be like, "That is my full name" and they'll be like, "Get out of my office." And then I have to throw a brick through the window. And if you get someone else with your name around, it's just awkward!"
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>"I wish I had green eyes...I wish I knew my own eye color..."
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>"No it's terrible! You can't sign for anything! You'll write your name on a form and they'll be like, "Your full name, please" and I'll be like, "That is my full name" and they'll be like, "Get out of my office." And then I have to throw a brick through the window. And if you get someone else with your name around, it's just awkward!"
> "I'm jealous of your ability to speak your mind..."
>"I wish I had green eyes...I wish I knew my own eye color..."
> "I wish I had blue eyes like yours..."
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>"Ah, that's so nice of you. Let's be friends"
>Cute look!
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> No Cute Look! She's gonna say it again.
> "Well, it's been real nice talkin' with you, but I gotta catch a cat."
> Run away
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>Running isn't fast enough, AERODASH AWAY!
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>You guys are mean. =[
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>Okay okay, don't run away just yet. She doesn't seem hostile.
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>A relaxed walk is better. Unless she does something to us or Lily. Then it's LEIPZIG TIME.
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>"Ah, that's so nice of you. Let's be friends"
>Cute look!
> No Cute Look! She's gonna say it again.
> "Well, it's been real nice talkin' with you, but I gotta catch a cat."
> Run away
>You guys are mean. =[
>Okay okay, don't run away just yet. She doesn't seem hostile.
>A relaxed walk is better. Unless she does something to us or Lily. Then it's LEIPZIG TIME.
> You quickly speak of having to leave. You calmly walk across the bridge.
> Lily flies up beside you.
> "What happened?"
> You can see Parsee behind you, staring at you with large, twinkling, glowing eyes.
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>"Just talking with Parsee."
>Decide not to mention she's kinda weird, since pointy ears tend to be really good ones.
>Cross bridge! Enter next place!
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>Is Parsee following us?
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>"Just talking with Parsee."
>Decide not to mention she's kinda weird, since pointy ears tend to be really good ones.
>Cross bridge! Enter next place!
> You cross the bridge.
>Is Parsee following us?
> You check behind you. Doesn't appear so, thankfully.
> You have reached UNDERGROUND CITY.
> You can see various oriental homes and stores, along with a massive emerald palace at the center of it all. Yamame was right, you couldn't miss it.
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>Check for anyone around the streets. Is the area in a good state of repair?
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>Check for anyone around the streets. Is the area in a good state of repair?
> It actually seems pretty well kept!
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>Head for the palace, but don't get too close. Instead it an idea of what there is around it, places we can ask for details about things .
>"Oh god, she was so weird! Like a zombie or something, just kept saying how jealous she was of me! She seemed nice, though. Anyone who loves potatoes can't be all that bad."
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>Head for the palace, but don't get too close. Instead it an idea of what there is around it, places we can ask for details about things .
>"Oh god, she was so weird! Like a zombie or something, just kept saying how jealous she was of me! She seemed nice, though. Anyone who loves potatoes can't be all that bad."
> You find stores, homes, and a rather nice bar you stop outside of.
> Lily nods her head, slightly confused.
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>"Okay, that bar looks like a good place where we can figure out if that cat youkai's been doing anything weird before charging in."
>Unless Lily disagrees, head inside the liquortorium
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>"Okay, that bar looks like a good place where we can figure out if that cat youkai's been doing anything weird before charging in."
>Unless Lily disagrees, head inside the liquortorium
> Lily nods and you step in front of the door.
> Suddenly an oni with a single star-studded horn bursts out of the bar.
> She appears extremely drunk.
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>"I BE LOOKIN' FOR A CAT GIRL WITH TWO PAIRS OF EARS AND A GREEN DRESS!"
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>"I BE LOOKIN' FOR A CAT GIRL WITH TWO TAILS AND A GREEN DRESS!"
>fix'd
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>"I BE LOOKIN' FOR A CAT GIRL WITH TWO TAILS AND A GREEN DRESS!"
> The oni raises a finger, before blinking a few times and shaking her head.
> She stumbles around a bit.
> Suddenly Suika Ibuki bursts out of the bar. She also appears to be very drunk.
> "Well 'ello dere Aurica! I was just slammin' a drink with me ol' mate Yuugi."
> The other oni falls down. She is holding a small dish of sake. Even though she tripped, her sake NOT EVEN DROP! Is there no one in this land whom drops their drinks?
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>"Hi Suika! How've you bee-OH CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!"
>"Ahem. Hey, what do you know about the cat youkai around here with two tails?"
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>"Hi Suika! How've you bee-OH CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!"
>"Ahem. Hey, what do you know about the cat youkai around here with two tails?"
> Suika smiles. She seems to be wobbling quite a bit.
> "I 'unno, why don'tcha try the palace?"
> Yuugi is sipping her sake on the ground.
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>"We kinda wanna beat her up until she stops doing bad things, though. So just going where she lives is the last stop, ideally speaking."
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> Get drunk with the oni
> AND THEN DRUNBK AWARDS TIME!
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> Get drunk with the oni
> AND THEN DRUNBK AWARDS TIME!
We're too young to drink!
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>"We kinda wanna beat her up until she stops doing bad things, though. So just going where she lives is the last stop, ideally speaking."
> "Aye, methinks that's the on'ly place you'll 'ave a chance of seeing 'er. If she ain't, she'd be out snatchin' corpses."
> Lily looks around.
> "Aurica, where's Shanghai?"
> Get drunk with the oni
> AND THEN DRUNBK AWARDS TIME!
We're too young to drink!
> You don't plan on drinking anytime soon!
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>"She's on top my head. Right?"
>Manually check.
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>"She's on top my head. Right?"
>Manually check.
> You check your head. Nothing's there! She must have ran off!
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>"Ah crap!"
>Think back. Did we see her around the bridge? Around Kisume and Yamame?
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> Remember to put a leash on her or something like that once we find her.
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>"Ah crap!"
>Think back. Did we see her around the bridge? Around Kisume and Yamame?
> You think she was still on your head then...
> Remember to put a leash on her or something like that once we find her.
> She probably wouldn't like that very much!
> You can see her figure leaping from house to house until she leaps onto your head. She appears to be holding something!
> "Shanghai!"
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>Check what she's holding.
>Presuming it's not fragile, administer a hug. "You gotta tell us before you head off like that! I was worried sick!"
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> I thought you went off to Hourai ;_;
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> "Are you ok Shanghai? I was worried about you. Please don't go off like that without letting us know, ok?"
> "Oh, whats that you got their Shanghai?" Examine the item Shanghai found.
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> I thought you went off to Hourai ;_;
> "Shanghai!"
> "Are you ok Shanghai? I was worried about you. Please don't go off like that without letting us know, ok?"
> "Oh, whats that you got their Shanghai?" Examine the item Shanghai found.
>Check what she's holding.
>Presuming it's not fragile, administer a hug. "You gotta tell us before you head off like that! I was worried sick!"
> "Shanghai!"
> It lowers it's head in apology.
> She hands you the item. It appears to be a bolt action rifle.
> "Shanghai, how did you get this?"
> Shanghai begins to imitate herself leaping off of your head and finding Kisume. She traded something for the rifle out of Kisume's bucket, it seems.
> You give her a little hug, she hugs back.
> Shanghai is HAPPY.
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> "Shanghai, what did you trade for this?"
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> "Shanghai, what did you trade for this?"
> Shanghai leaps onto a nearby trash can. She points down into it.
> "Shanghai shanghai!"
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> "Wow, just stuff you had found? That is impressive. Thank you very much Shanghai :D"
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> "Wow, just stuff you had found? That is impressive. Thank you very much Shanghai :D"
> She bows.
> "Shanghai."
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>Hand off the Rocket Lawnchair to Lily. Can't be overburdened now.
>"So, I guess we should go raid that Palace, then?"
>_
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> "Did it come with a scope? It's alright if it didn't, but it would be better if it had a scope."
> Examine rifle. Is it a single shot or does it use clips? This is important.
> Lock and load.
> Head for the Palace.
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>ponder if its at all possible to arm shanghai with a magnum. She could carry a rifle, no reason to beleive she couldnt operate a pistol.
Could prove useful if this is the case. TACTICS!
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>Guns in our inventory
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> "Shanghai, do you think you would be able to use this gun?" *hold up the Handgun/Magnum*
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>Hand off the Rocket Lawnchair to Lily. Can't be overburdened now.
>"So, I guess we should go raid that Palace, then?"
>_
> Lily gladly takes it.
> "Yes, lets."
> "Shanghai!"
> Shanghai loads the rifle and pulls the bolt back.
> "Did it come with a scope? It's alright if it didn't, but it would be better if it had a scope."
> Examine rifle. Is it a single shot or does it use clips? This is important.
> Lock and load.
> Head for the Palace.
> "Shanghai!"
> Seems it doesn't.
> It uses clips.
> Shanghai has the gun!
>ponder if its at all possible to arm shanghai with a magnum. She could carry a rifle, no reason to beleive she couldnt operate a pistol.
Could prove useful if this is the case. TACTICS!
> The magnum probably has too much kick.
>Guns in our inventory
> Lily has the MAGNUM and HUGE ASS ROCKET LAUNCHER (SINGLE USE).
> Shanghai is holding SMALL RIFLE.
> "Shanghai, do you think you would be able to use this gun?" *hold up the Handgun/Magnum*
> She ponders for a moment before shaking her head.
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> Make our way to the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Don't scare too many people with our weapons. Try acting like you mean no harm.
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>"Heaven or Hell, Let's Rock"
>Burst into the Palace of the Earth Spirits
>Badass poses
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>If there are people in the entrance, aim guns at them.
>If not, "Alright guys, we don't want this entire place alerted of our presence, so stay quiet."
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> What gun wold be easiest for Shanghai to use, the Rifle or the Magnum? The only dis-proportionatly big weapons dis-proportionatly small dolls or similar beings should use consist of swords, spears and Rocket Launchers... and that Launcher is being saved for something... bigger (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/336/9/3/Ganon___Zelda__Ocarina_of_Time_by_GoKammy.jpg)
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> Make our way to the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Don't scare too many people with our weapons. Try acting like you mean no harm.
>"Heaven or Hell, Let's Rock"
>Burst into the Palace of the Earth Spirits
>Badass poses
>If there are people in the entrance, aim guns at them.
>If not, "Alright guys, we don't want this entire place alerted of our presence, so stay quiet."
> You try to think out how to enter.
> "Erm...Aurica, maybe we should be clear on one strategy before running in."
> What gun wold be easiest for Shanghai to use, the Rifle or the Magnum? The only dis-proportionatly big weapons dis-proportionatly small dolls or similar beings should use consist of swords, spears and Rocket Launchers... and that Launcher is being saved for something... bigger (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/336/9/3/Ganon___Zelda__Ocarina_of_Time_by_GoKammy.jpg)
> Though the rifle is a bit big, she can only handle the recoil from that. It's best to leave that as her weapon.
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>"What strategy?"
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>"What strategy?"
> "You don't just barge into the castle governing the former hell guns blazing!"
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> "You don't just barge into the castle governing the former hell guns blazing!"
>"Why not? We're already gonna beat up someone in there. Might as well go all the way."
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>Look around for any possible extra entrances.
>Analyze the architecture of the palace, any windows? Balconies with doors?
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>"Why not? We're already gonna beat up someone in there. Might as well go all the way."
> "Bu-! Fine, whatever."
>Look around for any possible extra entrances.
>Analyze the architecture of the palace, any windows? Balconies with doors?
> There are dozens of windows, and many balconies.
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>Fly up to some of the windows, look inside to see what guards the palace.
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>Fly up to some of the windows, look inside to see what guards the palace.
> You take a peek through some of the windows. You see no one.
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>Motion for Lily to join us.
>"Think we could sneak in here?"
>Have a look at the room/hall/whatnot itself.
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> Fuck damn! We need cool shades to go with the gun-toting image.
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> Is their anything alive within the building that we can see?
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>Motion for Lily to join us.
>"Think we could sneak in here?"
>Have a look at the room/hall/whatnot itself.
> "Probably. I'll fly up."
> "Shanghai!"
> Lily flies up, but it appears Shanghai can't fly! Instead she makes an extraordinarily massive leap onto the window pane.
> Fuck damn! We need cool shades to go with the gun-toting image.
> Or a headband, of you were sneaking.
> Is their anything alive within the building that we can see?
> You see no one. It must be pretty lonely in there.
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> (to Shanghai:) "How can such a small cute thing like you be so strong?"
> Ponder if we should ask Alice to equip Shanghai with wings.
> Can the window be opened from this side?
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> (to Shanghai:) "How can such a small cute thing like you be so strong?"
> Ponder if we should ask Alice to equip Shanghai with wings.
> Can the window be opened from this side?
> Shanghai shrugs.
> "Shanghai-hai."
> It seems to be permanently closed. More of a decorative thing, perhaps?
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>Go over to the nearest balcony and peek in through there.
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>Go over to the nearest balcony and peek in through there.
> The windows on this balcony are stained glass. You cannot see inside! The door is the same way. It doesn't appear to be locked.
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>Listen at the door for events happening inside.
>Presuming none, open it and peek in.
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>Listen at the door for events happening inside.
>Presuming none, open it and peek in.
> You put your ear to the door. You hear nothing. Presuming it to be safe, you step inside.
> The room is fairly large and appears to be a bedroom. In the middle of it all, you see a girl reading a book. Her back is turned and she is sitting on a chair.
> "Aurica, what do we do?"
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> Examine girl (or at least what is visible).
> Remain veeeery quite.
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>Whisper: "Maybe take her prisoner until the job is done?"
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> Examine girl (or at least what is visible).
> Remain veeeery quite.
> She has short, pink hair. She has a hairband on too. She seems to be in a sort of bluish dress with frilly sleeves.
> You are quiet. You activate KITTY STEALTH for good measure.
>Whisper: "Maybe take her prisoner until the job is done?"
> "No, we aren't that low. I doubt everyone here is trying to kill us."
> The girl seems to know you're there. She begins to speak without turning around.
> "Ah, hello there. May I inquire why you entered my room through the balcony?"
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>"Oh! Uh... hello! We're just here to see a certain red haired cat with two tails... have you happened to see one?"
>Wonder how she was able to see us, and whether she's in league with our target or not.
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>"Oh! Uh... hello! We're just here to see a certain red haired cat with two tails... have you happened to see one?"
>Wonder how she was able to see us, and whether she's in league with our target or not.
> She cuts you off after the greeting.
> "Looking for my cat it seems. I suppose someone would come down after the trouble she caused."
> She closes her book and stands up. As she turns around, you can see her third eye.
> "Would you like some tea?"
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> "Um... can you read minds? Cool!"
> Whisper to Lily "How do we switch the controller to slot 2?"
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^ :V
>"Errr, well.." Ponder for a second if its going to be safe to drink it... "It might be possible..errm.. what do you think lilly?"
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> "Um... can you read minds? Cool!"
> Whisper to Lily "How do we switch the controller to slot 2?"
> Before you can even say the sentence, she gives you a calm "yes."
> Lily lets out a little giggle.
> "This isn't a mantis you know!"
^ :V
>"Errr, well.." Ponder for a second if its going to be safe to drink it... "It might be possible..errm.. what do you think lilly?"
> "I think we can trust her. She seems...nice enough..."
> "I assure you, I'm not trying to poison you. In fact, I need to catch my pets before things get out of hand. I'm on your side..."
> She tilts her head to the side as the third eye glows.
> "Aurica, and Lily. Shanghai, your doll too."
> "Shanghai!"
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> "Well... I guess... you don't seem hostile, or manipulative... plus tea is always nice."
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> "Well... I guess... you don't seem hostile, or manipulative... plus tea is always nice."
> She puts on a tiny smile.
> "Of course. Follow me."
> You follow her out of the room into a very long hallway.
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>Examine hallway.
And satoris ass NO SHE WILL KNOW YOUR DOING IT DONT THINK IT
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>Ponder what would happen if she read someone's mind who was reading her mind.
>"So, uh, I guess you know what she did? Since you read minds and stuff. It was kinda a big problem. Hey, do you know if shes got any more of that makes stuff big stuff around?"
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>Examine hallway. And satoris ass NO SHE WILL KNOW YOUR DOING IT DONT THINK IT
> It's a long fancy hallway.
> Satori notices your thought. She blushes slightly.
> "You pervert."
>Ponder what would happen if she read someone's mind who was reading her mind.
>"So, uh, I guess you know what she did? Since you read minds and stuff. It was kinda a big problem. Hey, do you know if shes got any more of that makes stuff big stuff around?"
> "It would likely knock us unconscious. Satori's don't read other Satori's minds. Simple as that.
> "Yes. I punished her for it. She got angry and ran off with Utsuho, swearing she'll get it to work. Now the cauldron is getting cold, and this place may freeze over. About the virus she was making...I have no idea, unfortunately. She knows to keep thoughts from me."
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>"Any idea where they might have headed off too?"
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>"Any idea where they might have headed off too?"
> "Likely somewhere deeper into the earth. I've been organizing a search."
> You have arrived in the MAIN DINING ROOM.
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> Utsuho... didn't that cat girl mention something like that, saying something like "Utsuho, stop it, we don't have time" or something like that?
> "Um... sorry about that one thought, it's just your pretty... really pretty..."
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> Utsuho... didn't that cat girl mention something like that, saying something like "Utsuho, stop it, we don't have time" or something like that?
> "Um... sorry about that one thought, it's just your pretty... really pretty..."
> "Yes. Utsuho is the hell raven in charge of keeping the cauldron burning. Orin brings in corpses and evil souls to be burnt in the cauldron."
> Lily facepalms. Satori blushes slightly.
> "T-thanks..."
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>"Oh don't be jealous, Lily, you're pretty too. Just that half the time we're together someone's trying to bring the ruckus."
>"So why's Utsuho in on it?"
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>"So where do you think Orin would be? And why is she doing this?"
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>"Oh don't be jealous, Lily, you're pretty too. Just that half the time we're together someone's trying to bring the ruckus."
>"So why's Utsuho in on it?"
> Everyone facepalms. Even Shanghai.
> "Shanghai."
> "They've been best friends since they were born. It's quite cute, really."
>"So where do you think Orin would be? And why is she doing this?"
> "Orin plans on making a revolutionary way to bring corpses in. By reanimating them and making come to the cauldron, you see. However, a similar thing has happened in the outside world before. The research took on a horrible shape, infecting a mansion of people and researchers. Eventually, it spread into a nearby city. Eventually, the city was bombed. Blown into pieces, to ensure that the zombies were neutralized. I can't allow Orin to make the same mistakes."
> She pours you some tea.
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>Try to get in on the facepalming that last time, if we have the reflexes for it.
>So, you have any idea what else she's made? And you said she ran off further into the earth? Got any clue where?"
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>"Think we can convince Utsuho to try and win Orin over? It'd save us a lot of hassle if we could. We dont want to have to fight her or anything if its possible to avoid it."
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>Try to get in on the facepalming that last time, if we have the reflexes for it.
>So, you have any idea what else she's made? And you said she ran off further into the earth? Got any clue where?"
> You decide to get in on the next facepalm.
> "I've already told you. We have no clue. I've organized a search party, though it may take a while. You're welcome to wait here, if you like."
>"Think we can convince Utsuho to try and win Orin over? It'd save us a lot of hassle if we could. We dont want to have to fight her or anything if its possible to avoid it."
> "No, Utsuho is quite pigheaded. Besides, I'll have to punish both of them once their plan is stopped, anyway."
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>"Okay, shouldn't hurt to wait it out here."
>"Oh! Do they have any weaknesses? That'd help a whole lot."
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> "Satori, it may be to late already. She ended up turning practicly all the Fairy Maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion turn into Zombie Fairies. Even if she can be stopped, she is close to causing that problem."
> "Wait... mansion... nearby city... son of a submariner! Satori, this building is technicly a mansion or palace, correct? Orin could re-create that entire outside world incident, right here in the Underground. We are in the "mansion", and the "nearby city" in question... Zombie Oni anyone?"
OOC: Which Resident Evil are we mimicing here, along with the Lily Sandwich or w/e?
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Well, that would basically be Resident Evil 1-3. Maybe zero too.
>"Who is in your search party?"
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> "Um... I think that 'incident' you mentioned was the plot of a series of video games..."
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>"Okay, shouldn't hurt to wait it out here."
>"Oh! Do they have any weaknesses? That'd help a whole lot."
> "Weaknesses...Well, although Orin is human, she's dominated by animal instincts. If you were to use mice, or a sizable ball of yarn, you might be able to distract her. As for Utsuho, or Okuu, as Orin calls her, is extremely powerful, but very stupid. A skilled paradox or riddle might be able to distract her long enough for you to get close and hit her weak point. The red eye-crystal on her stomach is the source of her power."
> "Satori, it may be to late already. She ended up turning practicly all the Fairy Maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion turn into Zombie Fairies. Even if she can be stopped, she is close to causing that problem."
> "Wait... mansion... nearby city... son of a submariner! Satori, this building is technicly a mansion or palace, correct? Orin could re-create that entire outside world incident, right here in the Underground. We are in the "mansion", and the "nearby city" in question... Zombie Oni anyone?"
OOC: Which Resident Evil are we mimicing here, along with the Lily Sandwich or w/e?
> "She was testing the virus on faeries from the outside world whom were long, long, gone. That test was controlled, though. I'm worried about this virus getting loose, or one of the computer systems being destroyed, or taken control of. If any of these happen, the underground will face an untimely end. Along with the rest of Gensokyo."
Well, that would basically be Resident Evil 1-3. Maybe zero too.
>"Who is in your search party?"
> "Various spirits from around the palace."
> "Um... I think that 'incident' you mentioned was the plot of a series of video games..."
> She raises an eyebrow.
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>"Oh man, we're gonna need an awesome riddle. And some yarn."
>Look to Lily, "You're good with riddles, right? Please say yes."
>Pause.
>"Wait. Did you say faeries from the outside world?"
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>"Oh man, we're gonna need an awesome riddle. And some yarn."
>Look to Lily, "You're good with riddles, right? Please say yes."
>Pause.
>"Wait. Did you say faeries from the outside world?"
> "Erm...No, I am not."
> "Yes. Those faeries were thousands of years old. Before faeries could reincarnate. Just like you, Aurica."
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> ;-; That sounds mean... "That little test definatly did not help the outside world fairies at all, considering I may be the only one left. Can I punch her, just for that?"
> "Wait, if the red-crystal thingie is Utsuho's power source, what would happen if we seriously damaged it? Couldn't that kill her, or make her power go all crazy?"
> "Got any idea's for a riddle that would distract Utsuho long enough, Satori? If she is as stupid as you say, it shouldn't take anything too complex to distract her... but she sounded REALLY angry last time... like Blood-thirsty Axe-Crazy "I want you dead" kind of angry. That scares me."
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> ;-; That sounds mean... "That little test definatly did not help the outside world fairies at all, considering I may be the only one left. Can I punch her, just for that?"
> "Wait, if the red-crystal thingie is Utsuho's power source, what would happen if we seriously damaged it? Couldn't that kill her, or make her power go all crazy?"
> "Got any idea's for a riddle that would distract Utsuho long enough, Satori? If she is as stupid as you say, it shouldn't take anything too complex to distract her... but she sounded REALLY angry last time... like Blood-thirsty Axe-Crazy "I want you dead" kind of angry. That scares me."
> "They were long dead, Aurica. All the faeries in Gensokyo once came from the outside world. Those ones simply couldn't survive long enough."
> "If you were to completely destroy it, her powers would overload. Causing a nuclear meltdown. You could simply crack it, though."
> "Try a paradox. Any one of those would stop her dead in her tracks. I cannot, however, think of any off the top of my head."
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>"I got a riddle! Which came first? The egg or the chicken?"
>"Do you have any catnip?"
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> "Would a bullet or two from a rifle or magnum suffice in damaging it enough, cracking it, to stop her? Or would Danmaku be better?"
> "Hmmm, would Liar or Card Paradox be good enough, they get me confused and focused on them until I give up on it... which can take me a few minutes, and I do not believe I am "very stupid"..."
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> "Would a bullet or two from a rifle or magnum suffice in damaging it enough, cracking it, to stop her? Or would Danmaku be better?"
> "Hmmm, would Liar or Card Paradox be good enough, they get me confused and focused on them until I give up on it... which can take me a few minutes, and I do not believe I am "very stupid"..."
> "Likely. I've never tried it, myself."
> "Definitely. That will most certainly work."
>"I got a riddle! Which came first? The egg or the chicken?"
>"Do you have any catnip?"
> "I don't think that will work..."
> "Ah yes, of course. Please wait a moment."
> She steps out of the dining room to get some catnip. While she's away, a girl in a black hat bursts through the entryway.
> "Onii-chan! I'm back!"
> She looks around of the room to see that her "Onii-chan" isn't here.
> "Oopsy! Now just who are you two?" She asks in an overly happy, childish sort of voice.
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>"Hi! I'm Aurica, this is Lily, and this is Shanghai."
>Thoughts: Haha, you can't count!
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> Try and seem happy, but kinda nervous on the inside :V
This is Koishi we are dealing with, right?
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How would we know? Aurica's never met her.
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>"Hi! I'm Aurica, this is Lily, and this is Shanghai."
>Thoughts: Haha, you can't count!
> "Shanghai!"
> Shanghai waves.
> The girl runs up.
> "Oh! It's alive! It's so cute!"
> She hugs Shanghai.
> "Shanghai!"
> You're pretty sure that Shanghai is blushing.
> Try and seem happy, but kinda nervous on the inside :V
This is Koishi we are dealing with, right?
> You put up a happy outside. Though somewhat nervous on the inside.
> "My name's Koishi! What's yours?"
> She tilts her head to the side. Her hat sort of flops over her eyes when she does this. It's pretty cute.
> You can't help but notice she has a closed third eye. That's a bit strange.
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>"I just said, I'm Aurica."
>Thoughts: Is she a bit dumb?
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>"I just said, I'm Aurica."
>Thoughts: Is she a bit dumb?
> "Eep! I'm sorry! I wasn't really listening! I'm really sorry!"
> She bows in apology.
> She seems like she's just childish/immature.
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>Give her a hug
>"It's okay"
>HNNGGGGG
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>Give her a hug
>"It's okay"
>HNNGGGGG
> "Thanks!"
> You let her go.
> "Whatcha doin' here anyways? Did Onii-chan invite you?"
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>"We're here to beat up her pets until they stop being dumb!"
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>"We're here to beat up her pets until they stop being dumb!"
> "Which ones?"
> "Eh...What?"
> "Onii-chan has a buncha pets! I think she has almost 40! She's got kitties, penguins, birdies, and even a platypus! You don't mean all of 'em, do you?"
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>"We're after the human looking kitty with red hair and her bird friend."
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>"We're after the human looking kitty with red hair and her bird friend."
> "Ohh! Orinrin and Okuu! Onii-chan was real mad when they ran off!"
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"Yeah, no doubt. Hey, um, you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?"
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"Yeah, no doubt. Hey, um, you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?"
> "Nope!"
> Satori walks back into the room.
> "Ohh! Onii-chan! We have some VISITORS!"
> "Hmm...Yes, we were discussing some things over tea. Aurica, I realized I never formally introduced myself. You've merely been calling me by my race. My name is Satori, though it's pronounced slightly different."
> She hands you a paper bag of CATNIP.
> "Sprinkle some of this on your hands and cup your hand on her nose. She'll be unconscious in moments."
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>"Then we bring her back to you?"
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>"Then we bring back her to you?"
> "And Utsuho. After you have them both, initiate the self-destruct. I can't leave a single monstrosity alive. Then you bring them to me."
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>"Hmm... calling a self destruct while carrying two of them doesn't sound too plausible, but we'll try."
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>"Hmm... calling a self destruct while carrying two of them doesn't sound too plausible, but we'll try."
> "Just set the timer for however long you need. You can take Orin, she's lighter, while Lily and Shanghai can carry Utsuho."
> Suddenly a small, gray cat blasts through a kitty door!
> "Meeeeeoooooow!"
> Satori nods her head.
> "I see. Good work Boots. Remind me to give you a treat later."
> Satori turns to you.
> "Apparently we've discovered where they're hiding. An abandoned home across the city. From what our scouts could tell, nothing has bee raised from the dead. Yet, at least. I'm sending you in to take care of them. If you feel the need, you can borrow something from the armory."
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>"Armory... well, that does sound like a good idea, but we are pretty well equipped as it is right now, and time is of the essence."
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>"What's in the armory, though?"
>Pet the kitty, if s/he's down with it.
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>"Armory... well, that does sound like a good idea, but we are pretty well equipped as it is right now, and time is of the essence."
> "Alright then. I understand. Now to get to this place. Immediately after leaving the palace, take a right turn and follow the street. When the road ends and you're forced to turn left, keep going. You'll be at the house in no time."
>"What's in the armory, though?"
>Pet the kitty, if s/he's down with it.
> "Weapons of every kind you could think of..."
> You pet the kitty. It purrs loudly.
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>"Well, a quick look wouldn't hurt, as long as we don't linger. More ammo is always better."
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> "Weapons of every kind you could think of..."
>"Even the Groov-i-tron or the Afro-Ray?"
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> "....is the platypus a secret agent?"
> "Hey, I know a riddle! Here goes:"
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?
Answer: a riddle
(Spoiler tags still won't work! Nothing appears at all when I use them :( At least small print makes a good substitute)
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> "....is the platypus a secret agent?"
> "Hey, I know a riddle! Here goes:"
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?
Answer: a riddle
(Spoiler tags still won't work! Nothing appears at all when I use them :( At least small print makes a good substitute)
> "No, simply a pet that lives here."
> "I'm certain that will stump her."
> "Now Lily, Aurica, and Shanghai,"
> "Shanghai!"
> You must be careful. Though you may be able to handle Orin, Utsuho may be a very dangerous threat. Now get going, before they wisen up to us."
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> First: a little visit to ze armory. :V
> After the visit to ze armory: Transform and Roll out!
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> First: a little visit to ze armory. :V
> After the visit to ze armory: Transform and Roll out!
> You follow Satori downstairs to the armory.
> The armory currently has:
-FISH KATANA
-GOLD CAT HAMMER
-CHICAGO TYPEWRITER
-UBERSAW
-MYSTERIOUS BUTTON
> "Go on, take what you like."
> You should take a thing or two before you go.
(NOTE: Sorry about the previous post, I suddenly realized I forgot to include the last few responses. My sincerest apologies, it won't happen again.)
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>Take the Typewriter, for the pen is mightier than the sword ergo the typewriter must be greater than a whole lot of other things.
>"Get something you like, Shanghai."
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>Take the Typewriter, for the pen is mightier than the sword ergo the typewriter must be greater than a whole lot of other things.
>"Get something you like, Shanghai."
> Actually, the CHICAGO TYPEWRITER is more of a tommy gun.
> You have obtained the CHICAGO TYPEWRITER.
> Her eyes light up.
> "Shanghai!"
> She attempts to hold the large cat hammer, but quickly falls under it's weight. She stands back up and takes the UBERSAW instead.
> "Shanghai..."
> Now that you have obtained your tools, you follow Satori to the front door where Koishi is waiting.
> "See ya later Aurica! Lily! Don't be a stranger~!"
> She waves after you as leave the palace.
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>"Okay, I'll do what I can!"
>Follow those directions.
>"You know, that was the second nicest person to invade the sanctity of my thoughts."
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>"Okay, I'll do what I can!"
>Follow those directions.
>"You know, that was the second nicest person to invade the sanctity of my thoughts."
> You follow the directions until you're outside the home.
> Yukari begins to speak:
> "Well, thank you, Aurica. Which reminds me, we've been talking a lot less, haven't we?"
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>"I figured you were doing some other things."
>Examine house.
>Adjust hat to rakish angle.
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>"I figured you were doing some other things."
>Examine house.
>Adjust hat to rakish angle.
> "Oh no, I'm usually sleeping or managing the business. I usually start the conversation, though."
> It seems somewhat beat up, but livable.
> You adjust your hat to look badass.
> "It's time to kick ass and eat cookies. And I'm all out of cookies."
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>"Well, that's true. I guess it's usually because I'm doing things and also I tend not to have an idea what you're up to and don't wanna be a bother."
>Any signs of motion or the like through the windows?
>Approach the door.
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> "Yukari, The following statement is false. The previous statement is correct. >:D"
> "What did you grab Lily? Fish Katana maybe? Or the Mysterious Button? :P"
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>"Well, that's true. I guess it's usually because I'm doing things and also I tend not to have an idea what you're up to and don't wanna be a bother."
>Any signs of motion or the like through the windows?
>Approach the door.
> "No no, I prefer it when you talk to me."
> None at all. You decide it's safe to approach the doorway.
> "Yukari, The following statement is false. The previous statement is correct. >:D"
> "What did you grab Lily? Fish Katana maybe? Or the Mysterious Button? :P"
> Yukari yawns.
> "The liar paradox? I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that. Really Aurica, that is simply elementary."
> "I didn't grab anything. I didn't think I'd need that stuff."
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>Slowly open the doorway, peek in to examine the area.
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>Be prepared to introduce hostiles to the wonderful world of literacy.
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> "Ah, but do you think it could distract Utsuho? I can tell your smart, so you would know wether it would work. Remember when you called me "almost to stupid to live" that actually cracks me up now."
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>Slowly open the doorway, peek in to examine the area.
> It seems to be an old mansion of moderate size. No enemies yet.
>Be prepared to introduce hostiles to the wonderful world of literacy.
> You equip the CHICAGO TYPEWRITER.
> Lily holds up a few clips of ammo.
> "I did take these from the armory. You might need them."
> "Ah, but do you think it could distract Utsuho? I can tell your smart, so you would know wether it would work. Remember when you called me "almost to stupid to live" that actually cracks me up now."
> "Really Aurica, anything could distract her."
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>"Anything? We'll see about that!"
>Take ammo from Lily. "Thanks!"
>Enter, have a proper look around.
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> Check if there are any signs of recent activity around here.
> Keep an eye out for any points where undead might show up. Especially look at the ceiling and loose floor boards.
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>"Anything? We'll see about that!"
>Take ammo from Lily. "Thanks!"
>Enter, have a proper look around.
> "No problem, Aurica."
> Its a basic home, though it appears rubble has covered all of the doors but one. The final door has a sign reading "In here, little faeries!"
> Check if there are any signs of recent activity around here.
> Keep an eye out for any points where undead might show up. Especially look at the ceiling and loose floor boards.
> Other than the sign, none.
> You prepare yourself for any surprises.
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>"Well that's obviously a trap."
>Examine the door, is it one where you push open or pull open?
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>"Well that's obviously a trap."
>Examine the door, is it one where you push open or pull open?
> "Probably."
> You examine the door. It appears to be a "pull" door.
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>Consider the wisdom or lack thereof of introducing the door to the typewriter's poisoned reviews.
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>Consider the wisdom or lack thereof of introducing the door to the typewriter's poisoned reviews.
> Well, you could always try.
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>"Alright, everyone take positions behind some cover. When I pull open the door, be ready to fire if any hostiles appear in sight."
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>"Or dodge something bad."
>When they're in position and ready, pull open the door while moving aside.
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>"Alright, everyone take positions behind some cover. When I pull open the door, be ready to fire if any hostiles appear in sight."
> "Right!" "Shanghai!"
>"Or dodge something bad."
>When they're in position and ready, pull open the door while moving aside.
> You open the door cautiously, No monsters run out.
> "Huh?"
> You look inside to see a descending staircase.
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>"Cover me, Shanghai."
>Examine staircase.
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>"Cover me, Shanghai."
>Examine staircase.
> "Shanghai!"
> It's a metal staircase. Seems to have been recently installed.
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>Check it to see if it looks like it's all firmly bolted in, or if there are spots that suggest the stairs might slide or move or do that thing where the stairs turn into a slide.
>If not, proceed downwards slowly, keeping attention sharp.
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>If stairs show any signs of wobbling or anything of the sort, be ready to jump into flight. Take no risks.
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>Check it to see if it looks like it's all firmly bolted in, or if there are spots that suggest the stairs might slide or move or do that thing where the stairs turn into a slide.
>If not, proceed downwards slowly, keeping attention sharp.
>If stairs show any signs of wobbling or anything of the sort, be ready to jump into flight. Take no risks.
> You examine the stairs carefully, to be sure they won't turn into a slide, or collapse or something. They appear perfectly safe.
> You carefully move down the stairs, ready for anything.
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>Motion for the others to follow.
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>Motion for the others to follow.
> You motion for the others to follow. Shanghai leaps onto your head and readies the rifle.
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> Keep venturing down, and keep your eyes peeled for traps.
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> Keep venturing down, and keep your eyes peeled for traps.
> You continue down to the bottom without a hitch. Huh.
> There is a large steel door at the bottom. It appears to have a large crank to open it.
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> You continue down to the bottom without a hitch. Huh.
> There is a large steel door at the bottom. It appears to have a large crank to open it.
>Look around to see what else is here. If it seems safe and uninteresting, check the crank to try to make sure it's connected to the door, or at least not connected to something else.
>Assuming all that, get to cranking.
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>Look around to see what else is here. If it seems safe and uninteresting, check the crank to try to make sure it's connected to the door, or at least not connected to something else.
>Assuming all that, get to cranking.
> You carefully check for traps and such. None. The crank is connected to the door. Quite obviously too.
> You begin to crank open the doorway. This may take a moment.
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>"Keep me covered"
>Crankum crankum crankum
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>"Keep me covered"
>Crankum crankum crankum
> "Alright."
> The door opens. It leads down a dimly lit hallway.
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>Check the hallway.
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>Check the hallway.
> It's a long hallway. Pretty simple stuff.
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>Go through slowly.
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>Go through slowly.
> You walk through slowly, until you reach the end door.
> "Aurica, are you ready for this?"
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>"Yeah I guess,"
>Open door, if there doesn't seem to be something terribly wrong with it.
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>"Yeah I guess,"
>Open door, if there doesn't seem to be something terribly wrong with it.
> You open the door and step inside. You can see dozens of terminals, glass tubes, and Orin leaning on the railing.
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> "Yo."
> Ready riddle, catnip, and Thompson.
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>Assuming Orin doesn't do anything hostile immediately, look around for her assistant.
>If she does, well, fill her full of literature.
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>Assuming Orin doesn't do anything hostile immediately, look around for her assistant.
>If she does, well, fill her full of literature.
> You can't see Utsuho anywhere.
> You aren't supposed to kill her! The guns were to take care of any undead nastiness you should have encountered.
> "Yo."
> Ready riddle, catnip, and Thompson.
> You prepare yourself.
> "Don't you two ever tire in failing your mission? Or should I say three now?"
> "Shanghai!"
> Orin turns around.
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>"Oh boy"
>"Shanghai, you cut around behind her since she doesn't know you yet. Lily and I will take her head on."
>"You ready Lily?"
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>"Your plans are finished, Orin! There's no way out this time!"
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>"Besides. I found out your weakness! It's...fish!"
>Teehee, misdirection~
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>"Oh boy"
>"Shanghai, you cut around behind her since she doesn't know you yet. Lily and I will take her head on."
>"You ready Lily?"
> As Shanghai tries to run around, Orin kicks her back into the group.
> "No tricks, now."
> "Oh yeah."
>"Your plans are finished, Orin! There's no way out this time!"
> "Finished? I'm just getting started!"
>"Besides. I found out your weakness! It's...fish!"
>Teehee, misdirection~
> "I don't smell any fish on you. It's just a bluff."
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> Tilt head menacingly.
> "Or is it?"
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>"But you totally believe me, because you I just wrapped it up in something and you're still hiding over there."
>Contemplate layout of the room. For hiding spots and other strategic goodies.
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>Aim gun toward her.
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> Tilt head menacingly.
> "Or is it?"
> "No, you can't disguise the scent of fish."
>"But you totally believe me, because you I just wrapped it up in something and you're still hiding over there."
>Contemplate layout of the room. For hiding spots and other strategic goodies.
> "Nice grammar. And I'm not hiding. I'm in plain sight."
> Well, this railing leads down into where the lab is. That's also where the computers seem to be running. Over this railing, it's just a big rectangle with no place to hide.
>Aim gun toward her.
> You all prepare to shoot her.
> "Really? You need to use those toys?"
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>"Didn't you use a zombie bear? Because that's way worse, you don't even have to do anything with those, they do it all for you."
>Anything look like it has self destruct controls, given our idea of what those look like probably involves angry red buttons and such.
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> If she turns her back, coat hands in catnip and cover her mouth.
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>"Didn't you use a zombie bear? Because that's way worse, you don't even have to do anything with those, they do it all for you."
>Anything look like it has self destruct controls, given our idea of what those look like probably involves angry red buttons and such.
> "You're the one who asked for it."
> You'd need to get closer to the computers if you want to find out!
> If she turns her back coat hands in catnip and cover her mouth.
> You prepare to sneak up behind her.
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>How far away is she?
>Is there anything above her, like a conveniently shootable light fixture?
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>How far away is she?
>Is there anything above her, like a conveniently shootable light fixture?
> About 3 meters.
> Nope. The lights are actually above you.
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>Move up closer to her, see if we can get into grabbing position.
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> "Where is "she" anyway? I have a question for her."
> "Yukari, got any idea's where Utsuho is? She has to be nearby, waiting for something, and I don't want someone like her having an attack preped up to blow us away when we least expect it."
> How quickly could we rush Orin and get our hands near her face?
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>Move up closer to her, see if we can get into grabbing position.
> You begin to move closer. As you do so, Orin quickly knocks the gun out of your hand and throws you over the railing.
> "Poor performance indeed."
> She leaps over the railing.
> "Aurica! Shanghai and I will get down there as soon as possible!"
> You see her run to the side to get down from the platform via ladder.
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>Did the gun fall down with us? If not, fire our danmaku at her!
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>Did the gun fall down with us? If not, fire our danmaku at her!
> Unfortunately, it did not. You fire some danmaku her way, though she turns into a cat to easily slip through.
> As she transforms back, she quickly moves towards the terminal. You can't help but notice the microphone.
> "Okuu, your assistance is required!"
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> If possible, catnip Orin.
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> If possible, catnip Orin.
> You dash towards her to catnip her. She quickly knocks you back and runs to the end of the wall.
> "You're finished now!"
> A hell raven kicks through the wall with a massive explosion.
> "OH YEAH!"
> Please insert Disk 3.