Alright, I shoved 64-bit into /another/ machine that can actually handle dota 2. Problem is, it can't quite handle 100% render quality (plus DotS seems to have considerably heavier load on my laptop than normal Dota 2), but lowering render quality glitches healthbars and make them stay like, half the screen away to the left of their owners. I suppose I can play now, but I'd have to choose between lag and no cs every game :V