Author Topic: MotK NFL Postseason Discussion - FF 2015 season is over (congrats PX!) (Read 81425 times)

Edible · « **Reply #540 on:** December 20, 2015, 11:27:20 PM »

"hey it's us, the bunch of underperforming guys on your roster! we collectively decided to go off this week since you finally decided to bench us. get fucked!"

PX · « **Reply #541 on:** December 21, 2015, 12:05:21 AM »

You know what. Take Bryce Brown. I'M GOING TO FANTASY FINALS WAT

Edible · « **Reply #542 on:** December 21, 2015, 01:08:40 PM »

:getdown:

Edible · « **Reply #543 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:38:27 AM »

blrgh

yuyukos · « **Reply #544 on:** December 22, 2015, 01:49:50 PM »

PX · « **Reply #545 on:** December 23, 2015, 12:54:35 AM »

The Broncos could miss the playoffs if they lose this week. PLEASE make it happen

Edible · « **Reply #546 on:** December 23, 2015, 02:15:54 AM »

A hearty congratulations to our two finalists, yuyukos and PX.

May you both have an extra-fun week next week.

PX · « **Reply #547 on:** December 24, 2015, 02:29:29 AM »

Come on Yuyukos, do you not remember what happened to the last person to take a Seahawks RB from me in waivers? :V

yuyukos · « **Reply #548 on:** December 24, 2015, 02:54:15 AM »

PX, the next bird team you'll be drafting from is the dodo.
:V pew pew pew

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #549 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:25:08 PM »

Game notes:

Per NFL playoff guidelines, the #1 seed should play the lowest remaining seed after the first playoff round and the #2 seed playing the highest remaining seed rather than taking the winner of a specific matchup. As a result, I should have played yuyukos (and won) and therefore this year is NULL AND VOID AND HAS A BIG ASTERISK IN MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :qq:
yuyukos please kick PX and his stupid bird gimmick's ass
Odell Beckham should have been ejected from that Panthers game after that helmet to helmet collision, and the fact that he wasn't ejected even after racking up 3 unnecessary roughness penalties ridiculous. The NFL should look into a system like soccer or basketball where after 2 unnecessary roughness penalties the player is ejected. This would have put both Norman and Beckhma out of last weeks game and made the second half less interesting, but a lot less chippy.
In college, that shot would have been called under the Targeting rule and Beckham would have immediately been ejected from that game and would have been suspended from the first half of the next game.
Beckham missing this upcoming game means I'm pretty much screwed in fantasy anyway :getdown:
Since I stocked up so heavily on WR in the first few rounds of the draft and filled in with RB in later rounds and throughout the year, I wound up doing pretty well but was never able to bridge the gap between my stud WR and waiver wire crap WR4s and WR5s. What will my plan be next year? Who knows!? :V
Josh Norman for DPOY and Cam Newton for MVP. Norman is the best corner in the league this year.
Panthers will go 16-0, which means they'll finish 16-1
football is bad and fantasy is bad

yuyukos · « **Reply #550 on:** December 26, 2015, 02:05:25 AM »

Gonna be a tall order to even limp to this finish line, my team is bleeding injuries left and right. :ohdear:

PX · « **Reply #551 on:** December 26, 2015, 03:51:46 AM »

Quote from: yuyukos on December 26, 2015, 02:05:25 AM

Gonna be a tall order to even limp to this finish line, my team is bleeding injuries left and right. :ohdear:

Have you seen who I'm starting? :V

Edible · « **Reply #552 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:40:58 PM »

I... I think we're about to see Bird Team win the league :V

yuyukos · « **Reply #553 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:44:10 PM »

Edible · « **Reply #554 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:59:33 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on December 24, 2015, 07:25:08 PM

Panthers will go 16-0, which means they'll finish 16-1

Finally stopped worrying about your team, and it bit you in the ass 8D

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #555 on:** December 27, 2015, 09:22:04 PM »

Meh. Now they won't lose in the first round of the playoffs!

Edible · « **Reply #556 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:15:14 AM »

Quote from: Edible on December 27, 2015, 08:40:58 PM

I... I think we're about to see Bird Team win the league :V

I think we just saw Bird Team win the league.

Congrats, PX! Your hilarious gambit has finally paid off.

yuyukos · « **Reply #557 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:18:02 AM »

Neither of us have any players in the night or Monday game, so congratulations ~~Birdman~~ PX. :toot:

PX · « **Reply #558 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:48:40 AM »

Limp into the playoffs and kill everybody there :getdown:

First off, I'd like to thank the Cardinals for stomping everything this season. The Seahawks for producing up until the final week. And last of all, fuck you Chip Kelly. You and the Eagles can all burn in hell.

Edible · « **Reply #559 on:** December 30, 2015, 12:59:08 AM »

Quote from: PX on December 28, 2015, 01:48:40 AM

And last of all, fuck you Chip Kelly.

rofl

BYE CHIP

yuyukos · « **Reply #560 on:** December 30, 2015, 01:25:08 AM »

Didn't even make it through the last week of the season, gg.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #561 on:** December 30, 2015, 05:33:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/681996177043099648

looooooooooooooooooooooool

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #562 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:12:23 PM »

Congrats on the win PX but your bird theme is still super dumb.

Chip Kelly to the Titans y/y?

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #563 on:** January 05, 2016, 03:54:01 PM »

Sorry it has nothing to do with Fantasy Football but it's too good not to talk about.

According to ESPN Las Vegas and Deadspin, not only was Johnny Manziel skipping out on concussion protocol Sunday by playing blackjack in Vegas (reportedly), he was doing so (reportedly) dress up in a blond "Ric Flair"-like wig and a fake mustache while going by the name "Billy".

I know there's currently no evidence publicly released confirming this story but I want it to be true so badly!!!

Edible · « **Reply #564 on:** January 05, 2016, 04:00:45 PM »

It's alright, this topic is the general ~NFL Discussion Thread~ regardless.

Poor Johnny Futbol <_<

yuyukos · « **Reply #565 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:38:35 PM »

I don't have any pity for this fool.

Edible · « **Reply #566 on:** January 10, 2016, 03:40:12 AM »

The Texans scored no points.

But if you pretend their score was Brian Hoyer's passer rating, the Chiefs still won by two TDs.

ふねん1 · « **Reply #567 on:** January 10, 2016, 05:06:29 AM »

You're telling me, I was worried for a while we'd have two shutouts in one day. >.< But that still would've been more interesting (to me at least) than all the pushing and shoving going on in the night game. Can I just say that's one of the worst ways ever to lose a playoff game, especially after coming all the way back near the end? I don't know if there are any Bengals fans here, but one has to wonder if the team really is cursed at this point.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #568 on:** January 10, 2016, 05:15:54 AM »

Marvin Lewis is cursed. Vontaze Burfict and Adam Jones are just moronic shitheads.

yuyukos · « **Reply #569 on:** January 10, 2016, 05:17:24 AM »

b u n g l e s b o y s :V
Vontaze Burfict, what an idiot.