Pesco has suddenly requested someone to marry him! The council is in an uproar- marriage? On my internets? It shouldn't be more likely than people think. The conservatists have already begun to cry foul, while the progressive parties push you to take charge of this issue by immediately approving of the marriage. With the internets in a turmoil and the council arguing fiercely among itself, it's difficult which decision carries the most support as yet. What will you do?
As Secretary of State, I issue a statement that foreign moderation will be seen as interfering with our forum's internal affairs. As such, it is a violation of our sovereignty, and will not be tolerated. Tell 'em to suck it.Tell them to suck it with MORTAR CANNONS.
Kitten4PX hydra gogogo
We'll just do it on the forums, Momi. ;)
[05:40] <tbaxflan> hydras have potential < wut, that is so wrong
[05:41] <tbaxflan> google hydra
[05:41] <+Keine-tan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lernaean_Hydra
[05:41] <tbaxflan> greek mythology
[05:41] <tbaxflan> zzz
[18:34] <Akiyama_dorMio> heyhey
[18:35] <Akiyama_dorMio> who here feels like helping an awesome cause?
[18:35] <tbaxflan> ^?
[18:35] <Akiyama_dorMio> http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=10413.new;topicseen#new
[18:35] <Keine-tan> Title: Pass that Proposal - Let's Politics! (at www.shrinemaiden.org)
[18:35] <DrRawr> only if it involves porn
[18:35] <helvetica> I don't!
[18:35] <Akiyama_dorMio> just type '##Vote Dormio' into that topic
[18:35] <Akiyama_dorMio> :V
[18:35] <tbaxflan> o-okay..
[18:36] <Infinity> DrRawr
[18:36] <Infinity> it involves dormio porn
[18:36] <Infinity> are you interested in helping?
[18:36] <DrRawr> naked pic of dormio
[18:36] <DrRawr> and he has my vote
[18:36] <Infinity> Akiyama_dorMio
[18:36] <Infinity> I secured you another vote
An appeal to those who wish for conciseness:
Dormio is trying to kill you.
I will try to save our nation.
Which outcome do you prefer?
I do not care about your opinions.^This is Dormio's campaign slogan, folks.
1)Zakeri has admitted his cowardly ways.1)Zakeri has admitted he is more likely to listen to the people.
2)Momijibot has offered nothing of note, content to sit on the fence regarding our issues.
3)My path is one of domination.
4)If Kaleidescopedia is about to be conquered by a larger nation, what will be our savior?
Flowers? Hugs? Or nukes?
Think hard, the answer should be obvious.
-insert picture here (phone posting lol)-
[17:24:35] <Akiyama_dorMio> Nuke the west coast of america is now on my to do list
Don't you mean:
American Hero!
In regards to Momijibot's hypothetical situation, the answer is simple.Other Countries want peace.
Other countries are led by beings like Zakeri.
They care about 'ethics' and 'morals'.
Their masses will not be able to, in good conscious, wipe out our entire nation.
I am sure that none of you would be willing to take this step either.
Which is why I am stepping up.
Other countries will be far to afraid to launch their nuclear warheads against us due to the negative reputation they would receive for having wiped out an entire country.This is false. A Nuclear launch is not something you can sneak into another country while no one is looking. If a nation were to launch their nukes towards another, no precedent will be set for a counter attack, and we will have nukes launched at ourselves. Nukes we won't be able to defend ourselves from. Not only that, but even if we were to assume that our target country did not have a chance to respond, we will become the military target of every other surviving country at once. We will have depleted resources, and the whole world would not tolerate a nation who would cast death with light fingers. The only logical outcome would be to destroy every country other than our own at the same time.
Dormio: 9
Zakeri: 4
Currently looks like Dormio'll become President. Zakeri may drop out of the game if he wants to and I won't care. :V
Just don't nuke the sun, we're all dead if you do that.Wait a second...
[18:50:46] <Bardiche> btw
[18:50:55] <Bardiche> I'll permit ##Impeach to throw away a ruler.
You guys suck. What's an election without ghost voters?
The Sun gets its energy through nuclear fusion correct? Then... If Dormio nukes the Sun he may prolong it's life cycle, thus saving the Earth in five billion years as the extra energy from the nukes would provide it with more energy and thus it would have to burn even more because of the fuel supplied by the nukes! This means he'd be prolonging humanity's survival as a whole! [/flawless logic]
Mr. President, I believe you should just confirm the suspicions. What do they care about how you campaign went? Even after the Hydra was shot down, you still won the vote the good old fashion way. No, the Hydras are all siding against you. Who cares if they have a problem? Just send in a few guys to teach the a lesson, military style. If worst comes to worst, you can always nuke them.I am inclined to agree with my learned colleague-while I would hold off against nukes which destroy the entire city, this is the Dormioship. Right now, it does not compromise, does not bow down, does not care what the world thinks. Besides, Hydras are a minority which the majority do not understand, as far as I know-the majority of your support would remain intact after this, apart from a few hydra-sympathizers.
Peskkuri's Origin (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7406.msg464036.html#msg464036)
Unesco is the godmother of all Mafia hydras, from back before we streamlined the process with quicktopics. It's a combination of UncertainKitten (Who has yet to post in this thread) and Pesco.
Voters would be satisfied that Dormio's promise of killing Hydras was fulfilled. Hopefully Momijibot would be willing to compromise on this.An acceptable compromise. While the Nuke would be the go-to Dormioship weapon, public murder also fits our persona.
~*Shiiiiny*~ set of beads! Look at them, they're BRIGHT FORUM BLUE and flaaaaashy. ^.^SQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
That's why we have FIRE! Clearly, if you read your mythology, after killing a head, Heracles BURNED THE NECK, thus STOPPING THE HEADS FROM GROWING MORE HEADS!!!
As time passes, the situation becomes more clear. The media have beg reporting more pointedly, although this isn't entirely in your favour - they've begun linking the incident to your campaign. Some of the media even suggest that you set Pesco up to do it in order to gain an unfair advantage on your rival Zakeri, which was only halted due to Zakeri's timely interference.
Meanwhile, CBTS reports they've located the group that claims they want to plunge the forums into chaos if their demands are not met. There are five hotspots they gather in, all in the same city, conveniently. Nuking the hell out of them is a possibility, but it'd probably take the entire city along with it.
Of course, before you nuke the hell out of anything, you should probably think of what to do about the press, and all, before this situation gets out of hand. You have four possibilities.
1) Release a press statement condemning Pesco. If your official policy is that Pesco was one Bad Dude, people probably won't link his actions to you anymore. Well, maybe, it just could be.
2) Chide the press for their foolish assumptions. You? Coaching Pesco? You couldn't even coach a team of high school girls playing basketball if your life depended on it! What foolish lies.
3) No statement. NO STATEMENT AT ALL PEOPLE! Walking the path of true neutrality.
4) Confirm the suspicions. So you did set Pesco up for it. Problem?
The press expect your statement in 24 hours, so think hard on the matter.
Pesco broke the law, and he MUST BE PUNISHED to the full extend of the law! These are not "Terrorists" persay, but rather FREEDOM FIGHTERS.
Terror Organization With Nuts
Get our workers out, Initate lockdown, fill the insides with gasoline-hell no, gasoline's expensive. Think of an alternative to gasoline. and radioactive fluid.
SET THAT BITCH ON NUCLEAR FIRE.
It's like a nuke, but with less of our nukes being used.
If we always look behind us, we'll trip over the rocks.
I believe the popular view was to have the hydras and DWH members rounded up and detained in an area near our country's borders before nuking them and setting the remains alight.Switch "nuke and set them alight" with "put in a controlled environment with radioactive fluid everywhere and set the whole thing alight with the centre employees safely away from the burning" and that's the census as I understand it.
Ya, what she/he/it said.