I hate you Pesco.
[09:56] <~Inaba_Tewi> Who wants to write a TewixKomachi crackfic?
[09:57] <Komachi_Dormazuka> o/
[09:58] <~Inaba_Tewi> go do it
[09:58] <Komachi_Dormazuka> wat
[09:59] <DrRawr> dormio raised his hand
[09:59] <DrRawr> he must now
[10:00] <Komachi_Dormazuka> I hate you people
[10:00] <Komachi_Dormazuka> waitwaitwait
[10:00] <Komachi_Dormazuka> HOLY CRAP
[10:00] <Komachi_Dormazuka> WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT PESCO SAID "WRITE" UNTIL JUST NOW
[10:00] <Komachi_Dormazuka> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Tewi sighed heavily as she sat against a tree on the banks of the Sanzu River. Today was a beautiful day, though it was hard to tell through all the mist that hung around the Sanzu. But this did nothing to help answer the question on Tewi's mind: Just where was that lazy ferrywoman? They had promised to meet an hour ago. Had she forgotten? Or did she simply not care? Tewi sighed once more as rose to her feet. She'd been around long enough to know when she had been stood up...
"Idiot... Doesn't she know what happens to rabbits that get lonely?"
"... And you were planning to slack off
again? What is wrong with you? None of the other Shinigami are like this. I see the other Yama processing souls all the time, but what do I get? Nothing. You've delivered no souls to me over the past week! You have no motiva..."
"Shit." was the only thought running through Komachi's head at the moment. A lecture from this Yama was the last thing she needed right now. She was already running late for her first date with Tewi and Shiki's lectures, the short ones, could go for hours on end. Geez, why couldn't this have happened on any other day?
"... Don't you understand what this says about your character? What it says about our organization as a whole? Imagine if everyone here slacked off as much as you did. What do you think would happen to our society, to Gensokyo? Do you remember what happened the last time you didn't deliver the sou..."
Komachi struggled to stop herself from snapping at the Yama. Of course she remembered what had happened. It was how she had met Tewi in the first place. The rabbit filled with poison, simply looking for a place to rest. She was so fun to tease, and the two had met up again after the incident, where Tewi demanded another meeting to iron out any misunderstandings about Tewi's desire to live. Naturally, Komachi simply teased Tewi more, which led to more meetings where she would continue to tease Tewi. Eventually, the two realized that they enjoyed each other's company, why else would they continue seeing each other? Komachi asked if Tewi would like to turn their relationship into something more, and they had decided to meet up today.
And now this stupid Yama was getting in her way. And Komachi had had enough.
"Look, I'm sorry but I really need to be somewhere right now!"
A look of shock runs across Shikieiki's face, which quickly changes into a smile.
"Finally. You need something to motivate you."
"H-huh?"
Komachi was equally surprised, the Yama wasn't scolding her anymore? Instead, she was now patting her on the back?
"Get going already, you're late, aren't you?"
Out of breath, at the edge of her vision, Komachi could see the lone figure of a rabbit walking off.
"Idiot... Doesn't she know what happens to rabbits that get lonely?"
Komachi started running once more, arm outstretched towards Tewi...
And now I go back to lurking. I refuse to provide compensation for however many brain cells that you may have lost from reading this. Blame Pesco.
Now to wait for this thing to be forgotten forever.