Is Tim Tebow eligible for fantasy? :VAs of now he's playing for the Eagles!
In for another round of suffering.I find that my games go better when I go through Kaiji levels of agonizing and suffering each week.
Star Lotulelei carted off the practice field today, but it's OK because it's just a "sore foot" and per HC Ron Rivera: "We might be being overly protective."
how 2 win league
how 2 win leagueThis fucking team. At least he'll be missing preseason games and can use the first regular season game as a warm-up (sorry man).
womp womp (http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/carolina-panthers/article29888737.html)
can use the first regular season game as a warm-up (sorry man).
My apologies for preemptively addingYour team's so bad that even the mascot quitlogstires to the inevitable dumpster fire that is your team's 2015 season, but the only one walking out of EverBank with a victory on week 1 is the team that isn't from a state that rhymes with "vagina"
You won a division where the 2 win Buccaneers were in the conference chase with 6 weeks left :/Doesn't matter
That's Geno and the Jets, ladies and gentlemen. Childish argument turns into sucker punch your starting QB, break his jaw and he's out for 6-10.
Which is probably gonna be the Jets record at the end of the season :VI see what you did there sir. :V
Don't sign Fitzpatrick if you want your QB to stay healthy.
First season with each team:
Rams - Bulger and Martin both injured by week 11. Fitz starts 3.
Bengals - Palmer injured most the season. Fitz starts 12.
Bills - Edwards injured. Fitz starts 9.
Titans - Locker injured week 4, Fitz starts 9.
Texans - Starts season as QB1, Mallet takes over then injured after 3 starts. Fitz is QB1 again.
Jets - Geno punched. Fitz starter in the preseason.
I feel bad for Geno though, NFL has been very unkind to him.
I hear Matt Flynn is available, Jets should def be the next team to overpay him.
Thanks Jets for being so Jets that our stupid QB/DB fight got dropped like the non-story it is.
I feel bad for Geno though, NFL has been very unkind to him.
Are you a prophet :V
Working on a Panthers write-up because despair is the only way I can feel about this team in order for it to actually be successful.
Are you a prophet :VDeath, Taxes, and teams taking a flyer on Matt Flynn
I'm pretty sure he is.I was also very close in predicting how Steve Smith would play against the Panthers last year.
Took too long to exercise your despair. Panthers retaliated by giving Kelvin Benjamin a knee injury.
Vic "Drew Margary" Viper in the house.
Kelvin Benjamin tore his ACL.
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
Should've posted faster ;_;Wayne would be nice and probably a step up from Cotchery, but I doubt they'll take a chance on him. Since the veteran combine I've been hoping that the Panthers would sign Takashi Kurihara but that's probably also not going to happen.
Bet you guys sign Reggie Wayne though... and good thing you drafted Devin Funchess.
I love everything about the Cowboys and Dallas except Jerry Jones.HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!?!?!?
I think I might sit out this year. Too stressful for me =\Well currently we have an odd number, so we need at least one more...
Well, I guess it might be possible to convince me, if you really need someone.
I think I might sit out this year. Too stressful for me =\
Well, I guess it might be possible to convince me, if you really need someone.
Edit: Reggie Wayne to the Pats. Belichick probably trolling the Cotls again.Assistant: "Mr. Gettleman sir, with Kelvin Benjamin out we should look at bringing in an established veteran to help the offense!"
Meanwhile the Bungles are playing the worst preseason game I've ever seenJoe Flacco is more elite than Andy Dalton.
things
Mind moving the draft to Saturday if people aren't busy? :V
Alright, alright. I'm in. Let's do this.
The date and general time period cannot be changed; Drunk Aya needed to fix his schedule several weeks in advance to make sure he could make it and asked the draft not be moved once that happened. I can ask him if a 15-minute nudge in either direction is okay, though....Drunk Aya is in the league? I never knew this lol
...Drunk Aya is in the league? I never knew this lol
He's been Bunbunmaru Blazikens the whole timeMan we need a list of who's who in this league.
We've had them before, you just drink too much :VI won't be changing my name every week this year and will hopefully bring back some of the Nekoarcs magic!
BUDDHISM STRONG - Edible
Hail Renko - Kilgamayan
New Gensokyo Onis - yuyukos
Catbird Seat - Zirene
Mystia Nightsparrows - PX
Ohtori Phoenixes - Arashi
Misaki Nekoarcs - idk
Bunbunmaru Blazikens - daya
And then Fonts of War was TSO, Pikapika Pikarin was Link, Casual Touhou Fans is Soul (where'd you go?)
We've had them before, you just drink too much :VI'll be honest, besides TSO and kilga, I also had no idea about who was who. :V
BUDDHISM STRONG - Edible
Hail Renko - Kilgamayan
New Gensokyo Onis - yuyukos
Catbird Seat - Zirene
Mystia Nightsparrows - PX
Ohtori Phoenixes - Arashi
Misaki Nekoarcs - idk
Bunbunmaru Blazikens - daya
And then Fonts of War was TSO, Pikapika Pikarin was Link, Casual Touhou Fans is Soul (where'd you go?)
We need 1 more pls>bird team
Also how could you not remember I was the bird team :V
I've got two words for Goodell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CY5MmKCL2E)
It's time for Goodell to go. The constant failures of him and his office has rendered him absolutely feckless.
As long as they keep being led by the nose by the media, sooner of later, something is going to explode in their faces. Mark my words, the NFL is going to suspend someone as a knee-jerk reaction to the media, only to find out the reason they suspended him turned out to be completely phony. The NFL needs someone with the balls to tell the media and the whiners and complainers of the world to piss off.
They pretty much did that with Adrian Peterson :|
If we don't have a tenth Touhou person by tomorrow night, it may be best to call in some outside weeaboo help.
Any luck with a 10th, Vic?\Got one, will PM you his address
Not much time left. Is he gonna join? Do I need to re-send the invite?Yeah he says he never got one
Sent to the new address. Purvis says "God damnit, Vikolai".Of course he would. Are you there with him or something?
He is! He's spending the weekend in New England, as my thanks to him for running Sword Quest.Nice, give him my greetings please.
Oh shitHe says thanks. He's a big weeb too, just not Touhou. He was disappointed that the Kirarin team was only a placeholder lol
That fucking avatar
Vic, your friend is the best
Football is terrible.
With five below-average positions on KIRARIN SMASH, QB and TE are projected as especially weak units that should be upgraded first.
TE I can see, but QB? The fuck, yahoo <_<Tebow is so bad he made Rodgers and Brees not elite
lets go 6th place!
How will playoffs work: 1-4, 5-8, 9&10 pound sand?
It appears that KIRARIN SMASH enjoys gambling, as they took chances on eight "high-risk" picks.
With Multiple Panthers, Misaki Nekoarcs Will Be a Tough Out:(
A Gamble Riverboat Ron Would Make:( :( :(
The fantasy hopes of Misaki Nekoarcs rest heavily on the fortunes of Cam's crew, as they loaded up with four Panthers on their roster.
Does this mean the NBA is the smallest joke of the big sports leagues?
R U E 4 Σ FOOTBALL?I hate you and I hate myself for not even struggling to read that.
Man, if he can't make it on the Browns, why in the world would you think he'd make it anywhere else, at any offensive position?Our #1 receiver is Ted Ginn. Our #2 couldn't catch a single important pass against the Patriots. Jerricho Cotchery is not listed as a starter. Boykin and Bersin both had better performances in the preseason than Brown, and yet are on the practice squad. Our beat receiver is our goddamn Tight End. Funchess has never caught a pass from Cam Newton.
The Browns have miserable QBs and it would be worth trying out EVERY FREE AGENT WR to see if they possibly have chemistry with Cam.
I know the Panthers are ass at wide receiver (see previous comment about drinking too much and drafting Funchess), but the Browns' top three are literally the corpse of Dwayne Bowe, Brian Hartline, and Andrew Hawkins (who admittedly I think is pretty good, but the Browns don't). They don't even have a receiving threat like Olsen on the team. And those are the starters. Pryor couldn't even beat out their backups.I agree that the Browns are trash at that position, but two things:
CAR-JAX game is pretty bad. Hate to say it, but JAX is playing like the better team.
My apologies for preemptively addinglmaologstires to the inevitable dumpster fire that is your team's 2015 season, but the only one walking out of EverBank with a victory on week 1 is the team that isn't from a state that rhymes with "vagina"
Whew, so this Mariota kid is pretty good at throwing a football eh.
Let's keep expectations in check here, this is the bucsYeah but holy shit did Winston look lost out there
After one quarter my QB2 has less than 2 points. Fucking
Expect to see some trade offers for Aaron Rodgers. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 29.06 points.
Poll:
1) Will this be Peyton Manning's last season? (y/y)
2) Will Peyton play in every game this year? (n/n)
3) Will the Broncos win the AFC West? (y/n)
I'll take New Orleans for the brand new unofficial official MotK Survivor Pool.
Denver has some questions regarding its O-line all of a sudden, along with Peyton's arm and a lack of reliable RBs.
Is this a thing we're doing now?It's something I'm doing, y'all can participate if you want.
They've honestly had o-line issues since before Manning got there; if anything it's been worse over the years due to injuries and whatnot
Manning was just extremely good at making a bad o-line look good.
Alex Smith is the worst good QB ever.Perfect match for the dandy Andy Reid.
And I'll go with the Dolphins. :V
FIRST ONE OUT, RIGHT HERELook at this guy right here, some sorta Jags homer.
Look at this guy right here, some sorta Jags homer.
I'll take the Rams this week.
Lacy out.
Kilga is just not having a good year. <_<
"Oh fuck, Drew Brees might be out for multiple weeks.PANTHERS GETTING TO 3-0, BOOK IT!!!
You'd probably go to 3-0 even if he was healthy. Saints have only gotten worse since last year.I'll take any advantage I can get.
Hey Edible how does it feel to be the #1 team in the worst division in footballHey now, let's not go proclaiming the AFC South as the worst division yet, we still have the hilariously inept/injured NFC East to watch.
Hey Edible how does it feel to be the #1 team in the worst division in football
Well after they're picked they're off the board, so I'd just leave them. A better option would be picking against a terrible team? We all saw what Washington did last week though.
KIRARIN SMASH
IS JUST SUPA HOT
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c33490685521b2a3557bded5289c9dbc/tumblr_nj8mk73MlF1ttaxowo1_400.gif)
does that make you happy-happy?
Victor Cruz experienced a setback with his calf injury at Wednesday's practice.
Ugh, he's such a clown and I hate the colts.tbh no one is really blowing me away, I'll take a look if you wanna make an offer tho
Beggars can't be choosers though, he's better than "will probably be out this week too" Cruz and anybody on waivers. Who do you want?
VICK VICK VICKOnly because the system wouldn't let me place a waiver for a player I had dropped. :ohdear: :ohdear:
my turn, huh? i'm trying to pick what i think to be a reasonably even match, so lets go with the bengels. i feel pretty uncertain about this one, but lets see how it goes.
also, the jets have the worst chant in football. its just people from New Jersey reminding america that they know a 4 letter word besides their usual ones.
Also, really? I thought you said don't pick the top teams
wow are the bengels really that high on the power rankings?
I'm just hoping we don't lay a fucking egg against the colts ;_;Looking like the Colts may not have Luck starting...
I like how my team literally has all the #2 running backs on all the bird teams (unless you count Sproles as the two the fuck you)And Forsett is sucking anyway.
And the only reason it's working is because literally every starting RB except Forsett is injured
And Forsett is sucking anyway.
I'm losing to everyone because I'm not angry enough about football yet
Edit: MY SCHOOL IS LOSING TO 1-3 LOUISVILLE IN THE RAIN AND I'M JUST SO FUCKING
Michael Vick and Brandon Weeden for starters this week, let me go start drinking now.
JAKE STONEBURNER IS SUCH A COOL NAME! ALSO IT'S 10:40 AND I'M ALREADY DRUNK, LONDON GAMES ARE GREAT!!!You're playing Tampa. How could you possibly fuck this up?
EDIT: FUCK I JUST REALIZED I'LL BE SOBERING UP DURING THE PANTHERS GAME! EXPECT RAGE AND ANGER!
I am now literally starting Ted Ginn Jr. in a fantasy league.
Please for the love of god someone trade me a wide receiver ;_;
HEY EDIBLE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW EVERY FUCKING KICKER THAT WAS A JAGUAR SUCKS FUCKING ASS
Vic is way ahead of you manI actually slept through the first quarter of the Panthers game, would not recommend.
You're playing Tampa. How could you possibly fuck this up?Don't question it, especially during division games.
Sucks man, but hey at least Ted Ginn Jr. scored some points.
fucking
fuck
Early gloatingget rekt kilga
I am now literally starting Ted Ginn Jr. in a fantasy league.
Please for the love of god someone trade me a wide receiver ;_;
Since the Panthers will not be on TV this weekend, I wonder what game they will show in its place? I imagine that it will be the Falcons-Washington game.
The Jaguars are a horrible mess but at least I can take solace in the fact that for a second year running, we're not the worst team in Florida.Wow, only a sentence about your team? Spoken like a man who doesn't agonize over every aspect of his team. Pft, amateur.
Fantasy-wise, I continue to roll out them wins (about as well as my actual team does not roll out them wins). Next week I get to play Vic's team, half of which is on a bye. I'm short a starter or two as well but I'm feeling confident.
Atlanta-Washington does seem to be the obvious choice for Fox; CBS is likely going to have St. Louis/Green Bay because it's going to be the default "everyone wants to watch it" game. Coverage maps come out tomorrow, so we'll know then.
I'd like to point out that the person who objected to picking easy teams has done nothing but ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I'd like to point out that the person who objected to picking easy teams has done nothing but ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Let's make this interesting. Picking Tampa Bay this week.
kagiyamahina: I was being largely facetious anyway, hence the choice of that particular emote.
Let's make this interesting. Picking Tampa Bay this week.
if the bucs and jags tie, do you both lose?YES!!!!
What if everybody loses?If all three of y'all lose we will either put everyone back in or we just stop doing this crap, up to you.
Atlanta-Washington does seem to be the obvious choice for Fox; CBS is likely going to have St. Louis/Green Bay because it's going to be the default "everyone wants to watch it" game. Coverage maps come out tomorrow, so we'll know then.
Football season is officially over in Raleigh. Can't wait to see what innovative and exciting ways Mark Gottfried had in store for our basketball team to shit themselves this year!!!!!!
and here i was thinking that the season was only halfway over.We might win one more game all season and it's the Syracuse game. Doeren is 3-15 so far in ACC games and Matt Canada's offense is failing to produce any reliable numbers in running or passing when facing non-FCS competition. The defense is mind blowing in that they gave up 325+ yards to VT, who couldn't get more than 100 total yards against Pitt. Doeren has had Brissett as his QB in his system for 3 years now and sometimes he just looks completely lost. It's an utter disaster mess.
We might win one more game all season and it's the Syracuse game. Doeren is 3-15 so far in ACC games and Matt Canada's offense is failing to produce any reliable numbers in running or passing when facing non-FCS competition. The defense is mind blowing in that they gave up 325+ yards to VT, who couldn't get more than 100 total yards against Pitt. Doeren has had Brissett as his QB in his system for 3 years now and sometimes he just looks completely lost. It's an utter disaster mess.
It is never an unreasonable choice to bank on the Falcons, Cardinals, and Eagles all shitting the bed.
Jesus Christ Edible, I hate you so fucking much.
somehow, posting yuru yuri to gloat really adds to the salt, doesn't it?[16:44] <Edible> In forum news, kyoukosmug.gif remains eternally relevant
I actually don't want to drop any more of my injured/bye players that I am fine with starting a blank and praying for PX's team to fall off the face of the Earth.lol just lol
edit: and kilga survives the face-off. if steelers lose, kilga takes the titleMan I really don't wanna say anything nice about the Patriots.
kyoukosmug.gifUGH!
we'll see what the record is at the end of the season. i don't think we'll do brilliantly, but only win one more game?Unless NC State is actually The Hulk at night but Bruce Banner in the rain, they're really cruising for some pain coming up. Next week is the bye, and boy howdy do they need it to hopefully try and pull themselves together and try to get something going on either side of the ball.
Does anyone actually read these big effort posts? I'm going to keep posting them regardless, but just wanted to ask.
and my steelers pick is vindicated in stunning fashion. whew.
I read the NFL ones but don't really care about college foobaw outside of Meechigan, so.I'd care less about college football if I hadn't gone to a "Power 5" school, and even still I prefer college basketball to college football. But hey, my team was on a bye so there wasn't anything else for me to do right then.
all of what you said objectively makes some sort of sense.I'd take one more win this year if it was against Clemson.
however, this is college football. nothing happens like its supposed to.
so like I said, we'll see.
Seriously. Who knew Vick still had those wheels.So that makes both USCs (Southern Cal and South Carolina) to lose their coaches this week. Impressive.
Edit: Steve Spurrier retired, holy shit. That was quite sudden.
Dear Vic Viper,HEY MAYBE YOU'LL ACTUALLY WIN THE LEAGUE FOR ONCE AND NOT SHIT YOURSELF IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/109a4f3886f97fc2e0d28dcf446c35b0/tumblr_mktbmu24Et1rxmk5uo1_500.gif)
me on the left
Love,
Edible
HEY MAYBE YOU'LL ACTUALLY WIN THE LEAGUE FOR ONCE AND NOT SHIT YOURSELF IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!
Meanwhile Devonta Freeman continues to be the #1 fantasy player period
So after losing by .44 of a point last week, I barely scrape out a win this week by .44 of a point. I notice weird things like that.
Vic - sent a trade.Urk, achievement medals, my only weakness!
Being Kilga is suffering.
https://streamable.com/d4jyI heard this happen on the radio and had no idea what had actually transpired. Now that I've seen it a number of times, I still have no idea what's going on.
Colts dot mkv
I heard this happen on the radio and had no idea what had actually transpired. Now that I've seen it a number of times, I still have no idea what's going on.The greatest play ever in the NFL. Greatest fake punt in college is probably this Arkansas State Fake Punt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOvUhaLnp8) against Miami from a few years back
Looking for TE, have position players in various states of disrepair. :VI'll give you Jordan Cameron, make me an offer, I'll take just about anything.
Since Kilga finally won something this year, the rest of us now have to say something nice about the Patriots.
Starting QBs with a better passer rating than Payton Manning: All of them
Since Kilga finally won something this year, the rest of us now have to say something nice about the Patriots.
BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE
ftr I'm going to keep going with survivor picks just to see how long I lastWe could always start another pool, since it's not like any of us have any money riding on it. Speaking of survivor pools, I'm still alive in the local radio one: everyone else is out so they split the listener team I was on into individual members and now we're all facing each other. We had 5 last week and 4 of us are left, I took the Jets last week and took a big roll of the dice this week on the Chargers. Oh god please don't screw this up Rivers.
I'll even try to avoid gimmies, though no promises if I reach Week 17 >_>
In 1 month it'll be the 3rd year anniversary of the greatest moment in NFL history, but since the Pats and Jets play this Sunday, BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLE BUTTFUMBLELucky you said something nice about them already. While I feel some sympathy for Geno Smith and his struggles in the NFL (for reasons I cannot comprehend) I still see Mark Sanchez as kind of a joke and a goof, but that might be tied to my hatred of USC and the constant unwarranted tipsucking they receive from the football media every year and have demonstrated for nearly 10 years that they're not deserving of high or really any praise ahead of their inevitable Pac-12 play collapse. I hope Notre Dame continues to wipe the floor with them every year forever and ever amen.
Greatest roster ever or what. My only non bye receiver is Nelson Alghamalorpukeshit my kicker is a packer and the D is PanthersA bird team would have actually worked out here for once.
If we're starting survival pool ROUND TWO, I'm taking the JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS.Edible hates winning
well, vic, theres our only win for the rest of the season, yeah?Our first win in W-S since 2001 apparently. But didn't you see that stat I posted earlier that Wake cant win an ACC game if they score a TD? It happened again today lol, they shoulda just kicked 10 field goals.
round 2, eh? i'll support my home state and take the Panthers.
MotherFUCK USC! After I just got done complaining about them, they beat up on UtahBigger upset, Utah or FSU?
Bigger upset, Utah or FSU?I'd say Utah is the bigger upset, even if the stats say that USC had every advantage going into the game as a 6.5 point favorite. Stats don't take into account things like chaos at head coach, but sometimes that can be overcome. By the way, the last two USC interim coaches have more wins over top 5 programs than the last 2 regular head coaches. Sounds to me like the AD needs to do his damn job (not better, but period).
Wow FSU fans must be feeling pretty bad right now to lose like that. If you haven't seen how they lost do yourself a favor and look it up. Honestly though FSU was asking for this, they have been playing it close.
A good postI love Gronk, he's the best. He's like a big dumb dog that's just so happy to see you even though you only left the room for a bit.
Reminder that Brady's wife makes more money than him.It surprises me every time I read this, but Tom Brady keeps restructuring his contract to clear up cap space and lower his yearly salary (while still somehow increasing the amount of money he makes) so I guess it makes sense. NFL contracts are weird, and there are several baseball contracts worth more than any NFL contract (a travesty).
Remember when people said all the Texans needed was a QB? I think they need a lot more holy shitI think the team has given up on Bill O'Brien, based on pure speculation.
I think the team has given up on Bill O'Brien, based on pure speculation.
Edible (Jacksonville) is 1-0 and is a dirty fucking homer and took Jacksonville on a game played in another country and they tried SO HARD to not win but couldn't pull it off and came away with a victory.
If Chuck Pagano is serious about tanking the Colts as a final act of defiance (watch this team and tell me that's not his goal) before getting fired, then he can accelerate that process by laying a giant egg on Monday night against the Panthers.
A formal complaint about the league: These rosters and benches are waaaaay too big, too big to really field viable teams on a week to week basis due to injury limiting useful players and large team size eliminating almost all useful backup players from the free agent pool. If we stick with a 2QB league next year then please remove the W/R position and shorten the bench. Also declare me the victor in advance so I can gloat for a full season.
I'm going for big money and taking the Steelers this week against the undefeated Bengals.I'll allow it
Edit: Caveat - I reserve the right to change my pick if Roethlisberger is out again, though >_>
Vic (San Diego) is 0-1 and OUT already because he hates success and winning and in general is terrible and just about everything. He also doubted that his team could actually perform in the clutch and win a primetime game and so instead picked a divisional game across the country. What a dope!
kagiyamahina (Carolina) is 1-0 you FUCK!!!!!
I'll allow it
And Vic can exhale.I wish I had had a paper bag, that was intense.
Cincinnati over Cleveland in the "Lebron is the only thing worth watching in Ohio" Bowl.
kagiyamahina says he's given up on his team but he's actually not last or even second to last; he's actually ahead of someone who is supposedly trying to win every week. RIP. Here lies Hail Renko, they never scored
wow, really? That's a shame :/Dear NC State,
Also, NC State won again without our two RBs. You owe our alma mater an apology.
And my week is ruined by Blaine Gabbert. ?_(ツ)_/?Not the first time in history this sentence has been uttered.
Not the first time in history this sentence has been uttered.
My week has been ruined by Blaine Gabbert not shitting the bed.Dan Quinn ruined your weekend by electing to kick a field goal when down by 4 with 3 minutes to go from the 2 yard line. Dumb move.
Dion Lewis noooo ;_;
And right after I lost Le'veon Bell for the year, too.
Oh man, it's possible a 4-10-2 Jaguars could host a 13-3 Jets team in the first round of the playoffs. I want to see this shit happen lol
Tis the season for injuries everywhere. Is there an actual player available in the FA?I'm surprised that DeAngelo Williams wasn't claimed on waivers last week before me. Only FA available will be the unheralded guys like Jonas Gray last year, production not long enough to benefit any team.
And with that, I have officially beaten all of you.And Kilga's lost to all of us, and doesn't play Arashi's Abandoned Team so the pressure is on for our reigning champ. Also, Fakk u Edible >=|
Raise your hand if you clinched a playoff spot! :V
Oh man, it's possible a 4-10-2 Jaguars could host a 13-3 Jets team in the first round of the playoffs. I want to see this shit happen lolWith Hasselbeck in for the next 2-6 weeks (for a lacerated kidney it's gotta be longer than that right?) I actually like the Jaguars going forward. The Colts may have beaten the Broncos in Indy but let's all acknowledge what that game actually was: Peyton Manning formally ceding his status as Indianapolis Colts legend to Andrew Luck before the people of Indy. The Texans are lol and the Titans are lmao and just fired their head coach.
Everyone is out except yuyukos so now we all have to say something nice about the...Giants??? Help.
And Kilga's lost to all of us, and doesn't play Arashi's Abandoned Team so the pressure is on for our reigning champ. Also, Fakk u Edible >=|
With Hasselbeck in for the next 2-6 weeks (for a lacerated kidney it's gotta be longer than that right?) I actually like the Jaguars going forward. The Colts may have beaten the Broncos in Indy but let's all acknowledge what that game actually was: Peyton Manning formally ceding his status as Indianapolis Colts legend to Andrew Luck before the people of Indy. The Texans are lol and the Titans are lmao and just fired their head coach.
The Titans will not be an easy win, but I think their win over the Saints took a lot of expectations off their shoulders to not only win but also score an "upset" over a "better team". Had they lost to the Saints I would actually be more nervous about playing them, but this is probably the most likely loss in this stretch. Hosting Washington with inept Kirk Cousins at QB should allow the defense a chance to shine and put on a show.
Bonus points for OMAHA which I will never get out of my brain after watching the Mannings.
I definitely didn't expect the Panthers to be 8-0 by this point.
That's okay, because they're really 7-1.???????
http://deadspin.com/the-best-and-dumbest-meme-is-unfolding-on-the-panthers-1740596866That is strange and I have never heard of it until now, but I guess that it might be related to trying to take the pressure off the team by ruining an undefeated season? Either that or some of these fans are giving themselves losses to set themselves up for misery in case the Panthers drop 6 in a row. Weird either way.
That is strange and I have never heard of it until now, but I guess that it might be related to trying to take the pressure off the team by ruining an undefeated season? Either that or some of these fans are giving themselves losses to set themselves up for misery in case the Panthers drop 6 in a row. Weird either way.
I'm glad I don't have to go out much. Whenever the panthers start doing well, it's stunning how many never-worn jerseys and hoodies get pulled out from deep in the closet, behind the Duke and UNC gearI always wonder if some bandwagon fan still has a Rae Carruth jersey buried back in their closet that they don't understand the implications of
Hey I was super hype for NC State basketball this year after and up and down football season but they lost to fucking William and Mary on opening day and WELP now I hate basketball too
I actually don't think I'm going to win this week, if I'm honest. >_>
Kilga's matchups are better for the most part.
THE PRODIGAL SANCHEZ RETURNS
NC STATE LOST A GAME AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER.I called up Coach Gottfried and he started crying. Normally it wouldn't be a big deal (and State won their second game against South Alabama) but the way it happened is very concerning. William & Mary, a team that has never once made the NCAA tournament, is a good shooting team, and they pulled out to an early 10-3 lead. From that point on, State just kept chucking up bad shot after bad shot and were completely unable to rattle W&M on defense. W&M finished the night with higher shooting percentages in all categories than State. If this is how State reacts to being put in the hole by only 7 points than I'm worried how they'll fare if they're in the hole by 10 at Wake Forest or Miami. We also lost Terry Henderson, our starting 2, to an ankle injury for at least a month.
I wonder if anyone's told them that their season is over and that they should just go home.
Grats to Kilga for his first win!Literally the upset of the season here.
Holy shit my team fell apart.
Dallas, assuming Romo is confirmed to start.Finally! It's not mathematically impossible for the cowboys to win the division, 3 games back from the 1st. Probably won't happen though. Also Greg Hardy is pissing me off. I heard a call from a woman on talk radio about Hardy and the Cowboys who said it really made her not want to go to or root for the Cowboys. I kind of feel the same way, especially since his been a little shit lately.
Oklahoma barely beat TCU last night and I'm kinda upset because Oklahoma fans are really super annoying all the time, hoping for Oklahoma State to knock them off next week.
Really wish VT had knocked off UNC in Blacksburg to put a nice finish on Beamer's home career, but I guess it wasn't meant to be.
I picked the Burrs and got knocked out too :C
The comeback is on!My greatest shame.
e: Oh god I started Romo I did this to myself.
If I told you I said the Redskins were going to win the division on Friday would you believe me?
11-1.So not happy watching that game, jfc
(Also - poor, poor army <_<)I want to feel bad for Army since they've been pretty bad in general lately but I'm not sure what they can really do differently. They're pretty hamstrung in recruiting due to being a service academy, but they still don't seem to be able to pull the kind of recruits that Navy and Air Force (both consistently bowl eligible teams lately) can get. Is it just because they're still an independent? 14 straight losses to Navy is pretty bad though :<
Oh hey, look who's back on top of the AFC.
EDIBLE
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YUYUKOS
PX
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VIC
Nah.Playoffs Round 2: Elimination Boogaloo
First plays whoever wins of 4th and 5th. Second plays whoever wins of 3rd and 6th.
Also, upon confirming these facts I remembered that it was yuyukos who knocked me out of the playoffs after a bye last year too. ;_;
Gonna be a tall order to even limp to this finish line, my team is bleeding injuries left and right. :ohdear:
Finally stopped worrying about your team, and it bit you in the ass 8D
- Panthers will go 16-0, which means they'll finish 16-1
I... I think we're about to see Bird Team win the league :V
And last of all, fuck you Chip Kelly.
Marvin Lewis is cursed. Vontaze Burfict and Adam Jones are just moronic shitheads.I'll buy that.
There cannot possibly be a luckier team than the seahawks, jesus christSometimes (A LOT OF THE TIMES) it's better to be lucky than good
I hate playing the fucking Seahawks
I hate playing the fucking Seahawks
You know they'll find some miracle to get close
http://deadspin.com/seahawks-fan-writes-open-letter-to-mr-classless-cam-1753804610
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ready to go 18-1?!PANTHERS BITCH!
Ready to go 18-1?!Hhhnnnnnnnnnnghghhhghghgh my nutbladder
Think SuperBowl 50 will be like XLVIII?PANTHERS BITCH!
Less than a week to go before 50, and I bring you a really cool statistic.
Since Cam's 2015 MVP nod is basically in the bag, if he also wins the superbowl (and superbowl MVP) he will be first player in history to win the Heisman, BCS Championship, NFL Rookie of the Year, NFL MVP, and Superbowl MVP.
OROTY: Jameis Winston
The Panthers got bum-fucked by poor refereeing last night. The awful failed challenge on the (very obviously) completed pass, the lack of roughing the passer on the strip-sack TD, the clear offsides on Talib during the missed field goal, and at least three uncalled DPI, one of which was incredibly blatant and critical.
Overturning the incomplete pass ruling as they should have done would have given Rivera an extra challenge, and the Panthers an extra timeout. It also meant the strip-sack TD never would have happened (ditto for the missed roughing the passer call). Correctly calling offsides on Talib gives you a fresh set of downs in the redzone instead of a missed field goal.
Part of the reason Denver was so successful last night was because they got away with much more than they should have. Now, there's no cure for Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware completely ignoring the Carolina o-line last night, which is one of the biggest reasons the Panthers lost, but the game would (and should) have been a hell of a lot closer and a lot more fun to watch.
I think I might be in the wrong thread, but I'm doing a 2hu parody of that Mountain Dew Super Bowl ad. "Spirit Oni Youkai!"