Man, this Fic is taking way too long. I intend to bring and end to it around the 30th chapter...
Chapter 22
There it is... The SDM! We took a while to get to it, because we just kept flying in circles for hours, just because Yukari said that "the clouds would melt down into pee if we didn't loathe about ghinea pigs".
At least, we managed to get there sooner or later. I was a bit scared, but I tried to calm down by thinking about how everything could be fine if Ran and Chen protected me. At least I didn't need to be worried about China, because she was sleeping like a rock. She's just the most perfect guard a burglar needs to invade a mansion! We won't need to deal with her.
-Owwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan... This is just NO fun! - Yukari muttered -I'll wake this dragon up, so we can have some fun!
-What?!
It was too late when I tried to stop Yukari. What is that stupid old geezer thinking?! We had a golden chance to sneak into the SDM and have a surprise factor! It think the hole I made on her head just killed brain! Speaking of which, that holw is still bleeding rivers of blood, at it seems that she is perfectly fine, despite that!
-Hey... Wake up, China! - Yukari shoke China's head
-Mmfmfmsmmsmfs........ WHAAAAT?
-Yay! You're awake!
-Miss Yakumo?... What are you doing here?... - China was still half asleep
-I want to beat the crap out of your mistress!
-...What?
-I want to kick your mistress' ass!
-...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
-I said...
-So you're invading the Mansion, huh!
Please remember me to strangle Yukari when we get this finished. China rapidly stood up and made a fighting stance.
-I won't let you enter the Mansion!
-So you're resisting, huh! You'll regret messing with the Youkai of the Borders!!!
I felt a great surge of power coming from Yukari! HELL YEAH! That stupid old hag will kick that stupid incompetent dragon! I can't wait to see all the gore!! I though Yukari would use the Double Death Butterfly, but... WHATTHEHELL! She's just poking China with her umbrella's tip, while laughing as if she was pwning her!
-Lazy Sign <Slow and Painful Murder>!!!!
-...What are you doing? - China
-I'm killing you slowly and painfully!! Each poking is taking away a bit of your life, in a way that when I poke you 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 times, you'll die!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
I felt like I should run away for my life, because China would certainly win if Yukari kept like that!
-...Are you serious?
-You're just TOO cocky for a person that is going to die slowly and painfully!!!
-...I'll go back to sleep, okay?
-YEAH! Sleep well, because I'll keep poking you until you DIE!!!!
I FacePalm'd, despite even this act wouldn't be enough to express how I am feeling while seeing this EXTREME FIASCO!
-If I beat you, will you stop poking me? It's kinda a nuisance...
-TRY AS MUCH YOU WANT!!!
-...Okay. But then don't complain if you get some bones broken, okay?
China punched Yukari on her belly. That was so strong that even I felt the pain! The punch was so strong that Yukari spat a river of blood. Despite that, she looked that she didn't even feel a slight pain! Is Yukari invincible?!
And then, China kept beating the crap out of Yukari. Each blow was stronger than the prior, and Yukari was getting more and more hurt!...
-YUKARI-SAMA!!!! - Ran
-Don't worry, Ran! I've got everything under control! - Yukari
-Yeah! AS IF!! - China
China got a SpellCard from her pocket! Now Yukari will be done for if she keep doing nothing!!
-Colorful Sign <Extreme Color Typhoon>!!!!
China began spinning around herself, like Hina, releasing a barrage of colorful danmaku! I could see well, but I could see Yukari being hit by each shot!! It was like she driven her Hitbox to them by purpose! I could see each spike piercing through her body, getting her damn seriously hurt!! What is happening with Yukari?!?!?
Yukari didn't even shot back! She just kept hitting herself with China's shots until her SpellCard's time ran out! When it finished, I could see that not even a single inch of Yukari's body wasn't damaged. She was completely smeared with blood!!! I wanted to throw up when I saw that!!... What is Yukari thinking?!...
-Are you finished already? - Yukari said that in a tone as if she wasn't feeling any pain
-WHAT? How many Lives did have you got?!
-Heh... Get her, Ran.
-YES!
-WHAT?!
Before China could react, Ran have already beat the crap her out.
-Let's continue, people! - Yukari looked cheerful
-Yukari!!... You're... - I thought I had to warn her about her injuries
-I already said that's nothing! Now... Let's proceed!
Well, it can't be helped... We followed Yukari into the SDM. The maid fairies have already been alerted about our presence, and they attacked. Hordes and hordes of maid fairies appeared, but Yukari and Ran flawlessly defeated them. Despite that, Yukari got shot by purpose by them, getting even more hurt. I'm starting to think that she is immortal just like Kaguya and Mokou... Even Sakuya herself tried to stop us, and threw hundreds and hundreds of knives, almost of them hitting Yukari!! Now Yukari was completely smeared with blood and almost very inch of her body had a knife sticked on it! Jyst after we defeated Sakuya, we ended up on Remilia's room. She was calmly drinking her tea.
-I've been waiting for you...
Her eyes were closed since we got into her room. When she opened them, she could see Yukari. When that happened, she spilled her tea and glared, with a dead surprised look!
-WHATTAHELL IS IT?!!!??!!
-You didn't see that coming, did you?! - Yukari laughed
Yukari started to pluck Sakuya's knives out, revealing her blood-smeared body.
-Look, Remilia! I'm all covered with deliiiiiiiiiiiicious blood!! - Yukari provoked
So all that masochism was mean for Yukari present herself to Remilia with blood?!
-Stop tempting me, bitch!!!
-I know you bloodsuckers can't stand still when in front of such a huge amount of blood!
-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
-Hey Reimu! It's up to you now! - Yukari smiled at me
-What? Me?
-DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO AND PRONTO, DAMMIT!!! - WHOA
-...Okay...
I didn't know what to do! I thought Yukari would just beat Remi and everything would be fine. That's when I remembered that I told her I need to talk with Remi. Maybe Yukari is going to defeat Remi after I get this talk done. That's it!
Remi was starting to breathe heavily. Maybe she was starting to get bloodthristy... I have to be quick!
-Remilia! Maybe you already know, but Patchouli was vampirized and she attacked me!
Remi grinned, but she was getting even more tense... I fear that she might try to attack me. I hope Yukari has everything under control...
-Yeess... Yeeess... She did it... Just as I planned!...
-SO you're te culprit behind that! I knew it! What's your point with this?!
-HAHAHAH! I have always waited for a chance to spread my noble blood over Gensokyo! Now I have it!!
-Is that so? Well, I hope you're happy, because I almost got caught by your damn curse! But, thanks to Rin and Eirin, I'll not become a dirty youkai like you!
-Brag as much you want! You won't be able to stop me! I have already started vampirizing all my maid fairies... Soon, I'll release them and no one will escape!!!
-Well, I won't deal with that. I'll leave that to other people. But... There's something I need to talk with you!
-Make it quick!... I won't endure much time without getting crazy because of this free bottle of blood you call Yukari!
Yukari giggled.
-Well, I was pregnant when Patchy biten me... And... Well, Rin kept me from becoming a vampire, but she had to drive all your wicked virus on my child...
-SERIOUSLY?! - Remi looked happy
-Huh, yeah. I need your help. I need tips about how raising a vampire!
-WHY! Why didn't you tell me this earlier! I'll be deeply glad to help you on raising my offspring!
-But, there's one thing... I want you to stop your plans of vampirizing everyone!
-It ain't happening!
-If you don't stop... I'll...
Yukari interrupted me.
-She'll abort your grandchild, and I will take care of killing each vampirized maid fairy here! You know, I can use my gaps to get a lot of silver bullets, garlics and stuff!
Remilia crossed her arms.
-Oh, that's not good! - she said, ironically -Well, I think we can have a deal, then.
-What deal?
-First! You'll let me drink all this blood you're smeared with, and I'll think about not letting my maid fairies out. Second! I want Reimu to bear this vampire child, and I want her to let me name them and carry the Scarlet surname! Third! I want you to return me Patchouli, and properly feed her with blood!
-Good enough! - I said - But there's one thing I can't comply even if I wanted to... My child MUST have the Hakurei surname. Otherwise, the Shrine's guardian, Shingyoku, will kill them. You may give them a name, but the surname must be Hakurei!
-Okay! Okay! Just let me get Yukari's blood!
-It's all yours!
-ITADAKIMASU!!!
Remilia rapidly flew towards Yukari and started licking her blood. It was deeply disgusting! I felt like I wanted to puke, but something unexpected happened! Remilia, surprisingly, biten Yukari's neck!! Now Yukari is going to become a vampire!!! If that happens... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
-OUCH!!! - Yukari wrestled against the bloodsucker
-YUKARI-SAMA!!! - DAMMIT, Ran is a goddamn useless moron
Yukari broke free from Remilia's clutches, but it was too late...
-You didn't see that coming, huh!? - Remilia laughed -Soon you'll become one of us!
-YOU BITCH!!! THE DEAL IS OVER!! NOW YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!! - Yukari was angry like Suika gets when she isn't with her sake -RAN! CHEN! GET HER!!!
-It'll be sooooooo fun! - Remilia grinned
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I don't know well what happened after that... But I'm sure that everything simply went to hell!
When I realized, I found a hell a lot of gaps scattered everywhere. Maybe Yukari found a way to deal with everyone once for all... I found Remilia knocked out, and Ran and Chen panting. This was surely a fierce battle!
I'm glad that, at least, I'm safe now...
Or not...
I could see Yukari, panting too. I hope she just used her Boundary power to find a way to prevent herself from becoming a vampire... But I was wrong. I saw her eyes glowing red when she suddely looked at me.
-Reimu...
-Yukari?! You... You...
-Yes, Reimu! It's too late! - Yukari gazed me with crazy eyes
She took some steps closer to me.
-I'm going to drink everyone's blood! And I'll start with YOU!!
When I realized, Yukari had already knocked me down, and she was over me. DAMMIT! Now I'm done for!! There's nobody to save me!!
-You blood looks sooooooo delicious, Reimu! Hahahahahah!!
-NO, YUKARI! DON'T DO IT!! PLEASE!!! - I was already started crying
-Yes! Get nervous! So your blood will spill out a lot!
-HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!